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  • Four close man friends gather around to talk to Onions.
    This is the Official Podcast. Every Thursday. At 7pm EST. Links Below.
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    Timestamps:
    00:11:19 - The Anime Whisperer
    00:17:31 - Helix Ad
    00:19:20 - Back to Andrew's Gift
    00:30:36 - Gerald the Onion
    00:33:19 - FitBod Ad
    00:35:19 - iCarly Reboot and Spongeknob Squarenuts
    00:43:34 - Forced to Date
    00:49:43 - Hawthorne Ad
    00:55:39 - Charlie's Record
    Hosts:
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    Charlie: / moistcr1tikal
    Kaya: / kayaorsan
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    Music by: / inst1nctive

Komentáře • 532

  • @youngbiyoo1487
    @youngbiyoo1487 Před 3 lety +148

    South Korean here ✋ The course that you guys were talking about is not mandatory, it's just the dating part that's mandatory IF you're taking the course. The course is usually filled with thirsty and desperate dudes so a lot of the times dudes will have to "date" other dudes for grade which is hilarious lol

    • @manuelsputnik
      @manuelsputnik Před 3 lety +6

      Lmao

    • @boubusboy5039
      @boubusboy5039 Před 3 lety +9

      id just take it for what I thought would be an easy grade

    • @m_UwU_m
      @m_UwU_m Před 3 lety +1

      Nice

    • @PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica
      @PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica Před 3 lety +10

      I hope this backfires and it just ends up being a bunch of newly found gay dudes with one another, making even less birth rates...

  • @kyamekazee2067
    @kyamekazee2067 Před 3 lety +43

    It truly is amazing how Jackson has stayed motionless for the past few episodes

  • @TheRPGenius
    @TheRPGenius Před 3 lety +22

    Jackson: "Well, no, it'd be a violation of human rights."
    Kaya: "But it'd be funny!"
    If that doesn't summarize Kaya as a human being, I don't know what could.

  • @CubiStudios
    @CubiStudios Před 3 lety +376

    “An unbeatable world record”
    Was beaten by 3 people in under a week.

    • @Daxank
      @Daxank Před 3 lety +16

      Yes, that's the joke

    • @meaningless5898
      @meaningless5898 Před 3 lety

      this just uploaded few hours ago

    • @rakanalhakim2443
      @rakanalhakim2443 Před 3 lety +4

      We don't talk about that here

    • @VvC_Lad
      @VvC_Lad Před 3 lety +12

      @@meaningless5898 you almost got me there. Good thing I clicked open link in new tab so I saw the title before I could even see the video

    • @acak5449
      @acak5449 Před 3 lety

      unbeatable tactic probably

  • @NostalgiaMan
    @NostalgiaMan Před 3 lety +606

    We need to get Joe Rogan in on this podcast. But I think Charlie would give him a run for his money lol

    • @Someweebwithinternetaccess
      @Someweebwithinternetaccess Před 3 lety +2

      C H A I N

    • @cardentran7131
      @cardentran7131 Před 3 lety +2

      lol

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku Před 3 lety +9

      I recently revealed the genders of my two girlfriends. It got a lot of hate and now has 30 times more dislikes than likes. I am really sad that people can be so mean. Sorry for using your comment to talk about my problems, dear wua

    • @MtnDew4828
      @MtnDew4828 Před 3 lety +2

      mtn fre

    • @Someweebwithinternetaccess
      @Someweebwithinternetaccess Před 3 lety +16

      @@AxxLAfriku dude, please get a life

  • @xX_wiLLiam_Xx
    @xX_wiLLiam_Xx Před 3 lety +102

    Can we appreciate that he uploaded on his birthday

    • @soap9277
      @soap9277 Před 3 lety

      Sergeant Dornan? Is that you? I didn't know you were a Cr1tikal subscriber

    • @xX_wiLLiam_Xx
      @xX_wiLLiam_Xx Před 3 lety

      @@soap9277 YOU ARE OUT OF UNIFORM SOLDIER, WHERE IS YOUR POWER ARMOR?!

    • @soap9277
      @soap9277 Před 3 lety

      @@xX_wiLLiam_Xx I was never issued a suit, sir!

    • @xX_wiLLiam_Xx
      @xX_wiLLiam_Xx Před 3 lety

      @@soap9277 I AM NOT A SIR I WORK FOR A LIVING YOU MO-RON YOU WILL CALL ME SERGEANT OR SERGEANT DORNAN, if i like you you can call me sarge, well guess what? I DONT LIKE YOU, DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!

