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  • @TimDillonShow
    @TimDillonShow  Před 4 lety +68

    Thanks to our sponsors:
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  • @ballzzd33p29
    @ballzzd33p29 Před 4 lety +165

    Fell asleep by the pool eating magic spoon. Life in the big city.

    • @galaxyspace76
      @galaxyspace76 Před 4 lety +7

      If falling asleep is being passed out drunk then yeah.

  • @wyattrussell7496
    @wyattrussell7496 Před 4 lety +655

    Tim Dillon is a viable third party candidate

    • @drgonzo1971
      @drgonzo1971 Před 4 lety +8

      there's no such thing. he has to do a Trump and take over a mainstream party

    • @Punish3r06
      @Punish3r06 Před 3 lety +6

      Yes or yes!

    • @agirard8997
      @agirard8997 Před 3 lety +1

      He can run as a member of the reasonablist party.

    • @BlazRa
      @BlazRa Před 2 lety +2

      @@drgonzo1971 that's true Trump by no means was a damn Republican it really pisses me off how Republicans are constantly trying to steal his Thunder and act as if they are on the people side he was a nationalist populist

    • @humphreybumblecuck5151
      @humphreybumblecuck5151 Před 2 lety

      NatLib for the win

  • @FloridaManRevolt
    @FloridaManRevolt Před 4 lety +186

    Tim got into a knife fight with the sun.

  • @Wouysnxzlagfbr
    @Wouysnxzlagfbr Před 4 lety +373

    I bought the cereal but I forgot to use the code. I’m sure it still counts.

  • @BofaDeez77781
    @BofaDeez77781 Před 10 měsíci +29

    Tim being disgusted with the archetype of person that he falls into is hilarious

  • @wishiwasabear
    @wishiwasabear Před 4 lety +658

    Tim Dillon will be cancelled in the future for doing redface in this episode.

  • @jasonkrapf3769
    @jasonkrapf3769 Před 4 lety +49

    I use this upload as an alarm clock for taking my meds. It came 9 hours late and now I'm dead.

  • @covfefe-ry5vp
    @covfefe-ry5vp Před 4 lety +89

    Tim is hilarious. Watching every episode of this podcast is like watching a comedy special every week.

  • @scottholder3599
    @scottholder3599 Před 4 lety +404

    Tim is the colours of the US Flag!!!

    • @tamotit
      @tamotit Před 4 lety +14

      Salute to a real one

    • @donparedes9130
      @donparedes9130 Před 4 lety +5

      God damn it Scott. That was a good one.😏

    • @jbird3
      @jbird3 Před 4 lety +6

      That means he is immune

    • @galaxyspace76
      @galaxyspace76 Před 4 lety +2

      God bless Tim's face!

    • @kwazhims3lf
      @kwazhims3lf Před 4 lety +2

      colours?
      what is that... french?

  • @pfhenryIII
    @pfhenryIII Před 3 lety +64

    Am I the only one that still utters to himself, "it's a god damn knife fight!" ... all the time for no reason... making my bed(knife fight), coffee gets spilled(knife fight), dead car battery(knife fight) lol love it.

  • @jsp7218
    @jsp7218 Před 4 lety +35

    "We don't know who struck first, us or them. But we do know it was us that scorched the sky. At the time, they were dependent on solar power. " -Morpheus

  • @ambassador8524
    @ambassador8524 Před 3 lety +17

    43:27 Tim talks about real estate agent in Malibu.

    • @bigelowjames
      @bigelowjames Před 2 lety +1

      This is all I wanted

    • @ambassador8524
      @ambassador8524 Před 2 lety

      @@bigelowjames gold! I’m going to see him Denver@the Paramount theater.

  • @narcoskeptic
    @narcoskeptic Před 4 lety +111

    jeez now Tim's whole face is redpilling us

  • @lordlordorochimaru8852
    @lordlordorochimaru8852 Před 4 lety +204

    This Show is what the World both needs and Deserves.

