Basically, Black Mage [FFXIV]
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HEALER, WHY DIDN'T YOU ADJUST?!
See you in the next ones!
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Don't cry for the 600k black dye, cry for the equally expensive white dye that was already on the thing.
white dyes matter
just get the soot much cheaper
Bro just get 2 shire philosopher coats.
That's exactly what I thought too. Horrible horrible waste.
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"I am the DPS, and all these people behind me are the support" Yup that's the Black Mage's credo right here
As a Black Mage, I approve of this point of view.
@@Thiesi As a tank who's partnered with a healer, I approve of letting those kinds of dps have aggro and then not healing them and teabagging their corpse :)
@@I_Crit_My_Pants geez you must be great at parties
@@spektre2K9 You know who's not great at parties? The dps, they come in and ruin the place and then the tank and healer have to spend the next 3 days clearing up their mess.
@@I_Crit_My_Pants Explain your mentality to me because I'm not understanding it. Black Mage is one of the highest dps in the game, but they're penalized heavily by movement. All BLM brings to a fight is that dps, they don't have true party support. So why are you getting mad at them doing their job? Maybe this is because I'm coming to this game from a WoW raiding mentality but mechanics assignments should always go to the class best equipped to handle them without taking a dps loss.
Okay so I'm not a BLM but based on this they can be summarized with two sentences. "Explosion!!!" and "Healers, why didn't you adjust?"
and also "I'm not moving"
@@FinalShadow17 I'd like your comment but its at 69 and I'm not gonna be the one to cross that threshold
@@mattnimbus6437 same
Megumin
You arent pro black lives matter?
Back here in 2024 to say Larry manifested moving leylines back in 2017 for us now ❤️😂
Ast: so blm, i hear you like big numbers
blm: perhaps
*enhanced balance*
Tank: fucking stop!
Green Bandit *crits 25k explosion.*
28k is my highest
this makes me wonder the absolute highest damage that can be achieved. full det, ast/brd buffs, food buffs, int pot, ect. someone needs to do it
u don't want full det for max dmg trust me :))
Joshua Nivens oh cool! I have an Au Ra lancer on that server! What FC are you a part of?
Every BLM knows that feeling when Enochian fades with 0.01s left on your Blizzard IV cast.
Webberjo I cri every tim ;;
the pain
Webberjo the anguish
Even worse when someone killsteals your target
T_T lol
My life as a healer
*keeps party in top form* "healer Y U NO dps?"
*agrees to use cleric stance* "healer Y U NO adjust?"
This is why I only DPS when I can. Healers heal, nerds!!!
Cleric stance is the bane of my existence. It just needs to go.
To an extent I agree. A healer's role is to heal not dps. But until our damage scales off mind and at half of a normal dps we'll expected to dps.
*reads now 2 weeks later* Hm, guess that live letter 8 days ago was some great news for you 2 with cleric stance being a buff and mind buffing damage.
i never understood how players have the time to focus on what other players are doing instead of worrying about themselves?? i’m too busy trying to efficiently make use of all my weaponskills
"Once You Go Black" and "Never Go Back" were two quest names that had me in stitches. I wasn't expecting it at all, and I probably should have, considering this game has a wicked sense of humor.
Lol I remember that. The references in xiv really caught me off guard with how versatile they were. Another one I distinctly remember was a Fate in north shroud called "smells like tree spirit", a reference to a nirvana song. ARR/1.0 was full of amazing references/puns.
@@hokagejason4732 there was also "Fear and Odin in the Shroud", which is a great one
What do you call a Blackmage that loses enochian? Emochian.
FUCKING FUCK
Whatcha call a black mage who only uses physical attacks? a Wackmage.
What do you call a Black Mage crow? a Squawkmage.
What would a Black mage use to travel to work? Train s'pose.
When a black mage is being chased by the police, which one shouts Freeze?
THIS NEEDS TO STOP
What do you call a Black Mage that is in love?
No clue
I'm bad with jokes
MaskofFayt Huh we usually call them beginners
As a whm main this is the only time I've heard "healers why didn't you adjust?" and not been pissed off 😂😂
wait ppl really say and do that? so healer indeed need to adjust that's why my dps was low I was doing the mechanics and running away from the aoes!, I have seen the light HEALERS NEED TO ADJUST!
You inspired me to main Black Mage
"I'm one with the leylines, the leylines are with me" killed me!
Same here
130 Dislikes?
Healers need to adjust.
That actually got old half way
@@OhNoTheFace No, no it didn't.
