Why You Shouldn't Make Fun Of Italians - Victoria 2

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Komentáře • 989

  • @jimtalbott9535
    @jimtalbott9535 Před 6 lety +845

    I shall, henceforth and forever, refer to Prestige as "Poetry Points". Awesome.

    • @thememehead
      @thememehead Před 3 lety +1

      I do as well lmao

    • @mattbush596
      @mattbush596 Před 3 lety +1

      Same

    • @foxnelson5113
      @foxnelson5113 Před rokem +3

      Have you kept up with your promise?

    • @jimtalbott9535
      @jimtalbott9535 Před rokem +3

      @@foxnelson5113 So far so good. I encourage ISP to call them that also, from time to time.

  • @crazycaptain8554
    @crazycaptain8554 Před 6 lety +2492

    Is Italian Texas where they make spaghetti westerns?

  • @IronsidePitchBoi
    @IronsidePitchBoi Před 6 lety +928

    First two notes: C3 and G3.
    Plink: *pop*
    Distance: Tritone down on first two notes, one tripop on pop

    • @theginbot1
      @theginbot1 Před 6 lety +45

      Thank you for fine work. I never knew I needed you in my life.

    • @TheBearJew1309
      @TheBearJew1309 Před 6 lety +15

      You're late, boi

    • @Anaverageguy41
      @Anaverageguy41 Před 6 lety +31

      I scroll through the comments just to find you each video

    • @jag3596
      @jag3596 Před 6 lety +2

      Don't be late next time.

    • @awesomlawson
      @awesomlawson Před 6 lety +4

      The hero we need

  • @cvetomirgeorgiev9106
    @cvetomirgeorgiev9106 Před 6 lety +2756

    My favorite italian poem:
    Roses are red
    Onision is hated
    And i must confess
    That millenium dawn is overrated

  • @bash3855
    @bash3855 Před 6 lety +792

    What if the 1870-71 Franco-Prussian War did coolmathsgames only?

  • @yungmalaria
    @yungmalaria Před 6 lety +1924

    China and Africa: Exist
    Europe: *Its free real estate*

    • @Getrekt-ke4gy
      @Getrekt-ke4gy Před 6 lety +59

      Are you implying that it's not?

    • @kevinspee7013
      @kevinspee7013 Před 6 lety +7

      How about freaking America and Asia then? You know what, how about FUCJING ANTARCTICA

    • @andrewh6188
      @andrewh6188 Před 6 lety +79

      The world: exists
      Europe: It's free real estate

    • @michaelwilkinson2484
      @michaelwilkinson2484 Před 5 lety +3

      @Kevin Spee Well, By the time of Victoria, most of the Americas are already colonized.. In Asia, Middle East is Ottoman's Territory, Central Asia and Siberia is Russia's, India is the British's, and Southeast Asia is the Dutch's. So yeah, Africa and East Asia left :D

    • @astolenusername7675
      @astolenusername7675 Před 5 lety +5

      TIME FOR THE 9TH OPIUM WAR!

  • @SuperWolfman9
    @SuperWolfman9 Před 6 lety +626

    Noodles are just Weeaboo Spaghetti
    *Ravioli Ravioli lets get some ninja-roli*

    • @gfr9109
      @gfr9109 Před 6 lety +2

      That shit actually exists.

  • @MenschMair
    @MenschMair Před 6 lety +608

    The pitch and sound of the intro clearly keeps changing

    • @RosehipIsThicc
      @RosehipIsThicc Před 6 lety +201

      *pop*

    • @MenschMair
      @MenschMair Před 6 lety +3

      @Hungarian Adler I really am everywhere no matter my mood

    • @everlast6053
      @everlast6053 Před 6 lety

      @@RosehipIsThicc Wtf as soon as I read that it happened.

    • @okinawadreaming
      @okinawadreaming Před 6 lety +1

      Ironside Pitch Boi got ya covered on that.

