What can you Cut with Paper? (You will be amazed!)

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    What can you cut with paper?
    Music in this video:
    00:13 - Jay_Jay
    01:39 - Fire At Will (Instrumental Version) - Martin Hall
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  • @aaronkim7950
    @aaronkim7950 Před 7 lety +1725

    *accurate representation of what a paper cut feels like*

    • @naahmad5326
      @naahmad5326 Před 7 lety +61

      i just cringed imagining it

    • @tunabuildsstuff
      @tunabuildsstuff Před 7 lety +10

      SAME

    • @Bleachfan872
      @Bleachfan872 Před 7 lety +5

      Stepping on a Lego, Card-Board Paper-cuts, and getting your hand sliced with a dull box-cutter. They are all just as terrible.

    • @battlebruvabdrv1836
      @battlebruvabdrv1836 Před 7 lety +3

      "What can paper cut"
      My flesh
      every fucking time I try to pick it up

    • @joshuaerazo2671
      @joshuaerazo2671 Před 7 lety +1

      LOL ME TOO 😂

  • @aishakhan2862
    @aishakhan2862 Před 7 lety +1467

    This actually defies the rule of *"Rock Paper Scissor"*

    • @digi4998
      @digi4998 Před 7 lety +34

      Aisha Yasir no paper beats rock. Unless you're talking about it beating scissors

    • @cancercrew2110
      @cancercrew2110 Před 7 lety +8

      Rock scissors fucking blade of paper

    • @PRESPOVERTY
      @PRESPOVERTY Před 7 lety +44

      It actually doesn't because the scissor was used In the beginning of the video to cut the paper.

    • @theRealFizz_
      @theRealFizz_ Před 7 lety +1

      hahaha

    • @DeviousCatGirl
      @DeviousCatGirl Před 7 lety +2

      Aisha Yasir lmao

  • @johnmcclane2401
    @johnmcclane2401 Před 7 lety +7819

    I understand why paper beats rock now.

    • @1fat66
      @1fat66 Před 7 lety +318

      I assumed it just wrapped it up

    • @runitzriot3814
      @runitzriot3814 Před 7 lety +183

      swervedriver nope it turns into saw and tears the rock into pieces

    • @kageta2
      @kageta2 Před 7 lety +74

      TIL Paper is sharper than scissors.

    • @geishathor
      @geishathor Před 7 lety +35

      @run then you'll only get more rocks. i dont know how that solves the problem

    • @jatinahir4322
      @jatinahir4322 Před 7 lety +20

      its due to torque the fast we rotate paper more harder object would be cut by it 😊
      Nice video Mr. Hacker..

  • @raphoenix2150
    @raphoenix2150 Před 4 lety +920

    When you get a paper cut
    What it looks like: a tiny cut
    What it feels like:

  • @siddhayak
    @siddhayak Před 7 lety +500

    Well a paper cut just got a whole new meaning

  • @kookie4nookie
    @kookie4nookie Před 7 lety +2794

    Awesome!! Can it cut my debt in half?

  • @rustyshackleford4076
    @rustyshackleford4076 Před 7 lety +2475

    And people wonder how paper beats rock

    • @JoHillz
      @JoHillz Před 7 lety +22

      Claire Knight with a circular saw

    • @No-_-Name.
      @No-_-Name. Před 7 lety +10

      don't mean to be a smart ass but he used an angle grinder

    • @hfl_
      @hfl_ Před 7 lety +4

      NO NAME Don't mean to be a smart ass but it's "an"

    • @EdmonLabrador
      @EdmonLabrador Před 7 lety

      Claire Knight
      Teen musterbate is the best thing that ever came

    • @williambeck8057
      @williambeck8057 Před 7 lety +1

      Claire Knight
      That's very funny and clever.

  • @Arey2539
    @Arey2539 Před 4 lety +568

    2:09
    A pencil is made out of a tree just like paper
    “I used the tree to destroy the tree”

  • @martinaallegra3366
    @martinaallegra3366 Před 6 lety +548

    This is the reason why paper beats rock

    • @nambinhvu
      @nambinhvu Před 6 lety +8

      martina allegra throw the rock at it and you'll see the paper will lose

    • @martinaallegra3366
      @martinaallegra3366 Před 6 lety +7

      nambinhvu yes ik but in this video it beats almost everything. It is just because of the speed it takes so yeah...

    • @martinaallegra3366
      @martinaallegra3366 Před 6 lety +4

      nambinhvu anyway yes ik it'll loose

    • @nambinhvu
      @nambinhvu Před 6 lety +1

      martina allegra the paper would lose against everything in the video if they tried to go through it faster. Lol paper only won because it was going so slow.

    • @leifuertes306
      @leifuertes306 Před 6 lety +11

      nambinhvu
      It's a "rock, paper, scissors" comment.. ain't that deep bro

  • @FightingMario54321
    @FightingMario54321 Před 7 lety +949

    I was so nervous this guy would get a paper cut accidentally.

