This Drink is Embarrassing
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- čas přidán 22. 02. 2017
- It takes a big man to drink from a chalice.
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CAST
Zac Oyama
Grant O'Brien
Mike Trapp
Matt Cordova
CREW
Director - Michael Schaubach
Writer - Zac Oyama
Producer - Shane Crown
Production Coordinator - Francesca McLafferty
Director of Photography - Luc Delamare
1st AC - Dawson Taylor
2nd AC/DIT - Matt Richardson
Gaffer - Vince Valentin
Key Grip - Andy Fronczak
Sound Mixer - Chris Bennett for BoTown Sound
Production Designer - Rick Mader
President of Original Content - Sam Reich
Vice President of Production - Spencer Griffin
Executive in Charge of Production - Sam Sparks
Supervising Producer - Alex Edge
Production Legal - Karen Segall
Production Accountant - Shay Parsons
Production Accountant - Chetera Bell
Production Assistant - Kevin Clark-Ryan
Production Intern - Kristie Lee
Post Production Supervisor - Melissa Balan
Post Production Coordinator - Marissa High
Licensing and Programming Coordinator - Theodora Hart
Editor - Michael Schaubach
Visual Effects & Graphics - TJ Gonzalez
Head Assistant Editor, Post Prod. Systems Engineer - Ryan A. Kelly
Assistant Editor - Spencer Kombol - Komedie
Everyone’s talking about how patient the bartender is being but you can’t tell me he wasn’t intentionally fucking with Zac the longer it went on.
I mean, he had half of those pre-made and sitting there already, so yeah, 100%
@@kharnthebetrayer8251 They were from a previous customer obviously
Yeah i like to think this was the bartenders way of ragging on ppl who are self conscious that their drinks look too feminine lol
@@rachelrachel9152 I like the idea that the tampon in the old fashioned was improvised since He knew he had to tone it down.
@@juhis5936 Plot twist: all of those drink have been sitting there for 13 years!
“Sir, that’ll be $680 dollars”
This is what I came here for
you put dollars twice
Yup they still charge for every drink, even if you change your mind
690
Sir, that'll be $680 dollars and your *dignity*
-"They're working the petals"
The way he says it, hes proud of that one.
Dude I'm proud of it, that was really funny.
Like he should be
I don't usually wind up real-life laughing at CZcams videos but that one caught me off guard
I dont understand the joke
@@MuffenCat100 its flower petals on car petals
PSA: If your beer is served in a "chalice", it's probably because it's a strong freaking beer.
Just how they used to make it.
Good to know
can confirm
Lol, I thought the same thing. The strongest beer they had was probably the first one he got
Got one at a company party like that, after 2 I found out it was 15%
Jesus, props to the prop department on this one.
I think they already got those
"Props to the prop department" HAHAHA FUNNY
Spencer's gifts( mall store)
Ah ha I see what you did there
thanks i hate it
Most.Patient.Bartender.Ever
Diamond Snow no he just enjoys screwing with him. I know I would.
Yeah, but that bar is dead
It cost him for every drink I imagine so I would be patient too
Diamond Snow Ikr
In fact, I think he's rather happy with his job lol
I LOVE HOW HES NOT COMPLAINING ABOUT THE FACT THAT HE CHANGED HIS ORDER LIKE THREE BILLION TIMES
He is the most patient bartender to ever walk the face of this Earth.
Well he bought the drink so ez money amiright
I LOVE YOU
+Auds I was the 1,000th like on your comment lol
Its almost like its a comedy sketch or something
THE HAPPY FACE OF THE BARTENDER WHEN SERVING THOSE FANCY DRINKS I CANT EVEN
It's so wholesome
"They're working the pedals!"
He's enjoying this guy's fragile masculinity
It was the penis one that I bet he laughed at
“To drink that one you kiss it!”
Idk if i'm served a drink in somethin called a chalice, I'd feel pretty great.
