How's that feel, ya blockhead? Ya great lactating wet nurse! Don't fret, boyo. I'll be gentle! Oh, they're goin' ta have to glue you back together...IN HELL! And that's what yeh get for touching that! You appear to have trodden on a mine! Bloody hell, those ones were me favorites! Let that be a bloody lesson to yeh! Couldn't ya see the bloody bombs? You're all bloody dead! We did it, mate! I didn't need your help y'know That'll teach 'em! And then I'll grow yer arse's arse and I'm the grass man, punk yeah heaven's heathen... Any one of you, I... **Belches** Any of you that think ye're better 'n me you're gon' have another thing c-... ...the BOTH of yeh on you... ...Everyone thinks I'm just a one-eyed bloody monster, god damnit... **Sobbing** ..."Everyone thinks I'm...God damn it...**weeping** **unintelligible gibberish** "Any one of you **belches** Everyone, damn it... **sobs** Aye, me bottle o' scrumpy! ...gonna take down to the pain train station in train town... Ka-boooom! Kablooie! There can be only one... eye! There can be only one!
@@athenajayvieljerios8343 I mean tbh if you catch a cop off guard you might be able to take down a cop with an air soft mini gun I mean just look at the thing
Bro, imagine some guy comes onto a field wielding a fucking minigun, dressed head to toe in camo, protective screen on his helmet gleaming in the sunlight with the Terminator music playing in the background
Imagine you're a robber, you break into someone's house who owns one of these, and just see someone staring at you with a grenade launcher pointed at your face.
The grenade launcher depends on the shells you use, the mini gun is mostly illegal on most fields and out of reach by basically everyone and the strafer is just not legal anywhere probably not even to carry
Which one of these would hurt the most?
The grenade launcher for sure, I know because I've been shot by one at close range lol
the one that looks like sasha
tf2 fans will know
@@shreksarmy3093 WHO TOUCHED SASHA
The minigun hurts your wallet the most
I would have to give it a tie between #1 and #1
It cost 400 thousand dollars to fire this weapon for 12 seconds
I get it :)
400 thousand?
@EmperorOrange tf2 joke
@@ericcortez9907 its 120 thousand not 400
@@ericcortez9907 oh
The thief in my home looking at me with a grenade launcher:
If hes romanian then he is the one holding the launcher in a second đł
@@luki188 đł
@@luki188 đł
@@luki188 đł
@@luki188 đł
"What makes me a good demoman?"
If I were a bad demoman I wouldn't be sitting here discussing it with you now would i
YESS!!!! DO IT!!!!
One of you is gonna survive
What reference is that, tf2?
@@MetalGodMasinoAYE
Heavy and demoman going wildđ„
Cant forget the engineers sentry with the third one
@@TakeASlice-MusicENGINEER GAMING
â@@lamentablementeshitpost7094You are the reason TF2 must die
The strafer is actually meant to be a riot control weapon, ain't no fucking way any field would allow that đ
IT is allowed
"if it can't kill you, it's not prohibited."
- Me
Wear proper gears, and they'll even allow pellet guns.
@@shallihelpyou1017 Whatever field that says that is definitely not legally registered/insured.
@@BisforBlyat _____
joke------ YOU ------>
âstarting with #1 coming in as the~â
âand lastly #1 is the~â
dude 600ft per second aka 200 meters per second dude that thing is 600km/h fast almost as fast as plane seems pretty lethal
@@tristecreal bruh. Heâs talking about how he says coming in at #1 twice
â@@tristecreal are you completely illiterate or otherwise mentally crippled?
@@DarkShard5728 learn math
â@@tristecreal what?
#1 âHAEL AT EM LADS!!!â
#2 âIâve never seen someone outsmart bulletâ
#3 âYour gonna need more gun, sonâ
Sir yes engineers
â@@figsane_fig2Can she make a grilled cheese?
â@@D3m0manTF2Yes
so im the only one who notices it says #1, #2, #1
The first weapon scream "what's make me a good demoman"
"If I were a bad demoman, I wouldn't be sitting here, discussing with you now would I?"
