what everyone else heard: what the plants heard: I can swallow a bottle of alcohol and I'll feel like Godzilla Better hit the deck like the card dealer My whole squad's in here, walkin' around the party A cross between a zombie apocalypse and B-Bobby, "The Brain" Heenan which is probably the same reason I wrestle with mania Shady's in this bitch, I'm posse'd up Consider it to cross me a costly mistake If they sleepin' on me, the hoes better get insomnia, ADHD, Hydroxycut Pass the Courvoisi' (hey, hey) In AA, with an AK, melee, finna set it like a play date Better vacate, retreat like a vacay, mayday (ayy) This beat is cray-cray, Ray J, H-A-H-A-H-A Laughin' all the way to the bank, I spray flames They cannot tame or placate the (ayy) Monster You get in my way? I'ma feed you to the monster (yeah) I'm normal during the day, but at night turn to a monster (yeah) When the moon shines like Ice Road Truckers I look like a villain outta those blockbusters (Godzilla, fire-spitter) monster Blood on the dance floor, and on the Louis V carpet (Fire, Godzilla, fire) monster Blood on the dance floor, and on the Louis V carpet I'm just a product of Slick Rick, at Onyx, told 'em lick the balls Had 'em just appalled at so many things that pissed 'em off It's impossible to list 'em all And in the midst of all this I'm in a mental hospital with a crystal ball Tryna see, will I still be like this tomorrow? Risperdal, voices whisper My fist is balled back up against the wall, pencil drawn This is just the song to go ballistic on You just pulled a pistol on the guy with the missile launcher I'm just a Loch Ness, the mythological Quick to tell a bitch screw off like a fifth of Vodka When you twist the top of the bottle, I'm a Monster You get in my way? I'ma feed you to the monster (yeah) I'm normal during the day, but at night turn to a monster (yeah) When the moon shines like Ice Road Truckers I look like a villain outta those blockbusters (Godzilla, fire-spitter) monster Blood on the dance floor, and on the Louis V carpet (Fire, Godzilla, fire) monster Blood on the dance floor, and on the Louis V carpet If you never gave a damn, raise your hand 'Cause I'm about to set trip, vacation plans I'm on point, like my index is, so all you will ever get is The motherfuckin' finger (finger), prostate exam ('xam) How can I have all these fans and perspire? Like a liar's pants, I'm on fire And I got no plans to retire, and I'm still the man you admire These chicks are spazzin' out, I only get more handsome and flier I got 'em passin' out like what you do, when you hand someone flyers What goes around, comes around just like the blades on a chainsaw 'Cause I caught the flaps of my dollar stack Right off the bat like a baseball, like Kid Ink Bitch, I got them racks with so much ease that they call me Diddy 'Cause I make bands and I call getting cheese a cakewalk (cheesecake!) Bitch, I'm a player, I'm too motherfuckin' stingy for Cher Won't even lend you an ear, ain't even pretendin' to care But I tell a bitch I'll marry her, if she'll bury her Face on my genital area, the original Richard Ramirez Christian Rivera 'Cause my lyrics never sit well, so they wanna give me the chair Like a paraplegic, and it's scary, call it Harry Carry 'Cause every Tom and Dick and Harry Carry a Merriam motherfuckin' dictionary Got 'em swearin' up and down, they can't spit, this shit's hilarious It's time to put these bitches in the obituary column We wouldn't see eye to eye with a staring problem Get the shaft like a steering column (monster) Trigger-happy, pack heat, but it's black ink Evil half of the Bad Meets Evil That means take a back seat Take it back to Fat Beats with a maxi single Look at my rap sheets, what attracts these people Is my gangster, bitch, like Apache with a catchy jingle I stack these chips, you barely got a half-eaten Cheeto Fill 'em with the venom, and eliminate 'em Other words, I Minute Maid 'em I don't wanna hurt 'em, but I did, I'm in a fit of rage I'm murderin' again, nobody will evade I'm finna kill 'em, I'm dumpin' their fuckin' bodies in the lake Obliteratin' everything, incinerate a renegade I'm here to make anybody who want it with the pen afraid But don't nobody want it but they're gonna get it anyway 'Cause I'm beginnin' to feel like I'm mentally ill I'm Atilla, kill or be killed, I'm a killer bee, the vanilla gorilla You're bringin' the killer within me, out of me You don't want to be the enemy of the demon Who went in me, and be on the receiving of me, what stupidity it'd be Every bit of me is the epitome of a spitter When I'm in the vicinity, motherfucker, you better duck Or you finna be dead the minute you run into me A hundred percent of you is a fifth of a percent of me I'm 'bout to fuckin' finish you bitch, I'm unfadable You wanna battle, I'm available, I'm blowin' up like an inflatable I'm undebatable, I'm unavoidable, I'm unevadable I'm on the toilet bowl I got a trailer full of money, and I'm paid in full I'm not afraid to pull a-, man, stop Look what I'm plannin' (haha) plants: dang thats nice.