A chalice would make me feel like a king!👑
You get to drink wine from a chalice every time you go to church.
Don't worry, I don't go either.
I would like to say a certain meme here.
Trappp funy yanderedev
Consume.
So the manlier sounding the drink, the more embarrassing the cup, which means that if you ordered something with a name like a Nancy Boy Sparkle Fairy Kiss, it would be served in a cup made from a tiger's skull that also plays "Bad to the Bone".
Except he chose 'old fashioned' and still got a tampon in his glass, so...
at least the tampon was unused
Elliot Gale That's pretty fucking manly
420th like to the best comment ever. That's a privilege.
i lol so hard when i read bad to the bone
I'm fairly sure that the owner of that bar created every single drink with a tough sounding name to be girly to embarrass guys like Zack.
That's why he stays so calm
Sepehr the Scups & Dad basically
It's Zac
Nice name and character
You could argue he’s making a point.
It’s really endearing that not only was the bartender super proud of the “working the pedals” line, but the other two laughed at the joke, showing how much they didn’t care about the drink choice being “manly”, and how ridiculous zach’s character was being.
yeah at one point one of them literally told him to just drink what he wants, that it was fine and he didn't have to prove his manliness XD
That dick straw had me laughing really hard lol
We also think you should watch the outtakes, but like, way less aggressively than that dude.
Nicholas LionRider
I need to buy one of those for a prank
Is there a video of the outtakes? How do I view this?
Ask your local bartender and don't forget the magic word (Powerfull raged-filled uncle)
why'd you delete it? I was excited, man :/
The way he just slapped the tampon in the old fashioned lol
That's a "save some for later" option. Hmmmm, I'll have to remember that one...
Thanks. I actually had no idea what that was. 🙂
@@mrEbraheem I honestly thought it was a stick of string cheese
"Tampons are poisonous."
*"WHY ARE THEY POISONOUS?!"*
@@starminer7z746 please never have kids
I mean, there's nothing embarrassing about a chalice. My only complaint would be that it holds less.
To me it wouldn't matter; especially if it goes with decent proof.
It's more alcoholic than beer, most likely.
@@HelgaCavoliYou mean it's more alcoholic beer. There are styles of beers that can have 12-18% of alcohol "easily".
Free refills and ill feel like royalty
@@mishakac1283 Depends on the region. In Quebec Canada, you are not allowed to call a drink a beer once it reaches 12% ABV. At this point it needs to be called a barley wine.
The bartender is so happy with all his stupid cups.
He knows what he's doing. He loves his job and messing with costumers
"To DrInK tHaT oNe YoU kIsS iT!!!"
@@ihavekalashnikovyoudomath9275 Half of them were already made a sitting there, so yeah
"The roses are working the petals" 😂 gold!!
i don't get it. can you explain it to me?
iwantnothing but cars have pedals
iwantnothing but roses have petals, as in flower leaves. Pedals are how you drive. Its punny
thinks i get it now.
WHAT'S UP NODBOT
"Guns are cool sex with hot girls" drink had me dying with laughter. *Twinkle twinkle little star*
XDD
I think at that point the bartender was actually just laughing at the prop and they left it in the sketch
I think the “roses are driving” and “they’re working with petals” is the most underrated joke in this video
"Hey guys do we have any silly cups in the back?" "Yep" "perfect, I've got a sketch"
How did the bartender not get pissed off by Zac? That's the real question we should be asking.
he was having too much fun making a fool out of zac to even get angry
We're usually patient with customers.
Even those types
I'm assuming cause Zack's gonna have to pay for all that.
Because gratuity.
He tips $400 a drink. It's nuts.
This happened to me today when I ordered a mocktail in middle of a busy restaurant. Pink drink in a high glass, with impaled strawberry and lime segments, big pink straw and bright red umbrella. It was actually very tasty, refreshing, and looked so much nicer than the ditch water brown stuff I usually order.