@@tjspov2776 go to hell and tell the devil i coming for him next
The second scream cry some more
"Im a black scottish cyclops"
@@EpikMemer69 They got more fecking sea monsters in the great Lochett Ness than they got the likes of me
Minigun: 50 RPS
Me: *"IT'S COWARD KILLING TIME!"*
use metal pellets
for extra dmg
ICS 40mm grenade launcher: *exists
Any demoman main: * Scottish music starts
Engi mains will cry
@@kiryukazuma6995 true
Demo mains when they see someone flying (they canât hit pills)
@@kiryukazuma6995 *short circuit sounds in background*
How's that feel, ya blockhead?
Ya great lactating wet nurse!
Don't fret, boyo. I'll be gentle!
Oh, they're goin' ta have to glue you back together...IN HELL!
And that's what yeh get for touching that!
You appear to have trodden on a mine!
Bloody hell, those ones were me favorites!
Let that be a bloody lesson to yeh!
Couldn't ya see the bloody bombs?
You're all bloody dead!
We did it, mate!
I didn't need your help y'know
That'll teach 'em!
And then I'll grow yer arse's arse and I'm the grass man, punk yeah heaven's heathen...
Any one of you, I... **Belches**
Any of you that think ye're better 'n me you're gon' have another thing c-...
...the BOTH of yeh on you...
...Everyone thinks I'm just a one-eyed bloody monster, god damnit... **Sobbing**
..."Everyone thinks I'm...God damn it...**weeping**
**unintelligible gibberish**
"Any one of you **belches** Everyone, damn it... **sobs**
Aye, me bottle o' scrumpy!
...gonna take down to the pain train station in train town...
Ka-boooom!
Kablooie!
There can be only one... eye!
There can be only one!
âIâm heavy weapons guy and this is my weapon"
She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute.
..
Its costs 400 thousand dollars to fire this weapon..for 12 seconds
BAHAHAHAH-egh Oh HOHOHohoho
. . . Oh my God, who touched Sascha? Alright...Who touched my gun!?
Some people think they can outsmart me maybe maybe but I have yet to meet who can outsmart bullet
WAAAAHH WAAAAAAHH
CRY SOME MORE
"I've yet to meet one that can outsmart a bb" - heavy weapon guy
When i saw the grenade launcher I immediately said, "Demoman?" Then i saw the minigun. "Heavy?"
And then when you saw Strafer MK4, you were like "Medic?"
donât forget about me, maggot
Man walks in with minigun: âSay hello to my little friendâ
He his heavy weapons guy, and that, is his air soft gun
"Say hello to Sasha, little babies."
Heavy gaming
It cost 400,000$ to fire this weapon....
For 12 seconds
The grenade launcher would be more fitting based on the origin of the line
Imagine going to an airsoft field and there's just a juggernaut running around...
*I AM BULLETPROOF!!!*
alt title: meet the heavy and the demoman in the same short
"If I was a bad demoman, I WOULDN'T BE STANDING HERE DISCUSSING IT WITH YA NOW WOULD I?!" Tavish Finnegan DeGroot
dude 600ft per second aka 200 meters per second dude that thing is 600km/h fast almost as fast as plane seems pretty lethal
âThere gonna have to glue you back together, IN HELL!â
-Demoman
no no, he's got a point
@@tristecrealdude commented this twice đ
One crossed wire, one wayward pinch of potassium chlorate, one errant twitch⊠And KABLOOEY!
scootısh black cyclops man
his fucking eye almost killed me once
âOh theyâll have to put you back together in hellâ
đđđđ
That price tag is more painful than 50 rounds to the balls
Fun fact: adding live ammunition makes it even more painful.
Especially it explode when hit the target
Recommend 1x6mm
â@@joand08 .50 BMG armor piercing incendiary.
â@@AstralPulse8.50 BMG HEF-I
Average shitty bing type comments on youtube
"I AM BB PROOF!"
Yatatatatatata
âTHEIR GONNA HAVE TO GLUE YOU BACK TOGETHER, IN HELL!â
đđđđ
*You have summoned the TF2 Heavy and Demoman mains*
Whatâs funny is that they both share the same voice actor.
