Basically, White Mage [FFXIV]
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Welcome to my channel of dumb videos!
This is basically my own experiences with the job White Mage. So if you main White Mage, I hope you can relate in some way too! I'll be doing other jobs too, so please look forward to it!
See you in the next ones!
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This video is of my own editing and voice overs.
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Me as a beginning WHM: "Ohmigod, someone's not at 100% HP, gotta heal gotta heal gotta heal."
Me now: "So what if you're at 5%? Look, you got your regen and your medica II - if you want more, take a number, wait in line. These MP ain't free, you know."
It's almost scary how jaded one becomes playing WHM as main...
there is a(n) anime character whose backstory is summarized as you said. Her name is Mary. Hai to gensou no grimgar
Playin Healer is basically like being a babysitter in a room full of small children, every one intent on sticking forks in the electrical sockets.
It's so true lol. I used to run myself dry keeping everyone alive. Now when I see a DPS running into an attack I'm just like, "yeah I'll get back to you after your mistake sinks in a little bit."
The feelsssss. I love play and main as healer in mmorpg and this is the main reason I always look at the tank first.
"Oh tank is okay yep let me go heal you" or "ops tank health went down and you're almost died? You could have dodge the dmg area and we still got another dps to do dmg" 😂
In other case, I really hate people who scream buffs but they don't bother to try stay near around healer. Like I ran to you, used the buff and then you walked away and not getting it -_-
That moment when you are in a low lvl dungeon and get so bored...you let the tank die just to raise him...
And now in 2020: Healers get instaqueue
As a healer since ARR, I’ve always gotten an instaqueue.
As of July 2021 this is still acurate
There are queues in this game? xD
And now... Yeah 🥲
DPS, "stop DPSing and heal us!"
me, "then get good and stop aoe tanking!"
*meanwhile tank dies while DPS and i argue*
...*i become tank also*
*i am become the raid team*
aah~ a healer.
a class where it starts off with good sweet intentions to help people, then the sweetness turns into salt.
"I just wanna help people!"
"FUCK ALL OF YOU!"
"Twinkle twinkle little star, your HP didn't take you far!" is my friends Raise macro
Hey there, Thaumaturge from Dun Scaith here to say I couldn't have continued to carry the raid DPS without your generous stoneskins!
I fuckn' love you
so why exactly were you a level 60 Thaumaturge?
@@Shadethewolfy probably was messing with glams and forgot to put his stone back in the slot
@@sariarosegold Yeah I can believe that.
Shadethewolfy I’m a bit late to this, but it actually had nothing to do with messing with glamour. I just really enjoyed playing Thaumaturge in Heavensward due to all the funny cross class abilities classes could use back then. I knew no one would mind because I was using full Alexander best in slot gear and my damage wouldn’t be offensively low.
“Please let it end, please kill the boss”
Pretty much lmao
This is always me
I'm a failure as a WHM. I don't have trash talking macros XD
Jonathan Wagner what are macros? :o
@@Everlarke Macros are basically a bit of programming that you link to a single button press. In this case it's causing casting Raise to also spout off a pre-written rude message in party chat at the same time. People also sometimes use it to do a set skill rotation (really handy when you're crafting things).
@@winterfire567 Thank you so much!
@@Everlarke My favorite macro use is for Summoner and Scholar. You can use them to swap to the hotbar you specifically set up for each pet when you summon that pet.
You can always make lore friendly macros.
In case you were serious about not knowing what that race was, they're Padjals! They're basically special snowflake hyurs who stay children forever and tend to make super good healers. Raya-O-Senna is one, too.
OH! I didn't know those were even explained, thanks!
I didn't either, haha. I just looked it up one day out of curiosity. You only learn about them through some not-too-obvious side dialogue that's sorta vague, and then iirc a developer or someone made a post in the FFXIV forums with some extra details.
Kan - E - Senna is one as well. until I looked it up I never even noticed her horns O.o
padjals are hyurs blessed by the elemental. :) most likely remnants of amdapor since white magic is their thing.
Yeah all the seedseer family are and so's the guy that you get the potd weapon from and lore basically implies like 1 in 10k regular hyur children get born as padjal
“The game loves healers”
I miss when the game loved healers
Game still loves White Mage. The other healers, not so much.
You know, you're right about the mount. PLDs get a lion, WARs get a bear, DRK get a panther but all healers get is the CNJ lv 30 anemic looking unicorn. They could at least make it so it shoots rainbows out of its butt.
How do we receive those mount?
in 4.3 Yoshi-P promises the unicorn will be able to fly by farting rainbows. look forward to it, hai.
Shiirow it also needs glitter, tons of glitter.
