Hermitcraft X 1162 Dolphins Can Fly & Wither Rose Farm

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  • Hermitcraft 10 Playlist ► • Hermitcraft X
    In this episode of Hermitcraft season 10 we finish up the wither rose farm and hang out with Pearl and Scar as they deliver Dolphins from the skies above.
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    Intro Music
    • The Curse Of The Eclipse
    #hermitcraft #seasonten #hermitcraft10
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Komentáře • 292

  • @xisumavoid
    @xisumavoid  Před 15 dny +75

    I'll be streaming a puzzle game later today on twitch :-) www.twitch.tv/xisuma

    • @nenasaleem924
      @nenasaleem924 Před 15 dny +1

      Can you please add the stream note? Or the notification... since it doesn't always notify many of us when you stream 😔💔

    • @raihanriffathshareef2246
      @raihanriffathshareef2246 Před 15 dny +1

      Hi

    • @samalight7249
      @samalight7249 Před 15 dny

      9:33 it is always difficult to find a once size fits all for the hermits each one basically can't be just modeled to your eyes X

    • @bbgun061
      @bbgun061 Před 15 dny

      At 22:44, you're not thinking fourth-dimensionally. Just add a crafter that makes shears!

    • @bunta3434
      @bunta3434 Před 15 dny

      It's more complicated and automated then the ianxo4 rose farm I like it.

  • @maxsalmon4980
    @maxsalmon4980 Před 15 dny +395

    Hermitcraft experiencing it's own microcosm of deepfake uncertainty syndrome from those horns, lol.

    • @pixllo
      @pixllo Před 15 dny +37

      Shush! Hermits can't find out we are conducting a social experiment on them! We don't want them breaking free from the simulation!

    • @AjaxXavior
      @AjaxXavior Před 15 dny +6

      This is funny

    • @AjaxXavior
      @AjaxXavior Před 15 dny +18

      @@pixlloit’s the next plot of the Hermatrix

  • @ethanfulton4395
    @ethanfulton4395 Před 15 dny +521

    You know the laughing wolf meme? That's X, Zed and Cleo as the wolves of wool street.

    • @crunchevo8974
      @crunchevo8974 Před 15 dny +29

      Oh my god it literally is, now i totally need to see some fanart of that 😂 it would be criminal not to

    • @AjaxXavior
      @AjaxXavior Před 15 dny +8

      I can’t unsee it now someone needs to make that meme

    • @ratlinggull2223
      @ratlinggull2223 Před 15 dny +1

      That's three letters of the bottom row. We need a V next.

    • @piece26047
      @piece26047 Před 15 dny +2

      @@ratlinggull2223perhaps a certain beef?

    • @spooked_glitch
      @spooked_glitch Před 15 dny

      Yes, but which of them is Moon Moon? (if you know, you know) lol

  • @ofripalti5220
    @ofripalti5220 Před 15 dny +358

    I love how the wolf mask is on the right height only for X

    • @gaelonhays1712
      @gaelonhays1712 Před 15 dny +7

      Has it been the right height for _anyone_ else? I've only seen Zed and Cleo, but it's been almost painful.

    • @PJOZeus
      @PJOZeus Před 14 dny +3

      How many people on the server would it even be right for?
      Is it *only* X?

    • @ofripalti5220
      @ofripalti5220 Před 14 dny +1

      @@PJOZeus No, it's for everyone on the wool collective

    • @voidpossums
      @voidpossums Před 14 dny

      ⁠@@ofripalti5220that’s not what they meant, they were wondering if the mask would actually fit right on anyone besides x on the server. Not just in the wool collective

    • @zianabanana
      @zianabanana Před 13 dny +1

      the only other hermits that itd fit on are xb, beef, tango, mumbo, and kinda keralis i believe

  • @iluvgeese8114
    @iluvgeese8114 Před 15 dny +73

    20:20 "Xisuma take your pants off." - Scar

  • @guidingkeyblade7834
    @guidingkeyblade7834 Před 15 dny +90

    I have an awesome prank idea against Scar! Go and rescue his dolphins, and then leave a sign that says "So long, and thanks for all the fish."

    • @trixiebewitched
      @trixiebewitched Před 15 dny +5

      Hitchhiker him 🤣💀

    • @gaelonhays1712
      @gaelonhays1712 Před 15 dny +5

      The second-smartest species on the planet has left, and now we, in third place, must determine what course of action to take.

