Ancient Demon has no idea what a gun is
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- čas přidán 23. 04. 2024
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This whole time, it was the mummy who was cursed.
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Isn't that .. what makes mummies what they are?
Humans cursed with immortality
@@amelioravictoriadionyssia3323 Not usually. Most mummies aren't themselves cursed but rather the curse is one they either represent or employ themselves. A mummy in this context is something like a Lich, an undead magic user. The history is this type of mummy is relatively recent in stories. Though there may be ancient sources of similar mummies getting up from their rest.
@@Merilirem I would disagree, mummies have to be cursed to be reborn as an immortal with a decaying body.
Also, idk if they're liches because a lich retains their human soul by binding it to their body... Mummies are, according to the most pertinent peices of folklore, basically senile, and driven by impulse, so they're really not much different from a zombie.
I think pop media has charged a public opinion of which abilities mummies are capable, but the reality is that few Pharaoh's intended to come back, only the truly arrogant did because they thought they had the right to defy Anubis and the Thrice Great, but none of them have escaped the sarcophagus, because their soul was already weighed in the underworld before their body was even wrapped.
I’m pretty sure “Mummy” is the name of the _scientist,_ not the monster.
Joel Haver showing the internet how he made his videos was one of the best things to ever happen. Good stuff dude!
He wasn't the first to do it
@@0miy0 Never said he was. He is the most popular and the first to really break down the process in a way that’s easy to understand
joel only did it after a few others picked up on it (and gave tutorials before him) he kinda had to do it
@@0miy0 yup and people swear he was and call it "joel haver style" but how is ebsynth and ms paint his style? did he invent thos applications? he didnt even do it first
@@HorribleHomeVideo No he just perfected it and the awkward style.
lmao the skeleton just casually walks off to show being vaporized
No, he was so tired of this $^#@ that he didn't want to bother with turning into dust.
I lol’d
@@brainstormsurge154 close, pretty sure he just walk off into a different dimension, you were really close to what i was thinking lol
@@brainstormsurge154 not saying you are wrong theres almost no wrong answers ALMOST, im not bob here lol
Don't forget about the laser also walking the other way.
"Okay, take two!"
*gets disintegrated*
"Best three out of five?"
"No weapon forged can harm me."
"That was then."
"What does that do?"
"I understood that reference."
@@Kerorofan1990 Same
You could say that weaponry has been Buff(y)ed quite a bit since ancient times.
He might not know what a gun is, yet his English is quite fluent!
Obviously that's because of his magic that automatically translates his speech into something the listeners can understand.
(Proceeds to show him translation software.)
@@ElemenTerra1 ew roleplayer
@@FoxGoesSqueesaid fox sqee art 💀
@@FoxGoesSquee Do you really wanna go there, as a furry?
@@FoxGoesSqueefurry
This is just Buffy the vampire slayer blowing the judge with an RPG joke.
That’s exactly the scène i was thinking about. One of the best joke of the serie
"blowing the judge"
Ayo? 🤨
@@Matthias129 he meant hitting the judge with the ole sloppy toppy. The big bazunga blast. The saucy celeberation. Classic RPG slang.
what??@@noiseisgold3n42
Yeah, I love it when guys blow me.
The laser still didn’t manage to actually do anything to him; he just decided he was done with the whole thing and just up and left.
The funniest thing would be this exact trope but in a bheroic fantasy setting. Some adventurers are trying to find the Lost Sword of Ea Ling Shmuck or whatever, described as in indesctructible blade, and they find some bronze age ruins with a primitive steel sword inside.
"described as in indesctructible blade, and they find some bronze age ruins with a primitive steel sword inside."
Well, strictly speaking steel isn't actually more durable than bronze, in fact the opposite is true. iron & steel took over from bronze because they were more economical to make tools & weapons out of, not because they were a superior material. Iron is both more brittle & susceptible to corrosion than bronze.
Now, there are actually multiple types/formulas of steel, & some of those are extra durable/resistant to the elements... including what was called Damascus steel... so a sword made of one of those would work for the premise maybe, but not a simple primitive steel blade
@@kgoblin5084 I think they meant in regards that it would be very difficult for a bronze sword to cut or break steel but a steel sword could cut or break bronze, especially if the weapons were thin.
The Zephyr Blade
@@kgoblin5084 Meteorite iron is pretty fucking superior to bronze. It's just something that only enough for like 1 blade per mega-empire in the world can be found. Although supposing a fantasy setting you could have more of it around with more meteorites.
@@kgoblin5084 Steel and iron aren't the same thing. Iron and bronze are on about the same level but steel is LEAGUES above either.
I’m howling at the MP3 player 😂
Glad you liked it!
For me this was the most well written part too. It was such a throw away joke that shows even the small details matter here. Great work and downright funny.
T G I F!
Love the little black bar sensoring the mummy's mouth when he curses despite... Y'know... Already being covered by bandages.
