Solving all of Life's problems (and Shrines) with one "easy" trick - Tears of the Kingdom
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- čas přidán 28. 06. 2024
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Oh yeah, chapters for the Impractical Shrine Solutions and Softlocks:
Intro 00:00-00:17
Disclaimer 00:17-00:31
Jochi-ui 00:31-04:33
Oshozan-u 04:33-08:17
Tadarok 08:17-12:10
Sonapan 12:10-19:21
Outro 19:21-19:41 - Hry
I can’t even describe how happy i am for cactus to be back! Honestly, he needed a break, everyone needs them sometimes.
I agree
I love how you used horse magic to turn yourself into a pumpkin
Hey viewer! I turned myself into a pumpkin! Funniest thing I’ve ever seen! (I don’t know the funny line was that correct?)
You are sounding more and more like Cave Johnson with your fascination for absurd science!
9:02 I just googled what a hexacontakaienneagon is, and...
Oh my god it's a shape with 69 sides. The attention to detail in this man's videos is absolutely insane
what a chad
I love how you absolutely _mock_ the nerdy "um ackshually" comments. Those people are everywhere and they're so fricken ANNOYING.
Especially the ones who hate glitches even when it makes sense to use them. Like the glitches aren't making it easier, do you know how hard IST is??
"🤓 stop having fun and play the INTENDED way!!! I don't care that the game was made to be exploited!!!"
@@kass3333 bro sounds like Daniel Mazzahreh 💀
@@kass3333 Mazardeus on his way to write a rant about how he's playing TotK "wrong" and is an uneducated anti-intellectual:
@@squiliam15 That guy is a living reminder that no matter what, someone has a lower IQ than me
I approve of this Shrience policy. If it makes it funnier, go for it!
Also my friend Terry will be happy to hear about the fate of Tjerry!
I love the way the logic and reasoning is presented it’s so out there in a cartoonish way but it feels really grounded. Just because it’s impractical doesn’t mean it’s not enjoyable to watch.😊
I like how your editor was just like "no, I dont think I will"
He is the editor
@@theelltrain8985 actually, his editor is a fuse entanglement clone
He’s done it, he broke the laws of the universe to make a shrine impractical
‘Courage to Pluck’ is by far my favorite shrine name in both Botw and Totk.
I’m so glad you’re back!
17:58 Bro turned into Cave Johnson at the end there
Yay your back :)
*You’re
When the world needed the cactus most... "Hello there"
We need this man in shorts wars season 2
9:00 I know enough about Greek numbers to tell you that a hexacontakaienneagon is a polygon with sixty-nine sides. It's funny because it alludes to the number 69, which is funny.
Oh hey, the first two comments about what a hexacontakaienneagon is were made within 7 minutes of each other lol
What a coincidence
I see this AFTER I make 17 jokes about it?!
Glad to see you back I’ve been checking your channel daily
Great video like always and glad to see you back
Glad your back
I love quantum superposition
im so glad this series is back :))))
Welcome back!!
Actualy, the real plural IS cactuses. But nobody says that, so we all say it’s cacti
Language is something agreed upon by those using it. If enough of us agree that cacti is the real plural, then cacti *is* the real plural.
THE LEGEND HAS RETURNED
I love how so many comments are like "he's back! we missed him!"
the legend’s back with another banger video 🔥
good luck getting the the terrys (terries?) to the end of the shrines!
Tjerry. It Tjerry. Yes thats how you spell it
Oh yeah, I totally forgot!
Whenever I do a Shrine I call them Tjerry's without even trying, it's just ingrained in my head
Botw had terries. Totk has tjerries
@@TheSonicFairy I thought BotW had Jerries
17:52 bro sounds like Cave Johnson
Welcome back!
Who’s ready to break some shrines?
