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Komentáře • 728

  • @TimDillonShow
    @TimDillonShow  Před 4 lety +81

    Guys go get the ridge. Don't start. www.ridge.com/TIM
    Also weekly bonus episodes are here: www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow

    • @zzzz1192
      @zzzz1192 Před 4 lety +2

      poultry are known to harbor streptococcal ...

    • @jeremiah893
      @jeremiah893 Před 4 lety +2

      Tim ill never go to the ridge the bread twisty tie still holds up

    • @DocC993
      @DocC993 Před 4 lety +2

      27:00 Constituency

    • @jrodv2
      @jrodv2 Před 4 lety +1

      If you're not going to a big venue in upstate NY you should always go to saratoga springs rather than albany.
      Edit: comedy works

    • @Marcus-143
      @Marcus-143 Před 4 lety +1

      Demographic!

  • @echogolf1
    @echogolf1 Před 3 lety +815

    Literally going backwards thru the Tim Dillon anthology lmao this is all gold

    • @alexmendoza9645
      @alexmendoza9645 Před 3 lety +20

      Hell yeah. Tim should play the next joker yes or Yes!?

    • @SavagexRaccoon
      @SavagexRaccoon Před 3 lety +17

      Same I came across his ridge wallet rap best part of going down the rabbit hole

    • @skatetildeath38
      @skatetildeath38 Před 3 lety +4

      Same..

    • @poolboywillis1225
      @poolboywillis1225 Před 3 lety +12

      Same. Been watching Tim in reverse for the past 3months or so Tim Dillon is GOD

    • @tech1238
      @tech1238 Před 3 lety +5

      I’m working my way through them right now and just got to your comment 👍😂

  • @DefenderOfVirginity
    @DefenderOfVirginity Před 3 lety +164

    I love how humble and quiet Tim is

  • @lukazubic3909
    @lukazubic3909 Před 4 lety +589

    Best thing about Joe Rogan is that he introduced me to Dillon. How this channel has only 50 thousand subs even Einstein can't explain'

  • @josephisafan
    @josephisafan Před 4 lety +821

    Tim is lowkey the best comedian on the planet currently.

  • @cg5701
    @cg5701 Před 4 lety +230

    “I didn’t get the corona virus, but I got strep throat”
    .......Life in the big city

  • @trashbag6997
    @trashbag6997 Před 4 lety +177

    When that sick ridge wallet beat dropped. Instant classic. The towers are still there. It was a hologram.

  • @cmears76
    @cmears76 Před 4 lety +250

    ‘Life is too short not to be hateful’ 😂😂. No truer words have ever been spoken TJD

    • @jamesnicholson4060
      @jamesnicholson4060 Před 4 lety +7

      I nearly spat coffee all over my computer when he said that hahaha! Quote of the day haha! XD

    • @spewnz69
      @spewnz69 Před 3 lety

      Reminds me of the Doug Stanhope line, "If someone is a cunt to you, hold it in your heart for the rest of your life"

    • @BlazRa
      @BlazRa Před 2 lety

      @@spewnz69 fuck that shit put a curse on their ass and let the demons do the work

  • @theogbunn7672
    @theogbunn7672 Před 4 lety +118

    Your distaste for the left and right in unison and yet understanding that both have valid ideals and intelligent representatives and thinkers is why I love you so much Tim. So many other podcasters and comedians and entertainers claim to think the same way, and yet cannot lose their biases one way or another. Im glad you don't openly choose a side, directly after saying how you think both are mostly full of shit. People forget you dont have to play a game if both teams aren't supporting your beliefs.

    • @MrMadalien
      @MrMadalien Před 4 lety +5

      B-but filthy centrists!!! If you’re not an ally you’re an enemy!! Raaaaaaahhh

    • @harrisonl226
      @harrisonl226 Před 3 lety +2

      Go away

    • @chandlerwhalen7782
      @chandlerwhalen7782 Před 3 lety +5

      That’s every person who doesn’t subscribe to identity politics. Ppl are so all in to the left or right that they lack any sort of nuance.

