Soy una pringada She is Funny but she’s not a comedy queen. Being funny is unintentionally, and just comes out. Comedy is writing something down and the crowd laughs
Drag queens are not usually my thing, but I aspire to have the confidence Justin had when he said “I might not be funny, or a singer or a seamstress... but I am fierce queen”. You see that shot of him in drag at the end of that clip and I’m like YES YOU ARE. Know your strengths and weaknesses!
This is what I love about Alyssa. She is soooooooo much funnier and quotable when she is just being herself and not put on the spot and "forced" to be funny. That, and her persona is nice, genuine, relatable, self-deprecating, but FIERCE!
I hated it toooo. Omg it broke my fucking heart. It's a competition, not a place to be all friendly. Roxxxy was trash and was on the bottom all the fucking time.
"What the hell you squirpin like a chirpin like the bird up in the" lmfao. I liiiiveeeee for that damn scene. Alyssa had me back rollin... I mean rolling! 😂😂😂
-"I'm not going to entertaint drama, chaos, confussion and madness" **Proceeds to create drama, chaos, confussion and madness all season long** 😂 I looooooooove Miss Alyssa ❤
Willam, Alyssa and Laganja are probably three of my four or five faves of all time because they're unique and consistently witty. Not even a true follower of this show but they have my attention. The Bianca person and Jujubee were also pretty phenomenal.
Laganja had a similar personality to Alyssa's but hers came off as very fake. I feel like she desperately wanted to be Alyssa part 2 and it just didn't work out. This season Jaydinn has a similar personality but hers u can tell is genuine
+Ryan Lauer Laganja was funny at first but her 'Alyssa' speak got so anoyyyyiinnggg by the time she was elimated. Every sentance was 'gurllllll' and 'okuuurrr?' I love all of Haus Edwards btw.
Robbed when ? I love her, really, but her run on season 5 was overall pretty weak... That's why I was really impressed by her versatility and her looks on all stars. But on her season, top 6 was as far as she could go, really.
Justin was pretty wholesome when he said “I’m not a drug addict, I’m not an alcoholic: I’m a teacher, I’m a mentor, I’m a leader” I was like dang! You tell em, that’s no smoke and mirrors... I could tell that’s who he actually is at home
I HATE her the first time i watched season 5, pero looking at it now and seeing on youtube these days this is the funniest shit i've seen in a while. like i learned that she really didn't have bad intentions, she is a good christian women but under pressure of the competition. she's actually funny af.
Alyssa, my queen! It's very hard to choose, but she has to be my favorite queen to watch on drag race. I am so glad she's on All Stars 2 to entertain us even more!!! "Girl, what was those colors?" "She was the one backstabbing me behind my back" "BACKROLLS?" LMAO, i can go on forever. I love her. *death drops & exits stage left*
I can see where Laganja got the mannerisms since Alyssa is her drag-mother, but, seriously; that bitch embarrassed herself by going ''over-the-top-Alyssa'' in S6. Her face after the ''why you bein' cute,'' comment cracked me up.
the thing I love about Alyssa is her story shows no matter how hard you work, however many titles, Pageants don’t work for everyone. Asia’s story on the other hand speaks to how gaining international experience through Pageants can be a great outlet for some queens to develop their Drag into highly professional award winning entertainers.
I'm not even kidding when I say that I watch this at least once a day every day. I've even watched this on my lunch break in the office, she's just TOO hilarious.
Alyssa you are beautiful, you are talented, you are a roll model and yes you are a mentor! You are All rolled into one fabulous and witty woman!! Babe, you've got all of what it takes and then some! I think your ship has arrived!!!💐
I like the part where he says “Don’t get bitter just get better”... like I need that printed on a coffee mug! The timing of the tongue pop thing afterwards was genius so well done to the editor of this video 👏🏼
"I'm not a drug addict, I'm not an alcoholic. I'm a teacher, I'm a mentor, I'm a leader." Me when a cop tries to pull me over for petty speeding.
Megan Delamar 😂
Hahahahaha yes! 😂😂😂😂😂
🤪🤪🤪
If you’re speeding, you can still be arrested or at least have to pay a ticket. Especially for resisting to pull over.
@@Lemon-wk5zy Yeah, I know how the law works lol It was a joke.