So that was the noise I heard, I couldn’t figure out where it come from. I only just heard the voice 5 years later as sound travels a lot slower in that frequency
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"Girls talk in a higher pitch voice to someone they like"
Girls around me:
They talk so deep it’s like they’re ignoring you
They talks so deep that the elephants and plants laugh at you behind your back
LMFAO💀💀💀😂😂😂
Girls can talk deep oh my gosh that must be a boy
😂😂
As a plant I can confirm that that note was Eb -9
Why not D# :(
@@amiayushmanyou always use the flat instead of the sharp, except for F#
😂😂😂
english please 😂😂😂 jk
nerd
I'm a plant . He roasted us 😤 said 🥦🥬🥒🥬🧅🧄🌽🥕🥔🥦🧄🥢
DAYYUMN
Lmfao why was that so hilarious💀💀💀
Love roast veg!
How dare he that’s it 🍓🍍🍌🥕🍉🌽🥔
Why tf is there chopsticks in there
I just got dad joke'd >:(
😂😂😂
Lol
😁
As I identify as a plant, his voice is deep
Youre not a plant. You're a fruit.
Both these comments are fucking stupid
I thought this nigga was a walnut.
@@albertc2390 I’m air though I can’t hear anything 😭
As a plant, I can confirm he is speaking.
I'm not even mad lol
keep your eyes on the road
CyberCheese fake
he around 50 bro I think he good
@@baccupacci never too old to die.
@@dontpressbuttons8087yes, no body ever lived 500 years
You would be a terrible parent
"Only elephants could hear it"
The elephants: 💃🏿
I identify as a plant and that was loud asf
the kind of joke that i probably would do
dammit Dave, go back buying storage units
Yuuuuuuppp
@@johncastaneda139 noooope
Yeah he legit looked like Dave 🤣
Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup
I thought the same exact thing!
As a plant I can confirm I can hear him
I heard it..
You are a plant
we can still hear noises in the back ground 😂
As a plant I can confirm that he asked me if I wanna go starbucks
Huh
Nice guy
my dad is a vegetable and you woke him up. thanks
When you see your friend ate your food 0:17
You don't have to timestamp it, the clip is 3 seconds long.
@@towerofresonance4877 bro tried to cook and burned down the whole kitchen 🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🔥
lol God bless you man
He looks like a heavy Robert Deniro
"A dandelion just chilling"
*B O O O O O O O O O O P*
😂 plants under stress is like 60 clicks per hour
plants have ears?
Corn has ears... potatoes have eyes. Hahaha
Hahaha- …..
No... No they don't
I should've known from the shirt that a dad joke was inbound
I hear it
ok, plant
I'm here before the youtube even had a chance to recommend this to y'all
I could hear the sound waves,It's amazing!!!!
Ok ya got me 😂😂😂❤
Well I heard it and I live in Scotland and I ain’t no plant 😂😂😂😂
Wow I couldn’t hear anything
That’s because you’re not a plant.
