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    The third episode of Disney’s The Acolyte is an embarrassment to the entire franchise, though the same could be said for so much Star Wars these days outside of Andor and the first two seasons of The Mandalorian.
    I want to ask Disney the same question: What have you done?
    This entire episode is a bad joke. We learn that Mae and Osha lived with their mothers in a society of witches, all of whom are female. It appears they were conceived using the Force. Or something. Force-using witches are also apparently frowned upon in this galaxy. They call the Force, the Thread. I’m getting Dark Side vibes here, though I’m also getting the sense that this show will try to be all edgy and make the Jedi out to be the bad guys. Which we’ve seen play out about half a dozen times at this point.
    What a disaster.
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  • @hexenhammer483
    @hexenhammer483 Před měsícem +241

    When your witch coven is shunned by billions of planets, and 20 million alien races, its you problem, not a them problem.

    • @MrDecelles
      @MrDecelles Před měsícem +12

      Especially when you have a hutt empire. They are not very difficult.

    • @brsubwayfc
      @brsubwayfc Před měsícem +7

      There are several groups irl today that fit into this same mold. Some historically so.

    • @laffing_hwhitee
      @laffing_hwhitee Před měsícem +1

      That literally incapsulates the sexually deviant population and It's insistence for the world to "conform to them"

    • @stephenmarshall8367
      @stephenmarshall8367 Před měsícem +6

      Where's the Death Star when you need it???

    • @Ballerboithaone1
      @Ballerboithaone1 Před měsícem +2

      They/them

  • @NostalgikOne
    @NostalgikOne Před měsícem +45

    It’s even more impressive that they burned $200 million to create a show 99% of people loathe.

    • @qubex
      @qubex Před měsícem +1

      That kind of hatred doesn't come cheap.

  • @guidedmeditation2396
    @guidedmeditation2396 Před měsícem +33

    $200 million dollar bowel movement. That sums it up.

    • @jhammer4919
      @jhammer4919 Před měsícem

      Don’t forget Hedfucks face on toilet paper that works 😂😂😂😂🧻🧻🧻

  • @USMC_1991
    @USMC_1991 Před měsícem +24

    "Anakin blew up the Death Star. Oh, and George Washington defeated the Klingons."
    - Charlie Barnett

  • @crazyman8472
    @crazyman8472 Před měsícem +187

    Being one of Bob Iger’s sycophants means never having to say you’re sorry. 🤦‍♀️

    • @DefunctDisney
      @DefunctDisney Před měsícem +8

      Hey Bob, where's your fiduciary duty as Chief Excuse Officer! Huh.

    • @jonfreeman9682
      @jonfreeman9682 Před měsícem +3

      Sorry ain't gonna fix nudin.

    • @Bluepenguin28
      @Bluepenguin28 Před měsícem +2

      "Quality over quantity" thats the entire vocabulary of Bob Iger

    • @daynechastant
      @daynechastant Před měsícem +1

      ...no matter how much you might want to...

    • @ghostrecon6788
      @ghostrecon6788 Před měsícem

      She probably schedules starlets for Iger and his cronies to pass around in the board room.

  • @TheArthoron
    @TheArthoron Před měsícem +69

    Leslye Headlund should go away and never make "entertainment" ever again. And take Kathleen Kennedy with her.

    • @superomegaprimemk2
      @superomegaprimemk2 Před měsícem

      Along with the rest of the like-minded morons working for them, they should start their own production company, and you can bet the first project would be the last !!

    • @waynegriffith9124
      @waynegriffith9124 Před měsícem +6

      She should be in jail with Harvey. His pa and never saw a thing....

    • @CaptainReedo40
      @CaptainReedo40 Před měsícem +1

      To a desert island.

    • @MSgt5J071
      @MSgt5J071 Před měsícem

      Can we add Dave Filoni and Kevin Feige to this list?

    • @tygamasta1720
      @tygamasta1720 Před měsícem

      Can we just say Disney as a whole should go away and stop making entertainment at this point? Because that cancer has rooted itself in the entirety of that company.

  • @John_Krone
    @John_Krone Před měsícem +53

    Disney should withdraw the Acolyte .... and destroy and evidence it existed.

    • @Fleshbag453
      @Fleshbag453 Před měsícem

      Just like Atari tried to do with all the copies of the ET game, just dump it all in a landfill

    • @Hiccuple
      @Hiccuple Před měsícem +2

      Series cancelation mid season was a thing on tv and networks. They should totally pull this from airing. I've seen enough. There's no need to watch anymore.

    • @scottkirby5016
      @scottkirby5016 Před měsícem +3

      If they can hide the holiday special they can hide this!

    • @hollywoodpineapple8337
      @hollywoodpineapple8337 Před měsícem +1

      It can become like that Sinbad genie movie...that apparently never existed.

    • @zulufucxs1373
      @zulufucxs1373 Před měsícem

      They won’t do it, ever. The 1% of the people who like it will blast them oblivion saying they’re bigots and sexist and homophobes and shit so no they’ll run it while the ships sinking and on fire

  • @bsharp3281
    @bsharp3281 Před měsícem +15

    Disney thinks they can buy an IP - essentially buying a "story" - then surgically change the themes of the story to support a new story, then claim it's still the same story. They thought buying an IP would somehow make blockbusters a synch.
    Remember how "Aliens" was a great sequel to visionary filmmaker Ridley Scott's "Alien"? Aliens came from a time when great sequels were almost unheard of. But it wasn't made by a corporation with data sheets and executives with delusions of artistic vision; it was made by an equally great visionary auteur, James Cameron.
    It doesn't matter how much data you gather over time, fellas, executives, etc, will never have vision EVER.

