Neuvillette's Water Review
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- čas přidán 7. 10. 2023
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All we need is a Wriothesley Tea review.
YES WE NEED THAT
Just dont let him get in Liyue for tea
My mom already took that role
@McdonaldsChilde42 nah it is ur husband-
@@8610gggdddont worry childe it will get better 😔😔
neuvillete is very kind to his enemies, giving them water with every attack
them water is so strong might as well just rips my limbs apart
Or making them wet
It's actually his piss
@@brezzendorf"MY SUPER LASER PISS!"
i wish his attack noise was HYDRATE BRO
Natlan: flat taste due to volcanic activity but nice to use when serving tea
Snezhnaya: * CHEWS ICE *
khaenri'ah: chews yours grandmas ashes
Celestia: Absolutely divine
Wow, can't believe that there's only 2 more regions left... 4 if you think that they'll add Khan'rehia (or however it's spelled lol) and Celestia
@@Mad-Cat-In-A-Hat i would love to visit celestia lol
@@MyShiroyukiholy water
Damn, who still remembers the "unlimited salt jar" thingy Zhongli causally tossed into the water. Time flies
Liyues water mustve been salty af
@@yuki97kirait’s sea water isn’t it tho??
@@kawansiesquad6659 it's actually the reason why the seawater became salty 👍
No one will be able to convince me otherwise
I still find it bizarre that a lesser god has access to an item that literally creates unlimited salt 😭
@@gamesyes9352 havria IS the goddess of salt
Bro is more hydrated than 80% of the playerbase 💀💀💀
Nah more than the entire population.
Gacha players have always been thirsty
That's why nobody likes them.
they don't touch grass AND water
I won't argue with that logic
I like how Neuvillete still drink and appreciate the water even it was raw and have colors in it.
Truly a water connoisseur
Raw water? As opposed to well done water?
@@indeeditiscirroay man, not gonna lie, i like my water as medium
@@iexplainjokesforaliving.5415 Nah, deep-fried water is better.
@@iosis9324The only thing worse than that is deep fried ice.
As expected of a "gentleman of the sea", he can evaluate everything through drops of water in the most detailed and neat way🗿
I see you comment on many videos
Ofcourse he is a seaman after all 😂
Mondstadt:Venti's drunken pee
Liyue:Zhongli's junk
Inazuma:Raiden and Yae Miko bath water
Sumeru:Plant
I thought in Sumeru with be tears from cramming students lmao
@@theinsecthashiraYou're exactly correct. That water is going to be a pain to drink if you're sensitive to the elements.
With a pint of freshly cut Orobashi
Sumeru: dook dook😂
@@Nomnomnom12😂
He could be a salesman for some kind of fancy bottled water company and you KNOW those things would go flying off the shelfs
Or more like the water companies ask for his reviews since he is a water expert so it will boost their business
Do not give them ideas. I can see myself already succumbing to these capitalist products.
Neuvi considers others as uncultured individuals who can't discern the differences between different types of water thus he feels distant from humans.
i am human (i think) and can tell different water brands and such have different tastes (Dasani has the driest tasting water, Spring water tastes the most refreshing, water made through reverse osmosis tastes in the middle but is the one i am most used to, etc.)
every household has different water. and some are better than others/
@@Yuki_Ika7 What do you mean by (I think) there's no other species who play genshin 😂
0:24 loved that gintama reference
I wonder what he would say about the water of more exotic places like Enkonomiya, The Chasm, Dragonspine, Eternal Oasis, etc...
Eternal oasis water doesnt sound that bad but the other 3 seem sus. Dragonspine with a hint of dragons blood, Chasm with water fracking and the thousands of dead things, and idk about Enkonmiya.
@@toastedmarsh6185 we can stand on eternal oasis water bro.... he's eating it like a thanksgiving turkey
if he can manage to "break off" the time-frozen water in the eternal oasis, he'd be shitting water bricks. probability
@@wetPizzaperhaps that's why he said "need to be savoured patiently" 😂😂
Eternal oasis - water Frozen in time
Enkanomiya - water mixed with the blood of the sacrificed sun children (yum yum 😋😋)
Chasm - water infested with forbidden knowledge dark mud
Dragonapine - water mixed with durins blood
Seriously I can't stop laughing in Venti's part.
Btw he has a pp??
