The railway hired a MONKEY to control their SIGNALS?! | 2 Of These People Are Lying - 3/4 Show S3e3

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  • čas přidán 7. 09. 2024
  • The 3/4 show gang is back at it this week with the game Two Of These People Are Lying, a fun deceptive game that includes railway trivia and only a small amount of shade given to the French.
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Komentáře • 104

  • @brillbusbootcamp2320
    @brillbusbootcamp2320 Před rokem +52

    Just when you start to feel a little bad for France, then Union Pacific ends up getting burned WAY worse! 😂 Thanks for all the laughs, guys!

  • @sirrliv
    @sirrliv Před rokem +57

    Oh gods, this is hilarious. Mark and Brett went for the same story and somehow have to out-truth each other.
    Leighton: "I have plenty of alcohol."
    Hyce: "Challenge accepted!"
    Brett's right, Larry's more of a lobster name. That, or LOBBO!

  • @mattg5852
    @mattg5852 Před rokem +21

    Listened to this on my way to Estes Park after visiting the museum. Took my whole family out and some extended family. Had great time. Thanks for taking time to say hi to me and my boys and talking about KAAAAAANNNNNNN for a little bit.
    And even with my boys being a bit shy, they were happy to say hi real quick.

    • @Hyce777
      @Hyce777  Před rokem +11

      Thanks again for coming to say hi! I didn't put together your name and username until now, lol! Glad to put a face to a name and meet ya mate. Thanks for coming out.

    • @mattg5852
      @mattg5852 Před rokem +6

      @@Hyce777 yea after talking to ya, I realized I should of mentioned the number of wheels touching the track or the total number of wheels on an engine for the drink limit

  • @NorthernNewEnglandRailfan

    The new intro for the series is great!

    • @Cosmic_Tortoise
      @Cosmic_Tortoise Před rokem +4

      Original Top Gear isn't it?

    • @Rocker-1234
      @Rocker-1234 Před rokem +4

      @@Cosmic_Tortoise correct which makes it even better cause its the 3/4 idiots taking inspiration from the OG 3/4 idiots lol

  • @PaladinCasdin
    @PaladinCasdin Před rokem +7

    You had me at the Top Gear intro, confirmed at the Monty Python quotes. Very fun lads! xD

  • @WasatchWind
    @WasatchWind Před rokem +15

    Dang the production quality of this channel is becoming top notch. 👌

  • @seankaiser2505
    @seankaiser2505 Před rokem +58

    Always in favor of making fun of the French.

    • @TheInternationalHarvesterMan
      @TheInternationalHarvesterMan Před rokem +1

      Hon hon hon

    • @CyarSkirata
      @CyarSkirata Před rokem +5

      "And the wheel spins and lands on France!"
      "It's not a wheel! It's just a piece of cardboard with an arrow saying France!"

  • @Straten_guy
    @Straten_guy Před dnem +1

    4:32 hyce's face knowing hes wrong

  • @willpelkey1510
    @willpelkey1510 Před rokem +12

    the railway hired one of you guys to control signals?

  • @SkorjOlafsen
    @SkorjOlafsen Před rokem +6

    Best 3/4s show format! Love these stories.

  • @themanformerlyknownascomme777

    "we have two lower lifeforms and a baboon" my sides went into orbit, thanks.

  • @leafs9328
    @leafs9328 Před rokem +15

    As soon as Brett said his story about the railcar I instantly knew he was right. I love it when two of my interests cross over.

  • @CPCfarms8679
    @CPCfarms8679 Před rokem +4

    Jack has some monkey business, and so he needs to SWITCH and stay ON TRACK.

  • @steeljawX
    @steeljawX Před rokem +6

    Out of all the possibilities "Jack the Signalman" could mean, there was no innuendos to it possibly meaning putting a hydraulic lift under a guy and raising him up 3 feet to check his undercarriage. . . .or the other innuendo. That's a weird reality. Some how the alcohol kept you guys PG. Had this been an OG Tom Scott video, there would have been at least 5 minutes of banter about that and about another 40 minutes of other content that would have to of been cut out.
    Needless to say, I love this series (3/4 of an Idiot) because I learn so much. The steam age was the peak of discovery, ingenuity, and Darwinism. Hearing how the big boys (both figuratively and literally in some cases) died like men is fascinating. It's cool to know when things went to plan and also when sub-optimal mediocrity was successfully overachieved (a more flamboyant version of "went poorly".)

