Samples from the SCP Files [Old ITF]

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  • @matts2257
    @matts2257 Před 5 lety +13051

    Can we make Andre Bechert a certified SCP?

    • @isabatedcases5738
      @isabatedcases5738 Před 5 lety +542

      Matt Spedicy you mean Andre BecherT

    • @jan_kest
      @jan_kest Před 5 lety +217

      We were able to make some shitty tumblr blog into one. So yeah sure.

    • @HomoChomsky
      @HomoChomsky Před 5 lety +43

      HUMAN_MASK , let that controversy die.

    • @Loup-mx7yt
      @Loup-mx7yt Před 5 lety +13

      What would be anomalous about him? I'm curious

    • @Rainlights13
      @Rainlights13 Před 5 lety +300

      Deliberately saying his name without a hard T induces a strange feeling of unease and frustration in any listener, regardless of whether or not they are aware of its pronunciation

  • @SEEYAIAYE
    @SEEYAIAYE Před 4 lety +5183

    My favourite is the Tomato that launches itself at lethal force at someone who tells a shitty joke. SCP-504

    • @izanagino-okami8221
      @izanagino-okami8221 Před 4 lety +230

      I mean, dude. It's son simple, yet do broken, yet so awesome

    • @cherrisoda892
      @cherrisoda892 Před 4 lety +159

      Thank you for introducing me to this wonderful scp

    • @andotus7637
      @andotus7637 Před 4 lety +156

      The Critical Tomatoes. I’m pretty sure one of them once like decimated someone’s head and they died

    • @omegaipodmaniac
      @omegaipodmaniac Před 4 lety +160

      @@andotus7637 Gave him a massive skull fracture, according to the logs. He was given a news article of a Lenin statue that had a hole put through it via a bomb and said in response "That blows." Unless you were thinking of this one?
      Item: One mature SCP-504 tomato
      Subject: D-504-3
      Spoken: "So, I was going to bed, and my brother told me, 'Goodnight! Don't let the bedbugs stick their proboscis in your skin and suck your blood!'" *pause* "Good luck on a healthy dermis!"
      Result: Two-second pause before activity. Tomato clocked at [REDACTED]. Sound barrier broken. Subject killed.
      Some other examples include...
      -The tomatoes "reacting as if confused" when shown an SNL sketch involving Sarah Palin and Hillary Clinton.
      -Being told this glorious joke ("2009 is going to be a complex year. We already know the real part; we still have to find the imaginary part".) and moving so fast, it shatters the sound barrier, (it got to 3,500 kph apparently, more than three times the speed of sound).
      -Being given a small sample of the Monty Python sketch "The Funniest Joke In The World" and just exploding in place.
      -And of course, whatever it was that happened when exposed to SCP-904 (a piece of paper or something that "infects" people and makes it so that they talk poetically, such as rhyming a whole bunch or some shit), which was evidently so bad that all the report says is [DATA EXPUNGED].
      Yeah, this entry has my vote for best SCP.

    • @vasseur9912
      @vasseur9912 Před 4 lety +151

      "Whoever snuck SCP-504 into the cafeteria kitchen is getting terminated. Those tomato slices are like fucking shurikens." - Dr. Blast

  • @itssodatime6437
    @itssodatime6437 Před 5 lety +4994

    I gazed into the void and Bernie Sanders looked back at me

    • @bracedfob9188
      @bracedfob9188 Před 4 lety +212

      "I am once again asking for your financial support"

    • @zeta970
      @zeta970 Před 4 lety +16

      Braced Fob918 i totally read that in patrick’s “stop it you’re scaring him patrick” voice

    • @laurocoman
      @laurocoman Před 4 lety +14

      @@kefkaswk9334 "Joe Biden is my friend".

    • @matheussanthiago9685
      @matheussanthiago9685 Před 4 lety +24

      too bad 2020 was completely uneventful and unimportant, if only something could've happened to open america's eyes to its need for public health

    • @noahd.2353
      @noahd.2353 Před 4 lety +1

      As it should be.

  • @Mykil47
    @Mykil47 Před 4 lety +3782

    “You’re just mad because you’re angry.” Is what I’m going to say to my fiancé from now on when she’s mad and I’ll see how it goes.

  • @Csp499
    @Csp499 Před 4 lety +3445

    "Why was that redacted? That's stupid" ought to be the SCP foundation's slogan.

    • @JohnSmith-dd3zi
      @JohnSmith-dd3zi Před 3 lety +50

      I image those are just blanks that are redacted, nobody knows.