    • @chandlerwhalen7782
      @chandlerwhalen7782 Před 3 lety +1

      I’d say Tim leans right, as the left has gone mental

    • @theogbunn7672
      @theogbunn7672 Před 3 lety

      @@chandlerwhalen7782 I'd say we probably dont really have any substantive way to know which side of the line hes stepping over, I dont think he ever really let's on to his own opinions in a serious way on podcasts or in his standup. He acts serious sometimes and makes some really good arguments, and if we're basing it on those moments I'd agree with you that he seems to lean slightly right but I doubt he's ever really turning it off when he's on camera and speaking openly from his own ideals. That's why he stands out so much from his peers in comedy, even when he's seemingly dropping the veil and giving a convincingly honest view into his personal political disposition it's still a joke the majority of people think isn't a joke and the few who get it are laughing so hard they can't breathe.

  • @Jroc_9696
    @Jroc_9696 Před 4 lety +108

    Never thought a big gay former tap dancer would be the person I go to to make sense of the world but here we are and I’m all about it

  • @Cuyt24
    @Cuyt24 Před 4 lety +304

    Tim just finished his shift at Staples.

  • @randylahey5463
    @randylahey5463 Před 4 lety +111

    Tim Dillon speaks; you listen. It's that simple.

  • @TheMrbrowniie
    @TheMrbrowniie Před 4 lety +108

    This is the perfect podcast if you’re coming down from a heavy acid trip 👌 10/10 recommend

  • @jamesmurphy8530
    @jamesmurphy8530 Před 4 lety +56

    The story about his friend’s mom. He can make a dark, tragic thing funny but still let you know that he truly cares about that person/situation. Amazing human

  • @deerted3093
    @deerted3093 Před 3 lety +30

    That freestyle is the best moment of Tim Dillon’s podcast history

  • @johnnada5782
    @johnnada5782 Před 4 lety +66

    “Garlic Monkey “ is my new favorite racial slur

  • @lunaticvids42
    @lunaticvids42 Před 4 lety +102

    i love how ben just sits there quietly laughing his ass off

    • @alexmendoza9645
      @alexmendoza9645 Před 3 lety +5

      I love when they turn on each other, radical vs rational

    • @M2xim
      @M2xim Před 2 lety +2

      Best job in the world.

    • @kr50401
      @kr50401 Před rokem

      @@M2xim easiest for sure. but now he's left the job 😢

    • @M2xim
      @M2xim Před rokem

      @@kr50401 For real? When? Why?! I'm a couple of episode late since i prefer binge watching them so i missed this. 😮

  • @mentalhealthownership4110
    @mentalhealthownership4110 Před 4 lety +84

    Tim Dillon is my spirit animal.

    • @Eblis840
      @Eblis840 Před 4 lety +10

      I had a delusional drug induced thought about Tim being my Puerto Rican Santeria Grandmother.

    • @aculasabacca
      @aculasabacca Před 2 lety

      I'm here listening again. Tim is 20 years younger than me yet expresses my worldview perfectly in a way I never could.

  • @mikedavis3634
    @mikedavis3634 Před 4 lety +25

    Ben : “ I have a beat prepared. “
    This made my day. Fuck the time change!

  • @balipan09
    @balipan09 Před 3 lety +10

    Tim helps me a lot with anger management. Not in the traditional way. He helps me understand WHY my angers are okay. Thank you Tim

  • @sgwinenoob2115
    @sgwinenoob2115 Před 4 lety +126

    That Ridge Rap cured my pancreatic cancer

  • @geraghtydevin
    @geraghtydevin Před 3 lety +33

    I grew up with a mother who would put the service industry through all kinds of hell.. it’s one of the things I respected about her.’
    -Tim Dillon 1:04:05
    🤣

  • @jordandavid8653
    @jordandavid8653 Před 2 lety +5

    “Life is too short to not be hateful.”

