UFC 302 Bingo Card Predictions (Makhachev vs Poirier)
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- čas přidán 19. 05. 2024
- Ayy man listen today I give you guys my bingo card of predictions for UFC 302 Makhachev vs Poirier and Strickland vs Costa including predictions for the main card fights, Embedded, the prelims, the press conference, weigh-ins and commentary from Joe Rogan, Jon Anik, DC, Michael Bisping and more. Let me know YOUR predictions for UFC 302 fight week and make sure yall subscribe for my full card predictions/analysis and drop a like and follow me on ig/twitter @bedtimemma@bedtimemma
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Joe Rogan will screech “GUILLOTINE!” during the main event and repeatedly say “that’s tight man, that’s really tight!”.
Then islam just pops his head out
Tight like my Dog TRUST
DC is gonna say it's Tight af
“How did he get out of that?”
His guillotine is nasty
Actually dustin has 0 finishes with the guillotine joe
Still jon this guillotine is as tight as it gets he might just put him to sleep
- Kevin Holland says he doesn’t care about the rankings or the belt
- Almeida v Romanov wrestling looks borderline pornographic
- Poirier starts to cry (either in sadness or joy)
- Romanov obesity nearly breaks the weigh-in scales
what it crew, bedtime do listen ay man
Today…
My IQ dropped 20% reading this
@@seravaMMA So by 0 points
@@Manuel5975p bro thought he cooked with this middle school insult
Just smoked my first of the day and this made me lose my shit
“0 views in 1 min” 🤓🤓🤓🤓👨❤️👨🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
real
Bro called him a gay nerd lmao
"Bro really fell off" 🫦🫂🙂↔️🕳️👈🥴
These comments are so GEY bro.
Like who do people come up with this excuse for humor.😂
👮♂️ 🤓
Forgot dustin selling his hot sauce during the press conference
Bedtime dropping a video is strong dopamine
Poop stain poiriey
I also agree with the Strickland take, bro got gaslit by Gigachad Dricus and his only comeback was to cry and say that he would kill him.
If Dustin wins, he’ll quickly turn around to fight Conor at 303 for one last huge payday and Michael Chandler will have to sit on Ian Garry’s chair and watch with a tear running down his boot strap
Hopefully islam doesn’t even entertain Dustin and just wipes the mat with him
Dustin better not be silly. He should jump for the gilly.
Poop stain poiriey
Bedtime you have perfect timing like a cuckoo clock, trust
UFC 302 spoilers just dropped 💯🔥
Poop stain poiriey
I come to these videos for the “he’s a dirtbag” Porier impression shits funny 100% of the time
Bedtime crew sweeps the card picks, earns millions of dollars on parleys, drives off to the sunset. Trust.
Poop stain poiriey
"Paulo Costa is gonna be whipping out his DICtionary"
Close call on that one Bedtime.
Dustin Prober crying at a press conference would be the funniest UFC moment ever. Still hope he wins.
Wdym, he has cried in press conferences before
@@heassik3088 Yeah but not a wings of redemption type breakdown from being bullied. “Look man, look listen! This guys a dirtbag man. Karma is a mirror and he’s going to get it on Saturday” -Dustin Soyier (hopefully)
"Ayo the buzzcut hill billy ain't gon be so silly so he'll jump the gilly and come home with a couple milli, complain in the post fight calling Islam a villi then hug his wife Jolie"
Stfu and never do that again
Bedtime likes this so you dont kys lets be honest
This might be a crazy prediction but... I think we're gonna see strickland actually throw at least one right hand at some point instead of just jabs and teeps
Now that is a crazy prediction
I think Stricklands gonna box you guys, I really do.
Imo there should be also:
-Dustin will pull up shorts at least 5 times
-Islam saying some dumb funny bullshit
-Sean talking patriotic stuff
-Glazing Dustin for x2 Conor wins
Facts with the Strickland Costa prediction, Belal Double champ 2025
Dustin by gilly round 2
My manifesting will work boys
Lowkey feeling a clear Costa decision win, not realistic but just feeling it
Hope you beat Strickland in the co-main bro good luck
end shift and bedtime comes with a banger, what a time to be alive
Goated bedtime series 💯💯💯
always thought dustin was a salty ass dude, even when in victory this man just CANT let things go. First mma media personality to acknowledge it , I thought i was tripping fr fr
i love you bedtimeeee
Can't wait to see what picks will age good
Dayuum. Poirier having the Wings of Redemption breakdown is craaaaazy. haha 😅
bedtime video after work hitting like 3 beers and a drive home
I think bedtimes gonna drop a banger guys, I really do.
