I’m Black, Not Poor

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    CAST
    Raphael Chestang
    Katie Marovitch
    Grant O'Brien
    Zac Oyama
    Mike Trapp
    Ally Beardsley
    Julie Birke
    Rob O'Connor
    Pat Cassels
    CREW
    Director - Michael Schaubach
    Writer - Raphael Chestang
    Producer - Shane Crown
    Production Coordinator - Francesca McLafferty
    Director of Photography - Cooper James
    Camera Operator - Brody Anderson
    1st AC - John Morrissey
    2nd AC/DIT - Alejandro Echevarria
    Gaffer - Saul Cervantes
    Key Grip - Nathan Krauss
    Sound Mixer - Patrick Joyner
    HMU - Denise Valentine
    President of Original Content - Sam Reich
    Senior Vice President of Production - Spencer Griffin
    Executive in Charge of Production - Sam Sparks
    Supervising Producer - Alex Edge
    Production Legal - Karen Segall
    Production Accountant - Shay Parsons
    Production Accountant - Chetera Bell
    Production Assistant - Kennya Rivera
    Post Production Supervisor - Melissa Balan
    Post Production Coordinator - Marissa High
    Content Management Supervisor - Theodora Hart
    Programming Assistant - Caroline Langella
    Editor - Michael Schaubach
    Visual Effects & Graphics - TJ Gonzalez
    Head Assistant Editor, Post Prod. Systems Engineer - Mark Chernausek
    Assistant Editor - Brittany Joyner
    Pat Cassels Vignette:
    Director - Sammi Cohen
    Editor - Sam Geer
    Producer - Nick Sala
    Production Coordinator - Rudy Jansen
    Intern - Helena McGill
    Site Rep - David Austin
    Director of Photography - Julia Swain
    1st AC - Carlos Lopez
    2nd AC - Kate Ketcham
    Gaffer - Mark Quintos
    Key Grip - Will Ramsey
    Swing G/E - Kelly Urban
    Art PA - Brittany Porter
    Hair - Katie Vernon
    Sound Mixer - Chris Bennett
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Komentáře • 7K

  • @gabrielhoyer7097
    @gabrielhoyer7097 Před 7 lety +5743

    "Sorry I only have a dollar, god bless" 😂

    • @randomcommenter7343
      @randomcommenter7343 Před 7 lety +44

      papa bless

    • @fiso64
      @fiso64 Před 7 lety +48

      It's awesome that you can get hella likes for just quoting.

    • @gabrielhoyer7097
      @gabrielhoyer7097 Před 7 lety +11

      Crying potatoes I know right

    • @Andrew-mw9is
      @Andrew-mw9is Před 7 lety +6

      i was laughing so much

    • @jemiebridges3197
      @jemiebridges3197 Před 3 lety

      Had this happen to me on a pawn shop on the older white side of town. Only its a black lady. I took that $2 to pay for the implied insult. LoLz

  • @hyperiorv1379
    @hyperiorv1379 Před 6 lety +9732

    Plot twist: He's not poor because everybody thinks he's poor and keeps paying for him.

    • @kaitlyndodson610
      @kaitlyndodson610 Před 5 lety +159

      Well, I wish this were my life

    • @mikedtheso-calledblack9622
      @mikedtheso-calledblack9622 Před 5 lety +25

      @@kaitlyndodson610 it's mines hahahhahah

    • @timrik37
      @timrik37 Před 5 lety +6

      Dah, CollegeHumor nowadays.

    • @bluehabs
      @bluehabs Před 5 lety +18

      that's how lazy ass shit (beggars) work in country where i live, they go to metropolis city and pretend to be a fucking poor and ask begging there, meanwhile they have everything in where they came from

    • @AmazingAutist
      @AmazingAutist Před 5 lety +57

      @@bluehabs those are con artists, and those people are making it bad for the people who are actually on hard Luck. The vast majority of Beggars are people that had to run away as children, War veterans with PTSD, mental disorders or lost their jobs or otherwise just fell through the cracks.

  • @mr_niceman
    @mr_niceman Před 5 lety +7945

    Black, Poor
    Asian, Smart
    White, Rich
    African, Strong
    Hotel, Trivago

    • @bugsbitch6919
      @bugsbitch6919 Před 5 lety +59

      Mr. Nice Man dutch - high

    • @tunjilegba
      @tunjilegba Před 5 lety +185

      African = Black

    • @graceaghasedo3943
      @graceaghasedo3943 Před 4 lety +19

      Yes african equals strong

    • @nono6764
      @nono6764 Před 4 lety +140

      @@tunjilegba The North African countries would beg to differ. Africa is not 100% populated by black people.

    • @super_1036
      @super_1036 Před 4 lety +7

      Lmao that caught me off guard

  • @pedromorais6826
    @pedromorais6826 Před 4 lety +5458

    I'm Latino, not illegal.

    • @afterlife697
      @afterlife697 Před 3 lety +178

      Do you have papers to prove that?

    • @Ruintheus
      @Ruintheus Před 3 lety +54

      @@afterlife697 show me yours

    • @afterlife697
      @afterlife697 Před 3 lety +75

      Ruin sorry no speak a English

    • @EclecticallyEccentric
      @EclecticallyEccentric Před 3 lety +34

      @@afterlife697 Yeah, it's called a birth certificate. Unless you assume that's faked.

    • @poserose5373
      @poserose5373 Před 3 lety +5

      Me too; I was born here.

  • @blazingkite8983
    @blazingkite8983 Před 6 lety +9924

    I'm chinese, not calculator.

  • @jaiyapapaya
    @jaiyapapaya Před 7 lety +20532

    Not gonna lie, I may be black. I may have some money in my pocket, but if you wanna pay for the pizza I ain't stopping you.

    • @slurmygunch6010
      @slurmygunch6010 Před 7 lety +137

      Jaiya Papaya Your Comment of the Video has been hacked by Sombra.

    • @NikoCoy
      @NikoCoy Před 7 lety +58

      Jaiya Papaya the only thing you pay for is your loot box addiction

    • @newe1555
      @newe1555 Před 7 lety +14

      Nicholas Geno104 lol

    • @umuahjokuamadi-obi7452
      @umuahjokuamadi-obi7452 Před 7 lety +6

      Jaiya Papaya SOMBRA FTW

    • @jaiyapapaya
      @jaiyapapaya Před 7 lety +28

      I've only bought them once I swear!
      well...technically twice but it was in one sitting! I don't have an addiction!

