The Guy Who's Definitely Not Keeping Your Secret
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- čas přidán 17. 09. 2015
- Secrets secrets are no fun, unless they are for... wait, don't tell anyone!
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CAST
Emily - Emily Axford
Zac - Zac Oyama
Pat - Pat Cassels
CREW
Director - Kevin Mead
Producer - Michele Love Santoro
Writer - Pat Cassels
Cinematography - Nick Bupp
Editor - Ryan Anthony Martin
President of Original Content - Sam Reich
Vice President of Production / Executive Producer - Spencer Griffin
Director of Production - Sam Sparks
Director of Post Production - Michael Schaubach
Production Manager - Sam Kirkpatrick
Art Director - Jessica David
Hair and Makeup - Heather Grippaldi
Production Coordinator - Shane Crown
B Camera Operator - Sean Bagley
1st Assistant Camera / DIT - John Fisher
2nd Assistant Camera - Yuki Yoshimatsu
Gaffer - Adam Leene
Swing Grip - Charles Tae
Production Sound - Patrick Joyner
Motion Graphics - Sabrina Curry
Post Production Supervisor - Evan Watkins
Post Production Manager - Stephanie Zorn
Head Assistant Editor - Phil Fox
Production Legal - Karen Segall
Production Accountant - Shay Parsons
Assistant Production Accountant - Chetera Bell
Assistant Production Accountant - Giles Moffett
Production Assistant - Bridgett Greenberg
Production Assistant - Sabina Kashi - Komedie
“So I just have to be a *LIAR* for the rest of my life?!” Oh, don’t worry, Pat.
ShadowCaptain85 hahahahaha
I *died* , lmao! Haha, yeah...
@Aaa Aaa Precisely!
@@UNOwen-yc3es So did Pat
@@apurvaraghu5788 that’s the joke
"Wait why were you in the men's room?"
"Doesn't matter"
😂
Imperfectly Not perfect! Zac smelled her shit because emily was shitting in the men's room
Actually they kinda explained it in the end. She took a shit in the Men's room because it smells so much she felt embarrassed (probably), and Zack was the one that helped her guard the toilet (probably). lol
@The Musical Masochist
The whole point she was in the guys room because she takes shits that smell. That was the joke in the beginning
What shit doesn't smell though?
Near Darkroad girls shit. It smells like roses
That's why Pat got murdered... just couldn't keep his "trap" shut!
Old Gold
Lolllll
I don’t get it
@@TheMusicalElitist Trapp killed Pat.
@@SpeedsonicOddTristan allegedly
best part: the misaligned wig when zack comes out of the bathroom selfconsciously
Bad/misplaced wigs are hilarious. I grew up in church (well, I just went there a lot as a kid. It's not like nuns found me on the doorstep and took me in. I'm not Princess Daisy, I swear!) and during youth group one night we randomly found this woman's wig one day. It was so ugly, and one of my friends would wear it all the time. He wore it backwards, which was not only funny now, but we actually didn't know any better at the time because it looked BETTER that way. Ahhh, good times.
@@guybrush1701 ur whole comment actually, is hilarious 😆 but also, indeed it does sound like good times.
"Wait why are you in the men's room?" xD
Lol another Kira fan
Yo wtf
"the guy who definitely not keeping your secret" isnt Pat. It's Emily.
where did that country accent come from?
I had to replay it to hear the accent at the end! Hahahaha!
+John Soto what accent
+Sukki Blue sounds southern
+Aqfan James IKR
It happens a lot in me. When I get particularly mad or nervous my accent comes out.
Emily straight up told someone immediately. I don't know that she can be that annoyed at whoever this other guy is.
That wig is so ugly LMAO xD
At 1:51 through 2:03 look at Emily's thumbs
They keep moving
eagle eye!
That’s actually nice for dramatic effect
@@taani why are you replying to 3 year old comments.