  • @lewieanderson6579
    @lewieanderson6579 Před měsícem +22

    I hope disney goes bankrupt whether it's now or a decade from now.

  • @brainflash1
    @brainflash1 Před měsícem +176

    Velma: In Space.

  • @Soulfire252
    @Soulfire252 Před měsícem +147

    What really kills me is that these people think we are angry because of the fact that they are lesbians or gays. Or what have you in the movie? That's not it. They don't get it. It's the fact that you're destroying something that we cared about. That's what we're angry about. The rest is just BS

    • @dariusthegreat3097
      @dariusthegreat3097 Před měsícem +26

      Honestly they know. There's no way of them getting that many dislikes on their page and numerous polls showing fans are tired of Disney's politics. They are just playing the game, that's all.

    • @marhawkman303
      @marhawkman303 Před měsícem +22

      @@dariusthegreat3097 Yeah this is intentionally antagonizing people.

    • @AnoneemusNoename
      @AnoneemusNoename Před měsícem +1

      Cultural marxism. To paraphrase and condense Yuri Bezmenov's excellent explanation in his "The Four Stages of Ideological Subversion" interview in 1984 (

    • @yourpalanon8182
      @yourpalanon8182 Před měsícem

      Yeah Script Doc and Midnights Edge insist they aren’t intentionally setting out to lose money. I disagree. I think they are engaged in a demoralization campaign. They are destroying our modern myths. They are also making evil good, good evil and Degeneracy is normal.

    • @airdiggity
      @airdiggity Před měsícem +16

      Even if everyone was straight & had no dei, its still is horrible. Horrible story, horrible costumes, horrible acting, horrible effects & looks like a low budget film from the 60s. The space lesbians, lesbian space witches & dei is just the small poop cherry on top of this disaster.

  • @scapgoat
    @scapgoat Před měsícem +17

    if disney thinks fan outrage is the worst thing that could happen, wait until they realize how many starwars fans have walked away and no longer care. no more money for disney

    • @JohnlivesontheIsleofMannow
      @JohnlivesontheIsleofMannow Před měsícem

      💯 bought it for 4 billion and have lost I don’t know how many millions since and this at 180 million 😂😂 get the Ray film out and finish Darth KK for once and for all 😂😂

  • @echoesofmalachor3700
    @echoesofmalachor3700 Před měsícem +54

    It was enough for me to walk out when Rey went from thinking Luke was a myth to wielding Jedi mind trick within a day or two. This is so far beyond my wildest imagination a decade ago. We now have labia friction force conceiving babies. Holy f¥ck.

    • @jimluebke3869
      @jimluebke3869 Před měsícem +2

      Darth Maul's species has horns even as children.
      You're telling me that species _gives birth_ and doesn't, like, hatch from eggs or something?

  • @RazielNightfall
    @RazielNightfall Před měsícem +27

    If the force makes them pregnant, does it have to pay support?
    If the force makes them pregnant, does that mean the force is male after all?

    • @daviddiggens8841
      @daviddiggens8841 Před měsícem +3

      Ah ha! But now that it is the thread it can disappear on a trip for milk and cigarettes.
      No wonder one child became a murderous psychopath.
      No father in the home

    • @qui-gonrick7002
      @qui-gonrick7002 Před měsícem +6

      I guess the Force is actually toxic masculinity.

    • @RazielNightfall
      @RazielNightfall Před měsícem +2

      @@qui-gonrick7002 na the thread is what skipped out of town for the milk.

  • @theseamazingplaces
    @theseamazingplaces Před měsícem +26

    I saw Star Wars in the theater when I was 13 in 1977. I enjoyed them all up through The Last Jedi. Being an old man now, I understood how Luke was depicted in Ep 8. Like Obi Wan, Yoda, and Luke, us old guys all made mistakes along the way that make us want to withdraw. That being said, this new Star Wars is misguided garbage from people who are mentally ill and want to drag us into their sickness.

    • @MrCMaltese
      @MrCMaltese Před měsícem

      With all respect you are most likely no Yoda, Obi, or even Skywalker. I suspect you are part of the problem that made Disney go this far because you applauded the dawn fall of these heroes so you could feel liberated from guilt. The feminists have cut your balls off and instead of reclaiming them with renewed wisdom you look in apathy when boys are being mentally castrated through these so called SW shows and movies.

  • @seanyoung3864
    @seanyoung3864 Před měsícem +92

    What they've done here is actually criminal. They completely disregarded their fiduciary responsibility. I hope they get sued into oblivion.

    • @matthewschneider8075
      @matthewschneider8075 Před měsícem

      If Nelson Peltz hadn’t sold off his stock he might have been able to do that. I doubt any other investor would have made any meaningful change in the way the company operates until it has already lost them billions of dollars. Disney investors are stupid and aren’t capable of good decision making because they are all in on the ideology.

  • @SithScorp
    @SithScorp Před měsícem +11

    There needs to be SCORCHED EARTH at KENNEDYFILM!!! EVERYONE needs to be fired and every piece of filth it has produced needs to be deleted.
    Disney needs to beg George to come back to rehire and restructure the studio and restore LUCASFILM.

