i like the idea that being murdered is an inconvenience like breaking a bone, because that implies getting sentenced to death is actually getting off lightly.
Scott: "So, Mr. Wool... Did you kill anybody?" Liza: "Objection, he doesn't have to answer that." I think it's funny that this is a rule that actually applies in real court sessions.
"Listen if they convict you, I'll just start yelling. They can't convict you if you can't hear. That's why the deaf don't go to jail." -Scott the Woz, 2020
@@ArshadZahid_nohandleideas they're the same lines but the recordings are vastly different you can especially hear it when they get to "I was lying as a joke" 'so you lied during a court of law' "AS A JOKE" so they did do two different recordings. one in person and one with just voices but the lines are ready angrily to play over footage. I think they even loop the audio because that whole exchange a second time
I just realized that Scott Said “That’s “Me”to you” because that’s what he wrote in to identify himself as the lawyer This man is a genuine comic genius.
@Julian Borges at the start friends “the lawyer is me” because scott wrote down me as himself and then later on he says to call him me. Best I can explain
Scott is legitimately witty, it's like a speeding bullet with jokes. Kind of makes me wish he and his supporting cast (who are all extremely funny in their own right) had a show or something lengthier like that.
If you watched/listened to the episode of The CraigSkitz Podcast with Scott, he actually does talk about eventually writing a show of his own sometime later in life.
This is some inspired ass comedy. It's obviously the same type of comedy as his review videos. I say this kid's going places if he can put in the work required.
@@masonshipton2344 trust me, I've tried to sue the bees in defamation, let's just say I had to pay $999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999.99, and since I couldn't pay the fee, I now have to work a full time job sucking off queen bee, a terrible fate for cash to get me out of debt.
This was like unironically one of the funniest Scott The Woz episodes dude, it's just a 10 minute skit with Scott's humor and I would LOVE more episodes like this one
TBH I think the only reason he made this an episode of his show and not one of his originals is because he wanted to get episode 200 out by the end of the year
I think what really does it for me is the insane delivery of every line. Every line is delivered like it’s coming from an autistic alien who has only had a year to study human behaviour. It’s some quality stuff
9:56 You can hear the "I was lying AS A JOKE!!" conversation going on in the background. However, this is not reused audio. This is it's own take. Meaning the entire time they're talking, Scott and Eliza are going in circles with Scott getting more and more angry.
This is by far my favourite Scott the Woz episode - CRIMINALLY underrated, it's the only one apart from maybe You're not an RPG guy that I consistently come back to watch every few weeks.
This video is so well written and paced, it takes full advantage of the goofy acting that Scott and his friends are known for, and turns it into genuine comedy gold.
@@Keithington249 I order mine by what system they belong to followed by the order I purchased them. If that information has been forgotten or multiple games were purchased at once, I then organize by franchise (the order of the franchises is determined by personal preference), followed by if they are a main-line installment or a spin-off, followed by release date.
I like how when Terry, Jeb, and Rex are planning their threat, Scott and Liza are still going at it by saying the exact things said when Scott got called to the stand, but more aggressive.
I refuse to accept the fact that Scott has canonically spoken to a woman.
That was against his will.
She's not a woman, she's a lawyer
Not only she's a lawyer, she's a *real* lawyer.
I know it's a pretty big blunder in his character arc, I hope in the future the writers can find a way to retcon it.
It was all CGI
I love how this whole series is based off of a joke about GameStop
What joke?
The joke about game stop
@@placenamehere953 gamestop sucks
Lmao
Didn't all start at A Madden 08 Christmas?
i like the idea that being murdered is an inconvenience like breaking a bone, because that implies getting sentenced to death is actually getting off lightly.
They all get murdered- fine
Sentenced to death- dead
Logik.
Except for that one guy
what is then the worse outcome then?
It's like a 40% of being dead when you're murdered
Sometimes you get brought back by hospital:D
Scott the Woz is brilliant.
"He's allegic to the law, we can't risk it."
Steel Wool: Is a police officer
Comedy: 100/10
@Jazzy-Mann Allegedly
I accidentally fast forwarded the video to this exact point while reading this
6:49
HE WAS RUTHLESS! HE TRIED TO SHOOT ME AND I'M ALLERGIC TO BULLETS!
hah that's still only a score of 10
Well this is a big revelation in the Scott the Woz lore: Women exist in his universe!