  • @k4hun4
    @k4hun4 Před rokem +5

    On tonight's Program of Top Valve

  • @SkorjOlafsen
    @SkorjOlafsen Před rokem +13

    "I am not a biological person" - Hyce

    • @ryank1273
      @ryank1273 Před 2 měsíci +3

      I know what he meant, but when he said that, I immediately thought robot.

  • @buckduane1991
    @buckduane1991 Před rokem +3

    If Jack were an elephant, you know he’d have worked for peanuts.

  • @SeaKing61
    @SeaKing61 Před rokem +3

    As a British guy called Laurie, all the references to Lawrie of LMM confuse me greatly.

  • @georgen.8027
    @georgen.8027 Před rokem +1

    Stewardess I speak jive... the kids don't know how funny that is

  • @mrreet2001
    @mrreet2001 Před 11 měsíci +1

    OMG I love the TG intro!!!

  • @cameronmuhic5735
    @cameronmuhic5735 Před 5 měsíci

    Sounds like the same kinda game that NPR uses for their radio show "Wait, Wait...Don't Tell Me"

  • @artemisfowl7191
    @artemisfowl7191 Před rokem +1

    Not only did boats have triple expansion engines, a very small few had quadruple expansion engines (these are very complicated). They were replaced by steam turbines

  • @jodyreeder4820
    @jodyreeder4820 Před rokem +4

    I heard that Jack was trained and paid booze.

  • @cliff4377
    @cliff4377 Před rokem +2

    @5:30 "and I don't understand that" me cracks beer before noon, let's see what hes got to say lol

    • @cliff4377
      @cliff4377 Před rokem +2

      "2 lower lifeforms, and a baboon" was not on the bingo card. you win the lols Ha.

  • @amahashadow
    @amahashadow Před rokem +3

    As a French, I'm deeply amused 😂

  • @Dan_Gyros
    @Dan_Gyros Před rokem

    This series is fantastic, always interesting and hilarious!

  • @thespacementv1506
    @thespacementv1506 Před rokem +3

    Did you rewatch Pirates of the Caribbean recently? There are so many PotC references now lol.

    • @Hyce777
      @Hyce777  Před rokem +12

      My secret is I'm always rewatching pirates of the Caribbean

  • @bornalacko9472
    @bornalacko9472 Před rokem

    as a croat, the day drinking bit is 100% true

  • @falfan7.62
    @falfan7.62 Před rokem +4

    just wait till yall hear about the French 6 cylinder 2-12-0 the 160 a1 :3

  • @thundercreekcustoms
    @thundercreekcustoms Před rokem

    I'd love to see an episode of this on the NYO&W "Flying Diesel Corps".

  • @CaptainS0305
    @CaptainS0305 Před 10 měsíci

    Why is Brett's Barbosa impression so good?

  • @dwalpole
    @dwalpole Před rokem +1

    Give it the beans!

  • @solarusthelonghaulerrailfa3226

    Ya said that there was two lower life forms so which one is what 😊👍

  • @North_West1
    @North_West1 Před rokem +2

    How do I understand all the inside (tech diff) jokes??? I keep waiting for Tom Scott to show up.
    I don’t have a particular train passion…but I watch a train channel. So confused. 😂

  • @RailfanDylan
    @RailfanDylan Před 4 měsíci

    I mean Hyce had me convinced because that’s an actual thing here In the us in California and what was the movie called on Netflix

  • @bobbywelch6035
    @bobbywelch6035 Před rokem

    That is an interesting story about Jack the sign mail.

  • @balaclavaboi7785
    @balaclavaboi7785 Před rokem +2

    WHERE WAS THE LIMES?!?!?!?!?!

  • @RailfanLoy
    @RailfanLoy Před rokem

    I love the pirates reference

  • @ethanpicken6992
    @ethanpicken6992 Před rokem +2

    "I am not a biological person"
    -Hyce, 2023
    Confirmed guys, Hyce is actually a robot...
    timestamp 12:35 for those curious

    • @Milamberinx
      @Milamberinx Před rokem

      You just wasted an opportunity to write 12:34, so I'm more inclined to suspect YOU are a robot.