  • @pervenchemusic
    @pervenchemusic Před 6 lety +812

    *VICTORIA 2 ARTILLERY ONLY*

    • @liliumdx
      @liliumdx Před 6 lety +61

      *VICTORIA 2 IRREGULARS ONLY*

    • @martinmortyry7444
      @martinmortyry7444 Před 6 lety +28

      *EUROPA UNIVERSALIS 4 ARTILLERY ONLY*

    • @torp6845
      @torp6845 Před 6 lety +41

      *CK2 ARTILLERY ONLY*

    • @immasword
      @immasword Před 6 lety +11

      VICTORIA 1 ARTILLERY ONLY

    • @sagnik2693
      @sagnik2693 Před 6 lety +2

      @@martinmortyry7444 eu iv artillery only can be really op tho

  • @fr0stbite797
    @fr0stbite797 Před 2 lety +31

    Don’t laugh at Italy in Victoria 2, save all the energy you save from not laughing at Italy in Victoria 2 to laugh at them in Hearts of Iron 4.

  • @Alexander2471994
    @Alexander2471994 Před 6 lety +126

    I am Italian.. Thank you so much for giving us a good historically plausible timeline

    • @greenmountainhistory7335
      @greenmountainhistory7335 Před 6 lety +10

      Alexander2471994 I will now attempt to speak Italian
      👨🏻 bapity boopy bibity baba boopity bipa

    • @Nyx-kb7ze
      @Nyx-kb7ze Před 5 lety +18

      Kekree Wilson Italian language is still older than your country

    • @GameyRaccoon
      @GameyRaccoon Před 5 lety +8

      @@greenmountainhistory7335 stop with the racism towards my people

    • @greenmountainhistory7335
      @greenmountainhistory7335 Před 5 lety +5

      Declan Kirby lol imagine calling Italians “people”

    • @alexanderthekriegsofficer2645
      @alexanderthekriegsofficer2645 Před 4 lety +8

      @@greenmountainhistory7335 per favore non fare il classico americano grassone che finge di essere italiano , grazie 😁

  • @markhenley3097
    @markhenley3097 Před 6 lety +1103

    Well they defeated the Papal States in 1870, so yeah, don't mess with the Italian Army.

    • @greenmountainhistory7335
      @greenmountainhistory7335 Před 6 lety +168

      Prins van Oranje but then again technically the Papal States are also Italian, meaning Italians both won and lost

    • @vladcalimandruc6144
      @vladcalimandruc6144 Před 6 lety +67

      @@greenmountainhistory7335 The Papal States are jewish

    • @TheRealLaking
      @TheRealLaking Před 6 lety +107

      I thought the Papal States were Buddhist?

    • @generalissimusleon
      @generalissimusleon Před 6 lety +69

      Random
      No they obviously believe in Tengri what is this bullshit dont make fun of papa

    • @greenmountainhistory7335
      @greenmountainhistory7335 Před 6 lety +25

      Greyson of Leeward all of you are wrong the Papal States are clearly Sunni

  • @chrisdick6152
    @chrisdick6152 Před 6 lety +200

    man, I understand nothing of what's going on. I laughed, but I don't know why.

  • @lorand4701
    @lorand4701 Před 6 lety +72

    I felt insulted when you called my home "banana".

  • @apollon5205
    @apollon5205 Před 6 lety +577

    Italy, Italy.
    Yes papa, yes papa
    Using gas?
    No papa, no papa
    Telling lies
    No papa, no papa
    Destroy Eiffel Tower
    HAHAHA

    • @grandmastercultistofben
      @grandmastercultistofben Před 6 lety +61

      There only one "no" or "yes papa"
      You have dissapointed me
      So you shall be sacrificed

    • @prismdragon97
      @prismdragon97 Před 6 lety +7

      Apollon destroying France is our dream -an Italian

    • @armincal9834
      @armincal9834 Před 6 lety +6

      PrismDragon 97 we Iranians can help u realize that dream since the name of both our countries begins with the letter I and our flags are almost similar so we like you more than the French.

