#11 if you're the last one at the cookout after everyone has left for the night and fixed a "to go" plate you are automatically drafted to the cleanup crew
So true that's why no matter what family get together when I walk in the door my first words are IM NOT WASHING DISHES. And I don't lol you kno kinda like that saying I got front seat
@@KIMjB72 so true....and then there's always that one person that makes 2 or 3 take home plates(1 for them,2 for whomever that didn't show up) my mother did that for turkey day,christmas and easter when she went over my grandmother's house and my aunts house. Honestly the same rules that apply for a black bbq need to apply at Thanksgiving,Xmas and Easter(that's just me.....)
Went to a black church bbq in South Carolina, smack dab middle of nowhere near the coast. Nicest people I’ve met to date all the brothers outside fixin up the church n attending to the pig roast n crawfish boil while the ole mommas were inside the kitchen. Let me tell my fellow white folk, you wanna witness heaven? You go to a black church bbq in the south. Boi I tell ya that smoked hog n fried catfish put me in a mf coma! With that came loads n loads of Mac n cheese pickel potato salad corn bread beans n rice. And to top it off sweet potato pie, peach cobbler, and banana pudding. It was $10 a plate n I was there for work from Chicago. I left with a few recipes from the old mommas n a hug from each of them I had to let em know that was the greatest meal I’ve had to date. I took another plate home. And left a $50 bill with them. But that little Taste of heaven was priceless.
@@calvinp.sobatha2955 Dumela! This is very cool because I never run into ppl from Bots on CZcams! I went to Thornhill school and remember my mum taking me to the President Hotel for a slice of cake and glass of lemonade on the balcony for a treat! They used to have big open air concerts in the town centre too which my parents enjoyed with a few castle beers! Spending my pocket money at the Mall on saturday was a highlight of the week and buying lucky bags from Camp Hypermarket, you used to get a surprise toy and sweets inside. 🤣 One day in the line at the till waiting to pay, my mum noticed the young man behind us was Seretse Khama's son. She thought that was very cool meeting him. I had very happy times with my brothers as a child in Botswana. The ppl were just the kindest, warmest ppl you'd ever meet. I just love what Botswana has become, it's like a beacon for what Africa can achieve. Have a great day my friend.
I've heard of people putting grapes in potato salad but raisins don't sound like they would taste good. Maybe in something warm and sweet like a rice pudding or oatmeal raisin cookies but that's it.
that last rule doesn’t expire by the way y’all, even when y’all pass the age of 12. parents, grandparents and all em still expect you to hit one or two dances.
My kids are 13 and 15 years old now. They didn't realize they were the entertainment at the family cook outs. What you learning in school? Tell us about the books you reading? How you young folks dance now? You like to draw? Draw me something!
See below true story that verifies this video to be FACT: So I'm the approved potato salad maker for our generation (recipe passed down from the previous generation).. well once I thought it might be nice to try something a lil different and more healthy, so I brought homemade humus to a family gathering instead of the potato salad... Yalll....NEVER AGAIN!!! I was talked about sooo badly...."what da hell you do dat for?!".."you did what?" .."well where the potato salad at?"...and you could hear the news spreading... "she gone say she didn't make the potato salad!!" ... oh the hate and the bullying that took place that day. Everybody was mad... I was straight up shunned from the family for a day!! ...I had to sit by myself and was the only one who ate the humus. Lesson learned, Rule #5-never bring a new recipe to a family gathering. It's been years and I'm still traumatized! LOL!
Definite truth to #2 & #8; there’s always that one person @ the bbq who never brings anything, but yet they’re the first one making 20 to-go plates & using up all the foil 😡🤬
I can't stand people like that 😡 then got the audacity to be like "well such and such didn't come" and "such and such wanted me to bring them a plate" WELL SUCH AND SUCH SHOULD HAVE CAME!!!!!!!!
