What can you Cut with Paper? (You will be amazed!)
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What can you cut with paper?
Music in this video:
00:13 - Jay_Jay
01:39 - Fire At Will (Instrumental Version) - Martin Hall
#MrHacker #MR
*accurate representation of what a paper cut feels like*
i just cringed imagining it
SAME
Stepping on a Lego, Card-Board Paper-cuts, and getting your hand sliced with a dull box-cutter. They are all just as terrible.
"What can paper cut"
My flesh
every fucking time I try to pick it up
LOL ME TOO 😂
This actually defies the rule of *"Rock Paper Scissor"*
Aisha Yasir no paper beats rock. Unless you're talking about it beating scissors
Rock scissors fucking blade of paper
It actually doesn't because the scissor was used In the beginning of the video to cut the paper.
hahaha
Aisha Yasir lmao
I understand why paper beats rock now.
I assumed it just wrapped it up
swervedriver nope it turns into saw and tears the rock into pieces
TIL Paper is sharper than scissors.
@run then you'll only get more rocks. i dont know how that solves the problem
its due to torque the fast we rotate paper more harder object would be cut by it 😊
Nice video Mr. Hacker..
When you get a paper cut
What it looks like: a tiny cut
What it feels like:
You aren’t wrong
should get over 100000000000000 likes
Hey I'm Bill Cipher!
ok
I actually saw the inside of my finger from getting a paper cut.
Well a paper cut just got a whole new meaning
I would comment that but you got first
Siddhayak Goyal Aha😂
The sun... goes down...
Siddhayak Goyal th4eg
Awesome!! Can it cut my debt in half?
kookie4nookie Lol, maybe it can, just cut the person that you owe to.
Sure, just put your monthly statements on the table and grind away
kookie4nookie m
kookie4nookie funny
Yeah but thats a different kind of paper lol
And people wonder how paper beats rock
Claire Knight with a circular saw
don't mean to be a smart ass but he used an angle grinder
NO NAME Don't mean to be a smart ass but it's "an"
Claire Knight
Teen musterbate is the best thing that ever came
Claire Knight
That's very funny and clever.
2:09
A pencil is made out of a tree just like paper
“I used the tree to destroy the tree”
Memes am I right?
In fact, that pencil is made of plastic
@@romanbrazhnikov9049 its mostly made out of wood.
Pencils here are madenout of food
@@romanbrazhnikov9049 noooo
This is the reason why paper beats rock
martina allegra throw the rock at it and you'll see the paper will lose
nambinhvu yes ik but in this video it beats almost everything. It is just because of the speed it takes so yeah...
nambinhvu anyway yes ik it'll loose
martina allegra the paper would lose against everything in the video if they tried to go through it faster. Lol paper only won because it was going so slow.
nambinhvu
It's a "rock, paper, scissors" comment.. ain't that deep bro
I was so nervous this guy would get a paper cut accidentally.
FightingMario54321 No, but you can get 187
Asma Abdi yeah
me too xD
FightingMario54321 agreed
That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
Whole new level of rock, paper, scissors
Nathan Gonzalez can paper really beat rock :3
Nathan Gonzalez *WHAT PAPER REALLY DOES TO ROCK*
T.N.T Girl it always does the paper wraps the rock
Paper would cut the scissors
Lola Dewan but now paper will cut the rock
Vid: *shows paper cutting wood*
Me: ah yes tree vs tree
Lol😂
House vs house
@A Positive Guy :D yep
That sounds “positive”
Ah okay
@Abc Official you don't use words like "dumb, stupid" in a joke
Mr. Hacker: WHAT CAN YOU CUT WITH PAPER
Me: my finger
Pittitz - Gaming I THOUGHT THE SAME
Pittitz - Gaming what if you get paper cuts
Pittitz - Gaming paper cut :D lame joke right XD
Hahahaha! Good one!
333 likes?!? Wow! I just posted this comment 18 hours ago!
"Paper beats rock"😂
It does
That why paper can cut rock
The more you know
Deadlake 420th comment like. Give me some weed now.