    • @katcano4474
      @katcano4474 Před 5 lety +6

      For your mistakes, you must be punished. *Allow Slavery*

    • @GameyRaccoon
      @GameyRaccoon Před 5 lety +5

      Benito benito
      Yes league of nations?
      Telling lies?
      No league of nations.
      Committing war crimes?
      No league of nations
      Open your borders
      Hahaha

  • @sampatterson8986
    @sampatterson8986 Před 6 lety +300

    You must have had to play a lot of Coolmathgames to be able to understand the trade system in this game

    • @asherketchup7013
      @asherketchup7013 Před 6 lety +3

      Bibbity bobbity
      Your jokes are floppity

    • @yasarekin
      @yasarekin Před 6 lety +19

      its easy actually you and your spheres are like a mini eu where goods are moved freely (excluding tariffs) anything extra is sold in the world market for anyone to buy but it always sells according to the rating so as an uncivilized nation you only get leftovers from the great powers,secondary powers,civilized nations and the stuff you produce which means as china you wait 3-5 years for clippers to free up and markets to adjust now you might say we dont produce enough grain and fish and my people dont get enough which raises militancy and makes westernization harder and also my people might have money and want to buy these goods and cant so ı dont get the tariffs ı could get but ı would say timmy tough luck because you see victoria 2 trade system is one of most in depth economic models in gaming and its BEAUTIFUL!!!!!

    • @asherketchup7013
      @asherketchup7013 Před 6 lety +7

      @@yasarekin wot

    • @sanguisbumb6138
      @sanguisbumb6138 Před 6 lety +1

      yaşar ekin Sevgener And recently Paradox is implementing a similar system in Stellaris.

  • @gintautassickus6390
    @gintautassickus6390 Před 6 lety +176

    do you know what you should do: megacampaign, no not the spectator one, play as any nation in ck2 and survive till hoi4.

    • @viorp5267
      @viorp5267 Před 6 lety +19

      The thing is you need to try real hard to not do a wordconquest in that... so in CK2 you need to form the HRE and let it fall appart in EU4 then in EU4 actually play as a collonial nation released I recomend Australia Vic2 is slow so you can play normally and then finnish shit off in Hoi4

    • @viorp5267
      @viorp5267 Před 6 lety +2

      Conveting shit to Stelais doesn't work imo :/

    • @rock7343
      @rock7343 Před 6 lety +9

      you mean MARCH OF THE EAGLES!!!

    • @dusk6159
      @dusk6159 Před 6 lety +8

      @@rock7343 Though March of the Eagles doesn't step on Victoria II at all (even with Concert of Europe start date) and so can be implemented in the campaign.

  • @fedebocchio
    @fedebocchio Před 6 lety +16

    1:19
    I'm Italian and that is EXACTLY how we managed to be a great pow... oh yeah, Italy is better at cooking pasta rather than making good politics

  • @MiYa-ht5hf
    @MiYa-ht5hf Před 6 lety +71

    *Hey isp, do you hear that?*
    Yes. It is the *Franco-Franco union comment*

  • @kartblaster9987
    @kartblaster9987 Před 5 lety +12

    *sees New England invading Northern Germany*
    *THAT'S MY BOY!*

  • @verycool5410
    @verycool5410 Před 6 lety +13

    The haitian mafia sounds like new flavour of chef boy ar dees can spaghetti

  • @juderrs7028
    @juderrs7028 Před 6 lety +34

    isp stops playing hoi4 because he is afraid of the anti air only challenge

  • @ChilierAnt3
    @ChilierAnt3 Před 6 lety +5

    Those feels when isp makes every paradox game look easy but when you try it you instantly die.

  • @DinksterDaily
    @DinksterDaily Před 6 lety +556

    Please make a second roblox video with the boys!

  • @olibearws
    @olibearws Před 6 lety +19

    New England has always been a great power in my heart

  • @mrwri
    @mrwri Před 6 lety +31

    "268 Jacobin Rebel regiments have risen up in your country!"

  • @luckslow2769
    @luckslow2769 Před 6 lety +13

    When in doubt call Mussolini

  • @maxnunez1662
    @maxnunez1662 Před 6 lety +15

    00:13 Italy can’t switch sides in a war if it doesn’t exist

  • @sjeason
    @sjeason Před 5 lety +5

    *Unlocks gas attack*
    “Oh great, can finally invade Ethiopia now”

  • @ahoy_11
    @ahoy_11 Před 6 lety +49

    Pizzareich
    What if Italy became communist, won every war and became the 1st world power. These are all possible

    • @prismdragon97
      @prismdragon97 Před 6 lety +2

      Gandalf The Badass Wizard we'll nuke the world with tomato sauce

    • @garn3590
      @garn3590 Před 5 lety +3

      jokes aside we were really close to become in this order anarchists, then socialist and at last communists, so that point is actually accurate