    • @chaptereight3406
      @chaptereight3406 Před 3 lety +153

      its so annoying how these are somewhat written scientific reports but do not include the important data, its like doing a research but not displaying the samples

    • @Alex_K221
      @Alex_K221 Před 3 lety +30

      Csp499
      It sounds like something Dr. Bright would say.

    • @chronofuge
      @chronofuge Před 3 lety +61

      My "favorite" is when they do [redacted]/[redacted]/[redacted] for a date. Like why are you only redacting the numbers? Wouldn't it be more secure to redact it all so people have less info if it leaks?

    • @johnathanhodskins5820
      @johnathanhodskins5820 Před 3 lety +9

      Typically its somthing that if described would ruin the story

  • @littlebunnyfoofoo209
    @littlebunnyfoofoo209 Před 5 lety +4621

    I almost stopped watching after the pistachio story i was so scared

    • @Kiddy7180
      @Kiddy7180 Před 5 lety +97

      Ness C. Bru I didn't get scared, i had my kanna pillow with me 😎

    • @eggfordays3897
      @eggfordays3897 Před 5 lety +11

      Why kanna

    • @Kiddy7180
      @Kiddy7180 Před 5 lety +51

      egg for days because she's better than your waifu and she's my numba one

    • @eggfordays3897
      @eggfordays3897 Před 5 lety +56

      Unbelievable

    • @alyandjake9090
      @alyandjake9090 Před 5 lety

      Ness C. Spoopy

  • @colintherookmain7419
    @colintherookmain7419 Před 5 lety +3665

    The visual humor of Volgun’s video background falling apart was amazing.

  • @SketchAndEtch
    @SketchAndEtch Před 5 lety +3947

    "gamers against weed" group of interest is basically what would happen if /b/ got reality-altering powers.

    • @aribantala
      @aribantala Před 4 lety +236

      Sometimes, the world is just very merciful that this kind of reality is not our reality.

    • @dreamyliamy2537
      @dreamyliamy2537 Před 4 lety +173

      no that would just be them putting porn everywhere

    • @yegorgribenuke6853
      @yegorgribenuke6853 Před 4 lety +112

      @@dreamyliamy2537 swastikas and Hitler

    • @chonchjohnch
      @chonchjohnch Před 4 lety +24

      /b/ is just /trash/

    • @blackwolfrules56
      @blackwolfrules56 Před 4 lety +77

      @@chonchjohnch /trash/ is a thousand times better then that shithole.

  • @charlottebiscuit4133
    @charlottebiscuit4133 Před 4 lety +1203

    i love that "gamers against weed" is cannon in the scp universe

    • @robertcampbell3019
      @robertcampbell3019 Před 4 lety +42

      Nothing is canon

    • @robertcampbell3019
      @robertcampbell3019 Před 4 lety +3

      @Tl2aV Ok I responded very angrily to you and now the comment is gone hwat hallened 😡😾

    • @politech2722
      @politech2722 Před 4 lety +27

      robert campbell Your mom probably ate it

    • @robertcampbell3019
      @robertcampbell3019 Před 4 lety +4

      @@politech2722 Ok I responded very angrily to you and now the comment is gone hwat hallened 😡

    • @pandapotato1617
      @pandapotato1617 Před 4 lety +11

      There is no canon

  • @NicholasKratzer
    @NicholasKratzer Před 5 lety +2259

    The tape reel exploding off during the my little pony SCP was my favorite part. It was so random it made me laugh, like the equipment itself couldn't stand the shitty SCP

    • @mariecakeantoinette437
      @mariecakeantoinette437 Před 5 lety +41

      SCP-096 isn't actually Pinkie Pie but it may as well be Pinkamena Diane Pie.

    • @dylanflynn1895
      @dylanflynn1895 Před 4 lety +109

      No it's just plagiarized shy-guy

    • @skelly1004
      @skelly1004 Před 4 lety +67

      Funny part is that it's literally just an MLP version of SCP-096 which is getting a short film made about it.

    • @altrivotzck6565
      @altrivotzck6565 Před 4 lety +21

      They should've used fluttershy instead lol. Shy is literally in her name.

    • @isaacevilman7586
      @isaacevilman7586 Před 3 lety +12

      Altrivotzck They probably chose Pinkie Pie because of Smile.exe

  • @justbear9641
    @justbear9641 Před 5 lety +2216

    Apparently 24 is pronounced 12 huh interesting

  • @cursedex80
    @cursedex80 Před 5 lety +385

    I absolutely lost it at the Nintendo Seals of Quality.