I thought Scottverse characters did asexual reproduction, oh well 😞
Just like in killer bean
Anna May: Am I a joke to you?
being a wendy's employee implies a woman had existed in that universe
@@TyphoonArtifice Atleast a woman called Wendy is comfirmed
“Your honour, can I win now?”
“No.”
“Ok.”
"Liza Lotts" is the most Ace Attorney name for a lawyer, this is perfect
it's actually "Lies Alots" in the captions at 3:14, as in a lawyer who lies... a lot
@@Koopastar_ yes, that is the joke, thanks for explaining it
@@Koopastar_ ratio
@@celeryjelly1231 I am malding coping and seething rn
@@Koopastar_ I was talking about math simpleton.
Scott: "So, Mr. Wool... Did you kill anybody?"
Liza: "Objection, he doesn't have to answer that."
I think it's funny that this is a rule that actually applies in real court sessions.
It'd make the trial a lot easier tho.
@@icravedeath.1200This just in, new law reports that the defense must confirm whether they are the murderer or not before trial
The timeline:
Scott made the internet
Scott made his first review
Scott makes his first year in on the Nintendo switch
Scott goes crazy
correction: Scott tries to frame a “murderer” who probably didn’t do it
Fun fact, Scott the Woz’s first video, released on the my birthday
this is what it’s like arguing with someone who is too stupid to understand they’re wrong
As an older sibling I feel that
Trump supporters
I have to put up with this with one of my friends on a daily basis and its the most infuriating thing on earth
Oven daily?? wtf are you two talking about wow
@@matthewflynn4143 I can already see all the butthurt replies
Canonically, Steel Wool murdered them because he was too shy to admit he's the one who killed Chet Shaft
This IS canon...
@@n646nthis is a cannon.
A cannon this is
This is Gex
I thought it was a bear
The line “my gun” when Wool sees a poorly done drawing of a gun is probably the most funny thing I’ve ever heard.
"Listen if they convict you, I'll just start yelling. They can't convict you if you can't hear. That's why the deaf don't go to jail."
-Scott the Woz, 2020
Lmfao!! Seriously the most underrated line!
7:07 :)
Finally !!!
A life hack that’s actually worth hacking into life !
Scott has a very specific type of humor. This video is like all the jokes he makes during his other videos, but it just never stops. lmao i love it.
He likes to keep some continuity within his jokes which makes the jokes pay off very well
It’s pretty good
Exactly, he's got good comedic timing and writing.
Love Scott
He’s a smart ass in a good way.
I love how when Scott and Liza are arguing they’re just reading their lines from their script but this time angrily
No, they're the same recordings
…shit I was wrong
@@ArshadZahid_nohandleideas they're the same lines but the recordings are vastly different
you can especially hear it when they get to
"I was lying as a joke"
'so you lied during a court of law'
"AS A JOKE"
so they did do two different recordings. one in person and one with just voices but the lines are ready angrily to play over footage. I think they even loop the audio because that whole exchange a second time
@@checkm88 Yeah nevermind I hear it now
It's weird seeing Scott talk to a girl.
Scott just wrote an 11 minute short that is more funny than almost anything Saturday Night Live has done in the past 6 years
especially wario related stuff
26*
This is good but David Pumpkins is way better
You missed the 4. SNL has been on 46 years.
remove “in the past 6 years” and it’ll be right
I just realized that Scott Said “That’s “Me”to you” because that’s what he wrote in to identify himself as the lawyer
This man is a genuine comic genius.
yes
yes
63/
Holy frick frac tic tac Batman. That is freaking genius
@Julian Borges at the start friends “the lawyer is me” because scott wrote down me as himself and then later on he says to call him me. Best I can explain
Watching 9 grown adults having a crap trial is weirdly entertaining.
Calling them adults is overestimating it
What do you mean by crap trial? This was the trial of the century
@@brunixot1 yeah who does he think he is?
Does "your mother" count as an answer?
gex
“Yes I can’t lie, I hate lying!”
“That’s ridiculous, everyone’s lied before, when was the last time you lied?”
“One sentence ago.”
I laughed so hard
"Objection, your honor, I'm MAD!" best line ever
"I've seen madder" is the most fucking perfect followup
Scott is legitimately witty, it's like a speeding bullet with jokes. Kind of makes me wish he and his supporting cast (who are all extremely funny in their own right) had a show or something lengthier like that.
@@justapuppetplayer6000 Thanks Sans you are my greatest ally
Im allergic to bullets
Maybe something like the Eric Andre show but for gaming
I was thinking of that watching this. Like a pg rated Always Sunny or something. I hope they make it happen.