Pannenkoek reference goes hard
I didn't see this in my sub feed, so glad I saw it in my recommended
I didn't even realize you uploaded this :(
I was listening to music, and it played Thwomp Volcano so I checked to see if you had uploaded... And then I realized that it's been out for 9 days...
I'll watch this tonight. Well, if I even remember
THE GOAT IS BACKK
Happy vacation sir Hamilton 🌵
Honestly you could do a."Softlockpicking" series a la Pikasprey but in TOTK. Set up insane situations that are technically not softlocks, but that will take an eternity and a half for the player to get out of.
This is the return of the century.
I am losing track of how many different SMRPG and Chrono Trigger tracks you use. And then there's Banjo Kazooie, for variety!
HES BACK
Wait if time is money throw a coin.
Now it is time travel
15:12 There's an exception with multi part objects on the same build, for whatever reason
He's back!
"Stopping Universe... DONE. It's a lot easier to stop something than it is to start something."
this is absolutely chilling out of context ngl
RETURN OF THE KING
8:01 Maybe try hitting the bottom of the logs
All hail Ravio
Praise Ravio or he’ll haunt your dreams forever
All hail Ravio
HES BACK YES YES YES YES IMPRACTICAL SHRINES ARE BACK LETS GOOOO
Finally I can enjoy youtube
Yo, teh cactus is back!
merch pog
The way you acted reminded me of cave johnson from portal 2. Not sure if its just me though
bless you
Lesssssgooooo. I've missed you
17:49 Cubernetes.
6:08 those dang kangaroos
Thats crazy..i just tilted n grabbed it n dipped
yooooo
new vid
Will Sir Hamilton sell these quantum blocks in the future?
3:58 *WHAT IN RAVIO'S NAME?!*
Thank you so much for doing the jenga shrine finally 🙏
TehCactusPlant burger lore drop!
Ladies and Gentelmen, the KAngaroo Killer MK 4.5 is back.
Burned, never fresh patties goes crazy
W channel
The jokes are great tbh
I missed this
i was getting worried
Lets go!!!!
Yay!
You should call yourself Cave Cactus. Lol
Ceilings
whoa
futurama reference spotted
I actually don't understand the issue that happened when you were doing the recallavator.
I know you said that wasn't supposed to happen but I don't understand what happened or what made it wrong
Omnipotent Goat Men hate him!
I wonder how much you could mess up a shrine with all the glitches possible, like in 1.0 you can spawn devices in shrines
WHY CAN YOU CLIMB ON A TOWER OF STACKED SLABS?? WHO PROGRAMMED THIS EDGE CASE???
4th also glad your back 🎉
Finallyyyyyyyyy
Boxen.
You are a prince in France
pumkin :3
finaly
At 15:22 you can see when i coconut mall'd him during the stream in him trying his best cam
It always gives me a chuckle when someone says ToTK is "Very Broken".
If you can find me an open-world game that is better made than ToTK...you're in another reality.
True the game is literally made to be exploited. And anything that's broken enough to be an actual glitch is super hard to find. You won't stumble on bugs unlike most AAA games these days.
yo
Pomegranate
BRO YOU GENIUS YOU FIGURED OUT TIME TRAVEL VIA ELECTRIFIED MONEY! I FOUND THE SECRET TO LIFE, I SAW COMPLETE EUTOPIA AND COMPLETE DYSTOPIA! THANK YOU! I SAW THE BEGINNING AND THE END! THE UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE! I SAW ABSOLUTE PEACE AS WELL AS SOCIETY TEARING ITSELF APART! Thank you, truly. This was the day i ascended beyond humanity. My gratitude is unending for you. On the day you read this, heed my words: do not follow in my steps. In replicating my decision, you will become omniscient and have no goals in life. Life would become meaningless as any goals you may have could be achieved instantly but simultaneously never be possible. This was truly a blessing, but also the worst curse you could imagine. Thank you and goodbye.
Anyone here for tehpumpkinplant?
hype
why are there so few likes?
:0
Welcome back!