Ace Ventura - The Funniest Lines...
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- čas přidán 5. 12. 2008
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Ace Ventura is a character legend by Jim Carrey:D, so I wanted to make a tribute to him by showing you what I think is his funniest lines/quotes, so i hope you enjoy the video and agree with me on the scenes:D - Komedie
"Man I'm tired of being right" 😂😂
This video SHOULD contain the whole movie.. lol
"That's why Rodger Pedacter is dead! he found CAPTAIN WINKY!!"
This line is missing 😂
“How would you like me to make your life a living hell?” “Well, I’m not really ready for a relationship Lois, but thank you for asking”
Marty McFly mgtow right there xD
The first time I watched it I thought he was going to say marriage.
The first time I watched it I thought he was going to say marriage.
Yes, that was what they said. Now that we've stated the obvious, can we comment something original?
my best pick too. right after holy testicle tuesday lol
'Hey, maybe I'll give you a call sometime. Your number still 911? Alrighty then.'
Ace : " HI ! I'm looking for Ray Finkle !"
Finkle's Dad : *points shotgun out the door*
Ace : "And a clean pair of shorts !"
? dont get it
@@zucky7350 same lmao this is from so long ago
Clean pair of shorts bcuz he shit his pants when he seen the shotgun
this comment was ahead if its time..
Finkle's Dad: what do you know about ray finkle ?!?!
Jim Carrey: the only man on the planet who can wear a Hawaiian shirt with dress pants and own it! ❤️
Indeed LOL
When I was in a store I came across a pair of pants that looked EXACTLY like Ace's I turned to my grandma and said, looks like Ace finally grew out of his pants 😂
Wrong... i look pretty damn good in that combo ;)
@Knife! Just because you weren’t cool with them doesn’t mean no one else was 😂
He said he based the character on a human bird - hence the Hawaiian shirt and the hairdo.
Jim Carrey is the pinnacle of how far a human can go in comedy! Genius
Was. He's not that funny these days.
"I just can't do it captain! I don't have the power!" : D
"Dammit jim, I'm a doctor, not a POOLMAN!" LMFAO
"Three times? I'm sorry, that's never happened to me before. I must be tired" Just about fuckin died.
Jim Carey was my idol growing up
He was so damned funny!
Holy Testicle Tuesday!!
I can feel it.....IN MY NECK!!!!
Michael Devers 5
This guy would be impossible to act with. It would literally take me a few takes to not laugh. “Holy testicle Tuesday!” 😂😂😂😂😂
Jim carrey Makes me laugh so much :D
You look a bit like Eichorn :)
yes Satan.....oh sorry I thought you were someone else xD
@Ralph Jim Carrey said it that's why
7:34 is the best...when I first saw it when the movie came out I was dying!
"Stuff probably looks better on the way out, huh?" 😂😂😂
The guy with the rubber glove was surprising gentle.
Peanuts?
Yes, I have one right here. It's quite bulky, but I consider it carry-on
"Guns on my hip....ohhhh godddd."
Missing
"I'm in physcoville and Finkle's the mayor!" and "Gun was digging into my hip.......GOD!!!!"
You're a genius comedian with the purest heart, Jim!!!!
12 years since it was put on CZcams and still hilarious
4:05 i swear Jim just did that for shits and giggles and they were like 'just keep that in' too good.
“Is it number one or number two? I just wanna know how much time I have”.
basically-- the entire movie. Classic! :-D
I guess his one of among comedian that can make me laugh and smile purely from my heart without any pretend 😂🤣
"Your request is not unlike your lower intestine, stinky and loaded with danger" lmao
Best actor ever. You can’t change my mind
I was really hoping for Cable Guy 2, after seeing the super bowl commercial, it can totally work
"Hi, I'm looking for Ray Finkel......and a clean pair of shorts"
8:02 he had to have rung his bell pretty hard on that take 🤣
I was just...practicing my mantraaaa...
I'm looking for Ray Finkle.
*Shotgun points at Ace*
And a clean pair of shorts.
every time XD
So you have S҉T҉Y҉L҉I҉S҉H҉ T҉E҉X҉T҉?because thats how evryone uses specual effects on their words
guano bowls - collect the whole set!
"Lovely party... pity I wasn't invited."
"holy testicle tuesday" HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I JUST DIED!
To express my feelings of the above actor, I must paraphrase one of his quotes.
Ahem...DAMN HE'S GOOD!!!
AAAAAAALLRIGHTYY THEN!!!!!! *Snap* *Fart*. Best part!!!! XDDD
Man. I had this on VHS as a kid. I feel old....
"Do I have something in my teeth?"
I use this quote often
Hahah
Lois: "Listen pet dick, how would you like me to make your life a living hell?"
Ace: "Well, I'm not really ready for a relationship right now Lois...but thank you for asking." X'D That was mah fav! Win x3
Le-who-ze-her. I still say that while driving lol
😀I know this is a late response but that word was my fav line that Carrey said!
7:35 my dogs when I try to kiss them
Like a glove...DAMN
2:12 one of the best moments😂😂😂
"Only this. AAAAAAHHHHHHH....AAAAAAHHHHH !!!