    • @mmhoss
      @mmhoss Před 4 lety +10

      the world deserves jack shit buddy

    • @Wandering_Chemist
      @Wandering_Chemist Před 4 lety +8

      We don’t deserve this good sir lol but we definitely need it 😂

    • @ExireHG
      @ExireHG Před 3 lety +3

      We deserve a shotgun in the mouth but it is needed, yes. xD

    • @helenamoniqueclarke8135
      @helenamoniqueclarke8135 Před 3 lety

      Ouch.😆

    • @doorshotel
      @doorshotel Před 3 lety +1

      I made the EXACT same comment on another video! It was Tim isn't the hero we want, but the hero we need.

  • @kirkn8385
    @kirkn8385 Před 4 měsíci +5

    This is by far my favorite episode he has done, I rewatch it all the time haha

  • @andrewpurdy6743
    @andrewpurdy6743 Před 4 lety +50

    How Tim starts his days “hey Siri, find me the most horrible news stories in the world,”

  • @Cuyt24
    @Cuyt24 Před 4 lety +30

    Tim just finished his shift at Best Buy. He was not a stutting estate. He was unloading boxes. He's an essential worker.

  • @BroughPerkinsMedium
    @BroughPerkinsMedium Před 4 lety +156

    Tim has transformed in to the Coolaid man.

  • @zarbon8
    @zarbon8 Před 4 lety +147

    I hope you are all holding up well in a stunning estate.

    • @Abitflippant
      @Abitflippant Před 4 lety +7

      I'm a little disappointed. My estate was only valued at 4 million. Also, it's in Wyoming and has 20,000 acres and an airport.

    • @jr5993
      @jr5993 Před rokem

      Billionaires row be looking pretty empty. Rock up with a suit and a tan and nobody will bay an eye lid.

  • @ledget1
    @ledget1 Před 4 lety +60

    The end of the world is hilarious.

    • @TrollHiddenCave
      @TrollHiddenCave Před 3 lety +3

      I'm laughing all the way to the undisclosed location for gold

  • @doorshotel
    @doorshotel Před 3 lety +12

    The knife fight rant was one of his best.

  • @silasashe4158
    @silasashe4158 Před 4 lety +48

    Can we start a gofundme to get Tim some sunscreen

  • @nicholaswojton8258
    @nicholaswojton8258 Před 3 lety +18

    One of the most brilliant comedic minds living. Seriously Tim Dillon is beautifully insane and he I s razor sharp.

  • @jacoballey21
    @jacoballey21 Před rokem +3

    44:25 most iconic rant. "It's a knife fight!" In malibu lol

  • @Fokadox
    @Fokadox Před 4 lety +32

    When you spend 2 hours in the sun and end up looking like an oompa loompa...life in the big city

  • @qcrew2938
    @qcrew2938 Před 4 lety +302

    Looks like Tim is taking this Vitamin D thing a little too seriously

  • @susie7336
    @susie7336 Před 4 lety +155

    Hands down the fkn funniest podcast. I laughed more at this than I did at the latest 3 Netflix specials from D’Elia, Segura, and Burnt combined.
    ✌🏽 💕

    • @hoosbomb
      @hoosbomb Před 4 lety +6

      Swipe right on me 😂

    • @alexcastro-bz7nl
      @alexcastro-bz7nl Před 4 lety +17

      Lame... you don't have to shit on great comics and d'elia

    • @thebiblepimp5343
      @thebiblepimp5343 Před 4 lety +20

      @@alexcastro-bz7nl this didn't age well

    • @ignaciosevil1944
      @ignaciosevil1944 Před 3 lety +1

      hunned percent

    • @ToneWoN
      @ToneWoN Před 3 lety

      @@thebiblepimp5343 it didn’t age at all .. he’s back hater get fucked. 😭😭

  • @gregmaxwell5552
    @gregmaxwell5552 Před 4 lety +28

    200 episodes and I’ve watched every one of them. I’m a Tim Dillon fan. He is so underrated.

    • @Lynxchillin08
      @Lynxchillin08 Před 4 lety

      I'm slowly getting into his stuff after seeing him on KillTony podcast shows. He's hilarious 😁

    • @greenbeltglass
      @greenbeltglass Před 4 lety +1

      See him live, shake his soft limp hand and have your expectations of love at first sight crushed.