  • @brettrace
    @brettrace Před měsícem +14

    You see that emergency injection into disney stock as it dropped below $100? You can't tell me a sane investor set a buy order at this point in history, it was a last-ditch effort to keep it above $100

    • @jhammer4919
      @jhammer4919 Před měsícem +2

      Gotta love it ❤

    • @wbsouthton
      @wbsouthton Před měsícem +1

      Just a few diehards adding to the disaster they bought at $125/$150/$175.
      Buy puts around $85. Give it some time if can.

  • @PuissantPeacock
    @PuissantPeacock Před měsícem +10

    "Lesbian Headcase" made me snort! ROFL! My deep disappointment has turned to rage. I cancelled my Disney sub and sold my tickets to next year's Star Wars Fan Fest in Japan. It's time to peace out.

  • @ViperChief117
    @ViperChief117 Před měsícem +199

    I gave up on the Star Wars franchise after Obi Wan Kenobi and cancelled my Disney Plus account. This series has been trash since TLJ. Lol

    • @JonO387
      @JonO387 Před měsícem +9

      Everything after RotS is trash.

    • @qui-gonrick7002
      @qui-gonrick7002 Před měsícem +8

      I stuck around for Ahsoka, then canceled. I'm done.

    • @braxxian
      @braxxian Před měsícem +9

      Agreed. This isn’t the same Star Wars that George Lucas made. You have no obligation to watch or follow it in any level. Just ket it go.

    • @AnoneemusNoename
      @AnoneemusNoename Před měsícem +1

      @@JonO387 Sigh...

    • @sms17762000
      @sms17762000 Před měsícem +6

      Haven't watched anything star wars since TLJ.

  • @Jafar-dr6to
    @Jafar-dr6to Před měsícem +25

    KK just pulled off the timeless child from dr who😂 the majority of the fans was like nope I’m out

  • @bellissimo4520
    @bellissimo4520 Před měsícem +94

    None of the Disney execs will ever admit any fault whatsoever - if only for legal reasons. Admitting doing something wrong could open them up for lawsuits from pissed off investors and stockholders. They'll always keep blaming everyone else, especially the nebulous "toxic fans".

    • @XProjectHunterX
      @XProjectHunterX Před měsícem +8

      "It's everyone else's fall but mine" - the mentality of children and sociopaths. Bob iger and Lucasfilm employees just happen to be both unfortunately.

    • @superomegaprimemk2
      @superomegaprimemk2 Před měsícem

      They'll be forced to admit it when they are dragged to court as the share price collapses and the company revenue continues downwards because they are completely out of touch with reality and their customers, the parks are on the decline, a revamp of splash mountain, they cannot get that right without it breaking down, all the while a rival is going to open up a whole new park with the possibility of further expansion as all of the talent that Disney had, has been pushed out in favour of incompetent morons!!

  • @ericc2615
    @ericc2615 Před měsícem +122

    what amazes me is when the show destroyers say "it wasnt made for you", they are right. This show is made for the 3% of the population that reflects the "identity" of the director. Why would the producers spend this much money on a show that will only be enjoyed by the 3% of the fanbase?

    • @Tekkon123
      @Tekkon123 Před měsícem

      Maybe the fan base needs to grow up and lose their fragility.

    • @LucLightWolf121
      @LucLightWolf121 Před měsícem

      ​@@Tekkon123
      Maybe you need to go kick rocks. Just a thought.

    • @desmondjefferson2127
      @desmondjefferson2127 Před měsícem

      That 3% is watching Bridgerton, Barbie, and reality TV. So the audience of LGBTQ sci Fi fans doesn't exist, and def not in the numbers of the established fan base

    • @desmondjefferson2127
      @desmondjefferson2127 Před měsícem +32

      ​@@Tekkon123how dare we want good writing, a good story, and not want to watch lesbian fantasy fiction. How dare we

    • @kylekatarn5964
      @kylekatarn5964 Před měsícem +19

      ​@Tekkon123
      Objectively terrible content isn't a great look for the entryists trying to subvert something people enjoy.
      Maybe the crybullies can stop playing in their diapers and learn how to craft an actual story.

  • @TheArthoron
    @TheArthoron Před měsícem +27

    I am just ignoring this crap. NONE of it is Canon, in my opinion. It is bad fanfiction!

    • @michealbounds550
      @michealbounds550 Před měsícem +3

      Even the worst fanfiction is better then this crap

    • @qubex
      @qubex Před měsícem +1

      My head canon is as follows: there is Rogue One, which is a prequel. There is the original trilogy. There is Andor. There is nothing else.

    • @qubex
      @qubex Před měsícem +2

      @@michealbounds550 Fanfiction has the advantage of being made by fans.

    • @TheArthoron
      @TheArthoron Před měsícem

      @qubex I hated Anbore. I gave it 3 episodes and gave up. If you can't get me to care in 120 minutes, you don't get any more! I would take Solo over Andor, even though it is crap. At least Ron Howard tried. If Kennedy hadn't screwed it up. And I count the first 2 seasons of The Mandolorian. Before Kennedy screwed that up, too! I liked Rebels and the Bad Batch, so I got Ahsoka, but too many didn't. And you needed that to get it. It was basically Rebels Live Action.

    • @qubex
      @qubex Před měsícem

      @@TheArthoron We can comfortably disagree. It's not like I consider my personal opinions binding or anything.

