Every Single Person Ever
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- čas přidán 24. 05. 2020
- Guess it's time for another movie night... alone. This is EVERY SINGLE PERSON EVER.
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CAST
Ian Hecox // / ianhecox
Shayne Topp // / shaynetopp
Damien Haas // / damienhaas
Keith Leak Jr. // / keithleakjr
Kimmy Jimenez // / kimmydoesstuff
Jacklyn Uweh // / blkjack76
CREW
Directed By: Ryan Finnerty
Executive Producer: Ryan Finnerty
Written By: Monica Vasandani, Kurt Maloney
Production Manager: Alicia Gaynor
Production Coordinator: Nancy Azcona
DP: Brennan Iketani
Art Director: Cassie Vance
Editor: Mike Small
Assistant Editor: Matt Duran
Content Manager: Kiana Parker
Executive Assistant: Sammie Miller
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the fact that Damien's cat knew exactly what she needed to do for that scene is still making me laugh. a legend.
Tonji no
E why not
He almost broke character over it
Lol
Time stamp?
When i'm trying to be positive and the internet throws this to my face.
just stay positive its pretty cool being positive
Dang someone liked it at 69:(
Yeah I feel personally attacked.
Very Relatable
Says, ''see the reply'', show 5 replies. How long is CZcams going to be broken, anyway?
*Damien’s Cat is a paid actor*
We know
Paid in cat biscuits
“Who needs a girlfriend when you have Nintendo”
I can’t agree more
Ja BRO8 True
True
I read that right when he said it
Yep
True
“Every single person ever” reads like its about every person in the world, and frankly I hope it is
I honestly thought it was about every person in the world at first...
Burt Macklin FBI same tho
I'm feeling pretty dumb right now... hopefully just sleep deprivation as it's well past my bedtime lol. But I only just now, from reading your comment realized it meant single as in dating vs single... and I just finished the video and I didn't catch that.
That's what I thought it was
I thought that’s what it was too
i clicked this video thinking:
“ok so is it every person in the world?”
“or is it every person that’s single?”
Same
well we're all single at some point soo...yes
bro same it was like my brain didn't work for a second
I didn’t realize it was about single people until halfway through.. I just through it was people in general
Yea same
"Hapiness is fleeting. Only purpose of life is make child. "
-Vlad, american teen boy, 2020
g Country music Garth brooks guy
That's my name
i y
yu
one of the best parts about Smosh is the "gay" parts naturally blend in with the other parts.... unlike other videos where they openly proclaim "WE SHOW GAY PERSON..
LIKE VIDEO! "
And they also dont mock gay relationships
Everyone gangsta Till Keith knows the middle name
🦧 harambe
@@kwazygamer_9640 *died*
I think everyone single besides oliva?
@@ondadeadlocs3711 no I think oliva is single as well but you see Olivia has a boyfriend
GameForceTV olivia has a bf
Damien: im going to haunt your hot mom
Shane: Ahhh dont do that man
For real though, I wish Shayne’s mom would one day appear on Smosh (in an epic crossover with Ian’s mom)
@@mechadoggy yup
I was just about to comment that. 😂 I love it when you see a funny part in a video and someone acknowledges it.
Why you don't have any videos in your channel 😡😡😡😡?????
noob
When you're *SINGLE* , all you see are happy couples.
When you're *TAKEN* , all you see are happy singles.
xD
"What's my middle name" I don't even know the middle name of my best friend of 15 years
Bruh how
i know my exes middle name lol
Oh i know my best friend of 1 years haha
I don't know MY middle name >.>
I know my best friend of 4 years
Omg, Damien's thirst trap bit was straight up fan service... and I'm here for it.😂
+
Me too mate!
Hahaaaa nohomo thou
Yes!!😂😂 We are here for it!
Yep
Honestly that exchange "friendly flirty" between keith and kimmy was a story in itself. Enjoyed it. Thoroughly
You mean the part at 5:11onwards? Why do I have this unshakeable suspicion that such an exchange happened for real between Shayne and Courtney?
@@mechadoggy because you're a little weird?
@@removeneoWHAATT? Like 90% of fans think at the very least there’s mild chemistry between Shayne and Courtney.
I genuinely have no idea where you’re coming from with this comment, unless you took their comment extremely literally, thinking Shayne LITERALLY confessed his love to Courtney like “Keith” did here.
