I see a lot of potential there. Just has to put together some tight writing. Maybe wear that push up bra? Or cover everything with a parka? Tim has proven to us many many times that dark material like school shootings can have a funny side.
Exactly. i love that she went super dark but she had no setup at all just went right to it. I give this girl props, she just needs to develop her stuff.
@@vectar no, I think she was extremely nervous and didn’t know what to do or say,notice how she at one point refused to look at the crowd without putting her head down.
And that's how you win in the end lol. She wasn't so bad, just was vibing with the crowd. A lot of comedy is about delivery: she might have a nugget of a good idea, but it either wasn't fully developed or was delivered poorly (or both)
I’ve never heard the words “sorry our ice cream machine is broken” at McDonald’s. I feel like this is just a joke that got started and now everyone just goes along with it
@@jescollo I've honestly only had McDonald's ice cream maybe 5 times ever in my life despite having asked for it 100+ times without any doubt. Also, there are tons of articles on why it occurs so often so it's fair to say you're a rare minority. Apparently it takes up to 4 hours to clean the machines so that's one reason they're always down, then they are prone to malfunction and only special technicians are allowed to work on them so it can take days to get one repaired. A company actually designed a program to help McDonald's workers identify and repair the machines themselves and were then sued by the company that produces the machines...so basically they just have control of whether I get a Mcflurry or not at any given time...on the positive side I've grown to like Blizzards better anyway 🤷♂️
@@stuarcari yea real clever, set up a horrible statement, defend it with calling the crowd soft? Real low hanging fruit there. People accept edgy if it's actually funny
@@sentientcardboarddumpster7900 I dunno, maybe I read it wrong, but i took it more of an absurdist statement. Like " aww, people don't think school shootings are cool? Weird, they must be soft" kinda thing. Maybe I read it wrong and I'm not really inclined to watch her again lol
Ugh everyone in this thread is the death of comedy. You either objectively made people laugh or you didnt. Period. You dont get a ribbon for sucking on stage. Comedy is a meritocracy.
This is honestly one of the most painful things I have ever witnessed, I think I cringed less on my first viewing of two girls one cup. Tim and Tony are really doing some hard charity work here.
It’s because they’re aware of the annoying valley girl voice enough to make fun of it from a place of irony, but their personality, as it’s wrapped up in what they’re trying to make fun of, is not enough to make any material present as ironic or funny.
@@youtubeuser4943 indeed, launching into a racist tirade during a gig, realising his mediocre career might be about to end then moan to the audience who were probably recirding him, that they thought he was being serious. He'd be cancelled if he wasnt a rainbow warrior.
I'm 27 seconds in and I can't watch this anymore. Please, someone sponsor this girl's college education. She's as cut out for comedy as Tim is cut out to be an elite level athlete.
Ya mean keeping her cool under her nervousness while two of some of most quality comedians and ass-rippers around beat her up on stage? Yeah... See your point.
@@mykmcgrane Sorry if comedy is the last bastion of meritocracy, aside from Netflix that is. You don't get a ribbon for walking on stage. Either you made people laugh or you didn't. Comedy should be a more self evident law than gravity. Screw this pretentious broad who had the narcissistic self reflection to think she was interesting enough to make people laugh. Marginalizes the talents of those select few who truly possess that ability.
Honestly, i love that she went super dark but she had no setup at all just went right to it. I give this girl props, she just needs to develop her stuff.
Or maybe he enjoys it and does it because he wants to? Who tf do you people think you are lmao acting like you know whats best for another grown man as you sit and do nothing with your own life
I'm sorry Krystal, but I'm an attention whore. I get views on other people's content. I have no morals.
Poor people have morals, rich people have a private island
Only if she was pregnant at the time
Wait is hobo William Montgomery?
Oh we know dude. Don't forget that you also use an incredibly hard working and talented mans name, to get those already stolen views ;)
@@BrandonD24 channel is not monetized dipshit
This "pretending not to care" charade must be exhausting.
Lots of crying in bathrooms
Dude, I work at comedy clubs... that statement is 100% accurate.
Yeah, Patrice called this "I'm not going to put pressure on my self" act out years ago. It's so annoying to watch.
have yall never tried xanax before??