It reminds me of that moment in the Angry Birds movie lol
@@ArchonKujoI thought about exactly the same thing lmao.
Well, at least, Neuvi didn't get PTSD.
@@senku_z1 i checked, he have a big one
To much freedom
Neuvillete should make a commercial about drinking water.😂
1:36 that smile just warms my heart for some odd reasons. Dude's out here enjoying water but in the end, it's pure water that is his happy drink...
90% sure he can tell if water is microwaved.
(source: "Neuvillette's Hobbies" quote)
Got a good laugh in this one 😭💀
"This water was microwaved three hours ago in the residence of the acting grand sage. He is not exempt from my wrath. I am inbound, about to deliver retribution."
LOOOL
1:07 ahh yes, the taste of electrified water
0:14
Neuvillete: mondstat water is crisp and pure
Venti : and I took that personally
1:22 I'm waiting to say " n o i c e"
That one place in sumeru where the old hydro archon died in is probably the closest thing to a furina bath water
Mmmm....corpse juice
Aah the pool of Amrita.
I always had a feeling it would taste like a lime slushi
Focari sweat
Ahhhhhhh.
@@vincentd1120💀😂
Let's be real here. It's not sumeru water he's drinking, but is instead the tears of the akademiya student's
Also. Watching it again. Just realized what you get from inazuma waters are probably Tetanus [You know... Raiden's mechanical body that is i think 500 yrs old(Or so i think it's mechanical like)] and Rabies (Yae's fox i guess)
"I Will Have Water!"
-Neuvillette probably
"It's all just water"
Neuvillete : uncultured swine
0:47 That agressive RRAAAAAHHHH after drinking Raiden and Yae's bath water 😂
😂😂💀
So I guess Sumeru's water tastes just like normal water
1:12 idk but the water in the cup looks like there's dirt with it as well...
@@duyetpham2003It's prob curry powder
@@duyetpham2003 bruh, these white things are just the cartoony reflections/flares 😂
I don't really know the word in english, but it's when you direct the light on the water at a certain angle and it emits the white sheen.
@@BulletSponge71436 water itself had a brown hue, they were not talking about reflections on it
@@abysscashierlightning-fast670 I think it's supposed to be just a reflection, not something like a dirt in the water
Now THAT EXPLAINS why Inazuma's water has a depth of flavor unlike any other 💀😂
0:47 i didn't expect this 😂
0:47 that is the roar of a satisfied man! NEET goddess bathwater to replenish the souls and mind
I hope they add reviews for Natlan's and Snezhneya's waters. 🥺
U mean ice and water vapors?
He already talk about Snezhnaya's river water
Go to Russia and taste it yourself
Volcano lava and glacier water(ice)
Also Celestia and Khaenriah waters
Inazuma is either Ei's bath water or the nuclear radiation leakage from the nearby island😂
I was in co-op with my mother and I was finding a teleport waypoint, when i had finally got to it on the map, nuevillette had started saying this voice line, teleported away and all my mother heard was "water comes-"
They should use the joke of Venti springing a leak with the water from Liyue instead of Mondstadt, the "enduring aftertaste" of the water would have made the joke that much funnier.
Shogun bathwater is very shocking, dare I say lethal
So he basically drank Archon/Kitsune bathwater. "Depth of Flavor" indeed.
0:57 raiden joestar confirmed
Oh u wont believe it, but our Ei has same voice w Jolyne in the game version of past JoJo game
1:01
lowkey, i can feel Raiden bathwater actually tasting great💀
Least thirsty Genshin player
you finna get final stage cancer after you drink that shi
I bet
I can only just imagine the body sweat 🤢
I think it would taste bit burnt or stale
Neuvilette about Natlan water: That's basically boiled water for tea.
Natlanians: *add Cocoa beans.*
N: Well now I got a treat for lady Furi-
Furina: NEUVILETTE! GIMMIE! GIMMIE! GIMMEI! PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!
...
Neuvilette about Snezhnaya water: Well beside the fact that it's LITERALLY ice cold water with some ICE cube's in it... It's refreshing, but I'd highly would recommend to NEVER drink it unless you can endure such freeze. It's almost blizzard like.
Tartaglia: *Jumps all naked into the lake and eats ICE right in front of Neuvilette, while there's TAR-TAR-TARTAGLIA song plays*
Neuvilette: why...
Zhongli: First time?
