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The Octarius War is a major conflict being waged between the Tyranid Hive Fleet Leviathan and the powerful Ork Empire of Octarius as well as tangential players such as the Imperium and Forces of Chaos. - Zábava
Adeptus Correcticus should be your annual end-of-year episode, where you correct and expand on past episodes' lore mistakes. Alternative title: "Adeptus Akshuallyicus"
Adeptus Errata?
I really like this, good suggestion 🤣
This needs more upvotes. I would love a series called Adeptus Correcticus where they review the faction and/or related figure (Primarch/Chapter) and just add stuff that they forgot or maybe got wrong. lol
Adeptus Akshuallyicus is clearly superior. Please Bricky & Co, definitely do this. Someone literally gave you a golden idea FOR FREE
This idea must be brought up every episode until they accept it!
Tyranids: "We're gonna murder and eat all of you."
Orks: >laughs in war hungry fungus<
Literally all of humanity: "Please don't look our way, _please don't look our way, _*_please don't look our way..."_*
Dark Eldar: y’all say FrEe SlAvEs!?!?
@@justadogobeingdogo5766 I would LOVE to see a new plot thread that involves the drukhari arrogantly taking a few too many Tyranids back to Commoragh, only for them to have it bite them in the ass when a few of them spontaneously evolve synapse abilities, leading to a breakout and a whole growing rogue pseudo "fleet" of Tyranids running amok on Commoragh.
@@RepKyle95 yes yes yes… *YES!!!*
@@justadogobeingdogo5766 would require some careful writing to have it make sense, but if it was done right it would be a cool way to show that no subfaction is safe or "just fine and dandy" - I'd argue that right now, the Dark Eldar have it too good and need to be taken down a peg since every other subfaction in the setting has suffered some horrible losses, drukhari just seem to have none of that lol
@@RepKyle95 I agree but in all honesty it could be shit for all I care I just want the Dark Eldar to get what’s coming to them. F@ck the r@pe$t elves!
"Oh my god an inquisitor's ship, we're saved." - Literally no one ever in 40k.
"Oh emperor's mercy it's the inquisition! Death will be swift and inevitable for all instead of prolonged with lots of infighting to survive!"
It can work out... but more only for very select individuals. Getting into a Inquisitor's good graces by having something they need is a way for an Imperial citizen to get a near unthinkable increase in status and respect that would be impossible in any other circumstances. Just having an inquisitorial rosette means that even planetary governers have to be cooperative for fear of the rest of the Inquisition regardless of who is currently holding it even if they're a dirty mutant.
There's an old short story collection (I mean really old, same book includes when the Deathwing first got their white armour backstory established) where a young burgeoning psyker gets his life, soul, and likely the entire planet for good measure saved by an Inquisitor's intervention nipping the problem in the bud before it really became a problem. That story ended up reasonably optimistically for him. Sure there's a high, high chance that he's now going off to be fed to the Emperor but maybe it works out and he ends up being sanctioned, or maybe even being made an Inquisitor himself one day.
My Dark Heresy party, when they realized how bad it was on their homeworld, actually said that. I asked them if they were sure, and they pointed out 'death is better than what's coming.' Had to shut my mouth because what am I supposed to say to that? How fucked up was the situation I'd shown them they popped off THAT line without irony? Lesson about in staring into the abyss learned.
One of the best moments in the Ciaphas Cain series is when he first meets the future Valhallan 597th and realizes "oh fuck, they're actually _happy_ to see a commissar". The same applies to Inquisitors, just on a larger scale :P.
Inquisition: we are here to save you!
Random civilian: yay, its the Inquisition!
Inquisition: From yourselves!
Random civilian: oh no, its the Inquisition....
Inquisition: no one expects the Inquisition
The Eldar: oh yay the Space Marines have come to help against the nearby Orks and Nids! Yvraine must have talked it out with Guiliman again !