420th like... only reason I liked
This is why paper beats rock
And why it also beats scissors now
Also can beat your own fingers ,be careful
Cuchullain O'connor no it’s because paper covers it up and it dies :P
fuck aaron
**Facepalm**
fuck aaron
You must be fun at parties.
Paper:*CUTS EVERYTHING*
Scissors: Am i joke to you?
Paper can also cut sicssors
@@AkarisStuff not the metal part tho
@@rasxhu6643 ye...
@@rasxhu6643
but without the plastic the metal will be useless tho
@@BlockGamingOfficialYT lol no
This is the sequel to the 1000 degree Red Glowing Knife
1000 degree paper
Adiale Dash well if your talking about angles it will be 360 degrees and if it was 1000 degrees temperature wise it would be on fire so I do not understand you
Salty Jam gz you have a 1000 likes for this comment ^^
I was literally waiting for someone to comment this
Overthinking Ninjago ik
I don't think that scissors will beat paper anymore 😂😂😂😂
Yousof Melaih I would be funny if he cuts the scissors with the paper 😂
Impossible!
it is possible now lol
Metal scissors would probably be too tough to be cut with this.
Yousof Melaih if you try and to cut the circle with the scissors I wonder what would happen. I not insulting you or anything I'm just wondering
Next you see paper being banned from airplanes and prisons
PabloDavico xD
not united airlines tho
PabloDavico XD Hahaha
Part Timer Gosh darn it lol
PabloDavico xdd
*Paper cuts literally everything*
Sawblade: ''Am I a joke to you?''
69 likes? i'm not gonna ruin that shit
@@NoobRau understandable, have a great day
other way around
Aimon? Afghi C
Now this brings the term 'paper cut' to a new level
Nuffaded DAMMIT I WAS GONNA MAKE THAT JOKE TOO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
that was stupid
Nuffaded ba dum tiss
Nuffaded What does that saying even mean?
Lol I'm from Finland
Santtu sammakko that means like you know when you pass your finger past the side of a paper, and it hurts so bad? image that with this XD
altaria power Ooh okay it means just that?
Plot twist, this is a Hitachi commercial
John Smith 😂😂😂
Teja Priya love dat pack! lol😂
no it is a printer paper commercial
0:12 thought he wanna gonna cut his play button wtf
Joseph Tan was he was
Joseph Tan Aruan
Joseph Tan same
Joseph Tan samee
Aruan placa cortante... Referências
CZcams Recommendation : Hey!...Wanna See A *PAPER* Cutting A *PAPER* ?!?
This was commented long ago but I got recommendation too just recently
@@mrduped6506 me too
me : sure yeah, ofcourse.😭
@@darkbrightflow9406 also me
Now there's a whole other definition of "paper cut".
DaDood HAAAAAAAAAAA
DaDood damnit you stole my joke before i could think of it
DaDood BUDUM TS
When I watched this I was gonna say"Well, who wants a paper cut!"
DaDood can he use sand paper? lol
Next time I play Rock, Paper, Scissors, I know what I'm gonna be.
Paper beats rock, scissors, and probably even other paper now.
Just Some Thuggy Penguins rock?
D Erarte yea
Oreo Cookie are you joking? please tell me you are
TheCODGAMER ANDDESTINYGAMER
Lol
This would lead to some terrible paper cuts...
Kelsy The Kelp i know, u know when the semester starts and u have to open the packing the books come with and u get a paper cut, AARRGGGH! Shit!
Luna The Doggo getting cutting?
Luna The Doggo how do you know IT is a man
Kelsy The Kelp imagine your finger being cut off
Kelsy The Kelp imagine having to tell people you're missing a finger from a paper cut
Paper : Cutting everything
A Pair of Scissors : _For what I'm made_
*crying sounds*
To cut the paper and help making Paper cutter 0:29
Was scissiors made before or after paper?
@@Monn2754 what came first? The scissors or the paper? We'll never truly know.
scissor used to cut a paper
Seems paper beats scissors this time
taking papercuts to the next level!
Giving paper cut a whole new meaning
Jonathan Luu I thought of that
Jonathan Luu lol ur profile pic reminds me of me lol.