AUGH GHHFG why are you replying to a 3 month old comment
@@hammedburger3712 why not???
the shitty thing is there are actually people who don't keep secrets. and I'm surprised they even have friends
Ronan Bradford like telling a friend a secret/gossip, and expecting them to not tell? Hmmm. I wonder who's the bad guy in this story..
TheLoonu the friend ofcourse you trusted them is that even a question
I do have friends like that cause I have no secrets so idc ^^ And others secrets if I don't want anyone to know I just wouldn't tell anyone in the first place
I have told secrets, about my friend, but it's to people she doesn't know
Once is a mistake, but people who do it regularly don’t have friends, they have victims who eventually recognise patterns of shitty behaviour and then abandon them and are correct to do so lol
EMILY is the one who can't keep a secret.
XD yeah
Seeing Zac and Pat in same sketch is uncanny. Zac and Emily too
Why?
I have a friend who is identical to this guy
Shut up spammer
Youre everywhere!!!
+DavidParody Is he Asian?
Funny, all my friends are exactly like him
Callum Stones Bruh this is DavidParody.
I love how zac has so much hair that the bald cap is like reeeaaally far from his head 😂
Remember that Cinemasins parody video? I know I do.
Haha cinema sins prince of neckbeards
Elric VII *King
theeshyguy1 Carl Sagan - God , Black Science Guy and Dawkins - The saints Amazing Atheist - The King
I watched it thanks to that link. It was awful. Not even because it was mean, just because it wasn't funny.
+Dylan Crotzer thank you!
"IM NOT BALD!"
Why even tell someone in the first place
She's asking him to keep his mouth shut, but she didn't keep hers shut, thus creating the issue of whether he does in the first place.
That was fucking fantastic! The punchline!
Victor Morales Wii
I hate when u tell someone a secret and they swear to not tell ANYONE then later everyone knows and their excuse is "i gotta tell my best friend, whatever they said isn't my fault" like when I say no one I don't mean tell no one but your bestfriend. And sometimes they say "yeah, but don't worry, I told them not to tell anyone" and they tell their best friend and tell them not to tell anyone and so on.
I hate that too, but I'm a hypocrite cause I do the same thing. You just think it's your good friend so of course they won't tell anyone, but they have good friends too that they think the same thing for. I definitely don't do it anymore though, and I don't tell shit to people unless I know 100% that they're trustworthy
dagamimon I've never told a secret before to anyone, not even good friends.
+Lpspawsome but you already are telling us something ;)
Com783 It's a secret that I don't tell secrets?
Lpspawsome yeah for the most part I don't tell anyone anything.. people as a whole are untrustworthy.
Here's my comment referencing their previous video and how it didn't hold up to people's standards!
Whether they be comedic standards or morale! ^^
I like the fact that almost all of them are not keeping the secret in this vid. Emily - about Zac, while telling Pat. Zac - about Emily, while telling Pat. And the only person who actually kept the secret was Pat. Poor Pat, he knew too much.
Zac's nervious little reach for his wig after Pat said "We were talking about you." is priceless.
They really nailed every line those people say when they are totally spilling your secrets
FOR EVERYONE WHO WANTS TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED IN THE DELETED VIDEO: They parodied CinemaSins but said what was wrong with their marriage. They deleted it because it was really boring. Mystery over!
+Douche Bag Is there something actually wrong with his marriage? I think that it's just a boring vid, so I agree. It's not like iBeckman. Look up ibeckman pewdiepie for some jealous shit
STEVE Blockson I am confused by what the intention is with your comment.
Douche Bag That's just an example of a channel who really went too far
+STEVE Blockson No one said they went to far. It was just a shit parody.
STEVE Blockson Well, I mean, you asked if there was actually something wrong with his marriage as though you thought that's what happened in the video. Then you went on to heavily imply that you watched the video, (which was contradictory) in which case it should have been obvious. Then, I am familiar with pewdiepie and because you lumped him in with ibeckham I assumed he was similar to pewdiepie. And it concluded with me not being sure how they were relevant to this video and me not understanding the term "jealous shit". On the whole your comment was very confusing.