Lol
Daniel Sadjadi what study says drinking casually is unhealthy??? Asking for a friend
@@matthewfairchild3846 drinking, not drinking casually. Though there are studied that shows that alcohol affects the growth of your brain and can affect your livor.
Daniel Sadjadi I agree, beer isn’t manly. Drink Whiskey
I love pink lemonade,and no one can tell me I’m not a man for drinking it!
Those drinks probably had like 70% alcohol while that beer had 5% honestly
I know this is 3 years old but all of those had beer in them.
@@3rdJan why is your name January 3rd
@@berserkerkun9882 because it’s january third
@@berserkerkun9882 Jan 3rd is my husband actually.
His father was a rambling man, gathered no moss that one.
6 children from 8 women, the only male child, all named Jan.
He's the 5th Jan, but his two oldest sisters are dead to him.
all of them were beers
I love when I stumble upon an older CH video that I've never seen. It's always a gem.
ive never worked as a bartender, but i imagine you would get thrown out pretty quickly doing this.
I think Zac pays for all of those drinks.
fdqsfdsf fdqsfdsqf This happened to me once in a bar, I ordered a vodka redbull and the bartender gave me a cranberry vodka and I asked her what it was and said that I ordered vodka redbull. Then she got mad and eventually she made me the vodka redbull which I had asked for. Funny thing is that I even offered to buy the vodka cranberry but she wouldn't sell it to me anymore 🤔
As a bartender we cant afford wastage and if those beers weren't sold immediately afterwards the customer wont want it so itll be a huge stock loss to the company. Of course accidents happen but if a customer did that consistently i would tell them they have to pay for them
Almost like it's an exaggeration for comedic effect or something.
I'm a bartender and I can guarantee you can get away with this shit out of spite. But you have to make it look like you've put a lot of effort into it so the manager doesn't think anything of it. Especially the dick one. I'm joking of course.
Edit: ps I mean making the drinks girly not the actual wasting of the drinks. That's a pretty big no, by the second or third drink you should probably recommend something they're clearly looking for.
I was once at a bar, made fun of my friend for ordering a fuzzy naval, telling him it was girl's drink. Then I ordered something because it was a rum drink, and it was pink with an umbrella and a slice of fruit. This video brought back memories...
Pfft, it's 2017, people dont care about that anymore lol.. i work as a bartender and serve men "girly" drinks all the time lol
Well... the girly drinks are the tastier ones anyways. Mostly at least.
It is pink and creamy and has cherries in it? Hand it over!
ANDREW POWERS most guys are so weird, the brighter the color the better the taste and depending on the bar tender, the more drunk you get with less.
unless you don't like sugar, or horrible hangovers....
I'm more into stouts and vodka myself.. don't like the sickly sweetness
The best thing about this sketch is how proud and happy the bartender looks about his drinks
The definition of fragile masculinity
TheImpiroGirl the definition of a feminist
VK not quite lol
charlie ou yes so many normal people use fragile masculinity i forgot its not like its not even a scientiffic term and just made up like the word "mansplaining"
VK no fragile masculinity is a real thing lol
charlie try googling fragile masculinity... the whole page is full with twitter buzzfeed and tumblr. The only definition is from urban dictionary for gods sake *LOL*
I like how they only look uncomfortable or embarrassed by Zack when he gets all defensive of his masculinity. They weren't ashamed or mocking of his drink choices. A sketch group of a lesser caliber would not have cast so thoughtful friends.
"swamps are known for their men"
Who wouldn't love their drink served to them in a pineapple sauna with a Cupid peeing into it?
Seriously, I'd drink that 😂
Alex Vince it’s actually a statue in Brussels called the Mannekin Pis which is a fountain which is a little boi pissing into s pool
*suck
Alex Vince+ i’d like that
Me too
Its a fountain, me too.
My brother started drinking sweet tea because someone told him lemonade was gay.