    • @gregmaxwell5552
      @gregmaxwell5552 Před 4 lety

      Jordan S ya I’m sure in person he’s a real delight

  • @gp2860
    @gp2860 Před 4 lety +65

    You’re FIVE HOURS LATE TIM, I’M TRYING TO DO COKE AND LISTEN AT 1AM ET OKAY!!??! ONE A.M.

  • @jasonkrapf3769
    @jasonkrapf3769 Před 4 lety +72

    The Koolaid guy got a job at blockbuster.

  • @mikerichard4497
    @mikerichard4497 Před 4 lety +17

    Tim Dillion should be on every single day. Can't get enough...

  • @frankysmash9334
    @frankysmash9334 Před 4 lety +21

    You’re like Patrice O’Neal’s reincarnated white brother and I’m loving every second of it.

  • @leeland446
    @leeland446 Před 4 lety +26

    Tim is a beast, unrelentless gold.

    • @jr5993
      @jr5993 Před rokem +1

      Just relentless. If something is unrelentless then it means that it is not unrelenting. Relenting meaning to yield in some form. Only writing this to prove I have too much time on my hands.

  • @Conzore
    @Conzore Před 4 lety +16

    Tim needs to make a commercial for a new realtor: Stunning Estates Realty

  • @willsi
    @willsi Před 4 lety +6

    Tim's anger soothed my inner demons to sleep last night. Best sleep I've had in awhile. Thx, Tim!

  • @tech1238
    @tech1238 Před 3 lety +10

    Tim’s podcasts are the soundtrack to my life at the moment

  • @jaydubs9803
    @jaydubs9803 Před 4 lety +13

    I want to volunteer to be the 70 year old n over "bouncer" at a long island restaurant. "Can I see some ID, ma'am"
    Yoooous gotta go old lady! All of the sudden seniors are getting fake IDs saying they are 65....haha

  • @janessaaguinaldo712
    @janessaaguinaldo712 Před 4 lety +7

    The world *NEEDS* more Tim Dillon

  • @sourgummyworms8069
    @sourgummyworms8069 Před 4 lety +25

    That real estate agent monologue gave me an ab workout

  • @rnbwsmtl
    @rnbwsmtl Před 4 lety +6

    Two hundred episodes and Timmy's finally going with that timeless rosacea-riddled alcohol-ravaged irishman look, love it!

  • @dylantrfk9652
    @dylantrfk9652 Před 5 měsíci +3

    Crazy that 3 years later this episode is monetized.

  • @Tom-V
    @Tom-V Před 3 měsíci +2

    "It's a knife fight in Malibu."
    "Life in the big city."

  • @xOsKaHH
    @xOsKaHH Před 4 lety +11

    listening to Tim Dillon rant is so cathartic

  • @seanellicott8635
    @seanellicott8635 Před 4 lety +9

    I actually got mad because Tim got a sunburn. He needs to take care of himself. We need him.

  • @AlexGullen
    @AlexGullen Před rokem +6

    Great episode to revisit. Another classic spotlight on elements of the insidious nature of society and those that wield excess power and influence.

  • @adyvic2726
    @adyvic2726 Před 4 lety +10

    Congratulations on 200 keeping it real thanks from the UK

  • @leefromcupertino9754
    @leefromcupertino9754 Před 4 lety +7

    Tim is in rare form...such a great episode

  • @astonmikedelgado
    @astonmikedelgado Před 4 lety +14

    Keep up the great work Tim , you two keep smiles on faces in lousy times #timdillonpodcast

  • @galenburkeii7796
    @galenburkeii7796 Před 4 lety +38

    The coronavirus pandemic is turning Tim into a rare ribeye.

  • @pm7585
    @pm7585 Před 4 lety +4

    Tim’s right, Bill and the boys only have our best interests at heart

  • @deevilknievel
    @deevilknievel Před 4 lety +28

    Who’s still up from their magic spoon and cocaine fueled Saturday?

  • @paulfroelich1024
    @paulfroelich1024 Před 4 lety +3

    Eating cereal in Whitney Cummings's backyard whilst waiting for bobcats to appear actually sounds pretty fun. But it won't happen for me because I lack Tim's high-born facial bone structure.