C'mon guys, you can't demand that CH take down a video, and then whine when it gets taken down.
Also, I didn't really like that video either, but why is it that they can make fun of gaming channels, vloggers and beauty gurus and no-one complains, but when they make fun of another CZcams thing everyone gets up in arms?
+AValveFanboy You're not getting it, are you? Well, looks like I have to break out the old over-analysis of your comment.
"C'mon guys, you can't demand that CH take down a video, and then whine when it gets taken down."
We didn't whine that it got taken down. We are whining that CH is trying to sweep their mistake under the rug instead of taking full on responsibility and owning up like responsible adults.
"Also, I didn't really like that video either, but why is it that they can make fun of gaming channels, vloggers and beauty gurus and no-one complains, but when they make fun of another CZcams thing everyone gets up in arms?"
Because the gaming channels, vloggers and beauty tutorials were a lot more general in what they parodied. They made fun of a genre, not a singular channel. Making fun of a singular channel by having the narrator be characterized by a man in a struggling relationship makes CH seem like they're making a personal attack on Jeremy's life rather than actually making a legit parody. Depression and domestic struggles are not funny to me, especially not in the way CH portrayed it. Also, like I said, it seemed to imply that Jeremy actually has domestic struggles. I don't know whether that's true or not, all I know is that he is married with kids, but it does seem like CH was making fun of a subject that has no reason to be made fun of, especially when portraying a real living person.
You know the people complaining about it being taken down aren't the same people that told them to take it down, right? You HAVE to know that...
pizzaria!
+AValveFanboy Because they were attacking the cinema sins guy personally (more specifically, his marriage, which is apparently actually struggling). It's one thing to mock the style of genres in broad terms that could apply to anyone, it's another to target an individual and make fun of something extremely personal like that.
+dumbsvillechannel Mr.Moral over here telling how responsible adults should act. Who is "we"?
That was such a perfect ending!
This was me in high-school and I wondered why I stop having friends.
nice story, but who are you thinking about, when you say that it was you?
It's people like you that are the reason why i wait until I'm home to put on furry ears and this'll be on my google plus now.... Oh well, like anybody gives a shit about google plus.
Am I the only one who thinks the first bit was creepy 😬
Emily is a national treasure.
Pat went full WorldStar mode right there...
"STOP FILMING US FIGHT!!!"
"IT'S JUST A HAVE!!!"
They are back on track, Last episode was a train crash
+MultiTruscott They're still derailed tbh.
Morgan Moore Getting on the track is a start, Lets hope they don't derail again
+MultiTruscott ...no promises
Bjørn Büchert-Jakobsen Nah Not really, But hey if you dont like them dont watch :)
Bjørn Büchert-Jakobsen Time well spent.
I busted out laughing when she escaped the men's room xD
He should've shouted "worldstar worldstar!!" when the fight went down.
When a satirical channel tries to parody another satirical channel xD
We'll still love you CH ;)
+Ravenzx Zanganzx I don't.
+Ravenzx Zanganzx I dont either, It's one thing to make satirical content and another to make shitty videos that just aren't funny..I dont even love cinema sins that much but that video was shite, lets be honest.
i know it was shit, but i'll continue to watch CH :D
+Ravenzx Zanganzx Exactly. It was only one video, good fucking god people. CH got rid of it and everything, and yet people are still bitching about how it wasn't funny.
CH will make more content, and SJW's will continue to find ways to get offended. The world goes on.
Why did they delete their last video DID IT SUCK? i was too lazy to watch it early.
yup. it wasn't funny. and the comment section was getting somewhat hostile, apparently a lot of people were a lot more upset than I was.
+GladX It was bursting with potential.
+GladX They probably got a copy-right claim or something...
+_ VernerL _ If they did, it would say that. They made it private because of the backlash. Well deserved backlash. Video was utter shit and now they hid it. CH has lost my respect and judging by the comments yesterday, a whole lot of subs.