  • @Mkharis257
    @Mkharis257 Před 15 dny +184

    That Cleo's 2nd howl was amazing I actually clapped my hands.

    • @OrigamiMarie
      @OrigamiMarie Před 15 dny +42

      X spends an hour getting just the right howl. Cleo nails it on her first real attempt. Clearly Cleo has speed run through all the stages of being a wolf, straight to "over it" 😆

    • @saruwatarisa
      @saruwatarisa Před 15 dny +2

      IKR it was so gooood >o

    • @timwoods2852
      @timwoods2852 Před 15 dny +7

      ​@@OrigamiMarieShe was a teacher, so she's probably done something similar at least once.

  • @crunchevo8974
    @crunchevo8974 Před 15 dny +25

    Cleo really said "Awo 😐"

  • @Aetherion_
    @Aetherion_ Před 15 dny +31

    Pearl would be an excellent addition to the wolves of wall street, she's already silently claimed her wool shop and has an affinity for wolves (just ask her about Tilly or Milly or Matchbox or Mailbox)

  • @NightcoreBrawler
    @NightcoreBrawler Před 15 dny +109

    Having Cleo straight up as "Awoo" in A Negative tone is really interesting... Makes me think the others should also get one

  • @DoughnutDragon
    @DoughnutDragon Před 15 dny +72

    10:09
    "it's an annoyed wolf"
    That's exactly why it fits though lol

  • @edtuckerartist
    @edtuckerartist Před 15 dny +23

    Scars "take your pants off a moment" needs to be a horn!

    • @It-b-Blair
      @It-b-Blair Před 15 dny +2

      Play that followed by “look at my butt” 😂😂😂

  • @ToobasusNotQfThisWorld
    @ToobasusNotQfThisWorld Před 15 dny +18

    You werent the only one fooled by the "pearl horn" Xisuma, I actually second guessed myself multiple times during that clip 😂

  • @andreaspauls2472
    @andreaspauls2472 Před 15 dny +13

    "oh yeah, thats how he killed the last 3"
    I love how casual. She said that

  • @MrShadowswrath
    @MrShadowswrath Před 15 dny +39

    the way pearl said "i'm a horn, i'm not in scar's base" had some real "i'm merobiba" energy

  • @lasercraft32
    @lasercraft32 Před 15 dny +22

    12:16 Well, now these NEED to become horns. Nobody will ever trust Pearl's voice again!

  • @robling1937
    @robling1937 Před 15 dny +86

    Wow, i'm impressed with pearl and scar putting their brain's together for the dolphin move. Super innovative!

    • @muffinman3052
      @muffinman3052 Před 15 dny +5

      The Pearl x Scar x Xisuma collab was the one we never knew we needed

    • @GSBarlev
      @GSBarlev Před 15 dny +1

      I'm actually super concerned about those dolphins. Unless it's been fixed, there's a AI bug where if you're a certain distance away, the chunk stays loaded but their AI turns off-so because they need air, they'll suffucate if they're not in a bubble stream.
      This is why hyperspeed tunnels use minecarts and magma blocks rather than just enclosures with air at the top.

  • @silvi9094
    @silvi9094 Před 15 dny +39

    Bdoubs and impulse have a wool permit each. Maybe it's time for a Hermit-Newspaper or a Black board (in the shopping district) for announcements and questions like "looking for wooly permit-people to become wolves".

  • @Ratchet_effect
    @Ratchet_effect Před 15 dny +37

    Scar: Xisuma take your pants of real quick - Xisuma: Do what? They surely got to be added to the Horns shop right? 😁👍

  • @ClareBearCB
    @ClareBearCB Před 15 dny +26

    Tango has light blue wool, skizz has green wool and impulse has brown wool.
    Bdubs has purple, can't remember if you have talked to him yet.

  • @AvenRox
    @AvenRox Před 15 dny +5

    The dolphins, flying through the sky: "So long, and thanks for all the fish!"