That'sWhatSheSaid That person is a homophobe. Your brother should not listen to them.
I like mixing sweet tea and lemonade. Split the difference.
"These gay people are so triggered by everything, damn snowflakes"
I hope this lemonade doesnt make me look gay
The Mandalorian Yes?
@@armorfrogentertainment That must be bi then
2:29 his proud look gets me every time, high class acting right there
Did they do this after a Bizarre Amazing Product Review and decide to keep what they bought?
I think so
Laura Robjohns omfg that's genius
Laura Robjohns To be honest, some of it they might have, lol.
Laura Robjohns k
Your profile pic looks like Mabel for gravity falls I had to say that
why are fruity drinks "girly"? why wouldn't someone want a good tasting drink? or are you saying next time i serve a man a steak i should dunk it in dirty mop water first because it would taste "manlier"?
because the more delicious the drink the less manly it becomes unless its really good beer but with liquor its the rule. unless you are with people who wont judge you for ordering that order the "girl" drink because deep down those are the best
Men like being miserable because we think it builds character...plus, shit-tasting swill really does put hair on your chest. That's an actual medical fact!
Or or or....men and women have different tastes.
I like fruity drinks though, but that's probably because I am not a big alcohol drinker, so the fruit masks the alcohol taste.
+ShadeSlayer1911 oh you're a man and you like fruity drinks? Well I guess that debunks that theory then.
that's fine if someone legitimately likes the taste of beer, I was more asking why there's this stigma around if a man wants to drink fruity drinks.
Edit : V case and point below V
Chalices and goblets are awesome!
Yeah, Kings drank out of those, he should have smilied and took the incidental compliment.
His first two glasses werent even a mockery, What comes later is the punishment from the barkeeper for mocking chalices
I'd only be torqued over how much is cost for a shot.
I would drink from the pond the statue was peeing into, it is like some weird modern art inspired drink
I'm very late but that's manneken pis, it's a famous statue
The shape of the different beer glasses actually accentuates the aroma which makes the beer taste better so whenever I get a tulip/chalice glass it's typically a better beer. Sorry I like my beer better than how masculinity is "supposed" to be
Guinness is served in pints, as are all beers that have any flavor. It doesn't really matter what glass you use for a lager or "boutique" beer as they tend to lack aroma.
Sean Sometimes alcohol content as well. The only beers we serve in an 8oz pour have 11-13% alcohol, it would be illegal in our state to serve it in a pint. And sometimes for incredibly strong flavors, like when we have a somewhat sweet stout that pours like mud, we end up wasting half the keg if we sell it in large pours cause people only drink about half their glass. If we charge just a little less for a smaller pour everyone is happy. People don't feel like they wasted their money not finishing their drink, and we sell more glasses.
Sean
The kind of beer that tastes like yogurt and where woodruff syrup is added to make it bearable?
to be frank, beer tastes gross anyways. the only thing worse than beer in terms of alcoholic beverages is jaegermeister. I'm much more for some vodka or rum combinations.
Sean NOBODY complains about this! I have never heard a single man complain about manly glass shapes, because it doesn't happen. haven't you seen a man drinking wine before?
bruh, idgaf as long as its a drink im game
Nice photo
You'd order a cosmopolitan?
I would.
How about my piss?
Really? What about sex on the beach or cumshot?
chalice wasn't so bad
“40 is the new 20”
I love these quick lines in the background they add so much
"working the pedals" was the winning line for sure.
I would buy them all just for the cups😂😂😂😂
Unknown username nice username
They aren't cups...
Same 😂
Does it include the Cupid pissing one
But what if they don't let you keep them?
1:50 my dream drink 😍😍. Can't wait to order it with the boys.
Lmao
"What do you recommend?" Problem solved.
If you ever ask the bartender that they're going to recommend you the two most expensive drinks on the menu. Literally don't ever ask a bartender this because also, the answer is totally dependent on personal preferences, and it's basically a bartender or server's nightmare to answer this question.