I hate to be the guy but just cocao frut and water is extremely bitter add sweetflowers and now were talking
@@a-lance-user4265 THX! I couldn't really come up with smth good for Natlan beside Tea, but i remember that Aztec had coco, so I decided it might be it.
@@fandango_boi I mean your not wrong the aztecs did use cocoa it just wadnt sweet the sweetness is a modern thing
I like how the last 2 Tevyat locations are Hottest & Coldest back to back
Eula: **Swim in it**
Tar: What’s wrong old man!
Neuvillette: Drink sea water.
Neuvillette: “It’s Salty guys.”
0:36 on one of the bulletin boards, theres a notice about the water reservoirs being closed because of a dead body, take of that what you will
adds flavour
Hearing Neuvillette give a water review is so soothing, it heals my soul.
I need a whole supply of that Inazuma holy water
in other words. Neuvillette message to player a.k.a Traveller to..
*Stay Hydrated*
Bro drank piss water, dead water, and bath water 😂
Nobody knows what dehydration is in Inazuma.
Dehyadration ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I just love your videos because they always improves my mood greatly, so I very much appreciate it and will be waiting for many more of your masterpieces 🧐
Fun fact: Nahida's and Neuvillette's favorite and least favorite foods, while not exact opposites, are at least related.
Nahida's favorite is Candied Ajilenakh Nuts and her least favorite is seafood, while Neuvillette's favorite is just water, with his second choice being "food items that contain plenty of liquid", and his least favorite is Charcoal-Baked Ajilenakh Cakes.
Traveler: How's Fontaine?
Neuv: ITS RAINING SIDEWAYS 😭
Traveler: Sounds rough do you have a gnosis?
Neuv: Had one. It's on The Oratrice Mecanique d’Analyse Cardinale™ (theoretically)!
Traveler: Is there any way we could help?
Neuv: Bring me some soup!
Traveler: What kind?
Neuv: CHUNKY
Other than Water, he must LOVE Lettuce and Watermelon then
Neu HATES dry food
Neuvillete likes watermelon and cactus
Oh hell nah you did not just go there with Venti 😂😂
Venti peeing in the water honestly doesn't seem too out of character 😂
What about Primordial Sea Water ?
Become water ?
We need to ask Childe for that
At first I was completely expecting mondstadt's water to be Barbara's holy water...
His chibi smile at the end is so adorable ❤! He is majestic and cute at the same time.
1:30 i was gonna say it
Sanji desperately looking for the Electro Archon's bathwater after seeing this
it should be included in "cooking with sanji"
Inazuma could have been so rich Ningguang would die of jealousy if they import that WATER
liyue water is probably like that because hu tao poisoned the city water system
Gonna keep the business running 🏃
This has been a PSA by Monsieur Neuvillette, recommending that everyone to stay constantly hydrated.
Didn't expect the "fan service".
To be fair, I would drink Inazumas water all day all night, now Neuvillette has some exquisite taste, and especially seeing how he does it in 1:25 😂
Last time I checked, Raiden's bath water kinda..... murders you when you enter it in the Musoujin Gorge
@@sanstheskeleton679😂😂 this was funny
@@AlmightyRaidenEi I'd rather die by my kind of a women anyways lol
@@sanstheskeleton679 Ehh as long as I die a reasonable stand point
@@sanstheskeleton679 even better 🗿
Ngl, after playing him for awhile and hearing him speak about the quality of h20 from different regions had me craving water tremendously that i got up, went to the fridge, poured meself that g'd spring from sone faraway distance country (i think Iceland?) Whatever was left in the glass container.
And it was tasty~.
😋
How did my mans obtain Shoguns bath water? Kujou Sara requires him for questioning
Excuse me but may I introduce you to *American Water Standards?*
Nuevillete: _fucking dies_
Adorable as always
As someone well hydrated, I can actually tell the difference in water.
Tap water has a certain metallic property, while pure water has a pretty refreshing bland yet sweet taste.
Mineral water is the best. It can taste like absolute bliss where you can tell the flavour of the stones and moss.
Treated water is extremely inconsistent. For example water from any Coca Cola brand. They taste disgusting and extremely artificial. Some taste bland at most, while others taste like what cheap playdo smells.
Tap water's taste is different from house to house due to the added flavour from pipes, since some are older and of different quality.
I come from a place where we have an aquifer so the water is decent zefferhills hits nicely- then theres nessly...