*It’s Deathwatch*
The Eldar: oh no the inquisition
HAH, that sure is a timely and funny reference
I literally thought of Hellsing abridged when they talked about that lol
@@BR-bn1mz Or better yet
It's the salamander
I explained this to someone using an analogy, that there were two buttons that could set off different doomsday machines. Kriptmann wants to render one inoperable, so he wires them together, so that the two buttons create a feedback loop, and neither device works. Problem is, if one button ends up failing, both devices will now go off, and Kriptmann has no way of ensuring that neither fail.
this is absolutely perfect, and there is no better analogy out there.
kryptman essentially shipped orks and tyranids together and now everyones paying for it (except the orks they got krumpin to do)
And the fight just never stops. That's nirvana for the Orks. And the amount of teeth they get from it.
@@stewartleslie3292 You mean teef?
d. 1 is basically a bioweapon,the other might be a bioweapon
That's why the 50k Fanfic combined them into the "Great Destroyer", a hybridization that effectively killed the galaxy.
The more orks fight, the tougher they get. The more Nids eat, the faster they grow. It’s a perfect storm.
Eventually the Hive Fleet would have enough biomass and leave to destroy half the galaxy and then come back to realize the Orks destriyed the other half
Course their still the Necron’s to worry about, battles against them are always a net loss for the Tyranid’s even in victory. Even the orks probably wouldn’t find them fun to fight since there guns can just vaporize there bodies to the atom including their spores, and their killed bodies always teleporting away to heal up so nothing to collect from them as trophies.
Well Orks were made to fight the Necrons so I imagine they would love to fight old enemies.
@@holo525 Krork were created to fight the ‘crons. They had intelligence and an understanding of the Waaaagh! Energy and how to utilise it. Orks as they are now would not be a match for a reawakened Necron empire, should the Prime Orks re-emerge and eventually ascend back into Krork then they would be more than a match.
@@fenriders7008
Primorks for dah Empwaagh?
@@fenriders7008More than a match? Lmao no
Oh look, the decisions of an inquisitor coming back to bite the Imperium in the arse. Quite the novelty, surely that never happened before.
*[The Holy Emperor's Inquisition would like to know your location for further questioning. Any attempt to resist or escape shall be considered Heresy and punishable by death. We appreciate your understanding.]*
@@Archon3960 Get the hell out or we will kill thousand of you again *message approved by chapter master Azrael of the dark angels*
Octarius is "I am a genius! Oh no!" personified
Sometimes my genius, it scares me
@@OvercutHood Krptman is just Jeremy in 40k scale
The orks looks both estatic and horrified at the amount of bugs they have to krump
HORRIFIED NAW LAD DA'S SOME GOOD KRUMPIN'
@@nikezoo8969 the only thing theyre scared of is where theyre gonna keep all the teef
Deyz only 'orrified dat dere gonna run out a Dakka before da Krumpin's done.
@@tequilawhiskey A Tyranid invasion is the Ork version of an inflation crisis.
@@tequilawhiskey
Stonks.
The Inquisition’s idea of having two enemies fight and exhaust each other in a war of attrition is not a bad idea…
The Inquisition choosing the two enemies that would benefit and grow stronger from a war of attrition (and without a doubt the inquisition should’ve known they would) however was a downright heretical idea.
I thought the idea was that the Orks and Nids would be trapped in mutual war forever, or at least long enough for the Imperium to develop a plan before it sorted itself out and a victor emerged.
zeeth def decided to cause that
What I don't get is, why not exterminatus both of them while fighting ? Like.. Virus bomb the planets they are on.. if it is on 10 worlds.. go in, drop the virus bombs kill them all, ork and nids. if there are more nids. put some orks on the planets again and repeat until no more nids :D
That's what happens when you give individuals limitless authority. The often don't consult anyone.
@@RipOffProductionsLLC this is one of the few times exterminatus would be genuinely useful
bricky - "another glorious day of waking up and not needing to use sin cos and tan"
me - crying into mathematical physics uni coursework where one equation can easily take up an A4 page.
I mostly learn best with physical modles and spatial reasoning, sine, cosine, tangent, were easier for me than other algebra just because I was able to think of them in relation to each other as parts of a triangle.