@@allisoncastle i took it very literally because im not good with sarcasm and stuff but also its to such an extent that Courtney posted a tiktok with the text "when he" and every. single. comment. was "when shayne does what?", "what did Shayne do now?", "how does shayne feel about this?", etc. and its making me a little uncomfy yk
its okay to think they may have chemistry or could be cute together but yeah, people are taking it way too far. it probably makes them feel really awkward when they get replies like that. i also feel like courtney gets the brunt of sexualization from the fanbase and its so messed up. and even if they did end up dating, it would totally be on the down low because of how creepy people get about them haha. @@removeneo
"This pillow is down. That's a down pillow." - Gold
Damien's thirst trap would be 100% successful.
Yes......................................................................I totally wouldn't watch it......
Hmmmm yep
I’m literally the Keith when Damien breaks up with his girlfriend. Honestly, I related to hard.
As someone who's been single since they were born, I can confirm all of this is natural when you're single.
same
Ok
As a member of the single club, I can confirm this
I'm 9 or 12 years single. I can't rellte to any.
It really is xD
"Every cutest person ever" and it's just Kimmy
Haha
Simp
And Damien?
@@blakejohnson133 your not being a simp if your just bring nice
@@blakejohnson133 he is not a simp
I'm inlove with Kimmy. Thats it. Thats a fact.
Pretty weird
Im a girl and same
Derpy Derp she do be lookin mighty fine😍🥵
Me too
Same
I wonder what aliens would think if we told them that humans are actually like this
😂😂😂👏 I have no idea...
True
Newby Ton I don’t think we should invade that weird planet
Hi
They would death star us
“I’m just single because I’m picky. And a sex offender!”
They had us in the first half, not gonna lie
Ummm ok
Wat
“Every single person ever” I couldn’t feel more included
"Every Single Person Ever"
Never thought I would be so important that Smosh would parody me
"and im gonna drink alone"
Oh. I was not ready for this personal attack
Well at least I'm calling friends who are also drinking
Not... On zoom.
This made me realize actually how many people at Smosh are single and idk how they all have great personalities and are really attractive...
Looks aren't all that matter, they are legitimately great people, but they can't find the right person (like me, I guess..........)
Ruby Harris also shayne and Courtney are apparently bad at dating
Their actors I think their supposed to look good
Smosh does hire all hot ppl specially kimmy ❤😍❤
Ruby Harris thanks for replying with that... i didn’t realize i only made the point that they are attractive. i didn’t mean it that way. i’m sorry. i fixed the comment.
"I'm single because I'm picky, and a Sex Offender!" 😂😂😂Holy Smosh
me likes then reads then dislikes bc i tjought you were creepy, until it was in the video so now im back at your comment liking it and dont know the point of this comment but ye
@@ruby-su1zm YEE
@Mateus It was a joke by making an extreme statement at the end. Another example would be like "this tea is boiling hot and poisonous" - it takes the audience for a loop with an extreme that equals in humor.
"I'm saving myself for the apocalypse."
That only implies messed up shit.
"Who needs a girlfriend when you have Nintendo"
My younger self would have agreed with that statement 😂
4:58
My now self agrees with that statement 😂
@@mati5185 Why?
My 27 year old self agrees
lmao i would agree but i dont have a nintendo
@@scaryrumpus my today self thinks your 13 year old opinion is trash
I feel like we haven't seen Keith in a while, happy he's back.
MasterInsnity I miss Noah we haven’t seen him
Moldy T.V. i miss the og smosh with just anthony and ian :/
And Noah haven't seen him
Ikr
Maybe Noah has no webcam.
“I’m just single because I’m picky! *and a sex offender”*
😂😂😂
“I haven’t done this since i was twelve”
Me: i act like i cannot see it
Suno
Thempart played when i saw this
Oh you meant single people... not every single person in the world
we’re dumb
I got that.
So sad wouldve been epic
I though the same thing
I read it as single people instead of every single person in the world
I've never felt more personally attacked by Smosh before..
yeah...
Hahahahaha
*Is that a personal attack or something?*
“Never before have I been so offended by something I 100% agree with”
Guy: uh, hey. Do you want go out?