LOL
Ɖead Ƒury Ƥlays paper doesn't cut your fingers
Paper slices your fingers
Hey nice avatar bruh
*Gets stabbed with knife* "Meh"
*Gets paper cut* "IM GONNA FREAKING DIE!"
Mistique lol
So true
Mistique same. That’s so me
Haha that’s true though
Mistique LOL
There are a few moments when it gave me anxiety looking at how close his fingers are towards the unstable paper cutter.
Yeah lol same
Min Yeo? Ras Dvva
I now understand why paper beats rock.
Izaccs Gansit lol it thought they use to say it because paper can cover rock
_ iGlitchzy
you're right about that.
Boi if paper covered rock the paper would tear
If only he tried a rock, but he didn't. :(
best of the day XD
I'm so scared your hand was a bit close to the machine when your started it.
1:33
It's just a paper cut...
Form hell :o
same I tensed up lol
i know im not alone
Far Rookie is that dirk
that's one way to win at rock,paper,scissors..
Lucifer The Lord of All Evil I bet you're really fun at parties bro
+Lucifer The Lord of All Evil you're a fraud!
Cc123 you can be the paper and the scissors, kinda
MLSxD no he meant cut the rock and scissors
Cc123 999th like😂
Metal saw: I can cut anything
Paper: I’m bout’ to end this whole mans career
Can paper cut scissors? It would change the meaning of Rock, Paper, Scissors completely!
Ice Cream Cookie ouuuu that'd be interesting
Ice Cream Cookie it cut the iron, so it could cut scissors as well
if it did than all you could choose is paper since it would have an advantage over all of them
But what if it can but scissors can to
*Dun Dun*
*Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnn*
Tnok Tahir I don't recall seeing it cut any iron in this video.
then the saw actually broke when cutting the rubber bands
So... This is why paper beat rock?
3xDarklink so why does sissors beat paper then first
eli Ace Well if you do this against a blade the paper would give up and get torn. Remember the layer of papar, the clean circle and the fast speed of spinning helps it to cut
scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock smashes scissors
Paper beats rick because it is a metaphoric way of it. Brains over brawn, or mind over matter, brains/mind being paper and brawn/matter being rock.
Tinky8888 ikr people don't understand btw... why did you say again?
*PAPERCUT INTENSIFIES*
InsaneLiving XD Seriously though
Might lose a finger...
InsaneLiving 1000th like
Skin:
Paper:ima bout to ruin this whole mans career
This man's whole career* 🤦
@@danishrajput0199 omg kiddo xd
Goes to hospital with severed finger
Nurse: What caused this?
Me: paper cut
Mason Cooper I'm sure the pain would be worth it. Last time I busted my arm and went to the hospital, I completely forgot about the pain I was in while gazing at my nurse's eyes. Dang she was cute! I never forgot those eyes. :D
Greased Lightning But what if my nurse is a bitch
Helena Alessandra Give her dog food instead of chocolates? :{D
Mason Cooper i was gonna make a joke similar to this but i saw this comment and i was like wow really
Mason Cooper XD BRILLIANT
This is an upgrade from paper cuts
Ricky Brother you're not Rickey's brother did t god SLO's in a homeless yodeling should've bjewnn ash names of yourself
Jockalasa bruh are you drunk
Motiwor Rahman what planet are you in???
Or a downgrade
of course its a joke some people
Doctor: how did you lose your finger?!
Guy: i got a paper cut
i see what u did there!
+GLP Gaming whoa whoa whoa it's a joke don't call me a dumbass dumbass
Nicholas Shipman lol if he couldn't tell that it was a joke do you really think he has the right to call you that?
Smart Cookie that is funny
City Wither no u
Title: *What can you cut with paper?*
Me: My fingers
Now I see how paper beats rock
Snorlax Gaming
😂
Music is like scissors. It always gets beaten with rock
Snorlax Gaming
I mean, if you cut The Rock's arm with this you will win for sure
XD
Goddess Of Darkness
You just said rock isn’t music
pen: I am mightier than the sword.
paper: hold my beer
jiseong15 Why doesn't this have many likes
*pen watches this video* awww shit I'm out
Me:i got chu fam!
