The Unintelligible Professor's Lecture | ASMR
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- čas přidán 6. 06. 2024
- A distinguished professor of high esteem and academic notoriety gives a lecture on a subject so taboo, esoteric, and powerful, that the majority of those who attend find themselves in an overwhelming state of total bliss and relaxation, experiencing the most intense ASMR they've ever felt, and even falling asleep within the first 10 minutes, thereby often missing the most important and crucial parts!
00:00:00 Introduction
00:02:20 Part 1
00:18:20 Part 2
00:48:25 Part 3
01:11:20 Closing Thoughts
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I'm so glad the professor could give us this lecture in the spoken form of doctor's handwriting
Nice that was good 😂
😂😂😂
Perfect🤣
Speaking in russian cursive
😂😂
Pov: your drunk friend tryna persuade you to hit on the 10
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
10 hours later you wake up to discover it was a 2😂😂😂
Waking up next morning to a positive...
You're sober and they keep pointing to the dog
@@experssion123this is weirdly specific
"Echulegamahbawahta, ga.... intesacula"
I've never looked at it that way, this truly is art at its finest
Timestamps pls
Finally! Someone who knows what they're talking about.
He knows what he means, but not how to say it 💀
Ah yes I understood 0.001 precent of this
@@LittIetimmy04_VRR
Har har har har har har har har har har
the writing of words is so weirdly impressive. You don't hesitate at all, it's a completely normal pace. It feels like you're writing a real language because of its pacing and cadence. That's a hard bit of acting to nail
It's because I believe he is speaking a language, albeit a fictional one from the Lovecraft novels. Forget the name, though.
Most of it is (admittedly quite sloppy) shorthand notations done in a random order, so it not actually acting its, just... scribbling.
@@user-yb7tx4gx2p right, but scribbling with the pacing of actual writing. It's more difficult than you think
That's not a real language?
R'lyehian, it's not a fleshed out fictional language like Tolkien's Elvish is, it's pretty much gibberish.@@term-827
When he said jnivfijnevnjidfnvdfiub I felt that
i think "hwusnn kwifbk" is the best part
It’s the words he didn’t say that made the biggest impact
Ashifabsttndamcu has been real quiet since that bar dropped
i think arhswsjdejaasa was so inspirational, i began crying.
Imagine 10,000 years in the future, some species finds this video and they claim it's the most groundbraking discovery.
If he did a lecture on "nothing," it would be the best ASMR for students.
We talking true nothings or false nothing or maybe negative nothing which need i remind my fellow student is NOT on fact the same as SOMETHING
He will teach to nothing
Well that's kinda tough
there is a video just like this by @MattasticASMR
WE PASSING WITH THIS ONE 🗣🗣🔥🔥
We NOT passing with this one ❌
What i hear when i'm in the back of the class:
Ong
You go to ASMR school?
He must have attended the same econ lectures I did cause that is exactly what the board ended up looking like.
This honestly sounds like a mixture of Romanian, Portuguese and Mongolian. Solid lecture, Professor!
I’ll be sure to save this video incase i go to [GENERIC FICTIONAL EASTERN EUROPEAN COUNTRY]
When someone wakes you up and starts trying to talk about something
Who knew eldritch molecular biology could be so simple and interesting?
😂😂😂
I’ve learned more from this video than I had all my years in high school.
This semester is gonna rock
would love to see his interpretation of Indiana Jones showcasing his most valuable treasures
hmm...
The Professor of Minecraft enchantment table language, there he is! I Love your unintelligible videos, I'm glad you brought it back!
