Toddler Advice for America

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  • čas přidán 30. 01. 2017
  • Our country is divided. My 2-year-old daughter has some advice for America.
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  • @ACS402010
    @ACS402010 Před 7 lety +1065

    Amalah's afro is giving me life!

    • @carolinaember
      @carolinaember Před 6 lety +30

      ACS402010 I know, She is so beautiful!! Just love that sweet little girl!!

    • @kiwi9921
      @kiwi9921 Před 6 lety +9

      ME TOO! BAH-DA-BOP-BOP-BOP! I'm loving it!

    • @martinadalfonso3256
      @martinadalfonso3256 Před 3 lety +2

      @@carolinaember, dc v x x! Had c 1&cid esee~/wćbs

    • @shahidhussainshah812
      @shahidhussainshah812 Před 3 lety +1

      Because it has lots of oxygen 😆 🤣 😂 😹

    • @dhaimb
      @dhaimb Před 3 lety +3

      thank you for writing this comment

  • @MalenisJourney8579
    @MalenisJourney8579 Před 7 lety +1003

    only mommy can make daddy sleep on the couch. 😂😂

  • @CoraleComics
    @CoraleComics Před 7 lety +863

    lol she's literally the cutest with the sweetest voice ever :')

  • @northernsoutherngirl
    @northernsoutherngirl Před 7 lety +870

    "I don't know about that 💩!" I died laughing!😂😆😂😆

    • @YEAROF2009
      @YEAROF2009 Před 7 lety +16

      northernsoutherngirl man!!! I hollered!!! 😂😂😂😂

    • @w8n2xhl
      @w8n2xhl Před 7 lety +7

      And I'm at work.

    • @kshavon478
      @kshavon478 Před 7 lety +11

      northernsoutherngirl I died!! twice😂😂😂😂

    • @luticia23
      @luticia23 Před 7 lety +11

      😱😄😂😂😂😂😂Im at work almost spit out my ☕ for real.

    • @honeydip19
      @honeydip19 Před 7 lety +10

      I had to watch it again just to hear that part. lol

  • @iamskylastar
    @iamskylastar Před 7 lety +572

    I'm with my bestie I don't know about that SH%T.. I laughed to hard.. We all just need to join hands and sing WE ARE THE WORLD for the next 3 year. She got my vote for 2020

    • @LaGuardiaCross
      @LaGuardiaCross  Před 7 lety +52

      +Skyla Wilson 🎵 We are the wooooorrrrld! 🎶

    • @nycgurl2u
      @nycgurl2u Před 6 lety +8

      For real Skyla Talks.. She has my vote too for 2020.

    • @SusieMarie-57
      @SusieMarie-57 Před 6 lety +4

      There is an amazing rendition of We Are the World that was sung by talented children from all over the world...you may have already seen it, but if not: Michael Jackson Tribute - Heal The World - Child Prodigy Cover | Maati Baani
      5,683,576 views - by Maati Baani
      Beautifully done, definitely worth watching! I found it the end of last year & really enjoyed it...just a great song.

    • @latashiamccain244
      @latashiamccain244 Před 6 lety +1

      The cuteness is too unreal lol

    • @kaidenfanpage7895
      @kaidenfanpage7895 Před 6 lety

      Beauty By Skyla we are the world are you a Michael Jackson fan (; ;0

  • @PlusSizeIcon
    @PlusSizeIcon Před 7 lety +590

    Amalah spoke for THE NATIONS because WE DON'T KNOW BOUT THAT 💩 either 😂😭😂

  • @RoodianneTide
    @RoodianneTide Před 7 lety +246

    Amalah for president!

  • @caroljean0220
    @caroljean0220 Před 7 lety +19

    I'm still hollerin' over "I don't know about that ish"...LMHO!!!!

  • @DeacSpeaks14
    @DeacSpeaks14 Před 7 lety +246

    I completely understand your frustration. As they get older they still find ways to change the subject when you're trying to get straight answers smh.