*Holds beer*
jiseong15
XD
😂
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"Paper cut"
"Papercut"
"Papercut"
"Papercut"
Mr Mackay and another one
Mr Mackay i
Ikr that *papercut*
Lol
Mr Mackay that's one hell of a paper cut
*Pencil BFDI has joined the chat*
Pencil BFDI: *sees **2:08*
*Pencil BFDI has left the chat*
Conclusion : Paper is the new steel
JanesLee GT Now scissors doesn't beat anything
Phanic! At the School Of Witchcraft and Septiplier maybe scissors doesn't beat paper in Rock Paper Scissors
but paper is heavier than steel
Maybe paper beats rock by slicing through it.
*Paper is the new '1000 degrees hot knife'
My exam paper is harder than that
TheGreenPianist copyright
TheGreenPianist ya I agree
That's what she said...
Without glue nothing will happen, the glue is the reason for this cutting.
The thing about exam paper is that it goes slow
See paper does beat rock... and wood and coconut
Nick P and scissors
The Nova Reactor not scissors. I'm sure it can't break metal
Nick P and a rubber band ball, PVC piping, cardboard and if lucky, maybe metal
Nick P right
It always did beat rock.
Next episode:
I cut INFINITY STONE with PAPER
Yes
Because paper beats rock
Thanos what's to know your location 😂
so this is the new 1000° degree knife
NotABadBoy 1000 degree degree?
Luke Hay that's what I said lmfao.
So yeah, paper beats rock
Amber Myers and everything else
Po0L DeAd8733 not scissors!
Amber Myers it already did
Amber Myers uh paper already beat rock? nice try
Swimsalot123 I was saying now I understand why paper beats rock😑
I knew my homework would kill me
mr freeze freeze lol
mr freeze freeze Damn, how many sub bots do you use?
Gotta tell all my teachers that homework is dangerous now
At least u got a science project
this takes the term "paper cut" to a whole new level
i cant believe i spent 5 minutes watching someone cut stuff with paper. what am i doing with my life.
edit: omg how do i have so many likes?! thought i was the only wierdo watching paper cutting.
Don't feel bad, before watching this, I watched him play with eggs for 6 minutes..
Mr. Negativity lmfao
+Crystal D cough what life
Crystal D What me to answer that? XD KIDDING :)
Crystal D and what about me then? I just looking to the reactions to this video instead of the video itself what am I ding with my life.. holy fuck
This video brings new meaning to the term 'paper cut'
Also, paper can win against scissors now :)
xD rock paper scissors paper scissors! paper wins wait a second scissors will never win against anything O_o
Yes.
Riordan Rasmussen oml ur right
When you realise paper is stronger than you.
Andrew X Gaming 😂
KingJaz B. :D
Something something Soviet Russia
Not until it get help from something
SOMEONE WILL HELP YOU BEAT PAPER
Andrew X Gaming wait😖... what!!!😨
i don’t even wanna think about the paper cuts this thing could make
now i am cutting tomatoes using a sheet of paper. thank u youtube
Ray Dominguez yeah that won't work lol
TheKidHairStylist but there is water in 🍅
Ray Dominguez It'll get wet with the tomato juice though... :(
Ray Dominguez 666th liked lmao
What would be the practicality of that?
I thought he was gonna cut his play button with paper at the start.
Me too
me 3
David Nwokoye me too hahahhah
Me 48
Ayein me tooo😝😝
Imagine getting a paper cut with that.
Lyndsay Dellinger NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!
Lyndsay Dellinger oh god
Lyndsay Dellinger h no
Lyndsay Dellinger 0k that would be painfull
Lyndsay Dellinger You'd lose whatever it cut. :P
*coconut without water at last??!!* 5:06
A new reason why your homework is dangerous
Edit: 7 Months later and thanks for 1.4k likes!
They should ban it and test
Yeeeessssss!!!!!!! That thing can kill a human
Why isn’t this comment placed with 1k likes. We need justice
"Sorry teacher, my dad toutgh that my homework was a jigsaw
Lol...