  • @nathangonzalez1941
    @nathangonzalez1941 Před 6 lety +487

    Whole new level of rock, paper, scissors

    • @bellathebeezlebub1713
      @bellathebeezlebub1713 Před 6 lety +10

      Nathan Gonzalez can paper really beat rock :3

    • @amooselord4345
      @amooselord4345 Před 6 lety +11

      Nathan Gonzalez *WHAT PAPER REALLY DOES TO ROCK*

    • @loladewan89
      @loladewan89 Před 6 lety +3

      T.N.T Girl it always does the paper wraps the rock

    • @unicorn69
      @unicorn69 Před 6 lety +2

      Paper would cut the scissors

    • @Mizu-AM
      @Mizu-AM Před 6 lety

      Lola Dewan but now paper will cut the rock

  • @AreguIaruser
    @AreguIaruser Před 4 lety +199

    Vid: *shows paper cutting wood*
    Me: ah yes tree vs tree

  • @frikinno5367
    @frikinno5367 Před 7 lety +1662

    Mr. Hacker: WHAT CAN YOU CUT WITH PAPER
    Me: my finger

    • @Armon3y
      @Armon3y Před 7 lety +12

      Pittitz - Gaming I THOUGHT THE SAME

    • @rashidmohammed6531
      @rashidmohammed6531 Před 7 lety +5

      Pittitz - Gaming what if you get paper cuts

    • @doopiedemi439
      @doopiedemi439 Před 7 lety +2

      Pittitz - Gaming paper cut :D lame joke right XD

    • @mrtester2828
      @mrtester2828 Před 7 lety +2

      Hahahaha! Good one!

    • @frikinno5367
      @frikinno5367 Před 7 lety +5

      333 likes?!? Wow! I just posted this comment 18 hours ago!

  • @mwiz3526
    @mwiz3526 Před 7 lety +1847

    "Paper beats rock"😂

  • @cuchullainoconnor529
    @cuchullainoconnor529 Před 6 lety +15947

    This is why paper beats rock

    • @emily5689
      @emily5689 Před 6 lety +727

      And why it also beats scissors now

    • @xdxd-my4sh
      @xdxd-my4sh Před 6 lety +625

      Also can beat your own fingers ,be careful

    • @nedasstaugaitis6231
      @nedasstaugaitis6231 Před 6 lety +119

      Cuchullain O'connor no it’s because paper covers it up and it dies :P

    • @jadaistired1163
      @jadaistired1163 Před 6 lety +71

      fuck aaron
      **Facepalm**

    • @jadaistired1163
      @jadaistired1163 Před 6 lety +84

      fuck aaron
      You must be fun at parties.

  • @meerabirfan6088
    @meerabirfan6088 Před 4 lety +75

    Paper:*CUTS EVERYTHING*
    Scissors: Am i joke to you?

  • @alphwn
    @alphwn Před 7 lety +1337

    This is the sequel to the 1000 degree Red Glowing Knife

    • @adialedash8539
      @adialedash8539 Před 7 lety +24

      1000 degree paper

    • @ethanafc9572
      @ethanafc9572 Před 7 lety +4

      Adiale Dash well if your talking about angles it will be 360 degrees and if it was 1000 degrees temperature wise it would be on fire so I do not understand you

    • @mamasnok6915
      @mamasnok6915 Před 7 lety

      Salty Jam gz you have a 1000 likes for this comment ^^

    • @overthinkingninjago
      @overthinkingninjago Před 7 lety +4

      I was literally waiting for someone to comment this

    • @palfers8781
      @palfers8781 Před 7 lety +1

      Overthinking Ninjago ik

  • @yousofmelaih4088
    @yousofmelaih4088 Před 7 lety +1853

    I don't think that scissors will beat paper anymore 😂😂😂😂

    • @samd8872
      @samd8872 Před 7 lety +65

      Yousof Melaih I would be funny if he cuts the scissors with the paper 😂

    • @Odwer
      @Odwer Před 7 lety +2

      Impossible!

    • @Aim201
      @Aim201 Před 7 lety +2

      it is possible now lol

    • @Odwer
      @Odwer Před 7 lety +7

      Metal scissors would probably be too tough to be cut with this.

    • @hufflepuffgirl3594
      @hufflepuffgirl3594 Před 7 lety +7

      Yousof Melaih if you try and to cut the circle with the scissors I wonder what would happen. I not insulting you or anything I'm just wondering

  • @pablodavico
    @pablodavico Před 7 lety +1771

    Next you see paper being banned from airplanes and prisons

  • @simoncuypers1213
    @simoncuypers1213 Před 4 lety +86

    *Paper cuts literally everything*
    Sawblade: ''Am I a joke to you?''

  • @nuff1577
    @nuff1577 Před 7 lety +2547

    Now this brings the term 'paper cut' to a new level

    • @redpika6020
      @redpika6020 Před 7 lety +16

      Nuffaded DAMMIT I WAS GONNA MAKE THAT JOKE TOO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
      that was stupid

    • @zongballs
      @zongballs Před 7 lety +1

      Nuffaded ba dum tiss

    • @santtusammakko4254
      @santtusammakko4254 Před 7 lety +2

      Nuffaded What does that saying even mean?
      Lol I'm from Finland

    • @Charlie-id9qb
      @Charlie-id9qb Před 7 lety

      Santtu sammakko that means like you know when you pass your finger past the side of a paper, and it hurts so bad? image that with this XD

    • @santtusammakko4254
      @santtusammakko4254 Před 7 lety

      altaria power Ooh okay it means just that?

  • @JohnSmith-cz4mm
    @JohnSmith-cz4mm Před 7 lety +416

    Plot twist, this is a Hitachi commercial

  • @TanGuanRui
    @TanGuanRui Před 7 lety +2287

    0:12 thought he wanna gonna cut his play button wtf

  • @everpummy
    @everpummy Před 4 lety +198

    CZcams Recommendation : Hey!...Wanna See A *PAPER* Cutting A *PAPER* ?!?

