Ghislaine Maxwell Is Going to get Off-White™️ | Flagrant 2 with Andrew Schulz and Akaash Singh
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- čas přidán 28. 05. 2024
- 0:00 - start
1:00 - Schulz got Peloton’d
6:00 - Akaash wants a gun
9:30 - Mark is all in on Bezos
37:00 - Virgil Abloh’s death & legacy
50:00 - Canadian woman fakes her Native American heritage
1:14:00 - Casey Neistat and Rogen Tweet about crime in LA
1:35:00 - Omicron variant and naming rights
1:58:00 - media’s responsibility in reporting
2:15:30 - Ghislaine Maxwell trial
Flagrant 2 is a comedy podcast that delivers unfiltered, unapologetic, and unruly hot takes directly to your dome piece. In an era dictated by political correctness, hosts Andrew Schulz and Akaash Singh, along with AlexxMedia and Mark Gagnon, could care less about sensitivities. If it’s funny and flagrant it flies. If you are sensitive this podcast is not for you. But if you miss the days of comedians actually being funny instead of preaching to a quire then welcome to The Flagrancy.
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New York native and internationally touring stand-up, Andrew Schulz is known for his hilarious and unsafe comedy. He has starred in the sitcom BENDERS (now available on Netflix), can be seen in Amazon’s SNEAKY PETE, HBO’s CRASHING, and on MTV including GUY CODE and GIRL CODE.
In the podcast realm, Schulz can be heard on the wildly popular THE BRILLIANT IDIOTS - co-hosted by nationally syndicated radio and television personality Charlamagne tha God - the hilarious sports commentary podcast FLAGRANT 2, and the film and TV analysis podcast WESTERBROS. He has made major appearances on The Joe Rogan Experience, Bert Kreischer’s BERTCAST, Joey “coco” Diaz The Chuch of What’s Happening Now, and Theo Von’s This Past Weekend. He has even done solo interviews with the likes of Lil Duval and many others.
Andrew’s online presence has touched hundreds of millions of people across the globe and his unconventionally funny approach to the comedy world has launched him into stardome. His shows Dropping In and Inside Jokes will rack of hundreds of thousands of views weekly. Nothing is off limits for Schulz, from sex to race, and even the occasional audience heckler roast, Andrew is hungry to be the best. He can be seen in New York City performing regularly at New York Comedy Club and the Comedy Cellar. - Komedie
It warms my heart to think there's an FBI agent sitting down every Tuesday and Friday morning with a dirty coffee mug of Jameson to reluctantly watch Flagrant 2
It's better than the stuff that the FBI agent assigned to monitor my web activity gets to watch, believe me... 🤣😂🤷♂️
NSA*
It's not Jameson. It's Vodka in cheap coffee.
Laughing his/her ass off at their office and everyone just staring at them lmao
😂
Akaash saying he will kill everybody has just made him a flight risk.
I think it’s apparent that he’s a blowhard. No one takes him serious.
Lol, another brown guy added to the internet watch list, nothing new to see here!
Get GFCI ht
Delete this post. Traitor.
lmfao
Yo Mark gets funnier every time man. The landlord came to me line was fucking jokes 😂😂
I think it might have been scripted. High key it’s still gold. I’ve just noticed how they start and stop the pod, like you know they run it one time and highlight the funny zingers and rerun it from the top.. still fire
Marks funny but to me he definitely comes off as a disingenuous, Alex and aakash keep it real
Mark tries way too hard.. cornball
@@19993gt you're def on to something
@@sds606 I think he's had some pretty good ones.
great ep but can’t stop thinking about the jeans being to short
Do you get to watch before everyone else?
God damn nigga how tf you finish so fast
He got all that Netflix money but still can't get jeans that fit 🤦♂️
Is it a sign he's going back to florida
Jeans a bit low and loose. YMH reference? Anyway, I have a podcast where we only wear perfectly fit jeans. it's called My Black Friends, it's on my channel.
5:50 “Yeah I went to Tennessee and I want a gun.” That’s the most Tennessean shit I heard and I’m born and raised in Tennessee.