If you watched/listened to the episode of The CraigSkitz Podcast with Scott, he actually does talk about eventually writing a show of his own sometime later in life.
“What is this?”
“Gex?”
Best callback ever
This is proof the two canons are connected. Oh. my. god.
explain pls
gex.
@@undercawa1109 Dunkey did a video on Gex.
Sujal Gurung ik but how is it connected with a gun?
I had to come back to see Wendys employee.
Rest in Peace Wendys employee.
How did Wendy’s employee canonically die? I’m surprised Target Employee seemed to be taking it so well
@@Enderia01 i believe it was the memory cards wasnt it?
@@Enderia01 cursed memory cards killed him.
"Just say the full thing"
"No, I'm busy today"
I laughed way harder at this than I expected
Scott's schedule is 2 videos:
-One at Sunday
-One at "whenever Scott feels like posting a video"
Wow quarantine makes Sunday feel like Monday
I mean, I thought its every friday
I can’t believe Scott actually talked to a girl.
That takes a lot of effort. What are his secrets?
Hah, you believe in girls?
the first girl weve seen him talk to and she had major karen energy
@@Tekkwin tecnically the first one was in the anime games episode
Its his sister don't count
I love the frankensteinian logic of the Wozniverse and how common sense just fades in and out of existence
"What Is This?"
"Gex?"
"A Photo!"
"The Letter L."
"My Gun..."
@@BowserHatGamer ho is Obama?
@@BowserHatGamer why he did that? Strange...
“What is this”
“That’s a gun”
“How do you know what a gun looks like if you’re not the murderer”
“Uhh”
This is some inspired ass comedy. It's obviously the same type of comedy as his review videos. I say this kid's going places if he can put in the work required.
inb4 Emergency Meeting meme
*ScottTheWoz was not The Impostor*
Among us in a nut shell
certified phoenix wright moment
"What is this?"
"Gex?"
Gex guy is by far my favorite character
His name is Jeb Jab you fake fan
Calm down buster
didn't he eat a corn dog in that? I thought that was a seperate character.
@@mr.stuffdoer8483 ah, gatekeeping, fun stuff fun stuff
Okay so Gex guy is Jeb Jeb, confirmed
“If you can’t sue a person, why talk to them?”
Words to live by.
The joke per second ratio is actually insane. Actual comedy writers would have trouble competing, keep up the amazing work.
Still more realistic than the lawsuit in the Bee Movie.
Wait, you mean tell me you can't sue an entire species, or that you can't bring a bear to court? Bullshit!
@@masonshipton2344 trust me, I've tried to sue the bees in defamation, let's just say I had to pay $999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999.99, and since I couldn't pay the fee, I now have to work a full time job sucking off queen bee, a terrible fate for cash to get me out of debt.
Charlie Perrey How much does that even pay?
“By the stretch of my britches” lol
@@orbsorbs8465 one penny per day, one penny per day sucking the honey out of queen bee! Why did I sue the bees?
“What is this”
“Gex?”
Best quote ever
Sad gex hopes.
“You have no idea the trauma you go through after killing five people!”
That line sure aged well
So truth
What are you talking about?
"Objection, Your Honor, I'M *MAD.*"
"I've seen madder. Keep going."
HOW, SCOTT. *HOW.*
That one got me good
Bruh
I barely realized that steel wool was carpooling with them
How did I miss that the first time?
@@kyanpepperz53 It's a brief but busy shot in the middle of a video that hits with jokes nonstop, you can hardly blame someone for missing it
So subtle but funny as hell
I laughed my ass off when I first saw that 🤣🤣🤣
The joke per second ratio is insane
Scott’s a genius for being able to write that many jokes and have everyone hit
7:06 my favorite quote
This was like unironically one of the funniest Scott The Woz episodes dude, it's just a 10 minute skit with Scott's humor and I would LOVE more episodes like this one
Apparently his older stuff was skits
Nah, we need more NINTENDO
The internet and you
TBH I think the only reason he made this an episode of his show and not one of his originals is because he wanted to get episode 200 out by the end of the year
I think what really does it for me is the insane delivery of every line. Every line is delivered like it’s coming from an autistic alien who has only had a year to study human behaviour. It’s some quality stuff
6:40 "is it gex?" This is my favorite running joke in all of Scott the Woz
“YOUR HONOR, IM MAD!”
Now that’s how you win a case
"I've seen madder."
