CONGRATULATIONS! You Just Inherited a HAUNTED HOUSE! COMPLETE SERIES
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- čas přidán 20. 08. 2024
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Written by P.F. McGrail
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I'm sitting at my desk, AirPods in, laughing my a$$ off at this story while trying to work. My coworkers want me drug tested.
This is one of my all time favorites, I couldn't stop laughing while recording it. The outtakes at the end are only a few of many 😂
You should do a whole video of bloopers 😂😂😂
@@THEPAGEBURNER1979 I totally agree 😊
We need more like this
How I needed a good laugh today! I'll be listening to more! Thank you!
Honestly, the dialog was so natural and hilarious that I just kept laughing.
Ikr, I was laughing the entire time 😂
Me, too. Lmao
Same, I found this story hilarious as well.
What I like about your narrations is that you always choose stories that have humor to them to balance out the horrors. And for sure a College Hobo inheriting a haunted house, turning a creep into a zombie butler and having the horniest monologue to disturb the antagonist sure makes for a hilarious story.
Raymond is such a fun little mess of a man, thank God Sarah is there to manage him
Raymond is insane! Lol
“It’s amazing how motivation flows when you believe a new person is about to touch your genitals.” 😂
A truer statement has yet to spoken in this world. 😂
My goodness, I been putting off listening to this story thinking it was mediocre but this story is a gem. I loved every second of it
I enjoy Rules stories but this is the first that the narrator decides to make his own rules Awesome job
This story was great! You did a great job narrating it and I would love to hear more from this author... esp long stories like this :)
His stuff is great, I'll have to ask him if he'd be willing to let me narrate another one in the future. This is one of my all time favorites 😍
This story was great. You out did yourself on this one. Big thanks to the author for writing this one.
Thank you Diann! And thanks for your support for the channel!
This was one of the best I’ve heard. The banter was hilarious. I’ve never laughed so much listening to a horror story. Excellent narration.
I would love a sequel where his aunt comes back but doesn’t want to unalive him. Her evil sense of humor, his dry wit, and their back and forth insulting banter is hilarious. 😂
This would make a great series. The two protagonists team up to solve paranormal mysteries. Great narration. Good inflection & intonation. Very fun listening to you! Thanks
The way this story was going, when he said "It wasn't rain" I was convinced it was going to be jizz. Then when it turned out to be "thousands of severed human eyeballs", I was like 'oh, that's not soo bad then.'
OMG ME TOO 😂😂😂
"Winky faces mean səx! Səx for *me*!" Almost got me laughing at the worst possible time while stealth listening at work.
This line made me crack up too 🤣
Lol same! I nearly cracked up out loud 😂
Dude whole story had me like this started laughing and the gm started staring
@@dominikfragosa5603f FCC d
Just got to that part. OMG! Priceless 😍
Ok. Almost finished,but holy Hannah!!! This truly is amazing story but you made this a must download and save.... I'm honored I found you!!! Accidental situations are the best!!! Love you and yours!
Thank you so much!!
I was at work fixing cars and literally started laughing at random. Dude your video readings, super dope. Keep it up please. Got a lifetime listener out of me.
I love serious stories with impending doom but stories like this are a lot of fun. Refreshing to have a different kind of horror story.👍
My husband is convinced ive lost my mind because I have been giggling hysterically
Great story. Was getting flashbacks while listening. Sarah is just like a girl who I met in highschool and I am a little more like Raymond then I would like to be.
😂 this comment made me smile. I think a lot of guys can relate to Raymond in ways we never want to admit publicly
This story is excellent. The author has quite a sense of humor.
You and this author seem to be on the same page!!😂🤣
Once again you had us all laughing ❣️Thank you both
Absolutely loved this story. Your narration was epic. Look forward to listening to more of your stories.
Dude same!
I cannot recall the last time I sat through a story this long and enjoyed it as much. Well done sir
Many thanks!
The bloopers at the end were priceless! Over all this story was EFFING HILARIOUS!!!!😂 Love it!!
Thanks!
This feels like a jack Townsend like story. Fucking love it.
I'm a big fan of Jack Townsend as well, his gas station Jack series is excellent. One of my all time favorites for sure. Byfelsdisciple's stuff is also great though if you haven't read his stuff I highly recommend him. He's got some highly disturbing stories as well as some really funny stuff
Love Jack Townsend and all the tails from the gas station.
After listening for over 70 minutes I gotta say that's a insult to Jack Townsend.
I… I can’t even 😂
Please let there be a sequel, and many more stories in this series!❤😂❤
This was an amazing listen. Had me laughing, scared... can't wait to hear more.
OMG! Best story and best narration ever!! I could see this entire story play out in my mind!! So happy I found your channel!!!
Glad you enjoyed it!
The "oops. Didn't know you were there" and what came immediately after had me absolutely cackling!😂
Hands down the best story I've listened to. Everything flowed so well and it really seemed like actual dialogue you would have in this situation, and put a notch in your belt for clapping Ghost cheeks.