Jesus, that sounds like my personal worst fucking nightmare
@@Jan_Iedema idk its not as bad as you think, a lot of the time its just long,
for my last coursework I had to do multiple 4x4 matrix multiplications, its not hard it just involves doing 48 addition sums for about 4 marks out of 100
Yeah, I've got quantum and fourier analysis right now, so that's a lot of sin and cos
Kryptmann facilitated the return of Krorks on his own. GW will never go that far, but it’s heavily implied that krorks devolved by not having anything else to fight. They DO in octarius, and they are evolving back towards their prime.
And so are the nids.
*Nids and Orks end up evolving so much that they leave their differences behind and start a galaxy wide effort to eradicate illiteracy.
@@SkitariusNoKD Krumpin’, innit?
Uh, Kroks turned to Orks after War in Heaven
Beast Orks are an anomaly
@@JuanPalomoM They would be Krumpin' the biggest enemy of them all: Ignorance.
@@christiandauz3742 they devolved into orks after the war in heaven, due (as its implied, there's no true fact for that entire period) to their constant squabbling amongst themselves, a lack of focus to their aggression, which (this is just general darwinism applied to the scenario) decreased the evolutionary pressure that had been commonplace during the war in heaven. that allowed for simpler, less refined forms to survive and keep reproducing (or spreading, since they are fungi). Give that scenario some innumerable years to play out, and there you have, Orks, the dumb crafty type we know.
I always thought Kryptman’s story would have had a bittersweet ending if he did these horrible things then the last you see of him he walks into his office with orders to not disturb him and a few minutes later the guards hear a single bolter shot. Maybe an epilogue where it is mentioned that he left a pile of papers with his notes and thoughts on the Tyranids and a request that his actions not be forgiven. Giving a more human, desperate aspect to his actions and making them into the acts of a man desperately trying to protect mankind but becoming a monster in the process.
Sounds kinda like DuGalle at the ending of StarCraft: Brood War.
"Dearest Helena. By now the news of our defeat has reached -the Earth- Holy Terra. The creatures we were sent here to tame are untameable."
That's kryptman. He had fun the whole time!
Even right now he is in commoragh with kaldor draigo and lemon russ. And he seems pretty... Okay
He did the only thing he could do and that's buying time, already an outcast because of the earlier tyranic wars, he did what he could to stall until an actual plan could be made and everyone involved knew the risks......this decision despite what everyone says WAS NOT made in a vacuum
@@jonathanvogt4341 He's still pretty bad at math, by choosing the _Orks_ of all races to throw at the Tyranids.
@@VelociraptorsOfSkyrim
Considering Orks are pretty much the only ones who could stand a chance, I'd argue his math was pretty good. The problem is figuring out what to do if/when the Octarius War ever ends.
I love when DK slightly rephrases something Bricky just said as though he just thought of it. It gives me life.
"This is still being released"
"So there's no ending, it's still being released?"
Solid Snake vibes
Back when I first heard about 40k, I was very keen on the idea of luring Tyranids to fight the Orks.
It seems that I am really bad at maths lol
Don’t feel bad most of the galaxy is 😂😂😂 cause I heard this and though well I’m sure it couldn’t be too bad of a idea
Just gonna pop in and remind you that a group of Iron Warriors decided that the Beast and his Orks was worse than the Imperium.
Iron Within, Iron Without
I'm tired of this Greenskin's shit, I'm out.
@@SamueL-td7fb
*Iron Within, Iron Without
I'm tired of the greenskin's shit,
I'm out.
Says a lot when the guys who made the Daemonculaba say that
@@agent5333 I was under the impression that even the rest of the IW didn't like the guy that did that.
@@shanehudson3995 literally nobody likes the guy that did that. Maybe only Abaddon tolerates it because he needs the bodies for his crusades. They are not part of the Astartes’ brotherhood and their geneseed came from a loyalist legion. I also don’t imagine chaos has anything nice to say about his necrodermis arm.
Octarius is shaping up to be the "cold shoulder" scenario but canon
And what is that
Dude I love Cold shoulder. Neckbierdia is the best!