#$%@ing Nessly... THATS LIKE CHEAP METAL.
But I went up north...the water tastes of sulfer and bleach.... had to drink that stuff for 8 months... it sucked
@@rainbowocean5075 If my detective skills are any good, you are from Florida, aren't you?
The are aquifers on Florida, technically one.
It underlines Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, and South Carolina. This water is freshwater, but get brackish and saline south of Lake Okeechobee. Probably pollution, considering that water is almost black.
Then the aquifer system crops out in Central and Southern Georgia where the Limestone, and it's weathered byproducts, are present at land surface.
However, we get accustomed to water from our hometown. So when we taste water from another place that has different things like Iron, chlorine, and odor caused by minor contaminants strike our olfactory and taste senses as being different.
I wouldn't mind drinking Ei's bath water 😂
Eww..
I second that
💀
As someone who likes water, this is a very acceptable review!
_(slams table)_
Give me all of Inazuma's water and give it to me *N O W !*
Osmanthus wine again and again. Please spare my ears.
We had a guy talking about wines now we have a guy talking about water xD
Always a joy to watch my favorite program from my favorite channel, Drinking on Empty from Neviewbrah Water Review
Neuvillette: Hello i'm Neuvillette
Aether: Hi Neuvie
Neuvillette: And i'm a water expert
Aether: There no way i don't believe you
Neuvillette: This smell like water
Aether: Holy sh!t this guy good!
The first one is classic gintama reference 😂
Yeah, Raiden Bathwater all near Inazuma island.
In the same day, raiden decided to market her bath water
The little wink is so cute
S0m30ne uploaded? Today is a good day! I like to think that the sumeru water is from the tears of the scholars as they try to graduate, and love the idea that venti just pisses in the water
Bro's so kind to every kind of water 😭😭
I would love to drink the Inazuman Water.
hes so pure i love him
Zhongli be getting that Osmathus Wine
While Neuvillette be getting that Osmathus WATER
1:35 "Don't mess with the ORIGINAL. Fontaine Water. A Fountain of Refreshment." -Neuvillette, 2023
Oh nyoo venti did him dirty 😂
And I would drink the entire water from inazuma
If it involves Ei's sweat, count me in, I want to taste Ei badly.
Down bad
AYOOOOO WHAT
For someone like me who only drinks water, I can actually distinguish the flavors 💀
Same, water from each house have different flavor
It is funny, however, that the "Cup of Infinite Salt" was drowned.
There will be a real "Dead Sea".
0:27 i imagined neuvillette whip out his bigger “frying pan”
Mondstadt water: bier
Liyue water: tea
Inazuma water: nuclear water
Sumeru water: the Ganges
That's the gold content I'm subscribed for
This makes me want to drink water more its honestly incredible
Best thing i seen in a while
Bro really said sip.mp3
I think it would be cool if we could get an event where neuvillette and the traveler go around teyvat sampling various bodies of water and neuvillette gives us his thoughts/opinions on each one maybe with a little bit of lore and history about the body of water. And maybe we meet other characters here and there who help us find water sources like maybe even callirhoe for the spring in monstadt. Maybe they have a combat section or something idk
I hear this voice line so often I have it memorized because I go exploring with him
Mondstadt: venti piss
Liyue: Seawater with god and salt
Inazuma: Raiden bath water
Sumeru: Plant dew?
Fontaine: pure water from the archon themselves.
Natlan: very rich in volcanic minerals
Snezhnaya: *eating snow*
So Snezhnaya is juust Xiao. Noted.
Saiki on his daily coffee(water) jelly testing
Thanks for *risking* the review Neuvillette. Now i like to drink water in inazuma and water in 3am
*Me shaking while holding gun and sweating and genuinely tweaking:* “GIVE ME THE INAZUMA WATER. NOW.”
I was expected Ayaka stepping to water with her sock on. While in Mondstatd Neuvilette chugging Barbara batthwater tho.
"The flavor of water is different in every home"
- Sun Nuv
I swear I have to keep my baby neuvillette away from all water
Neuvillette be like "She may be one of the seven usurper gods, but this bathwater is divine so I must give her a pass"
In NATLAN, the fiery water tastes disliking to the tongue, but pleasantly delicious when serving tea.
In Snezhnaya, the cold water possesses a cold and lifeless taste, but cool to drink it blistering heat