  • @Kiyoone
    @Kiyoone Před měsícem +19

    I still suspect that this is a very well coordinated money laundry scheme...

    • @dolomaticus1180
      @dolomaticus1180 Před měsícem

      That would make more sense than what I really think the reason is: The Disney storyboard group really think they are doing something special and are good at their jobs. Dunning Kruger effect is one HELL OF A DRUG!

    • @caronstout354
      @caronstout354 Před měsícem

      Disney used the plot point of The Producers and thought they could get cash with it...

  • @MyRealDelusion
    @MyRealDelusion Před měsícem +17

    I thought Star Wars was for the kids, this disqusting thing these grody woman did was more than unsettling.

    • @qubex
      @qubex Před měsícem +1

      'Grody': I've just learnt a new word. Never heard it this side of the pond. Thanks.

  • @dolomaticus1180
    @dolomaticus1180 Před měsícem +10

    This was the Timeless Child but 4 times worse than anything Doctor Who could ever do.

  • @perfidious333
    @perfidious333 Před měsícem +67

    I can’t wait to see how this ruins the box office for their “upcoming” films. 😂

    • @craigbrison4241
      @craigbrison4241 Před měsícem +7

      DOA...

    • @GIBBO4182
      @GIBBO4182 Před měsícem +5

      They’re scared to release anything these days. They’ve only got Deadpool coming out, and that’s only because they bought Fox…it’s not really their franchise

    • @Lamby2509
      @Lamby2509 Před měsícem +7

      Can’t wait to see the Rey movie now lmfao 😂😂

    • @AnoneemusNoename
      @AnoneemusNoename Před měsícem +5

      @@Lamby2509 I hope you meant "see" in the figurative sense (as i'm sure it will do permanent brain damage not unlike The Acolyte if you actually view it in it's entirety as opposed to say a Nerdrotic, Critical Drinker, Disparu, Reaper or HeelsvsBabyface video for examples).

    • @KarlDahlquist
      @KarlDahlquist Před měsícem

      Not another dime to Disney. They are clearly money laundering shareholder money.

  • @arkwill14
    @arkwill14 Před měsícem +6

    "I carried them."
    "I _created_ them."
    Hmmm....I wonder what the militant pro-choice feminist crowd will have to say about that bit of dialog? Sounds like Disney is saying the impregnator takes precedence over the impregnated.

  • @TheDudeRc
    @TheDudeRc Před měsícem +17

    Watched it last night and my wife and I spent more time checking emails then watching this dumpster fire of a show. The chant was the most cringe thing I have seen yet coming from that idiot crew. Thanks for killing my childhood memories.

  • @Thee_Comic_Book_Guy
    @Thee_Comic_Book_Guy Před měsícem +15

    "Where did all the money for this show go?"
    [[Leslye Headland's Bank Account HAS LEFT THE CHAT.]]

  • @me-li8kd
    @me-li8kd Před měsícem +6

    They lost me at the coven of lesbian space witches.

  • @knightwriter.
    @knightwriter. Před měsícem +8

    We need to boycott Disney + all at the same time. Then they will get it.

  • @abletobeconfused
    @abletobeconfused Před měsícem +7

    Yoda: “life creates the force”
    Lesbian witches: “the thread creates life”
    Ya…I don’t think they get it

  • @josephdevens6815
    @josephdevens6815 Před měsícem +38

    This show deserves massive public ridicule. They HATE being laughed at.😂

    • @Hiccuple
      @Hiccuple Před měsícem +3

      This show has given me more comedy than comedians and late night hosts this year. It's a complete and utter farce.

  • @ThriftShopHustler
    @ThriftShopHustler Před měsícem +23

    This actually brings up a great point, Disney needs to hire a 3rd party to audit this shows financials. There is some waste happening here at some level and maybe even fraud 😮

    • @Antechynus
      @Antechynus Před měsícem

      It's deliberate money laundering ... and that's a crime....

    • @user-tp7gy4dj4l
      @user-tp7gy4dj4l Před měsícem +1

      Money laundering.

    • @qubex
      @qubex Před měsícem

      Wasn't there some kind of scandal and internal audit already underway because Kennedy had allegedly diverted funds from other projects into this abomination?

  • @SisyphusClimbing
    @SisyphusClimbing Před měsícem +8

    The power of one (Indiana Jones), the power of two (Doctor Who), the power of many (Elemental, Wish, The Acolyte, ). 21st Century Hollywood will create new categories awarding Oscar and Emmy statuettes for participation.

  • @terrysyvertson9205
    @terrysyvertson9205 Před měsícem +69

    she won't apologize at all, neither will Kathleen Kennedy and the money was split between Kennedy and headland

    • @JRandy0100
      @JRandy0100 Před měsícem +6

      MONEY TO LAUNDRING BIG TIME

    • @AnoneemusNoename
      @AnoneemusNoename Před měsícem +1

      Basically embezzled to other similarly aligned leftwing extremist idealogues, groups and companies to further insulate themselves from being excised from their positions and excluded from an industry they have zero business being in. Egregiously overpaid HR people, interns and secretaries should not be running all of Disney's subsidiary entertainment companies...

    • @stephenmarshall8367
      @stephenmarshall8367 Před měsícem

      Yep.... there will be a money 💰 trail.....