  • @scaroay9238
    @scaroay9238 Před 5 lety +4468

    The Pat and Trapp subplot is the best.

  • @quantumapex6169
    @quantumapex6169 Před 5 lety +881

    I lost it when the homeless woman gave him the food lmao

  • @dykethatbites
    @dykethatbites Před 5 lety +10509

    “I’m queer, not rich”
    -Grant 2K18

  • @JackSndAceS
    @JackSndAceS Před 7 lety +4194

    Lol one pizza for 5 people, what is this madness?

    • @__-go9cj
      @__-go9cj Před 7 lety +131

      JackSndAceS they're all poor. ...very.

    • @randomleagueoflegendsthres1034
      @randomleagueoflegendsthres1034 Před 7 lety +41

      LOL I can make a pizza that 5 people most likely wouldn't be able to finish in one sitting. The heaviest pizza I've made was over 10 pounds. People got full from 3-4 squares lol I make the best pizza. My co-worker's mom requests that I make her pizza. LOL she's hot but he said if I try anything he'll kick my ass. I said it might be worth it

    • @decenthumans
      @decenthumans Před 7 lety +5

      I know right?

    • @someguywithamic9
      @someguywithamic9 Před 7 lety +8

      Try Giordano's in Chicago then, might have to wait about an hour but it's worth it it in both quality and quantity.

    • @stiepanholkien605
      @stiepanholkien605 Před 7 lety +2

      JackSndAceS no, it's white gen z

  • @fluffypuff766
    @fluffypuff766 Před 5 lety +1462

    0:53 Katie: *I don't even SEE race..!*
    I see what you did there collegehumor..

  • @xXRockXLobsterXx
    @xXRockXLobsterXx Před 4 lety +5715

    "Poor kids are just as bright and talented as white kids." - Joe Biden
    😂

    • @benschmitt7035
      @benschmitt7035 Před 4 lety +428

      @@football4ever605 trumps a fucking idiot tho. We have a narcissist mentally disabled racist, or a pedophilic racist with possible dementia. Hopefully Bernie can pull through

    • @williammoore6534
      @williammoore6534 Před 4 lety +109

      @@benschmitt7035 Bernie is a idiot and filthy communist and should not be trusted

    • @versaillesbitch342
      @versaillesbitch342 Před 4 lety +103

      He misspoke ok? It doesn’t mean he’s racist

    • @versaillesbitch342
      @versaillesbitch342 Před 4 lety +159

      Football Beast trump has literally zero qualities better than Biden. Please go to Canada before we vote and never come back.

    • @JW-hl9fe
      @JW-hl9fe Před 4 lety +16

      mike oxmall yes because I’m sure you think “poor kids are as bright as white kids” 😂😂😂

  • @timmydirtyrat6015
    @timmydirtyrat6015 Před 7 lety +1422

    "Rich in stamps."

  • @DominatorTV9999
    @DominatorTV9999 Před 7 lety +4632

    i love the running jokes in these, like trapp killing pat, or kaite doing cocaine or not seeing race

    • @Matt-nm7xq
      @Matt-nm7xq Před 7 lety +68

      Trapp didn't kill Pat. Watch the end of the video. Dead people can't drive cars or wear Kill Bill jumpsuits. Unless.......Pat was bread the whole time?!?!?!?!

    • @kevinvu5432
      @kevinvu5432 Před 7 lety +6

      DominatorTV they even referenced the whole clothes trends of looking poor intentionally

    • @SecureLemons
      @SecureLemons Před 7 lety

      it's called lazy writing. but cant blame them, because they have to make a video every couple of days

    • @hellokittyfan244
      @hellokittyfan244 Před 7 lety +19

      Sweet Lemons that's a negative comment like it's not lazy it's cute and funny yeesh

    • @SecureLemons
      @SecureLemons Před 7 lety +2

      it is lazy and it is cute and funny yeesh. no reason it cant be both, silly

  • @boypandhesal6027
    @boypandhesal6027 Před 3 lety +844

    I'm a Filipino, not a dishwasher
    Ok, I'm a dishwasher. But don't stereotype!

    • @VWYL900802
      @VWYL900802 Před 3 lety +21

      You’re Filipino, not a karaoke singer! Lol

    • @missylucianna5236
      @missylucianna5236 Před 3 lety +33

      I'm Filipino, not a nurse.

    • @herroyung857
      @herroyung857 Před 3 lety +3

      @@missylucianna5236 Your comment reminded me of my high school, where the nurse was swapped out like 4 times over the years and he/she was Filipino each time...

    • @missylucianna5236
      @missylucianna5236 Před 3 lety +1

      @@herroyung857 yes but not all filipinos are nurses.

    • @herroyung857
      @herroyung857 Před 3 lety

      @@missylucianna5236 I am aware.

  • @jackbinkleymusic
    @jackbinkleymusic Před 3 lety +337

    ITS BEEN A YEAR AND IM STIIILLL WAITING FOR THE SEQUEL; “I’m Queer Not Rich”

    • @ahhh4117
      @ahhh4117 Před 3 lety +8

      Just bc I'm clean and tip well at starbucks doesn't mean I have coin

  • @1999Dman1
    @1999Dman1 Před 7 lety +3051

    "I don't even see race" XD

  • @notben5088
    @notben5088 Před 5 lety +5787

    I'm Australian, Not Drunk...
    Well, ok, I'm drunk. But you still shouldn't stereotype

    • @lykasmourn3742
      @lykasmourn3742 Před 5 lety +97

      You should have said, "I'm drunk, but not because I'm Australian,"

    • @jimmym3352
      @jimmym3352 Před 5 lety +78

      yeah you Australians need to work harder if you are going to take that stereotype away from the Irish. Get to it.