    • @LaGuardiaCross
      @LaGuardiaCross  Před 7 lety +35

      +DeacSpeaks haha, I'm sure you live that EVERY DAY!

  • @doloresreddicksluckett3685
    @doloresreddicksluckett3685 Před 7 lety +122

    Amalah's afro is on point! #Power2ThePeople #LoveHer

  • @kovussanctuaryjules8625
    @kovussanctuaryjules8625 Před 7 lety +262

    Oh that finger song... it haunts our house! 😂
    My son loves Amalah so much and has to drop everything to watch an episode. He then dances to the music ☺️
    Seriously I know what you mean about the ignorance and hatred and division. So torn and broken about so many things! All I know is that true goodness and love will prevail.
    May all the empathetic and compassionate people rise up and do amazing things!

    • @LaGuardiaCross
      @LaGuardiaCross  Před 7 lety +22

      I KNEW WE WEREN'T ALONE +Julie Ladd! Everyone that's ever visited us knows the finger song, hahaha!
      Your son is awesome. Yes to empathetic and compassionate people rising us! ✊❤

    • @DianaAG
      @DianaAG Před 7 lety +8

      Julie Ladd I may have deleted my youtube for kids app because of that song...

    • @LaGuardiaCross
      @LaGuardiaCross  Před 7 lety +22

      +Diana Gainer the youtube kids app is EXACTLY why she knows the song, but it's also helped with numbers and colors, so I kept it. 😢😭

    • @DianaAG
      @DianaAG Před 7 lety +11

      La Guardia Cross good point, my kid got hooked on the numbers games on another app and I *try* to work on her with colors. unfortunately, it seems that toddlers are stubborn and purple is black. lol. ❤ you and your fam btw!

    • @kiiamonetr6217
      @kiiamonetr6217 Před 7 lety +7

      Julie Ladd amaluh is so cute! la gaurdia your a great daf

  • @cynthiajames8846
    @cynthiajames8846 Před 7 lety +12

    Out of the mouth of babes. "I don't know nothing about that @$$!#! Truest and funniest line ever. Seems like I blinked and she went from cute baby talk to saying everyrhing. So wonderful to watch our little Internet baby grow.😘

  • @mztrice0910
    @mztrice0910 Před 7 lety +201

    Im with Amalah everybody needs to just sing it out lol

  • @JustAsiaaa
    @JustAsiaaa Před 6 lety +28

    "i did it, HOORAY, HOORAY" LMFAOOO I CANNOT !!

  • @NativeMoon
    @NativeMoon Před 7 lety +36

    "EYE DONT KNOW NUFFIN BOUT DAT *&%$#."
    Amalah handled that like a true politician!! 😂

  • @indigo7480
    @indigo7480 Před 6 lety +65

    The beep beep beep had me crying on the bus

  • @Igbo_chyna
    @Igbo_chyna Před 7 lety +32

    omg La Guardia, I'm a 23 year old black girl from London and you're videos have touched me so deep, like soul deep
    especially the videos whereby you and your wife open up about your relationships and history
    as someone who struggled with depression for most of my life, you gave me hope that I wasn't the only one and that God does help us by sending a special someone into our lives
    you may not see it, but this right here is a ministry (yes, it may be mostly comedy, but you're showing how important and loving and possible it is for a Christian black man to have a beautiful relationship with their daughter)
    your babies are the fruits of a newly awakened love between you and Leah, the sign that you 2 became one 💕💕💕
    PS this is making me broody for babies but I'm just waiting on the Lord for my own God given special man xx
    blessings to you and the lovely strong Leah and the beautiful intelligent amazing girls
    mwah! love you all!

    • @LaGuardiaCross
      @LaGuardiaCross  Před 7 lety +12

      Wow +Dr Nikee! I'm sorry to read about your struggles, but thank you for sharing a piece of your own story. You're so encouraging and kind. Many blessings!

