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A Black Widow Spider Bit Nick Swardson In His Bed | CONAN on TBS
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I had a giant wolf spider in my bed just a few days ago. Horrifying experience, but oddly a very generous lover.
Underrated
So either you have a massive hole somewhere around your home where giant creatures are coming inside, or you just left the door open too long. You should definitely figure it out
It'll carry your babies on it's back, like every good lover should.
I'm jealous
Not poisonous
I was bit in my eye ball in my crib as a baby by a black widow, almost lost the eye, they found the spider dead in the crib I had rolled over on it.
You won that fight.
If a black widow bit my baby’s eye, there would be no more black widows.
Eye of the Spider
So how is your eye now and how much did you weight
That's what it gets for biting you on your little baby eyeball! 😤
Will never forget seeing nick swardson standup show at kent state...afterwards, he invited everybody to come hang out with him at one of the bars in kent
cool! i know this is 3 years late i live in akron
Get some house centipedes. They eat spiders and other insects that invade your home and they don’t bite or eat your food
I always feel like his face at the end is gonna scream at me out of nowhere
That outfit screams "I'm not 40. I'm still young, cool and hip."
It kinda does but he’s always dressed like that
ya but he's also nick swardson
lol wtf? you are definitely fat and ugly
Why does going to college mean you know what a brown recluse is? I wouldn't expect a guy who went to Harvard to know what a brown recluse is if thats not what he's studying. I don't think he went to college to be a zoologist.
He is young cool and hip
Was it an awesome car bed your "roommates" got for you by any chance?
If you ever ask yourself "how disconnected from real life is Hollywood, really?" just remember what Conan said. "I didn't know people get bit by spiders just sleeping in their bed." and say "Oh yeah, VERY disconnected."
Good line with the “Know your spiders dude.”
THAT TWENTY ONE PILOTS JACKET THOOOOUUUUUGHHHHHH
Brown recluse bit my inner thigh and my knee.... made a hole in my leg and I pulled a ball of pus out of it and my knee swelled up and was SUPER red and painful everytime I got up or down...then while I was on antioxidants my knee spewed a ton of pus for about 3 days... Anyway! That was 3 years ago and I still have a scar on my inner thigh.....if not treated you risk having to get a chunk of muscle removed from the inffected area..........
P.s. I don't shoot webs but spiders don't bother me anymore ....I am one with nature now
It wasn't a black widow. He would never have been able to sleep through a black widow bite unless he was heavily intoxicated or on drugs. A black widow bite burns like being stung by a wasp. You can sleep through a brown recluse bite because a brown recluse bite isn't very painful. It wouldn't wake a sleeping person but it would look awful the way he described in this video after you wake up. He's lucky necrosis didn't set in.
Probably drunk
We have the brown recluse everywhere in Wyoming. I was once just on my phone, minding my own business, I look down at my arm and one is just sitting there, not moving. I have never thrown my phone farther in my life 😂😂
Which is funnier?
Conan not knowing what a brown recluse is, or the fact that they keep calling it a brown *wreck loose* 😂😂😂
That’s how Americans pronounce it.
No it's not
www.oxfordlearnersdictionaries.com/us/definition/american_english/brown-recluse
All bow to me, dumb shits.
wickkidda
You're entirely incorrect, lol. I'm American. It's pronounced [reh-kloos].
No bowing will be necessary.
Armie Hammer can relate to biting people when they're sleeping I bet
I still have a half dollar sized scar a 1/4" deep on my thigh from getting bit by a Recluse in an attic while working. Three different doctor visits and three weeks later they finally got all the bacterial venom out that was eating away my flesh. Lidocaine around the bite and 2 shots of morphine didn't even help with the pain when they lanced it open the last time. Horrible little bug...
As long as it get treated, there's no reason to die from a recluse bite. It causes slow necrosis. Also, only 4-8 people die a year from black widow bites in the U.S. Neither are as bad for us in general, as people make them out to be. There's always outliers like kids and the sickly, also pets, yadayada..
Conan absolutely knows what a brown recluse is.
I didn't know Brown Recluse were poisonous- nor did I know their name. I just looked it up. I say many of them as a kid. I thought they were harmless. I'm lucky- because I played with spiders as a kid.
I was bitten by some sort of spider that seemed to have worse effect than that black widow did. I ignored it and after like a week my whole side of my leg was pussing and had bumps and I was like oh thats bad lol
I was bitten by a Black Widow while walking from Boice Therapy building attached to E.R. & hospital to my vehicle. It crawled up my dress and bit me when I fastened the seatbelt and it was squeezed. I was super sick. Tried to tough it out. 3 days later there was a large wound on my hip - 1.5" x 2 " Penicillin (off and on) and Wound Care - for 6 months, Doc says. Youch! Don't worry though. Dic also said "poisonous spider bites are rare. I've only seen 4 in my 30 years of Urgent & ER Care."