    • @abdouabdelkader5772
      @abdouabdelkader5772 Před 5 lety +1

      you'e drunk tho

    • @tamonk9054
      @tamonk9054 Před 5 lety +12

      Not Ben well I'm Irish not drunk
      Or am I
      I don't know

    • @gagankang420
      @gagankang420 Před 5 lety

      cheers up mate

  • @troybarnes7387
    @troybarnes7387 Před 5 lety +293

    0:45 "Rich in stamps"😂😂😂😂😂

    • @missondo4887
      @missondo4887 Před 3 lety +1

      Lol 😂 they didn’t lol 😂

    • @elij.514
      @elij.514 Před 3 lety +2

      ¿Dónde está la biblioteca?
      Me llamo T-Bone
      La araña discoteca
      Discoteca, muñeca, la biblioteca
      Es en bigote grande, perro, manteca
      Manteca, bigote, gigante, pequeño
      Cabeza es nieve Cerveza es bueno
      Buenos días, me gustas papas frías
      Bigote de la cabra
      Es Cameron Díaz

    • @cantutmez8854
      @cantutmez8854 Před 3 lety +4

      Rich in melanin

  • @blep231
    @blep231 Před 2 lety +59

    The "I'm queer, not rich" line nearly made me choke on my water, jesus christ

  • @t_hodge_
    @t_hodge_ Před 7 lety +2184

    "I don't even see race!" I love Katie's reference

    • @trenawhitehead4628
      @trenawhitehead4628 Před 7 lety +4

      THodge97 where is it from

    • @xCisaShady97
      @xCisaShady97 Před 7 lety +52

      Another CollegeHumor video with Katie as a protagonist that was about the “I don’t see race” thing

    • @victoria4
      @victoria4 Před 7 lety +1

      wow so specific thanks lolol

    • @sophiewest6953
      @sophiewest6953 Před 7 lety

      THodge97 I was 1000 like! I feel accomplished!

    • @bittersweex6108
      @bittersweex6108 Před 6 lety

      Victoria P
      The vid is literally called I don’t see race

  • @StayUpReading
    @StayUpReading Před 7 lety +3071

    "i'm queer not rich" HAH

  • @perfectprince8062
    @perfectprince8062 Před 3 lety +139

    "I am from the Caribbean."
    "No I am not Jamaican!"

    • @n.ayisha
      @n.ayisha Před 3 lety +8

      oh god, yes! every [bleep]ing time. either that, or every food item from the Caribbean gets described as a "Jamaican dish"... like they don't have curry goat, fried plantain, or saltfish and bakes on any other island in the whole [bleep]ing Caribbean Sea. yes, i have some feelings about this particular subject.

    • @The-Plane-Guy
      @The-Plane-Guy Před 2 lety +1

      @@n.ayisha and every Caribbean restaurant somehow has a Jamaican flag somewhere outside or inside lol

    • @wancler5033
      @wancler5033 Před 2 lety +1

      And a Pirate!?

    • @Venotix
      @Venotix Před 2 lety +1

      @@wancler5033 There is one pirate from each island in the Caribbean that makes up a special inclusive group known as the "pirates of the Caribbean" where we hold secret meetings and discuss the fate of the world.

    • @wancler5033
      @wancler5033 Před 2 lety

      @@Venotix interesting

  • @Lala-ep4xe
    @Lala-ep4xe Před 3 lety +104

    “How’d you get in here?”
    “Found this key card.”
    “He- heeeeeyy. We don’t have to look at that”

  • @jeff3816
    @jeff3816 Před 7 lety +2461

    Act like you've never seen sandals before!

    • @LIGHTNING278TH
      @LIGHTNING278TH Před 7 lety +4

      Well... they were.

    • @OughtaBeFun
      @OughtaBeFun Před 7 lety +19

      Jaws all on the floor

    • @AndragonLea
      @AndragonLea Před 7 lety +20

      What were those things though? Did he craft them from the skins of his enemies while living in the way of his ancestors, fighting other poor black guys for his territory? We may never find out.

    • @EliTasrev
      @EliTasrev Před 7 lety +8

      like Pam and Tommy just burst in the door

    • @Nuke_Skywalker
      @Nuke_Skywalker Před 7 lety +4

      quote jseus.

  • @Nikkidafox
    @Nikkidafox Před 7 lety +3389

    "I only have a dollar, god bless."
    That was the first time in a very, very long time that you made me literally laugh out loud.

  • @noahb.2020
    @noahb.2020 Před 3 lety +49

    0:54 “I don’t see race” I remember that video.

  • @FaceD0wnDagon
    @FaceD0wnDagon Před 5 lety +1633

    The talk-down is a real thing, though. And the ironic thing is at a statistical level, the more race-activist you are, the more likely you are to be patronizing towards the same minorities you think you're fighting for.

    • @lindai6988
      @lindai6988 Před 5 lety +105

      When you say race-activist you actually mean white liberals. They can be racist too

    • @aracheb
      @aracheb Před 5 lety +50

      @@lindai6988 They are racist 9 out of 10 times and condescending like the bunch in this video

    • @lindai6988
      @lindai6988 Před 5 lety +90

      Rafael Barranco I'm going to have to say more like 6/10. It's a double-edged sword because I'm glad that people are bringing up issues on racial inequality but the downside is that you can end up victimising a whole group of people if you're focusing on how much they struggle.

    • @Effect_FX
      @Effect_FX Před 5 lety +70

      Ahh yes the old "if you care about inequality, you're the actual racist" bit.

    • @FaceD0wnDagon
      @FaceD0wnDagon Před 5 lety +46

      @@Effect_FX Reading comprehension is a valuable skill in life. We should make sure that all children not only learn how to read, but how to understand what they read. Don't you agree?

  • @awkward_smile._.
    @awkward_smile._. Před 5 lety +1562

    "I dont even see race!!"

  • @jo9432
    @jo9432 Před 7 lety +1567

    " This Hobo Bindle Is A Very Expensive Item In Urban Outfitters " :D

    • @jean-jacketman2083
      @jean-jacketman2083 Před 6 lety

      I looked at that this comment at the exact moment that line was utterd

    • @MoonPatch
      @MoonPatch Před 6 lety

      Is it really though?

    • @Floydthefuckbag
      @Floydthefuckbag Před 6 lety +5

      If it wasn't before this video, I'm sure it's real now.