  • @dadood4050
    @dadood4050 Před 7 lety +1468

    Now there's a whole other definition of "paper cut".

    • @k.h.production22669
      @k.h.production22669 Před 7 lety +4

      DaDood HAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @kitkatkid1976
      @kitkatkid1976 Před 7 lety +43

      DaDood damnit you stole my joke before i could think of it

    • @Dino-er8tp
      @Dino-er8tp Před 7 lety +3

      DaDood BUDUM TS

    • @tovgyt
      @tovgyt Před 7 lety +4

      When I watched this I was gonna say"Well, who wants a paper cut!"

    • @kidchampions7361
      @kidchampions7361 Před 7 lety +8

      DaDood can he use sand paper? lol

  • @abbababba8186
    @abbababba8186 Před 7 lety +1111

    Next time I play Rock, Paper, Scissors, I know what I'm gonna be.

  • @kelsythekelp2330
    @kelsythekelp2330 Před 7 lety +2875

    This would lead to some terrible paper cuts...

    • @imodekillz5846
      @imodekillz5846 Před 7 lety +11

      Kelsy The Kelp i know, u know when the semester starts and u have to open the packing the books come with and u get a paper cut, AARRGGGH! Shit!

    • @Ozm8eyPlays
      @Ozm8eyPlays Před 7 lety +5

      Luna The Doggo getting cutting?

    • @narutouzamaki3354
      @narutouzamaki3354 Před 7 lety

      Luna The Doggo how do you know IT is a man

    • @phoel8377
      @phoel8377 Před 7 lety +12

      Kelsy The Kelp imagine your finger being cut off

    • @ricof1888
      @ricof1888 Před 7 lety +34

      Kelsy The Kelp imagine having to tell people you're missing a finger from a paper cut

  • @creativecallimania8247
    @creativecallimania8247 Před 5 lety +197

    Paper : Cutting everything
    A Pair of Scissors : _For what I'm made_
    *crying sounds*

    • @anuj8825
      @anuj8825 Před 4 lety +7

      To cut the paper and help making Paper cutter 0:29

    • @Monn2754
      @Monn2754 Před 4 lety

      Was scissiors made before or after paper?

    • @maritime9297
      @maritime9297 Před 4 lety

      @@Monn2754 what came first? The scissors or the paper? We'll never truly know.

    • @Kupynu
      @Kupynu Před 4 lety

      scissor used to cut a paper

    • @arakanichigou3582
      @arakanichigou3582 Před 4 lety

      Seems paper beats scissors this time

  • @DaTrueSenpai
    @DaTrueSenpai Před 7 lety +195

    taking papercuts to the next level!

  • @terrry9709
    @terrry9709 Před 7 lety +1672

    Giving paper cut a whole new meaning

  • @streaksdhmu5817
    @streaksdhmu5817 Před 6 lety +277

    *Gets stabbed with knife* "Meh"
    *Gets paper cut* "IM GONNA FREAKING DIE!"

  • @MinYeo
    @MinYeo Před 4 lety +60

    There are a few moments when it gave me anxiety looking at how close his fingers are towards the unstable paper cutter.

  • @izaccsgansit3507
    @izaccsgansit3507 Před 7 lety +934

    I now understand why paper beats rock.

    • @realizedfn2072
      @realizedfn2072 Před 7 lety +16

      Izaccs Gansit lol it thought they use to say it because paper can cover rock

    • @hehheh1204
      @hehheh1204 Před 7 lety

      _ iGlitchzy
      you're right about that.

    • @captainfalcon8259
      @captainfalcon8259 Před 7 lety

      Boi if paper covered rock the paper would tear

    • @JoshuaPTFan
      @JoshuaPTFan Před 7 lety +5

      If only he tried a rock, but he didn't. :(

    • @Chilla_We
      @Chilla_We Před 7 lety +1

      best of the day XD

  • @ikuraf87
    @ikuraf87 Před 7 lety +1454

    I'm so scared your hand was a bit close to the machine when your started it.

  • @user-pw2qq4io6d
    @user-pw2qq4io6d Před 7 lety +983

    that's one way to win at rock,paper,scissors..

    • @LisforLosers
      @LisforLosers Před 7 lety +17

      Lucifer The Lord of All Evil I bet you're really fun at parties bro

    • @lucifer7964
      @lucifer7964 Před 7 lety +1

      +Lucifer The Lord of All Evil you're a fraud!

    • @beezerboy4152
      @beezerboy4152 Před 7 lety +12

      Cc123 you can be the paper and the scissors, kinda

    • @aarellaquino7056
      @aarellaquino7056 Před 7 lety +5

      MLSxD no he meant cut the rock and scissors

    • @moreliaa130
      @moreliaa130 Před 7 lety

      Cc123 999th like😂

  • @kloakxz385
    @kloakxz385 Před 5 lety +19

    Metal saw: I can cut anything
    Paper: I’m bout’ to end this whole mans career

  • @IceCreamCookie
    @IceCreamCookie Před 7 lety +2276

    Can paper cut scissors? It would change the meaning of Rock, Paper, Scissors completely!

