The Senile Scribbles: Skyrim Parody - Ebony Warrior
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- The Senile Scribbles: Skyrim Parody - Ebony Warrior is probably the most requested video I've ever gotten, so here it is :). I hope you guys enjoy the skit!(Easter Egg Hints/Answers Below)
*1 Easter Egg:
*Egg 1: (There Goes my Ride)
(find the answers at the bottom)
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*Easter Egg ANSWERS:
*Egg 1: (There Goes my Ride) 0:58 Spot the dragon flying in the distance near the mountain peaks. - Komedie
For all of you wondering why Nazeem wasn't on the kill list. Now you know. Death was too good for him.
seanzoz I thought there was something missing on his list
Clever
Nazeem deserves nothing less than a trip to the Shivering Isles. That will straighten him out, or cause him to experience all the madness that he caused us...
@@grandadmiralthrawn2023 Correct. Or you could just trap him in a soul gem and go drop him to the depths of the Sea of Ghosts.
@@coriusfarinprimarchofthese7007 I just keep him in a gem on my table and repeat his lines back to him now.
"I've got better shit in my guestroom closet."
Truer words were never spoken.
AMEN to that.
Right!
ive stuffed about 100,000$ worth of gems in the cooking pot in my main room
@@prestontheinconsistentyout1573 that's how it always has that priceless taste! I've been meaning to ask somebody what to do with all my gems, and now I know XD
NO CAP🧢
I gave a beggar a coin and now I'm apparently his "favorite drinking buddy"
Might be talking about the coin😂😂
I had a brawl with a beggar (Rolff Stone-Fist) and now I'm apparently his "best friend"
I killed a beggar and now he lives in my pocket
Good to have ya back
@@julianfrancojr it's not much but it's honest work
"No more quests"
*Looks at 100+ quests I'm too lazy to finish*
Yeah, me too.
impossible to not agree
*Checks half empty Dragonborn museum*
Yep, I’ve done everything I can. Time to role a new stealth archer.
Johnathon Upadhyay don’t call me out like that
@@terra_the_nightingale135 you got called out aswell feels bad
@@ManforSomeMarkets step 1: train your alchemy skill at the white run alchemist
step 2: pickpocket your money back from here
step 3: repeat steps 1-2 until your sneak skill is over level 100
step 4: win the game
I’ll never stop laughing at how chill the dragonborn is in every situation, beginning to end.
Minus maybe the time he got chomped by that legendary dragon xD
@@seanzoz To be fair he was very calm up until the dragon bite him
He tried shouting Become Ethereal so he could run and chug health potions, but the dragon boy was chomping too hard on his head
I'm guessing you forgot about the candlelight on the table
Thats a reference to how monotone/boring/boring(two borings are not typos, lets see how many people will get the joke) this game is. There is literally nothing exciting happens ever, unless you specifically trigger things.
“Like you even know what germs are-”
Redguard disease resistance joke, I think
I dunno, lmao
@@lukasreinmann2326 Nah, you're thinking of argonians.
redguards are known for poison resistance
@@brandontaylor6677 they also had disease resistance in the previous games
Yeah its that lmao caught me off gaurd with that joke lmao
@@robertpodina5964 Except that they don't have disease resistance in ESV Skyrim, they did in ES III Morrowind though
True hell is being next to Nazeem for more than 4 seconds.
I mean...
Your not wrong
Unless you have Inigo then it's amusing as heck.
Yall need Inigo
I ate him as a werewolf
Visit the cloud district often? no of course you dont
Me imaging all the soul gems talking to each other in my chest: *oh my gods*
By the nine......
Growling choir, and some bandits bullshit
By the gods*
-choir of baritones and tenors- "there once was a maiden as fair as an evening, of springtime in old Stros M'kai"
No wonder why the Dragonborn never stays in his house. Might be full of chattering gems 😂
"I'm the dragonborn... I've got better stuff in my guestroom closet."