I imagine it’s the opposite, takes no effort. And takes no skill or ability.
If LA were a person.
this
"Interesting?? I'm not really interesting"
Probably it would've been better if they just decriminalise weed so people with 0 life skills couldn't just go to a shop and buy it.
"Ummm" *takes OF dono irl* "Yeah liiiike"
YES.
THAT.
the way she slurs her speech.
Imagine trying to explain that Tim is the gay one and Tony is the straight one
😂
Haha... This world makes no sense at all 😃🤣
Tony is not straight lmfao
Makes zero sense🤔 %100 convinced were in a simulation
@@TWOhype23 and tim isn’t gay 😂
She will be opening for Brendan Schaub in no time at all
Even he is better than this flop
Maybe the other way around.
Brendan Schaub is as funny as a bleeding hemorrhoid, and this chick is as funny as a colostomy bag
headlining for Swab*
Aye, you ain’t lyin about that B…
Her vocal fry and lack of enthusiasm is outstanding
That's just trashy LA girl sydrome they become coomer up with the weed, drugs and sex that dulls them and there mind.
Urgh....
She seems zooted
I see a lot of potential there. Just has to put together some tight writing. Maybe wear that push up bra? Or cover everything with a parka? Tim has proven to us many many times that dark material like school shootings can have a funny side.
Vocal fry ? Wtf are you talking about
She is proof that sensing humor is not the same as delivering humor.
Well said comedy Aristotle
Did anyone ever say they were the same?
@@jawnjacob7573 …..every single person who tries to get into comedy but fails
She's on pills, right?
Exactly. i love that she went super dark but she had no setup at all just went right to it. I give this girl props, she just needs to develop her stuff.
She’ll have a Netflix special by the end of the year.
Itll have all updoots
She just needs to Identify as Gay. Then she can get whatever she wants in capitalist America; Novelty sells
92% on Rotten Tomatoes
@@hawk1093 2% viewer rating
@@TH.417 lmao xD
We need to protect Tim at all costs, i dont need to lose another funny yelling fat guy in my lifetime
100%. I’m still upset about Chris
@@airmanjoe I miss Chris
airbnb and the whole world disagrees
Rip Patrice
@@stephenasmith4192 the reason for my comment in the first place because the world is full of retarded slightly psychotic vengeful losers
"So does this table"
Holy shit, what a quick genius!
the "flat as a table" joke is so old and overused
it was funny, not genius
Even better that he just defended her a bit by roasting himself but she added to it making him say that
That's the type of skill you should sharpen before you even try standup. Otherwise, this.
@@oscar9680 lmao ok oscar mr comedian god over here
I lost it at "Ok that was not the direction I was going in."
They’re all focused on her chest and Tim is focused on her comedy....there are levels to the wit
Or Tim is just actually, openly gay
@@justinborland2982 never
He's deeply closeted
If he's really gay, then well that would be very funny!
@@waloacme He is.
If Tony is straight, he has the gayest straight man voice ever
What he lacks in being out of the closet he makes up for in being bitter and cynical
The funny thing is, Tim is gay and Tony is straight
@@redd3032 and both made that choice for their career
gay and mean
I like to think he sounds better in real life. You know. Like when you hear yourself on a voicemail. Shits messed up.
She sounds like she strictly breathes computer duster
🤣
She’s walking on sunshine
😂😂😂
😂 that huffer hitter!
@@billgatesleavingyamomshous8177 “I’m walking on sunshine”- towelie
"No the problem is the Comedy."
Yet all we're gonna do is make small chest jokes. I think there was a problem with the comedy on both sides
agreed , pretty uncomfortable clip
@@stuarcari tony was actually being considerate with those jokes, who knows how the broad would have handled the truf
The written material and….. everything else… were the only problems
In her defence, she took all of the heat very well. Good on her for that
not that hard when you're that fked up, ya know
By plugging her podcast and continuing to be unlikeable? Lol
That's narcissism at work. The entire room hates me but hey let's plug my podcast anyway.
@@vectar no, I think she was extremely nervous and didn’t know what to do or say,notice how she at one point refused to look at the crowd without putting her head down.