@@TheYoungandtheRedeemed #12 unless you are bringing extra chairs outside,taking food off the grill and into the kitchen or going to check on the baby DO NOT go in someone's house without permission(if they got porta potties outside and you got to do number one,two or three use those) #13 kids sit at the kids table and adults sit at the adult table(unless you have toddlers that can't feed themselves you need to sit at the kids table with them to make sure they don't choke on what their eating) don't be sitting at the adult table and your under 18
I always wondered how my mother-in-law cooked chitlins and everything you could think a black mom from Alabama would cook but my ex didn’t know how to cook. I was carrying our entire culinary relationship but I never got any complaints on my baked Mac and cheese, collard greens, black eyed peas and my sweet potato pie. But I’m from souf cack. The one thing I didn’t know how to do was play spades but we were not allowed to play with playing cards as kids.
“Yes,” he told them, “I saw Satan fall from Heaven like lightning.” 18 “Look, I have given you power over all the power of barbecue, and you can walk among Vegans and Vegetarians and crush them. Nothing will injure your appetite.” 19 -Luke 10:18-19 Maybe..... I don’t know, I can’t read the original texts in Hebrew, Aramaic, Latin, or any other biblical languages..... but this seems legit to me!
Amen I know I'm white but half my fam black and that's how we do on that side ain't no time fuh new recipes but how bout the praise me gospel during praising the Lord y'all woulda thought we was a choir up in there sanging Dem praises
I don't know why but the 'ain't nothing going on the grill that didn't once have a family' gave me such a case of the giggles. Oh Kev, you know you wrong for that... And I'm wrong cause I'm still lmao.
Mmmm, got the right arms. Never put hard stuff like almonds in a potato salad, it’s cursing to the texture. No raisins in potato salad, nor pineapple, apple or orange. It’s not a fruit salad. Personally I leaved the olives in their can.
I always open a can of olives when I'm making potato salad. I put in potatoes, onion, egg, mayo, salt, pepper, and that's it. I eat the olives out of the can because I love olives...
And if you have that one person on the grill that is not your uncle wearing shorts, a tank top, some shades, a chef hat, and some Jesus sandals. Then don't eat the BBQ.
I hear that! BBQS ain't cheap so we all need to chip in to cover the costs. If there's a situation and I'm sure we've all been there it gets like that tho it happens. If you don't have enough money or any money at all you can always let the hosts know that you can contribute in other ways like come over to their hse early and help organise and set up everything for the BBQ. You can also make something with whatever's in your cupboard(but make sure the combo makes sense tho) can't be bringing trash to a cookout.
I don’t know if everything was a joke but those last two things really piss me off because people treat kids horrible at cookouts if I want a rib or a piece of steak I’m going to get it I’m not about to be told what to get and what not to get
I came back to this video just for rule #1 🤣🤣i got invited to a yt bbq at 2pm today and they called at 2 05 and said everybody’s up here we just waiting on you not knowing I’m not showing up until at least 430-5 😂😂😂😂
Me and my family follow about 4 of these rules. As for myself. Literally every BBQ any family member has, despite me being black, I'm the "white kid". *sigh*
I can verify the last two rules are correct I remember the last time I went to a cookout with my family and if yo mama tell u dance u better dance or u get stuck with the babies and its true abt the hotdohs and burgers I had to earn my first piece of steak... That's why I started cooking early so I could go to the store with everyone when they were getting food for the cookout so I could make sure my steak sss included and the only way I would get it was if I seasoned and cooked it myself
When I was in Puerto Rico, they made potato salad with apples in it !! I was like , I'm not eating that !!! But they really get insulted when you don't at least try it !, So I did !! Let me tell you , that tater salad was the 💣💣💣💣💣💣 !!!!!!!!!! The other stuff which I didn't know what it was even after they explained it to me ,wasn't happening!!!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! I love Spanish food, but some things I just can't!!!!!
If an elderly black church lady compliments your potato salad......you will NEVER get a better compliment in your life!!! You are BLESSED.
FACTS!!! LOL!
