I have an answer - that's the circle of life. Everything eats and is eaten by something eventually. Farming is diffrent only in that we control our food. It doesn't remove us from the food chain and the circle of life, it just makes it really easy to defend against predators. Often to the point we forget we do in fact have natural predators, it's just we figured out how to beat a lot of them.
“Sometimes I’ll start a sentence, and I don’t even know where it going, I just hope I find it along the way.” That was not him and the “I NEED ANSWERS” part got me dying.
*WRONG* PLANTS AREN’T FARMING US Because if you think about it when someone dies what to we do We put burn their bodies guess what we usually keep the ashes too so plants won’t get that shit and it actually is bad for the environment Even if you don’t burn the body guess what you also put the body in a casket plants can reach that shit even if you put the bodies in cheap casket so they can become nutrients for the plants guess what mother fuckers WE FUCKING EMBALMED THE BODIES which is really dumb freezing the bodied does the same effects embalmers and morgues are honestly just doing convoluted shit to get your money there no way a funeral should cost that much and the bodies of your love ones are honestly just being toyed with when they’re embalmed not only that we also have things such as plastination for science museums plants can eat that it’s plastic the thing plants can eat are the mummified bodies which I bet not one of your loved ones got that and maybe the new “water cremation process” oh and there’s also freeze drying bodies and there was sending dead people ashes to the moon and outer space and into orbit and also into the atmosphere and back to earth so yeah plants can’t get that shit so in conclusion plants are not farming us dumbass and when you -kill- have a dead or dying person or anyone tell them they should get a regular non embalmed no coffin burial and also I’ve watched every other video on this guys and other people channel and most of them that are like these videos are easily debunked
"Sometimes, I'll start a sentence, and I dont even know how its going, I just hope I find it along the way" couldn't describe me writing an essay in a better way
Wait, as a student, what *kinds* of questions do teachers think about? This is purely out of curiosity I promise you. (Students are meant to ask questions after all and I think questions vary on the subject at hand)
*WRONG* PLANTS AREN’T FARMING US Because if you think about it when someone dies what to we do We put burn their bodies guess what we usually keep the ashes too so plants won’t get that shit and it actually is bad for the environment Even if you don’t burn the body guess what you also put the body in a casket plants can reach that shit even if you put the bodies in cheap casket so they can become nutrients for the plants guess what mother fuckers WE FUCKING EMBALMED THE BODIES which is really dumb freezing the bodied does the same effects embalmers and morgues are honestly just doing convoluted shit to get your money there no way a funeral should cost that much and the bodies of your love ones are honestly just being toyed with when they’re embalmed not only that we also have things such as plastination for science museums plants can eat that it’s plastic the thing plants can eat are the mummified bodies which I bet not one of your loved ones got that and maybe the new “water cremation process” oh and there’s also freeze drying bodies and there was sending dead people ashes to the moon and outer space and into orbit and also into the atmosphere and back to earth so yeah plants can’t get that shit so in conclusion plants are not farming us dumbass and when you -kill- have a dead or dying person or anyone tell them they should get a regular non embalmed no coffin burial but also correct that teacher wouldn’t want to die if he knew what people does to bodies when they die
Honestly, I kind of want to live forever because let’s be honest as far as I can see you have two choices, live forever or give a pretty big risk that it’s just black just nothing after you die I don’t wanna know what it’s like to be dead, I’d rather keep with humanity and see our progress maybe fighting a couple more wars Hell, I’m still waiting for valve to release Half-life three i’m kind of invested here man also let’s be honest, being immortal is kind of dope if you also get the power of essentially extending your brain storage past, it should reasonably have so you can remember everything because I don’t remember offhand, but your brain has like only a few gigabytes of memory if we transfer it to computer terms so like that’s the one downside also, there is so much you would be able to get away with depending on what you do. If you play your cards right you will either be a celebrity and world wonder the immortal man or you can start playing the biggest game of hide and seek until humanity actually starts getting shit in order like cracking down police state style or you know play the biggest game of where’s Waldo In the world except your Waldo! Plus, imagine how much you could get done like hear me out here you could literally learn every fucking language as long as this isn’t the type of immortality where you still age physically but just don’t die because then you’re kind of fucked if it’s the type of immortality where it’s a snapshot of who you are right now Forever depending on your age you are either super fucked or time of your life a good time for this to happen is your 20s by the way just saying