  • @rowanhensley3615
    @rowanhensley3615 Před 15 dny +4

    "That's Joe Hills, but this is a cliff. Go away" 8:55

  • @AlexphoenixWing
    @AlexphoenixWing Před 15 dny +24

    Red Wool - ZombieCleo - Wolfed
    orange/Light Gray - StressMonster -Wolfed
    Yellow/Pink - Zedaph -W
    Lime/Gray - Xisuma - W
    Green - Skizzle
    Cyan/Black - Xb
    Light Blue - Tango
    Blue - iJevin
    Purple - BDubs
    Magenta - Pearl
    Brown - Impulse
    White - JoeHills - W
    If I kept it up correctly?

  • @kestrelgaming554
    @kestrelgaming554 Před 15 dny +31

    No one knows if it a horn or a really Hermit anymore 🤔
    And now you can put sound on player heads too. Crazy times.
    Scar got me with" take your pants off" 😂

  • @eeadyn7695
    @eeadyn7695 Před 15 dny +8

    I can't believe ya got Cleo to howl

  • @Van-dq4sw
    @Van-dq4sw Před 15 dny +8

    I'm so glad that Cleo recorded both of the howls. I wouldn't want to have to choose which one.

  • @Newrad1990
    @Newrad1990 Před 15 dny +4

    cleo's complete disillusionment at making a howl on the spot HAHAHAHAHA

  • @HeartGamer26
    @HeartGamer26 Před 15 dny +37

    Woke up to some bad news so a new video of Xisuma's is exactly what I needed.

    • @ethanfulton4395
      @ethanfulton4395 Před 15 dny +9

      Hope everything turns out okay for you, keep looking up

    • @HeartGamer26
      @HeartGamer26 Před 15 dny

      @@ethanfulton4395 Thanks

    • @mkks4559
      @mkks4559 Před 15 dny +1

      Hope everything's alright!

  • @ctnc6059
    @ctnc6059 Před 15 dny +5

    I love Cleo's enthusiasm about having to make a horn. She has the best awoo.
    She also has the second best awoo.

  • @Dave-cg9li
    @Dave-cg9li Před 15 dny +36

    Oh no, as soon as I saw X covering the dolphins, it was clear they were gonna die if they don't touch the water columns for long enough 😂
    But they will die anyway because of the chunk loading issues. I just found a datapack on planet Minecraft that should fix it, called "Dolphins cant die of drowning", you could try that 😄

    • @CookieDemonMC
      @CookieDemonMC Před 15 dny

      I just posted my first survival series let me know if you like it, appreciate it!

    • @JakeWolven
      @JakeWolven Před 15 dny +4

      Dolphin mechanics are so dumb 😭

    • @GSBarlev
      @GSBarlev Před 15 dny

      I had the same realization, but it may be less of an issue with a densely populated area like Magic Mountains than it is with a hyperspeed highway.

    • @Dave-cg9li
      @Dave-cg9li Před 14 dny +1

      @@GSBarlev Yeah, but it's just a matter of time when they die. Mojang really needs to fix how mobs like dolphins behave in lazy chunks :/

  • @Subatomicfish
    @Subatomicfish Před 15 dny +3

    22:42 don’t forget you could set up a crafter to supply more shears automatically. It might not be worth the effort if it’s getting torn down soon anyway, but might be worth considering

  • @celticlion
    @celticlion Před 15 dny +2

    "Death by faceplant" 😂😂😂

  • @TheKrakenBubble
    @TheKrakenBubble Před 15 dny +2

    Seeing the moments with Cleo again after the stream had me dying of laughter all over again, it's the absolute best, keep up the great work and content, but don't forget to take care of yourself X!

  • @elliotgandersen
    @elliotgandersen Před 15 dny +3

    I’m loving the howling from everyone.

  • @wolfme4030
    @wolfme4030 Před 14 dny +1

    “Xisuma, take your pants off real quick, Xisuma.” Has got to be clipped for a horn 😂

  • @ltskai
    @ltskai Před 15 dny +3

    10:41
    That was such an (ex) teacher sigh lol

  • @statelyelms
    @statelyelms Před 15 dny +2

    I think having both is great! She did a fantastic powerful howl and also the most hilariously anticlimactic "awoo.", both will add to the collection in different great ways
    Imagine howling at someone to get them to join the collective and one of them, like "Awwwooooooooo!" "AWWOOOOOOO-" "awoo." "AWRUUUUUUUU"

  • @benjamindebo9283
    @benjamindebo9283 Před 15 dny +3

    Joe's Immigrant Song horn! All I can think is "Soft Joe Hills so green can whisper tales of gore"

    • @charlielewis3261
      @charlielewis3261 Před 11 dny +1

      Thanks, I couldn't remember the name of the song Joe's howl reminded me of.