  • @revmaxproductions
    @revmaxproductions Před 4 lety +79

    Pandemic in the big city.

  • @ImChief
    @ImChief Před rokem +15

    I’ve been going backwards through Tim’s old episodes during work and I must say that ridge wallet should be paying him a billion dollars for these ads. That was probably the funniest segment of the whole show and it was literally for an ad read. No one does comedy like Tim and any sponsor that doesn’t let him go free flow is losing out on millions possibly billions of dollars.

  • @GravityGamingCo
    @GravityGamingCo Před 4 lety +130

    Tim the best comedian out here. Epstein castle bit will be legendary forever.

    • @bul166
      @bul166 Před 4 lety +1

      Fukin absolutely!!

    • @Lexus7912
      @Lexus7912 Před 4 lety +3

      Definitely the best comedian, by far, but that doesn't give tim a free pass, strep throat?! More like invaded by a giant cock

    • @HelloSpyMyLie
      @HelloSpyMyLie Před 3 lety

      Which one is that?? Where he dresses up like the temple??

    • @sallysue8176
      @sallysue8176 Před 3 lety

      @@Lexus7912 leave the comedy to Tim

  • @davidrother6092
    @davidrother6092 Před 4 lety +27

    I work 6 days a week, the Tim Dillon show is the highlight of my week. Keep up the good work dude. Hope to catch you live in DC if you come around.

    • @bullmoosemedia
      @bullmoosemedia Před 3 lety +4

      He is like your brutally honest friend who will always tell you the truth but also says fuck it and still wants you to have a good time.

    • @IS-BE-um4up
      @IS-BE-um4up Před 2 lety +1

      I can't imagine tim in DC, I think he'd get epsteined

  • @acetate909
    @acetate909 Před 4 lety +20

    @3:37
    Tim's mind is so quick that he disarms his critics while making a surprisingly deep point.

    • @lj1687
      @lj1687 Před 4 lety +1

      Evan Fields best part

  • @redpalace2494
    @redpalace2494 Před 4 lety +85

    Way off-topic, but Tim and Ben have great hair.

    • @randylahey5463
      @randylahey5463 Před 4 lety +8

      Fat guys either have horrible hair or great hair. It's usually the former

    • @Eblis840
      @Eblis840 Před 4 lety +4

      During the raise and downfall of ancient Greek culture, The Master sculptors depicted great hair on their marble sculptures 💇🏼‍♀️💁🏼‍♀️
      "Life in the Big City...." 🍷🍺🚬

    • @Sprite_525
      @Sprite_525 Před 4 lety +1

      Like wheat fields on a breezy summer day

    • @alexmendoza9645
      @alexmendoza9645 Před 3 lety +1

      MANSCAPED! YES OR YES!?

    • @randomfullywonderful
      @randomfullywonderful Před 2 lety

      @@randylahey5463 There's nothing hotter that a fat, bald, hairy, sweaty man. 😆

  • @dirtdirtdirtiest9607
    @dirtdirtdirtiest9607 Před 4 lety +14

    That free style off the dome was IMPRESSIVE

  • @Jakem763
    @Jakem763 Před 2 lety +12

    Dude just fires on all cylinders at all times it’s incredible

  • @slidethedoss239
    @slidethedoss239 Před 4 lety +39

    "Its hard to swallow" - Timmy Trashcan

    • @DeSoulTV
      @DeSoulTV Před 4 lety +3

      "A rehearsal for the Big One"

  • @joshhernandez8085
    @joshhernandez8085 Před 2 lety +13

    By far the most re-listenable podcast out there

  • @MrJdy18
    @MrJdy18 Před rokem +5

    Rip Ben. We love and miss you.

  • @Bf2142Samuel7777
    @Bf2142Samuel7777 Před 4 lety +17

    "I can still smell the bodies burning, cough cough wuhan" sweet jesus

  • @WackWizerdX
    @WackWizerdX Před 4 lety +26

    33:35 🔥

  • @bayareaomg
    @bayareaomg Před 4 lety +37

    Timmy talking about loving hotels because you hate your home hit too close😥

    • @bonka_mann
      @bonka_mann Před 4 lety +2

      Yup!