Sch and Ast don't get a mount at all :(
Shiirow And it now flys! :)
As a WHM main, you are 100% correct
HOORAY :D
Same lmao
6:18 - “This SCH is ruining everything...”
That retake when you realize it’s Eva.
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Larryzaur haha, i name my Warrior set FELLCLEAVE! instead of Holmgang
for Benediction if you make a macro for /ac Benediction it will ONLY cast it on your TARGET. If your target is dead, it won't cast. Only down side is you have to target yourself to cast it on yourself while soloing, ect, but it is very useful (Atleast I think so!)
Yourthenews totally making that macro I'm tired of the benediction hitting me cause it instantly didn't hit the dude so he's dead
Yourthenews Wow, thank you !
Glad I could help :D
WHM is a healing job? Could have fooled me
let's see.. my hotbar says... aero 3... holy... assize
Well, it's sure as damn one HOLY job for holy people
My raise macro is ". Kneel before me, and return to the Light!"
white mage is a job that has complete and utter control over the lives of his teammates.
I am a god, basically.
lol
*Laughs like Kira from death note*
"Who said said anything about healing? This is a dps class!" This is what I've been saying ever since I hit 50.
Being a drg and watching those macros is breaking my heart ;_;
'daww it's okay, we still love you
I´m a dragoon and saw those so much, i can only laugh about it.... cause i see those being used on other dragoons.
'HA HA HA not me!'
(this time)
and then the boss points at you while jumping and screaming "YOU ARE NEXT" . And we all cry :D
CALLED IT!
*starts tanking the ground*
As a former DRG, those macros make me cry.
Life of a healer...glorified babysitter ^^
without getting paid
I prefer to think of faster queues as payment for all the stress...
BlueMoonSaturn and we get leashes now XD
Be like, Get back here! Bad! No dessert for you!
Along with instaqueue passes if you're a DPS in a party with one
5:19 That's me actually o.o /blush
OSHIT HELLO! Thanks for proving my point! 8D
Larryzaur Anytime! :p
I love your macros especially the last one.
@@xanderbriggs2794 Thank you! I still use it nowadays :p
I could have had a unicorn this WHOLE TIME?! Why didn't anyone tell me? Gonna go grab that right now.
YE MAN go get that unicorn!
don't forget to take your white mage crystal out you need to do the quest as a conjurer
Woah... Bards are NOT Mages Ballad Bitches... they are Mana Batteries.
OH just like the duracell bunny? :D
Exactly!
Larryzaur Yuh except the reason their mana lasts forever is because they never frickn sing us a ballad!
it seems like a lot of bards just don't understand that they can have both Wanderers minuet and another song on
Most bards that I notice aren't using songs while they sit at full mp I ask for them to start using them and I either get ignored or get a response about them using wanderers minuet instead
when I tell them that they can use both Wanderers Minuet and another song only a handful actually seem to try and admit their mistake
well ummm, that's actually a machinist
sadly we are Mage's Ballad Cum Slut's for those who don't understand there class's
They just love to bend us over because they can't do there job's right.
I once met an astrologian with a yu gi oh reference for his raise macro, that was great
This needs to be remade. The Blood lily demands it!
Blood for the blood lily!
EVEN MORE DPS!
Glare mage mofo 😇
I am not angry enough to heal D:
EMBRACE THE DARK SIDE LEEK!
once you start healing you will get there, trust me
Did you start healing? Are you now an incarnation of pure hatred?
The 8 man at 5:15 is too accurate! :c The ballad part, too. Actually, all group content... Why do I play healer!? Oh, cause I'm a god. >:)
we respect you please don't hurt us
After Stormblood, I'll be playing Red Mage (maybe). So! You'll all be safe from my healing magics! Wait...
H
Huh, that lady was right
WHM are kamideres
Whoever designed that unicorn was really lazy or underpaid, also loved the part at 1:40 where the tank is in the one spot out of the whole platform where he wouldn't be healed.
"What is a White mages favorite kind of shoe? Heals!" Sorry for so simple minded, but that line killed me (and it´s early in the morning ^^;)
"See this, we don't use this, I actually don't know what it does" HA Perfect
I started as, and still am a WHM main. xD on point, love your videos! Could add, WHM gets called to "Dps more" even when you're already dpsing.
Not like you need to heal anyone, right? Oh woops, someone died~
I feel pressure from back seat healers often.
The proper response is:
I will DPS more when you open a fkn browser and read up on mechanics. Or, y'know, just TRY and dodge kthx
Lost it at: "Look at that scholar, he just ruins everything!"
yes, yes we do. why would we cast healing spells when the faerie takes care of it.
The intro sums up my mindset when playing any healer ever.
You *DARE* to challenge me? Belittle the "healing bitch?" I control life and death! I AM YOUR GOD! :P
Now i want to learn healer, sweet raise macro
'I used to be a Derpgoon like you but then i found Larryzaur and became a WHM. JOIN ME NOW!'