  • @cyberneak
    @cyberneak Před 7 lety +17

    I don't know nothing about that Sh*t! My sentiments exactly!!!

  • @aboachie1
    @aboachie1 Před 7 lety +29

    Yo, When she said, "That's messed up", it was already really funny to me! Lol

  • @promisegreene1872
    @promisegreene1872 Před 6 lety +61

    Dad:new president is Donald Trump
    Baby:i don't know nothing bout that shit

  • @PurpleSilk
    @PurpleSilk Před 7 lety +29

    Straight up cracking up over "beep beep beep" all by itself LOL!!

  • @laughsaremeds
    @laughsaremeds Před 7 lety +47

    You didn't have to cut the lights out on her, now! 😂

  • @franklink.3835
    @franklink.3835 Před 7 lety +36

    Amalah is a Star!! That part "is it me..." aww melt my heart. LOL

  • @Chocolatmochalatte
    @Chocolatmochalatte Před 7 lety +14

    my 9month old just stared at me and the video.. she just rolled her little eyes like mommy how many times you gonna watch the video... cant wait for the talking

  • @roseane_mundo
    @roseane_mundo Před 7 lety +152

    She is so cute 😍

  • @glois80
    @glois80 Před 7 lety +29

    awesome video and i love how she teaches us to take time out to enjoy life and be silly instead of watching the news and stress over our government

    • @LaGuardiaCross
      @LaGuardiaCross  Před 7 lety +8

      +Nakida Hightower let's all join hands and sing the finger family song.

  • @ShortyD90173
    @ShortyD90173 Před 7 lety +67

    she has the colors down pack though!! go 'head!!!

    • @LaGuardiaCross
      @LaGuardiaCross  Před 7 lety +6

      +Shani Brooklyn ✊✊✊

    • @germyw
      @germyw Před 7 lety +3

      Shani Brooklyn PAT!!!! (God bless you😊)

  • @HTAdams84
    @HTAdams84 Před 6 lety +5

    Awww man, I totally lost it at "Idk nothing about that sh×t!" I laughed out loud til I cried at work. Lord. I'm glad no clients were at my window.

  • @eli30013
    @eli30013 Před 7 lety +13

    Amalah is the real MVP already implementing her mommy's rules! & can sing on cue & knows all the colors....what can she not do 🤗🤗🤗😊😊😊 beep beep beepppp lol

  • @blufaerie
    @blufaerie Před 7 lety +90

    She sent you to the couch, tho... And dammit, I haven't sung the finger song in 18 years... and it's now stuck in my head... Thanks, Amalah...

  • @artsyq2946
    @artsyq2946 Před 6 lety +7

    There is nothing like a slayed baby fro to make everything all right! Tickled as always by the creativity, fun and laughs.

  • @davaughnedixon98
    @davaughnedixon98 Před 6 lety +28

    She had me dying😂😂😂😂I don't know about that 💩😂😂😂😂😂

  • @tianagirty142
    @tianagirty142 Před 6 lety +16

    This video is so hilarious when she started to say colors of people and animals skin and beep beep beep I started to crack up

  • @Msbleu1201
    @Msbleu1201 Před 7 lety +6

    She's starting to talk...Awwwww

  • @JoshuaGipson
    @JoshuaGipson Před 7 lety +38

    She really loves that song 😂😂 and I'm with Amalah... I love all races ... Black white brown blue pink whatever lol

  • @Titus2Chic
    @Titus2Chic Před 7 lety +5

    see ... i thought when she said hands, she was saying somebody could catch them! lol. but when home girl said "i did it. horray. bye." lol! i was done.

  • @swaggaqueen0391
    @swaggaqueen0391 Před 7 lety +12

    Couch!!!! I can agree with Amalah with one thing.... I don't know about that orange cheeto either..... those songs tho!!! She was singing her hit songs for her upcoming album releasing later on this year. 😂😂😂

    • @LaGuardiaCross
      @LaGuardiaCross  Před 7 lety +5

      +SwaggaQueen NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! NOT THE FAMILY FINGER SONG!!! 😭😭😭

  • @nerdygirltravels
    @nerdygirltravels Před 7 lety +11

    LMBO. I fell out with that "hooray!" lol

  • @quita601
    @quita601 Před 7 lety +59

    So every time someone brings up the orange Muppet I should yell beep beep beep progressively louder. I will take this advice and put it to use, thanks Amalah!