This is very true.
I don’t. Everything I’m not using gets sold or given to followers.
@@spectralassassin6030 If you don't have a random closet full of random enchanted weapons or armor, are you really playing Skyrim?
@@Mr-Trox this is the first time i've heard about stuffing enchanted weapons and armor in chests. If i already know the enchantment, i sell the items lol.
I gave my kids enchanted daggers. My son got a fire dwemer dagger and an ice dwemer dagger. My daughter got a shock elven dagger and a regular elven dagger because I ran out of enchated stuff. I then proceeded to leave them alone for several months while I figured out how to get married. Next time I saw them they were murdering a bandit who had a note saying my wife was kidnapped
@@dr.bright6272 i laughed harder than I should have at this!
Bwa ha ha ha!
"The Ebony Warrior is the most powerful warrior in all of Skyrim... unless you use Marked For Death on him, then he tips like a cow."
I think that was the point.
matt dale it was one of the loading screens in the senile scribbles series
R/woosh
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Took me a moment to understand the “Redguard, please” joke
MRS OBAMA GET DOWN!
where was that said in the video?
sancturillore 0:46
@@sancturillore It's at 0:45 might be a second or two off just so it won't skip it by accident
Oh, and the fact that he, and Nazeem both got trapped in *black* soul gems
Ebony Warrior: “No quest to be undertaken, no villains to be slain...”
Me: *summons Karstaag*
Can't kill Ebony warrior with 3 tries though.
Karstaag took me a literal hour and a half to kill because I was not prepared for that hellhole at all.
@@halfdemon4lifeintime Good for you, but Karstaag Cant kill EW even if you exhaust all his summons. I say not even if you let EW fight him in castle karstaag.
Though his encounter is premature unlike ebony warrior's.
@@halfdemon4lifeintime I tried the battle twice - the first time I had never done it and I died pretty quickly. The second time I think I just ran around spamming Marked For Death until it only took a few hits to kill him. Easy peasy.
I have more trouble with the Ebony Warrior than I do Karstaag. I've fought both multiple times and Karstaag only killed me twice. Dual Daedric Swords is a hell of a build.
Why do i honestly start feeling bad for him when he starts digging through his bag
I did too i don't know why
We relate because he's us if we weren't the Dragonborn. Just a normal dude who ascended to such great heights through sheer will.
I just want to know where his punchcard was for. Belethors?
Ebony Warrior: dies because he's on Marked for Death
DragonBorn: I'm 4 parallel universes ahead of you
Lol I freaking called the mark for death. Best shout without dlc imo
>Marked for death
>implying
The best shout is totally the one where you throw your voice.
*“Hey Mellon nose!”*
I think is just a Spiffing Brit replay of events.
where the location to find mark for death shout?
@@JaySeraphon We all know Soul Tear is the best shout but marked for death is a close second. You can't compete with *_300 damage_*.
“I have my cool armor”
“I am literally wearing a Dragon’s skeleton, doesn’t quite get cooler than that.”
Ebony armour is made from ebony igots, made from ebony ore, which is essentially a drop of a God's blood. Once you know thelore, it's badass. And daedric armour is better, because it's made with the god's blood and a daedric heart
@@slender9705 Dragons are shards of Akatosh so they are basically small fragments of the Time God, meaning Dragonplate and Dragonscale are basically Aedric armor in a way.
@@slender9705 Bro dragon armor is like wearing Akatosh's bones lmao, fuck outta here with that edgy Daedric style
@Sips _ Statistically speaking, sure. But both of them look stupid.
Ebony, dragon and dedicated are the coolest in the game.
When the Ebony Warrior started searching in his bag for something of value and the Dragonborn kept turning him down,
Dude, I felt that.
Daedra hearts are actually quite valuable you can use it to craft fully enchanted daedric armor in the atronach forge
Jael Piedra Montano it’s not enchanted, it’s just the base daedric armor.