*call me a god now*
Oh my Larryzaur, *GOD* answered me
happy? XD
i stopped watching anime for this. worth it
depends what animu ;D
Kuzu no honkai, i enjoyed this video more than the animu
update: finished animu now. opinion hasn't changed.
i tried to look that up... im confused what are the genders of the characters. who ever wrote the wiki made it confusing. lol
Hey, hey. Larry! What is a WHM's favorite shape?
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A tetragram.
FU CK
Hey, if you're putting these kinda jokes in your video, I might as well throw more after you.
Fuck is a tetragrammaton!
It literally means "four letter word."
Thank you Larry! It was awesome meeting you and doing the Cafe with you in Japan. Also this video, A+.
Cobheran OH SHIT HELLO!! :D I had a blast, it was definitely a fortunate turn of events after ending up with 2 extra tickets. Hope you guys had an awesome time the rest of your trip!
As a career WHM this video brought me a lot of joy.
LMAO perfect! xD
I'm looking to play WHM or SCH. Have you ever gone, "PLAY BALLAD!" before?
I don't have to often. Only if the rest of the group really sucks and I'm like, overhealing/picking people up off the floor/tank do you know what a cooldown is etc. I do ask politely for ballad if mp is down a bit and there's a part of a fight that nothing is going on, for example during the Creator phase change, since it just makes sense. I have also played bard, and enjoy actually playing songs haha.
God damn it, I'm gonna tank the floor and I'M GONNA LIKE IT. /DRG
I hope it's a comfortable floor :D
4:16 "Sloppy."
Two years later and this is still me.
So I made my WHM healer Raise macro: Hey you're finally awake
Basically the Skyrim intro
I didn't see any comments about it but literally "booty shorts healer booty shorts",is still one of the funniest lines
"Wherrre wuur dahh eeuls!!!"
*proceeds to stand in all the shit*
Healer's worst nightmare
“...And that’s how I heal people. . . With the Tree’s rock. . .”
* P L O T I N T E N S I F I E S *
I went down in a dungeon today as WHM with a BRD. When they cast Ballad, I called him a Mage's Ballad Bitch. He actually knew I was referencing your video! It was a good dungeon because of that. Thanks Larry! For all your content!
as a WHM main, I can confirm everything in this video
YAY I did it right :D
yes you did :D
Bro, you make me smile every time I watch one of your videos. Thank you!
Okay and now i want to watch Hiveleaders guide to healing again xD
Rule number 1: YOU'RE NOT A PERSON! :D
and never forget uybhsatt!
If you enjoyed Hiveleaders then i would recommend TehWiks's video as well :)
when he mentioned protect i cried a little and looked at the year on this video lmao
you summarize my life when i play white mage (minus the healer shorts. i gotta get on that). no regrets subbing to you!! \o/
BOOTY SHORTS REPRESENT
I recently got back into playing the game when Stormblood came out, and one of my friends shared this movie with me. You have some spot on points , but are also hilarious as hell! Nice video. Now onto watching the other jobs you have done.
WHM is me yelling at the bard for the mana song for 20min
2 ballad bitches!
GIVE ME BALLAD DAMN YOU!
yep, hear that a lot on discord. :D confirmed.
that and Foes during mob pulls is nice 8D;
I wanna use that "I'm not raising your stupid ass again" one...it's usually the dps.
Before I switched to RDM, I mained WHM...and the horror stories! I was clapping when you showed the tank not standing in the bubble, because they still do that. Drop bubble, tank ignores it.
I know this video is old, but being new to the game and recently hitting 50, I've gotta say its so hilariously relate able. Really the best guides on what to play in this game
ah all my problems in the world melts away after watching your videos.
wah, thank you! ;; I love doing this and being able to brighten peoples' days
I can't stop myself from coming back to this. Best 'basically' video you've ever made.
"Just kill the boss! Just let this end!" I have said that while playing the White mage. That would make a great macro. The healer struggle is real!
White Mages today can manage their MP so well. It's like we pull MP right out of, Thin Air~
Why you take jabs at Dragoons Larry? Y U Do Dis?
I vote for Basically, Dragoon next. Light needs to be shed on the floor ta... I mean awesome jumping, Halberd wielding, and dragon killing knights... Ah, forget it I'm a proud floor tank extraordinaire. You're all going to thank us when the Garleans or Ascians deploy a deadly floor based technological terror.
When I do Basically Dragoon I'm gonna need to do it true justice! 8D
Larryzaur I suggest you go watch Merri's Dragoon Jokes video before you consider such things c:
Stahl Seuche I for one greatly appreciate the DRG class for keeping me safe from rogue roombas as I explosion everything that moves.