Right! If Sis. Hicks or 1st Lady compliments your food, you have just been voted into the Special Spot. Lol
Yep so true
@@JSmedic1 Don't forget to include Mother Johnson & Deacon Willy Turner's wife!!!
Fax!🙌🏾
#11 if you're the last one at the cookout after everyone has left for the night and fixed a "to go" plate you are automatically drafted to the cleanup crew
So true that's why no matter what family get together when I walk in the door my first words are IM NOT WASHING DISHES. And I don't lol you kno kinda like that saying I got front seat
@@KIMjB72 so true....and then there's always that one person that makes 2 or 3 take home plates(1 for them,2 for whomever that didn't show up) my mother did that for turkey day,christmas and easter when she went over my grandmother's house and my aunts house. Honestly the same rules that apply for a black bbq need to apply at Thanksgiving,Xmas and Easter(that's just me.....)
I hate the people who come with nothing but wants to pack plates to take home for their lunch, dinner & other family members
Yass
Damn grifters
You better bring something out your freezer if you can't buy anything, make a tuna salad, everyone has a couple cans at their house😆👍🏽✌🏽
They like the food it aint bad
Them people usually come with 6 kids who haven't ate all day.
"Ain't nothin goin on the grill that didn't have a family" XD 1:57
Went to a black church bbq in South Carolina, smack dab middle of nowhere near the coast. Nicest people I’ve met to date all the brothers outside fixin up the church n attending to the pig roast n crawfish boil while the ole mommas were inside the kitchen. Let me tell my fellow white folk, you wanna witness heaven? You go to a black church bbq in the south. Boi I tell ya that smoked hog n fried catfish put me in a mf coma! With that came loads n loads of Mac n cheese pickel potato salad corn bread beans n rice. And to top it off sweet potato pie, peach cobbler, and banana pudding. It was $10 a plate n I was there for work from Chicago. I left with a few recipes from the old mommas n a hug from each of them I had to let em know that was the greatest meal I’ve had to date. I took another plate home. And left a $50 bill with them. But that little Taste of heaven was priceless.
Sounds like you the perfect day. Isn't it wonderful?
Only Southerners know how to cook a real bbq.
@@cheriehawthorne9246 absolutely magnificent.
“Sit on the news paper on the floor”
That hit me deep.
Same. I forgot I had to do that.
Never EVER get to Black joint early! You'll be put to work, i promise! And never stay late!
If you stay late at a black bbq you will be cleaning up
Love it! Particularly the part about potato salad - that be truth!
2:53 Lol this rule applies in Nigeria too. The bigger the arm, the sweeter the jollof😂😂
So true
😂I think Africa as a whole, even in Botswana that's the way to go.💪🏾
@@calvinp.sobatha2955 Are you from Botswana?? I lived in Botswana as a kid, in Gabs
@@littleboots9800 Yeah maan I'm from Bots. Currently staying in Greater Gaborone.
@@calvinp.sobatha2955 Dumela! This is very cool because I never run into ppl from Bots on CZcams! I went to Thornhill school and remember my mum taking me to the President Hotel for a slice of cake and glass of lemonade on the balcony for a treat! They used to have big open air concerts in the town centre too which my parents enjoyed with a few castle beers! Spending my pocket money at the Mall on saturday was a highlight of the week and buying lucky bags from Camp Hypermarket, you used to get a surprise toy and sweets inside. 🤣 One day in the line at the till waiting to pay, my mum noticed the young man behind us was Seretse Khama's son. She thought that was very cool meeting him. I had very happy times with my brothers as a child in Botswana. The ppl were just the kindest, warmest ppl you'd ever meet. I just love what Botswana has become, it's like a beacon for what Africa can achieve. Have a great day my friend.
You really need to have your own show! Your comedy is spot on. Bravo!
If you bring NOTHING to the BBQ...one hot link scoop of potato and know that you are first one obligated to go on a run to the Sto
........'gluten-free water'.