    • @agnidas5816
      @agnidas5816 Před 2 lety +2

      @@MoonPatch yes. really actually yes it used to be. For any one else reading comments years later.

  • @tylerthegreat8001
    @tylerthegreat8001 Před 5 lety +57

    "rich in stamps"
    Such a great line

  • @chesiregirl
    @chesiregirl Před 2 lety +47

    "We work the same jobs!"
    If Raph works the same job as Grant, who always complains about being broke (because he took out loans to study acting), then wouldn't that mean that Raph is broke too?

    • @remitavernier227
      @remitavernier227 Před 2 lety +10

      But if Raph didn't take loans he has less debt, so would have more money

  • @ArnovanZelst
    @ArnovanZelst Před 6 lety +3643

    Omg the wide shot shows how freakishly tall Grant is

    • @baronluke8065
      @baronluke8065 Před 5 lety +41

      how tall is that exactly?

    • @Fin_Ale
      @Fin_Ale Před 5 lety +87

      baron luke 12”6

    • @k01dsv
      @k01dsv Před 5 lety +26

      I don't think the other ones are that tall tho :) I'm 193 which is tall, but not freakishly tall in Denmark. If I stand next to short people I just look incredibly tall.

    • @merelaartman5046
      @merelaartman5046 Před 5 lety +23

      @@k01dsv no one cares about the Danish dude. Shut up

    • @k01dsv
      @k01dsv Před 5 lety +14

      @@merelaartman5046 Jelly of the danish genetic pool?

  • @francisugorji757
    @francisugorji757 Před 7 lety +6465

    "Rich in stamps." Lol, funniest line I've heard today.

  • @lucypeterson2231
    @lucypeterson2231 Před 3 lety +65

    Literally absolutely no one:
    Ally: Rich in stamps.

  • @KuaChongHeng
    @KuaChongHeng Před 4 lety +59

    "I don't even see race."
    ~Katie Marovitch

  • @hfult
    @hfult Před 6 lety +3127

    katies subtle "I dont see race"

  • @shashwatpunjabitech9227
    @shashwatpunjabitech9227 Před 7 lety +2975

    OMG This Pat subplot is amazing haha

    • @zakthabeth9239
      @zakthabeth9239 Před 7 lety +67

      Continuity at its finest.

    • @bkb757
      @bkb757 Před 7 lety +10

      In what video does it start, by the way?

    • @harshie101
      @harshie101 Před 7 lety +11

      I think the true start is Trapped In Darkness.

    • @lotr155
      @lotr155 Před 7 lety +16

      Trapped in Darkness

    • @Ria-cf1wp
      @Ria-cf1wp Před 7 lety +59

      also the "I don't even see race" comment from a past video lmao. I love this

  • @supersomething3979
    @supersomething3979 Před 4 lety +282

    Black? Poor
    White? Rich
    Asian? Calculator
    German? Nazi
    Hotel? Trivago

    • @goldnpiggyboi
      @goldnpiggyboi Před 3 lety +4

      Deutschland bruvs

    • @samd2612
      @samd2612 Před 3 lety

      Who is trivago

    • @vivekpal7220
      @vivekpal7220 Před 3 lety +1

      @@samd2612 trivago is hotel booking site.

    • @orangejuice2519
      @orangejuice2519 Před 3 lety

      Copied

    • @n.ayisha
      @n.ayisha Před 3 lety +3

      not sure where the whole "white? rich" stereotype is coming from. that must be a stereotype that white people have about themselves, because if you ask the average non-white American what is the first word that comes to mind when they hear "white", the response is probably going to be "racist".

  • @isaknoem5475
    @isaknoem5475 Před 5 lety +366

    Im norwigean not a ...
    OK i am a viking

  • @emandaweedman5726
    @emandaweedman5726 Před 7 lety +1758

    I want the "I'm queer, not rich" video lol

  • @emho8564
    @emho8564 Před 7 lety +1545

    Investigate Pat's Death

  • @Chris-qh2mn
    @Chris-qh2mn Před 5 lety +347

    I'm Hispanic, not Mexican
    I'm Mexican, not a Border Jumper
    I'm a Border Jumper not a Drug Dealer

    • @confidentidiot1431
      @confidentidiot1431 Před 4 lety +21

      You just described my whole family tree

    • @maxb8043
      @maxb8043 Před 4 lety +21

      I'm a Drug Dealer not a murderer

    • @philippedelariviere1992
      @philippedelariviere1992 Před 4 lety +5

      Max B Dealing drug is actually almost murdering

    • @sarahoshea9603
      @sarahoshea9603 Před 4 lety +1

      I'm a drug dealer, not a Criminal

    • @kiwibanana7590
      @kiwibanana7590 Před 4 lety

      @@philippedelariviere1992 Depends on the drug. Also not their responsibility if the drug ends up being bad quality, most of the time drug dealers don't make them.

  • @dominantapex2224
    @dominantapex2224 Před 5 lety +61

    “I’m Brazilian not Hispanic.”

    • @surelock3221
      @surelock3221 Před 4 lety +3

      wait what?

    • @ashierapreston
      @ashierapreston Před 4 lety +12

      Sure Lock Brazilians aren’t Hispanic because they speak Portuguese, and Hispanic means Spanish speaking.

    • @Porbei
      @Porbei Před 4 lety +3

      Ashiera Preston Hispanic can mean someone from or descending from people who were born in the roman state of Hispanics, which included Portugal, Spain and Andorra

    • @pedromorais6826
      @pedromorais6826 Před 3 lety +8

      Sure Lock Brazilians are Latino, but not Hispanics. Latino is more of a historical/geographical notion, but in the US y’all have mistaken it for a race and sometimes put us all in the same mix. That’s why, there, Latino and Hispanic are used as synonyms and some don’t get how one can be Latino and white, or black. Latino refers to people from American countries colonized by romance language speaking Europeans; that’s us. Hispanic refers to Spain’s former colonies (tho Hispania, the Roman territory that it gets its name from, was the whole Iberian Peninsula. That includes Portugal, but Brazilians are still not considered Hispanics). White and black as “race” has to with European or African ancestry, but due to slavery and a heck ton of rape and abuses, it’s not hard for one to have both in Latin America. But because colorism affects racial notions, depending on his or hers skin color you can be racially profiled differently by society, independently from your genealogy. And of course, you have Latin American native populations, who are none. Reiterating that I’m white myself and all I’ve said I read on my own researching in the hopes of helping you understand a bit more. You should always try doing your own studying and give emphasis to non-white/European perspectives.