"I don't get cute, I get drop dead gorgeous." Seriously one of the best quotes in history.
You probably meant HERstory.
"I may not be funny" SHE'S HILARIOUS OMG
Soy una pringada unintentionally
Soy una pringada She is Funny but she’s not a comedy queen. Being funny is unintentionally, and just comes out. Comedy is writing something down and the crowd laughs
¿Tu ríes?
vine buscando alyssa y encontré oro
Drag queens are not usually my thing, but I aspire to have the confidence Justin had when he said “I might not be funny, or a singer or a seamstress... but I am fierce queen”. You see that shot of him in drag at the end of that clip and I’m like YES YOU ARE.
Know your strengths and weaknesses!
"So you forgive the people who hurt you... and you forget they existed" ...Man I needed this quote right now in my life.....
OKAY!
She's a wise woman
YESSS
Yes
Her Capricorn energy
I cannot get enough of her. Alyssa is life.
Yessss
2 years later. She is still LYFE!!!
Kenyan Bunnie 4 years and I’m still livingggggggggg
She's so frigging easy to love
Her?
"Put your mouth where your fashion is" my new insult
Perhaps the best uninitentionally brutal reads on the show, next to, "Go back to party city!"
@@LimelightsFaded AT LEAST I AM A SHOWGIRL, BITCH, GO BACK TO PARTY CITY WHERE YOU BELONG
This is what I love about Alyssa. She is soooooooo much funnier and quotable when she is just being herself and not put on the spot and "forced" to be funny. That, and her persona is nice, genuine, relatable, self-deprecating, but FIERCE!
she's not self-deprecating
+goliaboi Who said she was?
She is really funny I think when she's trying too
I love her positive attitude, I can tell it is not forced
@@goliaboi she absolutely can be self-depricating :)) in that absolutely unique Alyssa way ofc
Seriously the eyeroll after she asks Jade why she's being cute IS GIVING ME SO MUCH LIFEEEEE
Yassss
Lucy Watson I was the 666th like. My mom Sharon Needles would be proud
She said while u bein cute lol
Eye roll? Don’t you mean
Back rolls???
'Coco was the one backstabbing me behind me back [rolls].' hahha
....backrolls?
+Zaria Winter Awright.
Whimsical Nessa I see where this is going
Girl sit your ass down and shut the hell up bitch!!
😂😂😂
Sad to see her as a victim of Rolaskatox on ALL Stars 2...
same
Mya Korelli You take the words out of my mouth lol.
I hated it toooo. Omg it broke my fucking heart. It's a competition, not a place to be all friendly. Roxxxy was trash and was on the bottom all the fucking time.
Shandel Maldonado Yeah the finale should have alyssa instead. They really wanted to give roxxy this redemption lol.
But I feel that she walked away the biggest winner of All Stars 2. With all her wit and class act, everyone watching fell in love with her.
“Don’t get bitter, just get better” Amazing.
Iconic asf ngl.
I just quoted that to someone right now and had to watch the clip!
"GIRL WHAT WAS THOSE COLORS"
My fave!
Look how orange you fuckin' look, girl!
"what the hell you squirking like a chirping like a" is the best of all
Jade didn't stand a chance lol
Who's Jade?
+Zaria Winter Jade was a drag queen on S5 who went for Alyssa. It's who Alyssa said the chirping quote to.
Kamuro Tetsu no she said that to coco, jade had already gone home by that episode lol
Kamuro Tetsu I know that lmao it's a joke. I had no idea people could be this dense.
iconic and so robbed.
Mariuxi Bermeo twice......in 1 season.
“......:I’m a man.......*laughs at own joke*” always gets me 😂😂
And the hand rubbing like an evil genius hahah
The way she clocked the shake-n-go wig ✌😂
This is $450, that is $35!
why u bein cute
And Jade shut up! Because Mama Alyssa was spot on!
"Would you please shut up with your no drag knowledge." is a tonic and balm for my soul 😌🙏🏻✨
WHAT THE HELL U SQUIRPING LIKE A CHIRPING LIKE THE BIRD
No that's how you get-- that's how you do.
Awww, this needed "WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING" from Reading Is Fundamental. Alyssa is perfection.
Dude i love her response to that read 😂😂 it’s so cute
backstabbing me behind my back :P
behind those backrolls
^hahahahaha!