Imagine a cop pulling you over for speeding and seeing a mini gun in the passenger seat
This is how you summon the TF2 fans, no cap.
"RUN, COWARDS! AHAHAHAHA!"
"IM BULLET PROOF"
- Heavy
How to get arrested:
Bring the airsoft minigun in the public.
Just point it at the cops, you have a mini gun, they have pistols.
@@YourRichFriend1829 *THIS IS NOT PUBG BRO!*
@@athenajayvieljerios8343 I mean tbh if you catch a cop off guard you might be able to take down a cop with an air soft mini gun I mean just look at the thing
Nobody is gonna think it is real lol
Nah man thatâs how you get shot
"So if its that good, why is it only ÂŁ38?"
"Oh, almost forgot, it costs ÂŁ400 per shot."
An airsoft gun with a incendiary ammo would hurt the most
I find it funny that a random SMG fires faster than a literal minigun.
*riot control weapon
@@Head-Tr1ck Riot control weapons would be tear gas and riot shields, guns are meant for killing.
Best guns for people who don't call their shots, worth every single penny
Dont worry guys, they will patch the fps glitch of that guns in the next update
roblox pfp
@@awesomepanda1792 old roblox pfp*
The actual roblox have cringe comunity lol
@@valenlmao1 Of course it does, it's a game with any sort of online functionality
@@valenlmao1 roblox pfp
142 likes wow
âStarting at #1 we have the grenade launcher.â
*Tf2 fans*
âWhat makes me a good demoman?â
If I was a bad demoman I wouldn't be sitting here discussin it with ya now would I?
*MEET THE HEAVY, DEMO AND SNIPER*
Man demoman would be proud of the first one
Loch n load + iron gang
sticky jumper + caber gang
"Think fast chucklenuts!"
*gets a minigun from under his hat*
Scout is Heavy!
Imagine the fear in someone's face when they're robbing your house and they see you with a minigun.
"What makes me a good Airsoft Demoman?"
Some dude came in with one of those miniguns, he was on our team untilâŠhe got switched to bandsâŠ
autobalance đ
@@mrsquid_ bro autobalanced in Real life
You can buy like 3 real shotguns with that
dude 600ft per second aka 200 meters per second dude that thing is 600km/h fast almost as fast as plane seems pretty lethal
â@@amandayohn5612I would rather have that than 3 real shotguns
Imagine trying to break into someoneâs house and they have a mini gun or a grenade launcher pointed at you. You wouldnât know what to think
Thays what the tf2 mercs feel all the time
Imagine a robber comes and you just scare the living daylights out of himđ
The most painful thing about these airsoft will weapons is my wallet đ
So becoming the heavy from tf 2 does require an expensive gun
Yep
Aka:
Airsoft guns that are a violation of the Airsoft Geneva Convention
dude 600ft per second aka 200 meters per second dude that thing is 600km/h fast almost as fast as plane seems pretty lethal
âSARGE THEY GOT AN AIRSOFT GUN!â
âOkay and..?â
âITS THE MINIGUN!!!â
âOH FUCK RUNâ
Bro went from 1 to 2 and then 1 againđ
Bro, imagine some guy comes onto a field wielding a fucking minigun, dressed head to toe in camo, protective screen on his helmet gleaming in the sunlight with the Terminator music playing in the background
Nah, nah, the doom theme starts playing.
Sone one brings homade tank and made of titanium: this ends here
Me: so you want 10 usa m1 abrams and a abaramsx? Ok sending a nuke too
â *YOURE UP AGAINST THE WALL AND I AM THE FUCKING WALL* â
imagine a thief pullin up to your house and he literally sees 2 people with a minigun and a grenade launcher on there hands
That last gun broke 61 different international peace treaties
That machine gun litterally woke up and chose violenceđ
Imagine you're a robber, you break into someone's house who owns one of these, and just see someone staring at you with a grenade launcher pointed at your face.