    • @milistra2895
      @milistra2895 Před 7 lety +42

      Ice Cream Cookie ouuuu that'd be interesting

    • @tnok7150
      @tnok7150 Před 7 lety +24

      Ice Cream Cookie it cut the iron, so it could cut scissors as well

    • @user-pb8oj5dl5b
      @user-pb8oj5dl5b Před 7 lety +19

      if it did than all you could choose is paper since it would have an advantage over all of them

    • @somerandomguy3037
      @somerandomguy3037 Před 7 lety +24

      But what if it can but scissors can to
      *Dun Dun*
      *Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnn*

    • @craxusalby9751
      @craxusalby9751 Před 7 lety +17

      Tnok Tahir I don't recall seeing it cut any iron in this video.
      then the saw actually broke when cutting the rubber bands

  • @3xDarklink
    @3xDarklink Před 7 lety +1140

    So... This is why paper beat rock?

    • @aeliz2723
      @aeliz2723 Před 7 lety +10

      3xDarklink so why does sissors beat paper then first

    • @9_pranshusingh221
      @9_pranshusingh221 Před 7 lety +11

      eli Ace Well if you do this against a blade the paper would give up and get torn. Remember the layer of papar, the clean circle and the fast speed of spinning helps it to cut

    • @ngwilkum
      @ngwilkum Před 7 lety +16

      scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock smashes scissors

    • @tinky8888
      @tinky8888 Před 7 lety +7

      Paper beats rick because it is a metaphoric way of it. Brains over brawn, or mind over matter, brains/mind being paper and brawn/matter being rock.

    • @clarktras
      @clarktras Před 7 lety +5

      Tinky8888 ikr people don't understand btw... why did you say again?

  • @InsaneLiving
    @InsaneLiving Před 7 lety +1212

    *PAPERCUT INTENSIFIES*

  • @lrthbee
    @lrthbee Před 4 lety +50

    Skin:
    Paper:ima bout to ruin this whole mans career

  • @masoncooper8731
    @masoncooper8731 Před 7 lety +6450

    Goes to hospital with severed finger
    Nurse: What caused this?
    Me: paper cut

    • @greasedlightning9330
      @greasedlightning9330 Před 7 lety +135

      Mason Cooper I'm sure the pain would be worth it. Last time I busted my arm and went to the hospital, I completely forgot about the pain I was in while gazing at my nurse's eyes. Dang she was cute! I never forgot those eyes. :D

    • @Ori0987
      @Ori0987 Před 7 lety +100

      Greased Lightning But what if my nurse is a bitch

    • @greasedlightning9330
      @greasedlightning9330 Před 7 lety +67

      Helena Alessandra Give her dog food instead of chocolates? :{D

    • @rnnie7824
      @rnnie7824 Před 7 lety +40

      Mason Cooper i was gonna make a joke similar to this but i saw this comment and i was like wow really

    • @samlancaster3130
      @samlancaster3130 Před 7 lety +2

      Mason Cooper XD BRILLIANT

  • @cietoxbl8490
    @cietoxbl8490 Před 7 lety +901

    This is an upgrade from paper cuts

  • @smartcookie8131
    @smartcookie8131 Před 7 lety +2159

    Doctor: how did you lose your finger?!
    Guy: i got a paper cut

    • @Shotgunred1997
      @Shotgunred1997 Před 7 lety +7

      i see what u did there!

    • @Shotgunred1997
      @Shotgunred1997 Před 7 lety +6

      +GLP Gaming whoa whoa whoa it's a joke don't call me a dumbass dumbass

    • @joshoowa1315
      @joshoowa1315 Před 7 lety +6

      Nicholas Shipman lol if he couldn't tell that it was a joke do you really think he has the right to call you that?

    • @josephandrewcampbell2302
      @josephandrewcampbell2302 Před 7 lety +1

      Smart Cookie that is funny

    • @MadGamer2002
      @MadGamer2002 Před 7 lety

      City Wither no u

  • @izmizcha955
    @izmizcha955 Před 4 lety +6

    Title: *What can you cut with paper?*
    Me: My fingers

  • @lax4005
    @lax4005 Před 6 lety +360

    Now I see how paper beats rock

    • @aims634
      @aims634 Před 6 lety

      Snorlax Gaming
      😂

    • @satan5197
      @satan5197 Před 6 lety +4

      Music is like scissors. It always gets beaten with rock

    • @HaruBonny
      @HaruBonny Před 6 lety +2

      Snorlax Gaming
      I mean, if you cut The Rock's arm with this you will win for sure

    • @paralusdivinprophetedupara8903
    • @Orrinn123
      @Orrinn123 Před 6 lety +1

      Goddess Of Darkness
      You just said rock isn’t music

  • @jiseong15
    @jiseong15 Před 6 lety +691

    pen: I am mightier than the sword.
    paper: hold my beer

  • @fk4338
    @fk4338 Před 7 lety +2147

    Scrolls down to comment section
    "Paper cut"
    "Papercut"
    "Papercut"
    "Papercut"

  • @AnimationsAndOtherStuff
    @AnimationsAndOtherStuff Před 5 lety +20

    *Pencil BFDI has joined the chat*
    Pencil BFDI: *sees **2:08*
    *Pencil BFDI has left the chat*

  • @jtasticc
    @jtasticc Před 7 lety +576

    Conclusion : Paper is the new steel

    • @jenniferh725
      @jenniferh725 Před 7 lety +24

      JanesLee GT Now scissors doesn't beat anything

    • @sybear.
      @sybear. Před 7 lety +6

      Phanic! At the School Of Witchcraft and Septiplier maybe scissors doesn't beat paper in Rock Paper Scissors

    • @KhadaJhin04
      @KhadaJhin04 Před 7 lety

      but paper is heavier than steel

    • @ataready8810
      @ataready8810 Před 7 lety +28

      Maybe paper beats rock by slicing through it.