  • @johnthwing
    @johnthwing Před 5 lety +4457

    I like to think that the SCP community actually has some talented and original artists (mainly writers) that keep the genre from being a complete cringe-fest...then there's content like this

    • @dragondan244
      @dragondan244 Před 4 lety +401

      Have you read the orabories cycle? Or a voice behind me? Most of the SCPs are written well. Also the cannon is whatever you make it.

    • @LeFaisDoDo
      @LeFaisDoDo Před 4 lety +31

      You’re doing it wrong bud

    • @fiddlesticks7245
      @fiddlesticks7245 Před 4 lety +362

      @patrick howard redditors ruined the site as they do everything. They need to be forcefully restrained to their containment website

    • @ChanchoSleepy
      @ChanchoSleepy Před 4 lety +109

      patrick howard Wtf? The 5000 series so far has been really good wtf

    • @geomidia8998
      @geomidia8998 Před 4 lety +61

      @@ChanchoSleepy SCP - 5000 is the best so far

  • @CheeseInTheOven
    @CheeseInTheOven Před 5 lety +2275

    SCP 1237:
    Name: Andre Bechert
    Class: Euclid

    • @Dean.....
      @Dean..... Před 5 lety +94

      If I wasn't so lazy I would have thought up a whole backstory on how that hard T made its way into a call of duty game and became the hit marker and extended exposure to its hypnotic effects at an early age causes the individual to spread the disease as it transforms into a meme and starts infesting youtube poops to further expand its influence.

    • @ol_fortune9474
      @ol_fortune9474 Před 5 lety +28

      Andre Bechert *T U T*

    • @EHyde-ir9gb
      @EHyde-ir9gb Před 5 lety +66

      Description: SCP-hardT-J is an internet anomaly commonly found in the popular youtuber [redacted]'s patreon under the name "Andre Bechert". As of yet, only the youtuber in question is aware of the entity's real life counterpart. As such, it is only known to exhibit its anomalous effects online.
      SCP-hardT-J has a cognitohazardous effect, which causes anyone attempting to pronounce his name, to do so with a hard T. When asked about the cause of this, most subjects cited nervousness.

    • @WorldWarZ2
      @WorldWarZ2 Před 5 lety +3

      I miss him so much...

    • @peepoobeepoo5842
      @peepoobeepoo5842 Před 5 lety +2

      K A T E R

  • @DesolatorMagic
    @DesolatorMagic Před 5 lety +2561

    Bro those fish are freaking expensive. If my pistachios turned into trout, boom, I'm rich. I'm selling those suckers.

  • @Remon_
    @Remon_ Před 3 lety +201

    Most disturbing thing about this is that you cant tell whether it was written by a 12-year old or a fully grown man .

  • @Glassandcandy
    @Glassandcandy Před 3 lety +467

    The funny thing about "sic semper cannabis" is that it can be translated as "thus always FOR cannabis" rather than "TO cannabis", making it sound like they'll do anything for good bud lol

    • @NullFX
      @NullFX Před 3 lety +2

      Same tho

    • @DEVS_VLTIMA
      @DEVS_VLTIMA Před 3 lety +1

      True that

    • @inktoxicant
      @inktoxicant Před 3 lety +14

      I donated plasma for weed money before, sic semper cannabis

    • @nataliehawkins6392
      @nataliehawkins6392 Před rokem

      like count is 420

    • @moomyung9231
      @moomyung9231 Před 9 měsíci

      I was confused by the slogan as well. I'm not great at Latin, but I'm pretty sure that's not how it would be written.

  • @grapesoder1301
    @grapesoder1301 Před 5 lety +2664

    Remember: No Fun

  • @herstorian2743
    @herstorian2743 Před 5 lety +1306

    SCP - 8008135

    • @raintrain9921
      @raintrain9921 Před 5 lety +122

      Internet Herstorian object class -boobclid

    • @floppaquest4916
      @floppaquest4916 Před 5 lety +67

      Special containment procedures: throw a bra at it

    • @user-iq3xc5gc1f
      @user-iq3xc5gc1f Před 5 lety +53

      what the HECK is this SEXISM!? SCP does NOT stand for SEXIST COCKS on PROZZIES and you should be ashamed, enjoy your ban kiddo.

