Would you take a drink from this man? | 3 Scary Games
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- čas přidán 23. 01. 2022
- You only have 3 minutes.. what do you do with your time? Do you watch 3 scary games or do you waste it
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Edited By: / @aliceandchill - Hry
FEAR CODE HOPE CHOICE NO WAY OUT
Hiiii jackk
Hai Jack
Ah so this is the FEAR CODE HOPE CHOICE NO WAY OUT cult
I prefer BOOPER DOOPER
Hiii :)
Jack: "you're slowly lowering your sound"
Me: *aggressively raises volume*
yup me too i also got closer to the screen lol
Bring it OOONNN!
Y'all have titanium will.
I did that too
Jack: “you’re probably backing away”
Me: *stubbornly gets so close to the screen my eyes cross*
No cult - ever - in the history of cults: "SO, YOU WOULD LIKE TO JOIN OUR CULT??"
“Hello, we’re here to speak with you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ! Here’s our address for our church-”
@@florpleborp2275 since when is christianity a cult? T-T
@@grm8651 since 1776
@@grm8651 all organised religions are practically cults, they just don’t approve of killing people anymore and so are socially acceptable
Jehovahs Witnesses be like:
Sean: "There's _no way_ it's 'Carpenter'."
Narrator: "A few seconds later..."
you know somethings wrong when Jack's intro is SOMEWHAT calm at all
@Sam Nestor Luckily I didn't have my headphones in,I didn't get jumpscared when Jacksepticeye was trying to jumpscare us.
So true! 😆
@Sam Nestor same i didnt get jumpscared from it cus i had a big feeling something was going on
@@subbwithnotisbefore No
@@christianparrish6647 His name isn't Jacob! It's Sean.👍 18:13
The quiet calm intro gave me more anxiety than the jump-scare.
Edit: Wow thats a lot of likes! Thank yalll
Frrr, when he just went to the game I felt the world go out of whack and felt calm when he actually did the scare😂
Like Markipliers scary game intros
same
@@nero7469 coincidence?
wtf are these bots
Seán: "There's a T in every single word of the English language."
Also Seán: "Oink hahah!"
None of the words you said had a t lol
@@blubbsker i mean, except for “there’s” and “the”
@@blubbsker That was not intended but worked in my favour! :D
@@letmesleep4828 yes but we are talking about Sean’s perspective, in his perspective every t is upside down
@@blubbsker except for 'There's' and 'the' :p
EDIT: crap, I just noticed someone already replied this XD
"I don't have brains, I have perseverance."
Honestly such a good quote
He’s had many lol
Why is so pretty accurate for then one quote a
jack just yelling "im just a himbo" is the best excuse I've ever heard.
Ok bro you have 666 likes aluminatie confirmed 🙃🙃🙃
pls where did he say that
@@lunchboii_125 6:36 :)
Sean's piano strategy: "60% of the time it works every time."
@@K1ZLAR yes
that's the joke
Cus in the 60% of when it happens it always happens
Yep I just do AEIOU everytime
I love the Anchorman reference. Bonus points
Love this quote, I use it sometimes, every time
I can't believe he finally openly admitted he's actually just a himbo. Proud of you, man. That's growth.
the first step is admitting you have a problem
What does that mean?
@@rebekah4761 it is a male bimbo. Pretty but kinda dumb
@@rebekah4761"himbo" is a term that is rooted in racism, so tl;dr: stupid, usually strong/muscular man. not actually a good thing, not sure why people make it out to be.
“Congrats! You’re in the cult!”
Me frothing at the mouth after 6 drinks: 👍
Jack: “you think I’m gonna jump scare you”
Me: *takes bite of cake*
was it the bite of 87?!?!?
Me: takes a bite of salad as he screams in my face
Was that the bite of '83?
Bro same except I’m eating cookies XD
Im eating grapes
Jack: Finds out the game he's playing is about covering up a murder
Also Jack: Immediately starts touching EVERYTHING
seán/jack: *starts game without jump scaring*
me: *goes to read comments while he talks abput the first game*
seán/jack: DAAAAAAAAHHHHH FOOL!!!!
me: i- okay 💀
I CAN RELATEEEE LOL
literally what i did bestie
Same
Jacks face after 3 minutes tricked him into thinking the game restarted is the best
Sean: "You're lowering your volume a little more."
Me turning up the volume cause I can't hear him that well:
Me turning up the brightness cause I can't see him but when I turned it up I can see his skin turgor. (it's great)
me getting closer to him cause i cant see him well
me doing all of these cause im built different
That was me lol he said it as I was turning up the volume
@@mavvi3303 same lol
With that opening, it actually did give me goosebumps
@MGTOW Entrepreneur now go get a life, your just fatherless
@@harvey3724 nah he’s in heaven and that’s some where that you will not go
YT has to do something 'bout these bots.