    • @CosmoKo_
      @CosmoKo_ Před 7 lety +22

      *Paper is the new '1000 degrees hot knife'

  • @thegreenpianist7683
    @thegreenpianist7683 Před 7 lety +2180

    My exam paper is harder than that

    • @denbeere4277
      @denbeere4277 Před 7 lety +6

      TheGreenPianist copyright

    • @thatank1419
      @thatank1419 Před 7 lety +1

      TheGreenPianist ya I agree

    • @notkoreansg
      @notkoreansg Před 7 lety +4

      That's what she said...

    • @novica.m
      @novica.m Před 7 lety +24

      Without glue nothing will happen, the glue is the reason for this cutting.

    • @paddythelegend1671
      @paddythelegend1671 Před 7 lety +14

      The thing about exam paper is that it goes slow

  • @nickp7950
    @nickp7950 Před 7 lety +610

    See paper does beat rock... and wood and coconut

  • @somgi8304
    @somgi8304 Před 5 lety +44

    Next episode:
    I cut INFINITY STONE with PAPER

  • @christianalcantara7452
    @christianalcantara7452 Před 7 lety +261

    so this is the new 1000° degree knife

    • @Luke-pb4gm
      @Luke-pb4gm Před 7 lety +21

      NotABadBoy 1000 degree degree?

    • @Jordan-ey6xz
      @Jordan-ey6xz Před 7 lety

      Luke Hay that's what I said lmfao.

  • @ambernylahmyers9018
    @ambernylahmyers9018 Před 7 lety +400

    So yeah, paper beats rock

    • @andreww3183
      @andreww3183 Před 7 lety +2

      Amber Myers and everything else

    • @redux4063
      @redux4063 Před 7 lety +1

      Po0L DeAd8733 not scissors!

    • @pdubjank7454
      @pdubjank7454 Před 7 lety +3

      Amber Myers it already did

    • @Swimsalot123MC
      @Swimsalot123MC Před 7 lety +2

      Amber Myers uh paper already beat rock? nice try

    • @ambernylahmyers9018
      @ambernylahmyers9018 Před 7 lety +3

      Swimsalot123 I was saying now I understand why paper beats rock😑

  • @mrfreezefreeze4776
    @mrfreezefreeze4776 Před 7 lety +462

    I knew my homework would kill me

    • @jaredcharlot907
      @jaredcharlot907 Před 7 lety +5

      mr freeze freeze lol

    • @rewq7772
      @rewq7772 Před 6 lety +1

      mr freeze freeze Damn, how many sub bots do you use?

    • @oaklogs7779
      @oaklogs7779 Před 6 lety

      Gotta tell all my teachers that homework is dangerous now

    • @bartle8620
      @bartle8620 Před 6 lety

      At least u got a science project

  • @purvisood17
    @purvisood17 Před 4 lety +11

    this takes the term "paper cut" to a whole new level

  • @Crystal-pu3id
    @Crystal-pu3id Před 7 lety +1353

    i cant believe i spent 5 minutes watching someone cut stuff with paper. what am i doing with my life.
    edit: omg how do i have so many likes?! thought i was the only wierdo watching paper cutting.

    • @ArdillaLoco
      @ArdillaLoco Před 7 lety +24

      Don't feel bad, before watching this, I watched him play with eggs for 6 minutes..

    • @Pinkrevenge101
      @Pinkrevenge101 Před 7 lety +1

      Mr. Negativity lmfao

    • @uwuivy
      @uwuivy Před 7 lety +2

      +Crystal D cough what life

    • @serenitytaylor9179
      @serenitytaylor9179 Před 7 lety

      Crystal D What me to answer that? XD KIDDING :)

    • @thatbelgiandude1433
      @thatbelgiandude1433 Před 7 lety +9

      Crystal D and what about me then? I just looking to the reactions to this video instead of the video itself what am I ding with my life.. holy fuck

  • @hallopeepz
    @hallopeepz Před 7 lety +282

    This video brings new meaning to the term 'paper cut'

    • @hallopeepz
      @hallopeepz Před 7 lety +31

      Also, paper can win against scissors now :)

    • @LemoneMan
      @LemoneMan Před 7 lety +4

      xD rock paper scissors paper scissors! paper wins wait a second scissors will never win against anything O_o

    • @dejunsional
      @dejunsional Před 7 lety +3

      Yes.

    • @nftkisser
      @nftkisser Před 7 lety +1

      Riordan Rasmussen oml ur right

  • @Formerfuego
    @Formerfuego Před 7 lety +866

    When you realise paper is stronger than you.

  • @maxhawkins8845
    @maxhawkins8845 Před 4 lety +10

    i don’t even wanna think about the paper cuts this thing could make

  • @raydominguez9351
    @raydominguez9351 Před 7 lety +1237

    now i am cutting tomatoes using a sheet of paper. thank u youtube

    • @juliansanchez4906
      @juliansanchez4906 Před 7 lety +7

      Ray Dominguez yeah that won't work lol

    • @Ziak_
      @Ziak_ Před 7 lety +23

      TheKidHairStylist but there is water in 🍅

    • @ok.5533
      @ok.5533 Před 7 lety +6

      Ray Dominguez It'll get wet with the tomato juice though... :(

    • @NghiNguyen-cu2nz
      @NghiNguyen-cu2nz Před 7 lety +4

      Ray Dominguez 666th liked lmao

    • @mindopotato3876
      @mindopotato3876 Před 7 lety +1

      What would be the practicality of that?