@@eltonj888 Read the comment I said atronach forge. Underneath the college of Winterhelm. Here's a tip in correcting people. Know what the hell they're talking about
@@dumbass6329 ... it's Winterhold
@Jhett Cannon
The Atronach Forge, that's a structure underneath the College where you can put your sigil stone and then summon specific things, like spell tomes and elemental salts and daedric armor with random (but the strongest possible in loot) enchantments on it.
I love how he sounds like he's talking into a tin can cause of the helmet, lol.
Its so sad hearing the ebony warrior trying to prove himself thats hes worthy of a fight to the dragon born
It’d be pretty cool if “The Ebony Warrior” was sort of a more constant rival with the Dovahkiin- at least mentioned in books once or twice or referenced by others- instead of just some guy that shows up one day
Should've been a hero in Hammerfell that'd ward off all kinds of problems there like the Thalmor and maybe the dragons too, bards would sing songs about him at the beginning of the game.
Yes, he could be the talk of the town throughout the game! People mentioning him in taverns, villagers making the occasional snide remark like "Well, if the Ebony Warrior was here, Alduin would've already been dead a month ago, but because you can't be bothered ..." or telling stories about his feats in other parts of Tamriel. You just come back from slaying five dragons, clearing a dozen caves of bandits, defeating Miraak in an epic duel, and everyone is like "Yeah, yeah, great, but have you heard what the Ebony Warrior did last week?!?!"
And you'd be constantly annoyed by your heroic deeds being ignored while everyone fangirls about this guy you've never met - until one day he just appears in front of you, and you're like "Oh my god, that dude actually exists in the game!"
The Ebony Warrior was most likely based on Ebonarm, the Redguard God of War, and Ebonarm was a Tall and Powerful Redguard who wears Ebony Armor and was only Mentioned in Daggerfall and Disappeared from the Franchise afterwards
Or maybe something like Zero at the beginning of Mega Man X.
Theming.
Intro Stage.
Fuck.
You already had the random encounter with the orc ready to die, his challenge even makes more sense
“Hidden all up in here”
*rubs chest sensually*
Anakin Skywalker you would know sandman
*NOICE*
Holy crap, if you listen to the sneezes he's actually setting him up for Marked for Death.
KRII LUN AUS
speks36 it’s even spaced according to the cool down
My ears are terrible, I heard Fus at some point.
Pretty sure he says the same thing every time. Sounds like "Lus" as in "Fus" but idk if that means anything.
@@micha4631 You must have one of my ears. I heard the damn same. We must now fight to the death so one of us can have a complete set of ears.
@@Phelan666 But you'll end up with the same set of ears.
Seanzoz: "Final Skyrim Parody"
**Two years later**
Seanzoz: "There is another"
True story
It's Skyrim, there's always another
We got em bois.
seanzoz will there be more?
It's pretty good though
So that’s why he was “sneezing” ... I should level up more and get the other marked for death shouts so I can get this guy
Or, you know, just level sneaking and hit him with a 4000 damage sneak attack
@@darksteelmenace595 you monster you should feel shame for this plan
@@darksteelmenace595 There's still a small chance the attack will be reflected and you die instead. Its quite the small possibility but it happened to me.
@@tekarihoussem9148 quicksave quickload
@@darksteelmenace595 just use the resto glitch and 1 hit kill him with a fork.
*Ebony Warrior* Can't get any worse
*Nazeem: Challenge accepted*
Do you get to the cloud district very often?
@@WeirdTroll666 What are you saying of course he don't
No pussie in the Cloud District
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But in all honesty. Ebony warrior is tough as nails on master/legendary.
not if you got windshear lol
And yet not a single bard sings about him, no books mention him, no princes seek his worship and no great treasures are in his possession. Yeah. The Ebony Warrior is a virtue stealing liar hoping to con his way into Sovngarde.