A shame too. Most of their content isn't usually shit. Enough to give a chuckle. But not CH2, stay away from their cesspool second channel.
Nikki Seven Solos
Meh. I like that they don't give a damn.
I miss Pat
Alpha-Alpaca me 2
No trapp didn't murder Pat he didn't i i i swear
immolation Alies my theory is Grant
That tackle was my fAVORITE THING EVER
Omg i was searching this forever!
Screw this, let's go to space
it's ok he can tell the others and the others won't tell them about it.
They are geniuses! Really! How do they make these videos so relatable?
LOL, Pat just keeps recording when she tackles him! And the face he makes!
What was the previous video they deleted?
Controversy. apparently
Please tell someone
Niyathi Y yea
They took down the video cuz some cinema sins fanboys got butt hurt. The video was a joke. It's cool for cinema sins to make fun of movies, but god forbid someone make fun of cinema sins huh?
They didn't just make fun of him. Towards the end of the video they made the guy playing him whine about how he thinks he's an artist but is unoriginal and has no working human relationships.
but cinemadins dosnt go im (insert director) and im not talented i have no relationships im a hollow shell my lifes bad
+Danny Lopez
Yeah making fun of the creators is just a low blow, it wasn't even funny it was more like some kind of a playground bully "haha look at me berate this guy for no reason".
+Danny Lopez Damn it.. I missed it..
Omigod! Pat's still there!!! I remember him from the old Hardly Working days!
that old spice ad though XD
I will only tell Adam Connover... And he will tell everyone else :P
I still blame Emily for telling someone in the first place
One of your BEST. Still chuckling🤗
Omg! I didn't see that ending coming!
www.dailymotion.com/video/x376boj_everything-wrong-with-the-maze-runner-and-my-marriage-reupload_fun
MWAHAHAHAHAHA
Oh thank you. I missed this since they took it down so fast.
+RandomGamerCory
Damn that was Garbage
that was awful
+RandomGamerCory Damn pussies.
+RandomGamerCory I can't believe they took it down. Who knew college humor could actually feel shame after their latest sketches.
I like how they deleted their previous shit video.
What was it?
+RandomInsanity4Ever Some sort of CinemaSins parody. A real, shitty, parody.
What was it?
+RandomInsanity4Ever it was a mean spirited "parody" of Cinemasins called "Everything wrong with the maze runner and my marriage"
+TheExplodingPumpkin what video?
That end though 😂
I encourage any of you to make nonstop content and have it all be 100% likeable everytime.
The cinemasins video wasn't so terrible... Lots of people are just butthurt fools lol
The video itself was meh. Not that horrible and obviously not funny. The problem is, why do they feel the need to attack someone's personal life and casually made fun of said person's dying father? I mean why???
***** Is that stuff actually happening? If so then I take it back, if not... why the fuck not? One should be able to make jokes about anything unless directly offensive.
(btw actually don't know)
Erik - Erigorn It is unfortunately what is going on in Jeremy's (writer and voice actor of Cinema Sins) life. Rough time but he is still consistenly makes quality weekly videos to entertain us not showing any sign of personal problem.
***** Oh... oh well in that case, it's inconsiderate.
ERIK YOU HERE ?
You guys just gonna act like that previous video never happened?
I would too 😂
+ZOLL-IN-SPACE lol it was one of the worst videos they have ever done.
+Brandon Harris www.dailymotion.com/video/x376boj_everything-wrong-with-the-maze-runner-and-my-marriage-reupload_fun
Which one was that again?
+TheRatchet35 just watched that piece of shit. I see what you mean
2:36
Southern accent kicks in
This is really funny if you click up top over and over again
That ending! 😂😂😂! I did not see that coming!
Why tf u lyin?
Hahaha why u always lyin
Why you lyin for
Huh, I figured they'd be making fun of honest trailers next.
Well, is there really much to make fun of there?