  • @DavidNwokoye
    @DavidNwokoye Před 6 lety +1276

    I thought he was gonna cut his play button with paper at the start.

  • @icomment165
    @icomment165 Před 7 lety +546

    Imagine getting a paper cut with that.

  • @aattamim1647
    @aattamim1647 Před 4 lety +2

    *coconut without water at last??!!* 5:06

  • @izaacgoudreaureloaded6824
    @izaacgoudreaureloaded6824 Před 6 lety +1502

    A new reason why your homework is dangerous
    Edit: 7 Months later and thanks for 1.4k likes!

    • @zanedia4554
      @zanedia4554 Před 6 lety +16

      They should ban it and test

    • @joshuahall9524
      @joshuahall9524 Před 6 lety +7

      Yeeeessssss!!!!!!! That thing can kill a human

    • @DJoseR1313
      @DJoseR1313 Před 6 lety +9

      Why isn’t this comment placed with 1k likes. We need justice

    • @isabelasilva757
      @isabelasilva757 Před 6 lety +7

      "Sorry teacher, my dad toutgh that my homework was a jigsaw

    • @user-wp8rh6ct6v
      @user-wp8rh6ct6v Před 6 lety

      Lol...

  • @weffle9531
    @weffle9531 Před 6 lety +444

    I'm trying not to imagine touching that and getting a *papercut*
    Ugh

    • @olivia4178
      @olivia4178 Před 6 lety +2

      Toasty Toast same

    • @samanthakittle
      @samanthakittle Před 6 lety +8

      Youd get more than just a paper cut. That could chop your finger off.

    • @jennifercharles9975
      @jennifercharles9975 Před 6 lety

      um ok?

    • @-blank-6755
      @-blank-6755 Před 6 lety +1

      If I got a cut buy that thing then I would probs try to smack myself and try to wake up form a nightmare or faint either of those

    • @jensendl
      @jensendl Před 6 lety

      Toasty Toast I

  • @joyitadarling5815
    @joyitadarling5815 Před 7 lety +270

    when I saw the paper blade above the coconut, I thought, 'no way'.
    *WAY*

    • @oneshotinc.3856
      @oneshotinc.3856 Před 7 lety +1

      Rainbow Life well he had to change that paper blade like atleast 3 times

    • @AoE2Replays
      @AoE2Replays Před 7 lety

      Rainbow Life knife

    • @channingpappe2876
      @channingpappe2876 Před 7 lety

      Rainbow Life 6/10 He used a knife One Shot you mean all on the coconut right? I didn't see the transition of any was shown.
      Edit
      I see now. Didn't notice the jump cuts and that was where the changes came in.

    • @atticush8326
      @atticush8326 Před 7 lety +2

      Rainbow Life same tho!!!

  • @kushagrakanchan4510
    @kushagrakanchan4510 Před 5 lety +30

    0:12 Who else thought that he was going to cut his silver play button

  • @ChargePositive
    @ChargePositive Před 7 lety +872

    This works because the paper is spinning so fast it forgets that it's paper.

    • @mysticmonkey9057
      @mysticmonkey9057 Před 7 lety +38

      ChargePositive true, it thinks its metal because it has short term memory loss

    • @voidd894
      @voidd894 Před 7 lety +1

      ChargePositive and the fact that paper is made from wood, I'm ur 100th like on da comment btw ;>

    • @emancules
      @emancules Před 7 lety +2

      Mystic Monkey99 😂😂😂😂😂💀💀

    • @LOVEbelOwable
      @LOVEbelOwable Před 7 lety +52

      This is one of those answers that you know is wrong but still seems undeniably scientifically true 😂

    • @LittleBigBirdz
      @LittleBigBirdz Před 7 lety +1

      bee chang indeed

  • @bfffoeever1881
    @bfffoeever1881 Před 6 lety +891

    Anybody else activity cringing at how close that paper is to his hand

  • @wayzy6868
    @wayzy6868 Před 6 lety +1245

    this is proof that weak can be strong

    • @Noname-xj3yn
      @Noname-xj3yn Před 6 lety +99

      Wayzy
      Yep... If they spin like 50000miles/minute...

    • @yehet3115
      @yehet3115 Před 6 lety +1

      No name thats true 😂😂

    • @d.g.s8956
      @d.g.s8956 Před 6 lety +24

      If a weak is strong then technically it’s not weak

    • @ethanf756
      @ethanf756 Před 6 lety +3

      Wayzy yeah because its reinforced duh

    • @kuljitminhas8707
      @kuljitminhas8707 Před 6 lety +2

      Ethan F NOPE AT 3:34 PROOF LOL BOTH NOT REINFORCED

  • @innocentguy9639
    @innocentguy9639 Před 4 lety +4

    Paper be like: YOU UNDERESTIMATED MY POWER?!