I did kill myself a couple of times due to him having Reflect Blows...
Marked for death makes him a cake walk
When and where do I fight him?
"Redguard please."
Okay, imma use that from now on, lol.
Don't need no n-word pass.
Ok bosmer
Reggo pls
The first character I used is a redguard tho.
DB: "Why do you want to die?"
EW: "There are no quests left and no monsters to fight."
DB:"...In Skyrim. Really."
Literally faced two giants, and their mammoths along with several wolves and a troll on my way to fight the EB and when I got there he was fighting a frost troll too. Dude acting like Skyrim is the suburbs...
Depending on your lvl most of those enemies are 1 or 2 hits from a good weapon with proper enchantments (or 1 hit if you are resto looping yourself into a god like me). I mean i get what he was supposed to be but hes like lvl 80 or some shit with pretty basic enchantments, they should've made him lvl 200 with really good stuff on him to really make him fit his role (also immunity to most cheese shouts).
xxXXRAPXXxx If he was that powerful, the only chance you’d have is by having literally every perk in the game, and by using the exploit that allows you to turn your armour and weapons into equipment meant for the nine divines.
@@decimation9780 Well he is meant to be THAT player the one that did EVERYTHING in the game and just goes around fucking with everyone because there is nothing that can really hurt him if he tries to fight back. So yea he should be OP as all fuck so he would be a mild challenge for you the endgame dragonborn.
I fought 3 revered dragons all at once one time haha
Mitchell Hart Which is the exploit I was talking about.
I’ve seen the entire series and all black soul gems had black people in them
My fucking brain
Well of course. Black soul gems are for....
Everyone else goes into Azura's star, obviously.
@@xxXXRAPXXxx NO! No. That is not correct.
@@justinharvey7398 Why else would the soul gems be black then? *CHECK MATE*
I would love a mod that made soul gems talk saying the npc's basic chatter
theres actually a mod similar to that which sends the people trapped in soul gems into only-for-souls sovngarde
"DO YOU HEAR THE VOICES TOO???" -Random Psyker Warhammer40k
And then you drop them all in your house and wait to get insane because of all those voices xD
I thought the point of killing them was to shut them up...
@@Sraxton whats the exact name? Can't seem to find that mod
Welp... This is about all I needed to start a new play through.
Same, I've got nothing else on for today, might as well sneeze on Nazeem.
Finally got Skyrim on the switch for my annual play through
Started a new one just a few days ago. Like, maybe I subconsciously sensed this video was coming?
My feelings exactly
Same. Time to download the list of mods and go crazy.
"Redguard please"
*proceeds to get offended when E.W. assumes his class*
i mean they ARE a redguard
"Redguard please"
As a real life Redguard, I found this hilarious
Harrison Hurd fun fact: Redguards are the LEAST played race in the game.
People would rather pretend they’re lizards and wood elves before pretending they’re black.
@@bbluva20 not really i have 2 redguard characters one is a assassin based off of AC Origins the other is a mercenary who one of my nord characters is the adopted brother of
TheWolfPaladin 1 yeah that’s nice, but still, out of a survey of 20,000 players, only 4% said they play as Redguards as their preferred race.
Also, you kind of prove the point further by asserting that the two Redguards you made were either a reference to another game, or a side character that is only tangentially related to what you consider your “real” character.
@@bbluva20 Least I don't have to feel worried, I've made redguard characters and modified a few of my other character's races to look black. Although I mostly play as Argonian and Khajiit anyway...
Hazel Tree Yeah, I’ve made Nords and Bretons look as Black as I possibly can, but it’s still a little weird.
It's a black soul gem so it has to be filled with a bla...
..ck ranked soul, which is a person's. Same as Azura's Star, the black one. Totally what you were thinking.
William Grizzle wow look at that, finishing each other’s sentences. I love how we’ve come together as a community.
No no no it doesn't work that way.
