The Internet Said So | EP 170 | Hilarious Food Delivery Stats & Trends
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- čas přidán 16. 04. 2023
- In this episode, the boys are back and are discussing hilarious food delivery stats and trends.
TISS is a weekly podcast where Aadar, Neville, Kautuk and Varun discuss random, fun, stupid, pointless, weird, shocking "facts" they find on the internet. So come learn with them...or something like that.
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Bawas and your frame color and insta name color have been swapped .. kardo fix
Baat paise ki nahi h usool ki h...👏. I had followed this and complained in Indian railways for charging extra for water(railneer) on station complex
I was ready with my packed bags to move to London but Neville cut Aadar! **cries in empty wallet**
😂😂😂
Ohhh my god😢😢😂😂😂
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that subte hand movement for "yaar video call hai please side ho jaao 😭" at 16:38 from Varun just sums up entire 2020 in one gesture
Kautuk being subtle: Suspectful is great. It's way better than suspicious 😂
33:26 Legends will be aware of Varun’s amazing New Year’s Eve Story where he ordered Chicken Tikka (alone at home) which arrived after 3 hours and all the while, he was watching K3G while the rest of his family had stepped out.
Being Ankur from Delhi. I feel privileged. Thank you TISS for dedicating a full section about me.
Guys my local Chinese was worried about me because I stopped ordering one month, the lady came down to deliver to see me and ask why I didn’t order😂😂
Itna deep relationship Chinese vale k sath😁
@@therealgamer619Chinese wala nhi Chinese wali thi miss Deepak
Varun is so witty! Love the way he talks and introduces the joke sometimes. I am glad he does this podcast, as a consumer of podcasts, its nice to learn how varun or other comedians formulate their jokes. You get to learn so much about your 4 fav comedians. Wish you guys lots of success at the same time, i hope you continue this
Like thoko dostonnnn
Genuine like ❤
Varun was on fire today!! Laughed at every retort and every facial expression of his!
Wonder how he comes up with such witty remarks!
This one's easily becoming one of my favourite tiss episodes. Keep it up guys! ❤👏
Full episode I was distracted looking at the font color of Neville and Varun's names. Its not matching the box color . 😁😁😁
The next level of “i identify as”
This chicken identifies as a broccoli. 😂
😂😂😂"Usko bol ek saal ka visa Dena" .... First 60 seconds and classic TISS content ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
He just spoke for 100 others including him.
@@shraddhaverenkar2857 yeah 😂 Meko bhi chahiye
Suspectful 😂😂😂😂😂
"Way better than suspicious" 😂😂
17:44 Shoutout to Aadar’s Nani for being truly iconic.
The hosts ordering food:
Varun: Chicken chopper noodles
Cowtuk: Chocolate samosa paav
Neville: Caviar from Madison avenue
What about aadar?
@@hiren11voh bank statement nikaalne gya hai
@@sohamdas3488 🤣
@@hiren11 woh bass hawa aur ghaas khata hai so uske paas apna stock hai
Its 11 Madison Park bro! * disappointed bawa noises *
Just finished listening to ep 77 languages for the 15th time.... Aaave vous jave vous.... Maja aagye chhuuu 😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣
do you mean listening ?
@@JinSakai_Kuroudo Shakespeare? Is that you?
Futh re vous 😆😆
Jin sakai, fukre vu
Haha yeah.. Listening 😂see it's a language problem
How evidently and subtly Varun asks the bai at 16:30 to stop cleaning the furniture is hilarious 😂
bro what a observation bro, great , salute
True fan Spotify wallo ko kya maloom
Imagine Mumbai pigeons perching and chilling on drones. They'll smuggle the food inside and all you'll get delivered is a dabba laced with tatti! 😂
Varun was on fire today with so many one liners🔥
that 28 lac wala person must be sharing account with multiple people for zomato gold😂😂😂
2:53 Zomato didn’t want Kautuk scanning random websites so they gave you the facts, stats and trivia.
Part 2!! Zomato’s new report is out. Let’s make a part 2 for this boys!