The Trayzn vs Blood raven scene is the funniest
@@bolisops6280 a greentext, i recomend, its funny
I was just re listening to cold shoulder all this is missing is the tau dropping in blast a planet and leaves
@Bolisops 4chan greentext. Some random ice planet with literally nothing gets a shipment of catachan warriors for shits and giggles. It escalates since every faction sends troopers to find out why the Imperium sent a guard regiment there. It escalates further. It leads to the entire planet becoming a moderate to hot climate due to the sheer amount of burning promethium, a Tau water caste actually being converted to the Imperial Cult, a Khorne berserker incursion, a genestealer infestation, a wedding between a cybernetically augmented teenage boy who has killed thousands of heretics and xenos marrying a governor's daughter, Imperial guard troopers escaping this hellhole by gifting themselves to Blood Ravens, etc.
Khorne showed up to stop it becoming a stalemate, before receding just as it started going again
To be fair for Kryptmann, these things couldn't be stopped otherwise, he made it a future problem, but its not a problem for the moment.
Genestealers also usually are unable to do their thing on Orks because the orks produced don't act orky enough, which leads them being beaten to death.
on the note of chaos\imperium allaince....
It kinda happened ONCE.
On a small planet where marines and chaos marines where duking it out, and then the Tyranids showed up.
They never made a formal ceasefire, even less an alliance, but there was this..."We can't figth both wars at the same time, so we gonn kill THEM first, and then we will resume killing eachother"
And then they where eaten.
Also Iron Warrior and Imperial Fists when bunch of Orkz ran in to fight them both.
In the words of Ahriman; Let's celebrate what unites us all: Xenophobia.
Guys I just realized; all this WAAAAGH energy is probably super powering Gork and Mork, scaring the chaos gods into meddling with their war. Chaos can't ally with the imperium because they're busy dealing with the brutal cunning of Mork and Gork.
Guys, I've got it -
I know how we can solve the Octarius Sector!!
Let's send the Lamenters to deal with it
No please, those poor vampire boys have had enough!
I mean...
I'm sure all 15 of them can handle it.
@@L.Pondera *3 and a half
Please, the sad lads have had enough. Leave them be.
[seed genestealers!]
[tyranid/ork war breaks out sector wide!]
[it makes the winner unbeatably strong!]
[it makes the winner unbeatably strong?]
I wonder if they'll ever get to Titans?
P.S. the Ordo Sinister and their 'Psi-Titans' are f*#!ng terrifying. I love them.
They mentioned them in one video
What if the giant city-sized war robots had a gun that made you feel so bad you just stopped like a busted clock, gonna getcha with the bad feels gun.
Tap the sign
@@raycearcher5794 and the gun is called "Real Life"
@@raycearcher5794 Even imperators are more like 4 city blocks in size, you want a full city you get an ordinator
So Kryptman putting the two into a stalemate was a good first step, but the trick would have been to follow it up with cyclonic torpedoes while the orks are sprouting and 'nids are eating. Now it's going to take so many more!
Commissar Shy 21st Krieg Kompany deployed on a peaceful Hive World: "Emperor!, I crave Violence!!"
*ork space hulk breaks into atmosphere full speed*
" _Inaudible happy gas mask noises_ "
Da fightin bugz eat da boyz
Da fightin bugz make more bugz by eatin
If we’ze grow da boyz fastah than da bugz can eat um
DA WAAAAAAGH NEVAH ENDS
I love dreadanon so much
Kryptman really was the embodiment of the
“I’m a genius!” “Oh no!” meme.
Knowing that the Nids are in the system, and that the tendrills are creeping closer and closer to home each day, seeing the flocks of refugees from nearby planets and following the frontline news with a heavy heart
For whatever reason, I have no problem imagining that
Might be related to living in Poland, close to the eastern border
This feels like a way to make the imperium, necrons, tau and eldar to work together. But I doubt it
Silent King: on the one hand we will need biomass once we decide to change back after everything is dead, on the other hand this sounds like a lot of effort…. *yawn*
To be honest I think the Necron’s alone can fight either invasion, course that also means the rest of the galaxy is screwed, but what’s new in the 40k universe.
it would make sense. theyve worked together before I think, at least the necrons have in a way.
Tau and the Imperium have already worked together on one occasion and it worked pretty well on kicking Nid ass. It’s getting the Crons and Eldar to help that is the tough part.
