Everything Wrong With Michelob Ultra - "Pure Gold ASMR"
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- čas přidán 14. 01. 2021
- Have you ever wondered what it was like to drink cheap beer while an attractive person is whispering to you from a jungle habitat? Well, have we got the commercial for you!
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The venn diagram relating fans of ASMR and fans of second-rate beer is two circles spaced approximately ten miles apart.
Lmao
I'm an ASMR fan and my taste in beer has been bullied a lot, so we exist apparently.
Truth. This should be a dentist commercial.
“all slow and sexy like” and that was funny as hell
Please do that one folgers commercial with the brother coming home for christmas
When the Super Bowl arrives, can you cover some classic ads like the Budweiser frogs or Apple's 1984?
You should do the grubhub ad it'll have at least a 1000 sins
I can't wait until they start sinning pharmaceutical ads.
Yes
You mean the one where the celebs are more concerned about struggling actors than someone working through college or trying to support their kids because daddy got hit by a falling freight train (long story) with no job skills in a field that's currently hiring?
That add was made to be bad on purpose so people will talk about it
What you could probably sell with an ASMR commercial would be some earphones...
You know something that has to do with sound and not taste...
And maybe also properly record it without too much sibilance or popping. Amateur Sounding Mic Recording
@@94DeathAngel But it's not an ASMR video, it doesn't work unless you're wearing headphones. How many people are wearing headphones while watching TV? It's just yet another out-of-touch company trying to jump on a meme-bandwagon that has long since lost all relevance years ago. This is what happens when your marketing team scours CZcams for some new idea because they cannot come up with a single idea of their own.
@@cujoedaman This is my first time watching this commercial with headphones and am now scarred for life.
OP would be great at Commercial Sins.
*DING*
I love this new channel. Chris has the perfect voice for this
I agree. I said on the charmin one that chris needs to continue being the voice for this one
@@nick4leader I think that's the plan. Jeremy is sharing the workload which is why Aaron does tv sins amd Barret (?) does music video sins.
Do Liberty Mutual next
Yes! Lemu Emu and Doug!
When everything wrong with THAT Grubhub commercial or the "Oops my system crashed" Protegent commercial?
Video ideas:
-Grubhub delivery dance
-Kroger/Ralph’s Low ad
-Loandepot COVID commercial
OK, I am sinning this video for making me Google the alcoholic content of Michelob Ultra. As an IPA lover, I think it's probably slightly above water. **DING**
And I'm sinning your comment for not having provided the number despite you researched it just prior to making this comment. *DING*
@@LeifTheHead And I'm sinning your reply for not using the correct form of the word research for the context it's in. (the correct form is researching) *DING*
And I'm sinning both of you for being sin Nazi's and sinning the sinner for a simple sinning mistake. *DING*
And now her ex-husband gets half of the money she made on this commercial.
Lol, marriage
@@Morkat1991 Ding
Is there nothing you guys can't do. This is the stuff that I watch when I need to laugh. Cinemasins, tvsins, commerciasins, best channel on CZcams and its not even close. The 🐐s.
This sins video is pure gold
J.G. Wentworth commercial sins I recommend. As classic they are, I'm sure you'll find some in their catalogue.
I mean they'd be nothing BUT sins.....I HATE that fake lip syncing that never actually syncs, plus the service is a total rip off.
WTF is this commercial? LOL
This ad scarred me for life
Oof
Damnit, Chris, that one got me good. 2:38
Ur first
@@econokid5684 Does anyone care? No
Chris, you nailed the narration. I love it! Thanks for doing this!
This commercial: Fury Road meets Jumanji Welcome to the Jungle
Never seen commercial
I am looking forward to this channel. I can already see so many laughs.
OK, I'm gonna have to sin YOU for that rip on Lenny Kravitz's music. But, other than that, awesome vid. 😎👍 *ding*
Please do Everything Wrong With "Rick and Morty" commercials
Good opportunity for cross promotion of their channels too
No! They already have ENOUGH Rick and Morty on TV Sins. Let's just relax on that franchise.
If I wanted to hear the sound of pressure escaping a beer can or bottle, I'd go to the YouBetcha channel and listen to the guy say, "Busssssccccchhhh" every time he opens a can of beer.... because that's hilarious.
I wonder if they'll ever do the one with a guy covered in ice cream eating it and staring at the camera.
2:36 I'm glad to see the perviness has transferred from the three other accounts to this one 👌🏽🙌🏽
Deneé!!! Yay - I'm so excited! Please have her host a new channel for - Trailer Sins!
Yo so true about the Arctic circle
Nice
yes finally!!! i have been sinning commercials for so long. thank you for making this channel so now i can sin and win.
I saw this commercial when I was trying to watch the newer Jason Bourne when it was new.
My new dream is to have a commercial of mine sinned on this channel.
Please do the old spice commercial. Look at your man, now look at me
I remember this ad causing me physical pain because not only was it ASMR, but it screened in a movie theatre with the volume cranked up to 11. My ears literally bled. I know some people find ASMR relaxing, but for me, it's literal torture.
Also, why are you guys letting YT force us to watch ads before you mock ads? Commit to the bit! No ads!