  • @josephislam6568
    @josephislam6568 Před 3 lety +1

    1) Disneyland rant ,2) Stunning estate aka 'Knifefight', 3) Smalltown girl. Keep up the good work.

  • @vinnyp3715
    @vinnyp3715 Před 3 lety +3

    sunburn is a great look for tim. makes him look even fatter and angrier

  • @williamvieira6906
    @williamvieira6906 Před 4 lety +6

    Thanks for wishing me a Happy Birthday, Tim.

  • @deivitsalazar1991
    @deivitsalazar1991 Před rokem +5

    I miss Tim not being rich

  • @umasoopie8945
    @umasoopie8945 Před 4 lety +19

    OMG.. I love you.. please don't change when you have millions of fans

  • @lewismcdowell2477
    @lewismcdowell2477 Před 4 lety +4

    Tim I'm a new fan, recently signed up for ur patreon acct...the long island restaurant segment is the funniest thing I've heard in a long time...thank u...

  • @TrollHiddenCave
    @TrollHiddenCave Před 3 lety +4

    "Salt of the earth is an interesting saying "
    - warrior (salting enemies land so that nothing can grow)

  • @bobert6523
    @bobert6523 Před 4 lety +8

    Tim's thicc boy sun club > Schaub's thick guy bicyclejerk.

  • @danielmccabe9899
    @danielmccabe9899 Před 4 lety +7

    Ben always looks like he’s auditioning for a 1982 episode of Nightline.

  • @jrvondoom
    @jrvondoom Před 4 lety +2

    NO ONE FUNNIER. NO BETTER PODCAST. HAPPY 200, MAY IT GO FOREVER.

  • @austinmajors7914
    @austinmajors7914 Před 4 lety +3

    congrats on the 200th! this has become one of our favorites at the office

  • @maxr1826
    @maxr1826 Před 3 lety +1

    thanks for the birthday wishes tim! it means a lot!

  • @nerdcity
    @nerdcity Před 4 lety +55

    Shooting dust at the sun; was this inspired by The Matrix, Snowcrasher, The Road, which dystopian sci-fi

    • @6vitamin
      @6vitamin Před 3 lety +8

      Imagining Nerd City listen to Tim Dillon yell about ballhair trimmers makes my day.

    • @elcapitan9141
      @elcapitan9141 Před 3 lety

      jesus man, hardly a vid with less than a million view on your channel... with CZcams drama reporters like this Tim will soon be unstoppable

    • @simianfinance7313
      @simianfinance7313 Před 3 lety +1

      Snowpiercer*

    • @papusa9878
      @papusa9878 Před 2 lety

      Animatrix

  • @magourn
    @magourn Před 4 lety +8

    One of my top favorite comedians!

  • @genobrn8743
    @genobrn8743 Před rokem +1

    I forgot this podcast and watched it again. Looking back, how stupid and ridiculous were these “rules” and “guidelines” Simply hysterical Tim.

  • @philiphladky4088
    @philiphladky4088 Před 4 lety +3

    Tim youre hilarious. The only podcast you don't skip the ad reads.

  • @clutchcarabelli8054
    @clutchcarabelli8054 Před 3 lety +2

    "Have you ever met someone and they're a human being" 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @hurrifanc.3434
    @hurrifanc.3434 Před 4 lety +13

    Tim is the only respectable gay man in LA

  • @glennhaines8563
    @glennhaines8563 Před 4 lety +4

    Protect Tim Dillon at all costs

  • @TheRealJDC
    @TheRealJDC Před 3 lety +5

    Tim's Long Island accent is fantastic 🤣

  • @wiggityp
    @wiggityp Před 4 lety +1

    It's insane that Tim Dillon actually is talented enough to boast about how much more talented he is than so many of his peers and not only not have me not hate him for being an arrogant prick but actually to make me an even bigger fan and saying to myself "Yeah, he's right!" Most TV/Film comics suck compared to him. I don't mean to hate on people like Jimmy Fallon or Seth Meyers but Tim could spin circles around them with his wit and they wouldn't even realize how outclassed they were. Granted, he's also dark AF and pretty crazy. Fuck yeah!