Guess I arrived early to my appointment
He’s just buffering
Unironically one of the most dedicated and creative content creators on the platform in my opinion
Why did u add in my opinion at the end, ofc it's ur opinion ur the one saying it
@@user-qk8sv8gj8e waste of a message
@@user-qk8sv8gj8ealright bro jesus
@@user-qk8sv8gj8esome people on the internet can't tell and think the person made an objective statement
Right? The man is a film studio for asmr, crazy creative and good videos for years
Unintelligible has to be an official ERU language at this point
Thank you for the much needed sci-matgeogistory lesson professor
Sci-matgeoengistory actually 😂
I felt it when he said "S⍑ᔑ∷!¡リᒷᓭᓭ ℸ ̣ ∴𝙹 !¡ꖎ⚍ᓭ ᓭ⍑ᔑ∷!¡リᒷᓭᓭ ℸ ̣ ∴𝙹 ᒷᑑ⚍ᔑꖎᓭ ᓭ⍑ᔑ∷!¡リᒷᓭᓭ ℸ ̣ ⍑∷ᒷᒷ" which translates to "sharpness two plus sharpness two equals sharpness three"
Real
I literally put this on and fell asleep in 5 minutes, very authentic to real professors
So this is how doctors get their handwriting
great lecture! i’ve never seen such a clear explanation of why the m̶̨̡̟͎̮̖͇̏̂̏̄̐̄̂i̴̪͖̥̹̘̦͗̾͛̑̋̊͠ͅɈ̷̧̯͍̬͔̻̘̈́͆͒̔͒̂̚ợ̷̧̻̤̭͙̱̍̆̌͒͗̚ɔ̷̢̭͈̼̺͇̋̎͐̃̃͋͜͠ʜ̶̡̛̗͕̝͇̼͙̿̐̕̕͝͝ô̵͕̣͈̭̤̪̯̊͊̃̂̑͐ñ̸̼̲̲̱̪̮̌͋͐̅̿̎͜b̶̡̧͖̜̯̪͕̽̌̋́͗͛͛ɿ̶̡̙̥͍̳̹̃̊͐̍͗̕͝ͅi̴̢̢̻̲̲͉͚̿̿̋͂̓̂͊ɒ̷̩̗̩̝̜̼̗̊̃͌̈́̀̚̕ ̵̢̻̠͙̺̰̪̉̔͌͂̓̽̾ì̴̢̮̟̦͔̩͎̀̀̂͋͊̔ƨ̶̧̧͕̦͓͖̻̊̆͋̀̑̉̈́ ̴̨̫̰̬͍̞͖͒͂̈́͆̒͘͠Ɉ̷̨̯̯͇̳͚͙̌̈́̇́́́̚ʜ̵̻͓̺͉͖͇̥͒̄̋͐́̕͝ɘ̵̘͙̹̮̜̬̲̾͋̍̒̉̆͘ ̵̧͎̦͖͍͙̪̏̈́̒̆͛̓̈́q̶̖̖̪̪͈̘̣͛̓͛́͑̚͘ơ̸̻̘̦̮̝̭̬̾̀̿̾́̓w̴̝͇͕̰̝̠͗̎̔͑̌͜͠͠ɘ̵̨͓̪͖̠̟̎͌̈́̂̏̕͠ͅɿ̷̨̝̗̩̤̬͋́̈́̆̎̕͠ͅʜ̷̧̤̩̥̝̲͎̂̍̂͂̍͘͠o̷̭̣̹̣̺͕͎̽͐͌̏͋̀͝υ̸͕̰̱̪͓̭̱̐͌́́̇̂̌ƨ̷̰̱̙̯̱̟̘̀̎̓̌̊͊͠ɘ̷̛̤͎̖̻̯̻̦͋͂̈́͒͋̅ ̴̨͇͈̳͈̟̠͂̌̓̑̑͝͝ȍ̷͎̩͉̣̻̠̰̾̏́̏͝͝ʇ̸͚̯͍̮̮͍͈̐̄̍̂̀̌̀ ̵̬̟̗̤̹̣̳̑͋̍̉̀́̋Ɉ̸̠̘̗͎̤͍̰͋̋̇̈̈́̆͋ʜ̷̡̧̼̲͎̪̟̿̓͗̍̃̄̈ɘ̷̧̧̘̩̘̟͙̒̒̈́̎͛͠ ̵̡̖̲̘͇͙͇̉̓̈́̒̀͆͋ɔ̷̨̛̖̦̠̟̞͓̃͆̇̿͛͝ɘ̶̜̝̳̻̭͙̻̏͋̐̌̿̎̂l̶̨̨̰̺͕͇͎̽̒̈́̅́̽̚ḻ̴̡̣̠̞͕͐̈́̍́̈͆̅͜
HE COMES
The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.