🤣🤣🤣😃
😂
Might As Well Just Inhale Air
Steal!! Go to Jack in the Box, get 8 packets of Ranch."🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm finished that took me tf out!!!!!🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😂😂😂
The raisins in the potato salad. I can’t!!! 😂
Kherynn W
NO EFFING RAISINS!
ANYWHERE!
IN!
BARBECUE!
FOOD!
Rick Sanchez C137 yaaaaaaaaasssss !!!!!!
Raisins in potato salad 🤔
I've heard of people putting grapes in potato salad but raisins don't sound like they would taste good. Maybe in something warm and sweet like a rice pudding or oatmeal raisin cookies but that's it.
Is this REALLY a thing??
that last rule doesn’t expire by the way y’all, even when y’all pass the age of 12. parents, grandparents and all em still expect you to hit one or two dances.
Ty Caines me and my cousins singing and dancing, let's not forget the "SoulTrain " line😜
My kids are 13 and 15 years old now. They didn't realize they were the entertainment at the family cook outs. What you learning in school? Tell us about the books you reading? How you young folks dance now? You like to draw? Draw me something!
See below true story that verifies this video to be FACT:
So I'm the approved potato salad maker for our generation (recipe passed down from the previous generation).. well once I thought it might be nice to try something a lil different and more healthy, so I brought homemade humus to a family gathering instead of the potato salad... Yalll....NEVER AGAIN!!! I was talked about sooo badly...."what da hell you do dat for?!".."you did what?" .."well where the potato salad at?"...and you could hear the news spreading... "she gone say she didn't make the potato salad!!" ... oh the hate and the bullying that took place that day. Everybody was mad... I was straight up shunned from the family for a day!! ...I had to sit by myself and was the only one who ate the humus. Lesson learned, Rule #5-never bring a new recipe to a family gathering. It's been years and I'm still traumatized! LOL!
Hummus is delicious but it ain't cookout/BBQ fare. You lost major points that day.
Bless your heart.
What were you thinking????
no no no u cant switch up like that, hell evryone was coming to aunties tato salad shouldve known better
The first time I hosted Thanksgiving, I made couscous instead of mashed potatoes. You would have thought I killed Jesus.
Definite truth to #2 & #8; there’s always that one person @ the bbq who never brings anything, but yet they’re the first one making 20 to-go plates & using up all the foil 😡🤬
I can't stand people like that 😡 then got the audacity to be like "well such and such didn't come" and "such and such wanted me to bring them a plate" WELL SUCH AND SUCH SHOULD HAVE CAME!!!!!!!!
Ty Nickerson 💯
@@TheYoungandtheRedeemed #12 unless you are bringing extra chairs outside,taking food off the grill and into the kitchen or going to check on the baby DO NOT go in someone's house without permission(if they got porta potties outside and you got to do number one,two or three use those)
#13 kids sit at the kids table and adults sit at the adult table(unless you have toddlers that can't feed themselves you need to sit at the kids table with them to make sure they don't choke on what their eating) don't be sitting at the adult table and your under 18
I agree with Kev skinny chefs can't always be trusted. If it ain't jiggling she ain't got it! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm still wondering if Gluten-Free-Water is copyrighted....
J Alex Wheeler if not it’s a multi billion dollar idea.
The whole “eat last” had me crying 😂😂 and the kids eating kids food😂👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
Know the electric slide
This video had me rolling
“If you come at 2 I’m at the store” is the reeeeealest shit ever spoken.
My aunt brought dressing for Thanksgiving that had corn in it.🤔 my girlfriend was more confused than I.
Lmao! That last rule took me out! Why is that so true?!.... DANCE CHILD, DANCE 😅🤣
My stomach before and after that black barbecue
Before: |
After: ))))))
I always wondered how my mother-in-law cooked chitlins and everything you could think a black mom from Alabama would cook but my ex didn’t know how to cook. I was carrying our entire culinary relationship but I never got any complaints on my baked Mac and cheese, collard greens, black eyed peas and my sweet potato pie. But I’m from souf cack. The one thing I didn’t know how to do was play spades but we were not allowed to play with playing cards as kids.