Cheatham County boy here. 🇺🇸👍
"I like to keep it a buck on the flagrant 2 podcast" (that's how you know shits about to get wild)
Hahaha you know it’s about to start
I'm reaching a point where I just laugh at anything mark says at this point. The man has too many zingers
Nah for real though. Man’s underrated
every time they do the promotions im sitting here like a good will hunting sidecharacter hoping mark has something to say
He is the studio SJW
Yeah I want to see his stand up.
He's funny man.
Alex still on timeout? I imagine Alex is standing up facing the wall while they record this
Alex, Taylor and Drama are starting their own pod "Big Heads Dreamin"
He gave him 4 weeks off.
What happened? Did he want to see the accounting?
@@cjkush5384 LMAO
Is it b/c he fucked up the Tony hawk episode with the audio? Or did he just take a vacation?
Charlas gonna have a heart attack listening to how many times Andrew says “bitchs”😂
Charla doesn’t listen to this
@@hectorsanchez5818 charla caring about anyone else outside his "black effect network"....really shocking.
Charla hasnt heard another person speak in years
Dam I didn’t know there were this many charla haters over here but I see what you guys are saying😂
@@brad3362 I love charla and happy he’s a better man but he’s no longer free to speak as he once was. He is owned by iheart media
“You gonna tell us about ballet?” was an unappreciated chirp.
Word!
The more I watch episodes, the more I appreciate Mark. He seems to be very aware of social issues and is able to explain things Andrew might not understand. He is so underrated.
I agree man, I feel like Andrew has a basic understanding of most topics. I don't mean that in a bad way, it just seems like he hasn't fully thought through most topics they talk about.
@@jordanmercier3616 and that’s what’s awesome about him. Give him as little information as possible for him to just go off with his jokes. And mark is a perfect balance.
I made a very similar comment a sec ago. 100% agree with you.
@@Luckytrapt Well put.
You see how much respect Andrew has for him when he introduces him, he gets it. Hes also memtioned how past paced news topics are and were over and moved on as soon as we try to sit and fully understand 🙃
24:37.
The way Akaash said Jesus you know that even he thought Andréw took that Jesus and Mary joke waaaaay too far. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hahah I was like no way. Andrew really pushing the envelope with this rant hahaha
That one was on the border.. even for Schultzy. Still laughed my ass off though. 😂
Andrew thought this was a Patreon episode 😂😂😂
Give whoever made this title "Ghislaine Maxwell Is Going to get Off-White" a raise
What does it mean?
@@leaveitorsinkit242 off white sounds like off right as in Maxwell getting off and off white as in Virgil abloh
Tell Virgil write brick on my briiiiick. RIP Virgil.
Easily impressed
@@josiahmalikreyes Like… “starting the day off-right”?
i listen to this, the patreon episodes, brilliant idiots religiously and i’ve been having a bad day.. ab to go to work and see i get to listen to the new episode at work. yalls work means so much to me. gets me through shit. i appreciate you guys.
Keep pushing forward bro
Asshole family is here for you bro 👌👌👌worldwide army keep your head up and keep moving forward bro never give up on the play 👌👌👌👌👌
Keep your head up g, don’t look down. Keep pushing.
Bro I feel you, this makes the day go by so much faster and enjoyable
Same here bruh Tuesday and Friday are my favorite days of the week, laughter is my mental medicine for a stressful life and the guys provide
Akaash at the gun range: Bro can I get a different colour laser scope...Idk it fucks with my brain when I aim for a headshot...
This pod was fire. I'm crying from laughing so hard.
I'm sweating from laughing so hard.
You Mark's brother?
@@jesselund360 Nah, I'm an immigrant.