*WRONG* PLANTS AREN’T FARMING US Because if you think about it when someone dies what to we do We put burn their bodies guess what we usually keep the ashes too so plants won’t get that shit and it actually is bad for the environment Even if you don’t burn the body guess what you also put the body in a casket plants can reach that shit even if you put the bodies in cheap casket so they can become nutrients for the plants guess what mother fuckers WE FUCKING EMBALMED THE BODIES which is really dumb freezing the bodied does the same effects embalmers and morgues are honestly just doing convoluted shit to get your money there no way a funeral should cost that much and the bodies of your love ones are honestly just being toyed with when they’re embalmed not only that we also have things such as plastination for science museums plants can eat that it’s plastic the thing plants can eat are the mummified bodies which I bet not one of your loved ones got that and maybe the new “water cremation process” oh and there’s also freeze drying bodies and there was sending dead people ashes to the moon and outer space and into orbit and also into the atmosphere and back to earth so yeah plants can’t get that shit so in conclusion plants are not farming us dumbass and when you -kill- have a dead or dying person or anyone tell them they should get a regular non embalmed no coffin burial ~slut~
And here’s the answer PLANTS AREN’T FARMING US Because if you think about it when someone dies what to we do We put burn their bodies guess what we usually keep the ashes too so plants won’t get that shit and it actually is bad for the environment Even if you don’t burn the body guess what you also put the body in a casket plants can reach that shit even if you put the bodies in cheap casket so they can become nutrients for the plants guess what mother fuckers WE FUCKING EMBALMED THE BODIES which is really dumb freezing the bodied does the same effects embalmers and morgues are honestly just doing convoluted shit to get your money there no way a funeral should cost that much and the bodies of your love ones are honestly just being toyed with when they’re embalmed not only that we also have things such as plastination for science museums plants can eat that it’s plastic the thing plants can eat are the mummified bodies which I bet not one of your loved ones got that and maybe the new “water cremation process” oh and there’s also freeze drying bodies and there was sending dead people ashes to the moon and outer space and into orbit and also into the atmosphere and back to earth so yeah plants can’t get that shit so in conclusion plants are not farming us dumbass and when you -kill- have a dead or dying person or anyone tell them they should get a regular non embalmed no coffin burial ~slut~
Well we can see it like this ,that if they don't give us any oxygen we will eventually die due to suffocation and decompose. Eventually making their work easy, Idk man that's what i am thinking.
*WRONG* PLANTS AREN’T FARMING US Because if you think about it when someone dies what to we do We put burn their bodies guess what we usually keep the ashes too so plants won’t get that shit and it actually is bad for the environment Even if you don’t burn the body guess what you also put the body in a casket plants can reach that shit even if you put the bodies in cheap casket so they can become nutrients for the plants guess what mother fuckers WE FUCKING EMBALMED THE BODIES which is really dumb freezing the bodied does the same effects embalmers and morgues are honestly just doing convoluted shit to get your money there no way a funeral should cost that much and the bodies of your love ones are honestly just being toyed with when they’re embalmed not only that we also have things such as plastination for science museums plants can eat that it’s plastic the thing plants can eat are the mummified bodies which I bet not one of your loved ones got that and maybe the new “water cremation process” oh and there’s also freeze drying bodies and there was sending dead people ashes to the moon and outer space and into orbit and also into the atmosphere and back to earth so yeah plants can’t get that shit so in conclusion plants are not farming us dumbass and when you -kill- have a dead or dying person or anyone tell them they should get a regular non embalmed no coffin burial ~slut~
@Braelynwrestles11so if it ain’t rare for your school than we go to the same school cause it’s a regular Monday through Friday for me. Even during breaks