And that's how you win in the end lol. She wasn't so bad, just was vibing with the crowd. A lot of comedy is about delivery: she might have a nugget of a good idea, but it either wasn't fully developed or was delivered poorly (or both)
The stench of L.A stereotype was strong and the promoting that she has a podcast was the cherry on top.
She’s having the most subdued panic attack on stage that I’ve ever seen
It's the strangest mixed bag of poise under fire and total deconstruction in front of a crowd.
most likely drugs
@@zornu nah she's sober i think
She seems like she’s on Xanax
@@zornuthought the same thing. Probably some xanax kinda thing
Tim Dillon is like McDonald's ice cream machine. You cannot break something that is already broken.
And he’s full of cream. I’ll let you decide which kind
we got pies
This is the best tim dillon analogy i’ve heard to date
I’ve never heard the words “sorry our ice cream machine is broken” at McDonald’s. I feel like this is just a joke that got started and now everyone just goes along with it
@@jescollo I've honestly only had McDonald's ice cream maybe 5 times ever in my life despite having asked for it 100+ times without any doubt. Also, there are tons of articles on why it occurs so often so it's fair to say you're a rare minority. Apparently it takes up to 4 hours to clean the machines so that's one reason they're always down, then they are prone to malfunction and only special technicians are allowed to work on them so it can take days to get one repaired. A company actually designed a program to help McDonald's workers identify and repair the machines themselves and were then sued by the company that produces the machines...so basically they just have control of whether I get a Mcflurry or not at any given time...on the positive side I've grown to like Blizzards better anyway 🤷♂️
It's not a soft crowd, just saying "what's everyone's favorite school shooting?" Without anything except the soft comment follow up is not a joke
I actually thought the soft crowd line was one of the few somewhat funny things she said
@@stuarcari yea real clever, set up a horrible statement, defend it with calling the crowd soft? Real low hanging fruit there. People accept edgy if it's actually funny
@@sentientcardboarddumpster7900 I dunno, maybe I read it wrong, but i took it more of an absurdist statement. Like " aww, people don't think school shootings are cool? Weird, they must be soft" kinda thing.
Maybe I read it wrong and I'm not really inclined to watch her again lol
@@stuarcari I'm with you in that it's not important enough to play back lol. I see your perspective tho.
@J B shit was lame too
Of COURSE she’s a budtender
I couldn’t imagine her being anything other than that.
What gave it away? iiissssssss itttt theeeee facccctttttttttttt….thaaaaaaat sheee talkkks likeeeeee thisssssssss??????
@@AdamSmith75th PNW budtenders aren't like this we just used to say bro and dude way too much when I was one
Hahaha
I didn't even know that was a thing
"next time lets talk to the real human being, you're a little bit fucked up"
thats how I feel about every drunk person
I've definitely noticed that, even with myself. People don't have to be that drunk either, they're just disconnected and hard to talk to
I disagree, the drunkeness often reveals a lot
Being drunk can make someone more open but super high and drunk will make it a little bit harder to talk to them
@@WhalesWilly I think that was the whole point of his comment lmao
Tbf, i dont think most people would do that well being ridiculed after bombing.
Most people would not go up on stage, but I’m glad people like krystsl chats here does
“...Do that well”??? She was so fucking high she didn’t know what year it was.
@@l-train7876 to be clear, i mean she was a fairly good sport about being mocked. Yes, being stoned would make that easier.
She’s resilient
Ugh everyone in this thread is the death of comedy. You either objectively made people laugh or you didnt. Period. You dont get a ribbon for sucking on stage. Comedy is a meritocracy.
Favorite shooting bit taken from Nick Mullen circa 2016.
After she came out with that voice I did not mind the roast.
Tony saw right away the crowd hated her and took full advantage of the opportunity 😂😂
Imagine willingly engaging in a word fight with Tim Dillon. That’s like punching a bear.
Still funnier than Brendan Schaub
Gang gang daddy
Rent free😂😂
*DICEY DICEY!*
She's laughs at nothing because she has nothing to say. That's 100% LA chicks.
Haahaahaaa whaaaaat? That's craaaazeeeyyyyy.
I'm sooooooo baaaaaaked
You for sure have never been to LA if you think all the women are like this.