@@likwidmagik I was talking to guitar Jesus who made this thread lol
I’m hard from crying while laughing
Found out my dog passed away today so this episode was very much needed. I appreciate you guys for providing content that helps me get through rough times like this
RIP the good boy / girl. Remember the good times and the love shared
I’m sorry for your loss! Much love ❤️
Rip
@B-RYE 😢
Ampersand rand sounds like one of those books you read in like 3rd grade with the colorful cover about some kid detective or something 💀
For someone who talks a fair bit on marvel. Andrew saying he "tried" to watch Shang Chi for Ronny Chieng is the most Flagrant thing ever said.
This was one of the best episodes for me from the past month man, love seeing you guys just feelings no facts through this shit. Miss alexx
Andrew claims to be a straight dude but always wears short cut bisexual jeans/pants and sits like a bi guy. 😂
Bet he's more of a pitcher than a catcher tho
I think we need an episode where they bring Andrew's girl over to at least clear up her name a bit after all the roasting and stories about her from Andrew's perspective.
I know its not gonna happen but I'll just put it here
i think hed rather keep his relationship intact
@@Dronax 💯.
the closest we ever got to that was when andrew was on whitney's podcast and his girl showed up. that shit was mad funny, his girl got chops esp because andrew caps
Naw that’s weird af
Over population isnt a problem. Population collapse is potentially the greatest threat to humanity.
Yep. It’s overcrowding.
🤔Neil Patrick Harris is actually the ONE actor who’s openly gay but has played almost nothing but straight roles before and after coming out.
Big "Almost" but yeah
Hes a coos hound he aint gay. Watch ur mouth when u talk about nph
Yeah, he came out a year after he started playing Barney Stinson, and then continued playing him till 2014.
I know Alexxmedia is "taking a month off", whatever the deal is, I still hope everything is good with him. I'm starting to miss his laugh lol another great episode
Watch brilliant idiots, he’s still in the back laughing on that pod
@@itzFlaco723 yeah I do, the last 2 episodes he barely said a word, and they barely acknowledged him. Or am I bugging lol?
@@Just4Funlol Thats what happens when you run a media company and still have no idea how to do your job. Just like taylor. These guys trying to do big things, you cant do big things with incompetent ppl.
I be missing Alex frfr
@@nuvourldorda6084 yeah that's obvious. Was he incompetent? Honest question, I don't know shit about audio, etc but seemed good to me
Appreciate you adding more shows in Canada! Swing by Ottawa some time.. you know.. the capital. We here for you
I really hope this doesn't stop and go away with Ghislaine. There's so many famous people on the flight logs and it's crazy no dirt has come out!
I mean....at this point..... meh.
@@THE.FAKENEWS That's the problem... A lot of people are feeling like you rn and it sucks. One of the biggest pedophile cases ever discovered buried by apathy. It's only been about 2 years since Epstein died and we're already at meh. I'm not bashing you bro because that was literally me weeks ago, so I had to remind myself that they're the scum of the earth and I'm not letting this shit go.
@@AbombOO7 Just jokes buddy... chill out.
@@THE.FAKENEWS i don’t think he cares if it’s a joke, he’s absolutely right though.
@@THE.FAKENEWS telling people to chill when we are literally getting closer and closer to an actual apocalyptic final battle between good and evil makes you more close to a part of the problem than the solution
Let's gooo! Good way to start the day
Yes!!!!
Remember a Canadian comedian has been successfully sued over a joke. Their government doesn't like comedy.
Canada is beyond fucked
Appreciate this pod, and y’all.
@21:12secs.....I can't get over how hilarious and how little of a reaction "she was licking box!" got!!!🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂I'm fuckin dying
Yo Marks ability to improvise on the spot is getting crazy good. I almost swallowed my mask on that wounded knee joke with how hard he had me dying.
Akash was dropping some jewels this episode.
He's still on a roll from his JK Rowling rant.
Besides the regular year recap we need a Spin Cycle recap for both Patreon and regular episodes
Damn that would be phenomenal
On point y’all
Schulz lookin like a Tony Hawk Pro Skater character
Andrew wearing a tall man’s shorts 😂
Lol can we talk about Andrews legs screaming out of those pants 🤣
Great episode. I was on 3 hour drive finishing a 12 hour shift you guys helped keep me up and in my lanes. Thanks
LOL at Andrew giving tiktokers shit for publicizing their woes after he spends 15 minutes on his peloton accident. 😂😂😂
Yeah but.. it’s not the same. It wasn’t 15 mins and he was raising a good point in saying how he understands how children die on them. People on tiktok cry about everything.
he is Hypocrotes
@@SquashGuy02134 the best there ever was!