    • @SeanSpencersRedHotChilliSemen
      @SeanSpencersRedHotChilliSemen Před 5 lety +43

      Description: Anomalously large tits

    • @5uperM
      @5uperM Před 5 lety +20

      containment procedures: scp-8008135 cannot be conteined

  • @dirlewangerhomelessgothsce5630

    The government made SCP into a meme to discredit it

    • @baconsir1159
      @baconsir1159 Před 3 lety +18

      The Foundation you mean. Governments ain’t got shit on them.

    • @Cryros_sphere
      @Cryros_sphere Před 3 lety

      Love the pfp bro
      GLR gang

    • @tmsplltrs
      @tmsplltrs Před 2 lety

      Best comment.

    • @MegatronEnthusiast
      @MegatronEnthusiast Před 2 lety

      @@baconsir1159 the foundation is funded by the government but the foundation do their own things.

  • @ArchangelSteve
    @ArchangelSteve Před 4 lety +421

    To be fair, "Smoka Cola" is a pretty good username.

  • @devinschaefer5646
    @devinschaefer5646 Před 5 lety +919

    I’d like to give a special thanks to Andre BecherT

    • @Cole-xq2tl
      @Cole-xq2tl Před 5 lety

      Always thought it was Muslim Wiki because I only listen to his videos lol

  • @OayxYT
    @OayxYT Před 5 lety +299

    The smoke meme killed me at 096. So subtle but so hilarious

    • @user-wo1yt1fl1z
      @user-wo1yt1fl1z Před 4 lety +12

      Yeah, I watch the volgun all the time and if that happened, i would be cracking up lol.

  • @justas423
    @justas423 Před 4 lety +753

    Alternate title: "Volgun trying to stay serious"

  • @miltonpirsos11
    @miltonpirsos11 Před 5 lety +114

    I was actually scared cus of the music during the pistachios, and I thought of the unsalted pistachios on my desk behind me bursting open with fish.

  • @netglitch5943
    @netglitch5943 Před 5 lety +158

    9:05 this whole sequence of the background just falling apart is amazing.

  • @jimberley6341
    @jimberley6341 Před 5 lety +1825

    SCP-015
    Name: Burger King Foot Lettuce

    • @iciclefox9901
      @iciclefox9901 Před 5 lety +36

      Deadly for sure

    • @galacticdog1641
      @galacticdog1641 Před 4 lety +43

      There a scp video on 15 most dangreous scp narrated by chills

    • @imgladnotu9527
      @imgladnotu9527 Před 4 lety +18

      Memetic Hazard

    • @SCP096.
      @SCP096. Před 3 lety +1

      Once eaten the voice will become slow a deep

    • @trailer.prince
      @trailer.prince Před 2 měsíci

      @@galacticdog1641OMG CHECKED U WERENT KIDDING IM DYING😂

  • @aila6814
    @aila6814 Před 5 lety +68

    my favorite part of this video is either them cracking up over smoka cola or the part where volgun reads "you're just mad cause you're angry."

  • @Jamzmahname
    @Jamzmahname Před 5 lety +175

    Thank you internet historian, very cool.

  • @dansnell5774
    @dansnell5774 Před 5 lety +525

    RIP The Hottest Doorknob of All Time
    PS: SCP 420-J needs... further experimenting... _hits blunt_

    • @xopowoHiro
      @xopowoHiro Před 5 lety +104

      That doorknob was so fucking hot man. What a slutty little doorknob.

    • @mariokarter13
      @mariokarter13 Před 5 lety +57

      I just love twisting it.

    • @Assault_Butter_Knife
      @Assault_Butter_Knife Před 5 lety +40

      mariokarter13 But did it consent though?

    • @tangy2783
      @tangy2783 Před 5 lety +7

      Assault butter knife with tactical grip no. The whole thing is it makes everyone want to assault it.

    • @richardlionerheart1945
      @richardlionerheart1945 Před 5 lety +14

      no you mong it is attractive to everyone not make everyone want to assault it

  • @karii2145
    @karii2145 Před 5 lety +96

    I like how the projector breaks halfway through SCP-096 getting read.

  • @natqevalhiindisguise141
    @natqevalhiindisguise141 Před 5 lety +863

    nobody:
    Volgun: */andɹɛɪ bəʃɛɹtʼ/*

  • @wilsonmccoy240
    @wilsonmccoy240 Před 5 lety +1076

    There's only one fool-proof way to test the character-limit of a comment and that's achieved by

    • @ineednochannelyoutube5384
      @ineednochannelyoutube5384 Před 5 lety +70

      Pasting the dull manuscript of Atlas Shrugged into it.