What's embarrassing is that men are sensitive to the packaging of their drink. It's just alcohol.
It's just as stupid a fear as men being afraid of being seen as gay or girls seen as sluts. Where is the merit in any of it, there is none
You would probably be embarrassed if you have to kiss a mannequin or drink from a penis shaped container or have to drink a little statue’s piss or...I LIKE RUN ON SENTENCES.
I’m a women and I do this. No one really likes being seen as “weak”
Dani Smith
I’m confused on how ordering a glass that looks cute is weak.
she_ I don't get it either, but I feel like others would see it that way
The little peeing boy is Mannequin Pis from Belgium. There is a little statue downtown Brussels and it just pees however on special events he does in fact pee beer and they pass said beer glasses into the crowd soooo...
Time to go to Belgium
I went to Belgium bit I didn't see it
That's amazing 😂
Manneke pis is kinda underwhelming tbh... gekke Zuid-Nederlanders
GOLDEN SHOWERS FOR EVERYONE!!!
The outtakes are hilarious 🤣 love this sketch
"To drink that one ya *kiss* it!" God I love that quote
"The powerful rage filled Uncle"
Ok, he was practically asking to walk into that.
The outtakes were removed? 😱 I was looking forward to those, damn it!
Great sketch!
They're on the CH2 channel.
NewhamMatt
Thanks man! 😃
Aw, the moment when someone just gives up. Beautiful.
Still one of my favorites. Written so well. Makes me laugh every time.
Ima predict the ending of the skit. His boyfriend is gonna show up and kiss him.
Edit:
I was wrong.
You wish.
Bebo18
Wut?
this woulda been hilarious
Bebo18 My guess was he finally got a mans drink and he takes one sip and goes "....yup this tastes like shit..just how i like it"
*Just how I liek it* XD
Nickelback is a national treasure.
That is fucking genius.
isn't google just the worst? Oml true
thanks for the idea lol! Im gonna suggest that to my boss at the bar where im working
noooo, most tampons are scented and absolutely filled with chemicals
Trey Dixon Because... it would smell like old blood otherwise
I never understood men being embarrassed by "feminine" glasses. It's not manly to be so insecure about your manliness. To me, what makes a man manly and sexy is confidence. He could be wearing a dress and heals and he doesn't care. He knows he's a man and no social norms can change that. To me, that kind of confidence is super sexy.
Social confidence is a shortcoming. The fact that manlovers don't realise that is why we should steer well away from y'all worshipers of violence
i agree!!
Every time I forget to tell them not to give me a damn orange with my Weiss I just eat the thing immediately and get to drinking my beer. Free fruit yo.
My w e i s s
Cant he just ask to put his drink in a beer glass?
Maybe he thinks, that he should know the drinks by name, and he is embarrassed for asking that.
Or he could have just ordered the same drinks as his friends but then there would be no sketch lol
@Drezelle
He did try doing that but the bartender said they were out.
I think its because of a higher alcohol concentration that its served in a chalice
Me: Is there alcohol in it?
Bartender: Yes, of course
Me: Thank you this will do nicely...
1:50 that is when I burst out laughing like there's no tomorrow
I’d much rather have a pink drink than one that tastes bad.
Woah, a Manneken Pis in North America that isn't on my windowsill.
It's such a weird coincidence that they included this because I'm staying in Brussels right now and the Manneken Pis is a block from my hotel.
Ooh, fun. If only they made costumes for the little souvenir ones.
The Impish Dullahan I've been looking for this comment haha fellow belgian here :-)
Ha nog ene hier... 6 maanden later -_-
The Impish Dullahan I
As Voltaire has demonstrated, there is absolutely nothing wrong with drinking from a chalice. Especially if it is filled with the laughter of small children, and even more so while riding a black unicorn down the side of an erupting volcano.