*WRONG* PLANTS AREN’T FARMING US Because if you think about it when someone dies what to we do We put burn their bodies guess what we usually keep the ashes too so plants won’t get that shit and it actually is bad for the environment Even if you don’t burn the body guess what you also put the body in a casket plants can reach that shit even if you put the bodies in cheap casket so they can become nutrients for the plants guess what mother fuckers WE FUCKING EMBALMED THE BODIES which is really dumb freezing the bodied does the same effects embalmers and morgues are honestly just doing convoluted shit to get your money there no way a funeral should cost that much and the bodies of your love ones are honestly just being toyed with when they’re embalmed not only that we also have things such as plastination for science museums plants can eat that it’s plastic the thing plants can eat are the mummified bodies which I bet not one of your loved ones got that and maybe the new “water cremation process” oh and there’s also freeze drying bodies and there was sending dead people ashes to the moon and outer space and into orbit and also into the atmosphere and back to earth so yeah plants can’t get that shit so in conclusion plants are not farming us dumbass and when you -kill- have a dead or dying person or anyone tell them they should get a regular non embalmed no coffin burial ~slut~
*WRONG* PLANTS AREN’T FARMING US Because if you think about it when someone dies what to we do We put burn their bodies guess what we usually keep the ashes too so plants won’t get that shit and it actually is bad for the environment Even if you don’t burn the body guess what you also put the body in a casket plants can reach that shit even if you put the bodies in cheap casket so they can become nutrients for the plants guess what mother fuckers WE FUCKING EMBALMED THE BODIES which is really dumb freezing the bodied does the same effects embalmers and morgues are honestly just doing convoluted shit to get your money there no way a funeral should cost that much and the bodies of your love ones are honestly just being toyed with when they’re embalmed not only that we also have things such as plastination for science museums plants can eat that it’s plastic the thing plants can eat are the mummified bodies which I bet not one of your loved ones got that and maybe the new “water cremation process” oh and there’s also freeze drying bodies and there was sending dead people ashes to the moon and outer space and into orbit and also into the atmosphere and back to earth so yeah plants can’t get that shit so in conclusion plants are not farming us dumbass and when you -kill- have a dead or dying person or anyone tell them they should get a regular non embalmed no coffin burial ~slut~
"Good Morning Class I'll Be Your Substitute Teacher For The Next 4 Years"💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 Edit 1: Thank You For 1 Like Which Was Me. Edit 2: Wow So Many Likes lol
*WRONG* PLANTS AREN’T FARMING US Because if you think about it when someone dies what to we do We put burn their bodies guess what we usually keep the ashes too so plants won’t get that shit and it actually is bad for the environment Even if you don’t burn the body guess what you also put the body in a casket plants can reach that shit even if you put the bodies in cheap casket so they can become nutrients for the plants guess what mother fuckers WE FUCKING EMBALMED THE BODIES which is really dumb freezing the bodied does the same effects embalmers and morgues are honestly just doing convoluted shit to get your money there no way a funeral should cost that much and the bodies of your love ones are honestly just being toyed with when they’re embalmed not only that we also have things such as plastination for science museums plants can eat that it’s plastic the thing plants can eat are the mummified bodies which I bet not one of your loved ones got that and maybe the new “water cremation process” oh and there’s also freeze drying bodies and there was sending dead people ashes to the moon and outer space and into orbit and also into the atmosphere and back to earth so yeah plants can’t get that shit so in conclusion plants are not farming us dumbass and when you -kill- have a dead or dying person or anyone tell them they should get a regular non embalmed no coffin burial ~slut~
Students: Asks a question
Teacher: Gets existential crisis
Now he's going on a journey to find it! * Plays Eyewitness theme *
Yup@@djamtz
OH NO
@MrDJ2007uh
xD
"I don't need sleep, I need answers"
~Mr Johnson 2023
True😂
Fr😂😂
💀i'm flooded with facts
Also, Sheldon Cooper, 2010
The hydrangeas in my yard have a sinister plan
"Ill be your substitute for the next 4 years. " HOW MANY TIMES ARE THEY GETTING HELD BACK🤧??
High school or college probably
with that workload? a lot longer than 4 years
Until he dismiss them
rest of their lives.
that one line got
"I don't need sleep!
I need answers!"
-Sheldon
That was Sheldon's voice as well I think unless it was a really good impression
underrated comment
sure, that was Sheldon
@@EmmaZ-mm4ux sure
Yay someone noticed! 😀
“ I don’t need sleep, I need answers”😂
AMSWERSSSSSS
Sheldon Cooper in his prime
😂😂😂😂
I have an answer - that's the circle of life. Everything eats and is eaten by something eventually.
Farming is diffrent only in that we control our food. It doesn't remove us from the food chain and the circle of life, it just makes it really easy to defend against predators. Often to the point we forget we do in fact have natural predators, it's just we figured out how to beat a lot of them.
@@Mr.Sparks.173 U GREAT PERSON I got a question tho is their any way u can type it to where my small brain can understand it
This is probably the only teacher I feel bad for
@MrDJ2007 OH GOD WHY
Repent of your sins
@MrDJ2007 Is there any way to speed it up?
@MrDJ2007 Everyone, actually tho. Do not.