"*gasp*......back rolls?"
I did a joslyn Fox and read the word gasp aloud
hahahah
"you not my momma don't explain nothing to me sweetie"
AAAAFFFFAFFAFAAFFAFF
'Backstabbing me behind my back' gets me everytime
"What the hell you squirpin like a chirpin like the bird up in the" lmfao. I liiiiveeeee for that damn scene. Alyssa had me back rollin... I mean rolling! 😂😂😂
Pretty Ricky back rolls?
You really came that way? Awright…
I was honestly expecting three minutes of tounge popping
-"I'm not going to entertaint drama, chaos, confussion and madness"
**Proceeds to create drama, chaos, confussion and madness all season long** 😂
I looooooooove Miss Alyssa ❤
"dont get bitte, get better"
YES
she needs a new one for all those quotes she was dropping during all stars 2 "it was rigga moriss girl"
SHE WAS THE ONE BACKSTABBING ME BEHIND MY BACK!!!!
Gorrrrrrrl bipitty bopitty boo
Whats so endearing about her is how genuine she is
My favorite quote from all seasons: This is forhundrefifty dollars, THAT IS THIRTY FAHF!!!" Points finger, queen down.
+mchelo1979 Why you bein' cute? *epic eyeroll*
Haha. "Coco was the one backstabbing me behind my back."
I swear she better be part of All Stars 2. If she's not ima scream!!
Bitch she was fucking robbed
Bitch the face crack of the millennium.
Your wish came true 🌠
I don't think we will ever get enough of alyssa edwards
Always & forever, miss Alyssa Edwards!!! She was the real star of season 5 of #rupaulsdragrace :)
"MAMA THIS IS GARBAGE" AND " DEUCES" WAS ONE OF MY FAVE QUOTES OF ALYSSA👑👑👑🌈🌈
Willam, Alyssa and Laganja are probably three of my four or five faves of all time because they're unique and consistently witty. Not even a true follower of this show but they have my attention. The Bianca person and Jujubee were also pretty phenomenal.
Laganja had a similar personality to Alyssa's but hers came off as very fake. I feel like she desperately wanted to be Alyssa part 2 and it just didn't work out. This season Jaydinn has a similar personality but hers u can tell is genuine
+Ryan Lauer Laganja was funny at first but her 'Alyssa' speak got so anoyyyyiinnggg by the time she was elimated. Every sentance was 'gurllllll' and 'okuuurrr?' I love all of Haus Edwards btw.
oh u just dont call bianca del rio, "the bianca person" 😭😭😭😭
"Giiiiirl, BIPIDY BOPIDY BOO!" LOL
It is so iconic that every one of her quotes where from a single season and all are quotable, relatable and ICONIC 💙
"I will not entertain drama,chaos,confusion and madness" this is it , this is the best quote
i LOVE Alyssa she's honestly one of the best sbe doesn't even have to win
“So you forgive the people that hurt you and you forget they exist” 😂😂🙌🏾
She didn't win any Rupaul's Drag race season she was on, but guuuurl she won the war !!!!! ALYSSA IS LIFE!
She's AMAZING! Should be at the top 4 at least, after all, she was better than Coco and Detox as a performer.
Leonardo Fábri Alyssa was robbed.
Eric Lee LeBeau totally agree
Robbed when ? I love her, really, but her run on season 5 was overall pretty weak... That's why I was really impressed by her versatility and her looks on all stars. But on her season, top 6 was as far as she could go, really.
She was soo robbed..
She should've really been in the top 4 on All Stars. Roxxy did not deserve that spot
She said 'You ain't never won nothin" to Coco...oh the shade of it all. Oh and "Wrong Queen Mama cuz I am not the one!" love her.
Underrated is the sheer venom in her voice when she says "this is $450, THAT is $35", capped by the iconic "why you bein' cute? *eye roll and smirk*"
It's that Texan in her that gives that sass!
Justin was pretty wholesome when he said “I’m not a drug addict, I’m not an alcoholic: I’m a teacher, I’m a mentor, I’m a leader”
I was like dang! You tell em, that’s no smoke and mirrors... I could tell that’s who he actually is at home
Alyssa is iconic. She made me laugh every time she was on scene lol
I think she’s my favourite of all time ❤️
QUEEN OF THE WORLD!