@@juansoto8112 you mean... that you can fill them with a soul from any type of human being? Look, I honestly did not know that. Otherwise there would definitly be some white...
Ebony Warrior and Nazeem are both Redguard.
Total coincidence.
Two seconds later from another soul gem: “TALOS THE MIGHTY!!! TALOS THE UNERRING!!! TALOS THE UNASSAILABLE!!!”
I could imagine it being next to Nazeem.
Fuck no not heimskr
They are the only two citizens that I actively kill on my own will...
Alexander Ticonuwu okay so I did remember his name. The fact we all had the same Skyrim experience truly shows that I wasn’t the only one who just hated that guy.
@@zealeos1744 Talos is cool and all but damn this man out here screaming at the fuckin pigeons like a Jehovah's Witness
"Did you just assume my battle class?"
Oh my god, that is meme gold.
Not every thing that is funny is a meem.
@@ainsleyspongebob2877 But that one is :)
"I have precious gems for example, worth a bucket of gold"
"Eh, a small bucket"
Oof
Small jems huh?
*looks at the literal piles of gems in my houses
"Pass"
''Try single-parenting or something man I dunno what to tell ya.''
Lmao
That one is so hard for me that I haven't even gotten the trophy to adopt a kid
4:00 Flashback: “They’re black soul gems and they need to be filled with a black per-“
Sir Heccwad Same
Sir Heccwad oof 100
Yeah cause ebony armor is black
I need a mod where Nazeem is the ebony warrior. After a climactic battle you strike him down, take off his helmet and realize, it was Nazeem all along. With his dying breath, _’Do you get to the cloud district.......’_
It would give a lot more meaning to Nazeem’s seemingly unfounded arrogance when you figure out that the whole time he was actually one of the strongest mortals on the continent
@Mad Phyn link?
Still putting certain souls into those gems I see.
“Did you really just assume my battle class?!” Best line!
When I imagined a parody of their meeting I thought of the Dragonborn asking why the Ebony Warrior hadn't dealt with Alduin (as I originally thought he was dragonborn too) and then they would end up arguing about why none of them had dealt with Alduin yet
There is some theory that the Ebony Warrior is the hero from ESO because Molag Bal says our soul will not rest until we cross swords with THE dovahkiin.
Ebony warrior "No villains to be slain." ......what about the thalmor?
Ebony warrior-“I have full ebony armor and weapons that are enchanted, plus I have immunity to poison and sickness with a bunch of healing items”
Dragonborn- “And I have a spork”
I have a rock...
I have ysgramor's soup spoon (which is a fork lol)
I have a stick...
@@kyle18934 I have a jar of dirt and you cant have it!
@@rebelwolf772 dang I've been beaten... but wait I jar of air!!! Muahaha
"I'm not gonna kill you because you're bored" was the same thought process I had when the redgaurd came up to me.
You're*
Dragonborn: **Dragon Sneeze**
Ebony Warrior: “Sigh... Could you at least close your helmet hole?”
Dragonborn: “Yeah, like you know what even germs are.”
Ebony Warrior: **About to rebut but then shuts up**
This was by far the funnest line for me. Cause it’s a double racist insult mixed with a compliment. Redguards are immune to diseases. This joke is so meta XD
Goliath Xanatos I never thought about that
I thought it had to do with that they're in the middle ages or earlier? The nord culture is similar to viking, so sneezing would just be rude and unpleasant, but hardly thought of as the cause of disease
nathaniel bass not the point of the joke. The Dragonborn was being racist to the Ebony Warrior with that backhanded compliment by saying he won’t catch anything from his disease. But of course, it wasn’t actually anything. Dragonborn was faking the entire time. I guess you didn’t get it. But that’s fine.
markvluna When you’re a lore buff like myself, you catch these things very quickly. It made me laugh for five minutes straight.