I went from New York to Vegas one year, after spending the entire summer in the Adirondacks. On arrival in Vegas I took my hiking boots out of my bag and there was a brown recluse just chilling on the laces.....
Swardy! u had my Mom & I in tears! 🤣👍
my mom and me
0:51 How do you screenshot real life? 😂
The Brown Recluse is the only spider in the world that turns invisible when it comes to California.
AF AF Tech LMAO
Oh, I get it.. Lol
Ok. I DON'T get it. Plz xplain.
Bahdum-tisss
Bugs, OK outside, not OK inside. I have a spider bite from 20+ years ago on my ankle while sleeping that hasn't healed completely. If they enter my domain they die, in my vacuum cleaner.
He is classic comedy Yo. Love that guy and glad he is A-Ok man. Imagine waking up and finding out he died from a poisonous spider bite... crazy world,man. If it was me, I would've burnt down my house! Nothing a little hair spray and a lighter couldn't do.
Fyi, Black widows aren't deadly unless you're old or a baby. Otherwise you'll just feel like you're dying for 3 days. I'm an M.D. and that's not true. Just the M.D. part. =)
Ryan Swanson That’s not fully true. You will eventually die if you don’t seek treatment. But, that takes a many days. You will notice the muscle tightness and seek medical attention long before that occurs.
StairwayToEvan92 not true
*@StairwayToEvan92* (why the 92? lmao... if your name is Evan)
Anyways, you see y'all? I'm no M.D. so don't listen to me! I think I'm smart but intelligence and knowledge aren't the same. Evan here just demonstrated how my "knowledge" could kill you. Thanks Evan. =)
What's not true? I merely stated that the neurotoxin that Black Widow Spiders inject can kill you if you are dumb enough not to seek medical treatment for any of the symptoms that it causes (because any reasonable person would, despite whether they knew of any such spider bit or not), but it takes such a long time that you would have to have the intelligence level of Patrick Star in order for this to happen.
Your "knowledge" as an MD is not worth much at all. Just estimated guessing that is increasingly controlled by actuaries, like myself. Let me give you a little example from my personal life. I went through 3 PCPs before being referred to a Urologist and ultimately being diagnosed with Stage III Renal Cancer, because all of these clowns knew that, while I was showing a few characteristic symptoms that could only logically appear together because of an RCC, Renal cancers only represent about 3% of all adult cancers, and the odds of someone in their 20s being diagnosed with Renal Cancer are even lower. What they also know is that conventional Renal Cancer is resistant to any chemo or radiation therapies, so once it spreads, your 5 year survival rate is barely better than that of someone with late stage Pancreatic Cancer. In conclusion, what two GPs knew, along with another that didn't want to agree with me, almost did get me killed. Now back to my main point. All I merely said was that the Neurotoxin that Black Widows inject can kill anyone eventually if medical attention is not seeked out, and you would have to have sub-human intelligence to allow for that to happen. But thank you. I always love to remind MDs what they really know.
How did they positively know it was widow venom? Do they test the juice coming out of the bite?
Just got bit myself working on a project car. I didnt treat it though. Been a week. Looks like I'm wearing a bright red wristwatch.
Brown Recluses don’t live in California, so thankfully me, Conan, and i assume Nick Swardson are safe
you're more likely to die from a BW though
Nick deserved way more laughs, hes great!!
Its up to people if they want to laugh as for u get out more
That was the biggest bomb I've seen from a" comic " . He was struggling every second.
Aww
he is wearing a twenty one pilots merch jacket lmaoooo
YEAHHHH CLIQUEEEEE
I found a Brown Recluse the size of a half dollar in my jacket AFTER I got to work.The little bastard went for a ride with me.
They don't get that big, a quarter maybe. Sorry to ruin your lie.
Ryan Swanson look it up. i called Ace
The half-dollar is over an inch diameter, BR's don't surpass .80 of an inch. Go ahead and keep lying. I live for this tripe.
Ryan Swanson in Tennessee they do. Look it up I'm telling you.
Ryan Swanson are you not factoring in their leg span? goo.gl/images/LVMwNk
I live for nick swardson interviews
Nicole Fisher i was just wondering that!!!
Dang it Conan know your spiders!
Ladies and gentlemen, what you and your doctor think is a spider bite, is actually a staph infection
21 pilot jacket
Yeah! Know your spiders.
Wide shot shows Armie Hammer. 🤤
I knew somebody was going to notice him
"Yeah! It's a War."
Nick Swardson has the Andy eyebrows going on
Jeff Hanneman of Slayer died from complications of a brown recluse bite (liver problems due to lifelong alcoholism). Those shits are serious business.
Very dangerous and you're still there,guess I need to be bit by that spider😂😂😂
Swardson is the man
I got bit by a black widow and almost had to have my leg amputated
I prefer Nick Swardson talking about how he cried when Norm Macdonald died.