    • @codwellcoldly9080
      @codwellcoldly9080 Před 3 lety +1

      Yall playing chess while americans like play checkers, chess may be a good game ,but it has all this complexity that turns us off of it. We americans rather play a simpler game this simpler game may be worse and less enjoyable. @@pedromorais6826

  • @patcassels6278
    @patcassels6278 Před 7 lety +1058

    still in traffic

    • @jacobalan5058
      @jacobalan5058 Před 7 lety +22

      Pat Cassels go get trapp and put him in a trap

    • @carsenfloyd1684
      @carsenfloyd1684 Před 7 lety +11

      Pat Cassels you made an account just to make that joke. worth it?

    • @PrKo
      @PrKo Před 7 lety +3

      +Carsen Floyd i made a bleach account and it only took 8 mins :/

    • @Tigerkem
      @Tigerkem Před 7 lety +3

      Carsen Floyd This is Collegehumor not buzzfeed , so no "worth it" here ;)

    • @TheListenerCanon
      @TheListenerCanon Před 7 lety +3

      When you "left", the show hasn't been the same.

  • @londoneldridge7076
    @londoneldridge7076 Před 7 lety +2071

    "I'm a queer, not rich." Me in everything

  • @airnoiphongsavath8509
    @airnoiphongsavath8509 Před 3 lety +24

    "We can all see your toes sticking out of your shoes dude." "These are sandals!" I died lmao

  • @ashamaughn340
    @ashamaughn340 Před 4 lety +27

    "RICH IN STAMPS!!!"🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @mroonicide
    @mroonicide Před 7 lety +402

    "we work the same job! I cant talk to you guys anymore.."
    *proceeds to keep the money anyway*

    • @InoMercy
      @InoMercy Před 7 lety +62

      Wouldn't you?

    • @fruitgum8338
      @fruitgum8338 Před 7 lety

      Quetzalcoalt lucoa

    • @mroonicide
      @mroonicide Před 7 lety +1

      1 KB no.

    • @angelozero106
      @angelozero106 Před 5 lety

      pfft lies

    • @yoholup19
      @yoholup19 Před 3 lety

      Bruh I work in construction and make 15 an hour (latino) but I'm still fucking ghetto I'm keeping that dollar

  • @gdsu234
    @gdsu234 Před 7 lety +2674

    Sooooo, black people get free pizza?
    Sign me up.

    • @therealCCV
      @therealCCV Před 7 lety +32

      Varun S bro.. you are indian

    • @ikerants745
      @ikerants745 Před 7 lety +19

      Varun S ummm… middle Eastern(e.g. Indians) are considered asian not black

    • @LissyJones
      @LissyJones Před 7 lety +85

      i'm black and unfortunately no free pizza 😞

    • @yacqubmahamoud2874
      @yacqubmahamoud2874 Před 7 lety +11

      Ike Rants Indians are not middle eastern... Middle Eastern people are Arab, Perisan or Turks not Indians. Indians are just Asians.

    • @jarredbrown4713
      @jarredbrown4713 Před 7 lety +23

      Can confirm, am black with white friends. I make more than them, but they always try to pay the whole ticket when we eat out.

  • @charlesagha5261
    @charlesagha5261 Před 3 lety +7

    The way she pointed at him when she asked "If this is how we are treating our poor", wow, so disrespectful.

  • @tamarlambert6121
    @tamarlambert6121 Před 3 lety +17

    Katie: "I DON'T SEE RACE, WE HAD A WHOLE EPISODE ABOUT THIS"

  • @onceinanorangemoon7073
    @onceinanorangemoon7073 Před 7 lety +1014

    Katie: I don't even see race!

    • @walkergirl02
      @walkergirl02 Před 7 lety +20

      Once In An Orange Moon I love when they refer back to other sketches

    • @AnbusKi
      @AnbusKi Před 7 lety +17

      Once In An Orange Moon If i had a dollar for everytime Ive heard that cliche fuckery.

    • @darthutah6649
      @darthutah6649 Před 7 lety +1

      good because football > nascar

  • @McButtsTheCrimeDog
    @McButtsTheCrimeDog Před 5 lety +270

    This is the polar opposite of my overall experience. "I'm Jewish, not rich." I'm living in poverty and yet people always think I'm like making bank. Sometimes literally.

    • @denialfalls2724
      @denialfalls2724 Před 2 lety +18

      Sorry to hear about that.

    • @randomviewer09
      @randomviewer09 Před rokem +10

      I mean, you should have a very lucrative job as a tax accountant, lawyer or bank owner right?

    • @davidaugustofc2574
      @davidaugustofc2574 Před rokem

      They say Jews only live in camps or in banks

    • @molls127
      @molls127 Před 3 měsíci

      me

    • @molls127
      @molls127 Před 3 měsíci

      not the poverty part that sucks

  • @bootlejuice8727
    @bootlejuice8727 Před 3 lety +127

    “I’m black not poor” ... not according to Joe Biden 🙃

    • @overthecounterbeanie
      @overthecounterbeanie Před 3 lety +11

      If you ain't poor, you ain't black. Come on man!

    • @fuav66777j
      @fuav66777j Před 3 lety +2

      @@stolenshortsword that’s not the full quote, and by itself that quote isn’t racist at all.

    • @simoneidson21
      @simoneidson21 Před 3 lety +2

      Ah yes calling someone a racist based on out of context quotes.

    • @bootlejuice8727
      @bootlejuice8727 Před 3 lety +4

      @@simoneidson21 maybe I’m a democrat after all :)

    • @macaronitony1991
      @macaronitony1991 Před 3 lety

      @@fuav66777j yeah it was kind of racist

  • @stephaniebehlen4324
    @stephaniebehlen4324 Před 3 lety +7

    I can’t be the only one that every time I see this and think it says I’m not black in poor

    • @zealisrealfan
      @zealisrealfan Před 3 lety

      The bottom part of the R was covered for me so I thought it said
      I’m Black, Not Poop

  • @frankwaymustdie5922
    @frankwaymustdie5922 Před 7 lety +484

    "I'm queer, not rich" I've never related so much

  • @JayaSaputra
    @JayaSaputra Před 6 lety +3161

    I'm Asian, not Chinese.