    • @AdrianHertz
      @AdrianHertz Před 4 lety +1

      he said "I like hotels because i hate my life!" which hits levels of closeness i didnt even thougth possible

  • @fioredeutchmark
    @fioredeutchmark Před 3 lety +7

    Here I am, high on coke and Percocet, doing fake business on Christmas, sitting in my stunning estate with Tim Dillon on in the background.
    2020 what a trip. 🤙🏻

  • @GiffysChannel
    @GiffysChannel Před 4 lety +41

    We need you to make us laugh in times when the main stream media is trying to make you afraid to be alive

  • @jacobkrewson9876
    @jacobkrewson9876 Před 4 lety +24

    Tim summoning his inner kool aid man

  • @warlordy
    @warlordy Před 4 lety +40

    Watching this coked up in Greece at 8am, seriously

    • @Eblis840
      @Eblis840 Před 4 lety +1

      Stay safe and Listen to Mr.Panos czcams.com/video/lCrJMEazegY/video.html

    • @goldencheese7247
      @goldencheese7247 Před 4 lety +4

      Love doing coke and having Tim on in the background.

    • @Fabian080690
      @Fabian080690 Před 4 lety +2

      Oh I believe you.

    • @saraforney3940
      @saraforney3940 Před 4 lety +2

      Who does coke when there’s meth tho. Like grow up ya know

    • @6vitamin
      @6vitamin Před 3 lety +1

      Lets hang out. I want that blue ass water and olive oil too.

  • @ryanbreiling8622
    @ryanbreiling8622 Před 4 lety +17

    Tim Dillon should play chris farley in a biopic and win an oscaar just to be ironic

    • @napsam71
      @napsam71 Před 3 lety

      Farley was barely funny.

  • @razorpig6654
    @razorpig6654 Před 4 lety +10

    I found Tim Dylan years ago on Rogan and I haven’t gone back to Rogan

  • @eskimointhisworld
    @eskimointhisworld Před 4 lety +13

    That bit about Republicans and abortion and that bit about doing an ad for the wallet as Joe Biden 😂😂😂🤣 Tim Dillon is the best comedian currently!!

  • @agreen182
    @agreen182 Před 3 lety +8

    I haven’t laughed at anyone as much as Tim in years. Best comedian working right now.

  • @michaeljoseph2827
    @michaeljoseph2827 Před 4 lety +29

    I was just thinking, "I need some Tim Dillon in my life'!

  • @lancegoodthrust546
    @lancegoodthrust546 Před 4 lety +40

    Tim Dillon = white Patrice

    • @merfymac
      @merfymac Před 4 lety +3

      Not yet.

    • @absentstars474
      @absentstars474 Před 4 lety +2

      Diabetes is about all they have in common

    • @lancejames7072
      @lancejames7072 Před 4 lety +2

      Lance Goodthrust if that’s true I’d like Patrice more but he was just far meaner & crueler in a way I didn’t respect. I have no doubt in my mind Patrice would think less of me due to my skin pigmentation. Maybe if Patrice had a few psychedelic experiences like Timmy he would’ve wisened up about some things. Tims IQ is double no doubt. Actually Patrice sucks. This comment sucks. You suck. Except for your name

    • @Cbd_7ohm
      @Cbd_7ohm Před 3 lety

      They both riff good.

  • @dana.9377
    @dana.9377 Před 3 lety +4

    "Life is too short to not be hateful"... words to live by

  • @TheRichardOlson
    @TheRichardOlson Před 4 lety +10

    "Who votes for Bloomberg?!?!" ...."Not on my darkest blackest day"

  • @memetixTV
    @memetixTV Před 3 lety +4

    Tim Dillons adds are better than most of the premium content out there.