Tom Allister more than there is to make fun of cinemasins
ive had this conversation once before. I almost forgot about it
I swear I played the first line over and over and thought he was saying "Zach when are you going to stop licking the slide"
This is a memorial for the massacre that was Everything Wrong With The Maze Runner and My Marriage.
The millions of brain cells that died that day.
Never forget. Never forgive.
Did he really shave his head for this?
JustJoe He's wearing a bald cap
It's really good.
Yes he did
He has a bald cap on in this
Yes. There is literally no other way to give the appearance of being bald. Nobody ever thought one up.
Underrated sketch
That was Awesome!
Geez, the last video sucked and got deleted. So? Why carry that over into this video? If you dislike this one as well go ahead and thumbs down but don't judge it based on its predecessor . There's also no need for an apology. Sometimes creating content can be a total hit or miss. Last one was horrible and this one got a laugh out of me. So I liked it and am moving on.
+Lovely Woords Ohhh I didn't know the marriage part was directed to a creator of cinemasins. If that really is the case, then an apology is due especially if said person really is having martial issues. I really didn't know it was that personal. In light of this, I totally understand why this video is bombarded with negative (yet maybe slightly excessive aka crude) comments.
+Lovely Woords Hm in that case I don't see why it's insulting. I did watch the college humor one but not the cinemasins one yet. I dunno maybe I need to watch that one to get why the CH one is insulting. I just think it sucked and wasn't funny at all.
I miss Emily
what happen to her!?
She's still there
***** Aha, you dingbat ;) x
she left college humor for adam ruin everything
This is my favorite buzzfeed video
excellent finish
Never ever fucking read the fucking comments on a Collegehumor video. Ever. If they made a video people didn't agree with, all the comments of the next video will be bitching about that. If the video has a non-white, gay or female character having a lead role, everyone starts screaming "SJW BULLSHIT!". And the rest of the comments are variations of "I miss old collegehumor". Seriously, CH fans need to grow the fuck up. Their videos are fucking hilarious, and maybe there are a few that aren't that good or have a message you don't agree with, but don't fill the comment section with your shit.
If you legitimately got upset at their last video about CinemaSins then you're pathetic. I wish they hadn't caved and taken it down.
I know right?
That was a solid tackle
Am I the only one that’s in 2020 looking for college humor’s old videos
Damn, CollegeHumor is becoming really desperate. They deleted their last video instead of making an apology. That video was so shitty it made my eyes hurt.
+ArchManGod Why would they make an apology if a video is disliked? If people don't find your video entertaining, you just take it down, no need to apologize.
+Random Complex it felt like an attack on Cinemasins for no reason. That's why they need to apologize
ThePsychoticBee It was more of a parody. It looks like an attack because it wasn't funny, but if the humor had been better, it wouldn't have seemed that aggressive.
+Random Complex I mean you may not agree but if you get served shitty food on a restaurant you kinda wait for an apology.
ArchManGod But this video is free, while you payed for that food.
All these butthurt CinemaSins fans are really annoying
Collegehumor called jeremy from cinemasins somebody who thinks himself as an artist but is unoriginal. When was the last time collegehumor did a video that wasn't an ad or a hackneyed internet joke?
The way she just ran behind him 😂
Love the ending!!!!!!!😹
Damn, CH's fans are harsh, and I like it. They bashed their previous video, and when they took it down, someone re-uploaded it to dailymotion to humiliate CH even more. Get rekt CH.
Well they did say some pretty untrue personal stuff about Jeremy from cinemasins like him thinking himself as an artist but is unoriginal and has no strong human relationships
+NeonTime I just thought it was kinda weird how personal they got, also its strange that they would criticize someone for making fun of people while Collegehumor does that stuff all the time for their own videos.
+silentninjat Holy Xenu, that profile pic. Red John still scares me...
I subscribed to this channel thanks to your "Adam ruins everything" series, but it seems you're not doing anymore episodes of that, and most of your other content is "meh" at best.