I mean… he did tank three shots from a pistol. He just didn’t want to go through the effort because it REALLY hurt. The man became undead so he couldn’t feel pain and just rot while terrorizing villagers all day, he didn’t sign up for this.
I like to think it just felt like pin pricks to him, but he was so not used to any kind of pain he bailed out.
confession work
See this is why Apocalypse from X-Men improvised, adapted, and overcame, not bound by tradition, he's an ancient Egyptian cyborg sorcerer.
Nashnon: You guys have guns?
Cyborg: Nah we stopped using them centuries ago.
Nashnon: BOW TO YOUR NEW GOD!!!
Cyborg: (disintegrates him with his personal phaser)
yeah, that is what happened in the video, very astute observation
Thanks bro, I didn't watch the video so this helped me a lot
@@darkstormproductions2961 Okay sarcasm Joe.
@@stevengreen9536 it's sarcasm Steve, actually
That's crazy we watched the same video
"Last Friday Night" - Songs to Slay Ancient Evils To.
“I am immune to all weapons from my time”
*pulls out Glock*
I appreciate you keeping rotoscoping alive.
it's not rotoscoping, see joel havers video on how its done
@@NPC_5439 then I no longer appreciate it…
@@jean-paulgagnon8479 :[
It literally is rotoscoping, that's what Joel haver does to make his animations
@@jean-paulgagnon8479 this is so sad. Get this guy something to appreciate, stat.
Wish I could give this video more than a single like, The Mummy (1999) OST being used already qualifies it by itself. Awesome work!
The cartoon skeleton was amazing 😮
Coming from an expert, that means a lot Mr. Bones!
@@Cool_Giant You're welcome! :D
These comments made me feel something
@@user-cp9id1mj8b Did you feel it... in your bones?
I mean the magic would be better than the flashlight, mp3 player, and cell phone to be honest.
yeah I think he gave up too quick I woulda asked if he had any magic to like, charm people or turn invisible or telekinesis or anything like that
@@override367 If he had that sort of magic, he probably wouldn’t have been sealed to begin with.
Yeah. He never specified what spectrum of light. Just light. So that would probably include control of xray lasers. Making the laser gun at the end obsolete
@@override367 Nah your thinking too small, if this guys a god he probably has like reality rewrite or something. Why he didn’t use it, idk, but he probably has it
@@coledoe1030 Nah. The dude couldn't undo his own bullet wounds. I think the guy was a run-o-the mill zombie that took some Rosetta courses.
This would have been a full blown series on old adult swim
2:06 OPPA GANGNAM STYLE
As a Thalmor Justiciar, I feel his pain.
*I can cast mighty fireballs from my hands!* ...and just about every nation's government has bigger fireballs made with magic rocks in giant crossbow bolts called "ICBMs".
*I can cast the lands into darkness, blot out the sun and moon, and calamitously shift the world's climate!!!* ...Oh, according to a politician in the United States, there're "space lasers" that are already doing that.
I can work at a fulfillment center for minimum wage.
See, this is why Necromancy is timeless. Infinite (well, very abundant) cheap manual labor, always has value.
"Get in the coffin, you belong in a museum."
-Indiana Jones
Found through Reddit - thought it was a Joel Haver short, and nice to see the credit given for the style. Well done!!
Disgusting
@@pipebombpete.6861 ?????
1:27 - Oh son of a bitch did he steal that discount Indiana Jones costume too? XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
Coming from Reddit post. This deserves so many more views!
Aw; I appreciate that!
Disgusting
@@pipebombpete.6861tf you mean disgusting?
@@SpectatingDog > Reddit post
🤮
I think it wouldve been slightly funnier if the Flashlight, music player & long distance communication was all just from the cellphone. Really flexing on him from one device lol
I love that he just walks off, he doesn't even care, he's not doing this a third time
Loved it, really funny and entertaining! Subscribed, looking forward to more like that. And kudos to you for thanking Joel Haver in the description.
Thank you! And it's only fair considering he pioneered this style of rotoscope animation
The best part is when it turns out he stole the gun, flashlight and MP3.
That phone convo cracked me up man. Great job
This would’ve been the ending of all movies if they had logic lol
"Was that like a tiny bow and arrow or something?"
"I mean... yea, kinda."
It would legit be so cool to summon sound at will. I know mp3 players are a thing but just being able to have sound _happen_ would be funny af.
Did she just say "MP3 player"?! 😂 This was fantastic. Liked, subscribed, and hoping to see more in the future!
If all movies with mummies made sense:
To be fair though, having some of those in magic form could probably be better. all those other things break eventually, or you have to pay for it's continued usage.
And in the case of phones, they might not have a signal to reach in those really dire moments.
This is basically the main hook of the Forgotten Ruin books lmao.
A bunch of US Rangers get transported to fantasy land and go kinetic on orks, giants, trolls etc...