  • @brianandrews7491
    @brianandrews7491 Před 2 lety +4

    March 2020 was such an innocent time

  • @justinmclain4014
    @justinmclain4014 Před 4 lety +6

    Tim "a slice of tomato will change your life"
    Me who will die if I eat to big of a slice of tomato"damn hes not wrong"

  • @danielluna7648
    @danielluna7648 Před 4 lety +7

    This podcast deserves a fucking award. And the ad reads almost make me kinda want to think about buying something from whatever he's reading.

  • @HollerLogs
    @HollerLogs Před 4 lety +18

    ' constituents '

  • @user-im4wl2ci5n
    @user-im4wl2ci5n Před 3 lety +2

    33:35 beat 37:00 hotels 59:25 coughing

  • @p.auto.t
    @p.auto.t Před 4 lety +6

    Tim's rapping was the best ad I've ever seen.

  • @HungGarEarthBender
    @HungGarEarthBender Před 4 lety +10

    This podcast is the highlight of my week. Life in the big city.

  • @gregdavory
    @gregdavory Před 4 lety +14

    It's Sunday at midnight people!!!

  • @blakeluvsu1
    @blakeluvsu1 Před 20 dny

    As someone that used to work in a hotel, Tim is my favorite kind of person to visit because it actually gives you something to do

  • @Janckeriswatchingyou
    @Janckeriswatchingyou Před 4 lety +5

    This might be the best one ive heard so far. That rap. Omg..

  • @CH-ml4rz
    @CH-ml4rz Před 4 lety +36

    Ppl say Bobby Lee has the greatest ads. Yeah no.

    • @MrAhuraMazda
      @MrAhuraMazda Před 4 lety +5

      Bobby Lee has the greatest nothing. Even his hair is hack Theo Von now

    • @0megadwarf
      @0megadwarf Před 4 lety +1

      cumtown has the best ad reads

  • @d.lowery4933
    @d.lowery4933 Před 3 lety +3

    Tim dillon needs a friggin restaurant reviewer channel. On scene. In person. Live.

  • @WillPogue
    @WillPogue Před 9 měsíci +1

    The fact that this dude can just drop bars in seconds on top of everything else he dose is awesome 😂

  • @dramares
    @dramares Před 4 lety +6

    "THAT ain't a virus... THIS is a virus!" -Saul Alinsky

    • @DeSoulTV
      @DeSoulTV Před 4 lety +1

      Anyone else hear choppers in the distance?

  • @karljonson3287
    @karljonson3287 Před 4 lety +4

    Guynext to Tim has the best job ever.

  • @brandonf3043
    @brandonf3043 Před 3 lety +2

    Ridge Wallet Rap needs to be on Spotify.

  • @514BMXJay
    @514BMXJay Před 4 lety +4

    33:35 ridge wallet rap/best thing ever

  • @michaelnavoichick1356
    @michaelnavoichick1356 Před 4 lety +6

    Omfg finally these are video!! I'll actually listen and watch all episodes now! Thanks Tim for finally putting a camera up in the modern era!

  • @HollerLogs
    @HollerLogs Před 4 lety +13

    right on time..
    right on Tim!
    tight on rhyme..
    tight on rim!

  • @MA1LUNE
    @MA1LUNE Před 2 lety +2

    It’s 4 am and this is great!!!

  • @lucasweaver9965
    @lucasweaver9965 Před 4 lety +12

    I love ben laughing his ass off

  • @karlwithakcomedy
    @karlwithakcomedy Před 3 lety +2

    33:42 Tim's rap on the Ridge wallet 😂

  • @NOWAY-jw3iq
    @NOWAY-jw3iq Před 4 lety +7

    Chillon with Tim Dillon

  • @xSirDudex
    @xSirDudex Před 4 lety +8

    I got one of those Ridge wallets, they're really good. Now if I could only get some of those Jewels by Podcaster Tim Dillon.