Until it ends it will never get old...
@@korudodragoon1 My partner heals and I tank, guess what we do when dps play stupid? :) We let them have aggro and don't heal them. Adjust to that lmfao
@@I_Crit_My_Pants lmao I do the same. I'll let someone die so fast just to teach a lesson then take my sweet time raising 😂
"I hope you didn't actually blow 600,000 on this dye"
.... oh.
( ´•̥ו̥` )
Larryzaur If you were on Leviathan, I would've given you one(or two) for free. My retainers love bringing me black and white dyes every week or so.
Mocita Long live the Levi!!
Sarah Hoff Eh, I guess. I honestly thought about switching servers since the old FC leader abandoned it, but I took up the leader position and made it to welcome more casual players. Moderate success.
Mocita we have a small FC I started with my wifu. So I will never leave it. We have too much fun. But would be nice to make more friends. :3
How to Black Mage:
50%: *E X P L O O S H U N*
50%: Healers, why didn't you adjust?
Finally after many years. Enochan is now always with us, even if we screw up our Rotation
Larry gets ignored by generic cat girl, why did the healers not adjust?
YEAH WTF
At least the catgirl's more gentle than Y'shtola when approached by males.
never noticed how cool your character looks while doing the LB, was always so focused on the meteor that I missed the whole staff in the ground, arms out basking in the glory of destruction pose :D good stuff larry!
Now we need a mod to add a voice clip of Laharl's laughter whenever it finishes casting.
How else do you drop a meteor? Any other pose just wouldn't make sense :p
I do always do the Meteor! I don‘t care if the Lb is needed by the Tank like in Alexander: Soul of the creator, because METEOR DOES EEEXXXEPPLLOSSSIOOONNN!!!!!
PRAISE THE METEOR
T pose to assert dominance over the meteor
You say "evil Lalafel" like there is any other kind :P
Autarch Velkir ESPECIALLY if they have a mustache
Lalafels with mustache are sooo creepy '-'
I can't take a lala with any form of facial hair seriously. When they try to talk I'm too busy giggling
Krile, Nanamo, Momodi and Wedge are evil? Right.
They are, the only way to stop them is to cook them.
"healers, why didn't you adjust"
I'm actually triggered right now, ptsd in full swing
What is a Black Mage's favorite dessert? Creme Bru Ley Lines :3
I thought it'd be a DQ "Blizzard"...
I'm too late to say "out", Gordon Ramsay is now your sole judge
The sweetest pun.
Crème du la crème brûlée lines 😅
5:22 "Now Summoners the AOE king!"
Oh
This is before stormblood came along
Oh no
I expected a lot of well-known BLM jokes (stand in AoEs, pull hate, blame others for losing Enochian, always wear black),
but I should have known that you'd go above and beyond x)
The moment you started shouting at people who dared to stand in your Ley Lines, I felt...so....understood ;-;
I got you! ;; I'll never stand in your ley lines! ;;
Adjust pls
as Not black mage i've always wondered if they give any buffs like healer's healing when u stand in giant bubble so i've tried a couple times just to make sure haha seems not?
@@Sky-de7oy Haha, nah, they only buff the blackmage who set them down :)
If someone else stands in them too, the only thing that goes up is the chance that an aoe will get targeted there which is, in the best case, annoying because the blackmage has to move and evade, or worst case, if it is a persistent aoe, they can't return to their leylines and the buff is wasted.
@@sleepysera I see! Thanks for the explanation, I'll keep that in mind from now on! I can imagine their frustration :')
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Ｂ Ａ Ｋ Ｕ Ｒ Ｅ Ｔ Ｓ Ｕ
*BAKURETSU BAKURETSU LA LA LA*
"I don't care. I'm not moving. Healers, adjust."
"EXCUSE ME. I NEED HEALING."
Lmfao
"You know, for a good time" Larry there are some times when being the fastest man alive isn't a good thing...
oh shit.
Lol
Basically, these are my favorite videos.
The Farbod basically, thanks!! :D
Basically, based. 😎
Your previous WHM video is like, "Avoid AOEs so I can DPS."
, then this is like: "Healer, why didn't you adjust?"
So true in so many levels.
As a BLM main, there is nothing but truth in this video.
Especially about Quelling Strikes (and even more so if there's a SMN) no matter what, I must assert my BLM dominance.
WE MUST PROVE OUR SUPERIORITY.
Lmao im dying 😂 "oh.. Healers why didn't you adjust??" This is grand!