This is honestly one of the most painful things I have ever witnessed, I think I cringed less on my first viewing of two girls one cup. Tim and Tony are really doing some hard charity work here.
First viewing? You've seen it more than once then?
@@SpecOpsGear I mean aren't we all men around here? 👈😎
Open mics are tough for people early in their career
The girl will still think she did well. She’s the worst type of people lol
All the kill Tony shows are like that, check out the theo von one, brutal cringe
This is what happens when desperate dudes tell a 5 she's a 10 at comedy 🤣
its what happens when someone is starting comedy and theyre trying to get better
not a whole lot of tryin it seems@@dead7163
A 5!? She has no business doing comedy
Damn, Tony’s subtle “and you haven’t eaten today” 😭
Why do so many female comics talk like this? Super annoying
Because women arent funny
It’s because they’re aware of the annoying valley girl voice enough to make fun of it from a place of irony, but their personality, as it’s wrapped up in what they’re trying to make fun of, is not enough to make any material present as ironic or funny.
It's from xanax
Interesting question. I'm sure it could be traced back to some female comic they're all trying to imitate. Who was the first?
Remove the word comics and it still makes sense
like how tony was like, "oh you're still talking about the flat chest thing?" to the girl when it's the only thing he talked about the entire video.
yeah, the chest jokes stopped being funny very quickly
Tony is a master at not being self aware it seems
@@youtubeuser4943 indeed, launching into a racist tirade during a gig, realising his mediocre career might be about to end then moan to the audience who were probably recirding him, that they thought he was being serious. He'd be cancelled if he wasnt a rainbow warrior.
He’s just an unfunny bully with 10th grade insults.
@@philthedrill2244 nah he has some absolute zingers sometimes
I like how Redban always look like the guy selling acid at the arcade
I actually bought acid from Brian one time
Hobo baggins sounded like William Montgomery when he was yellin 😭☠️😂😂😂😂
No way that’s a coincidence, right?
This gave me flashbacks of high school. Glad the torture was only 6 minutes, not 4 years.
Jesus That table line by Tim was a fatality lol
One comedian on that stage.
"No the problem was the comedy" TD for the win
Probably the best female comic on the planet
🤣🤣🤣
Except for all the dudes.
lol cold blooded savage
And yet your comment still topped her.
Truly
Timmy D doesn't even belong on this stage he's too funny for comedy.
Timmy D is Comedy!!!!
same goes for tony, redban, jeremiah, joelberg, and chroma chris. but lucky for us, theyre all there
yes or yes?!
He’s easily the funniest person on that stage by a mile
@@OGRE_HATES_NERDS nah they dont compare buddy
Nick Mullen on drums
Hell yeah dude
The "duh duh DUUUUUH" sound effect when she mentions her podcast 🤣🤣🤣
Why are all girls talking in a super low “I can’t even” sort of voice. It’s alike all women just turned into a stoner guy from the 70’s
They all adopt the same personality they see on tv.
Not everyone can have a sexy cheese grater voice like conald.
@@macyoung6634 tiktok*
@@JM-nt5ex yes exactly
Omg I hate it
This the kind of comedy netflix specials want
Whoever started the word budtender has got to be the funniest person alive
What a stupid fucking word, right?
She speaks like she’s cooler then she really is.
alright so the "whats everyones favorite school shooting" would be pretty funny if executed well
and if it wasn’t the opener
@@gutsfiend6678 shit i thought it was a good opener and it actually made me laugh. the rest of it... not so much
@@conorm9575 It will never work as an opener and it needs to be delivered with much more care - if at all.
This clip is golden!
She took it pretty well
She's still somehow funnier than Whitney Cummings
True 😂
I disagree
Wrong
You must think about her a lot to comment about someone not mentioned at all😂😂😂
I love the way Tim Dillon looks every act up and down when they come on stage like Hannibal Lecter scoping his latest meal.
A laugh much needed, thank you for this upload!
Jeremiah's face throughout her routine is the best part of the video
Goddamn I miss the fun circus this show used to be, compared to the relatively sterile thing today
I love Tim cause of this. REAL ASS DUDE
yup, Our Tim loves the real ass, dude.