  • @chanic4621
    @chanic4621 Před 4 lety +5

    The towers are still there. Killing me

  • @fadedlogic1
    @fadedlogic1 Před 4 lety +4

    I usually skip through ads on podcasts; I don’t on yours.

  • @porquee
    @porquee Před 4 lety +2

    2020 is the year I start complaining at every restraunt I go to, tim is right

  • @marknova420
    @marknova420 Před 4 lety +5

    The suite life of two twinks on a boat.... lmao subbed

  • @claymationwaves
    @claymationwaves Před 2 lety +1

    I really reallllly miss chris farley and this makes me oh so happy

  • @kimariseverly6065
    @kimariseverly6065 Před 4 lety +1

    The guy laughing next to Tim Dillon is a whole-ass mood 😂 Fucking same! I wouldn’t be able to contain myself next to Tim Dillon. He’s a belly turner !

  • @darlenev9988
    @darlenev9988 Před 3 lety +2

    The towers. Are. Still. THERE 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @chimydimyplumyum1554
    @chimydimyplumyum1554 Před 4 lety +4

    Tim you are the best comedian out there.

  • @kingjames7904
    @kingjames7904 Před rokem +1

    usually ppl skip ads fun to see the most replayed part is tims ads lmao

  • @Mikemikemike13579
    @Mikemikemike13579 Před 3 lety +1

    1:14 This is one of the big reasons why I quit drinking. When you are hungover nobody gives a shit... even if you are puking your brains out in the morning.

  • @flakkaflakka7414
    @flakkaflakka7414 Před 4 lety +3

    These two are like the modern day Penn and Teller

  • @FloridaGiant305
    @FloridaGiant305 Před 4 lety +2

    33:41 Literally gave me LIFE!!!!! LOL

  • @leftysouthpawofdetttth7340
    @leftysouthpawofdetttth7340 Před 10 měsíci +1

    Mr tim reallyyy is in our twisted weird times, a weird great philosopher and great mind of our times 😂😂😂🎉

  • @Rob-mt3df
    @Rob-mt3df Před 4 lety +5

    You were 3 seconds late posting the episode chucklenuts

  • @HarvestMoon2049
    @HarvestMoon2049 Před 4 lety +3

    Goddamnit. What about the Jewels by Podcaster Tim Dillon? How am I going to look stylish as my corpse rots?

  • @God-w-
    @God-w- Před 4 lety +2

    Tim please dont stop making content. Im starting to move bags, so im hoppin on the pateron poddy waddy train. 1st class ticket to the *big city*

  • @M2xim
    @M2xim Před 2 lety +1

    Eminem been real quiet since Tim dropped that Ridge Wallet rap 🔥🔥🔥

  • @collinthomas6288
    @collinthomas6288 Před 3 lety +2

    I’m saving this. Greatest episode. So funny

  • @curtisnucmed
    @curtisnucmed Před 3 lety

    “I’m bleeding”
    “Yass queen!”
    Lol. Half my patient interactions.

  • @FM-pr1ht
    @FM-pr1ht Před 10 měsíci +1

    Love Tim’s wisdom in this!!!!

  • @harrisonmitchell4159
    @harrisonmitchell4159 Před 4 lety +2

    the secret word is..... *DEMOGRAPHIC*

  • @marshallbeaton8616
    @marshallbeaton8616 Před rokem +1

    Came across this show recently and had been kicking around the idea of subscribing, Sliced tomatoes… you got me sir. (Salt and Pep)

  • @eddie117ish
    @eddie117ish Před 4 lety +4

    Out of context any few minutes of any Tim Dillon rant any time any where perfect icebreaker gay or straight (trust me it works)

  • @cajundanceparty1
    @cajundanceparty1 Před 4 lety +3

    Timmy coronathroat

  • @zacheryp813
    @zacheryp813 Před 4 lety +1

    "Life is too short to not be hateful" lolol

  • @NeoAmericanRealism
    @NeoAmericanRealism Před 4 lety +3

    Tim is the voice of our generation 🥰