I'm trying not to imagine touching that and getting a *papercut*
Ugh
Toasty Toast same
Youd get more than just a paper cut. That could chop your finger off.
um ok?
If I got a cut buy that thing then I would probs try to smack myself and try to wake up form a nightmare or faint either of those
Toasty Toast I
when I saw the paper blade above the coconut, I thought, 'no way'.
*WAY*
Rainbow Life well he had to change that paper blade like atleast 3 times
Rainbow Life knife
Rainbow Life 6/10 He used a knife One Shot you mean all on the coconut right? I didn't see the transition of any was shown.
Edit
I see now. Didn't notice the jump cuts and that was where the changes came in.
Rainbow Life same tho!!!
0:12 Who else thought that he was going to cut his silver play button
Kushagra Kanchan IDK kind of
Me!
This works because the paper is spinning so fast it forgets that it's paper.
ChargePositive true, it thinks its metal because it has short term memory loss
ChargePositive and the fact that paper is made from wood, I'm ur 100th like on da comment btw ;>
Mystic Monkey99 😂😂😂😂😂💀💀
This is one of those answers that you know is wrong but still seems undeniably scientifically true 😂
bee chang indeed
Anybody else activity cringing at how close that paper is to his hand
Bfffoeever OMG I KNOOOOW
I meant actively lol
ME
Bfffoeever OMG YAHH!
Bfffoeever that'd be one nasty papercut
this is proof that weak can be strong
Wayzy
Yep... If they spin like 50000miles/minute...
No name thats true 😂😂
If a weak is strong then technically it’s not weak
Wayzy yeah because its reinforced duh
Ethan F NOPE AT 3:34 PROOF LOL BOTH NOT REINFORCED
Paper be like: YOU UNDERESTIMATED MY POWER?!
Throughout the entire video all I was thinking about was paper cuts
Audrey Siahaya Same
Yep. It's probably bad i was hoping to see just how bad of a paper cut it'd be
Audrey Siahaya I about died when he turned it on, because of how close it was to his fingers 😱
Audrey Siahaya same
ikr
Sometimes I scroll through the comments and be like "why didn't I think of that"
TheAmazingPanda 15 why didnt i think of this
this the the that u were talking about
TheAmazingPanda 15 this is me
TheAmazingPanda 15 hmm Intresting DANG IT why didn't I think of that
Sometimes i scroll through the comments and be like "Thats not original"
Well, I'll remember that when paper cuts me.
Same
hahahahahahha
you remember that it could be worse it could cut your atm off
Nite Lights yea
Nite Lights الرقية الشراعية
4:30
For what you've come for😎
Tnks me later
Can it cut Friendzone ?
No that's what alcohol is for
Josefa i dont know? Nothing has cut me yet
Friend Zone cutted?
+Dub Mic Step nice one
Friend Zone WTF HAHAHA
*what can you cut with paper*
Your fucking finger.
Clorox Bleach you are everywhere I go, do you live in the comments section of every video ever?
*Your
Clorox Bleach you are fucking finger
cringe matrix you could say that.
your wrists
This is how paper beats rock in rock paper
Name Lastname watch Amazing Fidget spinner trick with aflame candle czcams.com/video/efPW2HFJh1I/video.html
Lol
Dhinchak pooja fidget spinners are lame
Magidrag OnlinePlay yup
Name Lastname literally
Now, i'm afraid of paper 😂😂
😹
You can give your self a very bad paper cut with that.😂
grace ellefsen you are like, the 20 billionth comment that has to do with the extreme paper cuts this can give Xd
Frik I meant XD
Theylove ._.baddie I just came up with that on the spot 😂
Theylove ._.baddie
And????
CupCake Bunny nice profile pic
Paper's revenge to pencils 🤓🤓🤓
Paul Josè HAHAHAHAHAHA LOL YE 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Paul Josè or scissors may be
Yeah maybe😀
Paul Josè U like using emojis, don't you?
XXXMadCunt yeah I do 😛😛😛😛
Recent update from the White House: Congress planning on banning paper from schools
Cade Walton And used Leaves😂
Cade Walton breaking news! A man recently just broke into the White House and killed all the guards. With just three pieces of PAPER!