Thank you for the Romulan physics lesson!
I had this class in college, around 8am on Monday
What it felt like going to class after a 3 day bender at a rave in my early twenties
This is how my brain hears stuff at 8am Lol. Felt that
Same.
After this lecture , I’m gonna nail the Necronomicon test , thank you professor!
This is how any physics lecture feels to me
For me its history, but I understand physics, evolution, astrophysics and molecular biology easy somehow.
This is the kind of video I'll watch 300 times and never get bored of it
I have been meaning to schedule an appointment with corvus about my eyes. I have moments where my perception of reality seemingly shifts and/or fades out for a few seconds and then seems to shift and/or fade back in moments later, and it only happens in the sanitarium.
Its so painful to see your views dropping, Uncle E. But we will always love your videos. Dont leave. You are still the greatest asmrtist out there.❤
Their loss, not mine/ours!
It’s funny, the writing almost kinda looks like Japanese but also kinda looks like Enchantment Table
I like the moment when he said "👁🗨🖖🤸♂🪶🌘🀄📼☣🔻"
When he brought up gdndofbhslosjd I was impressed by the attention to detail.
Best scores on rate my professor, top quality lecture.
This was a very informative lecture, thank you professor!
I think Uncle E should create his own alphabet and language and make a lesson in the videos to teach us. It would make sense with the creativity/craziness that is always present in the videos
Been enjoying your videos for a few years now always excellent ❤. Your walks in the woods made me curious if you've ever tried metal detecting. Your neck of the woods has some history. Stay awesome man !
what a coincidence: i've tried it once before i started this channel and about a week ago was thinking about it again. could make for an interesting video.. we'll see ! ;)
Searched for Asmr and found your old Minecraft videos that I remember my brother watching when I was about 7/8 years old… Im so happy that you kept posting and didnt give up, youve come across a long road and you are never stopping❤
Awesome to see another Unintelligible video. It's been a while since the last one. Another art of quiet vid would be amazing
I seriously adore it when you speak this language. Idk if it's just because of the phonetics of it or if it's the way you specifically speak, but it's incredibly relaxing, gives me tingles quite often, and always helps me fall asleep. Every video that you've done where you're speaking it throughout is always instantly saved to the favorites. Thanks for everything you do Rift! Love ya uncle E. 🥰
truly an artist. i’ve enjoyed watching you perfect your craft over the years
I was rewatching an Unintelligible series yesterday and got subscribed again. Can u imagine me scrolling my feed and seeing this❤️🔥❤️🔥
So perfect for finals week, thank you kind sir :’)
The chapters are really helpful so I know exactly where I am and can easily keep up with the lecture 🙏
Your binaural inaudible videos are heaven on earth bless your soul for everything that you do!
i have a soul?? omg!
@@EphemeralRift well I guess that you have one. But how can we know this for sure?
when your dyslexia is so bad your transforming them into english words
i really understood when he said basabvalirdigthh
This is just like the stuff i remember from my physics lectures, truly useful information!
XD Man thats funny
The way he puts it makes it so much simpler! I can't believe I struggled in this subject so badly before!
NOT unintelligible enough, i understood every word.
My apologies.
Wow. I really understood this more than I needed to when I was half asleep.
Explaining quantum physics with docotrs handwriting is incredible. Good job Professor!