    • @MarleyFett
      @MarleyFett Před měsícem

      Omg people have been whacked for much less than these numbers 😮

  • @PrincessBunhead
    @PrincessBunhead Před měsícem +6

    Self insert fan fiction should be banned at this point.

  • @bwise7739
    @bwise7739 Před měsícem +4

    Rotten tomatoes audience score is now 19% and falling jun 13th

  • @m.f.r.5827
    @m.f.r.5827 Před měsícem +33

    I don't care about any Disney's projects anymore. They can keep their IPs and do whatever to them. Something else will replace those IPs, and it's going to be glorious

    • @desmondjefferson2127
      @desmondjefferson2127 Před měsícem +1

      Dune maybe?

    • @dogg-paws
      @dogg-paws Před měsícem +1

      ​@@desmondjefferson2127Wishful thinking.

    • @troymash8109
      @troymash8109 Před měsícem

      ​@@desmondjefferson2127I love those movies, but even they have a woke Hollywood flaw. Chani acts like a western modern female in the films. That is the exact opposite of her book character. The only similarities between her film character and book character is her name.

    • @davidmasci4335
      @davidmasci4335 Před měsícem +1

      Rebel moon jk

  • @galacticwisdom7389
    @galacticwisdom7389 Před měsícem +45

    It takes the "Power of mAanNnYyyy" to waste so much money to create this sheer crap

    • @Fleshbag453
      @Fleshbag453 Před měsícem +1

      No, it takes the power of estrogen to waste this much money and create literal garbage no body wants.

    • @stephencoakley
      @stephencoakley Před měsícem +1

      Yasss, yassss!

  • @JustaGuy_Gaming
    @JustaGuy_Gaming Před měsícem +3

    "Evil will always triumph, because good is dumb." - Spaceballs
    This seriously sums up the Jedi in this show and why the evil twin stands a chance against the Jedi on her own.

  • @SplinkProductions
    @SplinkProductions Před měsícem +24

    They will instead reward her with a Season 2.
    I have foreseen it.

  • @NRFBB
    @NRFBB Před měsícem +16

    What an intro! You tell'em Valliant!

    • @inotoni6148
      @inotoni6148 Před měsícem

      German should never be associated with Acolyte again!

  • @rengarcia5189
    @rengarcia5189 Před měsícem +15

    If you don't watch, it never happened.

    • @Dantegrey1
      @Dantegrey1 Před měsícem +1

      I haven't watched since '86

    • @qubex
      @qubex Před měsícem +1

      @@Dantegrey1 I recognise the original trilogy, Rogue One, and Andor. Nothing else exists for me and I live a contented life.

  • @azzajames7661
    @azzajames7661 Před měsícem +2

    WTF?!?! I find it ironic that they are burning down star wars, but, yet they don't know how fire works, from a campfire in space and a candle burning down stone and rock🤯 Their incompetence is not far far away, as it is here for all to see, and is here to stay😤🤢🤮

  • @ReverendBad
    @ReverendBad Před měsícem +6

    RIP old friend

  • @Jumanji089
    @Jumanji089 Před měsícem +3

    I'm now 98% certain that Kathleen has some dirt on the board of directors to STILL be head of lucasfilm after this travesty.

  • @PreacherMan1971
    @PreacherMan1971 Před měsícem +14

    I’m 52 years old. I grew up with Star Wars. I collected the cards. My mom bought me a T47 Air Speeder for Christmas. Fast forwarding to 2015, I was looking forward to the Force Awakens because of Luke Skywalker. I always pictured him as the most powerful Jedi after episode 6. I did enjoy the Force Awakens (even though Rey was a Mary Sue) When the Last Jedi dropped, I also dropped to the ground with great disappointment (that’s a understatement) It wasn’t Star Wars at all. I was hoping to see Luke take out all those AT-AT’s in the end, but Disney had something else in mind. Their intentions from the beginning was to bury episodes 1-6, and replace it with feminism and woke. They finally managed to do that with the Acolyte. I haven’t seen it, and I’ll never see it. As a Christian, I’m also looking at this with an unpopular perspective. This nonsense that’s happening is basically Disney bashing manhood because God created man. Christianity is an exclusive club, and Disney (and other companies like them) want to do the opposite by creating an inclusive world for anyone to do whatever. That’s whats really going on nowadays in my opinion. I rather keep the old Star Wars alive in my heart. Disney and their supporters can keep their modern perversion. It’s straight up dung. Peace fans ✌️

    • @xiaoyang4571
      @xiaoyang4571 Před měsícem

      I’m 50 years old. Remember watching Star Wars on VHS tape every day for a whole summer. Had a room in my house literally called the Star Wars room because of the toys we played with there. Was really disappointed by Episodes 1-3. Actually liked 7-9 better. And The Acolyte has been very enjoyable to me so far. Find it very odd how people are seeing these as a threat to their gender, race, or sexuality.

  • @freedone.
    @freedone. Před měsícem +3

    As morning arrives, he expects to hear the Whos crying, but is surprised to hear them singing a joyous Christmas song instead. After much pondering, the Grinch realizes that Christmas means "a little bit more" than just presents and feasting, causing his heart to grow three sizes.
    We should all just gather at the mall and hum the Star Wars theme until Bob Eiger's heart grows....

  • @digitalwolf7628
    @digitalwolf7628 Před měsícem +7

    Thing is they aren't punishing men. They are punishing the share holders and there really needs to be an investor lawsuit. As to the one comment... I was wondering why the one that carried the twins was a Zabrak, but neither twin looks like that mother of course.