@MrDJ2007KEEP YOUR FORKED TOUNGE BEHIND YOUR MOUTH
“That didn’t go the way you thought it would”
“Nope”
😂😂😂😂
Even if you burn the body, the smoke goes up and becomes one with clouds and comes back as rain. Now I can't stop!
And then the plants eat the rain..
the teacher was questioning his reason for existence and life choices right there😂
All your choices have led to this moment: to be plant food
420 likes and 1 comment. Lemme fix that
Literally😂😂😂❤
Ha
And from that day on, the teacher was never heard from again
The "i need answers" while wearing a cut shirt got me off guard
Ikr
bro whent into a midlife cricis cuz of that centence
Ain't that what happened to Barry when he came out of the speed force after he was destroyed trying to get his speed back?
Bro turned into Sheldon Cooper 💀💀💀
Me too
Bro was questioning his existence
😂
“Sometimes I’ll start a sentence, and I don’t even know where it going, I just hope I find it along the way.” That was not him and the “I NEED ANSWERS” part got me dying.
That's Micheal from The Office
I love how he confidently says “I’ll be your substitute for the next four years”
Teacher is going to college to study horticultural biology
I thought “damn, I’m going to redo this class three years in a row?”
They're gonna forget hes a substitute
😂
Students: "Awesome, we can do whatever we want for the next four years."
Bro actually did enlighten him
With basic cycle of matter
@@JaxomPL goes to show the size of the teacher's mind
And that backfired
*speaks unspeakable truths in R'lyehian
@@JaxomPLnot because of that, it's because we aren't just farming them they also farm us.
"I dont need sleep. I need answers"
-Sheldon Lee Cooper
That substitute was the next level of brave. Especially since the last teacher got ptsd
“I’ll be your substitute for the next four years” that got me💀
Edit: how does this have 2.4k like tysm
Probably 40 years
That teacher is never returning😂😂😂
Or until he is given an existential crisis by the same student
Guess you can say he won't return 4 life
Hardly a substitute at that point
The rare instance of a student who drove his teacher insane!
Rare? How cute you are.
I love the edit of him using micheal myers theme 😅
I’ve done it twice!
As the child of two teachers, it’s not as rare as you think…
@studiouskid1528and they always fail.
Cause students are that hard to shut up
It's always the Michael Myers song that got me surprised. Cause i literally thought he's in the house with me just stalking through my closet 😂
We be making the teacher think about life with this one
'I don't need sleep, I need answers' - Sheldon Cooper Himself
Yes
Damn i didn't notice
FINALLY!! SOMEONE NOTICED!!!
Fr somebody finally noticed
hello krzysztofer
All he has to do is tell the substitute what he told the teacher.
And the cycle continues lol
Not really.
@@uhhxd42069 If the teacher can go crazy, the forever substitute can to.
@@OhioPizzaGuy I don't think that Substitute cares, lol.
@@uhhxd42069 It’s a comedy sketch skit, anything can happen.
“I don’t need sleep, I need answers”
~Mr Johnson 2023
Bro is so brain dead he copied the comment for likes
Bro left the teacher speechless😅😅😅
Student: Doesn’t think twice about a thought
Teacher: Thinks about it for the rest of his life 💀
Me: …
Ryan the king of comedy
Fr
But that’s Jerry Seinfeld
@@SevenRealms-lx9hcJERRY SEINFELD!
457th like
Bro needs an Oscar 🤓💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
The student strait up made the teacher question everything he knows
Bro I swear my family does this thing to me everyday, I practically know the secrets of the universe by now
And from that day on, that student was the teacher’s biggest nightmare
*WRONG* PLANTS AREN’T FARMING US
Because if you think about it when someone dies what to we do
We put burn their bodies guess what we usually keep the ashes too so plants won’t get that shit and it actually is bad for the environment
Even if you don’t burn the body guess what you also put the body in a casket plants can reach that shit even if you put the bodies in cheap casket so they can become nutrients for the plants guess what mother fuckers WE FUCKING EMBALMED THE BODIES which is really dumb freezing the bodied does the same effects embalmers and morgues are honestly just doing convoluted shit to get your money there no way a funeral should cost that much and the bodies of your love ones are honestly just being toyed with when they’re embalmed not only that we also have things such as plastination for science museums plants can eat that it’s plastic the thing plants can eat are the mummified bodies which I bet not one of your loved ones got that and maybe the new “water cremation process” oh and there’s also freeze drying bodies and there was sending dead people ashes to the moon and outer space and into orbit and also into the atmosphere and back to earth so yeah plants can’t get that shit so in conclusion plants are not farming us dumbass and when you -kill- have a dead or dying person or anyone tell them they should get a regular non embalmed no coffin burial and also I’ve watched every other video on this guys and other people channel and most of them that are like these videos are easily debunked
“Enlighten me”
He.. Was in fact enlightened 😅
Nah man, after hearing that he knew he f'ed up fr lol
The teacher doesn't always have a comeback.😂😅
Bro you are exploding the hole world with this quastions!😂
"Sometimes, I'll start a sentence, and I dont even know how its going, I just hope I find it along the way" couldn't describe me writing an essay in a better way
😂😂
Me and my brain when I don't need to.