"now, I'm really mad" -ricegum
This guy just said “I study virgin law” to a real life woman
Spoiler
i can’t believe steel wool is dead guys he was my favorite character omg
@@BudderBoyz i was halfway through the episode and you just spoiled me 😂
im sorry
@@edwirichuuhdr8885 he said spoiler dude. your fault.
@@edwirichuuhdr8885 1 Don't read the comments before finishing
2 It said spoilers
“Your honor can I win now?”
“No”
“Okay”
Fucking killed me 😂
"How can one finger decide a man's destiny?"
Phoniex Wright: *But that's literally my job*
ah yes, phoniex
This is the most accurate depiction of a court case I have ever seen. And I should know, I have jury duty in 28 hours
Where?
During a pandemic?
Oh shoot, good luck with that.
Have fun
These guys didnt watch 2 minutes into the video. r/woosh
“A true lawyer never reveals their identity”
A few seconds earlier: Hey, uhh Scott Wozniak recreational lawyer
Scott's dialogue is incredible. Every single line is absolute nonsense and I love it.
"Your honor can I win now?"
"No."
"Okay"
Is this the first time there’s been a woman in the Scott wozniakverse
I think so lol
in his anime games episode there was a girl who's character was named dr. anna may
@@nikua_ Okay, but she was animated.
@@dasaiyantv8483 she had a female voice actor too
@nikua no that was a guy voicing her
“Objection your honor! I’m mad!”
God I love that line
I've seen madder, keep going.
I’ve seen madder. Keep going 😂
I’ve seen madden, keep going
I've seen Madden 09 keep going
@@k-boi420 horrible pfp
6:21 Idk if this was intentional or not but I love how Scott completely ignores basic gun safety and trigger discipline here lol
maybe it's a prop gun
Definitely intentional
This is actually some of the best comedy I've ever seen, fast paced and clever.
9:56
You can hear the "I was lying AS A JOKE!!" conversation going on in the background. However, this is not reused audio. This is it's own take.
Meaning the entire time they're talking, Scott and Eliza are going in circles with Scott getting more and more angry.
I was waiting for someone to point that out lol
I thought it was reused audio. Lmao.
REALLY?!?!
“I call Scott Wozniak to the stand”
“That’s me to you”
Technically the truth
Wozniak
The fact that they had to carpool with steel wool got me dead
8:20 he's pointing at Scott HES POINTING AT SCOTT
As a person who has never been to court for any reason I can assure you all this is 100% accurate
This is what ace attorney is like
This statement right here 👏
This feels like playing an Ace Attorney game on an acid trip and I love it
This is LITERALLY the ace attorney online experience
Thank you mr escape, I virtually kiss your forhead because of the ape
This is by far my favourite Scott the Woz episode - CRIMINALLY underrated, it's the only one apart from maybe You're not an RPG guy that I consistently come back to watch every few weeks.
These are some of the most mind-numbingly, brain dead videos I've ever watched and it's pure gold.
"Didn't he kill us?"
"Allegedly."
gex
@Cappy178 gxe
@Cappy178 gox
@Cappy178 gex
gex
Sitting alone on a Wednesday night*
In the distance: HEY ALL, SCOTT HERE
Ya it's 235 am
felt that a little to much 👩🦯👩🦯
Yeah same
I still love how everybody constantly shifts from competency to being an utter buffoon
6:39 SO THATS WHY HE CALLS A GUN GEX IN THE LAST EPISODE
Finally: a skit like the originals. This truly is a Wednesday to remember.
I surly is a sight to behold
*it
My dudes
I'm expecting a blooper reel.
You guys watch Scott The Woz too??
My suggested list is mixing in very strange ways today
Honestly, this whole thing *feels* like a blooper real
@Asael Serna who the hell doesn’t
Yes
5:37
I need this replay button cause holy shit it’s amazing
Liza Lotts, fitting to have ace attorney level names for the trial episode
In all seriousness, this was more engaging then the presidential debate.
Anything is more angaging than the presidential debate.
Yo gaston how many eggs do you need to be healthy
What Presidential Debate? All I saw was a comedy skit
I Reply To Everything ah yes, edgy political humor
of course this is an entreating youtube video, the presidential debate was a 1 and a half hour video of old men arguing.
This trial honestly has more due process than most countries
8:28-8:32 I was dying during this part because everything was cut so fast and I just love it
"He's alergic to the law"
10/10 lawyering
😂
He's *lawn't.*
This is an accurate representation of far too many cops these days...