  • @timwoods2852
    @timwoods2852 Před 15 dny +2

    I love how your myth buster/snapshot side came out during the dolphin segment.

  • @Kettch17
    @Kettch17 Před 15 dny +2

    Her second howl surprised me, I loved it. But you should totally make a second horn and put that exasperated sigh on it as well lol

  • @lasercraft32
    @lasercraft32 Před 15 dny +5

    Mojang seriously needs to fix Dolphins... Its ridiculous that they can suffocate because their AI stops when you're far away. If their AI is paused, so should their breathing timers.

  • @Xigzagamer
    @Xigzagamer Před 15 dny +5

    12:16 ... Xisuma, if the "recording" addresses you by name and contextually responds to what you say, it isn't a recording... That feels like a moment straight out of a classic Saturday morning cartoon. Like someone was following you with a bush disguise and you had to double check the fact that the "bush" was following you.

    • @GSBarlev
      @GSBarlev Před 15 dny

      Soup Group S09 voicemail system.
      Just saying.

  • @dallonrobbins5078
    @dallonrobbins5078 Před 15 dny +9

    The wolf horns are the best worst thing ever to happen

  • @yoavshati
    @yoavshati Před 15 dny +3

    22:41 You can also just have a hopper with iron feeding a crafter that makes shears

  • @LombaxPieboy16
    @LombaxPieboy16 Před 15 dny +4

    Flying dolphins, eh? Sounds like you may need a Dolphin Railgun X...

    • @LombaxPieboy16
      @LombaxPieboy16 Před 15 dny +1

      Note* you'll fly, not the dolphins, but still. Genuinely the most efficient form of flight imo

  • @bear818
    @bear818 Před 15 dny +8

    Streamer brain was active at 13:50 XD

  • @55mase76
    @55mase76 Před 12 dny +1

    You can use a soul sand floor, so that the dolfin has water and air, but you should hold the dolfin under the water level with a lead attached to a post

  • @tigerlily6968
    @tigerlily6968 Před 15 dny +2

    Cleo howling was amazing

  • @lostboykaleido675
    @lostboykaleido675 Před 15 dny +18

    that long dramatic cleo sigh needs to be a horn lol

  • @aarondodge6624
    @aarondodge6624 Před 15 dny +3

    For your wither rose farm, it might be worth it to put unbreaking on the shears. It would probably be a lot of books, but it might drastically lower the number of shears you burn through.

  • @daninjamonkey1
    @daninjamonkey1 Před 15 dny +4

    you can use a crafter and iron to keep the shears stocked up with minimal input

  • @alyssarichards2939
    @alyssarichards2939 Před 15 dny +1

    Absolutely no other hermit is as organized as X. Every box labelled and coloured accordingly it’s amazing

  • @thegameplayer125
    @thegameplayer125 Před 15 dny +1

    you gotta love how nearly everybody is excited about the wolf of wool street and then we have cleo who is thinking just how stupid it is.

  • @alysoffoxdale
    @alysoffoxdale Před 15 dny +1

    Cleo's "uninspired and annoyed" _awoo_ sure did sound a lot like cOW! 😂

  • @orcapodstudio-retronaut
    @orcapodstudio-retronaut Před 15 dny +68

    Do you still play doom?

  • @vee24
    @vee24 Před 9 dny

    I'm finding all the howling to be unexpectedly amusing. Had a proper chuckle.

  • @ritasonka330
    @ritasonka330 Před 13 dny +1

    You can enchant shears with unbreaking 3 in an anvil. That might help your shear issue if you have access to an unbreaking villager!

  • @karactr8361
    @karactr8361 Před 15 dny +4

    Cleo in the wolf head gives such Cylon vibes it's surprising.

    • @GSBarlev
      @GSBarlev Před 15 dny +1

      It's funny-on stream, that was my thought as well, but in X's video, now I just see the "done with you" / "about to sneeze" wolf glare.

  • @allcownoboy
    @allcownoboy Před 15 dny +1

    Instead of a chest of shears for the wither rose farm, it might be more efficient to have a chest full of iron above a crafter, which feeds in newly crafted shears to the dispenser.