Especially one legendary sniper sporting a .50 rifle.
he said aight imma head out 🚶🏾♀
That "ight fuck it" kinda walk at the end tho
Like that old clip from Buffy the Vampire slayer.
"No weapon forged can hurt me!"
*pulls out anti tank launcher*
One of my favorite games La Mulana does this. In the starting town you can buy a gun that will kill most bosses in just like 1-3 hits. Not using any of that magic or medieval weaponry.
What a hidden gem. This was an absolute banger
Most musical ray gun ever.
Looks like Imbiamba Jombes finally went on an adventure!
I clicked on this thinking is was a Joel Haver video and didn’t realize it wasn’t until the end
how did bro know how many years until a dude named christ would be nailed to a cross and be used for the calender?
You dare threaten the mighty Thor with so puny a weap-uuuuaaaaahhhhgh
I love how he just doesn’t say anything
honestly if i could conjure sound and light without getting cancer or paying anyone it'd be way better. shouldve taken the deal
Amazing! Keep up stuff like this and your channel will grow.
Actually, being able to control light, sound, etc without technology would be awesome.
The guy didn’t even have a good reason to be there, he just heard from a friend that some evil demon was estimated to come back to life in like a week, and he wanted to fuck with them for shits and giggles. Unfortunately, years of dumb pranks and shitposts have melted his brain into low-dopamine sludge and it wasn’t funny enough for him, hence why he didn’t smile once.
Watching the lazer beam walk away was definitely a moment of all time
reminds me of my favorite Buffy moment when she breaks out a rocket launcher and one shots the Big hyped up bad guy.
Two be fair, he did tank several bullets without any signs of serious damage. He could probably still get back in game if he had properly tried.
Excellent! Came from Reddit and thought you were stealing from Joel Haver. Glad I was proven wrong. Love it!
This deserves more views!
In the distant future the continued existence of his tomb requires the earth to still exist
basically just blond jschlatt vs ancient demon
I think I've seen this demon at my local haunted dark ride . . .
At the end when he just walks away🤣🤣🤣🤌🏿🤌🏿🤌🏿🤌🏿
I love your production values 😍
Isn't this how the demon cat things in DMC work? They've got blades all figured out, but haven't figured out guns yet?
Them both speaking English is funny too
I mean props to the mummy for having technology thousands of years before it became mainstream
Bro is so old he remembers when mummy was an active and updated wod book
The M1911A1 handgun is legit!
Iv always thought that a gun would be able to easily kill any cryptid or monster but I love the concept sea that just REALLY hurts to the point that they give up
Truly enjoyed this!
Thank you for saying!
i love this style of art
This is what the internet is all about 👏
Gonna be honest, it's something I've wondered about. If someone from back in the day was facing someone wielding a gun, would they figure out that it's a weapon just by the context?
What a delightful concept! I enjoyed this amusing and thought provoking short.
Found out your channel through Reddit. Looking forward for more!
Disgusting
Ok but if someone offered me enough magic to just make my finger a flashlight, I'd still probably be ridiculously excited
in an episode of Smallville an immortal pointed out how pathetic a gun is compared to primitive weapons, and he was right. The sting of a 9mm is nothing when compared to being gutted and impaled by swords and spears. If they can heal from that small holes are a cake walk.
Eh, this doesn't really apply to shot guns and full auto weapons. Getting pierced all over your body in the matter of a few seconds from far away doesn't sound like a cake walk to me. Add snipers to the mix and you might even feel the 50 cal bullet hit, before you even hear the sound of the person firing it.
If guns aren't enough you can still switch to grenades ("desintigrate"), flame throwers, napalm, or especially nasty for immortals every form of gas based weapon.
Liked and subbed. Best thing I’ve seen all day.
Subbed! More of this, please!
Heinrich I from Return To Castle Wolfenstein be like:
Honestly magic light instead of relying on tools is awesome, I would have taken the deal.
*Aim for the legs*
Joel Haver should be praised for what he started after sharing his technique
We are eternally grateful
Like on BTVS, when she killed the Judge with a AT4.
The way he talks reminds me of dipped in dopamine.
It is such an Indiana Jones thing to do to travel into the future to steal Lara Croft's gear
Omg, ambercrombey Jones gives Mummy the middle finger on his gat-hand while holding the gat. ...!
It's like if Saturday night live tried to do Joel's thing 🤔
I love this. The animation is unique and well done. My kind of humor
i saw wild willies add it shows a saying dont drop the soap a prison joke in prison
Well done, mate!
Knowledge is power. He is powerless
I still would've wanted to learn the magic and I would want to be able to speak with the mummy
I love how he just walks off, just a big ol 'nah im done' xD
Showed up in my "suggested" videos. Hmmm... sometimes the algorithm DOES get it right! 😂😂
Is this because we might finally a 4th mummy film with our boi Brendan-
I like laser noise, funny
average destiny boss
This cracked me up