  • @audreysiahaya4476
    @audreysiahaya4476 Před 7 lety +1464

    Throughout the entire video all I was thinking about was paper cuts

    • @jackhiggins9804
      @jackhiggins9804 Před 7 lety

      Audrey Siahaya Same

    • @kiwinglo6737
      @kiwinglo6737 Před 7 lety +9

      Yep. It's probably bad i was hoping to see just how bad of a paper cut it'd be

    • @flamingogh_
      @flamingogh_ Před 7 lety +13

      Audrey Siahaya I about died when he turned it on, because of how close it was to his fingers 😱

    • @xoro172
      @xoro172 Před 7 lety +1

      Audrey Siahaya same

    • @juniclark2967
      @juniclark2967 Před 7 lety

      ikr

  • @theamazingpanda1511
    @theamazingpanda1511 Před 7 lety +1112

    Sometimes I scroll through the comments and be like "why didn't I think of that"

    • @roprop3895
      @roprop3895 Před 7 lety +62

      TheAmazingPanda 15 why didnt i think of this

    • @ohmingfeng1358
      @ohmingfeng1358 Před 7 lety +3

      this the the that u were talking about

    • @icouldnevergovegan8125
      @icouldnevergovegan8125 Před 7 lety +2

      TheAmazingPanda 15 this is me

    • @abmaisie
      @abmaisie Před 7 lety +6

      TheAmazingPanda 15 hmm Intresting DANG IT why didn't I think of that

    • @CursedPhoenix
      @CursedPhoenix Před 7 lety +29

      Sometimes i scroll through the comments and be like "Thats not original"

  • @NiteLights
    @NiteLights Před 6 lety +3999

    Well, I'll remember that when paper cuts me.

  • @unknownbot8066
    @unknownbot8066 Před 4 lety +6

    4:30
    For what you've come for😎
    Tnks me later

  • @Spokler7
    @Spokler7 Před 7 lety +2803

    Can it cut Friendzone ?

  • @cloroxbleach4465
    @cloroxbleach4465 Před 7 lety +2343

    *what can you cut with paper*
    Your fucking finger.

    • @kishin9236
      @kishin9236 Před 7 lety +37

      Clorox Bleach you are everywhere I go, do you live in the comments section of every video ever?

    • @scout6388
      @scout6388 Před 7 lety +16

      *Your

    • @serentique
      @serentique Před 7 lety +5

      Clorox Bleach you are fucking finger

    • @cloroxbleach4465
      @cloroxbleach4465 Před 7 lety

      cringe matrix you could say that.

    • @ashlee7131
      @ashlee7131 Před 7 lety +13

      your wrists

  • @namelastname2777
    @namelastname2777 Před 6 lety +531

    This is how paper beats rock in rock paper

  • @Aliomh
    @Aliomh Před 5 lety +6

    Now, i'm afraid of paper 😂😂

  • @graceellefsen
    @graceellefsen Před 7 lety +943

    You can give your self a very bad paper cut with that.😂

    • @isabella-og7wn
      @isabella-og7wn Před 7 lety +2

      grace ellefsen you are like, the 20 billionth comment that has to do with the extreme paper cuts this can give Xd

    • @isabella-og7wn
      @isabella-og7wn Před 7 lety

      Frik I meant XD

    • @graceellefsen
      @graceellefsen Před 7 lety

      Theylove ._.baddie I just came up with that on the spot 😂

    • @chadwinters8854
      @chadwinters8854 Před 7 lety

      Theylove ._.baddie
      And????

    • @meeperfive
      @meeperfive Před 7 lety

      CupCake Bunny nice profile pic

  • @paulj7020
    @paulj7020 Před 7 lety +841

    Paper's revenge to pencils 🤓🤓🤓

  • @cadewalton8046
    @cadewalton8046 Před 7 lety +1636

    Recent update from the White House: Congress planning on banning paper from schools

    • @xxgaming_star_boyxx2928
      @xxgaming_star_boyxx2928 Před 7 lety +7

      Cade Walton And used Leaves😂

    • @dayanalemus3358
      @dayanalemus3358 Před 7 lety +42

      Cade Walton breaking news! A man recently just broke into the White House and killed all the guards. With just three pieces of PAPER!

    • @coolbones9709
      @coolbones9709 Před 7 lety +1

      Cade Walton AAA, HELL YEA!!!!!!

    • @prettyviolence
      @prettyviolence Před 7 lety +3

      Cade Walton yay 😊

    • @leviksd
      @leviksd Před 7 lety +2

      AAUUGHHH FUCK YEAH!!!

  • @pvpbogi7625
    @pvpbogi7625 Před 3 lety

    The amount of rock paper scissors jokes under this video is hilarious

  • @Maysonlee93
    @Maysonlee93 Před 7 lety +444

    try rock to see if paper really beats it

    • @jefferyspurgeon5887
      @jefferyspurgeon5887 Před 7 lety +37

      Mayson Lee It will change Rock, Paper, Scissors for life

    • @ariflukitoo
      @ariflukitoo Před 7 lety +3

      Jeff_The_Gamer _ paper would be useless choice then

    • @Wildscape98
      @Wildscape98 Před 7 lety +1

      Jeff_The_Gamer _ ..this video covinced us to change the rock, paper and scisoor game rules...paper should win against scissor..

    • @Huskie_BOSG
      @Huskie_BOSG Před 7 lety +1

      Kishan debbarma no because that will throw the balance of the game. it's designed that rock beat scissors but not paper and paper beats Rock and not scissors. it's made that there will always be a winner unless you both pick the same choice

    • @gazza4733
      @gazza4733 Před 7 lety +8

      Jordan Nealy you have a firm grip of the obvious. WELL DONE ! WOULD YOU LIKE A GOLD STAR?!?!