    • @ethanpicken6992
      @ethanpicken6992 Před rokem

      @@Milamberinx AAAHHH NOOOO.
      Well I’ve got to live with my mistakes now 😔

    • @Milamberinx
      @Milamberinx Před rokem

      @@ethanpicken6992 do you live though? Dooooo yoooouu? What is your serial number? 😋

  • @hansvonflammenwerfer2817

    I GOT THE PERFECT NAME FOR THIS "STEVENSON GEAR"

  • @Milamberinx
    @Milamberinx Před rokem +1

    Karl did it better: "there's this little monkey fella, right?"

  • @Thoroughly_Wet
    @Thoroughly_Wet Před rokem +7

    Reject diesel and computers. Return to Steam and monke.

  • @TwinLitz2
    @TwinLitz2 Před rokem +1

    I ordered a shirt

  • @bluescrew3124
    @bluescrew3124 Před rokem +1

    Hilarious as always

  • @TheDutchRanger
    @TheDutchRanger Před rokem +2

    Ah yes, after getting annoyed by a game, this is the best thing to see pop up in the feed

  • @samwildeman
    @samwildeman Před rokem

    love the intro

  • @hawkings22
    @hawkings22 Před rokem

    Once upon a time there was an engineer

  • @TheIq2gamer
    @TheIq2gamer Před rokem

    Yes its back!

  • @angelflightsaviation3742

    It’s been a long time since I’ve seen this show.

  • @CAMintmier
    @CAMintmier Před rokem

    No mystery biscuits?

  • @bhrailroadhistory1509

    The Champagne Trail aka the Bath and Hammondsport Railroad is like what mark said other than its in Bath Ny not bath England lol

  • @msheaver
    @msheaver Před rokem

    At 10:09 "Were?" Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... BOOM! Mic drop! ROFLMAO!!!

    • @Milamberinx
      @Milamberinx Před rokem

      Yeahhh... at that time we might have had some exotic pets, but you guys still had your Jim Crow laws despite having recently fought a war to "free" those penalised by said laws.

  • @Foamer_extroardinaire

    Hey hyce I’m headed to Colorado Monday is there anything that i should go see other than the museum obviously

  • @jbran7817
    @jbran7817 Před rokem

    18:12 I don’t think we’ve ever seen Brett take off his hat. My brain short circuited for a second lmao

  • @IndustrialParrot2816
    @IndustrialParrot2816 Před rokem

    Actually south Africas entire railway network is all narrow gauge

  • @TwinLitz2
    @TwinLitz2 Před rokem +1

    Hi hyce!

  • @smileyg7483
    @smileyg7483 Před rokem

    Jack is needed on the South African Railway again considering that our railway is just about non-existent. Which is sad when you like trains.

  • @WindersRanger
    @WindersRanger Před rokem

    Signal maintainers everywhere 👁🫦👁

  • @4ntig3n
    @4ntig3n Před rokem

    I feel like this one could have been a bit longer with more topics. Did enjoy it though :)

  • @yukonxl5723
    @yukonxl5723 Před rokem

    yes.

  • @WindersRanger
    @WindersRanger Před rokem

    *one Mississippi* 😂

  • @jamesTBurke
    @jamesTBurke Před rokem +1

    Welllll. Mickly failed brett

  • @Emerald-764
    @Emerald-764 Před rokem

    The 3 footers never went 70 without ballast? The Maine 2 footers went 70 with no ballast

  • @seymoarsalvage
    @seymoarsalvage Před rokem

    I seen the copypasta about the monkey switchman, but always thought it was just folklore or something lol

  • @dr.rajeshkumar5305
    @dr.rajeshkumar5305 Před rokem

    What time it is out there

  • @BringMayFlowers
    @BringMayFlowers Před rokem +1

    Saying UP is staffed by neanderthals is unfair to the neanderthals, which were a fairly intelligent species, had language, social groups, clothing, tools, fire, basically all the forms of human society we'd all think of today. Union Pacific on the other hand,

  • @erichd9460
    @erichd9460 Před 7 měsíci

    "I'm not a biological person..." -- Mark Huber 2023 ;)

  • @GraceFoulques
    @GraceFoulques Před rokem

    Will Lawrie feature on the 3/4 idiots show?

  • @RobertCraft-re5sf
    @RobertCraft-re5sf Před rokem +1

    Paid in banans

  • @rhysk5127
    @rhysk5127 Před rokem

    Where factorio???

  • @GamingForDummies1
    @GamingForDummies1 Před rokem +1

    Hyce why does everyone call you mark?