The Warhammer Fantasy End Times had a bunch of former enemies working together, nothing stopping a big 40k lore event from causing the same thing
Didn't Baal survive in large part because some rival chaos group to the Blood Angels showed up to engage part of the hive fleet? And then left a massive throne built of bug skulls on a moon just to mock the survivors and let them know they only lived because of Chaos intervening?
A daemon got fucked over by sanguinius I believe, so he promised to kill ALL blood angels someday. He found out the nids were about steal his kill and got really REALLY mad. In short the bully of the blood angels saw his nerds being bullied by some bugs and WAS NOT HAVING ANY OF THAT!!!!!!
Yeah Kabunda and a bunch of Khorne dogs showed up when the great rift opened and helped to break the back of the Tyranids
Sort of basically one of khornes like super bloodthirsters who went 0/2 Vs Sanguinius during the heresy is now like really mad that he didn't get to kill him so when he saw the blood angels being attacked basically decided that only he is allowed to kill them all off not some silly bugs in that weird honourable thing that khorne does
It more had to do with Guilliman ariving
Damn you! I'm in the middle of The Devastation of Baal right now!
28:09 "The Orks are having a LOT more fun right now"
Holy shit, it just clicked in my mind why Digganobz exist
I kind of understand them now, when you see that POV picture and compare it to 16 hours shifts in death factory 1298K
Life expectancy to 40? Smoke lungs? Crippling religious and authoritarian lifestyle? Who else but the Imperium of Man!
Yeah.
Digganobz.
They know what team to join.
@@lordfelidae4505We need more brother wars.
Digganobz🤝Orks
So Orks vs Nids is basically like a pair of saiyans fighting each other
Endlessly and getting stronger every punch
Pair of saiyans with buckets of senzu beans to go thru.
Given what Orks are, a big green guy named after a mushroom even sounds like a Dragonball character...
Literally Goku and Vegeta
i wish and i beg for a war of Armageddon episode and i PRAY you include the part were the black templars nick a ancient mechanicus gun and fire it without any ceromonies or machine spirit shenanigans whilst the mechanicus all go beserk but then shut up when they see the massive crater it creates, going ahh big boom yay.
**ork sees tyranid swarm**
diz makz ma Choppa Big Choppa
And so they send in the Krieg to the three-way, while I have an clue what happens to them, I am dreadfully anticipative of the process.
Like watching a car crash, I love warhammer.
A car crash with weaponized entrenching tools!
Breaking news : tyriands have been spotted charging ork lines wearing bio gas mask while wielding shovel
@@alphariusomegon3965 that is significantly more possible than the possibility of guessing whether or not you are the real Alpharious Omegon.
@@roxrequiem2935 well it also possible the nids are now with a tint of green and speak like orks but with a German accent
@@alphariusomegon3965 "Ve go'ta krump vem oomies ja?"
The frick is that XD
The biggest fight that any Ork would love to be in.
I would absolutely pay for a audio drama or short story about Orks voiced by DK. I'm legit impressed by how ORKY he sounds. 'ERE WE GO 'ERE WE GO "ERE WE GO BOYZ! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
I feel like that would get real old real fast
@@WordoftheElderGods false
Dude i swear yall are the most relatable and human sounding Warhammer content creators...
Because they are not warhammer plus shill
I'd recommend a channel called Arch. Dudes like a 1 man AdRic
Cant really relate To obsessive foot fetishism.
Other than that, they are great.
@@therudecanadian8068 I would recommend staying far, far away from the guy games workshop has publicly disavowed for his horrible racism
I want a story where something similar happens in a different system, but the planet gets caught in a warp storm causing time to go much faster. When someone investigates it they find out that the war and species have evolved to the point where the flora is all ork based and all fauna is Tyranid based but cut off from the hive mind.
"You must provide him with your foot"
*laughs in Yoshikage Kira*
Wow even the Chaos has join the slaughterfest
I can see Khorne wanted to join the party soo badly
Imagine if somehow GW wrote it so it could literally be a chaos God made manifest on the material plane. Now that would be wild!