"I heard that you're representing yourself and your gonna lose"
Scott: "I wasn't planning on it but I'm open to the idea"
Nice profile picture my guy
Ew anime
Yup we all watched the video
@@Icecastles4000 leave
@@toooydoeur no
I would luv to see an entire episode like this but the gang is in a car?
I’d be so damn funny 😆
scott the woz: the car special
This video is so well written and paced, it takes full advantage of the goofy acting that Scott and his friends are known for, and turns it into genuine comedy gold.
“I’m going to be your judge this evening-“ makes him sound like a waiter who’s going to ask me what punishments I want.
Worse part is that judge looks like me with less pimples
I would like uh...
@@ireplytoeverything3122 Number 16: Burger King's foot lettuce.
It’s 15
The kinky kind
This was freaking amazing, no need to be videogame related, just live action full on scott the woz skits, is fucking amazing
Besides the Gex mention, it wasn't at all. Really shows how talented Scott really is when he's willing to bring it together.
@@BinglesP what did he say?
@Masonia When they put up the drawing of a gun.
@@BinglesP You forgot the part where Scott says he stole copies of Madden 18.
@@BinglesP if you don't like people thinking you're stupid, don't scream at them for no reason
How did I only just realise that her name is ‘Liza Lotts’??? As in “Lies-a-Lots”!!!!! Scott Wozniack, you sir are a genius!!!
Its like she came straight out of an Ace Attorney game
“Your honnor can I win”
“No”
“Okay”
The acting skills of his friends really improved by a mile.
This is such a well acted, well written sketch.
honestly the fact that everyone besides scott is usually a little deadpan is pretty fun in itself lol
@@kappa2275 agreed it makes him seem even more manic
@@kappa2275 that's usually my favorite part! Almost like Scott is the only sane character
"I can't be in the same room as my killer"
*Sits in the car 28h Right beside him*
Wait no he didnt
TopsDaily Productions steel wool had to carpool with them
cars aren't rooms.
" the car 28h "
Did you have a stroke
that's not a room
Ngl, scott looks dapper as hell in a suit.
9:18 "A murderer with a heart of gold". Dang she's run out of excuses lol.
"I'm a busy guy."
-rearranges video game collection by year released instead of alphabetical order
I feel attacked right now. Also I just put mine in order by publisher. Let that sink in.
@@Keithington249 how do you decide which publisher gets the top honor of being technically first
@@hottsaucekid LJN top spot baby!
@@Keithington249 I order mine by what system they belong to followed by the order I purchased them. If that information has been forgotten or multiple games were purchased at once, I then organize by franchise (the order of the franchises is determined by personal preference), followed by if they are a main-line installment or a spin-off, followed by release date.
Man, Ace Attorney 7 is looking crazy
Honestly the prosecution even has a name pun so yeah, it’s AA 7.
Lotz is the defense. She did, however, accuse the witnesses, which is even more Ace Attorney.
gex
1:48 “I’m ready to throw candy at the audience”
How did we not see this coming?
“Do i know he killed us? yeah. do i think he killed us? no” - Jeb Jab
“Your honor can I win no-“
“No”
“Okay.”
“Objection! Your honor, IM MAD!!”
"I've seen madder, keep going"
I love the fact at 5:32 Wendy's employee just has his legs up
I like how when Terry, Jeb, and Rex are planning their threat, Scott and Liza are still going at it by saying the exact things said when Scott got called to the stand, but more aggressive.
"I can't be in the same room as our murderer"
*Carpools with the murderer*
Yeah checks out
That's a car, not a room! GOT YOU THERE
Well that's not a room, now, is it?
Well it’s a car not a room
comedy gold
Car=/=room
This is the first time we’ve seen Scott interact with a woman.
Technically we had Anime Games before this
@@passonthestar3689 lol that video never existed if it did I wouldn't be subbed to StW
@@brewHamm same
this is actually THE first time Scott has interacted with a woman
xTheNameisEthan A real woman
This is such a lore filled episode I love it
I love Wendy's Employee's little "woo!" when Rex is called to the stand
I like how everyone is just casually carpooling with their killer.
YourFairyKing Nah that lawyer was kinda sus. I think she was Steel Wool’s lover
What is this?
Jebb: Gex?
Everyone watching: HE SAID IT!!!!
Random influencer getting cancelled: *admits their wrongdoings* - The Internet: 10:29
10:27 works better
5:37 “Objection! Your honor, I’m MAD!”
Best part of the video