Every other time it has failed me.
POV: me half the time
This is every story I've ever written, especially the ones in school
Unfortunately I don't always find it and then weird statements just hang in the air like a fart.
"one last short before i go to bed."
The last short💀
Wrong video bud
@@JustAdude162🙃
Lol 😂😂😂 kind true about plant lol
Photosynthesis. Truly horrifying.
Bro the chaste hair
Teacher was already ready to clap back before his brain torn in two 😂
The right hand was on his cheek the whole time signifying all the confusion😂😂😂😂😅
As a teacher, I confirm that we face ridiculous questions everyday from students 💀
Wait, as a student, what *kinds* of questions do teachers think about? This is purely out of curiosity I promise you. (Students are meant to ask questions after all and I think questions vary on the subject at hand)
Yeah 👍 as a scientific teacher I also have to think so many questions for my students 😂
@@supergirlfromheaven8421blud's @ Is "Supergirlfromheaven" I just found it funny lol
Is it bad that kids are asking questions outside of what the school teaches?
@@supergirlfromheaven8421I can imagine your a great teacher by your username.
The quotes Sheldon's, "... I need answers", that was actually Sheldon's voice! 😂
i love that quote
Aaa I love that quote too!!!!!
Yes I was about to comment this!
The Tall Adult Sheldon?
Yeah 😂@@Shadow82311
That sneaky Michael Scott in the middle was genius. 🤣🤣
Student broke the teacher real quick from 0 to 100
That teacher doesn't want to die ... Ever
*WRONG* PLANTS AREN’T FARMING US
Because if you think about it when someone dies what to we do
We put burn their bodies guess what we usually keep the ashes too so plants won’t get that shit and it actually is bad for the environment
Even if you don’t burn the body guess what you also put the body in a casket plants can reach that shit even if you put the bodies in cheap casket so they can become nutrients for the plants guess what mother fuckers WE FUCKING EMBALMED THE BODIES which is really dumb freezing the bodied does the same effects embalmers and morgues are honestly just doing convoluted shit to get your money there no way a funeral should cost that much and the bodies of your love ones are honestly just being toyed with when they’re embalmed not only that we also have things such as plastination for science museums plants can eat that it’s plastic the thing plants can eat are the mummified bodies which I bet not one of your loved ones got that and maybe the new “water cremation process” oh and there’s also freeze drying bodies and there was sending dead people ashes to the moon and outer space and into orbit and also into the atmosphere and back to earth so yeah plants can’t get that shit so in conclusion plants are not farming us dumbass and when you -kill- have a dead or dying person or anyone tell them they should get a regular non embalmed no coffin burial but also correct that teacher wouldn’t want to die if he knew what people does to bodies when they die
Who tf doesn’t
@@crafterrium8724I don't, I actually don't understand the guys who want to live 100+ years, that's just weird
Honestly, I kind of want to live forever because let’s be honest as far as I can see you have two choices, live forever or give a pretty big risk that it’s just black just nothing after you die I don’t wanna know what it’s like to be dead, I’d rather keep with humanity and see our progress maybe fighting a couple more wars Hell, I’m still waiting for valve to release Half-life three i’m kind of invested here man also let’s be honest, being immortal is kind of dope if you also get the power of essentially extending your brain storage past, it should reasonably have so you can remember everything because I don’t remember offhand, but your brain has like only a few gigabytes of memory if we transfer it to computer terms so like that’s the one downside also, there is so much you would be able to get away with depending on what you do. If you play your cards right you will either be a celebrity and world wonder the immortal man or you can start playing the biggest game of hide and seek until humanity actually starts getting shit in order like cracking down police state style or you know play the biggest game of where’s Waldo In the world except your Waldo! Plus, imagine how much you could get done like hear me out here you could literally learn every fucking language as long as this isn’t the type of immortality where you still age physically but just don’t die because then you’re kind of fucked if it’s the type of immortality where it’s a snapshot of who you are right now Forever depending on your age you are either super fucked or time of your life a good time for this to happen is your 20s by the way just saying
Anyways, sorry for the essay
When a student asks a question:
Teachers brain spontaneously combusts
As a English Teacher working in secondary school for four years and counting, I can confirm this.😂
As Shakespeare once said, "A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool"
PERIL WOULD SET THE KITCHEN ON FIRE 😂😂😂
"Dude what have you done to our teacher?" "Sometime i'll start a sentence"😂😂
Enlighten me is crazy when u understand photosynthesis
So funny 😂😂😂😂
Damn. He blew his mind so hard, he's start researching for it after quitting his job.