@@1Rhaast ikr
Anyone else tried to skip past the jumpscare to get to the beginning of the game, Only to be jump-scared by Jack?
Jack: "what word am I thinking about?"
Me: not seeing the 'f' on screen
"booba"
Jack: "WRONG. It was booba."
Wow. I've been watching way too much 🤣
I wasn't looking either but I guessed "boo" expecting a jumpscare 🤣 close enough!!
Cap
Jack: Just wants life or death
3 minute game: "you shall get neither"
Love how Jack is expecting literally all of us believe that he's not going to scare us, but alas most of us are too well-prepared because of Mark's intros.
This is so true
yessir
Yup you are correct XD
I just started watching his video recently but the fact he had a smile while talking in his intro I knew he would try to scare us lol ...
@@pixazelz You are so correct. Sean tries so hard to be a mischievous irish lad, but we know him too well XD
10:32 The drowning when there's plenty of air available is hilarious.
Yea I was like "wait, that water would hardly reach to your crotch. How would that make you drown? You could probably even sit on the floor and still breathe..."
Maybe too much CO2 in the air? Since that room looks poorly ventilated
Look up the Naica Mine. There's a very real danger of drowning there even with there being air down there. You just need humidity and it can happen. You don't really need a pool of water. Kind of scary to think about. Pretty place, though.
@MGTOW Entrepreneur :|
Hey Jack I've been a fan since nine k and I'm sick rn and If you could like this it would make my day because I feel horrible and it's probably covid if you get this plz don't ignore it
Boy, I've been watching youtubers play scary games for like a decade now. There's no combination of intro-jumpscare-tomfoolery I haven't seen before.
The beginning is priceless 😂 Sean's slight smirk also gave it all way to there being a jumpscare😂
* cuts to game *
“Oh so hes gonna intro the game and then jumpscare us”
* does exactly that *
* somehow still gets me *
I LEGIT FELL
I d i e d 💅
SAME
Adding to that, I even read your comment before it happened (100% confirming there was indeed a jumpscare coming up)
*somehow still got me*
HOW THE HELL DID HE STILL GET ME DAMNIT
Jack, a colorblind man: "fuck it, cut the red wire!" -cuts the orange wire-
@Fresh Memes no, Jack is actually red/green colorblind
@@samuel_goopster6600 no he isn't he can't see mashed colours not red/green colourblind
OMG I FORGOT HE'S COLORBLIND BWAHAHAHA😂😂😂
@@donttouchthisaccount2 naw im pretty sure he is red/green color blind cause I remember this “ask me” where he is like “well reds my favorite color... the reason im all green cause i see/thought it as red” sofkekvkekg
@@donttouchthisaccount2 there is an entire video where his subreddit makes fun of him being colorblind
When Jack said "You're lowering your volume a little bit" I was LOWERING MY VOLUME-
That one got me SO good at the absolute perfect time
Jack: I'm not gonna jumpscare you in the intro!
Also Jack: *Lies by telling the truth. THE TRUTH!*
I was just eating enjoying some jack horror content and then he says “yes daddy” pause “give it to me” and I choked for like a minute 😂😂😂
Omg
Choked on what?
@@Zenomorf. On water? What else? ? ? ?
I think he thought this was funny because she can relate to those words and choking.
@@peanutbutterman411 why you got penut butter on yo face Sir
I’m dying at jack seeing a 11 letter word and saying “oink!”😂😂😂
Ooooooiiink. That's a word 😅
I'm dead 💀😭
Me, in the middle of typing how much I appreciate that Sean was honest to his word and didn't scare us: ^u^
Me, moments later: O-O
In the beginning i did the opposite of everything he said, raised my volume, brought the phone closer to my face, was very secure and comforted. The funniest part is I didn’t even get scared because I got distracted by my table-
1:28 Jack, you hit a new low. You scared my cat. How could you? How do you sleep at night? How do you live with this?
I was looking for a comment about the jumpscare because I had a feeling that someone out there had gotten scared and this comment is just purely gold
@@Bacon-fk2me thank you 😌
your cat isn’t the only one who got got 🥲 i literally read this comment before watching the vid and still jumped hahaha
Lmfao XD
oH NO NOT THE KITTY
We are just going to sit here, start the game, and you will enjoy jack and his game stylings and comedy banter and you will like it.
literally what
@@NaamloosDev
they said
We are just going to sit here, start the game, and you will enjoy jack and his game styling and comedy banter and you will like it
@@adamperry5794 yeah I know that's why I said
literally what
@@NaamloosDev
yeah and they said
We are just going to sit here, start the game, and you will enjoy jack and his game styling and comedy banter and you will like it
@@adamperry5794 makes sense
My cat was walking across my lap and glanced at the screen just in time for the intro scare....I may need medical help lol.