    • @mftripz8445
      @mftripz8445 Před 4 lety +11

      I need no channel youtube! The entire script of macbeth including stage directions and obnoxious narrating of the scene

    • @truffeltroll6668
      @truffeltroll6668 Před 3 lety +6

      [Redacted]

  • @ThatBugBehindYou
    @ThatBugBehindYou Před 5 lety +1473

    Remember when SCP decided to take itself seriously and became a great site filled with excellent writing and the occasional gag that against all odds didn't break emersion and only served as a nice break from the others?
    Pepperidge Farms remembers.

    • @john2432
      @john2432 Před 5 lety +59

      I member

    • @thanos4314
      @thanos4314 Před 5 lety +22

      3008 is my favorite

    • @WingMaster562
      @WingMaster562 Před 4 lety +227

      I remember it too. Yet alas, nothing lasts forever, and with popularity comes the normies. Nothing is too sacred, nor too serious. It's just the fact of society.
      .
      But hey, it only makes me appreciate great writing even more, be it classics or new ones.

    • @lurighashandarei1318
      @lurighashandarei1318 Před 4 lety +36

      I actually didn't know scp by that time. I don't even think when this was, since I saw for the first time the scp website with that controversy about some lgbtq+members

    • @mgeiger2341
      @mgeiger2341 Před 4 lety +108

      @@lurighashandarei1318 They can't handle those sexy doorknobs.

  • @motalux
    @motalux Před 4 lety +658

    It's super interesting hearing TheVolgun just shut off his accent when he is reading

    • @GenuineRage
      @GenuineRage Před 4 lety +41

      I mean he’s just using a different accent lol

    • @C.I...
      @C.I... Před 4 lety +67

      Man, the shit Americans come out with sometimes is astounding.

    • @jeltje50
      @jeltje50 Před 4 lety +12

      Lol you can't "turn off an accent"...

    • @ghost.patrols
      @ghost.patrols Před 4 lety +40

      From his perspective, he’s turning on an accent :)

    • @camonsamon4894
      @camonsamon4894 Před 3 lety +8

      @@jeltje50 well evidently you technically can

  • @cyanide7389
    @cyanide7389 Před 3 lety +43

    I loved the 096 bit. The room fills with more and more smoke before catching on fire, and everything fucking up in the room more and more.

  • @mysteryman8667
    @mysteryman8667 Před 5 lety +73

    The T in bechert sounds like a hit marker

  • @crimson90
    @crimson90 Před 5 lety +486

    24=12
    Got it.

  • @RenegadesReact
    @RenegadesReact Před 2 lety +28

    Ah... Newgrounds... Where my childhood was murdered with a Tire Iron... Good Times!

  • @CaleTheNail
    @CaleTheNail Před 4 lety +44

    Whisper shouting is the epitome of good acting

  • @ThePppp89
    @ThePppp89 Před 5 lety +362

    Hang on a second, what kind of weird ass MLP version of SCP-096 were you guys reading?

  • @keddiels9843
    @keddiels9843 Před 5 lety +49

    I couldn't help but burst out laughing when he said "ponies come real" in that dramatic voice

  • @Sprottel_SFM
    @Sprottel_SFM Před 5 lety +68

    8:45 me everytime i listen to a scp reading

  • @methuselahhoneysuckass
    @methuselahhoneysuckass Před 11 měsíci +4

    6:43 if only they knew what would be in store for the future

  • @CooperThief
    @CooperThief Před 5 lety +706

    I was binging your other in the fields earlier, this is great. Also when is My immortal part 2?

    • @JanitorScruffy
      @JanitorScruffy Před 5 lety +171

      Begone Prep

    • @He-who-wakes
      @He-who-wakes Před 5 lety +57

      Fangs to you

    • @IHincognitoMode
      @IHincognitoMode  Před 5 lety +140

      thanks! a few days -- up to a week. will be livestreaming more editing of it soon

    • @britishnerd3919
      @britishnerd3919 Před 5 lety +20

      Internet Historian: Incognito Mode fangs, we are waiting with baited breath.

    • @bigslurpee2078
      @bigslurpee2078 Před 5 lety +4

      I CAN'T LIKE YOUR COMMENT. You're Shrek and you have 420 Likes I mean c'mon.

  • @JunkJester6131
    @JunkJester6131 Před 5 lety +151

    Internet Historian meets The Volgun?
    My life is complete.