    • @milksalmon
      @milksalmon Před 6 lety +125

      I'm Chinese,not As-
      Wait a minute.

    • @kyle1267
      @kyle1267 Před 6 lety +34

      Nani!!??!?!!

    • @shavy7734
      @shavy7734 Před 6 lety

      Jaya Saputra Chinese is Asian

    • @YuAn-cx5cd
      @YuAn-cx5cd Před 6 lety +8

      I AGREE IAM ASIAN NOT CHINESE NOR JAPANESE NOR KOREAN

    • @laschemevo9383
      @laschemevo9383 Před 6 lety +7

      but how is that possible china is like literaly the only country in asia like isnt it?

  • @googlewebsite5953
    @googlewebsite5953 Před 5 lety +8

    Ha ran into this issue a lot, I’m a black male my mom was a commercial real estate investor dad was a top orthodontist in Pennsylvania. Kids always thought my family made less or that I was going to private schools on scholarships... this shits real

    • @randomperson-pn7us
      @randomperson-pn7us Před 3 lety +1

      With this experience, which party have you favored more, the democrats or republicans?

    • @googlewebsite5953
      @googlewebsite5953 Před 3 lety +2

      @@randomperson-pn7us It changes pretty often. I normally operate off the utilitarian view point: the most good for the most people paired with a “radical centrist” ideology that I try to be as realistic as possible using facts and data.
      I think that both parties have completely lost their mind in the past few years so I haven’t fully support either recently. I personally believe that they both have their areas of expertise but find that they seem so focused on demonizing each other for what ever reason.
      Probably wont side with a party until this country learns that just because someone disagrees with your view, it does not make them any less of a patriot or American.

    • @ShinnoEli
      @ShinnoEli Před rokem

      @@googlewebsite5953 Posting a year late, but as a fellow swing voter with no plans to change that, for these exact reasons, it's great to see somebody else say it. >_< Seriously, thank you for existing.

  • @teeilaws
    @teeilaws Před rokem +1

    I work in a sector where I hear this so often ... Black doesn't equal poor.

  • @kayvonrad3044
    @kayvonrad3044 Před 7 lety +2984

    This video has a strong message
    People could be starving only one block away!

    • @pabloreyes6221
      @pabloreyes6221 Před 6 lety +17

      another one you could possibly be living next to a homosexual and not know

    • @charlieguida6115
      @charlieguida6115 Před 6 lety

      Kayvon Rad iii

    • @atirx7317
      @atirx7317 Před 6 lety +1

      Kayvon Rad - Too bad many non-black people do not seem to get the msg. But apparently it helps a lot of white people feel better about themselves by thinking it's normal and okay to think the black people as less than them or in some way needy and impoverished. You know Low cast.

    • @anuragpandey9945
      @anuragpandey9945 Před 6 lety

      Kayvon Rad I

    • @rustykettle6889
      @rustykettle6889 Před 6 lety +2

      *one black away.

  • @allison307
    @allison307 Před 6 lety +831

    "I don't even see race!"

    • @id2349
      @id2349 Před 6 lety +2

      Woohoo you don’t have to, you are the supreme leader of this world 😌

    • @centurion2396
      @centurion2396 Před 6 lety +1

      Owwww thats another whole thing, we dont talk about that here

    • @HockeyPwnsBaseball
      @HockeyPwnsBaseball Před 6 lety

      "I don't see race. People tell me I'm white, and I believe them because I shop at Gap."

    • @babamanga1674
      @babamanga1674 Před 6 lety

      wow I like how u lie if u see somebody black u just say that person is white?

  • @johnjohnfofohniam
    @johnjohnfofohniam Před 3 lety +6

    I’m British, not snobby.

  • @shahadatreza8858
    @shahadatreza8858 Před 3 lety +8

    “Rich in stamps”.. had me rofl

  • @felixpawlowski9033
    @felixpawlowski9033 Před 6 lety +1272

    Im German, not a Nazi

    • @mydyyyl9929
      @mydyyyl9929 Před 5 lety +106

      I know right? Just because I hate jews and named my self on reddit u/gasthejew88 it doesn’t mean that I am a nazi!
      You shouldn’t stereotype!

    • @logant6630
      @logant6630 Před 5 lety +77

      I'm Mexican, not a border jumper

    • @fallenmaple9023
      @fallenmaple9023 Před 5 lety +23

      Thank you for bringing that up, everyone’s home country has done awful things, like Canada’s treatment of asians

    • @junenaya2736
      @junenaya2736 Před 5 lety +11

      *NEIN*

    • @wtfdidijustwatch1017
      @wtfdidijustwatch1017 Před 5 lety +3

      @@logant6630 You kinda are..... Awkwarrrrrdd....

  • @rakarachmanda2712
    @rakarachmanda2712 Před 7 lety +1289

    i am asian, not a doctor.

    • @vandanamin3166
      @vandanamin3166 Před 6 lety +4

      What ru talking about

    • @rakarachmanda2712
      @rakarachmanda2712 Před 6 lety +30

      I mean that i am not an academically success like western stereotype of Asians.

    • @notthatguy4703
      @notthatguy4703 Před 6 lety +14

      Raka Rachmanda People don't think asians are a godly intellect, if they do think that, they're pretty fucking retarded. People think that their parents push them too hard to get good grades.

    • @yxtee
      @yxtee Před 6 lety +46

      I'm asian, not rice.

    • @freshswagga100
      @freshswagga100 Před 6 lety +5

      Raka Rachmanda whats the difference?

  • @hypatiamagyar1393
    @hypatiamagyar1393 Před 4 lety +58

    Remember when Joe Biden said "poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids" ? lmaoo

    • @thecube9037
      @thecube9037 Před 4 lety +1

      was he joking?

    • @aleno4804
      @aleno4804 Před 4 lety +5

      @@thecube9037 no, he actually tried to fix saying: wealth kid, black kid and asian kids. but you know by the little pause he did that he was actually think only in white kids.