  • @nauelaburto6639
    @nauelaburto6639 Před 7 lety +900

    cut a nokia 3310 amd create a vortex in time

  • @reinversnel9813
    @reinversnel9813 Před 7 lety +682

    I'd guess he used 3 pieces of paper because 1 just wouldn't cut it...

  • @bowloffruitloops2952
    @bowloffruitloops2952 Před 5 lety +1

    I get chills about getting cut by that

  • @dickomin
    @dickomin Před 7 lety +441

    exam paper be like :"nah that's not as dangerous as I am"

  • @epicgreen8184
    @epicgreen8184 Před 7 lety +1272

    So you can cut PVC pipes, wood, cardboard, a coconut, and reinforced plastic with paper, but it can barely cut a Baguette? What kind of world am I living in?

    • @JoseLopez-mp2qs
      @JoseLopez-mp2qs Před 7 lety +204

      Is that u brother bleach??

    • @lalisrodriguez1983
      @lalisrodriguez1983 Před 7 lety +35

      Lmaoo ^^^^😂😂😂😂

    • @epicgreen8184
      @epicgreen8184 Před 7 lety +123

      Clorox Bleach Yes, my brother. It is me. The upgrade.

    • @zareyab.787
      @zareyab.787 Před 7 lety +91

      *BROTHERS REUNITED*

    • @galaxsesspace4164
      @galaxsesspace4164 Před 7 lety +15

      JackSepticEyeLover126 honestly make a book/show/movie about two bleaches on is more upgraded and lemony they reunite watch/read to find out what happens next

  • @kin9shuk
    @kin9shuk Před 5 lety +1407

    Kids use teeth.
    Adults use knives.
    Legends use paper.

    • @CreatorsHubCreates
      @CreatorsHubCreates Před 5 lety +4

      Unofficial King Yeah 😎 Also you have 91 likes!

    • @kin9shuk
      @kin9shuk Před 5 lety +4

      @@CreatorsHubCreates
      Thanks everyone

    • @saraa7646
      @saraa7646 Před 5 lety +8

      Then who uses scissors?
      The nerd?

    • @fandom-trash5924
      @fandom-trash5924 Před 5 lety +2

      xBroken Bonesx nerd isn't an insult, and I guess toddlers use scissors??

    • @Beyondthegrave..
      @Beyondthegrave.. Před 5 lety +2

      Unofficial King and I use cats

  • @awetistyc
    @awetistyc Před 3 lety +1

    Nobody:
    5 minutes craft: DIY

  • @deepstrokes
    @deepstrokes Před 7 lety +1396

    I'm waiting till everyone finds a more funny original joke instead of something about paper cuts.

  • @Bordie3D
    @Bordie3D Před 7 lety +297

    I'm more scared of getting cut by that than an actual saw blade, especially on the finger tips. Anyone else?

    • @ogerikbab
      @ogerikbab Před 7 lety +1

      BirdieBronze me

    • @LuisMartinez-tl9dl
      @LuisMartinez-tl9dl Před 7 lety +6

      Same that shit looks like it would burn the fuck outta you lmao

    • @cartboi2750
      @cartboi2750 Před 7 lety +3

      BirdieBronze speaking if burn imagine if it was on fire and slicing throught you

    • @Bordie3D
      @Bordie3D Před 7 lety +1

      Cartek nope, plain paper is still worse. XD

    • @Bordie3D
      @Bordie3D Před 7 lety +2

      Oh shit, 214 people wasted their lives to leave a like on a comment...gm_stop'n'bowl on the gmod steam workshop. You all are great (lc)

  • @eltrouko6304
    @eltrouko6304 Před 7 lety +419

    And then they mock me when i cut myself with paper.

  • @ronjacob9242
    @ronjacob9242 Před 4 lety

    Give this man a respect cause he always wipes his silver button.
    It means he love it a lot.

  • @cat-co7wf
    @cat-co7wf Před 7 lety +3012

    *_THIS IS HOW PAPER BEATS ROCK IN ROCK PAPER SCISSORS_*

  • @radyaachmadalif1266
    @radyaachmadalif1266 Před 7 lety +2681

    Thats why paper can beat rock

    • @miaboivin4762
      @miaboivin4762 Před 7 lety +11

      Radya Alif OMG SO TRUE!!😂😂😂

    • @lukasvaranavicius3997
      @lukasvaranavicius3997 Před 7 lety +39

      Radya Alif doesn't that mean paper can beat scissors aswell?

    • @djjellylee
      @djjellylee Před 7 lety +47

      Lukenzio o pretty sure these couldn't cut stainless steel maybe just scratch it

    • @georginahoyle5186
      @georginahoyle5186 Před 7 lety +2

      Radya Alif yay

    • @dneendcreeper3239
      @dneendcreeper3239 Před 7 lety +5

      Anjel Lee Yes, the metal would disperse the heat from the friction too quickly to melt. The cutting is caused by the friction burning/melting the material, as clearly seen when cutting wood.

  • @hanzo6259
    @hanzo6259 Před 7 lety +2112

    The real question is can paper cut paper

  • @PuppetThanksScott
    @PuppetThanksScott Před 3 lety +2

    Scissors: Ez win
    Paper: No u *uses reverse card*