  • @Gnif57
    @Gnif57 Před 15 dny +8

    Perfect lady wolf howl

  • @AmorphousPrimordia
    @AmorphousPrimordia Před 15 dny +4

    I think it's really funny how poorly all the woolf helmets fit

  • @Matty12787
    @Matty12787 Před 14 dny

    Cub needs that clip of scar saying "Xisuma, take your pants off real quick" and the "Say what!"

  • @TheRyepoog
    @TheRyepoog Před 15 dny

    the horn making has cursed us all. cough* 16:58 I'll see myself out

  • @canadianavenger
    @canadianavenger Před 15 dny

    Interesting variation on the snow golem/wither rose farm... instead of bringing and crafting shears, use a crafter to make them on demand, a shulker of iron ingots as input should last you a good while. I did something similar in my version. For collection, I used 2 separate tracks, and ran 2 carts in parallel, but used the fast unloader, like you did, at both ends of the loop, for increased collection rate. I did make a larger array of filters (8 in total) to catch and craft all the snowballs into blocks. The blocks are then passed to a shulker loader for storage. The roses, nether star and any heads end up in the leftovers chest for easy collection. I also have one additional filter pulling from the collection chest, to suck out any snowballs that manage to make it through, and feed them back to the main collection system. I didn't go as far as you to have the snow blocks fed to me for continuous AFK, instead I run batches of 64 and then restock, which is plenty fast/easy enough for my needs.

  • @corporalcuddles
    @corporalcuddles Před 15 dny +2

    Make an automatic shear crafter. With just a few stacks of iron you can have a huge supply.

  • @twangerrrrrr
    @twangerrrrrr Před 14 dny +1

    19:56 xisuma caufht lacking swearing live on stream 😂

  • @mjean6762
    @mjean6762 Před 15 dny

    Never being sure if you are hearing a horn is product of the chat thinking EVERYTHING needs to be a horn now!

  • @ryanbradford1157
    @ryanbradford1157 Před 15 dny

    Scar saying "take your pants off" should def be a horn

  • @GSBarlev
    @GSBarlev Před 15 dny

    X, your Wither rose farm explanation is so helpful. I added an autocrater to my collection system a few months back, and yeah-the hopper bottleneck is real, meaning I was constantly running out of snow to craft new golems.
    I never would have thought of breaking and recycling the hopper minecart-that plus the item stream should fix all my problems.
    Thank you for being such a wonderful communicator of these concepts.

  • @statelyelms
    @statelyelms Před 15 dny

    The chase cam of Scar transporting dolphins is literally so freaking cool, it feels like something you'd see in a fantasy world!

  • @ImminDragon
    @ImminDragon Před 15 dny

    Wolf-Cleo doesn't look "done with this", Wolf-Cleo looks just very sleepy.

  • @luitmeinen1902
    @luitmeinen1902 Před 14 dny

    22:39 you don't need multiple double chests of sheers, auto crafting them would be easier. You can store 64 in the crafter alone. Add a hopper on to the side, filled with iron and you can store a total of 3.5 stacks of sheers:) bonus: you don't have to craft them yourself

  • @JustinSpiritWolf
    @JustinSpiritWolf Před 5 dny

    Finally getting caught up with Hermitcraft episodes, so I am a bit behind and don't know if anyone has suggested this. To save space, maybe set up an auto crafter for the shears at the Wither rose farm.

  • @ElvieBluebell
    @ElvieBluebell Před 15 dny

    The wolf howls are the cutes thing ever!

  • @qocket
    @qocket Před 14 dny +1

    I give the dolphins a day at the most.

  • @toldjacat
    @toldjacat Před 15 dny +5

    I've been to a wolf refuge where they have the guests lead a howl. They truly all sound different. I have a video where one of the wolves just sounded so bored, lol. The whole park is howling enthusiastically, and as it's tapering off, we get the quietest woo~ I've ever heard. So funny.

  • @mapwheel00
    @mapwheel00 Před 15 dny

    Cleo's howl sounds more like a coyote than a wolf.