  • @JerseyGirlSwagg
    @JerseyGirlSwagg Před 7 lety +25

    But her hooray tho 😂😂😂

  • @brandyrobinson9987
    @brandyrobinson9987 Před 7 lety +10

    GOOD JOB, AMALAH!!!!! Aunties are gonna line up to send you presents after all that sweet singing!

  • @symonagovender719
    @symonagovender719 Před 7 lety +9

    so much love for this kid! somehow she's become like a niece to me lol.

  • @jeffreygriffin7248
    @jeffreygriffin7248 Před 6 lety +16

    Lord have mercy no she didn't say couch! 😂😂😂😂

  • @OmiWomi13
    @OmiWomi13 Před 7 lety +20

    She said I DON'T KNOW NOTHING BOUT THAT ISH!!!! Flatline!!

  • @IsrebaWheeler
    @IsrebaWheeler Před 6 lety +2

    Omg...I DO NOT WANT THIS GIRL TO GROW UP... EVER!!!
    BEEP BEEP BEEP
    BEEP BEEP BEEP
    BEEP BEEP BEEP
    LOLOLOLOL...I LOVE HER SO MUCH!

  • @traceygallegos7294
    @traceygallegos7294 Před 4 lety +2

    I love how amala's hair is

  • @blckstarbeautypurpleprint2153

    you know I watched this after seeing tragic footage of what happened in Charlottesville VA. I needed to see something happy and cute, this did it for me.

  • @ednamb3329
    @ednamb3329 Před 7 lety +401

    wait wait wait...i cracked the code..i got the keys keys keys... the "color song" was telling us all..the crayon box rainbow that makes up america ...in order to return to happiness "happy song" ...we need to get on the "bus" and unite and do whats right for the melting pot...ie the crayons...... #toddlerwisdom lol

  • @ALia-qg4wj
    @ALia-qg4wj Před 7 lety +3

    Oh my goodness the DELIGHT on my 2 year old daughters face when Amalah started singing "Daddy Finger Daddy finger where are you here I am here I am how do you do". was priceless. Goodness Gracious I love you guys channel. Its great to have you guys back !!!

    • @LaGuardiaCross
      @LaGuardiaCross  Před 7 lety +4

      +A J Jones hahaha, the finger song connects all the little ones. It's good to be back.

  • @CeCeW51
    @CeCeW51 Před 7 lety +5

    WOW! The wheels on the bus are still rolling? Haha, my children, sang that song when they were toddlers. They're all grown now. On a serious note, THANK YOU! You are the only person, as far as I know that has even voiced a concern about the state of our country! I'm frustrated with all of it. I'm praying for peace. The celebrities voicing non sense is over the top!

    • @LaGuardiaCross
      @LaGuardiaCross  Před 7 lety +1

      Haha, they're STILL rolling! Yeah, I'm praying for peace too...and maybe an end to the finger family song. 😜

  • @iamcarynbell
    @iamcarynbell Před 7 lety +6

    Awwww!! She's learning her colors!!!! HOO-RAY!!!!

  • @MrsInterestedOne
    @MrsInterestedOne Před 7 lety +6

    Awe my lil internet niece is getting so big! And she is so smart too!