As a WHM main, I can agree wholeheartedly that playing WHM is all about blasting out as much fucking hilarious DPS as possible while putting band-aids on your dying teammates
This is so fitting since I just finished my WHM class questline and quuelled the forest 💙✨🌲
*PURIFY THE TAINT*
Larryzaur 😂😂
So my character name is actually Edo Fullmetal in game and my raise macro is "Don't make me use human transmutation, !"
I haven’t played in months after I let my entire team die and got lost in a dungeon
This video makes me feel like I did it right thx
I started in shadowbringers and besides a few skills that no longer exist this is still alarmingly accurate :o
I AM A GOD
NO ME
your the CHOCOBO god
Watched this vid 4 years ago and it's still funny as hell.
Welcome to white mage get the horse and get out.
the reason i grabbed that horse is what you just said my friend said "yeah but you don't have this unicorn enjoy your stupid titan horse"
I swear your class guides are the only ones that make any sense
Brb, making a macro that says “Ding dong, all your HP is gone!”
We would also have accepted kilt, cause nobody messes with a guy in a kilt.
There need to be more Dark Knights wearing kilts and whatever closest resembles a claymore lol
"Not quite tank...not quite dps." That's been my experience too, lol. #tank4lyfe!
Whenever I log in and gotta do dailies quick, I'm like *TANK TIME!*
When my friend started playing ffxiv he chose to be a paladin, so I decided to pick up Whitemage as my first ever healer (I only DPSed and Tanked before at that time) and I panicked so much in the beginning when my teammates got hurt. Now I'm just full of salt, and I'm constantly running into the middle of the battle while yelling "Holy time !!" Or "Assize! Mwahahahah >:U" While on vc with my friend. Thankfully he got used to my frequent irritated outbursts when the DPS dont follow mechanics or refuse to get out of AOEs lol (I am also guilty of not following mechanics correctly tho)
Watching this after getting my WHM to level 70 😂😂 Everything in this video is facts except you gotta pop the thin air before spamming the holys
I just started the game as a white mage and somehow in just my 3rd insta I had to do both tanking, dps and healing through the final boss 😭
2.x/3.x days where you had to turn on cleric stance to deal dmg as a healer.............i don't miss those days at all
5:25 is the most accurate thing ever. I have felt that all too often.
I recently started maining WHM and I laughed my ass off through this whole video.
Nobody Fucks With White Mage.....Unless its Frieza
you are a god... basically
baaaaasically
me using stone II : who said anything about healing? THIS IS A DPS CLASS!
Lovely~ Very Lovely, Larry~! I am having same feelings if I ever play White Mage XD
feeling like a god too? :D
Not 'feeling' like a god. BEING the god...! Mwuhahahaha...! *Evil laughter*
The "You bow first, and then you fuck people up" cracked me up, I love the way he says it (around 1:20)
And now I wanna WHM even more. Free Unicorn :D
WHAT A GREAT REWARD!
Hi Larryzaur, This is just a Thank You for making this awesome video for a up & coming WHM like me. It was Funny, Informative, a real Confidence builder for me. I even made my "Raise" macros say something goofy. Later.
I'm mad they got rid of protect and stoneskin though
We need an updated one for white mage!
This shits so accurate.
Hello its 2021 and I learned TODAY that I can get this sickening and majestic unicorn. Thank you for your service ♥
*creates explicitive macros for rezzing. "this way, they know not to die again.😉"
I almost died at that part.
get it? because die, and he doesn't want me to- ok you know
That asylum with the tank standing right outside it had me dying
Pft, you are funny, asking BRDs for Mages Ballad. Ask for Foe's+Battle Voice instead and crack some Holy spam. Now that's numbers rolling there. B)
OMFG you are making me want to skill every single job in this game. BEST FFXIV videos ever! Keep on doing you crazy boy!
dem booty shorts..
now im picturing you sticking a bandaid on the tank and saying "dere all better :3"
that's pretty much what I do actually
heehee X3c
Duuude, you released this video on my birthday! And I'm a healer main with WHM as my fave
:O *HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!*
Thanks! Can't wait to see your next "Basically, " :3
6:22 nooo why isn't the sch using broil ; __ ;
Funny story, that's actually my girlfriend's character and she doesn't have ANY of the SCH abilities LOL, she doesn't play SCH :p
because they dont work at Burger King.
Came back to watch this again after 4 months because the scholar ruin and white mage shoes jokes are my favourite bites of content you've ever made
Stopped everything to watch this. Not the slightest waste of time!
Now I gotta get back to fishing tho, the waters are only still for a short time ~
ALL YOU HAVE IS FISH
Lost my mind at "Raising so they can uninstall"