  • @merrittgaming
    @merrittgaming Před 3 lety +11

    I absolutely lost it when the reel-to-reel shot off into space and caught fire lmao

  • @frost1183
    @frost1183 Před rokem +9

    That dudes American accent is impeccable. His ability to portray a sort of American scientist studying these monsters is amazingly.

    • @greypaladin7361
      @greypaladin7361 Před 9 měsíci

      It’s really only occasionally when he says a word in an Irish way, while doing his American accent. But I still love his Lombardi voice.

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. Před 5 lety +1309

    A surprise collab to be sure, but a welcome one.

  • @ImnotCarlSagan
    @ImnotCarlSagan Před 5 lety +34

    Holly crap this is a match made in heaven for me.

  • @dragonslibrary9207
    @dragonslibrary9207 Před 3 lety +23

    Everybody gangsta until the [redacted] starts [data expunged]

  • @mandothing506
    @mandothing506 Před 4 lety +9

    I’ve literally only heard TheVolgun being serious, so this is super entertaining! I want to watch more of this!

  • @redthejack927
    @redthejack927 Před 5 lety +29

    Oh dammit, im sure it will be a great video but im on the edge of my seat waiting for part2 of the vampire harrypotter diaries fan fiction...that shit goood

  • @johnmckenzie4223
    @johnmckenzie4223 Před 5 lety +821

    Fortnite takes place in the same universe as The Powerpuff Girls. Now, before you start ranting, hear me out. Fortnite has Thanos in it. Thanos is in Marvel Vs. Capcom Infinite. Mega Man X is in Marvel vs. Capcom, and Mega Man X in the same universe as Mega Man, since Dr. Light created both of them. Mega Man is in Smash Bros, and so is Pac Man, who appears in Wreck-it Ralph. One scene in Wreck-it Ralph shows a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles arcade machine, and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles have a comic book crossover with Batman. Scooby Doo and the Mystery Gang show up in an episode of Batman. Scooby Doo, of course, has a crossover with Johnny Bravo. Johnny Bravo is in an obscure Smash Bros. ripoff for the Wii, called Cartoon Network: Punch Time Explosion. All three Powerpuff Girls show up in this game. Therefore, my conclusion here is that Fortnite does in fact take place in the same universe as The Powerpuff Girls.

    • @KakaCarrotCakeVideos
      @KakaCarrotCakeVideos Před 5 lety +46

      So... does this mean that fucking Gorillaz take place in the same universe as Fortnite!?

    • @nicninja3575
      @nicninja3575 Před 5 lety +14

      MatPat is that you?

    • @freyastuchbery7130
      @freyastuchbery7130 Před 5 lety +18

      Fortnite would also be in the same universe as Gorillas as well, by proxy. Eat shit, Marvel, this is the supreme connected universe.

    • @crisisboy5822
      @crisisboy5822 Před 5 lety +4

      *X-files theme plays*

    • @lightningspirit5695
      @lightningspirit5695 Před 5 lety

      @@kaistzar2831 Disney XD has already died long ever since the censorship came in... (PLUS I WILL BE EXPECTING THEM TO USE "GAME ENDED")

  • @lifeisoverated81
    @lifeisoverated81 Před 3 lety +13

    I like the group of interest known as 'AWCY' = 'Are We Cool Yet'. If I remember correctly they deal with or produce anomalous art.

  • @tinycockjock1967
    @tinycockjock1967 Před 4 lety +12

    I’m on the toilet after a bout of explosive diarrhea and I realized I don’t have any toilet paper. This is the soundtrack for it

  • @clarambrosia9834
    @clarambrosia9834 Před 5 lety +101

    spoopy

  • @boogaloo4047
    @boogaloo4047 Před 5 lety +42

    I was expecting multiple things today, this was not one of them

    • @2175Nono
      @2175Nono Před 5 lety

      Distorted Mutahar What else were you expecting? Just curious

    • @Dv2YT
      @Dv2YT Před 5 lety

      I could say the same about you lol

    • @testname4464
      @testname4464 Před 5 lety

      o no, dady is hurt

  • @avalonjustin
    @avalonjustin Před 3 lety

    I love this video so much. You put so much work into your uploads man.

  • @AWonderfulGalaxy
    @AWonderfulGalaxy Před 5 lety +1

    After a tough time in my life, you guys made me laugh. It made my heart feel better. Thank you so much!