    • @user-lq1jc6wf5m
      @user-lq1jc6wf5m Před 5 lety

      Fortunately we didn't

    • @lorenzomanzoni9693
      @lorenzomanzoni9693 Před 5 lety +7

      Italy almost became communist but the USA ruined it

    • @solinvictus2045
      @solinvictus2045 Před 4 lety +1

      @@lorenzomanzoni9693 ruined it ?
      Im glad they didnt become communist

  • @dan_ita4693
    @dan_ita4693 Před rokem +1

    Isorrow: in Victoria ww1 starts with SuperPowers wanting small Island
    Irl Italy joining ww1 Just for 4 cities:

  • @lucwarfel
    @lucwarfel Před 6 lety +2

    “Italian tankettes Suck!”
    *yellow gas starts filling the room*
    “Why does it smell like mustard...?”
    *falls dead*

  • @thatguy3421
    @thatguy3421 Před 6 lety +25

    will we see a sequel to this in Hoi4?

  • @InfiniteLegoWorks
    @InfiniteLegoWorks Před 6 lety +3

    The Soviets were just using the Rebel strat
    "Can't occupy my land if I can't even control it!"

  • @osc8910
    @osc8910 Před 6 lety +17

    How to win the race for Africa....
    *Have a head start*

  • @thesiber.stanmapper852
    @thesiber.stanmapper852 Před 6 lety +12

    Ahh, nothing like PIZZA and success- I mean communism and starvation, and French ... - Italy

  • @neysley
    @neysley Před 6 lety +15

    I actually am from Lippe-Detmold 😂 It's in Western Germany

  • @reinatr4848
    @reinatr4848 Před 5 lety +3

    Plays with Sardinia-Piedmont
    Asks *A U S T R I A* for an alliance
    Austria refuses
    isorrowProductions: WHY?!??!

  • @kaiserwilhelm3933
    @kaiserwilhelm3933 Před 6 lety +3

    When you bought Waking the Tiger and see the focus "assassinate Mussolini"

  • @andreicolonel2191
    @andreicolonel2191 Před 6 lety +22

    6:30 banat is just a region in Romania, but it's a banana in vic 2

  • @yourfriendlyinternetintern4731

    THIS video has 360 more Pixels than I have working bRaIn cELls

    • @aurex8937
      @aurex8937 Před 6 lety +6

      You're still in a better shape than Russia is in this game!

  • @FamousDMagnificent
    @FamousDMagnificent Před 6 lety +261

    1912: "I didn't expect to see Swedish Libya"
    How about Libyan Sweden in a 100 years?

  • @alaskagyal
    @alaskagyal Před 4 lety +1

    0:46 That's 10,000 people my dude

  • @julianramos9556
    @julianramos9556 Před 3 lety +2

    “Many people look down on Italy’s achievements”
    Angry Roman Empire noises

  • @Xenin7
    @Xenin7 Před 6 lety +19

    Why not try multiplayer Kaiserreich with Drew and Alex? playing as the United Baltic Duchy, White Ruthenia and the Kingdom of the Ukraine, be merry members of the Reichspakt. See how you like being underlings to Germany. Because we all know you three love being under Germany, since you play it a lot. Never underestimate the power of spaghetti.

  • @Ashathefree8
    @Ashathefree8 Před 6 lety +22

    So is this a modded Vicky 2? Because I don’t have that many decision or reforms.

    • @cyberavenger8668
      @cyberavenger8668 Před 6 lety

      Do you have dlc?

    • @Ashathefree8
      @Ashathefree8 Před 6 lety

      Yes I have all the dlc, at least all the dlc listed on steam

    • @cyberavenger8668
      @cyberavenger8668 Před 6 lety

      @@Ashathefree8 no idea then

    • @coot33
      @coot33 Před 6 lety +21

      hpm mod

    • @zachdasack6623
      @zachdasack6623 Před 6 lety

      Same here... maybe he’s playing from a launcher from Paradox, and we’re playing from the Steam launcher?

  • @bigbuilder9242
    @bigbuilder9242 Před 3 lety +2

    Hello there Internet Service Provider, I would like to inform you it was 10,000 people not 1,000 people that died of typhoid fever.