“honestly y’all my personality is dominant” she aint wrong
..... Backrolls?
All these years later , “This is 450 that is 35” still gets me together.
the fact that her sighing is a quote itself :')
the Let Me Take A Selfie Soundtrack in The Back 😂💛
I HATE her the first time i watched season 5, pero looking at it now and seeing on youtube these days this is the funniest shit i've seen in a while. like i learned that she really didn't have bad intentions, she is a good christian women but under pressure of the competition. she's actually funny af.
this season is hilarious
"pero" haha too cute
5 years later and your "pero" sent me :DD
Put your mouth where your fashion is. ❤️
“Get a grip, get a life and get over it!”
“Backrolls?!”
“What the hell u squrpin like a chirpin like the bird”
My fav Alyssa quotes! 😂♥️
2:43 "I don't get cute, I get drop dead gorgeous"
I get SO much life when Alyssa says "Awriight"
"oh but you wanna really fight?" teleports my wig to jupiter every time.
Alyssa, my queen! It's very hard to choose, but she has to be my favorite queen to
watch on drag race. I am so glad she's on All Stars 2 to entertain us even more!!!
"Girl, what was those colors?"
"She was the one backstabbing me behind my back"
"BACKROLLS?" LMAO, i can go on forever. I love her.
*death drops & exits stage left*
She lives in her own little world and I love her for it
TRULY one of the most iconic queens ever walked the show.
Everything that comes out of that mouth is iconicness at its best
I can see where Laganja got the mannerisms since Alyssa is her drag-mother, but, seriously; that bitch embarrassed herself by going ''over-the-top-Alyssa'' in S6. Her face after the ''why you bein' cute,'' comment cracked me up.
She’s iconic , no one can deny that
“Ohh but you want to really fight! 🤨” 😂😂😂
Alyssa is legendary
the thing I love about Alyssa is her story shows no matter how hard you work, however many titles, Pageants don’t work for everyone. Asia’s story on the other hand speaks to how gaining international experience through Pageants can be a great outlet for some queens to develop their Drag into highly professional award winning entertainers.
I'm not even kidding when I say that I watch this at least once a day every day. I've even watched this on my lunch break in the office, she's just TOO hilarious.
Alyssa you are beautiful, you are talented, you are a roll model and yes you are a mentor! You are All rolled into one fabulous and witty woman!! Babe, you've got all of what it takes and then some! I think your ship has arrived!!!💐
I might not be funny and i might not be a singer or a damn seamstress, but I'm a fierce queen✨👑 I LOOOOOOVE HER ❤️
"Oh but you wanna really fight" Is my favorite the delivery is so amazing
2:05! HAHAHA bippity boppity boo
"Put your mouth where your fashion is" DEADDD
".........BACKROLLS??????????"
Iconic queen
the funniest queen to ever come out of that show
The best drag queen of all time. She is unmatched 😂❤
That's an Old southern black woman in a white man in drag's costume.
Kris J Exactly!!!
She is the one whos BACK STABBING ME BEHIND MY BACK wooo!!! Come through!
Coco Montrese, we all know you made 3 accounts to dislike...
Samuel White OOOOOOOH NURSE!!!
for some reason the way she says"awright" has stuck with me haha she fkn slays I hope she's in all stars two!!
the music rlly helps add even better vibes to this video
I like the part where he says “Don’t get bitter just get better”... like I need that printed on a coffee mug!
The timing of the tongue pop thing afterwards was genius so well done to the editor of this video 👏🏼
Still one my favourites.
we must protect Alyssa at all cost
Am I the only one who loved the way Alyssa's saying "Awright~"?
I loved that when Alyssa clapped back at Santino!
My fave season and my fave queen she seriously made this season!! Still talk about her infamous girl look how orange you look scene!!
One of my favorite Queens ever
She truly is quotable, what an amazing queen
2:29
When you have to write 300 words for an essay so you try to fill up the word count
So many good quotes
The gift that keeps on giving, that song never enough is actually about Alyssa.
BEAST - take it to All Stars 2! can't wait for that compilation
Hands down, one of my favorite queens!
She is still it!!! Already going to season 8 an she is still giving people life #teamalyssaedwards