    • @JDLambright
      @JDLambright Před měsícem +1

      Space magic.. I mean the Force... err.. the Thread. Yeah that's it.

    • @little_dandelion
      @little_dandelion Před měsícem

      Because she's just a vessel. You know, like a surrogate. The "creator" is that black girl magic one. She's the one screwing with the Force, mixing her DNA with the "Thread" space sperm. But like many of the elite wahmen, they don't want the hassle of carrying children. Ew, getting their bodies disfigured, morning sickness, peeing every few hours, etc. Surrogates can be artificially inseminated to carry the brats, bear all inconveniences from pregnancy, serve as nannies once the babies are born. And the "creator" still takes full credit and glory as the "real" mother of the kids, even if she only feels like playing mom for a few minutes every once in a while. After all, she's the black girl magic boss of the girl boss witches coven.

    • @huntercole6693
      @huntercole6693 Před měsícem

      Has Disney stock taken a hit bc of this?

  • @dgraham72
    @dgraham72 Před měsícem +5

    Soon, being accused of enjoying Disney Star Wars will be considered an insult

  • @mkb4560
    @mkb4560 Před měsícem +2

    Plagues and Sideous together trying to make the force bend to their will and the force fights back by creating Anakin

  • @MerryOlSoulGigglesmith
    @MerryOlSoulGigglesmith Před měsícem +4

    Now you know how doctor who fans feel about the 'timeless child'

  • @rustytennakoon8661
    @rustytennakoon8661 Před měsícem +2

    Kennedy had dirt on Lucas. No other explanation is possible. And her hatred towards him and Spielberg made it her mission to destroy what they created. RIP Star Wars. RIP Indy

  • @Rummy623
    @Rummy623 Před měsícem +3

    Leslye Headland said she specifically wrote this show starting back in 2019/2020 for Amandla Stenberg to play Osha/Mae and Stenberg's biggest role up to this was in "The Hate U Give", which is about the police shooting a black person in a black neighborhood. If you replace the term "Jedi" with "cops" in the Acolyte, it becomes blatantly obvious this will be about the Jedi/Cops abusing their power and being responsible for the death of the coven of witches, either through the Jedi's negligence or use of excessive "Force". This whole show will turn out to be a BLM allegory and showing how the Jedi/cops are not always the good people they're portrayed to be and can sometimes actually be the bad people. It's such a joke and so damn stupid.

  • @ericrupp4475
    @ericrupp4475 Před měsícem +4

    If anyone needs a lightsaber enema it's KK and Leslie headcase

  • @HixSix
    @HixSix Před měsícem +3

    R I P STAR WARS.... I'm done.. I will NEVER watch anything that comes from Disney EVER again.

    • @brettdavidson3866
      @brettdavidson3866 Před měsícem

      Well bye then 😂

    • @HixSix
      @HixSix Před měsícem

      @@brettdavidson3866 I'm already gone .... see ya... wouldn't want to be ya! 👋

  • @exonymousprime
    @exonymousprime Před měsícem +14

    Papatine didn't create Anakin, the force created Anakin in response to the growing power of the Sith y'all got that wrong

    • @cylonscotty7418
      @cylonscotty7418 Před měsícem +3

      This exactly. I really would have loved a live action treatment of that book.

  • @stephenflippin9711
    @stephenflippin9711 Před měsícem +9

    It's 19% on Tomatoes as of 6/13.

  • @indistinctchatter3501
    @indistinctchatter3501 Před měsícem +2

    People know Star Wars from 77, 80, and 83. Very few are going to be talking about the s**t made by disney in ten years.

  • @ammizabad1
    @ammizabad1 Před měsícem +11

    This is she hulk all over again

    • @daviddiggens8841
      @daviddiggens8841 Před měsícem +1

      She hulk was "good" by comparison.
      She hulk was testing the "waters" to see how much we all hated it
      This is our punishment for not joining the cult

    • @phillipharris9824
      @phillipharris9824 Před měsícem

      It’s worse. 😂 this whole entire thing is a dumpster fire and it’s got the biggest platform in the world damn near it’s getting pushed down our throats. This will be their way forward what they’re trying to do is they’re trying to eradicate the entire canon that came before it they’re gonna race everything and they will and eventually they’re gonna remake Star Wars. The cool thing about it is I still have physical media and I don’t have to have these other platforms to watch the things I enjoy. I had episodes one through six in the clone wars on Blu-ray and I’m cool with that. Everybody should’ve known once they fucked up Obi-Wan. Everything else was fucked. They got one thing right and that was Andor. Great show sad that it was stuck in the middle of all this other bullshit. But everything that Disney has released that is Star Wars has been complete dog shit and it’s gonna be complete dog shit. They really are pushing in an agenda and it’s sad. I know so many people on both sides that would’ve handled this property way better. Don’t get it twisted. There’s probably a bunch of LGBTQ plus community that’s watching this shit and is like what the fuck did you do to Star Wars? Everybody thinks that this is good. Just because people are different doesn’t mean they can’t appreciate ideologies and fiction that came way before they were born and that they grow up on nobody in the fucking world. Luke Skywalker is the great white hope. And nobody thought Leah was a Mary Sue. They took two completely different paths wound up working together. It’s so much untapped material that they could’ve just spoonfed the audience and made so much money but they got said fuck the predominant audience but as long as you guys keep covering it, you’re just gonna give them more attention and it sucks. It’s your livelihood I get it. You make money on covering this but all you’re doing is giving them a platform.