@@IAmMorts nice
i don't get why she didn't mention she had a podcast when they asked her if there was anything interesting about her lol
@SP its not but they said "anything" lol
@@amir.420 i’m talking abt when they asked her not by the time she mentioned it
Alcohol and drugs that’s why
one of the most performative laughers i've ever seen, like chappelle x100
Dude on the Sax looks like he's in the midst of a hullicination lmao
I'm 27 seconds in and I can't watch this anymore. Please, someone sponsor this girl's college education. She's as cut out for comedy as Tim is cut out to be an elite level athlete.
Aw man i miss that guy on guitar 😞 always with the good ass lines
Tim’s little conformation wiggle after table comment was great
Still funnier than Amy Schumer
The sound effect after revealing she has a podcast 😂
She will have great success on the red scare podcast!
Jeremiah's face. Legend.
You can see her defense mechanism at play.
Ya mean keeping her cool under her nervousness while two of some of most quality comedians and ass-rippers around beat her up on stage? Yeah... See your point.
🤣🤣 when she said,"you're so mad" she was done for
@@mykmcgrane Sorry if comedy is the last bastion of meritocracy, aside from Netflix that is. You don't get a ribbon for walking on stage. Either you made people laugh or you didn't. Comedy should be a more self evident law than gravity. Screw this pretentious broad who had the narcissistic self reflection to think she was interesting enough to make people laugh. Marginalizes the talents of those select few who truly possess that ability.
“Crystal, those jokes fell flatter than your chest.”
She absolutely deserved that. 😂
I honestly just felt more bad for her than anything, that was brutally uncomfortable lol
Oh, detached ironic chick, never seen that before.
i would’ve ran out before the set even ended😂
Her: “How drunk should I get before going up?”
Also her: “YES”
The sound effects from the bank make this all into some unholy haunted nightmare 😂
3 edits in a 60 second set? Lol
hey fuck off
Tim has spoken
@@TheLegendofTimDillon hahahahah my king
Take some time and think about how this makes you feel. Then tell it to your stinky peter.
Tim dillion is the food club version of Farley
Man I don’t miss the old band whatsoever
Jeremiah Watkins writing lines on the fly. He is a godsend for the show lol
Chroma Chris going full William Montgomery
Almost thought it was him until I looked.
Apparently these bombings and roasts are integral to growing so
Who knows where her talent levels will be if she keeps trying
Loll the band mates were staring at her in awe
Tony be destroying people 😂
Honestly, i love that she went super dark but she had no setup at all just went right to it. I give this girl props, she just needs to develop her stuff.
Hey is your name an Oz reference?
@@foodchewer oh yea
Yeah, she needs to develop her chest if anything. Zing!
Ugh.
That's going to be Jimmy Failon's replacement in a year or two.
“No, the problem was the comedy.” 😂 that was brutal.
To whoever edited out her minute. God bless you.
The passive aggressiveness is killing me and society itself.
Hobo baggins “shit on the stage” joke was hilarious, idk why no one else thought that was funny
He sounds like William Montgomery
because they do this joke like almost all the time someone has a bad set
Honestly his delivery was bad I didn't even pick up that it was a homeless people shit on the floor joke lol
laughed we she said “wait this is genius”
I liked the beginning of her joke. And the way she played it
Hobo Baggins reminds me of William Montgomery lol
Regardless of her act, regardless, big Ups to Krystal for being a good-attitude-champ through that serious beating from Tony and Tim.
just too dumb to realize what was going on
wanna bet she cried backstage after this?
Jesus shut up
Me: I want hilarious comedy.
Wife: We have hilarious comedy at home.
These were the best days of the pod
She’s so brave.
🖕best comment for today
I'm stunned at how brave she is
I love the new band especially with how good they are, but I miss this
Not once have i clicked on a kill tony for the music the band was playing.. lol, new dudes are super lame
Bro this show is hilarious. How is it not more popular.
Haha what? It's the #1 live podcast on earth
Yeah her voice is chill as fuck and going NO WHERE!
Tim is too good to be up there with those other losers. Comedians should know when to give up on a particular subject
Or maybe he enjoys it and does it because he wants to? Who tf do you people think you are lmao acting like you know whats best for another grown man as you sit and do nothing with your own life
Y I K E S !
What a great set
Tim Dillon should be on the panel always.