@@goliathxanatos706 alright, try explaining to a nord that magic things so tiny you can't see them cling to every surface, penetrate your body's defenses and weaken you to spread to others XD
Nothing's worse than a passive-agressive character known as Nazeem.
*The moment you realized that the Ebony warrior is actually a redguard and can't go to sovngarde*
Nice that they have the same voice.
A nice nod to the theory.
Theory?
Vengeance Theory that he’s the same dragonborn
Or it's just the same voice actor? That's also a theory lol
@@Cavalier753 not the point he almost always changes his voice for diffrent chars but here he used the exact same voice.
@@ambulancekun3142 Feels like reaching to me, but I respect your opinion
_"Do you get to the Cloud district very often, of course you don't"_ Oh that would be hell listening to that.
Im glad you noticed that too
I'll never fuck with the Dragonborn if he's got Nazeem in that thing.
Whats the cloud district?
Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh, what am I saying.. Of course you don’t.
@@nazeem8086 i didnt know u can watch youtube inside soul gems
how the hell is this only a week old, I'm in disbelief that they would still make skyrim content to this day my jeez
"redgaurd please" Wow man, that was the most golden shit ive heard yet.
Ebony warrior: i have done everything.
Modder: you what now?
Oh, that quiet lot of like. Thanks guys.
Modder: Mmm doubt
What about Solstheim. Get some new dragonborn powers and kill miraak.
@@rayb3485 Miraak? I don't know who that is but it sounds familiar
@@deeznutz3712 Ah, I see what you did there. Or at least I think I did. I don't remember...
Famous last words: "this can't get any worse"
"Do you -"
"Oh God"
hey why is one of the soul gem broken in half
Dragonborn: *sneezes*
Ebony warrior: ah shit here we go again
That "redguard please" line had me dying inside if I wasnt in a bart station right now I'd be laughing hysterically. That's what I'm gonna tell my friends from now on.
Good shit you never disappoint.
"I have killed many..."
Have you killed the dragon priests...or the dragons....or myrak or uhhh the....vampires put down a nord rebellion? Because I have
Phsyco the war is over but the dragon born rules over skyrim now not the nords of the imperials
Faithless Imperial
Anyone who support Stormcloaks is just plain stupid...
Mad Max Rockatansky send ulfric my regards.
You imperial dog!
Never have i clicked so fast
NidViingBrinah DoUnFron agreed
Yeah
Yeah, like the instant I saw it. This series is incredible.
Bet this is not the first time u dropped that comment...sigh...
*fastest hand in the west*
When he was trying to make himself sound valuable enough to kill that got me 😂😂
Hey man, you could do the Dragonborns interactions with the daedric princes could be funny :)
“Redguard Please!” 😂
He's lucky he wasn't left next to Heimskr's soul gem.
THE FUTURE OF SKYRIM, THE FUTURE OF TAMRIEEEEEL
TAAAAAALOS!!!
YOUR VERY LIVEEEESSSSSS
I LUUVVVV YOUUUUU!!!
I can stand Heimskr, in fact every character I've ever made was a hardcore Talos worshiper; even high elves.
Edit: detail
"I'd probably kill you before you even drew your sword"
"Wow did you assume my battle class"
YEah, how dare he assume, that his battle class is a swordsman, its a sporksman!
I want to note that despite his armour being honestly mediocre I still haven't gotten a life steal enchantment as strong as his.
Unless I use restoration alchemy but let's not start that bug again
Not an enchantment. He can just ramdomly reflect damage.
@@eggroll3055 That's the heavy armor 100 perk. I'm talking about his LIFESTEAL enchantment, the ebony sword of the Vampire he has.
@@minecraftoverlordpe2842 It's called absorb health. If you want it to get stronger level enchanting.
@@platinumvoid1648 I wouldn't state "I still haven't gotten it" without my enchanting at 100. My weak point was not boosting my alchemy skills and making a fortify enchant potion. Since then I've managed to get 94 (without the fortify restoration loop exploit of course). I slapped azidal's gear on (plus 10 to enchant skill) then the seeker of sorcery Apocripha perk (which I think is another 10%) and finally a potion of fortify enchant with another 40%.