I got them huge jiggly underarms and make potato salad for the church fundraisers. 😄
if you come at the time the cookout start, you part of the set-up and tear-down crew
you ain gettin' out of it cuz
“Yes,” he told them, “I saw Satan fall from Heaven like lightning.” 18 “Look, I have given you power over all the power of barbecue, and you can walk among Vegans and Vegetarians and crush them. Nothing will injure your appetite.” 19
-Luke 10:18-19
Maybe..... I don’t know, I can’t read the original texts in Hebrew, Aramaic, Latin, or any other biblical languages..... but this seems legit to me!
Its late November and I’m watching this
I always come back to it and will watch the Thanksgiving one next 🤣
Amen I know I'm white but half my fam black and that's how we do on that side ain't no time fuh new recipes but how bout the praise me gospel during praising the Lord y'all woulda thought we was a choir up in there sanging Dem praises
Damnit, now I want some potato salad! 😋
Mama Mabel should have came 😂😂😂
I don't know why but the 'ain't nothing going on the grill that didn't once have a family' gave me such a case of the giggles. Oh Kev, you know you wrong for that... And I'm wrong cause I'm still lmao.
Now I'm about to watch that Jim Carey movie!!!😂😂😂
Gluten free water 🤣🤣🤣🤣
You could substitute the word “Irish“ for Black, and you would have just about the same rules
Same thing with Mexicans.
Been sayin it for years...we all might look different but we're the same!🤣🤣
I was thinking all along how much it sounded like my family.... except for the dancing
And Australian.
Yall always say that. We’re not the same! And its OK lmao
mama mabel shuda came 😂😂
man this is insightful . now i have to look for a friend and a bbq party to go to ..
Krishna Mullapudi let me know when you find one. We can both go.
@@penpad5555 that is very nice of you.
@@krishnakanthcake You dont Look for a BBQ you make one. wheres it at ?
@@jamesware5100 ... Nah ... Don't make anything if you don't know how to cook. 😐
@@JSmedic1 im an awesome chef
Oh my God!! This is soo true!! This is exactly what we live by
I SHALL MAKE GRILLED ONIONS
🤣🤣🤣
Yeah, you can't mess them up. LOL
Kev you've come so far! 👏🏾
Mmmm, got the right arms.
Never put hard stuff like almonds in a potato salad, it’s cursing to the texture.
No raisins in potato salad, nor pineapple, apple or orange. It’s not a fruit salad.
Personally I leaved the olives in their can.
I always open a can of olives when I'm making potato salad. I put in potatoes, onion, egg, mayo, salt, pepper, and that's it. I eat the olives out of the can because I love olives...
And if you have that one person on the grill that is not your uncle wearing shorts, a tank top, some shades, a chef hat, and some Jesus sandals. Then don't eat the BBQ.
I see KevOnStage, I click LIKE 😄
That message is approve by me 😁 the 10 rules of bbq
If you come at 2 you must be wanting to help me clean up the house 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Could you clean off a spot for my soy burger? NO.. I CAN'T lol lol hahaha hahaha hahaha lol hahaha 😂😂😂😂
Yesssss...I wish I would see a damn kid with my damn ribs!! They eat in the hamburger and hotdogs section.
I miss this kev
Rofl!! Im the tia with the fat arms BRO I will cook up a storm!!! 😂😂🤣🤣😙🌳💨❤
Do NOT play Spades at the barbeque if you have never played or are new at playing.
Or if you can't bid. I been playin my whole life and still don't bid right. My sister always my partner and always ready to fight me.
Lmao "potato salad hast be tried & true" 😂😂😂
Number 5 is why go for BBW girls 😂
4:27 “show them that thing you do”
😂😂😂potato salad part
Thanks for the tips
You are so damm funny man love the videos!