Aadar goes completely off topic in a sec from what's the most ordered food to etymology of biryani lmaoo
Even tho mughals introduced the specific dish of biriyani, it was completely revamped with indian spices and ghee thereby making it a somewhat new dish. The idea of adding meat to rice has always been a part of indian culture with evidence from indus valley civilization.
Damn, I'm a Pune resident named Prathamesh, mera gand fat gaya when Kautuk said my name.
😂
16:39 me and aadar both laughing 😂 😂
"if biryani is a sentence, gulab jamun is the period." It's 3AM and I don't know if it's the lack of sleep taking over but this has to be the most beautiful thing I've heard this year so far.
No one:
AADAR: “Haan, yeh kiya hain Maine.”
"gravy ke andar rice daal diya toh biryani hai" -Varun 'the lord' Thakur
One of the most hilarious episodes after so long. The original TISS is back!!! 😍😀
Neville is way too intellectual and aadar is way too dunce when they start communicating 🤣🤣
Upset that Varun didn’t say “TOH batao guys, bachpan mein tumhare favourite delivery apps kaunse thhe?”
Hum bhi upset hai tere existence se. Bhenchod baar baar comment karke environment kharab karta hai maadarchod. Jaa apne dad ke lund mein waapas saala badsurat
The way Varun snaps and says maid to go away from frame.😂❤ 16:46
16:37 Varun snaps his finger and points it to the other room to signal his house help to FO 😂
Bawa’s expressions looking at his phone in the beginning is a whole new mood 😂
Word of the Day: ‘Suspectful’
Thank you, VARUN.
I am listening to this podcast with screen off because i have a big time headache, just to laugh my ass out and get rid of the fever that I have quickly!! More power to you guys!!
25:14 Kautuk says choco lava cake is a disappointment then proceeds to eat chocolate samosa😂
34:53 😂
38:01
40:23
52:14 ‘Gamechangers’ or that one time VARUN convinced Nikita to go veg and sign up for Yoga classes but he went DABESH on a Biryani.
One of the most hilarious episodes. Maze aa gye ! Literally LOL'd the entire while.
Great Episode! i had to pause twice so i could finish laughing 😂 Keep 'em coming
New episode just when I needed it ❤😭
50:44
I'll keep revisiting and laughing as loud as I did the first time! Praveen 🤣🤣🤣
wowww sooo happy!!!dint expect an episode today😁
This was one of the best episodes. Loved it
this podcast was awesome..all were on point
Just randomly logged into my laptop, youtube and caught them live. Love from Arunachal.
I literally dropped my phone after watching Neville's bg
Neville wo banda hai jo cool food dishes ka name leke flex karega aur band kamre me murmure me paani daalke bhel banayega🤫
I'm the Pune resident, my name is Vivin
one of the bests fr
Enjoyed the episode very much!
Between various calls and sessions at my job.... I have finally finished the episode,..... Amazing, super great, hilarious episode ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ mazaaa aagya bhai log...🔥🔥🔥🔥 Can't wait for next Tuesday 😊
One of the best episodes laughed out loud..
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Varuns humor was full on point
Margherita Pizza is literally named after Queen Margherita.
Varun's act out of everything Bawa and Kautuk says is damn good
Loved this episode
I just love tiss
Good old favorite "Praveen" made his appearance once again as Varun's prototypical desi dude 😀 And Bawa went on the most adipose subconsciously conscious reducitarian soliloquy that rivaled Kisi Ka Bhai Kisi Ki Jaan in terms of khoda pahad aur nikal chooha 😀
11:30 pm PST Monday night waiting for this!!!!
Food related podcast, keep them coming. Also another conspiracy theory with biswa would be epic.
Amazing episode 😂😂😂
Tina from Kharagpur sounds like Mess secretary for an IIT Hostel - ordered for some event at the hostel.
This is such an under rated podcast.
Yes seats blocking is a scam, i have also faced the same, only 4 people were present in my row😂😂😂😂
Happy Birthday Varun ❤🎉❤🎉❤🎉❤🎉 khoob khavesh Aur daaru piyesh 😂🍻....... Decided from ep 80 that your bday is on 20th April 😅🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳
Heard so much bout Mumbai from you guys n now that I’ll be shifting there I think it’s homecoming😂
Hii guys. Big fan. True follower of you all's works. ❤
37 minutes into the epifode and I haven't yet heard the fstats for the most weirdest food combinations ordered online.
