ASMR Voice: It's not the journey [M4F] [Yandere] [Obsession] [Car Ride]
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- Nothing like a trip with my darling...
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Written by Nola
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Everyone knows that if you get kidnapped by a yandere don't scream gain their trust first before you try to escape because heaven only know how long they've planed this. Tip #2 when they Trust you enough to leave the house in your own don't run odds are they are following you. Come back the first few times and map out the surroundings so you know a good escape room. Last but most importantly don't make them mad. These tips will save your life. May the odds be ever in your favor. Good luck soldier!
Welcome to our 74th annual Hunger Games. ;3
Good to know. Haha.
That's the thing though. Something is wrong with me, I won't scream or try to run away. I'll always be waiting for my Yandere with starry eyes and an excited grin.
Very unlikely this will ever happen to me, but I'll keep this in mind.
Candi Panda same....I have something wrong with me... Idk... I just like the thought of someone caring about me so much they would literally kill anyone who hurt me... *FBI, OPEN UP!!!* jk but seriously... Why does cardlin make his yanderes seem so sweet, kind, and caring for us...HE'S NOT HELPING...
Listener: *runs off*
Me: Oh hey we managed to escape
Cardlin: HEY SWEET THING
Me: SWEET MOTHER OF JESUS!
dragonfrost04 I thought the same thing. I may also have jumped a bit
Same
Exactly when I read this I heard him say it and I actually jumped TvT
Star_Dragon25 😂 that’s great
i got shocked
*hears nothing*
*Turns up the volume*
*"HEY SWEET THING!"*
Me: JESUS CHRI-
😂😂😂😂
When that happened (my volume was already high) I full on jumped so badly I shook. Hehehehe, and my family thinks I'm good with horror movies.
😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
Timestamp?
YandereCardlin: It's not about the journey...it's the destination!
Me:.....is the destination an early grave?
YandereCardlin: *slowly putting the knife down* .....no......
Me:**slowly scooting away** ....yes....
@@cosmicberry6096 me: can you slow the car down a bit please
Him: ok.. Why?
Me: **jumps out the window**
Its the destination that makes you appreciate the journey..
Me if that happened:
*OH HELL NOOOOOOOOOOOO-*
Me: it’s been a while since cardlin made a yandere video
Cardlin: hold mah beer 🍺
I mean we may be getting kidnapped, but at least our kidnapper is a good driver. I feel both safe and nervous at the same time somehow!
Safety first, bruh.
Safety first, bruh.
Safety first, brah.
Safety first, bruh.
Safety first, bruh.
"If I know anything it's how to clean up a bloodstain" god, what a mood.
And so does pretty much every female
Emi Mae DAMN!!... I was right about to comment that... LMAO
Man, don't you just hate it when your killing everyone your senpai loves and they BLEEEEEDDD!!!! Like, come on! Rude... I just washed this thing...
@@@katsukibakugou1524 *cough cough* major yandere alert *cough*
Emi Mae HA Ain’t that right!! 😂😂
8:04 *Cardlin catches up to listener after they run away*
Me: AHH! *teleports away Dragon Ball Z style*
NEXT TIME ON DRAGON BALL Z
Valerie Dardon hahahaha
Jusekii MEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Better yet: "Ha! You fell for my shadow clone jutsu!"
INSTANT TRANSMISSION ✌️
Was about to charge my phone and sleep. NOT TODAY.
*we run away*
Me: that was easy---
*HEY*
Me: *falls off bed* AHHHH DX
True
this really happened:
"HI SWEETIE!!!!!"
Me "*VARY high pitched SCREAMING*"
REEEEEEE
@@analisajoseph4017 Y e S
SWEET MOTHER OF JE-
Fingers crossed this turns into a series like Dark Brew!
Speaking of Dark Brew 😂
Agreed😎
@@a.lemmyy I know, right!
Yassss
That would be terrifying and incredible!
"If I know anything, it's how to clean up a blood stain. "
Me: ... So... You've done this often... 🤔😱
I said the same thing
This reminds me of the show “You” from Netflix.
ally eo THATS WHAT I SAID
When he started talking at 8:07, I nearly DIED!!!!! I was telling myself that I would either die of starvation, hypothermia ( depending on where we're at), or you know the whole 'he has a car to find me' thing and then BAM right in my ear holes...