They have I believe the World Eaters are heading there and hopefully are planning to summon Angron back to the battlefield
Well he did try in Armageddon, but Imperials and Orks united just once to kick them back into the Warp cause they called "dibs"
@@OvercutHood isn't a bloodthirster an avatar of Khorne in the material plane?
@@Lightscribe225 which one? The 2nd war or the 3rd war of Armageddon?
Tyranids - happy bug clicking (look guys! Biomass!)
Orks - oi! Looka dem teef! We’re rich!
Kryptman - don’t mind me gentlemen, have at it. I’m just going to get this exterminatus started
Kryptman a week later after both sides are still strong -well shit
There's a fan fiction called 50k where the orks and tyranid fight so hard they fuse together on a molecular level forming the new devourer. They are invincible but the lose the shadow in the warp so you can run from them, they cause the tryranid to run away and the orks for for a trillion strong WAAAGHH just for the fight and almost wipes them out before turning to a new galaxy. Its a pretty good story.
If I wanted accuracy I know an Ultramarines fan to watch, I love for the entertainment.
Kryptman: Oops.
The entire Imperium: YOU THINK!?
Kryptman: My bad bro!
More like
Kryptman: Our enemies are fighting each other in one place, easy for the vanquish. So what's the plan?
Mechanics and navy: *Realizes that they misplaced Kryptmans request and they have no plan*
The 'nids and the Orks are fighting *each other* to a standstill. Everyone else is watching, very worriedly, because the Orks and Tyranids fighting to a standstill means that they're continually getting stronger to keep the other side from breaking the standstill.
Octarius is the equivalent of welding a giant pressure cooker shut while it is packed full of nitroglycerin and TNT and expecting it not to explode
Kryptman : "I am a genius"
Orks and tyranids: (don't die but both getting hella buff by the day)
Also Kryptman: (realises what's happening) *"OH NO!"*
TNT is made with nitroglycerin btw.
Seeing as we’ve now talked about Krytpman, can we expect an episode on the The Inquisition?
Tap the sign...
Nobody expects the Inquisition!!! :D
I'm still waiting on a Tzeentch episode
When the Podcast finally start labelling their episodes in parts
Edit: Just a returnee viewer after a month without listening to adeptus ridiculous and just noticing they did parts now.
they did it in their first 5 episodes?
Didn't they already do it for a few of the first videos they ever published on this channel ?
@@AAhmou Well I haven't seen adeptus rediculous videos for a while during when they didn't label them in parts in their videos. Kinda weird now that I am returning after whole month has pass tbh
They've done it randomly for multi part podcasts since forever, it's not new and it doesn't really matter
Krypmann: "I'm a genius!"
*war escalates
Krypmann: "Oh NO!"
Geeze, scary thought. What if all the fighting from the orks and their waaagh getting bigger and bigger causes Krorks to return?
Around 8:00 actually, kryptmann did everything he could to evacuate the planets before he enacted Exterminatus on them. Everyone seems to forget that part.
Shhh. The memers don't care
Picturing ork spores growing on tyranids is a quality mental image
*necron Lord looking at the current war with amussement, then boops the Celestial Orrery and wipes both hive fleet and ork waaagh*
Typhus is kicking the shit out of the necrons right now. I don't think necrons are as good as you think.
@@Ashtor1337 to be fair, you read about necrons lore and they are the heaviest hiting dudes around, then they fight and completly forget which end of the gauss to aim to the enemy, but that happens with a few factions so...
@@estebanuranga8267 The stupid hat is a fickle curse.
@@majormajorasic one shared by everyone
Orks: "Where ARE you right now?"
Tyranids: "We're at soup!"
I still find it hilarious you guys took one of the most horrible characters in the imperium. And turned him to a cute and cuddly doge.
Really. The term "Horrible Character" is such a relative term in 40K. Give me one character that is NOT a horrible horrible person? And Orks do not count.
@@Qardo *points to several tau and the salamander marines*
@@Qardo *Points at laminators*
@@598019001 who the fuck are the laminators
@Thorne A Space Marine chapter specialized in laminatimg. When they visit a planet, no paper goes un-laminated.