QH52125 yeah how dare they! >o I wanted to stand in that aoe!
That limit break is arguably the most badass looking one. That pose as well. Just need your character to go "Mwahahaha!" to complete this image of total badassery
I was scared to level Black Mage but then I remembered Larryzaur's sage advice: only care about how often you can push Fire 4. Now I'm always second on the aggro list.
Assert your dominance 💪🏻
The bit at the beginning with the lava on top of the leylines... too real :')
Exactly LOL!
I can just imagine how the scholar one will go...
Larry: "You see this button, cleric stance, yeah... Keep that on all the time. Let eos be the main healer. Your a dps job
That's not what I'm seeing in dungeons however.
"You see this button, cleric stance, take it off your hotbar, you are a HEALER for god sake. Eos will do most of the healing, which gives you time to stand still and admire yourself or watch movies or even go to the bathroom."
I kicked a SCH for doing literally nothing but letting Eos heal in Gubal normal before. Mind, we weren't really having too many problems, maybe a few close calls, but literally they just sat there. Not kidding. They just /sit.
Now cleric stance is no problem anymore. No excuse not to do something during a dungeon.
Or you know do what the class was built for and play damage prevention as a priority
@@Hawkkiller2 I've had that happen in Amdapor Keep HM. The scholar was absolutely shit. I was tanking and was very salty. We eventually kicked him and got a much better healer lol.
I learnt a lot from this. "Explosion"... "healers, why didn't you adjust" and "sephiroth meteor"
As a BLM Main, I'm kinda sad that they gave all of the other classes cool stuff in Shadowbringers. All we got was a second Polyglot stack and a slightly stronger single target Foul. On top of that, they took our one support skill away. I've saved the party several times because I could give some of my bottomless MP to the Healer in a pinch with Manashift.
Pls, try being a whm when stormblood came out. Literally just reskins of old abilities.
@@Lord_Sunday Try being a Drk after Stormblood. Sustainability was _so damn good_ during SB, now it's not.
Though the Drk specific mitigation (TBN to be specific) skills are hella nice, and Abyssal Drain _can be_ good if enough enemies are piled in on one another.
Edit: Having Oblation is nice when Shadow Wall and TBN are on cooldown, and according to my FC healers it makes things easier for them when I pull wall to wall.
@@Winslow19 Drk will always be my favorite tank for dungeons, having an oGCD aoe in flood of darkness just makes speed pulling so much easier. Let out a normal GCD aoe as you first reach the pack and continue running through, jump spin 180 degrees let out a quick flood or abyssal drain, spin another 180 before landing and keep on trucking. Not only did you definitely hit everything, you probably hit most twice so you won't lose aggro while running to the next pack. So annoying when I'm tanking as a warrior or paladin and my aoe misses one or two people who run past me because a HoT or DoT pulls aggro. No good oGCD to quick recover. Or you land one AoE and keep running but a bard or machinist pulls aggro with their ability to do their full dps while moving.
THE LEYLINES ARE WITH US!
"Healers why didn't you adjust?"
That's also my line now that I started Tanking
Just recently found your channel & as a BLM main i can safely say that this video is 100% correct!
UnknownSoul022 hello fellow caster! I mostly SMN but BLM is in my heart 😁
SMN is definitely fun I'm just bad at it >.> but I shall attempt to level it again come SB & watch in horror as i don't melt all the things!
does this mean we're getting rdm videos? because if it DOESN'T. then I'l lbe super sad and cry in a corner.
So there I was, tank dead, last boss, and me, the black mage top of the agro tanking and clutching it out for the win, after the match no commends.
"Always be casting"
This is also what you do when you're fishing. For fish.
DUDE i love you so much man thank you for your talent and for making me laugh. Im happy that you are able to make videos and show everyone that ffxiv is amazing as are you!
Thank YOU! ^^ I know of quite a few people who have showed these videos to friends so they could buy the game, glad I could introduce a new addiction to them >D
10/10 for "I put on my robe and wizard hat" reference.
I had to scroll down a disgustingly far distance before I saw someone mentioning this.
Ao actually I ve run a dungeon with a sprout blm that said to me "Im a ice mage man, you dont pay my sub" when I asked him to cast fire (true story) ^^ This video made me cry laughin 😂😂
My first video of yours I've watched. I haven't laughed so hard in a long time, and it made such a bad day a good one. Thank you, Larryzaur, and I can't wait to watch the other ones :)
Glad to hear it! ^^ AND WELCOME! :D
Hey Larry, we are one with leylines and the leylines are one with us now!!!
yes you DEFINITELY DO NOT HIT QUELLING STRIKES NEVER EVER SHOULD YOU HIT THAT BUTTON
Mihara Yui you can't!! how else would you show the party who's the best?!