My legs look like Wolverine decided that I was a scratching post. Thank you, Jack. Appreesh much.
💚
Aww, poor kitty got scared.
How is s your cat now
@@liinnder he's still going strong lol. He's almost 15 years old and still varies between bouncing off the walls and sleeping and snuggling.
Game: YOU HAVE 3 MINUTES
jack: *panics*
Also jack: takes time in closing the drawers after using them
“You only have 3 minutes left...”
*Me:* Watches a Jacksepticeye video.
@SC [High Quality Videos] why tf u lying, why u always lyingggg
@SC [High Quality Videos] now you mr-bot is different. since you think gay is an insult. while its not. but the fact you have that name is
@SC [High Quality Videos] He's straight
28 minutes halfway
Me I’m getting ready for works so
It’s about the bc same
I like how Jack opened Photoshop for the hex color rather than just googling it
Jack just nailed good horror with that intro. Instead of a sudden shock that acts as the horror, he used pure anticipation to make the audience feel uneasy. There was literally nothing scary in the intro, but waiting for something scary believing that it was going to come made us all feel on edge.
17:00 HES A F*** GOD
'this is just a beautiful veneer there's nothing in here I'm just a himbo" is my favorite Jacksepticeye quote
jack: "B is the first letter"
b: "imma go to the ninth spot"
**succeeds incorrectly**
Lol
@MGTOW Entrepreneur Whatchu talkin about? I can’t hear him. Maybe it’s the voices in your head.
@@BullGator-kd6ge na bro it’s the babies in his basement
@@rhett_snyder Nah it's every type of animal at once
@@AHandle1987 I think it’s his disappointed parents
That intro was very effective at lulling me into a false sense of security even though I accurately predicted how you're gonna scare us anyway right after 😂
I suppose you could say he gave me a “jump huh?” He starts explaining the first game, then “Huh? Oh, that was a jump scare.”
Damn, I really missed the 3 scary games series. So glad it's back
Losers
Jeeze, these bots. :(
Same
@@rcl4737 yeah. Whoever made these bots are jerks. Just try to report them, it’s all we can really do :/
@@ruboflavinlastname2107 Also, why are these self-promoter kids this *LAZY* that they have to spam comment everywhere on higher Yt content creators and not actually work on their content?
The fact that Jack wasn’t scaring me in the beginning of the intro was the scary part ngl
Sean: Makes an intro trying to convince people there will be no scare as part of the intro.
Me: Eating a slice of cake, slowly getting closer to the screen, mouthing the words "Bring it on. Come on. Bring it."
Sean: Acts like he's about to start playing the first game.
Me: Ohhhh, it's not over. You're not gonna fool -
Sean: AHHHHHHHHHHH!
Me: There it is . . . good try.
Me: Continues to eat cake with a smug look on my face as if I did something special even though I'm just a random 30 year old man sitting at home, alone, watching a jacksepticeye video, eating cake.
"Jack cut the orange wire - lol he's so colorblind!"
Well don't forget the game had the exposure adjusted for us - it very well could be a red wire.
Also Jack, I find that the Wheel of Fortune method is pretty spot on: RSTLNE - most common letters in the English language apparently. Heck a lot of games these days [WoF games] give you RSTLN as auto fills when you get to the bonus round. [Daily double I think it's called?]. Just because they were super commonly guessed. The downside is that's 5 or 6 letters so if you're running into basically none of them in your word you're pretty much dead. Plus side is if they work you have less guesses to make.
Well, no since there IS also a red wire there.
@@jonathangoodwin5609 Oop you right - I totally didn't see it at all. I only saw the ones standing up and thought those were the only wires. I stand corrected.
Markipliers' three scary games intros prepared me for all levels of scares, those kind of jump scares dont affect me anymore 😂
Right? Me too 🤣🤣 Marks intros have desensitized me to all spooks lmfao
Omg same, I was drinking cranberry juice when it happened and nothing happened lol
JACKSEPTICEYE’S DAD IS IN THE TRASH LMFAO 😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Same
And FNAF 😂
Not fooled! I have mastered the jumpscares Jack, we need psychological horror now
Glad one of us has. I 100% threw my phone lol
@@letmesleep4828 samw
No no no call it Jackscares
Me: "Jack being nice and not scaring me to death, how nice."