The biomass on a planet is finite. The orcs and nids would be recycling the same biomass over and over unless the nids or orcs brought more in. The orks are probably the ultimate victors in this.
Nids currently have the advantage. More orks keep flocking in, providing additional biomass for the Hive.
I was wondering the same. I mean both gain in fighting experience but that benefits Orkz more than the Nids. From a Nid point of view this is just biomass that’s becoming increasingly more costly to obtain even as the supply increases. Holy shit it’s biomass Inflation.
Unless orks are able to just manifest more biomass into a world as their spores grow, similiar to eldar wraithbone but fungal. I wouldn't put it past them to just "know" they'll keep growing even on a barren wasteland with no means to support life.
If Ghazghkull comes back... well Orks win. x)
Still, depending on how good the Ork’s biology is at breaking down/converting raw minerals into biomass this could go on for a long while
I just want a part two like right now
I've got good news
Every 60 seconds in Octarius, a minute passes ..
Ah yes, Ex-Inquisitor Kryptman his latest attempt to save the Imperium.
For those who don't know. Kryptman kinda is the in lore personification of "that" Inquisitor who likes to solve problems via Exterminatus. However he went a "bit" to far and was then thrown out of the Inquisition. Because apparently even the Inquisition considers nuking almost an entire sector of worlds as a "scorched earth tactic", a bit too much. 😅
I mean, there's a finite number of worlds, and while depriving the enemy of a sector's worth of resources *is* technically a good battle tactic, there's also the problem of: The Imperium also needs those resources
@@Mistheart101 And exterminatus can strengthen Khorne too. For this mess Kryptman should be turned into Servitor for the rest of his life. His decision create a fucking big hive fleet with infinity access to Biomass, how tf everyone defeat that hive fleet?
@@superspies32 please, he’s just their scapegoat for all of the same decisions and tactics they would have done themselves if he didn’t, much like how without Kurze Emps would just of got Russ or Lorgar to terrorise instead
@@superspies32
Isn’t exterminatus a cowardly range attack and if it ain’t a virus it will just disintegrate people?
They kinda already covered it
The Word Bearers are, ironically, the only Chaos marines compassionate enough to help the imperium with this
If you look at it from the right perspective, krippman has actually made a smart move, yes the orks and tyranids are essentially working as a feedback loop off one another, but as you said, eventually one side will win, in so doing, two substantial enemies, with two different sets of tactics needed to fight them, will eventually become one really big enemy that requires only one set of tactics to defeat, in a sense he ensured the enemies complexity would be decreased, at the expense of their quantity increasing dramatically.
Massive orks need slaying?
Farsight: "this looks like a job for me"
"We are Tyranids, we eat the mountains and drink the seas"- The swarm lord probably, not some space rhino
"Entertainment before accuracy." I love it! Keep up the great work, guys.
How to make the orkz win against the tyranyds, throw some weapons that have "tyranyds killing guns really good" engrave onto them
It's not so much picking a side, it's more making sure they both lose. If the orks win, it might surpass the war of the beast, and if Tyranids win, the size of their hive fleet has been massively increased. A winner is bad, two losers is the optimal outcome
@@I1LOVE1ROOT1BEER just send the war of the beast to kill more tyranids, even better if they develop krogs since you can talk to them
@@I1LOVE1ROOT1BEER Though the 'nid winning might, and I say MIGHT, be preferable, as Tyranids grow and evolve to counter and triumph over what they fight. If the nids win, they'll be so specialized to fighting orks that the Imperium might be able to take them on, but yeah, good luck either way.
As someone who is in pre calc trig doing sin, cosine and tangent, that intro is on point and it depresses me more than how magnus felt drinking lamp oil.
I absolutely adore Bricky still manages to not find one of five Segmentums when he was already looking it up.
Absolute treasure.
Two species that thrive on conflict start fighting.
Somehow the Imperium was A) Not one of the two, and B) Unaware of the inevitable result.
I would genuinely buy and wear the sin cos and tan shirt if ever released
Me an the Boyz krumpin gitz at 3 am
When Tyranids rain down from the sky, most races look up in horror. When Tyranids rain down on an Ork world, the Orks cheer because they know they're about to have the time of their lives.