"Did you just assume my battle class?" This was a clever joke.
How was it a pun?
That's not a pun
@@souldanny. it was a play on "assume my gender". not really a pun per say but a play on words all the same. now unlike the gender version to assume the dragonborns battle tactics at max level based on worn equipment actually is foolish. at max level he has maxed all skills, while him having a two handed weapon would implies he will fight with just it, he also has his armor that could have a wide range of enchantments, even the sword could have say paralysis enchant or other ones that effect you with things outside raw damage. they there is the fact he could quick change his armor and weapons at a moments notice. basically assume he can do everything.
@@souldanny. english is not my first language and i assumed that a pun is a funny end sentence to a joke. I called it a pun because i related it to our current state soceity. In German you can call it also pun if you reference something ore someone in a funny way. Would "Joke" be more accurate?
@@Hevensdragon so i am right? Im really not sure 😶
This is way more entertaining rather than seeing the two get into an actual fight between them
The best part was that all of that stuff is actually in his inventory
A spork with a soul trap enchantment xD
"I'd probably kill you before you even drew your sword"
"Wow did you assume my battle class"
Well you do have a great sword equipped on your back and using heavy armor
You don't get it
Markus Allen WOW WOW WOW MAN THAT COULD JUST BE ASTHETIC, HE HAS TONS OF WEAPONS STORED AWAY! WHATS WRONG WITH YOU?
Markus Allen Do you hear that? That's the sound of a joke flying over your head. That joke is a satirical reference to the transgender community and how someone can identify as male despite looking female and vice verse. And the Dragonborn's justification is basically the same as a trans person's except based on weapons rather than "being _insert gender_ on the inside".
Oh for the love of sheogorath I get that it was a joke
My comment was also meant to be a joke
@@Hardcrafter2807 I dunno. Sounded more like the rumble of incoming irony to me. Maybe they sound similar.
Me: "Okay, so if we fight, what else do we have to do if either of us win? Besides dealing with vampire covens, legendary dragons and marauding bandits? Oh, by the way, vampires and legendary dragons have massacred most of the NPC population by now."
Ebony Warrior: "Well...I'm not sure. Have you looked into joining the Imperial Legion or the Stormcloak Rebellion? I can wait if you want to tie that loose end, first."
Me: "Fuck no! I can't stand any of those assholes."
Actually hate both sides. Hate both the Greybeards and the Blades too so I'm kind of a 'fuck everyone and everything' kind of character xD
@@kyronshadows2910 Lol, I could understand why. Delphine seems okay at first, but then you realize how much she's gaslighting you from the start. Ulfric is a racist hothead. Tullius is a true professional, but I could never get over him allowing the execution of an innocent civilian (you). The Battle-Borns and Greymanes need to kiss and make up before Jarl Balgruuf makes them do it (Jon and Olfina could get married, problem solved). And I'd love to see the Black-Briars and Silver Bloods start a Skyrim-wide mafia feud.
"I have done all that can be done. There is nothing left." See, this is when you hit up the Nexus and download as many mods as your PC can handle.
"do you get to the cloud district very often?"
"Ah, what am i saying? Of course you don't."
I'll have you know there's no PUSSSSSIEEEEE
Lol, _Like you even know what germs are..._
Nice reference to the Redguard’s perk in Skyrim.
What's the worst hell one could experience?
"Do you get to the Cloud District very often?"
“Oh what am i saying, of coarse you don't."
Lol loading screen reference, “ The ebony warrior is the most fearsome warrior, unless you use Marked for death, then he tips like a cow”.
That ending there is the reason I put everyone I hate into soul gems and lock them in a box in every play through.
AAAAAH SHIIIIT HES BAAACK
I NEED THIS YEAAAAAAH!!!