This looks like fun, imma try n print this bingo card! 😁
8:51 caught me off guard dude I almost spit out my drink
Cracking video again 😂😂
Your Anik impression is my second fave after DDP fr
Should've had Paulo Costa missing weight on the bingo card
This guy mma legend already TRUST big up bedtime
Joe rogan saying "just the squeeze of those guys from Dagestan is on another level" after islam arm triangle's dustin or so shit
Proud Minnesotan Timberwolves fan here, we haven't gotten this far since 2004. I am hyped asf
Let’s goooooo, bedtime time😏
The Arman hotel brawl clairvoyance is fantastic work
Nah bro the press conference won't be boring, u got strickland and costa. Killa duo!
bedtime mma is the invincible summer that resides within my eternal winter
Be fr who is picking Brendan Fitzgerald over Joe Rogan on ppv 🤨
The dana impression is underrated😂
Man I just got bad flashbacks when you said “I’m feeling sick”
“I just don’t have the cameras on” only the REAL know 😂😂
bedtimes impressions >>>
Hot damn this bedtime dude is smood widit
Another Bedtime Banger
Bedtime we love u❤
That Sean impression was crazy
"preparing to watch a jailton almeida fight is like the feeling you get preparing for an exam." that is so accurate bro xD
I love these ppv bingo cards. Better be a staple
Damn why my boy Strickland catching so much shade in this one
Dustin hitting the guilly is a cejudo level prediction
Bro, I live in Minnesota, and you're the first person I've ever heard excited about the Timberwolves winning.
Dana will just be like "Whats the question? Huh?" LMAO. Banger video
Joe saying: "yeah he's got him flattened out now"
Bedtime not editing things out should go on the card
W wolves fan - dude from Minnesota
aye even bedtime know the wolves on top
Joe Rogan is such a video game commentator. Which is why people like/dislike him.
I’m hype for the Timberwolves win even though I don’t watch NBA. Big win for a Minnesota team. Gotta love it
joe "the steel cup provides an unnatural fulcrum for armbars" rogan
Ok let’s be honest here, when Dustin fought last time the commentators were glazing TFFFF out of BSD
bedtime did u update the wallpaper is that your 302 prediction i see 👀
We getting that Zubaira Tukhugov vs Arman backstage scrap at the press conference
Do what it, crew timebed
Dustin's post fight interview will be hilarious regardless of the result.
Listen man pressure makes diamonds you guys💎
Kris Moutinho is on a 4 fight win streak Bedtime who would you book him against if he returned to the UFC?
Chito
@@bedtimemma Moutinho in 1 brother
@@bedtimemmanah give Moutinho the OMalley rematch
I was on board with this video until I hear you say you’re sick of Jokić and the Nuggets fans. What’d I do to you, buckaroo?
Twolves were just better than us. Jokić and Murray tried but missed a ton of 3s and the rest of the team were ass in game 7. I hope the Twolves win the chip.
Also, lock for the card is the Poirier “I worked so hard for this man, I can’t believe X happened, I gotta stay humble man”
I hope the Mavs win. PJ Washington going to intimidate AE whit the cross armed pose
If they get holland at the presser with Strickland it could be a banger
Wing of redemption reference was wild
LOOK HERE LOOK LISTEN abandoning guillotines does not fuckin stop it so stop givin me advice you know nothing about
least likely one is poirier beef with commentary because DC and poirier are kinda bros cause they from the same hometown
”Bedtime, you’re looking handsome today” 😏
Romanov getting forklifted got me pretty good
"Jailton almeidas glutes are looking big lean and mean OH MY GOD- HES REACHING FOR HIS PANTS" Jon Anik probably
Bedtimes Belal impression needs to be studied. It truly just isn’t talked about enough. Thought Belal was in this video for a second
Bedtime uploads scratch the itch better than a crack pipe, TRUST
Dustin will show up with his red WAR hat (easy bingo pick😎)
Feels like June is far far away
Like the seasons
Trust?
I legit love hearing Rogan say his Roganisms. If you don’t, you’re a casual. TRUST
Best mma channel
Costa has never been in a boring fight. I think it'll be fun
Chael is 100% picking DP
Rogan impression needs to sound more like hes underwater
Bedtime: commander of the Poirie-army
DP gonna redeem all ours souls with a heavenly ordained guilly TRUST!
Another classic
10:56 *like preparing for a prostate exam. nobody wants to go through it but it's necessary :/
Costa fights are never boring
Eh eh eh ehn times like this you gotta be graceful dew 😂
Brother-Brother will mos def tell Mike that he need 2 work so hard if he wins, minimum Goat Belal run.
cant wait until lucas tracy does the press conference version of this
Hold up bedtime bro press conference better not be ass cause im driving hours ti go
Joe rogan not shutting up about almeida vs Alex and him just creaming his pants after almeida lands a calf kick
When is the chase hooper interview out?
TIMBERWOLVES MENTIONED RAHHHH 🦅🇺🇸 (I live in Buckinghamshire, UK)(I love the TWolves)
this bingo card was real like how leon beat belal 10-9 for real trust