    • @hypatiamagyar1393
      @hypatiamagyar1393 Před 3 lety +4

      @@thecube9037 he let it slip by accident

    • @maroonhorizon1693
      @maroonhorizon1693 Před 3 lety

      Hypatia Magyar damn he really said that? Link to the video or article?

    • @wyvern938
      @wyvern938 Před 3 lety

      YiKeS

  • @user-sm6no9sw3o
    @user-sm6no9sw3o Před 4 lety +10

    Look at the water dispenser
    0:14
    0:26

  • @missmayfair2716
    @missmayfair2716 Před 7 lety +1379

    I'm gay not fashionable.

    • @catboy8137
      @catboy8137 Před 6 lety +33

      If you're a lesbian no one expects you to be

    • @retropolis_fae
      @retropolis_fae Před 6 lety +4

      cat boy
      ...?

    • @K9.v1n
      @K9.v1n Před 6 lety +1

      honestly

    • @heidingo7632
      @heidingo7632 Před 6 lety +18

      I'm bi not desperate

    • @Chengi
      @Chengi Před 6 lety +1

      They go around with short colored hair so that no guy will be able to think they're hot.

  • @ElementBirdGaming
    @ElementBirdGaming Před 7 lety +378

    aye he lucky he didnt need to pay for pizza

  • @pinembra2733
    @pinembra2733 Před 5 lety +5

    I love all the references from previous videos

  • @jackalnerf6230
    @jackalnerf6230 Před 3 lety +8

    “The poor kids and the white kids”

  • @aislingdolan279
    @aislingdolan279 Před 6 lety +649

    I love the continuity in college humor! Like Katie's "I don't even see race" comment slipped in and Trapp freaking out over Pat's badge 😁

    • @AenusGaper
      @AenusGaper Před 6 lety +6

      Aisling Dolan I think that's the one joke I'm out of the loop on. Why does he not want to see the badge?

    • @milesgaunt6767
      @milesgaunt6767 Před 6 lety +24

      +Daniel Ramirez he murdered pat and doesn't want anyone to know.

    • @jellyacw8751
      @jellyacw8751 Před 6 lety +6

      Daniel Ramirez he killed pat

    • @user-ue5ry1zs6k
      @user-ue5ry1zs6k Před 6 lety +10

      Daniel Ramirez they have this "storyline" that the characters keep mentioning, basically Trapp killed Pat, but Pat is still alive and wants revenge. Not a big deal

  • @annap9266
    @annap9266 Před 7 lety +1758

    "I'm queer not rich" BAHAHAHAHAHHA

  • @saliyajayaweera9197
    @saliyajayaweera9197 Před 4 lety +5

    Haha..! Reminds me the funny experience, one of our south african share holders had to face during his brief stay at California. The guy always dress pretty casual and drives ordinary family cars around. Somehow at a coffee shop, he ended up being yelled about a food stamp and receiving welfare by bunch of angry dudes. They mistook him for a refugee or perhaps an immigrant worker. Although, he actually worths over 80 million american dollars and owns the largest functional gem mine in Sri Lanka. Also a board member of several well established businesses. He still laughs reminding that day.

  • @adantayevans3088
    @adantayevans3088 Před 2 lety

    Going back to this after watching total forgiveness is *chef's kiss*

  • @aidandagrossa575
    @aidandagrossa575 Před 5 lety +2257

    Im Italian, not a pasta addict.
    Ok I'm a pasta addict BUT STILL DONT STEROTYPE!

  • @CornyPenny887
    @CornyPenny887 Před 6 lety +614

    "rich in stamps"
    goodness that was fucking hilarious

    • @muhammadluthfiharits5184
      @muhammadluthfiharits5184 Před 6 lety

      Aaron Dickson what does it means?

    • @galacticbambi949
      @galacticbambi949 Před 6 lety +7

      Luthfi Harits Like food stamps...i didn't even know people didn't know what that was. Not to be rude. Im just surprised

    • @LashanR
      @LashanR Před 6 lety +12

      It's not a thing outside of the US

    • @brianlin922
      @brianlin922 Před 6 lety +2

      Yeah it’s tickets given out by the US government for low income people to pay for food.

    • @georgefairweather1990
      @georgefairweather1990 Před 6 lety +10

      I thought it was referring to a stamp collection.

  • @Mr.Infumus
    @Mr.Infumus Před 3 lety +2

    The slight head nod from Zac in Raphs direction as he said "poor people". 👌🏿

  • @alisonfoley4212
    @alisonfoley4212 Před 2 lety +2

    “I don’t even see race!” Lol 😂

  • @dallasdegourville7046
    @dallasdegourville7046 Před 6 lety +542

    Lol Katie “ I don’t see race “ 😂

    • @hirosmirnov8287
      @hirosmirnov8287 Před 5 lety +5

      A person posts a thoughtful critique of the video. They get 5 likes. You post a line from the video, add Lol and an emoji. You get 350. Kill me already.

    • @yaoinator
      @yaoinator Před 5 lety +2

      Its a reference to a video

    • @nerdysasmrchannel7984
      @nerdysasmrchannel7984 Před 5 lety

      @@hirosmirnov8287 that's how the Internet works lol :3

  • @itgoes2528
    @itgoes2528 Před 7 lety +720

    pats fucking keycard got me rolling

    • @blacklion8307
      @blacklion8307 Před 7 lety +25

      "We don't have to look at that!"

    • @Sheriff_K
      @Sheriff_K Před 7 lety +4

      What was funny about it?

    • @benjaminblack6771
      @benjaminblack6771 Před 7 lety +17

      Sheriff K they've been hinting for a while that pat is coming back

    • @emilioking3
      @emilioking3 Před 7 lety +8

      Sheriff K that he was murdered by trapp

  • @quintinfoutz
    @quintinfoutz Před 2 lety +2

    As Dave Chapelle says, "Poor is mindset, Dave. We're just broke."

  • @limabeats2389
    @limabeats2389 Před 3 lety

    That close up on Zach is amazing

  • @duncanfery9377
    @duncanfery9377 Před 6 lety +601

    "I'm queer, not rich" If I were gay, I would always use that XD

    • @ricardoalves9605
      @ricardoalves9605 Před 5 lety +2

      Your mom uses it
      OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!