+Haran Yakir Adam Ruins Everything may be getting a show on TruTV. That's probably why they haven't been making them for CZcams
That sucks :(
I subscribed for jake and Amir.. We know how that turned out
"May be"?
+Haran Yakir It's a TV show now, and quite a good one, I might add, hopefully it'll go for a while.
I was chuckling a lot
at first i thought "what is wrong with his hair?!"
and then i died.
I like butthurts in the comments. Seriously. The video was shit. They took it down. End of conversation.
"It's morally wrong", yeah, maybe, but even if it is, it has nothing to do with you. Stop being a butthurt and unsubscribe if they offended you or something. Actions speak louder than words yes?
Absolutely no need to attack the comment section. Insulting another channel WAS a childdish thing to do, and insulting them for insulting another channel is equally childdish.
You complain about them making a shitty video: They take it down
They take their shitty down: You complain about them taking their shitty video down.
Because you know...logics
Also really interesting how everyone seems to say the exact same thing with slightly different words, adding absolutely nothing new to the conversation.
TL:DR -> Stop crying your heart out in comment sections, unsub and move on.
So, about that Cinema Sins parody... What the hell? Were you trying to insult them, or did you think it would be funny? Because it wasn't actually funny. Have they ever bashed on CollegeHumor? I don't think so. Did they critique a movie you like and you didn't like what they said about it? Their videos aren't supposed to be taken seriously. They critique everything. Even movies they themselves love. Even when the movies I love get reviewed, I just constantly go "lol, so true." I'd think people from a place called College HUMOR would have a better sense of humor. And it's pretty hypocritical too. I mean, you're making fun of them for pointing out flaws in movies, while you guys point out flaws in real people. At least the Cinema Sins flaws are only in fiction. Anyway, if you're going to satire your fellow youtubers (which is a a dumb idea) the least you can do is make it funny.
+Kazuma - kun No-one complained when CH made jokes about makeup gurus, vloggers and gaming channels. Why is Cinema Sins different?
AValveFanboy Because Unlike those videos A) this one was targeting someone specific, not just people in general. B) It wasn't funny. It didn't seem at all like over the top comedy or a light hearted parody. It just sounded like genuine butthurt.
***** Fair enough.
AValveFanboy Thank you for being reasonable.
+Kazuma - kun I thought it was funny, but I've never liked CinemaSins. I don't think it was THAT heartful either. I mean, I would love to watch a comeback from Cinema. Something like "Everything wrong with CollegeHumor", so we all can laugh and behave like ADULT.who.know.how.to.laugh.at.themselves but hey, I guess mean comments are better.
CANT stop binge watching this shit
The ending 😂😂😂😂😂😂❤️❤️😂
Decided to stop uploading crap where you whine about more populair channels?
"More popular"
CH has more subscribers though
+Symbiotic Weapon cinemasins has more consistent views
+ThePsychoticBee Plus like 5 other channels.
+WesleyGamedDagelijks Oh no, a satire/comedy channel made fun of something! Who could have known that this would happen! WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO?!
Strider Pharazon It's not the fact that it was a parody, silly. It's because it was shit.
I was okay with the maze runner video when it started. I was like,"well I mean, it's not really funny, but okay I guess.". But towards the end it got pretty douchey when they made the guy playing jeremy from cinemasins whine about how he thinks himself as an artist but isn't original and has no strong human relationships. It just seemed kind of hateful and wasn't really making fun of the channel but more like trying to make him feel really bad. I wish Collegehumor would've kept the video online so everyone can see how big of an asshole collegehumor was.
Did not see that coming. Great skit :)
"It's kinda a moo point"
"IT'S NOT A MOO POINT"
*moot
reading the title and seeing Pat in the thumbnail was enough to make me laugh
It's just a have 😂
the ending is killing me
Dude, every insult she throws out is adorable.
"It's just to have!"
That closeline! :D
2:13 best line
yeah... there should be more of this.