This is gonna be my first time watching their live
8:26 like kautuk said, yes 3 delivery executive knew me my by name. He just had to see my name and they knew the address 😂
Laughed out toooooooo mucchhhhhhhhh
Thakur wooing away the maid didi 😄 🤣
this was a fun episode. Specially the wise goofy lots by Varun.
There is actually a chrome extension to calculate your swiggy and Zomato orders. Someone had made a reel about it..
The existence of Ravivar means there’s a sibling named Somvaar who gets ripped off often.
Varun being so frustrated was the best 😅😂
Here for the thumbnail. Appreciate your dedication to them. Respect, from Mauritius.
Hilarious episode 😁
This is the most funny EP😭😭😂😂
“Usko dho-ish aur ghar pe use ki-ish” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Varun
Quote of the Day: “A Gulab Jamun after a Biryani is basically the food equivalent of a sentence followed by a full stop.”
Petition to change Suspicious to Suspectful
Usage example - When I asked my boss for a sick leave on Friday, he was suspectful of my intentions
My name is Rahul, and I feel pershonally attacked.
Me during a viva:- Ice Cream, Rasgulla, Gajar Ka Halwa
My brain during a viva:- Stop naming. think a little bit
Soooo this one time , I had a horrible horrible day at work and my mom saw that very evidently as soon as I got into the house and she asked me to just order something for myself cause I hadn’t eaten from out for a LONG while.
I ended up ordering this pita bread stuffed chicken something with a ‘ minute and lemon ‘ refreshing drink and a ‘fruit salad’
I honestly was looking forward for the food to arrive cause I was shit hungry.
The order reaches and what they had sent was this pita bread DEAD COLD with pieces of diced chicken and cabbage in it. A lemon drink which I’m sure was a packed beverage being sold in the market that was just out in the glass bottle , and for the fruit salad IT WAS 5 pieces of apple and orange.
Dude oh my god I was so furious I put a complaint on Zomato first and to compensate for the food they sent me half of the money back as a coupon.
But well I was still shit hungry and angry now.
I actually went and called the restaurant a few times and it was very close to its closing time and they weren’t picking up.
BUT THE OWNER CALLED ME BACK and I told him about the food and how shitty he was and apparently he was unaware of what was happening in his kitchen ??????? Because he wasn’t at the restaurant only.
So he especially went back to the restaurant, kept it open for 30 minutes more , got everything made again and sent me another delivery.
It was still an average pita bread stuffed thing but THE EFFORTS 🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼
🥹🥹 ❤
Use to relate with Varun, but Gulab jamun is love❤.
The top 2 video boxes have the colorful lines under them too. The bottom 2 boxes don't. Can you fix that please.
Varun:Gulaab jamun mein nhi khaunga
Aadar:tu alag hai
Supreme: “It’s so hard being a legitimate enterprise with people reselling things.”
Zomato: “Hold my Gold Subscription.”
Kaaafi funny episode
Nobody realises but Aadar’s mom’s cloud kitchen brand name came from this episode (later mentioned in the Abish Ep)
40:45 moment in future where hunter gatherers would complete the full circle
16:37 Thakur 😂😂😂😂😂
Drunk me binge watching this episode just to realise aj sach mein 7th July 24 RAVIVAR HAI woh bhi 6:32 am 💀
Listening to this when I have upwaas.
Anybody knows how long after a CZcams release do these episodes get on Spotify? I was trying to find the 'Kisi ka Bhai' one, but it's not there yet.
I recently saw a video of the great late Anthony Bourdain and he was quoting someone saying "if the thing you are going to eat is dummer, tastier than you then pass me the salt".
Hum log ka passport tatti hai, we literally need visa to travel to Bangladesh also. Even Kazakhstan ka passport is better than ours, usmain you can at least travel Latin America, most of Eastern Europe, Central Asia, Middle East, South East Asia without a visa.
7:59 It would be a classic case of all those JEE institutions claiming the topper is their student.