Great and concise description here
This sketch kills me everytime! Lmao Zack is amazingly funny
Excellent video friend. Lots of love😍❤️
what
lol. I love how fast the bartender is. AMAZING!!! =]
cant relate, im 15
Alice Nguyen I'm 15 too and I can relate
Sergio Parra wel damn
Alice Nguyen Good for you
Alice Nguyen funny how COLLEGE humor doesn't apply to those not in college or old enough to be in college
I quit drinking after developing a drinking problem and also can't relate.
As much as I love the deadpan absurdity of this sketch, I have to watch the outtakes every time I watch it because they are to die for 😂
I love how chill the bartender was. Seems like a great guy
When I worked as a bartender there was a guy who always specified what glass he wanted his cider in because the glass it came with was a round one, toxic masculinity is fucked
Meanwhile as my boyfriend and I happily gulp down our strawberry daiquiris.
ok .. i need EVERY vid Zac has been in lmaaao
I love all of Zachs sketches
This reminds me of Literal Drinks by Tomska and Crabsikz
i want those drinks! Where could i get those fancy drinks????
You want.. the tampon?
Zac has the best sketches
2:23 i DIED laughing
"I want a beer that tastes like dirt" Nice.
I’m in love with the bartender, his smiling face as he serves the ‘girly’ drinks is so great
I really like the sound effects in this one
you crack me up guys!
So if you order the “Tooth fairy unicorn kitty sprinkle farts”, you get a cup made of a dragon tooth carved from God himself with a jukebox inside it playing “Thunderstruck”.
One of my favourite CH vids of all time. Top 3 perhaps. Or 5. 3 or 5. Which ever seems manlier.
I love how the bartender is so chill with him changing his order
This bartender is so proud of his creations! Look at that smile.
I'm early let me make a joke
The Electoral College
Thank God for that right? Our republic truly does make life great.
BestServedCold Let me make a joke
You
Yup if it wasn't for the electoral college, millions of diverse, rural Americans would be underrepresented and overshadowed by multitudes of inner city people that all come from the same backgrounds and have a narrow view of the world. The only joke is that the politicians and media have done such a wonderful job of brainwashing these idiots into thinking corruption and lies should be accepted as just a natural part of the American political structure.
John Smith If by "underrepresented" you mean equally represented and by "corruption and lies" you mean Trump and his cabinet
BestServedCold What has Trump lied about? He stated that he was going to place a ban, he fulfilled a campaign promise, the first politician in several decades to do so might I point out. Not all of his policies and actions are things I agree with but I see them as a man that honestly has the best intentions for the country in mind, rather than another self serving, self promoting, politician that couldn't care less about the American people and simply wants to appease her party and her voters so she can be that first lady president. Even with the fact that she has used cover up after cover up, scandal after scandal, murders, lies, and two or more personas for her private and public life. That the media has been bought and paid for by the DNC and while they try to make mountains out of Trump's molehills, they refuse and fail to report on the multitude of corruption by both the DNC and the RNC.
When he sticks the tamping in the drink 😭💀
“They’re working the petals” killed me
Jeez man that was awesome. You could the the absorbent material expanding in the glass.
"There's so much stuff in there" that's like every coctail these days :D
Forty's the new twenty, Zac
OMG, tears of laughter streaming down my face!!! 😂
They all look amazing
The moment he put a tampon in his drink I just DIED
Why did the outtakes get removed?
The outtakes go on the CH2 channel - they must have uploaded the video here by accident and then removed it. It's on the CH2 channel now.
I love that my insecurities don't extend to my drink orders.
Lol zac oyama forever has me laughi g
1:51 LMAO, wasn't expecting that wtf
the POWERFULL RAGE FULL U N C L E
I was laughing uncontrollably, to the point where I was uncomfortable. Thank you CollegeHumor!
The rusty ball cask ale was my favorite, I'd order it