Doesn’t matter how many years pass, this game will always have a special place in my heart.
Mine as well soldier.....
Ya its 1 of the best all time games
I grew up with it and am playing it right now, so keep up the good work soldier
So this is “tipping like a cow”
*I UNDERSTAND THAT REFERENCE*
EW: I am invincible.
DB: Dude ... Grelod the Kind could kill you with her biting words.
Ebony warrior: "It can't get any worse" .
Nazeem soul gem: Allow me to introduce myself.
Edit: Holy shit 415 likes on the joke I didn't even think would be noticed.
I litterally just binged the entire season and this came out. Divines blesses are upon me for sure.
If every soul gem could talk, then my house will never be quiet. Mammoths, Nazeem, a bunch of people yelling “NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE!!” and also the emperor...
Nazeem at the end got me, as soon as I heard can’t get any worse then this then all the sudden do you get to the cloud district very often LMFAO
Anyone else watched the full 40 min collection of all his Skyrim videos multiple times
Ebony Warrior should've read that loading screen tip awhile back
He’d have gone down the same road, after all death was his goal and the loading screen spoke nothing of the rest :x
Is your armor made of... dragon scales? By the gods, what I wouldn't do for a set of that
"Oh this here, ah that's just a spork" (skull shatters).
This was great, I didn't think I'd see another one of these.
where do you go when you've done everything?
Dragonborn: I'm going to Skyrim Disney
...well here's hoping it's better than regular Disney
I lost track of which soul gem I stuffed him into and kinda just went crazy with enchantments
- Ebony Mail
- Nightingale Hood
- Daedric Gauntlets
- Ebony Boots
- Unarmed Build
Npcs: Talks about 'my sword'
Me: "You pretty pervy right? but if you look closely my buddy, You will see that I'm NOT using an amulet of mara!"
Ebony Warrior: I have defeated all, I demand a challenge.
My deranged high level naked character with a silly hat: Mmyes...you shall make a fitting sacrifice for the fork.
Spork
@@frenchsoldier8485 Nah man, basic fork. I improved the shit out of it with the potion exploit.
@@nickster5207 It will never be as good as a spork, you will never be able to eat soup with a mere fork
@@frenchsoldier8485 You underestimate my forking capabilities...
@@nickster5207 It's literally impossible, you'll never get a good portion of it besides what you eat
The legends spoke of his return.
Believe, believe, the seanzoz comes
We drink to our youth, to days come and gone, for the age of aggression is just about done. We'll drive out the Stormcloaks and restore what we own, with our blood and our steel we will take back our home. Down with Ulfric, the killer of kings. On the day of your death we will drink and we'll sing. We're the children of Skyrim and we fight all our lives, and when Sovenguard beckons, everyone of us dies. But this land is ours and we'll see it wiped clean of the scourge that has sullied our hopes and our dreams.
... *drunk clapping*
We drink to our youth, to days come and gone, for the age of oppression is just about done. we'll drive out the empire from this land that we own, with our blood and our steel we will take back our home. Oh hail to Ulfric you are the high king, in your great honor we will drink and We'll sing. We're the children of Skyrim and we fight all our lives, and when sovengaurd beckons, everyone of us dies. But this land is ours and we'll see it wiped clean of the scourge that has sullied our hopes and our dreams.
Hahaha " could you at least cover your helmet hole"
That nazeem part the end was brilliant hahaha
The fact that you still make these brings joy to my heart
Hey, I just killed the Ebony Warrior yesterday.
Neat.
I just did
Took a few hits
I have played Skyrim for years, reached level 150 about a dozen times and never ONCE have I come across the Ebony Warrior. No idea why.
I fought him yesterday... on legendary he’s still alive
"try single parenting or something"
“Redguard, please.” I’m really weak 😂.
Ebony Warrior: “this can’t get any worse”
“do you visit the cloud district very often”