I imagine itâs pretty damn effective at deterring them
The grenade launcher depends on the shells you use, the mini gun is mostly illegal on most fields and out of reach by basically everyone and the strafer is just not legal anywhere probably not even to carry
Imagine using foe self defense đ
There are fields that allow the strafer lol
@@nadnerb_sr20 Put up or shut up, show some damn proof
@@nadnerb_sr20 show one then
lmao I'm an American I can own what I want
"I'm heavy weapons guy, and this, is my weapon"
-Heavy TF2
This ain't airsoft. Its freaking Team Fortress 2
We gonna talk about two number ones
Brooo frrrrr
"Depending on what type of bbs you get" aka .10 gram
dude 600ft per second aka 200 meters per second dude that thing is 600km/h fast almost as fast as plane seems pretty lethal
You already know when your about to die when
âMeet the Heavyâ starts playing
âIt costs 4,000 dollars to fire it for 12 secondsâ
dude 600ft per second aka 200 meters per second dude that thing is 600km/h fast almost as fast as plane seems pretty lethal
@@tristecrealtell me your joking and arenât this dumb?
@@tristecreal he said the voiceline in tf2 dude, chill
"I am heavy weapons guy,
and this,
is my weapon.
It costs 400,000 dollars to fire this weapon for 12 seconds."
Bro said number 1...number 2...number 1
"it cost 400 thousand dollars to fire this gun *for 12 seconds*
Everybody gangsta till someone tries increasing the grenade launcher's barrell, creating airsoft mortar
Meet the Demoman
Bro really went #1 #2 #1
Yo guys remember you canât equip your grande launcher until your operator skill is done cooling down
I feel like weâve all had that moment when we got hit and then ten more bbs came flying at us lol
Actually the mosy painful one is Springfield 1911, using a special BB called hollow point 9mm. You can absolutely deal massive dmg to another person.
But this special weapon comes with consequences 3rd degree murder and life in jail
On the last gun, it literally took me a second to realize that he said 175 RPS!
The fact that an airsoft gun can fire faster than a minigun is scary
"insert m32 rotary grenade launcher joke from the russian badger "
175 rounds per second
No full auto in the building!
âIt costs 400,000 dollars to fire this weapon for 12 secondsâ ~heavy tf2
Did nobody else notice that he said #1 twice
Me: * uses metal BBS * this world shall know pain
No Pain, no gain.
Dont forget to put it in boiling water
Lmao this man pronounced it "straffer"
Me talking to the quiet kid
(I just asked him what shotgun was better in call of duty):
Dude grenade launchers are just the explosive version of revolvers, literally
*obligatory TF2 Heavy quote*
I am heavy weapons guy, and this is my weapon.
Me when i get the minigun: "I am heavy weapons guy. And this, is my weapon"
The first two made me feel like a tf2 merc
New torture device đ„°
The mini gun hurts the most because someone actually brought one to a field, and thatâs the fastest LMG Iâve ever seen
1. "Ayee! Me scrumpy!"
2. "It took 400 thousand dollars to fire this weapon for 12 seconds"
3. "Idk"
âAll the other kids with the pumped up kicks better run better run faster than my bulletâ. * THUNK THUNK THUNK *
"At the end of the day, as long there's two people left on the planet, someones gonna want someone dead."
âDad Iâm a, no Iâm not a crazed gunman dad Iâm an assassin!â
"Whats the diference be? One is a job and the other is mental sickness."
625.fps bro thatâs faster than a pellet gun
Pellet rifles shoot twice as fast
"I am heavy weapons guy, and this! Is my weapon..."
Ah yes the top 3 chart goes #1, #2, and then #1 makes perfect sense
The $4000 shoots 4000 rounds at your wallet.
imagine the dude with the most painful gun is playing airsoft and you scare him and he forgets he has it and just unloads on you
The one that hurts the most is the uwu gun. It moans when realoaded, and says uwu every shot. It deals +100 emotional damage
âIma grim bloody fable, with an unhappy bloody end!â -demoman tf2
Me who brings a 5.56 round to an airsoft game
"Which one is number 1?"
"Yes"
Imagine coming to a airsoft war and some gigantic Doom guy looking ass comes in with a mini gun
Everyone bringing their normal airsoft guns:
The rich kid: pulls out a GODDAM minigun
1: Theyâre going to have to glue you back together, IN HELL
2: I am heavy weapons guy, and this is my weapon