  • @chazstones7424
    @chazstones7424 Před 5 lety +13

    This is literally my favorite series on the internet right now

  • @DeathAlchemist
    @DeathAlchemist Před 5 lety +142

    Gamers against weed is the best group of instance. The Nerf Gun is one of the best scps.

    • @brianbread7698
      @brianbread7698 Před 5 lety +10

      Death Alchemist Nah Dr.Wondertainment was better.

    • @DeathAlchemist
      @DeathAlchemist Před 5 lety +1

      Brian Bread they are a close second for me. Mr.Headless is the best.

    • @brianbread7698
      @brianbread7698 Před 5 lety +2

      Death Alchemist I mean GAW did copy Dr.Wondertainment.

    • @DeathAlchemist
      @DeathAlchemist Před 5 lety

      Brian Bread How?

    • @brianbread7698
      @brianbread7698 Před 5 lety +4

      Death Alchemist They made their own Little Mr.Misters series.

  • @visicircle
    @visicircle Před rokem

    What an awesome cross-over! Love both of your work!

  • @Natival
    @Natival Před 4 lety

    I’ve been watching both of you for so long and I can’t believe I never saw this until now

  • @d4148
    @d4148 Před 5 lety +270

    The rise, fall, and decay. Of the SCP Foundation website

    • @supermansuperman3047
      @supermansuperman3047 Před 5 lety +5

      no that's mumkey jones's thing, not historian of the internet

    • @theemeraldexpress7902
      @theemeraldexpress7902 Před 5 lety +5

      The Old Man would be proud.

    • @rouka120
      @rouka120 Před 5 lety +4

      Superman Superman lmao
      I love how Mumkey’s a wannabe shitlord even though he was major bros with Digibro and was a broni. It cracks me up.

    • @d4148
      @d4148 Před 5 lety

      Superman Superman so? It's a saying that can be used to describe most things on the internet today

    • @coolguy9189
      @coolguy9189 Před 5 lety +3

      chershey how is scp dying?

  • @eduardomiano282
    @eduardomiano282 Před 5 lety +214

    People should start commenting "before Justin Y" instead of "first"

    • @Hevvvyyy
      @Hevvvyyy Před 5 lety +6

      Eduardo Miano this could work , might bring an end to justin y's reign of tyranny

    • @ironraccoon3536
      @ironraccoon3536 Před 5 lety +3

      Wasn't there a guy before him who appeared in the comments of every video? Not Stickmaster. Someone else.

    • @Brightrich26
      @Brightrich26 Před 5 lety +2

      Iron Raccoon
      You mean the venerable Misaka Mikoto?

    • @Brightrich26
      @Brightrich26 Před 5 lety

      Sneaky Snek Had actually forgotten about the fruit with shades, since I haven't seen him recently. But Misaka is the oldest and personally most memorable comment tuber from my time on site.

    • @Hevvvyyy
      @Hevvvyyy Před 5 lety

      anti brony master race then someone worse will take over

  • @bardofbedlam9402
    @bardofbedlam9402 Před 3 lety +2

    Two of my favorite creators in one video. I need a personal moment.

  • @TheWaInut
    @TheWaInut Před 4 lety +23

    Holy shit it just clicked with me that TheVolgun is just doing a really good American accent. Damn dude I never realized

  • @keepXonXrockin
    @keepXonXrockin Před 5 lety +21

    Clash of the accents

  • @RadicalEdward2
    @RadicalEdward2 Před 3 lety +3

    I like how the cigarette smoke used for Volgun’s lecture escalated an actual fire breaking out

  • @nikolaisthirdeye1913
    @nikolaisthirdeye1913 Před 5 lety

    This is a cross over episode I never knew I wanted but now that I have it I need more of this long time fan of both channels keep up the great work lads

  • @kebostek
    @kebostek Před 5 lety

    So THIS is why I suddenly started getting recommendations to TheVolgun some months ago. Very fun channel, I watched everything after the point when he upgraded his audio.

  • @josephschultz3301
    @josephschultz3301 Před 4 lety +3

    I already like Volgun's videos a lot, but just listening to him hang out and have fun makes him seem even cooler.

  • @ryanroth9482
    @ryanroth9482 Před 5 lety +10

    3:03 "contains 12 unshelled and roasted pistachios" but it's actually 24 i'm enraged

  • @PinaKoalaGaming
    @PinaKoalaGaming Před 2 lety

    Been subbed to this channel for 2 weeks. The Volgun for 3 years. How is this just now in my feed!!