  • @effortlesskyle7013
    @effortlesskyle7013 Před 4 lety +1

    this has quickly become my favorite podcast, thank you for making life that much more bearable - haven’t laughed this hard in a while

  • @scottp.548
    @scottp.548 Před 4 lety +4

    Tim needs a Carl's sponsorship where he eats a burger like those hot chicks used to do in those commercials.

  • @macy8168
    @macy8168 Před 4 lety +3

    Knife fight rant starts at 45:15 funniest thing ever😂

  • @frankiecal3186
    @frankiecal3186 Před 4 lety +8

    Damn Kool-aid man got a podcast?....Oh Yheah!!!!!

  • @filipkonstantinov9900
    @filipkonstantinov9900 Před 4 lety +3

    Again, very educational. Everything is on point as always. Facts flying with Tim Dillon.

  • @DREWSLENS
    @DREWSLENS Před 4 lety +6

    I feel like I'm gettin yelled at by a tomato... 🍅📢

  • @gorkmusic
    @gorkmusic Před 3 lety +3

    Tim releases a comedy special every week. Ah, life in the big city.

  • @ryanmcginness2888
    @ryanmcginness2888 Před 2 lety +3

    You should do a call in show where you just riff off the mad lunacy of your fans.

  • @MilahanPhilosophersCorner

    Tim is keeping us all sane during this lockdown lol. Love him.

  • @markryan9894
    @markryan9894 Před 4 lety +2

    Tracy - slowly sips cold brew - "Life in the big city"

  • @FTWinnick
    @FTWinnick Před 4 lety +1

    That entire knife fight sequence was incredible

  • @int3533
    @int3533 Před 4 lety +10

    Hands down best comic right now don’t reply

  • @cathryn2422
    @cathryn2422 Před 4 lety +2

    weed & tim dillon are the perfect combo ✌😁🌲

  • @matttriano
    @matttriano Před 2 měsíci +1

    45:06 CHICKEN FINGERS
    45:30 HOW'RE YOUU
    45:38 REAL KNIFE FIGHT IN MALIBU
    46:15 SUMMER OF LOVE
    46:46 GET BLADES GET CUT
    46:56 FAT SISTER POVERTY
    47:10 GOD! DAMN! KNIFE! FIGHT!

  • @arnoldschwarzenegger7111
    @arnoldschwarzenegger7111 Před 3 lety +1

    "turn around for your bf with a steak knife" !! thanks Tim I really needed that. first time ive laughed solidly in days

  • @timothysayers4845
    @timothysayers4845 Před 4 lety +2

    Amazing, thanks for the happy birthday Tim! 👍

  • @SlashspitGaming
    @SlashspitGaming Před 4 lety +4

    Funniest hour I've seen in a long time. Thank you for this.

  • @mariosanders1861
    @mariosanders1861 Před 4 měsíci +3

    This was prime time Timmy

    • @frwystr
      @frwystr Před 4 měsíci

      on jesus feet

  • @friedrichssophy8055
    @friedrichssophy8055 Před 4 lety +3

    Man, you are a beacon of common sense out there. Thanks dude.

  • @anthropophagistsomnambulis9872

    lol most restaurants can't even keep their dishwashing machines equipped with sanitizer, i'm sure they'll make sure to keep stocked with masks and shit. lol!

    • @DavidLLambertmobile
      @DavidLLambertmobile Před 4 lety

      Are these LI restaurant SOPs 📑 in Spanish, Creole, Chinese, French.

  • @robirhodes7411
    @robirhodes7411 Před 4 lety +6

    Timmy the tomato

  • @Kyle-xt8ip
    @Kyle-xt8ip Před 4 lety +4

    You look insane with the sunburn 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @MeticulousTechTV
    @MeticulousTechTV Před 4 lety +3

    Tim, that sunburn is BRUTAL! Good luck out there 👍

  • @superlinksx
    @superlinksx Před 4 lety +4

    we are watching tim lose his mind ... in a glorious way

  • @godzuka
    @godzuka Před 4 lety +4

    Tim looks like he was microwaving with the door open again...

  • @xojstn
    @xojstn Před 4 lety +1

    I listen to this whole I drive my work van, absolutely ducking hilarious! Makes an hour feel like 5 mins