Have never actually seen that commercial
I've seen a different version of it. For some reason when ads are filmed they make a "full" version and a "short" version.
AGGRESSIVELY AWAITING THE GRUB HUB ONE
that and the trying-to-hide-it sexist christmas car commercials
Does the
Cartoon network dont be racist count ?
@@mr.humdinger1362 prolly not
I would kill if they Do McDonalds Commercials, The Ronald and Mac Tonight ones Pacifcally
Can you please do some old Budweiser ads with the talking bottles those were funny
speaking of ASMR, you should do the one for Blender Jet! they are literally making flower smoothies!!!!!!!!1
Please do capital 1 with cardigan choice
Commercial Sins, DO GRUBHUB PLZ!!!
Now now... the best thing about glass bottles is that it is infinitely recyclable. there is nothing you can do to the glass that will not make it be able to be broken into tiny pieces and melted down into a new glass bottle and used over and over and over again.
You oughta do the ads that pop up on YT videos ... Ad SinCeption?
Just wanted to let ya know one of the videos on your end screen says unavailable
the way you say "Beer"
💛
Fab
Do the Satan/2020 Match commercial!!!!!!
I'm picking up some STRONG 'Kevin Smith' vibes from our narrator.
Dang it I was gonna do commercial sins but I guess it would suit more if they did it
Petition for the gods of counting sins to do take on the mithycal creature known as “grubhub ad”
Do the grub hub delivery dance commercial please
You have to sin the Grub Hub delivery commercial
His voice is not Jeremy Scott...but I like it. 👍
yet another ad ive never seen for a brand ive never heard of
Idk what beer it was for but I once saw a beer advert that promoted alcoholism/giving up on trying to be clean and just drinking anyway
That commercial is one of many reasons the mute button was invented for or powering off the tv yay
Tear these commercials a new one
Hello
Yeah! Chris as host wasn't a fluke! Chris for Commercial Sins forever! Now we just need "Trailer Sins" for Deneé to voice.
Are y'all gonna do new commercials or old and new?
*That's no "rando jungle!" It's JURASSIC PARK!*
Please do the horrific Funding Circle advert with the singing baby. It'd horrific!
Do the protegent commercials
Michelob: official beer of "almost like piss"
What do they have against Tennessee man xD
Surprised the grubhub ad hasn't been decimated yet lol
The platform in this video is clearly not floating, as gravity would make it fall faster than your channel’s credibility.
*Ding!*
How many takes did he have to do on that outro?
Do the grub hub ad
You absolutely need to do the Grubhub commercial
Waiting for the grubhub commercial
Lol grubhubbing taco Bell
It's not an umlaut, but a dieresis
You you wanna do the Pepsi advert, with the riot police
How did you all get vince gilligan to narrate your videos?
Do grub hub add next
Can you sin a Ryan Reynolds commercial? Even though they're practically unsinable! 🤣
Hype
And another sin for them completely failing to understand how ASMR works in the first place. *DING*
The english word for an e with dots is "umlaut"? As a german I like that.....
It's actually the word for the dots. And Zoe can spell it however she wants but I always expect the umlaut to be over the O.
@@adde9506 Yes, but still Umlaut is also a German word. äöü
@@gunjirox7485 I'm very certain we borrowed it as is.
The show will get less sins than anything else... and it still had like 20 sons
You should do the grubhub ad
You need to do the grubhub ad
Do the grub hub add
why is the guarantee not valid in Tennessee? What happened there that they hate you so much?
Given what it tastes like, I could believe it HAS been in a bladder.
Fans of ASMR have been trying to explain that ASMR isn't a sexual experience ever since this genre of video even began getting mildly popular on CZcams, but then Michelob decides to feature a commercial where it's clearly trying to be sexy anyway. Who is this ad for? People who listen to ASMR wouldn't like it. People who know what ASMR is but hate it still wouldn't be into it, and why would this be an effective way to sell beer to someone who isn't in on the gag?
If you don't do Canadian PSAs I will be very upset, you can start with Spiders on Drugs
grubhub comercial
Free real estate
I love my ASMR triggers, and I listen to an ASMR playlist I have every night when I sleep. But... no. This commerical is just ridiculous. It doesn't make me want their beer, it doesn't trigger my ASMR, it's just a weird pairing.
Yo. Do Tai Lopez next. DO IT!
Her dad makes ok music
“Middle of nowhere”
It’s in hawaii
How dare y'all hate on lenny like that! I mean I'm sorry you're average dude, but no lenny hate will be tolerated. Lol
Do the trashy animated grubhub commercial!!
Since they brought up the subject of video titles,
their youtube video reads “Everything Wrong With Michelob Ultra - ‘Pure Gold ASMR’”, but in their video, they put “Everything Wrong With Michelob Ultra Pure Gold Organic Light Lager 2.5 Carbs 85 Cals Beer in it’s organic form Zoë Kravitz ASMR” in the title. According to their own logic, if they “can’t handle a simple detail like this, do you REALLY trust the quality of their” sins? No! *Ding!*
10x better than the unfunny tv sins guy