I hear that! BBQS ain't cheap so we all need to chip in to cover the costs. If there's a situation and I'm sure we've all been there it gets like that tho it happens. If you don't have enough money or any money at all you can always let the hosts know that you can contribute in other ways like come over to their hse early and help organise and set up everything for the BBQ. You can also make something with whatever's in your cupboard(but make sure the combo makes sense tho) can't be bringing trash to a cookout.
Lmfaooooooo I’m having my first bbq next month this is so funny
Haaaa even when I was a jit I didn’t fix no grown ass persons plate I didn’t give a damn I wasn’t doin nothin I didn’t want to
💯 facts to everything!!
I love to watch this every year. I am the same question- what does gluten free have to do with Vegan 🤣🤣🤣 LMBO That whole part!
I don’t know if everything was a joke but those last two things really piss me off because people treat kids horrible at cookouts if I want a rib or a piece of steak I’m going to get it I’m not about to be told what to get and what not to get
That was so funny! Loved it
Man you got me laughing with #3
I always bring beer or liqour also soda everytime I get invited
#3 Ain't nothing going on the grill that ain't had a family. That had me dying. Hahaha!
Don't come at the time I told you to come, "I'm at the store" that part 🤣🤣
I came back to this video just for rule #1 🤣🤣i got invited to a yt bbq at 2pm today and they called at 2 05 and said everybody’s up here we just waiting on you not knowing I’m not showing up until at least 430-5 😂😂😂😂
Me and my family follow about 4 of these rules. As for myself. Literally every BBQ any family member has, despite me being black, I'm the "white kid". *sigh*
I know exactly how you feel
Do not bring any knock-off sodas either 😂
Facts!
amen to all this brother..
HE SAID THE "AUNTIE UNDER ARM" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Damn, I realize now that Kev IS that auntie hahahahaha love u Kev hahahababa
A lot of my fam need to learn number 8
Amazing
All I heard was, "Baby Shark."
Miranda Covington
“Do do da-do-d-do...”
How this video 4 years old with over 200k views and only like 7 comments???
cause youtube turned off his comments
@@user-yu8en2gy3m omg why
@@Maddie-rv6sp Idk, it really makes no sense cause he was family friendly too
@@user-yu8en2gy3m They don't wanna see a black man shine
@@chilliecheesecake right, that what I thought too smh
The tenth one was my favorite lmao
He said how to survive a black BBQ🤣🤣🤣
❤❤❤❤
I try so hard to have the food ready at the start time. ....I'm...getting better
I can verify the last two rules are correct I remember the last time I went to a cookout with my family and if yo mama tell u dance u better dance or u get stuck with the babies and its true abt the hotdohs and burgers I had to earn my first piece of steak... That's why I started cooking early so I could go to the store with everyone when they were getting food for the cookout so I could make sure my steak sss included and the only way I would get it was if I seasoned and cooked it myself
At 2, the cow and pig you'll be grilling are still alive.
Just here for some No Beard Kev action.
OOOOoooooo #7!!!!! That's real!!!!
I ate 2racks of ribs at 4 years old
😂😂😂😂😂”GET OUT”
When I was in Puerto Rico, they made potato salad with apples in it !!
I was like , I'm not eating that !!!
But they really get insulted when you don't at least try it !,
So I did !!
Let me tell you , that tater salad was the 💣💣💣💣💣💣 !!!!!!!!!!
The other stuff which I didn't know what it was even after they explained it to me ,wasn't happening!!!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
I love Spanish food, but some things I just can't!!!!!
Gluten free water🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I survived all of them since birth.
I just noticed how slim this man use to be
Gluten free water!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My favorite part - Like what that got to do with Vegan 🤣
LOL ...crying!
my family used to tell people to come AROUND a certain . they knew for sure our shit was going to start late !
ok this chet made me laugh
Potato salad one of the easy items
People think that.... and then they start trying get all experimental.
Don't do it!!
See you saying that lets me know yours is yellow and nasty lmao
"Dont come at the time I said the bbq starts"
Us white people: okay, be there at 12😀