  • @alexguymon7117
    @alexguymon7117 Před 6 lety

    I like how at 9:28 British Field Marshal Wallace Moresby has the same portrait as US President Ulysses S Grant. 10/10 Would play again.

  • @tartsones5574
    @tartsones5574 Před 6 lety +35

    What CoolMathGames mod is this?

  • @randomradek5284
    @randomradek5284 Před 6 lety +4

    Ita...what? Do you mean Austrian North Italy?

  • @ThatGuy-a48
    @ThatGuy-a48 Před 6 lety +2

    Reminders me of ISPs first videos like the one about the pideophile nation

  • @lothairthecommiemonarch8488

    9:26
    >Di Savoia
    >People's Republic of Italy
    AHH YEAH MIO DEAR THIS È WHAT ITALIA È SUPPOSED TO BE

  • @FAVNVS113
    @FAVNVS113 Před 6 lety +5

    *🅱️annerlord* *When*

  • @nirad8026
    @nirad8026 Před 6 lety +4

    Well Sweden is turning into Libya irl, so why can't it be the opposite here?

  • @georgeyzhukov913
    @georgeyzhukov913 Před 6 lety +1

    Sweden in Victoria 2.... furniture factories only

  • @LoydAvenheart
    @LoydAvenheart Před 6 lety +1

    You know what's funny?
    *France was historically Sardina-Piedmont's friend*

    • @leonardodavid2842
      @leonardodavid2842 Před 5 lety +1

      No it was just opportunistic. Sardina was the enemy of enemy of France.

  • @napoleonpetain7845
    @napoleonpetain7845 Před 6 lety +3

    HOI 1 at 350k

  • @dariusr8279
    @dariusr8279 Před 6 lety +4

    Is he using HFM?

  • @nirad8026
    @nirad8026 Před 6 lety +2

    at some point, it sort of started resembling kaiserreich

  • @h0ndesohn708
    @h0ndesohn708 Před 6 lety

    Ironside Pitch Boi must be overwhelmed with that sound.

  • @vlasisapousidis6786
    @vlasisapousidis6786 Před 6 lety +5

    Hahahaha very nice now do coolmathgames at 300k

  • @sampatterson8986
    @sampatterson8986 Před 6 lety +22

    You shouldn't make fun of them because they are skilled in the arts of Coolmathgames

    • @johnathanwright2126
      @johnathanwright2126 Před 6 lety +2

      Sammy boi...do u have any time that you spend outside of this comment section

    • @cavinhannahs1879
      @cavinhannahs1879 Před 6 lety

      Sam Patterson
      You’ve made like 5 posts about cool math games.

  • @bladefox-ik5iy
    @bladefox-ik5iy Před 4 lety +2

    I like how he just goes around messing up the entire world.

  • @Ia32627
    @Ia32627 Před 6 lety +1

    A good comrade would have sent an expeditionary force to the USSR to help purge the Royalists.

  • @robotgeak1212
    @robotgeak1212 Před 6 lety +10

    better video title
    Why you *SHOULD* make fun of italians

  • @thejammingoshawott3579
    @thejammingoshawott3579 Před 6 lety +4

    Cavalry only

  • @humpteedumptee8629
    @humpteedumptee8629 Před 27 dny

    I love how the German and Austrian ai is hard wired to hate each other.

  • @RyRy2057
    @RyRy2057 Před 6 lety

    low-key "spaghetti for everyone except for the rich people" sounds kinda fuckin lit

  • @fadedfilms606
    @fadedfilms606 Před 6 lety +3

    500k react to a hoi4 game

  • @MicahDAmato
    @MicahDAmato Před 6 lety +7

    there isn't one good reason to not make fun of Italians

    • @aurex8937
      @aurex8937 Před 6 lety +9

      I'm offended and I find my comment a reused meme.

    • @alessandrodonato2867
      @alessandrodonato2867 Před 6 lety

      We have a comedian here!...

    • @aurex8937
      @aurex8937 Před 6 lety +1

      +Alessandro Donato Hey, faccio del mio meglio :D

  • @cakeinyoface6
    @cakeinyoface6 Před 6 lety

    Now you gotta have the cod hit marker sound when the hammer hits.