The narrator's deadpan delivery perfectly suits the material.
Listened to whilst at work, lucky to still have a job with the amount of spontaneous laughter this story caused. Thank you so much for the pleasure it gave..
Glad you enjoyed it!
What an amazing story! I love the change of effect where he actually breaks every rule 😂❤
I loved this! The voices you do just kill me 🤣 Big thankyou to you and the author.
I'm glad you enjoyed it!
The reading on this was amazing. I laughed so hard.
Thanks!
Second time listening to this podcast, the complete work is awesome , yes teenagers are hard to understand if you can’t remember back to when you were one😂! Fortunately I can even at my age! It’s not hard to become distracted by a new relationship 😊❤! And the way the story is told and the out takes are awesome 😊!
Thank you so much! Yes I think we can all relate to Raymond and Sarah in this one that what makes it feel so genuine despite the ridiculous moments in the story. Such a well written story, I'm very honored that I was allowed to read it
Great story. Great narration. Been looking for new narrators and there are very few good ones. I look forward to hearing more of your stories!
Thank you very much!
"Beach, that means now I'm haunting you?" 😂
First video of your I found, the story was great and the way you narrate fit perfectly. Time to binge the rest of the vids!
Thank you so much! I really appreciate it 😊
Saved this for tonight so I can fall asleep after. I have a neuro appt in the morning and my anxiety is up. I know I've said this before and you probably remember why I'm so grateful for your videos but thank you again ❤️🎗️
I'm grateful to you for supporting the channel and I hope your appointment goes well! ❤️
@@JordanGrupe My appointment was ok . But they are going to put me on something for tremors. My hands shake really bad especially when I'm trying to do something. They think it's caused by the 2 surgeries I had and the nerves in the brain being messed with. Thank you for caring about little ole me ❤️🫂. Keep up the great work dear. I hope all is well with you and your family ❤️. Sending love and hugs to you ❤️🫂🎗️
This was good. I stumbled on this and spent a good portion of my day listening. Great writing and great narration
Glad you enjoyed it!
This is absolute gold. I am so glad I clicked on it.
Hey just caught this channel for the first time, you have great narration skills and content! You have earned yourself a subscriber :-) when I hear your voice it sounds like another CZcamsr named John Michael Godier
Thanks! I really appreciate you taking the time to check out the channel!
Dude LMAO I literally thought this was John Michael Godier 😂😂😂
Ever since I read this comment that is all I hear! LOL
you captured the personality of the typical teenage guy. Sarah is wonderful. I hope there are more stories with them.
This story MUST be adapted into a movie or Netflix series!
Really enjoyed both the content and narration. Thank you x
Thanks so much!
Great story telling! I like this one. I also like the sounds you added and the outtakes!
🤘 thanks I had fun with this one!
This was awesome. Great combinations of suspense, comedy, and horror. Great work and look forward to more like this.
This was the 1st story in the list I've listened to. Got me hooked instantly. The humor is spot on. The story teller voice is perfect. I think ive listened to at least 12. Never disappointed.
Definately did a great job with the infliction and voices. Some narrators are monotone. You definately do add flare to your narrations
Thank you! I've been working on that it's definitely a skill that takes a bit of practice. Hopefully I'm getting a bit better with each video 🤘
Loved it. Saloot to the author❤️ had me giggling a few times ❤
Glad you enjoyed it! Thanks for watching!
I love scary stories and the comedic twist to this one is great,Thank You for all the laughs, looking forward to more.
Glad you enjoyed it!
One of the best stories I've heard in a long time from a creepypasta narrator keep up the good work man I appreciate it a lot I love comedy or
Love this story 😂 I would definitely love to hear more from the author and you are great at narrating 😂
I really love this story. It's funny as hell. I would love to hear more like this.
I honestly wasn't expecting to like this. I usually avoid channels other than my main three but your voice was very clear and the story was great.
I love how this dude has a weird obsession with peeing, even holding the knife away from his bladder, instead of just saying away from himself
😂 yeah I thought that was funny too
Why in the world haven't I seen your channel before! Great narration and look forward to catching up on all the stories 👍👍
I'm glad you found the channel! Thanks for watching the videos 🤘
I just discovered your page!! this story was awesome and your voice is amazing!
Thank you so much!
😂😂😂 im just standing here working laughing randomly. Im so glad i found this channel
Awesome story! Man you nailed it Jordan!
Thank you Keith! And thanks so much for your support for the channel over the past 200 episodes! You've been here since the beginning and it means a lot! 🥳🥳🥳
Oh My God, great story! I laughed so hard 😂, it was so awesome! 💖💖💖
This has become one of my favorite stories! And the narration? Much praise! 🙇🏻♂️
Yay, thank you!
LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣 Your narration style and voice are the perfect fit for this story. This story also had the perfect amount and type of humor woven throughout. Thank you for sharing this story and your amazing talent in narration. Cheers 🍻
Bro, your choice of stories is the best!! Always funny, but always on edge!