  • @zeedos_2964
    @zeedos_2964 Před 3 lety +131

    Intro song actually underrated

  • @birdjesus018
    @birdjesus018 Před 3 lety +64

    Will they bring back Daniel "Hymen Divider" Schneider to produce the ICarly reboot?

  • @JonathanGaeta
    @JonathanGaeta Před 3 lety +232

    The Christmas Podcast

  • @jordiejames3552
    @jordiejames3552 Před 3 lety +5

    I was upset I didn't see this yesterday, but im even happier seeing it now. Its a Christmas miracle

  • @GalaxyStandard77
    @GalaxyStandard77 Před 3 lety +15

    What a Christmas miracle. They got Gerald from the Witcher AND John Rambo? Best podcast ever

    • @CyTheVi5099
      @CyTheVi5099 Před 3 lety

      In fact he would eat an entire onion on stage. He would eat onion stew on stage. Not a tear. - The jerk

  • @XoRizzo
    @XoRizzo Před 3 lety +53

    Get the world record back for mr krabs 😭😭

    • @burr69
      @burr69 Před 3 lety +3

      @J Dude literal dogshit

    • @thememeguy2135
      @thememeguy2135 Před 3 lety +1

      don't be disappointed, he's trying to get the wr again

  • @Jaytwos
    @Jaytwos Před 3 lety +17

    Merry Christmas! And happy holidays to people who celebrate something else!

    • @Cruscker
      @Cruscker Před 3 lety +1

      McCurry cheetos you too

  • @LEGIONBRICKS
    @LEGIONBRICKS Před 3 lety +204

    Merry Christmas to everyone who sees this.

    • @AkiRose.
      @AkiRose. Před 3 lety +5

      Merry Christmas my dear soldier.

    • @zed_2ed929
      @zed_2ed929 Před 3 lety +7

      I find this offensive but don’t have eyes

    • @monke7156
      @monke7156 Před 3 lety +3

      Merry Christmas!

    • @ActNasty5
      @ActNasty5 Před 3 lety +3

      The top comment on every video

    • @famalki1619
      @famalki1619 Před 3 lety +3

      Merry Christmas :) ✨

  • @hudred6051
    @hudred6051 Před 3 lety +16

    The only podcast show that i always watch/listen, its just so good!

  • @nersie4699
    @nersie4699 Před 3 lety +9

    This is the greatest podcast of all time

  • @dimthecat9418
    @dimthecat9418 Před 3 lety +90

    I think Jackson listened to too much Paralyzed by Finger Eleven and became the song

    • @CyTheVi5099
      @CyTheVi5099 Před 3 lety

      ✌️ there are problems in sonic and Amy's relationship, I think she's in love with you knuckles.

    • @SamHochleitner
      @SamHochleitner Před 3 lety

      this joke is like an anti vaxxers kid

    • @dimthecat9418
      @dimthecat9418 Před 3 lety +1

      @@SamHochleitner I like your creative insult

    • @dimthecat9418
      @dimthecat9418 Před 3 lety

      @@CyTheVi5099 I’ve even cucking sonic for years don’t tell him

  • @witty401son
    @witty401son Před 3 lety +24

    HOLY SHIT, I was listening to the audio version and when he was naming his onion, I said Gerald, and he named it Gerald, I guessed it

    • @HentaiNat
      @HentaiNat Před 3 lety +2

      @@zedigamer you're starting to sound like a bot yourself

  • @teddygoboom1
    @teddygoboom1 Před 3 lety +83

    Can we all take a minute to appreciate how AESTHETIC kaya has been lately?

    • @MetalClown0
      @MetalClown0 Před 3 lety +9

      @@riskyy2657 you know it's a bot when he uses penguinz0

    • @Pnthrx
      @Pnthrx Před 3 lety

      Can't be as aesthetic and still as Jackson though

    • @slurponaut
      @slurponaut Před 3 lety

      Can we all take a minute to appreciate how Jackson has mastered the art of staying completely still?