Girl: *ok. What’s my middle name?*
Apparently, Ian's farts don't smell in quarantine.😂😂😂😂
“Who needs a boyfriend when you have Nintendo” -LITERALLY ME
Does a PS4 count too?
A PS4 COUNTS MORE
Ali Deborah yesss! lol
Why did you do this when shane and cortney are both single
As a professional single person, I can certify that this video is 100% true...... 😅🙃😬
Leah Lil10 Guess I’m a professional then lol
Drew c u get paid to not get laid
Andrew Martinez Kinda? Idk I’m catholic so like I don’t get laid anyway but I don’t get paid lol
I'm a professional single person also but it's 50% true for me
Damian's cats know how to take a cue. He's clearly actually training them to act like in that "Every Quarantine Ever" video. lmao
2:23 I don't know why but Damian looks so natural in this scene like he really is the Big brother that's telling his siblings not to touch the stove he's just done with them it's hilarious 😂😆
You are forgetting one major group of singles, the idiots who can't recognize flirtation.
Hi, My name's Parker, it took me taking a interpersonal relationship course in college (2nd year) before I realized that my long term high school crush was flirting with me my entire senor year. You want to know the kicker, she gave me here number at graduation and said "We should hang out this summer, call me".
Edit: To all the people below suggesting I'm on the spectrum, I'm not. [Got tested in elementary school for ADHD, turns out I was just a kid who couldn't sit still. Still can't as a 23 year old.] Its just that my emotional intelligence is rather lacking. Thats a skill you develop as you grow as a human.
Yeah same
Just ask her friends friends if your unsure
Why are you telling us this?
David Alvarez I was just telling Justin he might have Aspergers, I know it when someone describes it to me because I have it myself.
Damn dude. That's rough. But at least you know the signs now!
Me: ...
Smosh: every single person ever
Me: thats me! :D
Crusader ок
I don’t think you had to write Me: in front of That’s me...
Cringe
Just see the first one and I feel attacked
Same
Damien trying to get everyone to stay on the Zoom call is me begging for my friends to FaceTime me when I feel lonely
“Who needs a girlfriend when you have Nintendo?”
YES
Okay but Damien caught me with that thirst trap😳
Amen 🙏
Same, honestly thought he was gonna unbutton his shirt or something 😳😳❤❤❤
Epitome of thirst trap...
I actually yelled “IT WORKED” and scared my cat because I threw my phone...
Damien is a spicy boi
“I’m just single because I’m picky.... and a sex offender!”
Oml I haven’t laughed at a smosh video like that in a long time
Hello Taco Bell? I’m a registered sex offender.
haven't laguhed like that after Anthony left ... T_T I wish he could come back
I'm so happy that I stuck around until the very end. Ian telling me "Love you, bye!" was all I ever really needed in life it turns out.
i thought this was every single person ever, like every person ever.
“I don’t know what sex is.” True, but do know a lot about foreplay tho..
Mark Riley sex is go u mask kids
Oh no I relized they said it in the video sry lol
turn 18 and u will understand it m8
Opposite for me 😔
That’s the first time I ever heard someone say
“ cuz my butt is P E R F
Ian's booty is perfect
Zelda Haas in fact it is P E R F
Damien is so cute in this omg 😱
IKR-
"Aw dont do that man"
Shayne 2022
"This is a down pillow. This pillow is _down._ "
This is why I'm so glad she's in sketches now.
I’m here earlier than usual, have a good quarantine
Thanks, you too.
@@ollie2639 Im early
Same
69
Damn 75 likes in 6 mins
I first read this as every single person ever. After watching 11 times, I finally understand that really it's read as every single person ever.
I love watching your videos!
"Still a hard no from me"
The normal received response on dating apps for most of us single people.
I was preparing to jam out to the "Merch in the Store" song. Awwww
“That’s a down pillow. That pillow is down.” I died
OMG, Jackie was my RA. I haven't watched Smosh in a while, but your bits were hilarious. Great work! Especially the pillow and Russian ones
Me:
Smosh: Every single person ever
Me: Feeling personally attacked..