Great selection, although a couple of my favourites were missing, such as "What's all this pet food for?" "Fibre" And "I've come to confess I was the second gunman on the Grassy Knoll".
"My! arent i the popular one..."
Beside the point, the ton loc song "ace is in the house " was badass. I can't pick a favorite quote, too many to pick from. The whole duo of movies is funny. My cousin Garrett and me routinely go rolling down the fairway, drinking beer and singing " chitty, chitty bang, bang, hi-ho, I love you" as the golf cart slides sideways
Courtney Cox is really beautiful. 😊😚♥️💍
So is Sean Young, damn
1:24 Best burn of all time.
The singing alrighty is the most hilarious scene in the movie! 🤣
B-e-a-utiful... I just can't do it captain I don't have the power
The Ace Ventura movies were the best. We will never see a comedian like Jim again, a true genius..should of won so many awards but hollywood didn’t appreciate him!
You forgot about the Slinky part :'(
I know it's your video and all but that was my favorite part of both films.
*As the Slinky goes down the stairs.* Ventura: "Isn't this incredible!" "It's going to be some kind of a record!" "Everyone loves a Slinky, you got to get a Slinky, Slinky." "Go Slinky Go!" *Doesn't touch the last stair*
Ventura: "Ohhhhhh man, Can you believe it!?!" "It was right there!"
Best Scene Ever :)
7:20 How is that actor not laughing at this? That is a professional.
0:46 has me dying😂
bro you skipped soooo many other good parts
shizzle240 Like the whole film
4:34-4:57 Gets me everytime!! 😂😂😂
the drumming part.. omg!!
yeah he's hilarious in every scene:)
Awww. when he said "DO NOT. GO IN THERE. WHEEEEEEEEEEW." You should have added the part where he squishes the water out of his pocket XD
3:45 Oh my god it's Amy from Amy's Baking Company!
"In this case, the killer saw the size of the bug's DICK, and became extremely jealous. Then I'd lose 30 pounds... PARKING HIS WIFE!"
ROFLMAO! XD
I don’t think I’ve ever laughed harder in my life.
This comment is now vintage
He's probably dead by now, salute!
9 years is a long time, it's a decade old comment, let that sink in for a second....
lmao at the end when he smacks his face! i couldnt stop laughing
To finish the Slinky Scene because I ran out of characters:
Ventura to Greenwall: "Can I do it one more time?" Greenwall: "Please forgive me sir, but if we don't hurry now we might miss the plane." Ventura: "Of course, how selfish of me." "Lets do all the things that YOU want to do!"
I laughed so much at this movie when I was a kid.
The best of funny actor
When he pretends to slip off the ledge when hes at the party 🤣🤣 how didnt you show that!!
"Martha Matts... ohhh yea, the BITCH!" LOL
Einhorn is Finkle, Finkle is Einhorn... Einhorn is a man!!!!! OH MY GOD, EINHORN IS A MAN!!!!!
[The Crying Game Song Starts playing] [Plunger to the face]
[Naked Man Crying in the Bathtub]
END SCENE.
that face when you realise that that "satan at beginning was on breaking bad hector salamanca.
Worse than satan hahaha
shawshank redemption that made me laugh real hard XD
Guano bowls. Collect the whole set! :D
You missed “I came to confess, I was the second gunman on the grassy knoll”
By far the most epic headdesk....er....headbench in this case.
This is pure 90s humor
i... GOT TO MISTER!!!!
i can feel it... i can feel it like its... RIGHT IN MY NECK!!! RUUUUNNNNN!!!!!
Gigglez XD
thanks man! I did a lot of editing in this so I'm glad you commented:)
Replay Button! Haha I love Jim Carrey!
🤣🤣🤣hilarious. The monopoly man
2:44 HAHA, lol. Good question.
8:02 ---- You're WELCOME
Where was,
"It's kinda hot in these rhinos"?
Could have made a great Deadpool in his prime
The 007 bit is one of the best comedy scenes
1:16 1:17 1:18 1:19
Ace Ventura: Excuse Me I’d Like To Ask You Some Questions
"I'd like to ASS you a few questions!"
"BLLLLLL HALF TIME!"
Einhorn: "How would you like it if I made your life a living hell?"
Ace: "Well I'm not ready for a relationship yet, Lois" - Bhahhahahahahahahahah. I gotta remember that one for my boss.
so funny :)
this is a great video of all ace's funniest lines and clips
7:34 LMFAO BITES HIS FACE
- "Holy testical tuesday!"
- "How would you like me to make your life a living hell?"
-"Well, I'm not really ready for a relationship Lois, but thank you for asking"
Haha, lätt bäst :D
7:00
thats gold
On one level this is WAY over the top. On another level... hilarious.
LUV THESE FILMS! Jim Carrey is a comedic genius! I CANT WAIT FOR Dumb & Dumber 2! =)
CAPTAIN WINKIE!!!!
"I can feel it..... I can feel it like its right... In my NECK RUUUUN