  • @randommemesweekly4417
    @randommemesweekly4417 Před 4 lety +1

    new england is a great power, i approve of that as a new englander

  • @dad6644
    @dad6644 Před 6 lety +4

    Damnit I’m 9 minuets late

    • @aurex8937
      @aurex8937 Před 6 lety

      It's ok. Minuets aren't easy to learn and play. Well, most of them are, but maybe you aren't a good musician!

  • @charlieikin930
    @charlieikin930 Před 6 lety +5

    Fortnite only

  • @stuff3173
    @stuff3173 Před 5 lety

    When your winning the war after 1945 and Germany wants to be your ally again

  • @thehillz726
    @thehillz726 Před 6 lety

    Italian texas; *in tf2 spy's voice* "Poopada popidi pooopada popidi popadi, partner" *tips tengalon spagetti hat*

  • @karstdeboer4538
    @karstdeboer4538 Před 6 lety +4

    First

  • @kakoolie6947
    @kakoolie6947 Před 6 lety +2

    rip the ironside pitch guy.

  • @alinastanescu4430
    @alinastanescu4430 Před 4 lety +1

    9:44 Yay Romania is big and stronk

  • @flynnmiller4155
    @flynnmiller4155 Před 4 lety +1

    6:25 creation of a god

  • @equaius893
    @equaius893 Před 6 lety

    Britain: ISP I don't feel so good...

  • @svetozarboroevicvonbojna4702

    Italian accomplishments ww1
    Me: Are you sure about that

  • @MrZZ-py4pq
    @MrZZ-py4pq Před 6 lety +1

    I like the pop at the start of it.

  • @shrimpfry880
    @shrimpfry880 Před 6 lety

    Man! In my game, Hungary got independent, annexed Serbia, and got a little colony in africa. And Germany nationalised in 1894 and the USSR born in 1892.

  • @richardroberson2564
    @richardroberson2564 Před 6 lety

    The sun never sets on the Italian Empire.

  • @Stgpop
    @Stgpop Před 5 lety

    5:35 - 5:39 this is what you call a stroke kids

  • @Rey99m
    @Rey99m Před 6 lety

    In Italy we only use poems as seapon because weapons are too much expensive

  • @kaisersnider8593
    @kaisersnider8593 Před 5 lety

    I got an antidepressant ad watching this video. I think this video solves depression but what ever.

  • @Wataadog
    @Wataadog Před 3 lety

    8:10 I had Scandinavia form and it was-
    Well it formed in south Sweden and Sweden still existed idk if they broke free later but Scandinavia, Norway and Sweden existed......
    and they were all in Denmark’s sphere-

  • @ixaldorran7867
    @ixaldorran7867 Před 5 lety +1

    In my last game I invented gas attacks. Then after 2 wars later everyone else has copied. However they also invented gas masks. I never did...

  • @DIEGhostfish
    @DIEGhostfish Před 6 lety

    That was actually 10 thousand people who died to typhoid.

  • @tvullings
    @tvullings Před 6 lety

    At the 1 minute mark, that was actually about 10 thousand people that died.

  • @clixzygames2946
    @clixzygames2946 Před 2 lety

    Kim Jong Un would like to grant you an award for making him the ruler of all of Korea, DPRK TRUE KOREA

  • @SergioPerez-vm8zw
    @SergioPerez-vm8zw Před 6 lety +2

    Italians gonna boil u like pasta

  • @spartandud3
    @spartandud3 Před 4 lety +1

    Whats worse than a great power of Europe losing to Japan in 1905? Losing to china in 1893!

  • @ChasePeck
    @ChasePeck Před 6 lety

    It’s always refreshing to see a video in Vic 2

  • @DwRockett
    @DwRockett Před 6 lety

    9:06 no more sentence more glorious has ever been said

  • @warwickeng5491
    @warwickeng5491 Před 6 lety

    That's cool, we gotta arm our fishermen with spaguetti and pizzas to chuck at the French next time they come ramming our boats, hopefully that'll do the trick.
    Italians truly are innovators!

  • @LolHero877
    @LolHero877 Před 5 lety

    You know you fucked something up when regions from Romania become actual countries

  • @proventusavenicci3211
    @proventusavenicci3211 Před 6 lety

    The way you say the word “year”is so funny to me idk why