Nice meme
As a plant that note went down to my roots. Rocked my soil.
what everyone else heard:
what the plants heard:
I can swallow a bottle of alcohol and I'll feel like Godzilla
Better hit the deck like the card dealer
My whole squad's in here, walkin' around the party
A cross between a zombie apocalypse and B-Bobby, "The
Brain" Heenan which is probably the same reason I wrestle with mania
Shady's in this bitch, I'm posse'd up
Consider it to cross me a costly mistake
If they sleepin' on me, the hoes better get insomnia, ADHD, Hydroxycut
Pass the Courvoisi' (hey, hey)
In AA, with an AK, melee, finna set it like a play date
Better vacate, retreat like a vacay, mayday (ayy)
This beat is cray-cray, Ray J, H-A-H-A-H-A
Laughin' all the way to the bank, I spray flames
They cannot tame or placate the (ayy)
Monster
You get in my way? I'ma feed you to the monster (yeah)
I'm normal during the day, but at night turn to a monster (yeah)
When the moon shines like Ice Road Truckers
I look like a villain outta those blockbusters
(Godzilla, fire-spitter) monster
Blood on the dance floor, and on the Louis V carpet
(Fire, Godzilla, fire) monster
Blood on the dance floor, and on the Louis V carpet
I'm just a product of Slick Rick, at Onyx, told 'em lick the balls
Had 'em just appalled at so many things that pissed 'em off
It's impossible to list 'em all
And in the midst of all this
I'm in a mental hospital with a crystal ball
Tryna see, will I still be like this tomorrow?
Risperdal, voices whisper
My fist is balled back up against the wall, pencil drawn
This is just the song to go ballistic on
You just pulled a pistol on the guy with the missile launcher
I'm just a Loch Ness, the mythological
Quick to tell a bitch screw off like a fifth of Vodka
When you twist the top of the bottle, I'm a
Monster
You get in my way? I'ma feed you to the monster (yeah)
I'm normal during the day, but at night turn to a monster (yeah)
When the moon shines like Ice Road Truckers
I look like a villain outta those blockbusters
(Godzilla, fire-spitter) monster
Blood on the dance floor, and on the Louis V carpet
(Fire, Godzilla, fire) monster
Blood on the dance floor, and on the Louis V carpet
If you never gave a damn, raise your hand
'Cause I'm about to set trip, vacation plans
I'm on point, like my index is, so all you will ever get is
The motherfuckin' finger (finger), prostate exam ('xam)
How can I have all these fans and perspire?
Like a liar's pants, I'm on fire
And I got no plans to retire, and I'm still the man you admire
These chicks are spazzin' out, I only get more handsome and flier
I got 'em passin' out like what you do, when you hand someone flyers
What goes around, comes around just like the blades on a chainsaw
'Cause I caught the flaps of my dollar stack
Right off the bat like a baseball, like Kid Ink
Bitch, I got them racks with so much ease that they call me Diddy
'Cause I make bands and I call getting cheese a cakewalk (cheesecake!)
Bitch, I'm a player, I'm too motherfuckin' stingy for Cher
Won't even lend you an ear, ain't even pretendin' to care
But I tell a bitch I'll marry her, if she'll bury her
Face on my genital area, the original Richard Ramirez
Christian Rivera
'Cause my lyrics never sit well, so they wanna give me the chair
Like a paraplegic, and it's scary, call it Harry Carry
'Cause every Tom and Dick and Harry
Carry a Merriam motherfuckin' dictionary
Got 'em swearin' up and down, they can't spit, this shit's hilarious
It's time to put these bitches in the obituary column
We wouldn't see eye to eye with a staring problem
Get the shaft like a steering column (monster)
Trigger-happy, pack heat, but it's black ink
Evil half of the Bad Meets Evil
That means take a back seat
Take it back to Fat Beats with a maxi single
Look at my rap sheets, what attracts these people
Is my gangster, bitch, like Apache with a catchy jingle
I stack these chips, you barely got a half-eaten Cheeto
Fill 'em with the venom, and eliminate 'em
Other words, I Minute Maid 'em
I don't wanna hurt 'em, but I did, I'm in a fit of rage
I'm murderin' again, nobody will evade
I'm finna kill 'em, I'm dumpin' their fuckin' bodies in the lake
Obliteratin' everything, incinerate a renegade
I'm here to make anybody who want it with the pen afraid
But don't nobody want it but they're gonna get it anyway
'Cause I'm beginnin' to feel like I'm mentally ill
I'm Atilla, kill or be killed, I'm a killer bee, the vanilla gorilla
You're bringin' the killer within me, out of me
You don't want to be the enemy of the demon
Who went in me, and be on the receiving of me, what stupidity it'd be
Every bit of me is the epitome of a spitter
When I'm in the vicinity, motherfucker, you better duck
Or you finna be dead the minute you run into me
A hundred percent of you is a fifth of a percent of me
I'm 'bout to fuckin' finish you bitch, I'm unfadable
You wanna battle, I'm available, I'm blowin' up like an inflatable
I'm undebatable, I'm unavoidable, I'm unevadable
I'm on the toilet bowl
I got a trailer full of money, and I'm paid in full
I'm not afraid to pull a-, man, stop
Look what I'm plannin' (haha)
plants: dang thats nice.