More audios to scare me out of my wits please 😊
P.S. Love ya Cardlin
4:50 This is where it got dark!
No kidding. I was just laughing like a maniac! My friend looked me straight in my eyes and said "Are you listening to your asmr yandere channels again?" I retorted with a wheeze and continued laughter.
The beginning lines reminded me of a 21 pilots song
SAME, that was literally the first thing that came to mind- Tear in My Heart by T.O.P.
Thank god im not the only one xD
SHE'S THE TEAR IN MY HEART
SHES A BUTCHER WITH A KNIFE CUT ME FARTHER THEN IVE EVER BEEN
YOU FELL ASLEEP IN MY CAR I DROVE THE WHOLE TIME, BUT THAT’S OKAY I’LL JUST AVOID THE HOLES SO YOU’LL SLEEP FINE! I’M DRIVING HERE I SIT, CURSING MY GOVERNMENT, FOR NOT USING MY TAXES TO FILL HOLES WITH MORE SEMENT!
*listens to beginning*
... Are u sure this is a "kidnapping"?
U're super sweet and I'm asleep peacefully in the car....
*realizes it is legit a kidnap*
Why do I feel so at ease?
Idk this amsr is too calming
Cardlin: I'm still a gentleman above all else y'know
Me: Mhm... Very gentleman-like of you to kidnap me
*Listener runs away*
Me: Oh... You ain't tie me up or anything? You right, you are a gentleman.
Cardlin: *Uses chloroform on the listener*
Me:I take it back, you rude....
I love this comment so much...
Crustacean Queen
...how do you know that?
Aw how sweet of you to keep me near you.
Can't be faster that me
Cause I GOT THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE
Annie _ REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH
I'm definitely bringing my pepper spray next time.....
This club will be your main support group!! Whoever strongly supports him can be apart of this special fan club!!!
@@rae2495 Can I be part of the of the fanclub?
👉🏽👈🏽
*kicks down door * I came as soon as I heard!
Angelica....
All way from London damn!
“Angelica...thank god someone who knows what I’m struggling here to do!”
“I’m not here for you..”
OOOOOOOOOOO
I know my sister like I know my own mind
You will never find anybody as trusting or as kind
I love my sister more than anything in this life, I will choose her happiness over mine every time
ANGELICA
Wtf is it with me and Yanderes like seriously
Same with me😭😂
you fell asleep in my- car i drove the whole time- but thats okay ill just
a-void the holes so you sleep fine 🎵🎶
THATS WHAT I THOUGHT
Y O U F E L L A S L E E P I N M Y C A R E I D R O V E T H E W H O L E T I M E🎵🎶
B U T T H A T S O K A Y I L L J U S T A V O I D T H E H O L E S S O Y O U S L E E P F I N E I M D R I V I N G H E R E I S I T C U R S I N G MY G O V E R N M E N T F O R N O T U S I N G M Y T A X E S TO F I L L H O L E S W I T H M O R E C E M E N T🎵🎶🎵🎶
You a clikkie hmu my insta is stwyalives_
@@user-tl5eh2tq7v SHES THE TEAR IN MY HEART-
@@poopoopeepee4864 I'M ALIVE~
0:12
me: *screaming* CURSING MY GOVERNMENT FOR NOT FILLING THE HOLES WITH MORE CEMENT
"Were all alone so we dont have to worry about somebody...interrupting us."
Jason Voorhees: are you sure about that?
Me: it’s not healthy to enjoy the idea of a psycho kidnapping you to be his lover
Brain: *gemme that weird shit*
if there's a continuation to this............... im all in for it
Love it!
Me at start: Not too yandere
After halfway: Ok nope I said that way too soon Defiently Yandere
Welp at least he drives well.
BUT JESUS AT 8:05 I NEARLY DIED IT MADE ME JUMP AND I ALSO NEARLY DROPPED MY PHONE.
At that moment I JUMPED SO BADLY
I shouted HAHAHHA 😂
I love how he says “come back here”
"I'm not..... _crazy_ "
Crazy people always hate when you call them crazy 💀
I just sang "But that's okay I'll just avoid the holes so you'll sleep fine"... reeeee
Music Enthusiast IM DRIVING HERE I SIT CURSING MY GOVERNMENT FOR NOT USING MY TAXES TO FILL HOLES WITH MORE CEMENT
Music Enthusiast same
Yeah that was on my mind at first and I knew I had to keep it in there haha.