  • @daphneyhowell731
    @daphneyhowell731 Před 7 lety +1

    She is tooooo adorable! I look forward to seeing her every week. Love it! 🎶The wheels on the bus go round and round🎶

  • @jemmaleda2426
    @jemmaleda2426 Před 6 lety +28

    She probably in new York with all that beeping 😂😂😂

  • @damilola_iid
    @damilola_iid Před 7 lety +8

    "👏🏾👏🏾...Uh that was a force of habit" 😂😂😂😂

  • @francina8508
    @francina8508 Před 7 lety +2

    Amalah is so adorable and oozes good vibes! She's a tiny version of her dad,sense of humor wise lol!;D

  • @IsrebaWheeler
    @IsrebaWheeler Před 6 lety +2

    I have to break the cycle of watching these episodes over and over. My chest can't take it. Asthma is a reality.

  • @SpicedJello
    @SpicedJello Před 7 lety +6

    OMG! This made my day. I needed that laugh after seeing a lot of the racist and hateful comments people have been posting everywhere. Glad to see you and your family still making smiles.

    • @LaGuardiaCross
      @LaGuardiaCross  Před 7 lety +1

      +Arounda Brownn that's what it's all about. 😊

  • @janacitydesigns
    @janacitydesigns Před 7 lety +26

    The two that pressed thumbs down know that Daddy finger song

  • @3minus3_
    @3minus3_ Před 6 lety +2

    I think I watch this video like 4x a week. I cannot stop watching how cute Amalah is in this and how funny it is♡

    • @jjleb85
      @jjleb85 Před 6 lety +1

      Larissa Dee I thought i was the only one! Literally my favorite video! 😄

  • @delvonhall3469
    @delvonhall3469 Před 5 lety +3

    This video is what I needed for today. I work nights and this is how I ended my shift. Have a bless one and thank you.

    • @uniquepurpose03
      @uniquepurpose03 Před 2 lety

      Me too, I'm watching it now until my shift is over at 7:15 am

  • @EuphoricBliss8
    @EuphoricBliss8 Před 6 lety +1

    "I did it! Hooray!" 😁 Beautiful parenting 👍

  • @str8flyness23
    @str8flyness23 Před 7 lety +4

    Awwwwh she's learning songs!!!!😍😍

  • @nasiawelsh5245
    @nasiawelsh5245 Před 6 lety +6

    Brown, pink, green, orange..... howl* howl* 😂😂😂

  • @valske7568
    @valske7568 Před 7 lety +5

    Dwl. She is growing very nicely and intelligent. Gr8 job Cross family. These video vlogs are awesome.💖💙💜👍👍👍👍

  • @HealingQueen
    @HealingQueen Před 7 lety +3

    I absolutely loved this episode :) She's as cute as ever!
    after about the 50th "beep" dad says " I think whoever it is has moved out of the way by now" hahahaha

    • @LaGuardiaCross
      @LaGuardiaCross  Před 7 lety +1

      +Cecelia Lightfoot hahaha, she had beeps for DAYS! It's one of the few parts I didn't edit, so I could keep ALL her beeps in.

  • @ajwriter5699
    @ajwriter5699 Před 7 lety +9

    Here I am. Here I am. How do you do? Too cute.

    • @LaGuardiaCross
      @LaGuardiaCross  Před 7 lety +4

      +AJ Writer NOOOOOOOOOOO, NOW IT'S STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN!

  • @relax6693
    @relax6693 Před 7 lety +11

    BOY OH BY SHES GETTING BIG....LOL....AND SO SMART...XOXOXXOXOXOO

  • @amylaub0707
    @amylaub0707 Před 4 lety +1

    Every convo with my 2 year old goes exactly like this. Always.

  • @colleenkrizak9125
    @colleenkrizak9125 Před 7 lety +2

    This has to be my very favorite NFC to date! My entire family wanted to watch it on repeat.

  • @maryamjakiteh6979
    @maryamjakiteh6979 Před 6 lety +9

    Amalah started saying random colors

  • @browngirlreading
    @browngirlreading Před 7 lety +14

    I don't know nothing about that. LOL! Mean neither Amalah.

  • @yourfunsister
    @yourfunsister Před 5 lety +1

    This baby is so full of joy.