    • @AnoneemusNoename
      @AnoneemusNoename Před měsícem +1

      @@daviddiggens8841 They were both obviously mostly written by A.I. (same goes for Echo and Secret Invasion fwiw). All objectively bad to the Nth degree.
      You can pick them apart from human written shows because they are all totally illogical mish-mashes of tons of slightly altered tny pieces cribbed from other famed iPs due to the way A.I.s are trained and haphazardly stitched together with virtually no intelligent care allocated to logos, ethos, or pathos.
      This is why Head Lesbian Space Witch butchers the Voldemort quote "There is no good and evil, there is only power and those too weak to seek it" from Harry Potter with “This Isn't About Good Or Bad, It's About Power And Who's Allowed To Use It”.
      This is the embodiment of the “conflict theory” of society btw. “Conflict theory” is a viewpoint embraced in sociology informed by Marxist theory. It argues that all human interaction boils down to oppressed and oppressor.
      This is prominent among folks with “progressive” (actually regressive) world views where the primary question is “who has power?” and then the follow up is “how can that power be challenged/destroyed?” This world view informs things like attempting to define racism as prejudice plus power (it's just predjudice and power has nothing to do with it but they are doomer personified examples of the Dunning-Krueger effect who erroneously assume everyone but them are stupid and/or evil).
      It’s extremely dangerous because it permits people who perceive themselves to be "oppressed" to take any and all actions against their perceived "oppressors". Obviously as that's what has been happening everywhere since about 2014 when gamergate/comicsgate started.
      Oops, seems i got off on a tangent there, back to my main point...
      A.I.s can't "understand" these things (logos, ethos, and pathos) because they can't actually think like a human, they can only emulate us. That's why they can create nice paintings sometimes, cuz it's a highly subjective art form and ppl project those things onto it (which modern art shows us every day smh lol) but they can't write good fiction, or comedy for that matter.
      If you care to see further proof of this just watch the A.I. generated George Carlin special here on CZcams (it'll legit make you wanna puke just fyi) called "I'm Glad I'm Dead"

  • @Terry-cl5js
    @Terry-cl5js Před měsícem +2

    This Episode should been called The Thread Tragedy that destroyed the Force and Killed Star Wars

  • @michaelrussell2181
    @michaelrussell2181 Před měsícem +5

    3:15 After watching episode 3, I was thinking of the scene in the Prequel movie Episode 2 The Clone Wars, 'So this is how liberty dies'... Therefore "This is how Star Wars Dies'.. and all the genuine life long fans cry....😢

  • @marvinthemartian6788
    @marvinthemartian6788 Před měsícem +2

    By my math, each minute of this show cost 83,333!

  • @billkornth
    @billkornth Před měsícem +3

    Don't forget, Iger watched and approved this!

  • @OpEditorial
    @OpEditorial Před měsícem +2

    Being indifferent to Star Wars, as a baseline, will save you a LOT of wear and tear. Everything else is just a matter of making sure you don't waste any more money on these sorts of things.

  • @ThespianPrince13
    @ThespianPrince13 Před měsícem +1

    What could’ve been:
    ✅ Sith perspective story.
    ✅ Mature and grounded story similar to Andor but with the mysticism of the Dark Side.
    ✅ Well-written Sith protagonists part of a two-person organization in a thousand-year conspiracy to insert the Galactic status-quo .
    ✅ New Star Wars timeline.
    Reality:
    ❌ The Acolyte…. “The power of one, the power of two. The power of many.”

  • @barneymiller4088
    @barneymiller4088 Před měsícem +1

    What people need to focus on is that beyond a few light sabers and some characters called Jedi, this shares nothing with Star Wars. This is its own universe with its own magic and history.

  • @seeerr5570
    @seeerr5570 Před měsícem +4

    That intro was the best I've ever heard. Brilliant

  • @chrisburns2309
    @chrisburns2309 Před měsícem +1

    I just want Disney to stop. Just stop. Get rid of KK and Headlund. Get ridd of KKs story group, infact all of her acolytes and minions, that includes Filoni. Clean house at Lucasfilm.

  • @Dragontrumpetare
    @Dragontrumpetare Před měsícem +2

    Actually Palpatin isnt impregnated Shmi Skywalker. What I understand the force did that as an answer to Plagies tampering return the force to do something. The force made Anakin. The witches manipulated the force to do the twins.
    Palpatin made Rey through science and somehow got his force powers into her.

    • @rpgadventurer32
      @rpgadventurer32 Před měsícem

      No, Palpating was Rey's grandfather, where are you getting that he made Rey using science?

  • @madmardigen321
    @madmardigen321 Před měsícem +1

    It's a laundry at disney, laundering anything but clothes.

  • @jamesNKYI3806
    @jamesNKYI3806 Před měsícem +1

    Why did Disney change something that wasn't broken.😢😢😢

  • @rthompson2783
    @rthompson2783 Před měsícem +3

    Star Wars, as it once was, is dead. It's not coming back. The powers that be at Disney are too entrenched in their current iteration of the brand to change course. Nor do they want to. This series is exactly what they intended it to be. This is the course they've set for the future of the franchise.
    This is not for us. It is for a new audience, one that knows little to nothing about Star Wars apart from the name. It is effectively a new IP-a reimagining and rebooting of the original.
    The past has died. Disney killed it, and this is the phoenix rising from the ashes. If you want Star Wars going forward, this is what you'll have to embrace.
    It's time to move on.