"Enlighten me"
*-Famous last words*
Bro was having a mental breakdown 😂😂
Love how nobody is questioning the sudden shirtless Ryan
He buff
Yep
It very noice
He's so haaaawt 🥵🤤
Wtf is wr you know what never mind@@Ragunath21
“Teacher realizes that pine trees are technically apex predators” 💀💀
Damn that’s a lot of likes 🗿
*WRONG* PLANTS AREN’T FARMING US
Because if you think about it when someone dies what to we do
We put burn their bodies guess what we usually keep the ashes too so plants won’t get that shit and it actually is bad for the environment
Even if you don’t burn the body guess what you also put the body in a casket plants can reach that shit even if you put the bodies in cheap casket so they can become nutrients for the plants guess what mother fuckers WE FUCKING EMBALMED THE BODIES which is really dumb freezing the bodied does the same effects embalmers and morgues are honestly just doing convoluted shit to get your money there no way a funeral should cost that much and the bodies of your love ones are honestly just being toyed with when they’re embalmed not only that we also have things such as plastination for science museums plants can eat that it’s plastic the thing plants can eat are the mummified bodies which I bet not one of your loved ones got that and maybe the new “water cremation process” oh and there’s also freeze drying bodies and there was sending dead people ashes to the moon and outer space and into orbit and also into the atmosphere and back to earth so yeah plants can’t get that shit so in conclusion plants are not farming us dumbass and when you -kill- have a dead or dying person or anyone tell them they should get a regular non embalmed no coffin burial ~slut~
erm actually they arent since animals still will eat the leaves of a pine tree
actually no they are still eaten by other animals[herbivores]
@@stellakaze3622 they consume their organic matter after they are dead
@ninjaduck2009 the same way certain fish will attach to a shark?
Teacher: I don’t need help I need answers
Me: searching on google
MY RINGTONE IS THE HALLOWEEN THEME AND IT SCARED THE CRAP OUT OF ME 😭
Plants are so humble they sacrifice themselves to feed us so the others can feed out of us
Me with a lighter: 😄🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🌲🦜😁😁😁😄😄😄😁😁😁😁🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🌲🌲🦜🦜🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
so one sacrifice it's self to feed the rest
the plants are smarter then us
Props to Ryan for booking a flight just for this video 😂
This guy always make me laugh😂
I think that he is a passionate teacher who focuses on every little word from his students and strives to respond to them.
And here’s the answer PLANTS AREN’T FARMING US
Because if you think about it when someone dies what to we do
We put burn their bodies guess what we usually keep the ashes too so plants won’t get that shit and it actually is bad for the environment
Even if you don’t burn the body guess what you also put the body in a casket plants can reach that shit even if you put the bodies in cheap casket so they can become nutrients for the plants guess what mother fuckers WE FUCKING EMBALMED THE BODIES which is really dumb freezing the bodied does the same effects embalmers and morgues are honestly just doing convoluted shit to get your money there no way a funeral should cost that much and the bodies of your love ones are honestly just being toyed with when they’re embalmed not only that we also have things such as plastination for science museums plants can eat that it’s plastic the thing plants can eat are the mummified bodies which I bet not one of your loved ones got that and maybe the new “water cremation process” oh and there’s also freeze drying bodies and there was sending dead people ashes to the moon and outer space and into orbit and also into the atmosphere and back to earth so yeah plants can’t get that shit so in conclusion plants are not farming us dumbass and when you -kill- have a dead or dying person or anyone tell them they should get a regular non embalmed no coffin burial ~slut~
TIME TO TELL THAT TO MY SCIENCE TEACHER 😆😆😆
Good luck and tell me if it works❤
It shouldn’t because it’s nonsense
hopefully it works 😊
@@DarkLobster69 but its smart joke and funny one
Tell me how they reacted
When the teacher said the two words “Enlighten me”, the mistake had already been created.