  • @megabrick9299
    @megabrick9299 Před 3 lety +49

    I can’t believe they white-washed Gerald the onion in the thumbnail, smh

  • @NurMars
    @NurMars Před 3 lety +32

    charlie talking about his unbeatable record that is already beaten

  • @JulesJukes
    @JulesJukes Před 3 lety +25

    I didn’t know the actor from Hunger Games had a podcast

    • @Cruscker
      @Cruscker Před 3 lety +1

      I thought it was jesus

    • @Someweebwithinternetaccess
      @Someweebwithinternetaccess Před 3 lety

      ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

    • @letmeinyourhouse965
      @letmeinyourhouse965 Před 3 lety +3

      I'm honestly so tired of this shitty joke in the comments

    • @Gio-kg4gb
      @Gio-kg4gb Před 3 lety +1

      @@letmeinyourhouse965 Me too man, sadly we can't do anything about it...

    • @SparkMediaProduction
      @SparkMediaProduction Před 3 lety +1

      @@letmeinyourhouse965 Yeah i dont even get how people find it funny anymore. same with the jesus and homeless and sex toy joke

  • @user-tp5kv4nz6l
    @user-tp5kv4nz6l Před 3 lety +6

    I’ll never get tired of the add transitions

  • @JacobPrater
    @JacobPrater Před 3 lety +3

    I love Charlie, his humor is some next level stuff you deserve every bit of success you got honestly I'd say you deserve more, love everyone else too!

  • @korosensei8901
    @korosensei8901 Před 3 lety +8

    I like how you can tell when Andrew is trying to make a segway for the sponsors of each episode, its absolutely halirous

  • @kapitein.pindakaas
    @kapitein.pindakaas Před 3 lety +1

    Moisty Christmas to all of you wonderful people here! 🎄❤️

  • @user-cl2hi9fo6j
    @user-cl2hi9fo6j Před 3 lety +4

    Merry Christmas everyone

  • @helloorbye2970
    @helloorbye2970 Před 3 lety +2

    "imagine if you get off the call and you see its beaten" these are the greatest last words known to man

  • @maddiescott2040
    @maddiescott2040 Před 3 lety +5

    i successfully trained my cat to sit and stay, but he will ONLY do it if treats are involved lmao

  • @knotshimi
    @knotshimi Před 3 lety +2

    I can personally confirm on South Africa😂

  • @richie404
    @richie404 Před 3 lety +3

    Merry Christmas to Charlie and Everyone else.
    Take care

  • @evanellacott
    @evanellacott Před 3 lety +6

    I want an adult version of Ed, Edd n’ Eddy

  • @jonmanz181
    @jonmanz181 Před 3 lety +1

    The way they transitioned from Rambo to Helix ad was golden

  • @r3trobananas33
    @r3trobananas33 Před 3 lety +16

    To be clear, it was on Spotify on Thursday so Charlie was not late.

  • @guccisandals1611
    @guccisandals1611 Před 3 lety +4

    Was waiting for this!!

  • @llg_3699
    @llg_3699 Před 3 lety +11

    No way, I just named by lizard Rambo

  • @CartierCasey
    @CartierCasey Před 3 lety +3

    Merry Christmas

  • @subto3632
    @subto3632 Před 3 lety +22

    Jackson is frozen for the longest time for me

  • @noun51
    @noun51 Před 3 lety +7

    Yooo let's go another one

  • @bananakinghaze8283
    @bananakinghaze8283 Před 3 lety +1

    Apparently Jeff C aka Supreme Lord Commander from the podcast episode 199 passed away. He had some nutty beliefs, but still, RIP.

  • @durfin955
    @durfin955 Před 3 lety +2

    Why does this video doesn't have a single ad revenue
    Aight im going to patron

  • @KILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILL

    My boy GG is on the christmas edition of the Official Podcast. I never would have expected that but I am certainly not disappointed.

  • @alaneagle4490
    @alaneagle4490 Před 3 lety +2

    Love the vids keep up the good work 👍

  • @appleofcider
    @appleofcider Před 3 lety

    The first two ads are really funny for this episode.

  • @TheBilli96
    @TheBilli96 Před 3 lety

    18:28 lmao that's funny! Because the first time I put this episode on I fell asleep. Now I'm listening to it again

  • @Styrelse
    @Styrelse Před 3 lety +3

    This podcast is my Fav christmas present :)

    • @Styrelse
      @Styrelse Před 3 lety +1

      @@iwantsexseemyvideo654 Im scared

    • @colormewonderful5187
      @colormewonderful5187 Před 3 lety +1

      Mine is this really soft blanket. Every year I've asked for a blanket for Christmas and this year I finally got the softest most amazing blanket. I feel like I am sleeping with a bunch of lambs which is nice because it reminds me of my shepparding days.