  • @AkiSan0
    @AkiSan0 Před 15 dny +1

    Shulker with iron blocks -> hopper -> crafter (ingots) -> crafter (shears) -> infinite shears (practically)

  • @thedimensionalcat
    @thedimensionalcat Před 15 dny

    The annoyed howl it’s the best 😂💀

  • @pandasarecute4737
    @pandasarecute4737 Před 15 dny +1

    To store more shears in the farm, you can use an auto crafter and just store a bunch of iron

  • @Arthur_TheFishingVillageEngine

    I remember from Grain research of dolphin from last season
    When dolphin got out of a certain distance it will stop moving, but it air meter is still running causing the dolphin eventually drown and died
    The only way to keep it survive is to alway put it in a bubble column

  • @michaelpereira147
    @michaelpereira147 Před 15 dny

    That "take your pants off" needs to be clipped by Cub

  • @FarmandSMC
    @FarmandSMC Před 15 dny +1

    About the shears depleting: you could have blocks of iron being converted to ingots and then shears

  • @lukeburris1011
    @lukeburris1011 Před 15 dny +1

    A double chest of wither roses from a poorly optimized system seems pretty sick still! Hope to see it at peak performance.

  • @channelknightfadran7901
    @channelknightfadran7901 Před 15 dny +1

    11:46 to 11:58
    Cubfan; all yours

  • @brujosol
    @brujosol Před 14 dny

    "Annoyed wolf" is very on brand for Cleo

  • @darkdragoness5
    @darkdragoness5 Před 13 dny

    You got XB, Impulse, Skizz and Tango left for your wool collective I'm pretty sure.
    Also the different expressions the wolf mask gives the different Hermits reminds me of the Japanese rock band Man With a Mission (who wear unique and expressive wolf masks as part of their thing)

  • @PureAsbestos
    @PureAsbestos Před 15 dny +1

    22:36 perhaps consider storing your shears as iron blocks and autocrafting them 🤔

  • @Luigi12267
    @Luigi12267 Před 15 dny

    Awesome episode! Loving all the awoos! Can’t wait to see Will Streets construction! Keep up the awesome work! Have a fantastic day! See you later!

  • @Killakill-tr1pn
    @Killakill-tr1pn Před 15 dny

    We all know that scars “Xusima take your pants off” is gonna be on a horn next

  • @Missmori
    @Missmori Před 15 dny

    cleo had the best howl ever. both of them.

  • @charonwave
    @charonwave Před 15 dny +1

    To carve the pumpkins, instead of the shulker/chests filled with sheers use a crafter and feed it a chest of iron bars!

  • @DugHeitz
    @DugHeitz Před 13 dny

    Another direction you could deal with Scar and the terracotta permits would be to have ALL of you trade your permits to Scar for half profit. Scar will have to gather all that terracotta himself, so offer him terracotta for favors to save him some time.

  • @Dalenthas
    @Dalenthas Před 15 dny +1

    Instead of storing shears you could set up a crafter to refill the dispenser and just have a shulker full of iron ingots. Two stacks of ingots is 64 shears, almost triple what fits in a double chest.

  • @axelblake8234
    @axelblake8234 Před 15 dny +2

    Didn’t they figure out in 9 that dolphins in unloaded chunks stop moving and die?

  • @Lunarroni
    @Lunarroni Před 15 dny

    The whole time I was thinking of getting Zedaph's help with flying animals

  • @Verygoodfeel01
    @Verygoodfeel01 Před 15 dny +1

    That dive Scar did with the dolphin looks so hard to do

  • @Tony-op6xf
    @Tony-op6xf Před 11 dny

    I hope what you are doing gets adopted by others. It be awesome to see other configurations in more regions.

  • @simic0racle157
    @simic0racle157 Před 15 dny +2

    autocraft the shears so you can store iron blocks instead. 1 stack of blocks is equilivant to 10 2/3 chests of shears.

  • @TheStaffmaster
    @TheStaffmaster Před 11 dny

    Trying to catch up to your vids (everyone really) and I just want to hook you up with a great joke to tell the next time you need to lay one on your friends:
    In Medieval Times, The King hates alliterative humor and so a Dad is arrested for making terrible coin based puns. These things are so bad that the Judge/Magistrate finds him guilty and sentances him to execution. Before the sentance is carried out, the executioner asks if the doomed father has any last words, and so the dad goes:
    "PLEASE, DON'T DRAW AND QUARTER ME! *I CAN CHANGE!!!*"