I HAVE ARRIVED! (My phone didn't get the Notification, But my sister's did)
It's so cool u can listen to this with ur sister... All I have is a pillow lol
@@annaw9496 The only way that I knew she got the Notification is because she Slammed the door of my room open and screamed "WHY AM I GETTING NOTIFICATIONS FROM CARDLONAUDIO?" XD I made her subscribe to him, He Needs more subs. She watched the vid and now she be hooked.
@@btseomma9486 she'll thank you later XD
Listener: *Runs off*
Me: Yay! Run for your life! Don't st- wait, why did you-
Cardlin: HEY SWEET THING
Me: HOLY MOTHER OF AVOCADOES
I just started watching the show "You", and I have to say, after listening to this for the eighteenth time, I see a lot of similarities between the narrators! Mainly how they both sound charming and friendly while being silently (and creepily) dominating, sociopathic and sadistic. Violent and disarming. Don't know how bad they are until it's too late.
Also, both have amazing scripts.
HUGE points to Nola for the script!
...Yeah, new favorite yandere audio.
Not gonna lie, I missed Yandere Cardlin. Brilliant audio! What a way to kick it off again.
ah yes, a yandere audio to start off the weekend.
Me
It’s never good to be crazy in love I mean damn Beyoncé ended up wrecking a whole block with a bat
LMAO
Question did I catch a reference to a 21 pilots song? One of the Kiri s in the song is
“You fell asleep in my, car I drove the whole time, but that’s ok i’ll just avoid the holes so you sleep fine
In driving here I sit, cursing my government for not using my taxes to fill holes with more cement.”
Soooooo did I can’t a reference or an I just a fan of a song?
Me: hears nothing *turns up the volume
Cardlin:HEY SWEET THING
Me: PUTANG IN-
When you listed the scents of the perfume my blood ran cold; you described my perfume almost word for word! Made it even more unsettling.
When she said: 🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️ I felt that
part 2 pls!!! i loved that! love you cardlin💕
ilayda cosgun agreee!!!!
please please please
The book store part reminded me of that Netflix show YOU lol
Yessssss
me adoring the first like 3-4 minutes of him monologuing about the listener: awwwww cardiiii❤️
me remembering the title says it’s a yandere kidnapping: *dammit*
now these yandere videos just reminds me of that creepy stalker netflix show
That show “You” right? This reminds me so much of that
@@alterjah2671 haha yeah
I think my favorite part was his faint “comeback here”
When I heard the car door open the vine " Why are you running?" started playing in my head
[Silence, starting to actually believe i got away]
Cardlin: HEY SWEET THING!
ME: [GOAT SCREAM]
Irl: I legitimately screamed, it's a very good thing none of my neighbors were home at the time... [sobs] i'm so fragile ; U ;
I don't think I've been more frightened and relaxed about the idea of being kidnapped and taken to a cabin in the woods. I may not like it, but I'm sure it will grow on me. Right?
Great acting in this one, Cardlin. Especially there at the end. Can't wait to see if Nola has more in store for us too!
Always endorse safe driving!!! 😭😭
"I'll do my best to avoid the potholes"
Me : * start singing twenty one pilots - Tear in my heart "But that’s okay I’ll just avoid the holes so you sleep fine" *
Notification squad here ! And I love the yandere vids
As always here and ready
So I was listening to the audio with my headphones as I worked on some chores, you know as you do, and all was good until I had a mini heart attack at 8:04. Jeeze, that jump scare really got me dude! For the moment I thought he was in the bathroom with me and sprayed the mirror with cleaning formula again xD
Well at least the mirror is twice as clean and I got to listen to some good voice work =w=)b
10/10 Cardlin and a star sticker ✨ for scaring the soul out of me xD
Omg I read this while I was watching the video and I was okay there is gonna be a just scare at 8:04
it still got me i chocked on my water
My heart leapt out of my chest when you caught up 😂 holy moly lol
Amazing voice talent! This needs a sequel!!!