Another fun, crazy, interesting and really good creepypasta. You did a great job again.
Also when it comes to long form creepypasta stuff you have been the guy to come to for it~
Thank you! I love listening to the longer stories on other channels so I wanted to start doing more here. They take a long time to do obviously but I think it's worth it!
@@JordanGrupe It is nice to see someone else who likes longer ones as much as I do, even more so because you narrate them~
That is very true and appreciated. You also have some of my favorite long ones out there. Up there with things like the left right game and tales from the gas station.
I prefer the longer stories too
I have no life so I'm sitting around waiting for your next one
I loved that whole story, Egal cracked me up
I was listening to this at my job, im a mortician, and my coworkers were also laughing. Also one pf my patients started laughing along with us and now im convinced that humor can revive the dead
😲😂😂😂
Incredible story, and Jordan, your reading is always above par. Thank you for bringing it to us.
🤗⚘️🙋♀️
Thank you!!!
Is this horror or a comedy?
@@AG-en5y It's a bit of both I would say
That was AMAZING. I love haunted house stories, but this was especially entertaining and unique.
This was an AWESOME story!!! I DIED LOUDLY when he said his balls were blue enough to make a BB King song!(something to that effect anyway)🤣🤣🤣🤣
Man I'm glad I found this tonight! I soooo needed these laughs, especially after 3 nights of trauma induced insomnia! Thank You, I can still laugh!
Holy hell ive laughed for 1/3 of the 2 hours while washing a boat, the rest of the crew thought i was crazy
🤣 that's awesome
@@JordanGrupe no you man. Subbed
This is hilarious! You know just the right tone to that character!
Just found your channel..I really like it. Great work!
This story would make a great movie in the vein of Beetlejuice….a comedy/horror !
Absolutely love this one. Kudos to both the author and narrator.
Holy crap I can't, but binge watch these. Keep it up.
Best story ever. Love the sarcasm and dry humor. I have a bachelor's in sarcasm. No one gets me. Lol
This is awesome chief Very entertaining and amusing I look forward to more 😁😁😁
👏👏👏👏👏 Awesome story and awesome narration! My new favorite!
Wow, thank you!
Wow this was so awesome. Definitely getting his book. Was a great story. I hope your voice has recovered from the story! Omg the outtakes!
Lol thank you, yes it definitely recovered!
Great story so far. I listened last night and fell asleep so I will be listening again. Thank you to you amd the author!!
I'm happy you're enjoying it!
this story is awesome, you tell it so naturally . i love it lol
Loved this story! I never really liked the "rules" stories but this one broke the mold! 🎉
This was awesome! You did an amazing job. People at work kept looking at me because I would bust out laughing 😂
Thank you!! 😁
Man this was absolutely INCREDIBLE writing - I almost can't believe how well the author captured both the insanely Kafka-esque existence of a man-teen while also writing a strong female protagonist!
This was hilarious. I laughed out loud several times. Good story,and a very interesting main character.
Amazing story and narration! Even more amazing bloopers🤣🤣 I've listened to this twice already and I'll never get tired of it!
This ain’t no horror story this is a f**king comedy 😂😂❤
My man just got ghost rap*d
😂😂😂😂😂
I can't believe I missed this! I'm trying not to wake my wife while I'm laughing! 😂
I started listening to the other half of this today and the first thing I heard was “my butthole puckered.” I’m ROLLING. 😂
It’s not even 6:30 am. 🤣💜
You and the author are fantastic!
Listened on our tv. Absolutely LOVE this!! Really fun, well written story and just the voice for it. 🎉❤❤
SoMEone GIVES you a house, provided you follow a FEW rules, and your reaction is to scream "GODDA××IT"! What a grateful response
I'm excited, anybody else?
I so enjoyed the story! Kudos to the talented writer and one of the best narrating talents in the world of Creepypasta!!
Me too! 😊
These are my new favorite thing to listen to for work. Best audio for truckers!!
I really loved this one. 💯💕
I Can Relate To the Sarcasm & the haunted House Aspect. I listen to Alot of Stories, when Doing my Art or Cleaning house, & This was Probably My Favorite. 💕💯❤️ Much love & Thanks From Nebraska.Well Done😉
Brilliant fantastic well done I'm sure the author will be proud. You did a mighty fine job on an absolutely fantastic story .
🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟
x a million 🎉
Thank you! That means a lot to me ❤️
@@JordanGrupe no a BIG Thank you to you and the author for such a very very wonderful story xx
I'm not sure I was ment to laugh as much as I did. It was very funny. When you asked "Did you bang me Aunt Mary?" I thought I'd crack a rib laughing. 😂😂😂
I'm gonna listen to this again with friends and play a drinking game. Take a drink every time he refers to his member. I wouldn't last a half hour 😂
This was such a cool and entertaining piece of work. I was not sure I wanted to even open. I got burnt out on horror books an Steven Kings work kinda socks nowadays