  • @realkingofantarctica
    @realkingofantarctica Před 3 lety +13

    The King of Antarctica approves of this podcast.

  • @harrisonkarn2078
    @harrisonkarn2078 Před 3 lety +5

    Japan: *Creates an anime about temporary rental girlfriends*
    South Korea: *INTERESTING*

  • @lordz19
    @lordz19 Před 3 lety +1

    What a great Christmas Present.

  • @gavinmerasty8369
    @gavinmerasty8369 Před 3 lety

    My only Christmas gift, the weekly podcast

  • @squid_ceo6441
    @squid_ceo6441 Před 3 lety +3

    Happy honda days

  • @mr.montana2654
    @mr.montana2654 Před 3 lety

    Thx for the info on midnight gospel. Really trippy show

  • @TextuaryEwe
    @TextuaryEwe Před 3 lety

    Happy holidays guys

  • @simonghoul3602
    @simonghoul3602 Před 3 lety

    Hey! That's me! I am that guy that this says this podcasts helps me sleep! :D
    (I really like this podcast)

  • @eggtastic3555
    @eggtastic3555 Před 3 lety

    merry Christmas and have a happy new years everyone!

  • @PCgamerix
    @PCgamerix Před 3 lety

    Merry Christmas 🎄🎁 😃

  • @ricardoguerrero602
    @ricardoguerrero602 Před 3 lety

    Merry Christmas to all you moist men out there

  • @taciokikuchi181
    @taciokikuchi181 Před 3 lety +1

    Jackson is paralyzed in fear due to huge man's overwhelming might.

  • @cold6959
    @cold6959 Před 3 lety

    Merry Christmas everyone!

  • @carrinhodemao6969
    @carrinhodemao6969 Před 3 lety +3

    little does Charlie know that his record has already been beaten

  • @brumeringue7739
    @brumeringue7739 Před 3 lety +1

    I was listening on spotify until Andrew bring Gerald. I need to see the onion!

  • @aprtinl
    @aprtinl Před 3 lety

    this is the greatest podcast of all time

  • @heywoah5211
    @heywoah5211 Před 3 lety +1

    Listening and working out

  • @nickitaaytac8131
    @nickitaaytac8131 Před 3 lety +5

    I think we all need to congratulate Char- I mean Jesus a happy birthday.

    • @CyTheVi5099
      @CyTheVi5099 Před 3 lety

      The jack of clubs is a pretty cool guy, good music

    • @commiedog425
      @commiedog425 Před 3 lety

      AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA Charlie is homeless Keanu jesus hahahahahhahaha XD XD XD XD XD 🤣🤣🤣🤣 IM DYING

  • @toast1655
    @toast1655 Před 3 lety

    Merry Christmas Everyone!

  • @username27626
    @username27626 Před 3 lety +4

    guys there’s an automatic kitty litter machine for like 400 dollars it looks like gaunt gray spear 👍

  • @camoman7342
    @camoman7342 Před 3 lety

    Gen. George Armstrong Custer ate onions like apples. His fruit bowl was often laden with them.

  • @greenfirejosh2554
    @greenfirejosh2554 Před 3 lety

    Merry Christmas everybody

  • @iceplayz3162
    @iceplayz3162 Před 3 lety +2

    Rambo recommends helix mattresses

  • @ssjcjjaxonlock1216
    @ssjcjjaxonlock1216 Před 3 lety

    Merry Christmas my fellow moist people

  • @alphanomad511
    @alphanomad511 Před 3 lety

    Yo that intro song do be going hard

  • @_.samzyyy
    @_.samzyyy Před 3 lety +2

    Merry christmas and oh boy my evening is sorted

  • @banako420
    @banako420 Před 3 lety +1

    Let's go new podcast! Also Merry Chrismast everyone!

  • @WhateverNick
    @WhateverNick Před 3 lety

    Happy Birthday!

  • @suce-le
    @suce-le Před 3 lety

    perfect
    just what we needed

  • @chachoescalante6359
    @chachoescalante6359 Před 3 lety +2

    Marry Christmas

  • @ThatKirbyGuy
    @ThatKirbyGuy Před 3 lety

    Merry Christmas Charlie!

  • @JimTheKid
    @JimTheKid Před 3 lety

    Merry Christmas everyone

  • @awholebee
    @awholebee Před 3 lety

    Merry Christmas!