You can't fulfill your destiny as BLM tank with quelling strikes, everyone knows this >.>
Unless you have a really bad tank and want to show your dominance as you pull with quelling strikes.
As a main PLD tank, I second this notion.
Rip aggro as fast as possible, and put your manawall powers to the test!
Well, pulling anything no matter if it's scathe or EXPLOSION will get you aggro, and you'd lose it immediately by one provoke lol
The motto of this video " healers why didn't you adjust?" xD God damn you blk mages lol
I am leveling a blm right now, I don't even have ley lines or enochian yet and already guilty of like half of this lmao.
Why didn't I adjust?!
THE ENTIRE FUCKING PARTY IS DYING, I AM ONLY ONE GOD AS;LKJSDFLKJS!!
T AT
the god we need but do not deserve~
"I put on my robe and wizard hat." LOST IT
Thank you for bringing that joke back into my life.
larry: haha funny joke about casters
the entire ffxiv community: im boutta start this man's whole career
no sir not moving out of my chair- eaustace probably a black mage.
'these evil Lalafell'
>.>
MY LEY LINESSSS!!!!!! D: - Every Black mage ever.
Enochian falls off because im having to dodge aoes. SHIT!!! I HATE THIS JOB!! But I can't stop playing it. I love black mage.
@@Dwayneff
"Shit, Thunder III/IV is down and Thundercloud didn't proc, gotta interrupt my Fire IV rotation to proc it.
Oh no, AoE, gotta move out of my Leylines.
Oh fuck another attack let me set up manaward."
And then it either ends with
"Time to cast Fi-Oh my Enochian is down''
Or
"Oh only few seconds remaining time to Cast Fire I"
And then Enochian falls off either due to the few milliseconds remaining on the timer or because of shitty connection.
Or even an accidental Blizzard III cast, which happens way too often.
Sums up my BLM experience.
Levelling up GNB after BLM, It ended up being a way less stressful class lol.
@@PHEEliNUX I went back to being dancer. Black mage is just way too stressful. I agree
*walks right into a spike trap*
Healers, why didn't you adjust?!
Yaaay finally made the one for my class! You're the best Larry! Seriously my favorite youtuber since I discovered you :>
f..favorite!? ;-; THANK YOU
Larryzaur It is true that larryisthebestever
I used PotD to level Black Mage. Holy shit that was a mind fuck. It feels like the rotation COMPLETELY changes every 10 levels.
'cause it DOES 8D;
Well, thanks for confirming. I got to learn all that shit while screaming my head off and running away from the mobs xD.
The 59 rotation is basically a 50 rotation with spice but then the 60 rotation is completely different lol. They really messed up the learning curve on the HW BLM abilities. Still one of the easiest at 60, but for a while you look really bad with your shiny new 60 job.
Now we have head bandage so we can't see at all, therefore we can be as powerful as possible, especially since we can dye it black
6 years on and somehow this is still accurate and just as hilarious
This is pretty much me when I am on my black mage. I feel like you just recorded my daily game life.
that's because I did, i recorded you playing the game on your computer :O
the new 2b glam has resolved the eye covering issues, you can wear it and BAM, blind af.
Gunna make a t-shirt with a pic of a Black Mage saying: "Healers, why didn't you adjust?"
Ayyy the monk in the Baelsar's Wall footage is me lmao
OH HELLO THERE! :D I hope I didn't scare you off with my blizzard-only spells in the beginning 8D;
To be honest I didnt even notice lmao. I usually just auto pilot when im playing monk
6:26 Did you just call it Fire IV?
*IT'S CALLED "EXPLOSION"!!!*
If you level SCH, I would love to see it. I can already see a dead dps and you asking, "why weren't standing close to my fairy? Can't you see I'm busy dpsing" :p
ulibarriL he has SCH lv60, the basically vid will be great lol
Boy it's weird coming back to these vids now that I actually play 14 and understand what all these words mean and where these places are
I'm a bit old school. My go-to anime for Black Magery is Slayers. But I guess Konosuba is more recent and topical, and works well enough.
Black Mage is all about big numbers for me. In raids I get Fire IV crits up to 17k. Though the numbers only have meaning in context of the game. In WoW, late in Cataclysm my Shadow Priest could do shadowburn crits for 600k on some fights. I wonder if Stormblood will see us getting into that territory...