  • @Karasaph
    @Karasaph Před měsícem

    The murder Mystery of Acolyte reminds me of The fire meme.
    Where a Reporter was live at a fire, she interviews a bystander and He says that he started the fire. And of course he gets promptly arrested.

  • @abcun17
    @abcun17 Před měsícem +1

    "Star Wars" (with a few notable exceptions) has been done for more than a decade. The moment Lucas sold his creation and legacy to Disney it was over.

  • @madhyodreman3963
    @madhyodreman3963 Před měsícem +1

    That intro was epic and needs to be shared everywhere lol

  • @weilam03
    @weilam03 Před měsícem +11

    that intro was crazy 🤣

    • @AnoneemusNoename
      @AnoneemusNoename Před měsícem +1

      S-Tier takedown of this degenerate dog and pony show. I wanna portal to an alternate dimension where Leslye Headland got cancelled and they gave Gina Carano her own show lol. At least she'd have the sense to hire pros that care and ensure the combat wasn't retarded...

  • @jasonfitak9521
    @jasonfitak9521 Před měsícem +1

    The money went into Headland's bank account.

  • @puppiesarepower3682
    @puppiesarepower3682 Před měsícem +1

    I knew Star Wars was dead the moment Lucasfilm was sold to Disney amid thunderous applause.
    Im not angry, simply disappointed, because I saw it coming to the praise of Rat Mouse sheep.

  • @truechaos6927
    @truechaos6927 Před měsícem

    The witches of Dathomir originally appeared in the book “The Courtship Of Princess Leia” where there were several tribes of women force users including the night sisters, the only evil tribe. Yoda and several other Jedi faced off with them about 300 years before the battle of yavin

  • @Ecroartu
    @Ecroartu Před měsícem

    as a D&D fan, Disney inspires me. even tho we all think that with every step of mouse company, we saw the lowest of the low, they always find more deep delves to visit.

  • @mkaleborn
    @mkaleborn Před měsícem

    This is what happens when you put people in charge of an IP that have absolutely no clue or respect for why it was popular in the first place.
    Not every franchise, art form or piece of entertainment can be made to appeal to everyone; not without tearing out its heart and soul and substituting generic, forgettable crap in its place.

  • @Homeschoolsw6
    @Homeschoolsw6 Před měsícem +1

    Disney's Star Wars: Welcome to the land of this never happened.

  • @yendor0001
    @yendor0001 Před měsícem

    This is one of those things that the more you think about it, the more it falls apart. Through contradictory dialogue, nonsensical plot contrivances, incredible cannon violations, and the power of Manny (whoever he is), they have actually made me want to watch... TUBI. Or any other channel or show. RIP Star Wars. And to KK : Stop beating a dead taun taun already.

  • @What_do_I_Think
    @What_do_I_Think Před měsícem +1

    Kennedy: *"The force awakens and we created it in our own female image"*

  • @user-xs1sv1tc1s
    @user-xs1sv1tc1s Před měsícem

    Opening monologue well said VR. Thank you. DT

  • @ancientoneyog-sothoth6112
    @ancientoneyog-sothoth6112 Před měsícem +4

    100% spot on.

  • @IJustWatchYouTubeAllDay
    @IJustWatchYouTubeAllDay Před měsícem +1

    $200 million bowel movement, incredibly well said.

  • @hipNrip
    @hipNrip Před měsícem +1

    A Star Wars show not for Star Wars fans. What could go wrong?

  • @thejokerspeaks
    @thejokerspeaks Před měsícem

    Shmi Skywalker is going be a coven witch too, I am almost certain that is where they were going with Season 2. Maybe Anakin had a twin sister that followed the wise witch mother, not the internalized mysogynists one that landed in slavery.

  • @WhiteWineGaming
    @WhiteWineGaming Před měsícem

    The only redeeming part of the episode was when all the witches died and therefore writes them out of any further shows. I swear if they try and make ‘thread ghosts’ a thing I will hunt the writers.

  • @ChristianRamses
    @ChristianRamses Před měsícem

    Oh, no no. See, it was always my fault. As a 50 year old white male, I was born toxic. Can not help, it is what it is. For instance, even a kid, I remember storming out Empire Strikes Back, loudly complaining about a gay robot, a black guy and a bossy princess. So for me nothing changed.

  • @JustaGuy_Gaming
    @JustaGuy_Gaming Před měsícem +1

    I can't help but think that opening opinion/rant would be rated as Fresh on Rotten Tomatoes.

  • @AngusIII
    @AngusIII Před měsícem

    As someone else has said, did they not read the room in creating two black kids without a father - there is so much wrong with this series and the motivations of the showrunner and everyone involved - does anyone really want to live under their worldview?

  • @libertas_americana
    @libertas_americana Před měsícem +1

    I find it odd these people can be kicked out of 109 galaxies and still be the victim.
    Anyways… back to Star Wars. What happened again?

  • @fredman1956
    @fredman1956 Před měsícem

    I will not utilize “May the thread be with you” on Star Wars Day. Kennedy can kiss my poster.

  • @EmeraldUltima713
    @EmeraldUltima713 Před měsícem

    Oh man, I wish you added your repsonse to Grace Randolph from the livestream. That was cathartic.