  • @kooperczech
    @kooperczech Před 3 lety

    Sometimes when I stare at the video and don't focus Andrew looks like Abraham Lincoln

  • @Malcommind
    @Malcommind Před 3 lety +5

    Have they re made cartoons in a dark way
    -thinks of meat canyon

  • @ZombiesSpreadAids
    @ZombiesSpreadAids Před 3 lety

    Drawn together! For the disturbing cartoons lol

  • @mattfigueroa8761
    @mattfigueroa8761 Před 3 lety +46

    Day 305 of asking Charlie for a signed fleshlight

    • @andrepadilla9089
      @andrepadilla9089 Před 3 lety +8

      Probably not happening chief

    • @whitegundamn
      @whitegundamn Před 3 lety

      You are not legatus!

    • @letmeinyourhouse965
      @letmeinyourhouse965 Před 3 lety

      You aren't lying wow

    • @heibk-2019
      @heibk-2019 Před 3 lety

      He wont do it man

    • @CrawdaddyDeluxe
      @CrawdaddyDeluxe Před 3 lety

      Imagine actually doing this. Making this a daily routine. Having to make this post, being engrained, in your head. And to know it will actually never happen. Must be painful.

  • @Javi_the_n00b
    @Javi_the_n00b Před 3 lety +1

    REGULAR SHOW ! They also have a adult version,its another show...but i think its canon(they show is called CLOSE ENOUGHT)

  • @drew.-
    @drew.- Před 3 lety +1

    31:37 I jokingly thought "he says his name is Jerold" then he fucking said Jerold. I am the onion god.

    • @almondmilk3638
      @almondmilk3638 Před 3 lety

      Damn better than Charlie 😳

    • @failedabortion1894
      @failedabortion1894 Před 3 lety

      Probably because you read the title of the video and subconsciously remembered the onion's name

  • @Slopemboppers
    @Slopemboppers Před 3 lety

    Merry Christmas boys

  • @thememeestfilmbuff
    @thememeestfilmbuff Před 3 lety +4

    *Rambo is essentially Santa Claus,* except he’s super buff and doesn’t look at children.

    • @thetrio567
      @thetrio567 Před 3 lety

      Wait, Santa looks at children? I thought he just breaks into your house and gives you stuff.

    • @xitcix8360
      @xitcix8360 Před 3 lety

      @@thetrio567 Typical grooming behavior.

    • @thetrio567
      @thetrio567 Před 3 lety

      @@xitcix8360 smh we should put Santa behind bars, but that probably wouldn’t work because that greasy old man can squeeze through anything

  • @bigafroman4277
    @bigafroman4277 Před 3 lety +2

    F to Charlie's speedrun 😢

    • @CyTheVi5099
      @CyTheVi5099 Před 3 lety

      Let me talk to dobby, hold on, he says you have a thick cake. And your socks stink.

  • @mr.nobody7280
    @mr.nobody7280 Před 3 lety

    Bro I literally got the Ka-Bar USMC knife in the image for christmas (the one in the thumb nail)

    • @failedabortion1894
      @failedabortion1894 Před 3 lety +1

      Damn, lucky you. I've thought about buying it but I just can't spend that much on a knife like that.

  • @dkskcjfjswwwwwws413
    @dkskcjfjswwwwwws413 Před 3 lety

    Thank you charlie very cool

  • @bigboibuer4220
    @bigboibuer4220 Před 3 lety

    This is gonna be a kicker

  • @nukedudes
    @nukedudes Před 3 lety

    just refreshed and then boom

  • @joegambabambino4277
    @joegambabambino4277 Před 3 lety

    MERRY CHRISTMAS CHARLIE!

  • @waffletomars9385
    @waffletomars9385 Před 3 lety

    Hey happy birthday man

  • @Whitedeath69
    @Whitedeath69 Před 3 lety +3

    Watching from india ♥️❤️♥️❤️♥️

  • @robertlee7624
    @robertlee7624 Před 3 lety

    Haha I was totally falling asleep to this podcast

  • @just_a_turtle_chad
    @just_a_turtle_chad Před 3 lety +9

    A Turtle approved this cultured podcast

  • @ruvoo5192
    @ruvoo5192 Před 3 lety +1

    Have you seen Phillion's video breaking the moby-huge world record?

  • @dannywolfblood3704
    @dannywolfblood3704 Před 3 lety

    Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays Everyone =^~^=

  • @moriminoriko2617
    @moriminoriko2617 Před 3 lety

    You should get Scott the Woz on this podcast!