  • @ddidomenico2156
    @ddidomenico2156 Před 4 lety +1

    An Irish fellow and an Australian gent walk into a bar; they glance at the full wall mirror behind the bartender. The glowing eyes of a dozen Bernie Sanders glares at them with distain. They are never heard from again.
    No but really, you guys are two of my favorite voices on CZcams, love you fellows🤘

  • @clockworkserpent
    @clockworkserpent Před 3 lety +4

    The editing during the Scp096 was genius😂😂😂😂

  • @nzane1216
    @nzane1216 Před 4 lety +4

    Let's take a moment to enjoy the volgun video background deteriorating into a state of chaos as he continues reading

  • @Avannior
    @Avannior Před 4 lety

    Two of my favorites channels doing a video together. NICE

  • @wantedparts8256
    @wantedparts8256 Před 2 lety +2

    “Your just mad because you are angry” Ah yes the floor is made of floor

  • @janku7896
    @janku7896 Před 4 lety +12

    Sic Semper Cannabis = "It is always hemp."

  • @geraldtheoctopus1594
    @geraldtheoctopus1594 Před 2 lety +4

    8:43 The top speed is 46 kilometers per hour, they redacted it to make it sound faster.

    • @mishano6087
      @mishano6087 Před 2 lety

      ...it's not tho it's documented that thier pursuit choppers couldn't keep up with it , seeing as theyre a clandestine shadow government with unlimited funds it's fair to say they have they top of the line of all thier equipment.. the fastest prototype helicopters currently can do about 430kmph so let's assume they at least have birds like that and they couldn't keep up with it. Also when they tested showing it to somone on the moon it ran so fast that it surpassed breakthrough velocity an literally ran from earth into orbit and launched itself to the moon so I'd say it can probably do more than 43 kmph. Also Incase you didn't know it's not a pony that was a joke. Lol

    • @geraldtheoctopus1594
      @geraldtheoctopus1594 Před 2 lety +1

      @@mishano6087 I guess I have to put a large disclaimer at the end of all of my jokes, confirming that it is in fact a joke.

  • @alybe1801
    @alybe1801 Před 3 lety +2

    7:58 fucking love how there's a fuck ton of smoke coming out as soon as he talks about pinky pie

  • @FunnyYouTubethings
    @FunnyYouTubethings Před 10 měsíci

    OMG both of the best channels in the same videos!

  • @d.o.f.t.1578
    @d.o.f.t.1578 Před 5 lety +6

    8:12 dàmn he’s really going ham on the smoke machine

  • @nejdalej
    @nejdalej Před 3 lety +3

    "That voice acting is not on fleek."
    - The Volgun.

  • @SirDgor
    @SirDgor Před 5 lety +1

    the clang at like 9:12 spooked me more than anything

  • @777boondox
    @777boondox Před 3 lety

    You guys are golden, make more!

  • @AmazingAce
    @AmazingAce Před 5 lety +36

    SCP mods be like SC-Go to the polls

  • @mechazard9883
    @mechazard9883 Před 5 lety +104

    Press f for scp

  • @quinnskazka9857
    @quinnskazka9857 Před 5 lety

    This is now my new favorite scp video of all times

  • @FisforFenton
    @FisforFenton Před 5 lety

    Confinement by lord bung is awesome. Some of the best SCP content on youtube.

  • @t0xcn253
    @t0xcn253 Před rokem +6

    Volgun has the most convincing American accent in the SCP game, so off putting to recall that it is not his natural way of speaking.

  • @creeperizak8971
    @creeperizak8971 Před 5 lety +16

    I like how the tape recorder is vaping.

  • @rednefarious6968
    @rednefarious6968 Před 3 lety +1

    I've watched every Volgan reading and they're fantastic

  • @18themxxn_
    @18themxxn_ Před 4 lety

    Two of the most brilliant voices in the platform collaborating... Perfection.

  • @LordJackass
    @LordJackass Před 3 lety +4

    it's amazing to see a serious youtuber like TheVolgun who typically does horror just get really goofy, really refreshing and hilarious to see him break character like that. also, love that bit you did with the tape recorder at 9:04 died of hysterics.

  • @minifridge337
    @minifridge337 Před 5 lety +132

    Andre BecherTTTT

  • @hallosx2
    @hallosx2 Před 5 lety +1

    i just fucking love how reel to reel breaks during the scp-096 reading

  • @thechristmascretin7034

    This is the collab I never knew I needed so badly