*sees notification* *clicks on video at lightning speed*
Cardilin:even with that little piece of hair in your face
Me:*puts all my hair in my face*
me: *doesnt hear anything* is it over
Cardlin: HEY SWEET THING
me: HOLY SH- *falls off chair*
"I'll avoid the potholes so you sleep fine"
... hey wait, isn't that in a song?
Finished
Please have a part 2
“HEY SWEET THING” my heart left my body. I have never jolted so hard before
Omg! A Yandere! After soooo long. Thank you so much Cardlin. I got the most pleasant chills. Part 2 please please pretty please. I want 'the real fun' now.
*"You fell asleep in my, car I drove the whole time, but that's ok I'll just avoid the holes so you sleep fine. I'm driving here I sit! Cursing my government, for not using my taxes to fill holes with more cement!!"*
Sorry that's the first thing I thought of like a couple of seconds in 🤣🤣
"The first time I saw you, GOSH you are beautiful-"
Me: *So basically if you're not good-looking you will never end up in these situations?*
Every person who is well aware of there looks: Yep!!
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.
.
.
An actual good-looking person: *Chuckles* I'm in danger
*listens to beginning*
Aww this is so cute
*sees corner*
Y-yander and kidnapping??
*fear*
And then I listened to the rest of it lol
Did anyone else notice the artwork change?
Wow, this is quite something.. At first I thought it was sweet until I realized what this really was. Your acting here is on point! So if you excuse me, I'm gonna go now and listen to something to comfort me after this. :'D
I am soo happy to be able to listen to this!! I don’t actually mind being kidnapped...he cares and is making sure I am safe, soo yeah. Great job once again!
Part 2 please
Cardlin: HEY SWEET THING
Me: *wheezes*
I actually jumped at the ending part. Holy geez.
Oh look. More nightmares.
...Am I demented that I really crave a second part to this?
xxx
I've been dreaming about this scenario for quite a while now
:- |
ASKILAKSIALSJA YANDERE CARDLIN IS HERE
8:04 scared the hell out of me, lmao I really thought we booked it and got away💀💀
The finger-crossing luck! It's real! And it blessed meee!
This one needs a part 2 but as a spicy one ;D
RUN FOREST RUN
I think this is Cardlin's scariest yandere prompt ever it was soo good nice job Nola you really wrote it well. Very unhinged and creepy
The picture change shook me to my core!!!!!!
if you leave this video on a playlist and don't look at the title the first half is so romantic! i was totally caught off guard when he said "i'll have to correct those errors" halfway through! and then i looked up and realized this says "yandere"
I love when your audios have a twist! It seems to be going one way but then...
I hate horror and scary stuff,but boi do i love this!!!
Thank u soooo much cardlin!!!!❤❤❤
I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR A YANDERE AUDIO! FINALLY!!!! YAY
I was taking a test when I got this notification and when I saw the yandere part, I almost screeched.
Cardlin be like "SENPAI NOTICE MEH!!"
Part 2 please 💚💜♥️
Saw KIDNAPPING and I LOST MY SHIT!!!!
Edit: This is slowly giving me "YOU" flashbacks ^^;
Double Edit: THAT JUMPSCARE ACTUALLY GOT ME!!! 😂
When we escaped I swear to god all I could think about was how good those sound effects were WOW
*Just finish watching cardlin previous yandere video then see this * welp damn....here we go again
Me thinking i run away and the dudden 'HEY', me in real llife AHHHHH !!!
That ending got me , I thought we escaped ........ But I was wrong
"YOU FELL ASLEEP IN MY CAR, I DROVE THE WHOLE TIME, BUT THAT'S OKAY I'LL JUST AVOID THE HOLES SO YOU SLEEP FINE" - tøp
You fell asleep in my car i drove the whole time but thats okay ill just avoid the holes so you sleep fine 🎶
Cardlin: I try to keep myself busy when you’re gone but I always end up back in your- well our bedroom
Me: *Catches a instant red flag*
Not going to lie when it went quiet for a second and when cardlin said " hey sweet thing!" It made me jump XD XD XD
wow, that was a wild ride! Thank you Nola and Cardlin
MORE OF THIS PLEASEEE!!!
No other words could define this audio other than.... Beautiful 🤤😳