Uncle E, I paused this video numerous times, yet I still hear tongues in the room. Is this some sort of elaborate prank you've set up?
Like a surrealist movie. This guy should be a movie director!
Thank you for this excellent contribution to the unintelligible repertoire
Thank you, for your positive impact.
The recommended textbook for this lecture is the Voynich manuscript; pages 50-172.
Never fails to make a good and creative video and amazing asmr!
The sound of you moving around in the lab coat isss peeerfeeect. Love how well balanced ur audio is
i try my best!
Just What I Needed....great song, great ASMR vid!
Unintelligible is my favorite. Speaking in tongues as well.
Just hearing ominous whispers that unsettle my soul puts me into a deep sleep.
Вы помогайте при депрессии, тревоге и бессонницы . Спасибо вам 😊😊😊
I can honestly say I learnt as much here as I did the whole time I was in school
The unintelligible professors lecture is okay, but for me, it is the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich.
21 seconds? You got it in 21 seconds! Props to you man
HOW ARE YOU HERE SO FAST
It's amazing what the wonders of past/future/modern science can give us. Thank you, strange man!
When the foreign language teacher teaches only in the foreign language
This sums up how I experienced lectures after 15 years straight of school. I was so burnt out by the time I got to college that half the stuff I attended was just in one ear and out the other
This is stunningly soothing.
when will the test be?
This Sims language course was very intructive, thank you professor
Man I wish I had Uncle E as my professor. Would be so awesome
Hi you should make a video teaching people how to speak the language you speak in this vid and other vids
True. 😸👍
Excellent content as always ephemeral rift 👌
I'm actually studying guhkshcnbjs in my classes. thank uncle E, this is gonna help.
right in time for my exam. i didn’t really understand the subject from how my teacher explained it, but now i get it
Finally something interesting to learn about
This is just genuinely what I hear starting at about ten minutes into my night classes at grad school.
I am very happy that everything here was unintelligible. Even the tone didn't hint to any emotion.
I can appreciate how the good professor can take something so intricate and complex and make it so that a simpleton like myself can understand.
The hand reach at 25:34. So many tingles
It's so good to see your face again. I just got out of jail after a couple of months and I was badly missing asmr among everything else we take for granted constantly. Getting in trouble is not worth it ever.
What is jail like? Did you have a lot of anxiety and fear?
@@CRClem yes
It sounds so real. I hope you don’t accidentally summon a Cyberdemon.
Too late!
He is the cyberdemon! 😂
Im truly grateful for this, i was having a lot of issues with ahdkgopeohwgh4oir, but the fjoosytdhfjrow part really cleared things up
It’s all so clear
He's speaking in 'Minecraft Enchantment Table' and I'm all up for it
Bro fr spoke enchanting table
I've read research papers that were purportedly written in English with diagrams that made nearly this much sense
This is like that one episode of Regular show where Mordicai and Rigbi Drink Rig-juice, and become so smart that other people sound stupid to them, but in this situation im to dumb to understand ER's genius
Paul, I will definitely be partaking in the "...even falling asleep within the first 10 minutes" when I listen to this tonight. Wouldn't dare listen to it while at work! Oh, no! Thank you for your continued imaginative videos, though I rarely 'watch' them - however, listen to ALL of them. 🤘🤘
This is perfect for finals week
It seems the professor is tapping into his long forgotten memories of the layers in the Abyss in the Second Catalogue Section. A researcher of such caliber is always welcome to become a follower of Dawn.
Oh man I love this Sims University Class Lecture
ER explaining how to enchant in Minecraft
This reminds me of 4 hours ago when i was at class. But this time i can sleep.
real (i actually slept on class as well but
Is this gonna be in the final exam?
im pulling an all-nighter to read a book thats due tomorrow and i have to say, this weirdly helps me concentrate on what im reading!
"Any language is unintelligible if you try hard enough" - Some random high school student