Cade Walton AAA, HELL YEA!!!!!!
Cade Walton yay 😊
AAUUGHHH FUCK YEAH!!!
The amount of rock paper scissors jokes under this video is hilarious
try rock to see if paper really beats it
Mayson Lee It will change Rock, Paper, Scissors for life
Jeff_The_Gamer _ paper would be useless choice then
Jeff_The_Gamer _ ..this video covinced us to change the rock, paper and scisoor game rules...paper should win against scissor..
Kishan debbarma no because that will throw the balance of the game. it's designed that rock beat scissors but not paper and paper beats Rock and not scissors. it's made that there will always be a winner unless you both pick the same choice
Jordan Nealy you have a firm grip of the obvious. WELL DONE ! WOULD YOU LIKE A GOLD STAR?!?!
cut a nokia 3310 amd create a vortex in time
Nauel Aburto make this the top comment
Nauel Aburto 😂😂😂😂
Nauel Aburto it's not possible.. If you try you will go behind in time
ULTIMATEVortex127 XD
up
I'd guess he used 3 pieces of paper because 1 just wouldn't cut it...
get the flying fuck out
Rein C. Versnel Cut it out!😂
Pun
that pun was paper thin
At least they can recycle it.
I get chills about getting cut by that
exam paper be like :"nah that's not as dangerous as I am"
Game Pro 😂😂😂😂
So you can cut PVC pipes, wood, cardboard, a coconut, and reinforced plastic with paper, but it can barely cut a Baguette? What kind of world am I living in?
Is that u brother bleach??
Lmaoo ^^^^😂😂😂😂
Clorox Bleach Yes, my brother. It is me. The upgrade.
*BROTHERS REUNITED*
JackSepticEyeLover126 honestly make a book/show/movie about two bleaches on is more upgraded and lemony they reunite watch/read to find out what happens next
Kids use teeth.
Adults use knives.
Legends use paper.
Unofficial King Yeah 😎 Also you have 91 likes!
@@CreatorsHubCreates
Thanks everyone
Then who uses scissors?
The nerd?
xBroken Bonesx nerd isn't an insult, and I guess toddlers use scissors??
Unofficial King and I use cats
Nobody:
5 minutes craft: DIY
I'm waiting till everyone finds a more funny original joke instead of something about paper cuts.
Gladys Vasquez😑
now that's what we call a cutting edge
I know right?
The jokes..just don't make the CUT
Josh Marowak *sigh*
pιp were not here to entertain u dicknose
I'm more scared of getting cut by that than an actual saw blade, especially on the finger tips. Anyone else?
BirdieBronze me
Same that shit looks like it would burn the fuck outta you lmao
BirdieBronze speaking if burn imagine if it was on fire and slicing throught you
Cartek nope, plain paper is still worse. XD
Oh shit, 214 people wasted their lives to leave a like on a comment...gm_stop'n'bowl on the gmod steam workshop. You all are great (lc)
And then they mock me when i cut myself with paper.
Tasos Tsam I also once got cut by paper.
Man we all got paper cuts at least once
XDD
Paper is deadly af
Give this man a respect cause he always wipes his silver button.
It means he love it a lot.
*_THIS IS HOW PAPER BEATS ROCK IN ROCK PAPER SCISSORS_*
-ˏˋcici ˊˎ- amirite?
-ˏˋcici ˊˎ- damn!
this is how paper will get revenge on scissors in rock paper scissors
-ˏˋcici ˊˎ- o
-ˏˋcici ˊˎ- haha
Thats why paper can beat rock
Radya Alif OMG SO TRUE!!😂😂😂
Radya Alif doesn't that mean paper can beat scissors aswell?
Lukenzio o pretty sure these couldn't cut stainless steel maybe just scratch it
Radya Alif yay
Anjel Lee Yes, the metal would disperse the heat from the friction too quickly to melt. The cutting is caused by the friction burning/melting the material, as clearly seen when cutting wood.
The real question is can paper cut paper
waffles Woa
they did, cardboard is paper
GamingLime A type
Omg so true
waffles guess so
Scissors: Ez win
Paper: No u *uses reverse card*