Tf?
He offered us to chemical fertilizer 😡
That was fucking funny!
J1407b's voice when he's in PR
I’m so dumb i couldn’t figure out why i couldn’t hear it im also ripped rn so that could also be it
As a plant i can confirm this man has the deepest voice in the world
Best dad joke
As a venus fly trap plant, i can hear.
You’re right! I couldn’t even hear it! Love it! 😂
as a plant i can confirm i could hear it.
Potbelly: i can hear it.
corpse husband??
Tim Storms in a nutshell.
When he started, a loud motorbike drove past my house and I wasn't sure if the sound came from him or the bike😂😂
I have a deepest voice in the world that only deaf can hear it....
The cactus in my room started to dance
This guy looks like Dave Hester from storage wars
Ants: *Sob what a.. beautiful tone😭
As a plant, that definitely was too low for even me to hear it
When he made the sound you can hear the plants in the background screaming
I pray for the day when people realize no-one cares whether or not it’s their birthday.
I identify as FBI and I confirm this video.
Imagine he says "fInIsH HiM dADdY"
felix has the deepest voice in the world hands down
felix from skz? if thats who ur referring to u forgot abt corpse😭
@@civictor_24 YA I AM LOL BUT HELP
@@heeseungs-wife143 LOL
I heard it. Maybe I am a plant.
Yeah, my friend hear it..hope he wake up soon..
as a plant i can confirm he said that we look like elephants
I guess I’m a plant now. I heard a very low, deep rumble that was nowhere in the ambience when he did that. YALL FEAR ME I SPEAK TO THE TREES.
As not a plant I can say I did not hear the sound so he must be the real thing!
As a plant i heard that he said “i dont have deep voice its just prank”
me: hello bit so quiet nothing can hear
I will forever be a sucker for dad jokes
As a plant I can confirm this
🌱🌳🌴👍
This is such a dad joke, it’s wearing new balances.
My whole garden is mashing 🔥🔥🔥
these are the ones that get in accidents
Dang, thats deep
A random blade of grass: "Oh shit you can talk?"
I heard it and i can confirm im a plant
Provolone cheese😊😮.
as a plant, i can confirm
I guess im a plant
bro can speak in ultrasound
infrasound*
As a bass singer, midway through I started to expect nothing, and at the end I got nothing.
Very low one can feel....so this must be very high😂
Patton in church? Amen!
I know deep within me thats what he will do, but still made me laugh.
I heard him. Must be a plant 🤣
"DID YOU JUST INSULT MY MOTHER!?" 🌱🌱🌱
Bro reminds me of Hank
me around a boy, when he says he has a crush on me:
old but gold.. miss this
Natural born comedian.
😂yiiiiiiiiiyyaaaaaarrr!!!!!😂
Dude is a menace to society
I think only spirit can hear that lol
That face was hilarious
Wow that was amazing 😂🎉
very funny!
Mom, can we buy Tim Storms?
No, we have Tim Storms at home
Tim Storms at home:
I played this too my house plant and hee told me he said multiple slurs
Oof...I feel like that Dad joke hit me so hard that I got hit by enemy fire. I can only hope one day I can have such a fine mastery of Dad joking.
Bro I could literally hear the vibrations from it
Guys....I think I might be a plant
That's incredible how
So that was the noise I heard, I couldn’t figure out where it come from. I only just heard the voice 5 years later as sound travels a lot slower in that frequency
C# negative 3 at 49 hertz some notes aren’t meant to be heard but felt from the earth
being serious
Fuckin hell don’t turn your bass on full if you’re wearing headphones
I feel like he wasn't even talking😅