*30 seconds later*
Jack: "Y'll thought I wasn't gonna get you, you fools!!"
Half the crowd just shite themselves Jack good job :(
16:40
Jack: "there's no way its carpenter."
Game: "Carpenter"
Jack: What da fukkk??
The intro was so scary, and it was way scarier than the jump-scare. Jack also is very good at predictions. Best and scariest intro ever! 😂
He's both lying and telling the truth at the same time.
Me: do it ya coward!
(does the jumpscare a min and a half later)
Me: (wasnt even paying attention)
@Instagram User You made fun of Sean’s dad dying and expect anyone to care about your comment
@@redacted2740 it's fun to argue with a person with no life but I think we could just report them and ignore what they're doing
@@redacted2740 damn, for real? that's some fucked up shit man.
1:09 I would've lost my shit from both fright and laughter if he suddenly did his "top of the morning..." intro right at this point.
“Your lowering your volume a bit”
Headphone beep
Gets jumpscared by Jack saying the name of the title anyway and then by Jack jump scaring also lmaoo
Jack : "Your lowering your volume a bit, backing up-"
Me turning up the volume and leaning in
Lmao 🤣 *same*
Are you reading my mind
I literally did that lol-
Mmmhmm! Am I also correct in believing that we took the wrong path on our first play-through of Undertale? Lol being defiant for fun got me into trouble there...
Nice to see that I was not the only one ( ´ー`) .。oO
2:26 “you have three minutes to get out”
Jacksepticeye: [literally stops playing without pausing the game, even lifting his hands up from the controls, losing time]
with wordle, I always start with audio. then if there's an o you can do poems, if there's an i you can do piers....(etc) It sorta just works for everything
I’m convinced jack is a genius when he’s not even trying 😂 he’s on a whole other level
“You only have three minutes” to watch a 30min Video. Challenge accepted
NOBODY CARES.
JESUS THESE BOTS
I was going to make a joke, then I looked at the replies and it was just all bots. Goodness gracious CZcams.
Me :watches a minute into the video skips to halfway thru and watches another minute then goes to the end and watches the last minute of the video
SPEED IS KEY
Me: Eating dinner
Jack: Starts video talking normally
Me: I can trust nobody
I also am watching while eating dinner :)
Trust nobody, not even nobody.
okay?
@@tristanhoffman6974 me too
love the intro it really got me scared .thx jack for the quality content all this years love you man
i knew the second the game was shown on the screen it was gonna happen during this time, and it still got me
The intro felt like it was Jack's alternate speaking. Okay, that's enough analogue horror for now.
Jack: Cut the red wire
Jack: *proceeds to cut the orange wire*
Jack your color blindness is showing😂💚
I mean orange is just a shade of red
@@Disatiere is it though? XD
@@finn_in_the_bin5263 It literally is, this is why Red heads are called red heads, before the shade was named after the fruit "Orange" it was considered just a shade of red
@@Disatiere I'm coming at this from a color theory perspective but orange is not a shade of red, its a separate color, shades are any color+black, tints are any color+white, and tones are any color+grey, so since it's impossible to make orange without combining yellow and red together (two primary colors) it is a secondary color, completely different from shades, similar to how green is a separate color from blue
(If I'm wrong on something please let me know, it's been a while since I was in art class)
@@renevarr either way there was no red wire lol
i love his commentary during the second game it was hilarious
I'm so busy I haven't been watching CZcams for a while and decided I play this while just finally chilling, and that intro still bloody got me
"There's nothing in here ... I'm just a Himbo! "
Jack - 2022
@Instagram User ...sorry but if ur content is making fun of a lost family member, nobody will want to watch ur content. Grow up then maybe we'll watch ur trash.
@@kitrolhoppes3386 i agree with you anyone who trys somthing like that is just proving that they are the ones with the bad content
Timestamp?
"year year year year year year"
"wait... 7 years."
good job jack 🤣🤣
Not first
@SC [High Quality Videos] nobody asked
no but in the beginning of that game, he sounded like he was gonna make a bs illuminati theory relation
That's actually 6 years llllodkskddcfnfbxdudickt
When he talks so calmly in the intro I feel like he should record some storytime to fall asleep too❤️
And yeah he jump scared me lmao
17:24 i mean love him or hate him he’s spittin straight facts
I love how when Jack opened up photoshop to find out what wire he needed to cut, and typed in the wrong code but the color was still right lol
That last game was based off a short story (can't remember the name of it) where the cops found the murderer in the attic obsessively cleaning everything in fear he had touched it. It started with the door knobs, moved to shelving, and eventually he was furiously scrubbing the whole house in fear of being caught.