    • @vrontic3513
      @vrontic3513 Před 5 lety +21

      Ricardo alves that was terrible

    • @NullExotic
      @NullExotic Před 5 lety +1

      Duncan Fery i saw this comment has that happend lol

    • @solitairehoney6944
      @solitairehoney6944 Před 5 lety

      you dont even make sense. and ur rly using XD?? just stop

    • @leebee42069
      @leebee42069 Před 5 lety +5

      @@ricardoalves9605 which mom tho?

  • @RapierNeedleCrime
    @RapierNeedleCrime Před 7 lety +234

    I love the black guy's beard; it really suits him

    • @Nightcoffee365
      @Nightcoffee365 Před 7 lety +13

      RapierNeedleCrime I totally wish I could pull off the bearded and bald thing. My face hair is not great.

    • @anibrataghosh8978
      @anibrataghosh8978 Před 7 lety +22

      RapierNeedleCrime he can't afford shaving! God! How insensitive of you!

    • @treize32
      @treize32 Před 7 lety +1

      I was thinking it...and you said it.

  • @zaidlacksalastname4905
    @zaidlacksalastname4905 Před rokem +2

    The homeless bit was genius. Love these guys.

  • @novaenby7823
    @novaenby7823 Před 5 lety +4

    0:53
    That is a crossover from the episode when Katie says she doesn’t see race or gender or anything like that

  • @renamurray9957
    @renamurray9957 Před 6 lety +3864

    I’m queer not rich

  • @mcgavinclapping9490
    @mcgavinclapping9490 Před 7 lety +804

    I appreciate college humor for this cus this shit actually happens not as overt or funny but it still happens

    • @e13kid
      @e13kid Před 6 lety +30

      Well a white guy with the N word in his username would definitely know...Not.

    • @christinad1125
      @christinad1125 Před 6 lety

      e13kid it could just be a I don’t know a fucking picture

    • @christinad1125
      @christinad1125 Před 6 lety

      e13kid are you a fucking penguin? No

    • @mathiaschwan9882
      @mathiaschwan9882 Před 2 lety

      HE SPEAKS SO WELL!

  • @michaellyndon6982
    @michaellyndon6982 Před 3 lety +2

    The timestamp on the thumbnail covers part of the R an makes it look like it says, "I'm black, not poop"

  • @numinous123
    @numinous123 Před 3 lety +3

    I'm in social services and help people find employment.
    I had been working with a participant who called themselves a "social justice warrior". She was a white woman, dressed, and smelling, like a hippy... I swear to god she actually said that to me... telling me that "it's shame what society's had done to me, and all minorities, and she's there fighting for me. It's a shame I had to be in that job working for (honest to god she said this) THE MAN."
    I told her.... I might be a minority, and yes, many people in this world hate me for the color of my skin and ethnicity.... BUT... I'm college educated, have a job paying over 50K, and you're homeless, and coming to me to look for a job. I don't need you talking down to me while I'm trying to help YOU.
    Now.... I'm all for people fighting for the rights of others. I do it myself. But the person I was meeting with thought that I was some sort of lower person. And I realized that there are actually a lot of people her.
    HOWEVER.... there are also people on the far right that are far worse than that woman.
    Two wrongs don't make a right.

  • @callumvanheerden1530
    @callumvanheerden1530 Před 7 lety +549

    When I read the title on the thumbnail, the slanted part of the R was cut out by the time of the video and it read, "I’M BLACK, NOT POOP."

  • @harleyquin_3
    @harleyquin_3 Před 7 lety +582

    This shit happens to me when I go to the nail salon. They cautiously tell me the price like I can't afford it 😒

    • @headedbeefer1511
      @headedbeefer1511 Před 7 lety +25

      Fancy Ginger thats common in salon's.... as when you've gotten your nails done its no going back. They just want to be sure you can pay, no matter what ski color you are

    • @bobvella7228
      @bobvella7228 Před 7 lety +1

      i don't understand the service, isn't it a bad deal? though a heads up on how long it takes would be nice.

    • @thedelia101
      @thedelia101 Před 6 lety +21

      I'm sorry if you feel this way, but as a person who does nails in a salon...WE HAVE TO TELL YOU THE PRICE of each service even if we recognize you as a returning customer. You have no idea a the amount of people who complain that their service was overcharged or that the nail technician "tricked" them into doing an expensive service.

    • @ppalriyeun8846
      @ppalriyeun8846 Před 6 lety +12

      this is what's wrong with society.. they do that to EVERYONE not just you. don't play the victim.

    • @tesateng8179
      @tesateng8179 Před 6 lety +7

      Fancy Ginger the awkward moment when they do that to everyone and not just you... like seriously do you just jump to conclusions...

  • @MrTitchThomas
    @MrTitchThomas Před 4 lety +1

    “Get a phone card, phone home” 😂😂😂

  • @thiagodeandrade7081
    @thiagodeandrade7081 Před 5 lety +1

    Our prayers are with Raphael.

  • @-KevinAriel
    @-KevinAriel Před 7 lety +174

    today college humor is now likely to office humor

    • @whywhy8276
      @whywhy8276 Před 7 lety +2

      OH instead of CH lol

    • @wellesradio
      @wellesradio Před 7 lety +4

      kevin ariel simanjuntak Well, it's better for college kids to see what they have to look forward to. Actual college kid humor don't pay the bills. Unlike middle schoolers, college kids don't make up that big of a block for advertising revenue from CZcams.

    • @osianoisekenegbe9401
      @osianoisekenegbe9401 Před 7 lety

      and you know of colleges & offices how...?

  • @Bugjuice6193
    @Bugjuice6193 Před 6 lety +298

    This is literally Chris's teacher in Everybody Hates Chris.

  • @datlittlegayemokid2316
    @datlittlegayemokid2316 Před 5 lety +5

    I’m gay, not a fashion expert
    ( I know there’s more stereotypes but idk)

  • @steezgawdextraswa6906
    @steezgawdextraswa6906 Před 3 lety

    The „ugh“ was sooooo accurate