It's almost like a balanced system that evolved through the need of having both CO2 and O2 in the atmosphere and we're both keeping eachother alive
I’m gonna think about this for the rest of my life💀💀💀
legit this is parts of my brains every day
Well we can see it like this ,that if they don't give us any oxygen we will eventually die due to suffocation and decompose. Eventually making their work easy, Idk man that's what i am thinking.
Same. 🌳🌲 : 🍽
This is the true origin of Michael Myers since the Halloween theme started playing when the teacher lost his mind. Lol
😂😂😂😂😂
OMG your videos are hilarious
That's How The legend of the Ryan Theory of life-cycle of plants Begins.😅
Ryan is so underrated he deserves more popularity i loved it😂
Are u crazy he isn't underrated
I’d say he’s fairly rated
He has 5M subscribers. What are you on about?
The student really just outsmarted the teacher 😂
*WRONG* PLANTS AREN’T FARMING US
Because if you think about it when someone dies what to we do
We put burn their bodies guess what we usually keep the ashes too so plants won’t get that shit and it actually is bad for the environment
Even if you don’t burn the body guess what you also put the body in a casket plants can reach that shit even if you put the bodies in cheap casket so they can become nutrients for the plants guess what mother fuckers WE FUCKING EMBALMED THE BODIES which is really dumb freezing the bodied does the same effects embalmers and morgues are honestly just doing convoluted shit to get your money there no way a funeral should cost that much and the bodies of your love ones are honestly just being toyed with when they’re embalmed not only that we also have things such as plastination for science museums plants can eat that it’s plastic the thing plants can eat are the mummified bodies which I bet not one of your loved ones got that and maybe the new “water cremation process” oh and there’s also freeze drying bodies and there was sending dead people ashes to the moon and outer space and into orbit and also into the atmosphere and back to earth so yeah plants can’t get that shit so in conclusion plants are not farming us dumbass and when you -kill- have a dead or dying person or anyone tell them they should get a regular non embalmed no coffin burial ~slut~
"I don't need sleep- I NEED ANSWERS"
Bro booked a plane flight just for this short 💀💀💀
... WhAT ThE-
oh, someone else noticed?
Pls tell me you don't actually believe that
@@Labranso wdym
That was an actual plane wasn't it??
Kid gave teacher life trama💀
"Hmm , interesting" - Teacher 2024
Wait a damn minute. He is on to something. Now I'm questioning everything I know.
Bro had the teacher questioning his whole life💀
Well, a rare example of the students drive the teacher crazy
@Braelynwrestles11 WHATS IT LIKE AT YOUR SCHOOL
@Braelynwrestles11so if it ain’t rare for your school than we go to the same school cause it’s a regular Monday through Friday for me. Even during breaks
It happens more often than you'd think.