DK- don't feel bad, i was an art major who almost lost my diploma over a geometry final.
Sadly due to the erratic description of what Octarius actually is Dk was not able to grasp the size of the event. So let me get this straight:
Octarius is a planet. The star system of that planet is called the Octarius System. Octarius (planet) is the capital world of a sector. Therefore that sector is called the Octarius Sector. This sector is bigger than Ultramar. It contains thousands of star systems with roughly 5,000 populated planets with a combined population of several trillion (!) humans. Overall this sector is roughly 2% of the whole Imperium.
I love this podcast but sometimes (and more and more often) taking 30sec at the beginning to explain the basic setting of the story correctly to Dk would really help. The whole dialogue becomes a mess when Dk learns more and more facts which simply dont fit into the setting he was put into.
*It has been 7 months and I still can’t find the purple ork*
AND YOU NEVER WILL!!!!
He is in your walls
@28:04 listening to Americans reference "are we the bad guys" its really funny. It comes from "The Mitchell and Webb look". An English comedy show. I used to watch it back in 2008/2010. It's great, highly recommend it 👍
Virus bombing so many planets is like giving papa Nurgle a keg of steroid milkshake.
Right now the Orks are holding off a massive Tyranid force like a chad
Obsidian Jaguars mention makes me sad, they have this awesome Aztec aesthetic and naming system all to just get krumped.
Speaking of Kryptman's exterminatus scheme, if that indeed work to slow the Tyranids AND the current hive fleets turn out to be a drop in the bucket then we have full stop the biggest plot hole in all of 40k. If the Tyranids can survive intergalactic travel without losing a majority to starvation they can certainly survive flying by a few dead worlds without missing a beat.
Maybe they did starve on the way to the galaxy and we've only seen the barely surviving stragglers.
Kryptman: I put the fires out.
The Inquisition: You made them worse!
Kryptman: Worse or better?
*Meanwhile in the Tau empire*
"Shas'O, why are the Orks and Tyranids fighting Octopusses?"
21:18 Kryptman: "Yes my fellow citizens! We have come to save you!"
Planet: "Hooray, it's the Inquisition!"
Kryptman: "From yourselves!"
Planet: "oh no, it's the Inquisition"
Mekboss Da Meklord got a bunch of STC’s after the raid on a Mechanicus Forge World and was gearing up to outfit the Waagh with their own STC weapons at the end of Brutal Kunnin’ so I hope that comes into play with an Ork Waagh just firing Dark Age human tech at everything in their way with their own Ork twist on the designs.
Were only missing TAU but then nobody would saw them if they were winning
What about necrons
"Everybody's here"
The T'au: we ain't touching this.
Kryptman be like when Bart Simpson started that bank run
DK's Ork impression and gibberish is one of my post-break-up copiums
You know if you guys keep doing tyranids. The invasion of Baal is quite interesting. Blood angels, necrons, nyds, and ultramarines
Hit the button
They don't want to cover blood angels though?
@@Sara3346 they do, but since everyone keeps asking about it and bugging them about it they just keep pushing it back, it's not just the BA it's for every topic
cryptman voted "most likely to fuck up the entire imperium inadvertently" by his inquisitor school.
80% accurate 100% of the time, at least they're consistent
" I am a genius! OH NO! " - Kryptmann.
24:15 Bricky unknowingly makes a jojo reference but for feet instead of hands
What one
@@suacemanaquiatan9380 "You have to cut your foot off and provide it"
“Entertainment before Accuracy.” I want that on a shirt 😂
Hey Bricky and Dk. I have an amazing idea for a book series.
Trazyn the infinite teams up with the Blood Ravens to rob something
Better yet: Trazyn "teams up" with the Blood Ravens to rediscover their lost history... and then steals it before they can read it. x)
"Entertainment Before Accuracy"
With the AdRic logo and a Lasgun silhouette
What was that intro animation before the intro? That was real cool
Dog same i wanna know
Since Tyranids eat everything on a planet AND drink the oceans, Tyranids would classify all prey worlds as soup.
They also strip the planet of usable minerals, so soup and crackers.
@@Enja_Near True.