But this is gold! LMAO
I bet that was not the first time Damian said “i can smell your burning flesh”
YAYYY YOURE FINALLY BACK TO YOUR OLD SKIT FASHION KEEP DOING THIS PLZZZZ
Damien's crying aligns with the beats of my empty heart
You guys should each live like your Sims for 24 hours while you’re on quarantine
8:18 ok I know Damien wasn't trying to look hot, but he looks *HOT*
such a thirst trap 😎
Always does ;w;
A great birthday gift. Thank you Smosh, you guys are so great!😁👍
@@rjstudios21 thanks! 😁😁😁
LOVE the new cast member! She's amazing!
The most relatable every blank ever
I know, so accurate for so many of us, especially in these times.
“Can i ask your sister out”
“hell no brother”
Hol up
Brother as in friends he means
@@funnt9055 r/whooooosh
Royal Gamer
R/woooosh
I still cant they still upload ive been watching this youtube channel for so long
Its great that they making videos with social distancing . ♥♡
This is probably the only video Anthony shouldn’t be in.
69 likes
Zach PlayzHD 70likes
I mean, they’re just acting. Kimmy is in this video, and she’s got a boyfriend (unless something happened to her such that she’s now freely available for Damien)
I feel like Ian talking about revenge bod is what he was thinking when Anthony left Smosh
What else? 😂
Lol
8:35 - That is a GORGOUS cat. I'm envious of you, Damien.
“Who’s needs a girlfriend when you have Nintendo?”
So correct it’s scary.
Edit: Just realized someone already commented this D:
It's never a good thing finding my self in one of these videos...
But which one are you is the question......
It's okay, I'm in this video too lul
After the pandemic, people will realise that this video was recorded in the coronavirus pandemic right? Lol idk
In the future it will be super obvious what CZcams videos are from 2020
I’ve been thinking the same thing
@@lh9591 yeah true
Love the Kimmy Jimenez skits!
“This is the down pillow, this pillow is down!!” I love that line so much 😂
Ok see you all in 5 years when it's recommended again.
“ If you can’t flirt with yo friends why do you have them in the first place”
First
Shadow Master your right
Shadow Master I tried, it went miserably
I tried too then its a mess after that😅
1:50 Eff off, Keith, the lady has a banana already.
U guys are so sarcastic fake but so natural, i dont know how to explain. I like y'all
Who else thought it was just every single person like in the world ever
(o shiz never thought I'd get so many likes, also yus I've watched smosh for yrs just thought this was funny lol)
Me sis
Is this your first time watching smosh
Me
lol I was looking for this comment 💀
Mee
I thought this video was every single person ever, like anyone thats ever existed.
Me too
yes
I thought it was the end of every blank ever, just a collection of every single one of the every blank ever episodes put together, every single person, EVER
Same
This whole video is a mood tbh
The first clip is to relatable 🥳😣😖😫😭
This must have taken a long time to film with every single person ever in it!
I couldn’t figure out if you were talking about people not in a relationship or just every person ever
1900 subs before Tomorrow shut up u have more than half the people here
3:11
"Brian may have dumped me..."
Me: Brian May? Queen? Is that you?!?!
He just said Brian. Not Brian May.
He said "Okay, so Brian may have dumped me,"
@@zidandzakaalhardhia1948 i know, i was joking 😂🙄
You missed out the most important part of being single, getting a notification and thinking it’s a girl wanting to talk to you but instead it’s just an automated message or low battery notification.
I like how this was recommended to me and it’s So true
Smosh: uploads
Also smosh: making everyone’s quarantine a billion times better
Wow such an original comment how do you do it
Chuck Greene I know
Is anyone wondering where courtney is?
Wait yeah I just realized that
Yeah lol. Maybe she's not single...😍
I’ve just came across smosh after watching them for years when I was younger, they’ve changed
Lowkey feel these smosh quarantine videos are better than some of the regular recent stuff.
Smosh: Make every single person ever
Me: Something relatable I can watch.
you guys should do "every fans ever"
there's one that is really crazy
really wholesome
just normal
been there since day 1 fan
fanarts fan
That fan that always screAM
merch completed fan
shippers
that's all the idea i have for now :D
♡♡♡
this comment reads like someone who is insane
Lol, they can even categorize us Smosh fans as the Old Smosh fans, Golden Age Smosh fans, DEFY Smosh fans, post-Anthony Smosh fans, Mythical Smosh fans, etc.
Old Smosh gangggggg
damien’s cat’s comedic timing is impeccable
I've been so called out by that first bit. Good work Damian