@@SquashGuy02134 haha took the words out my mouth haha
Man was telling a hilarious story at both him and his girl’s expense 😂
“He’s from Nashville he’s probably been around some shit” - Akaash
Lol. Nashville is a nice city. Particularly nice. I’ve never heard anyone associate Nashville with guns or issues
It’s nice and fun but downtown can be risky
@@josephasad1077 sure but compared to what? Lol. Just funny to hear a guy in NY reference Nashville like you might wanna protect your neck while you’re there
I def like the outskirts of Nashville better but I dont love any city over a certain size. But for the most part Nashville is nice 🤷🏻♂️✌🏼
@@davidaldridge5716 it is, very nice. I was just out there and I've lived in Cali my whole live. I was all over Nashville for a week including nightlife and had nothing but great experiences. The people there are very nice and respectful.
I think he was associating it with Memphis, where there's a notorious amount of gun violence
Is that why theo von lives there? 😁
Pumped for this episode. I hope they talk about Lopez vs Kambosos
Great episode.
Mark’s bar about the Native American being like “there’s something wrong with your spirit” WAS WILDDDLLLLYYYYYY UNDER APPRECIATED 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
"Old M.A would've been fucken rich" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
thanks for the laughs guys! you the best!
Mark: "hey, you like that cuhhhzz?!!" Hahahahahahhahahaaa
Damn they missed Mark's fire bar when they were talking about pandering and he said "They're trying to panda to China?"
This episode was Flagrant af 😂 Schulz wants all the smoke 💨
I’m sooooo psyched you’re coming to Calgary. Purchased my tix INSTANTLY. Us Canadian fans can’t wait !!!
I was looking forward to coming to the show in Nashville but my engagement plans got moved up to hat weekend and it was in Dallas so I missed out unfortunately. Hope to catch you next time Akash!
Miles really spittin on these titles fr
Schulz's energy on this Episode is 🔥🔥💯 Lets goo Champ 👑🤣😂..
Can't wait to see the show this weekend Akaash!! 🔥🔥🔥
well done lads.
Waiting past few hours for this drop....let's get fuckin flagrant
That is a straight up genius thing schulzy said about the public doesn't want to hear the inform, they want to hear the confirm.
Small comments like that make me start listening to what someone has to say.
Yo this ep had me dying weak 😂
Ahh I keep forgetting not to be eating while watching this podcast I almost choked to death literally choked laughing at Andrew treadmill story 🤣😅🤕
Hearing you guys talk about guns is fucking adorable.
fr they sound dumb
Fuckin sadddddddddd bro holy shit
We should definitely have at least basic gun safety taught in schools. This is America, there's more guns than people, you'd be an idiot to not at least know the basics.
Yeah Akaash said clips so many times lol they were magazines, clips dont detach from the gun, mags are detachable
@@bryceweltin2803 and something as simple as a feeding malfunction warrants spare magazines… crazy how bad it is with lack of knowledge and how people make jokes and people believe them
hope Alex and Andrew can get back on the same page too. love you guys
Is there real beef?
@@adame8893 no, Al has been dealing with a death in the family. Saw him during proceedings. Couldn’t bring myself to say what’s up
@@infinite9100 Dang, that sucks. Thanks for the info.
Are you sure? I can hear his voice on the BI episodes.
@@adame8893 has nothing to do with a death in his family.
Andrew announced Alex is suspended because he was fucking up the audio too frequently, said he’ll be gone for a month and that was like 3 weeks ago
This was an good ep.
18:25 got me rolling
Audio is crispy but it's not the same without als Laugh
Is it me, or is Akash becoming more pro-libertarian? I dig it!