I'm a simple weeb, I see konosuba, I upvote.
Same
What he said x2
Healers, why didn't you adjust? I love it! Is there a macro for that? So that every time I die I can say that?
oh man you're going to piss so many people off because of poes law
I will set it to my macro and everytime i die, ill say it. By the way i main White mage XD
Ive seen all the basically videos, but this one, more than 10 times now over the course of a few months. It's so good, it just always makes me laugh.
I assume black mage cover as much of their face as possible so no one will recognise them while they commit atrocities
Real megumin explosions are flare! use flare only to channel inner megumeme!
ppyporpeem thats redmage
EXPLOSION MAGEEE
The awesome thing is? Orange Soda is my SIC in my FC on Sargatanas! XD
OH SHIT! Tell him I said hi and I love his name, I was cracking up about it
I got told by a friend of mine and he sent me the link. I was yelling and everything because I just saw Soda pop up in the video! :D
For sure! Made a comment about it on the FC Board so he'll see it when he logs on. XD
Damn it I ended up watching a best of Kel loves orange soda I both love and hate you for this.
i just got blackmage to 60 and i've been playing summoner as my main dps ( i only have healers leveled but i play smn because it leveled with scholar ) and omfg.... your videos talking about being a summoner and then switching to blackmage are just beyond real.... x_x it also made me understand a lot better why i've had to stoneskin and res so many blackmages in dun scaith as a healer main ( i also really like playing summoner since as a healer main/support main i really like using any chance i can to raise party members to take stress from healers )
If I wasn't already going to give you a like, that random ass Kenan and Kel joke won me over
Healers why didn't you adjust?
What's that anime name in the beginning? looks cool
Search for konosuba and you should find it. The real name of the series is far too long to remember :@ It is a really good comedy anime
It's Konosuba, a very funny comedy anime.
Full Japanese title: "Kono Subarashii Sekai ni Shukufuku wo!"
Full English title: "KonoSuba: God's Blessing on This Wonderful World!"
Oh thx
The average wait time is 7 mins, ive been waiting 8.. dps life lol
Party buffs? What's that? - playing a Black Mage 101
6:30
*Ley Lines ascends to the heavens*
Larry: L-Leylines!?
Ilberd: Sloppy!
Me: *dead*
Steps to being a BLM
#1) Be a turret
#2) You're done congrats you're a BLM now
Edit: I should add you should be giving your healer mana every time the skill pops*
Dark knights also enjoy mana from time to time.
It seems that Megumin is really suppoused to be parody of Black mage XD
I picked up black mage as my introduction to ff14 due to this video. Gotta say, running explosion is the best lol
Art is an explosion!
my favorite part of the video is where i totally, on purpose, 100% got larry killed by the add for footage... yeah, not an accident, for sure
Esther Flores it was for dramatic effect~
Sneaking in that sloppey
it's been 5 years and i still think about the quelling strikes bit every day
This video might be your best so far. I don't know how many times I watched. Great work.
EX-
wait for it...
-PLOSION!
:D
EXPLOSIONNNN
Tessa Jalloh what anime is that in the beginning?
Blackstar Uzumaki Konosuba.
Basically an isekai parody show.
As in, it really takes itself amazingly unseriously, if that's even a word.
+Cidd Orbeta: He/she asked for the name of the anime, you dipshit. -_-
+Blackstar Uzumaki: KonoSuba, is the name of the anime.
That was genuinely hilarious!
"Healers why didn't you adjust?" is my new favorite quote lol
Explosions? Mr. Torgue would be proud
"O-oh! How nice!"
...
"Awww"
Every DPS ever
Despite making up 13% of the server's population, Black mages do 50% of the DPS
And 10% of the dying. It would be more, but dragoons are greedy
That intro alone deserves a thumbs up.
"We just press explosion". Lol I cant
Oh my god, this is hilarious.
Also I'm not a black mage, I"M a GOLD MAGE.
Healers still not adjusting in 2019.
Once you go red all other mages are ded
Once you go blue everyone else is beneath you
I don't play FFXIV so I have no idea how much of this is sarcasm and how much is genuine but it's all hilarious XD
real talk, I didn't know you could actually do that with the AF chest and ironworks head...lol
I discovered it when they first released that gear set, I was fuckn' dying
@@Larryzaur one year later i started playing again yesterday at lvl 49 and got the chest/helm today,
i cant sop chuckling when in cutscenes you just stare silently ahead when someone talks.