  • @MsPhotographik1908AKA
    @MsPhotographik1908AKA Před 7 lety +7

    lol this video...she said bye and that is it

  • @TonyGore
    @TonyGore Před 7 lety +647

    Might as well get advice from a toddler, the country is being run by one.

    • @germyw
      @germyw Před 7 lety +13

      Tony Gore might. as. well.

    • @jemmaleda2426
      @jemmaleda2426 Před 6 lety +135

      Tony Gore don't insult toddlers 😂😂😂

    • @favouredlisa8218
      @favouredlisa8218 Před 6 lety +10

      Jemma-Ross Warrior. Lol!

    • @alphaomega6815
      @alphaomega6815 Před 6 lety +2

      Tony Gore amen and amen!

    • @7woe
      @7woe Před 6 lety +4

      Not just a toddler an "adult" one at that. You get what i mean?

  • @sandratruster3305
    @sandratruster3305 Před 6 lety +4

    I watch this video whenever I feel frustrated at the political situation these days! Amalah, you make me feel better, baby girl❤️!

  • @sidm1868
    @sidm1868 Před 4 lety +1

    This needs to go viral like right now.

  • @davis4132
    @davis4132 Před 7 lety +5

    Please keep these videos coming....Smiles

  • @rebeccaregio9510
    @rebeccaregio9510 Před 7 lety +7

    Omggg I love how I can understand her now!! ❤💖💝love your family! ❤❤❤

  • @leylaloulou1607
    @leylaloulou1607 Před 6 lety +1

    The way she said blue. OMGG!! 😍😍😍

  • @NunyaBizness2023
    @NunyaBizness2023 Před 6 lety

    Her little "hooray" made me melt!

  • @srvfan454
    @srvfan454 Před 4 lety +1

    She is so adorable! She makes me smile after a long day at work.

  • @creneemugo94
    @creneemugo94 Před 6 lety

    I love how you teach her to just accept the President and move forward towards uniting. Good dad.

  • @sbb40
    @sbb40 Před 4 lety +1

    Really impatient Bus driver! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @realtalk313h.z.3
    @realtalk313h.z.3 Před 4 lety +1

    2:17 "force of habit". 😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭. Omg!

  • @imaniclark7827
    @imaniclark7827 Před 7 lety +6

    you guys make living here bearable I love this!

  • @indyrollz74
    @indyrollz74 Před 7 lety +6

    Amalah for President!!

  • @brownin329
    @brownin329 Před 4 lety +1

    But the driver on the bus does go BEEP BEEP BEEP! And that is what our country needs!

  • @filmchickie
    @filmchickie Před 7 lety +1

    I stayed up with one ☝️ eye open 👀to watch this , LOL! You turned out the lights on Amalah!!! 😂😂😂😂

  • @susanmeadows9146
    @susanmeadows9146 Před 7 lety

    It's just like this at our house with our
    GBaby, no
    conversation just nursery songs over & over & over

  • @happinesssmiles4404
    @happinesssmiles4404 Před 7 lety

    Beautiful as always

  • @aprfhul
    @aprfhul Před 6 lety

    Precious!

  • @nedrarussell8772
    @nedrarussell8772 Před 7 lety

    Sooo adorable!

  • @vocalz004
    @vocalz004 Před 7 lety

    Love it!

  • @karenstevens2115
    @karenstevens2115 Před 4 lety +1

    Adorable!

  • @dorotheamilton-husaw8700
    @dorotheamilton-husaw8700 Před 4 lety +1

    Beep beep beep,all through the town..ok!Beautiful Family!

  • @georgiettaburnette3425

    I just love your family videos

  • @alyssaisnotdoneyet
    @alyssaisnotdoneyet Před 4 lety +1

    I love her! 🥰🥰🥰

  • @micaela7143
    @micaela7143 Před 6 lety +1

    I’m in tears

  • @TheMyh2175
    @TheMyh2175 Před 7 lety

    I love all the songs and the way she just randomly broke out singing them...My mom was Headstart teacher for 40 years. I know them all 😊