*WRONG* PLANTS AREN’T FARMING US
Because if you think about it when someone dies what to we do
We put burn their bodies guess what we usually keep the ashes too so plants won’t get that shit and it actually is bad for the environment
Even if you don’t burn the body guess what you also put the body in a casket plants can reach that shit even if you put the bodies in cheap casket so they can become nutrients for the plants guess what mother fuckers WE FUCKING EMBALMED THE BODIES which is really dumb freezing the bodied does the same effects embalmers and morgues are honestly just doing convoluted shit to get your money there no way a funeral should cost that much and the bodies of your love ones are honestly just being toyed with when they’re embalmed not only that we also have things such as plastination for science museums plants can eat that it’s plastic the thing plants can eat are the mummified bodies which I bet not one of your loved ones got that and maybe the new “water cremation process” oh and there’s also freeze drying bodies and there was sending dead people ashes to the moon and outer space and into orbit and also into the atmosphere and back to earth so yeah plants can’t get that shit so in conclusion plants are not farming us dumbass and when you -kill- have a dead or dying person or anyone tell them they should get a regular non embalmed no coffin burial ~slut~
Bro broke Sheldon
does anybody else notice that itll take 4 years for the students to graduate because the substitute teacher is there for 4 years😂😂
The more you think about it, the more it will make sense 💀
*WRONG* PLANTS AREN’T FARMING US
Because if you think about it when someone dies what to we do
We put burn their bodies guess what we usually keep the ashes too so plants won’t get that shit and it actually is bad for the environment
Even if you don’t burn the body guess what you also put the body in a casket plants can reach that shit even if you put the bodies in cheap casket so they can become nutrients for the plants guess what mother fuckers WE FUCKING EMBALMED THE BODIES which is really dumb freezing the bodied does the same effects embalmers and morgues are honestly just doing convoluted shit to get your money there no way a funeral should cost that much and the bodies of your love ones are honestly just being toyed with when they’re embalmed not only that we also have things such as plastination for science museums plants can eat that it’s plastic the thing plants can eat are the mummified bodies which I bet not one of your loved ones got that and maybe the new “water cremation process” oh and there’s also freeze drying bodies and there was sending dead people ashes to the moon and outer space and into orbit and also into the atmosphere and back to earth so yeah plants can’t get that shit so in conclusion plants are not farming us dumbass and when you -kill- have a dead or dying person or anyone tell them they should get a regular non embalmed no coffin burial ~slut~
This guy is finally the best student, for the teacher he doesnt need to sleep he needs to get answers
"i dont need sleep , i need answers"
says me at 2:38 am
If that’s the case, I’ll move to another school screw 10 pages essays and presentation in front of the whole school 😢😂
bro gave the teacher a midlife crisis 💀
Bro became the teacher 😂
After i cant sleep after watching scary yt shorts at 3 am this is the channel that helps me sleep
Student: "Our teacher is broken and It's your fault!"
"Sometimes I will start a sentence and I don't know where it is going."
-Albert Einstein ❤️ and the Teacher 🍎 📚
Ryan should be a voice actor his voice is so good
You don't need sleep, you need answears!
-every fucking high school in existence
Are we not gonna talk about how buff this guy is? 💪🏻
Harvard didn’t decline, he declined Harvard 💀
The teacher is rethinking every life choice he’s ever made😂😅
Lol that is so true and it Is why I like your videos
He broke the teacher lol😂
Bro started the teacher’s villain arc 💀
Ryan’s test at the back says “meet me behind the school at end of day” -Teacher Gets there “YoUr MakInG mY BrAiN MeLt”
Teacher: Enlighten me..😂😂😂😂😂
That is called The Element of Surprise😂😂😂😂
( MR. JOHNSON )
That didn't go the way you thought it would. Nope! Got me laughing till I choked on my saliva
"Good Morning Class I'll Be Your Substitute Teacher For The Next 4 Years"💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Edit 1: Thank You For 1 Like Which Was Me.
Edit 2: Wow So Many Likes lol
I also liked cause you just edited your comment just to say that
@@poppybell872imagine😂
Yeah I like my comments all the time too 😅
Same lol@@IrisMadelyn
All these replies sound like kids trying to be funny, please tell me at least ONE of you, AT LEAST ONE of you is 13+. Just please
your thought process of thinking is another level
We getting a death sentence with this one
Student: saying logic that the teacher didn't predict
Teacher: having an mental breakdown and existential crisis
That student will go far in life😂😂
*WRONG* PLANTS AREN’T FARMING US
Because if you think about it when someone dies what to we do
We put burn their bodies guess what we usually keep the ashes too so plants won’t get that shit and it actually is bad for the environment
Even if you don’t burn the body guess what you also put the body in a casket plants can reach that shit even if you put the bodies in cheap casket so they can become nutrients for the plants guess what mother fuckers WE FUCKING EMBALMED THE BODIES which is really dumb freezing the bodied does the same effects embalmers and morgues are honestly just doing convoluted shit to get your money there no way a funeral should cost that much and the bodies of your love ones are honestly just being toyed with when they’re embalmed not only that we also have things such as plastination for science museums plants can eat that it’s plastic the thing plants can eat are the mummified bodies which I bet not one of your loved ones got that and maybe the new “water cremation process” oh and there’s also freeze drying bodies and there was sending dead people ashes to the moon and outer space and into orbit and also into the atmosphere and back to earth so yeah plants can’t get that shit so in conclusion plants are not farming us dumbass and when you -kill- have a dead or dying person or anyone tell them they should get a regular non embalmed no coffin burial ~slut~
Student : asks a tricky qs
Teacher in mind : let's get them occupied with assignments & quizzes & buy some time to find out the answer 💀