Those AF1s are tuff schultz 🔥
The Title!!! Got My Attention
Andrew on one today 😈 love that energy haha
He had this energy on the last brilliant idiots too.
16:57 - _Let women not get raped when they walk home._
🔥🔥🔥🔥
Didn't think Andrew would know where Zimbabwe is lol!! Much love
Those long extended "yeah"s are insanely funny.
What’s even better about the covid variant name part is that they slip Nu and Xi and go with omicron, which just happens to be an anagram from moronic like come on skip that one too 😂
I hope Alexxmedia comes back to the podcast 🙏
53:45 😂😂😂 Mark gets me every fucking time
"YOU BENEFIT FROM EVERYTHING WE FIGHT FOR!"
This is 100% the sentiment
No Alex? Again?😞
Black Purge. Kaz now Alex. Akaash better stay out of the sun 🥶
Come to London, I'm gonna miss all the canadians shows 😭
So happy to be here☺️✨
Speaking straight facts best episode💯💯
we should make schulz president, he really good at problem solving 😂
As far as the conspiracy. I think it’s important to remember that most of the American population doesn’t vote. There’s a lot of people out there that aren’t going to fall for all these little tricks from either side.
1:48:15 “Run iiiit” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
No cap i subconciously have been mimicing alex's voice, when I've been laughing hahaha
Excited to go into last month of this year with 2 hours and 38 minutes of megamind knowledge which no school or college teaches 💙💥🤟
Feelings no facts.
I hope Alex is just on vacation , he was great for this pod . Dnt do him like Kaz lol
no, hes on brilliant idiots podcast. Maybe theyre trying to do him like they did Taylor (be a producer more than talking.) Idk stupid if its over the Tony Hawk thing.
@@kazmir_ what was the Tony hawk thing
He's suspended for a month, they already addressed it. He should be back on next week.
@@TheDarkKenpachi people were complaining about the audio from Tony and blaming Alex.
@@kazmir_ I had no idea
Title going crazy... great morning so far
The population portion 😂
i got swolled up by a treadmill when i was a kid. turned it on full power and tried jumping onto it. it was positioned with its back directly to a wall with just enough room for my body to get wrappped underneath it and pinned into the corner. still on full speed it burned a chunk of my face and shoulder bad enough that we went to the hospital. parents say the only reason i lived was cuz my sister (who was maybe 5) unplugged it from the wall.
We had a 1hp treadmill as a kid, so i was convinced i was fast as a horse.
Daymnnn. We had a treadmill to, my brothers fell off it etc but never anything that bad good lord lol
Shultzy's raiding his girls closet again 😂🤣
Andrew added the part about his wife also falling off the treadmill to make it funnier. We’ve seen the video 😂
Handgun part was hilarious. 👏
Schultzy the type of guy to turn a paper cut into an attempted murder.😭
Alexx's laugh gave the pod a different perspective! 😅😅 come back soon brother✌
He’s still on probation?
Need him back 💯
This pod definitely need him back.
Definitely miss Alexx, dont miss the sound issues though! Hope he comes back dialed in.
He fucked up on brilliant idiots this last week, he still be screwing up
nah that title is wild😂
"Like one of them pelicans after the BP."🤣
-Andrew
I was drinking Liquid IV as the Liquid IV promo came on. I felt proudly disgusted 😂 I am the true product.
You need to rename to Flagrant 3, Mark needs his recognition, dude's great
A flagrant 2 is a flagrant 2 no matter how many players are on the court my guy
You don't know what a flagrant 2 is do you? Lol
Basketball has flagrant level 1 and flagrant level 2 fouls. That’s where the flagrant 2 comes from (most severe)
Holy shit I had no idea about this...... Oh my god. I've been listening to them for years..
@@fruitlandgrizzly I do, just trying to highlight Mark, maybe with a bad idea for you professors of comedy
We all saw the IG slow-mo recap Andrew @3:35. Your girl didn't fall off the treadmill!
First portion of this podcast Shulz is basically Thanos lol 😆