For Sean's "jump scare" at the beginning i wasnt looking but i was it in the corner of my eye and just laughed because i trusted him
Sean: tries jumpscaring us by yelling
Us: like I haven't seen that before
Jack you're such a great guy. You've helped me through so much in my life. Thank you, I'll forever be grateful
Bro these bots
@@ruairi._.9687 i know, its actually sad that people do that
@Mbita Acoustic Guitar yo mama is so short, she parties with Legos!
You dont even know his name...
@@ruairi._.9687 I'm surprised that people are STILL using bots like this. Some people need a life
5:01 as someone who teaches intro to GD at uni, Jack's declaration "Goddamn Adobe sucks these days" is a big confirm.
The intro man it’s so good it’s like a reverse horror your on the edge of your seat just waiting and for nothing and that’s the scariest part, then there is the actual jumpscare,I mean I get it but it’s way better with out any ways bravo jack always great videos!
I knew when he was going to do it and it still got me
Gosh darn it Jack
“I’m just a himbo!” I don’t think anything more true has ever been said 💀😭
@MGTOW Entrepreneur ur mom
@MGTOW Entrepreneur This is what no bitches does to a person😔😔
Fun fact: "E" is the most commonly used letter in the English language. So if you're playing hangman with an English speaker, start with E. T, N and R are also very common, but you're really better off guessing until you have a few vowels and then going from there.
I always think of Wheel of Fortune. The letters they start you with on the Final Round are the most common letters:
R S T L N E
Jack: I'm SO TALENTED!
Me:*Tears*
I was loading up Minecraft while this was playing in the background, so as soon as the bomb fell to the floor and the suspenseful music stopped, pleasant minecraft music started. PERFECT f-- TIMING
What's even scarier, is that jack predicted everything i did during the intro 😂
Aw gee bots ヘ(。□°)ヘ
@@Jesteroo I'm real, and yes, he was predicting everything I said/did
Did anyone else had there headset on in the kitchen listening to Jack's intro and got jump scared cus I did 😂😂
Me too
yea lol
The tone feels like the kind a relative takes with you when they say someone important died and they want everyone to be calm. Its what made it so anxiety inducing.
Right? It was CZcamsr Controversy Voice and I don't like it
jack i love you and i watched all of your videos keep up the good work i have watched you since 1000 subs.
My go to words for Wordle are "Imbue" and then "roast" or "coast", this covers all of the main vowels very nicely
Ah, yes. Rinsing blood with just water. Good thing luminol doesn't exist.
What do you mean? It exists-
@@SomeAnimeCult I know it does, I was being sarcastic
I genuinely believe the intro would've had more effect if the jumpscare never happened. Give the viewer a sense of dread that follows throughout the entire video, waiting for a jumpscare that never comes
I love u so much Jack...
the amount of times I have SMASHED that Subscribe button ... although already being subscribed - INCREDIBLE
That into genuinely brought me to tears of fear
“I can’t leave this here, what if it has my DNA on it?”
Jack responding with “Lick it and find out” made me absolutely lose my shit laughing
21:02
My name is Connor! I’m the android sent by Cyberlife
@@kyezu01kz Hi Connor! haha
The question is how would it have her DNA on it? Is it like her finger prints because it cant be blood unless she stabbed herself?
@@wtfamidoingwithmylife1245 Touch DNA from skin cells. Just her holding the knife would be enough
@@whyyoumakemedothis wouldn't any experienced criminal wear some sort of gloves or something?
I love the fact that the intro was more terrifying, than the three games combined.
0:01 yo that intro is so good I was invested u can probably make a whole vid like this
Jack: jumpscares us
me: proceeds to eat popcorn casually
Ah, yes. Quickly rinsing the blade with cold water will DEFINITELY remove all forensic evidence from a knife. That TOTALLY works. :P
That game has quite possibly the stupidest crime scene cleanup ever put down in any media! Yes all the DNA and fingerprints just magically vanished while "washing" the evidence! Lets hope innocent people don't try this and guilty people do!!!
Why would innocent people try it?
I love when jack plays games like these because you know his scary edit is going too be top of par
sorry that there is so many bots in your replies
Man the sheer amount of bots in this comment...
Yes.
The scariest part of the first game, was that pipe/water puzzle. Good god.
I was ready for and I have my volume up all the way
When he was doing the intro and trying to convince that there isn't a scary intro , that part made me laugh😂
🗿
@Beast 😈 bruh
@Cosmic go make soome actual content dude
These bots man CZcams really did a good job removing the dislikes and not the OBVIOUS BOTS! 🙄