Pseudoregalia in a nutshell

Rabbit-goat-cat lady with magic pogo stick does sick flips to help those in need.
In all seriousness though, Pseudoregalia is great. Saw a livestream of it, got obsessed about it, played it and didn’t stop until I beat it and got all the things. I’d say it’s the perfect balance between style and substance, retro style and an addictive movement system. The combat can be pretty fun too. You will get lost, I know you’re suppose to but the rooms sometimes look a bit similar. Really my only gripe though.
Go try it. It’s on Steam for like 6 American dollars which only like what, 8 Canadian? I dunno. if you’re still unsure there are some videos out there that get in way better detail than what I can cook up. This is really just a glorified shitpost.
Clips used in order of appearance:
[SFM] gman vibing - CoreyLaddo
when you make a medieval serf listen to “promiscuous” - Hydraulic Beanbag
vergil dancing meme template - enZ
Music by order of appearance:
(Pseudoregalia) “Revival” Dilapidated Dungeon Theme - potatoTeto
(Pseudoregalia) Tower Remains Theme - potatoTeto
(Pseudoregalia) “Outside the Castle Walls” Empty Bailey Theme - potatoTeto
(Payday 2) Code Silver - Simon Viklund

[@justiceforjoggers2897]

Can't believe she's wearing pants

[@Jordan-pp5bo]

I'm too homosexual for this
Every time I see Sybil Donald Ducking it, I just imagine she must be so cold, lmao

[@Hakudan2]

Some people be weak like that

[@gabrielcastejon7914]

Imo, she looks sexier with it. I warmed up to it

[@crisrodriguez9359]

​@@Hakudan2 true

[@Techhunter_Talon]

@@Jordan-pp5bo Imagine the state of her rear end after sliding around so much. X_X
The very reason why I played with the setting that gives you a version of the default outfit that has pants. XD

[@matiasdelafuente3106]

so THAT'S where that key was!!!

[@alfonsnotelric]

I swear when I first heard the empty bailey theme I had the exact same reaction as gman

[@heavenlyderpfowl1180]

Oh hey, for that key, those rafters are a standard jump apart and you can get up to the first one with sunsetter for a highjump and then use the sungreaves to jump in the corner

[@dankolord]

Oh you use the maid outfit, nice

[@megamocha2334]

Holy shit you got the same glitch I did, right at the end.

[@lambdadelta-kyou4405]

I got the same one once too when I was showing a friend who'd missed the poles on that side the clearly intended way to get up the tower (he'd figured out some ultrahop and cling shenanigans his first playthrough eventually). Couldn't have been more perfect! Love to see it happen to others.

[@ThePhantomRenegade]

Me too, hahaha. Must be the geometry in that spot?

[@doit.gabinales]

same here XD

[@Deretythe]

Same here, though somehow I ended up grabbing the wall from the wrong side instead of the pole.
Honestly, it's surprising how few spots there are to glitch out of bounds in a game with so many movement mechanics. The only other ones I found were:
- Getting to the top of the wall next to the bridge near Aspect of Pilgrimage, in the big Castle Sansa bubble room. That doesn't let you go very far before you hit invisible non-kickable walls, but it gives a cool birds-eye view of half the castle's room layout, and reveals it's effectively floating in a massive sea of fog.
- Somehow I clipped out of the green Clear Mind room near Twilight Theater's "main" entrance, using Cling Gem, after I noticed there were some gaps in the ceiling. That just left me falling a long while until I hit the aforementioned sea of fog, so it's pointless, but I was never able to pull it off again.

[@Deretythe]

Scratch that, some people (A Fly, DPadExtra) put up videos on how to get around the invisible walls and explore all of Castle Sansa OOB :D

[@cathie_486]

I too have been backroomed, but i had never knew about that key in the beginning area though i could easily get up there, and i still don't exactly know where that i will kill again npc is, but it seems to be in the theather but i can relate with that backroomed part

[@lightKyubi]

i TOTALLY agree for empty baliey

[@metalgearfan9802]

I do quite like how you can tackle platformer challenges with really any set of abilities as you play the game. Made me feel like a god when I figured out how to get inside the tower remains in the early game with what I assume probably wasn't the intended method lol.

[@stevered9659]

I beat the game. Now with the map update I’m replaying the game. I am more lost than I have ever been. I have completely forgotten where to go. The crazy thing is that I’m not sure where I have been because the map, while better to have then not to have, fills in the whole room when visited. But that part of the game, at least moving around in this game is fun… YO I JUST REMEMBERED WHERE TO GO NEXT.

[@SolidMetal8718]

That was glitch... i got there too... but i randomly mashed and clipped away upwards abd kept playing...
You went through pain... my condolences to your parkour that had to be done again ;-;

[@chypredust]

im pretty sure you were supposed to get up from the other door frame…

[@katsudonroscoe5832]

Agree with empty bailey. The moment I heard it, Instant love is all I got. 😍😍

[@thedoomprophet]

good video

[@Mortal2064]

This do be the game in a nutshell, I can attest to this.
(Also, don't forget the part where you try to incorporate ultra jumps in your moveset for a while before realizing that backwards isn’t tye only direction you can do that in, and that you can do them omnidirectionally so trying to set up all those jumps where you slide-jumped away from your target ledge, then ultra'd up to them could've been much simpler if you just wiggled the joystick after landing the slidejump.)

[@NarrowKilla]

pants are overrated

[@1-no-176]

Неожиданно провалился в бэкрумс. Классная игра!

[@MArkSahash]

Я точно также проваливался

[@MArkSahash]

В том же месте😂