Went to my bed the other night and there was a brown recluse spider on my bed. We had a duel with each other before it ended in its fate. Let’s just say I slept on the couch that night.
is he wearing twenty one pilots merch?
I stalked his insta and found out he's a twenty one pilots fan, and posted a pic of this with a hashtag #21pjacket. 😁😁😁
lestrange dan nice thanks
Hell yeeeee
Actually black widows are more venomous
We have always lived with fiddle backs.
ive had trippy dreams about black widows this past year😱they're no joke\m/🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧
yall better be checking your bed from now on
we don't have black widows where i'm from. Just massive Huntsman spiders the size of your face. They're basically crawling facehuggers
A Brown Recluse is NOT that dangerous, dude. I was bit by one when I was 17. They are not as deadly as people say. That's a myth.
I clicked on this video bc it looked interesting. BUT I FREAKING FLIPPED OUT WHEN I SAW ARMIE HAMMER!!!!! AND NICK IS WEARING A TWENTY ONE PILOTS JACKET!!!!
Terry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THAT'S MOCHA NOT TERRY
Nick Swardson 🔥
I thought brown reckloose was a drunk Latino
It's honestly more dangerous sitting next to Armie Hammer.
he was awesome in ridiculous 6
I love everything about him
oh geez 2018 saids buh bye unless theres a grandmas boy 2 coming out
Conan hasn’t heard of brown recluse or the fact that people get bit by spiders in bed?
Yes bradda Nick, repping the Aloha State! 🤙🤙
Ive never heard of a Brown Recluse.
I got bitten by a brown recluse when I was sleeping one night and got terribly sick and had to go to a hospital.
No no no!! We're not killing spiders cause of LUCAS!! Remember.
There was brown recluse in my garden.
Dont worry about these sheep nick...i got the joke...
I got bit by a brown recluse in my sleep and when I woke up my hand looked like a football.... couldn't tell where my thumb began... scary stuff
Alice Cullotto wow I can't imagine waking up to such a site. A thumb shouldnt just disappear overnight.
Nor should a hand quadruple in size
I still have a half dollar sized scar a 1/4" deep on my thigh from getting bit in an attic while working. Three different doctor visits and three weeks later they finally got all the bacterial venom out that was eating away my flesh. Lidocaine around the bite and 2 shots of morphine didn't even help with the pain when they lanced it open the last time. Horrible little bug...
As an internet doctor, I suspect penacilin for a black widow bite is kinda stupid. But hey, what do I know (nothing)
how tf he didnt die by a black widow spider bite .
I’ve been bit by a couple brown recluse and I’d much rather get bit by one of them than a black widow.
It's a real war. Right outside your front door.
i almost feel ike the laugh track was broken on this one. or the audience was already too high by the time nick got there and snoozed
Did the spider bite swell his whole body?
We all eat at least 16 spiders every year in our sleep Conan
I love you Nick!
I love the fake laughs from Conan as he realizes the comic guest is doing a prepared comic bit about his bite rather than an impromptu funny interview moment. set up set up punch. hahaha set up set up punch. hahaha. good ol comedy.. ha ha ha funny and boring all at the same time.
He's so drunk lmao
No he was sick. You don't listen very well.
By the way check underneath your toilet seat cover they love that place
Why this channel deleted that video where nick swardson talked about meeting chris farley
And coco went to Harvard...
Smarter people get taught at least the basics on actual real things that can and just might kill you, right? And Brown Recluses in the US are most often found in our eastern states, right? Harvard in the east. Just doesn't make sense...
Knowing what a brown recluse is doesn’t impact if you get into Harvard or not
Asks all of the world what it is and expects only doctors to answer...good ol' Swardson.
Man a bite from scarlett Johansson would be awesome
Brown recluses aren't pousinous per-say like how most people think of pousinous in such a way that you will start going into a failed state of health. But the area they bite will turn very nasty over the next few days :/
That was a good story and funny too
use to be so funny but the magic is gone from his delivery for some reason, you can sense that he's not happy, he's depressed or something. When he was on Norm it was like, jesus man, get your act together.
I used to think Nick Swardson was funny, but it seems I have outgrown his style of comedy. Much like I did with Dane Cook.
Never thought Dane was funny. It would amaze me how much friends would just die laughing over that guy. I'd be sitting in my chair like.....I'm funnier then this guy
Why does everyone know jacket stuff?
Conan didn't know what the recluse spider is, because they don't have them in California, it's mostly east of the Rockies, and there aren't really many black widows in the eastern U.S.
HOW DARE THIS GUY DRESS LIKE THAT ON THE CONAN O'BRIEN SHOW... BLASPHEMY! HE IS IRISH ROYALTY YOU KNOW
His neck tho.
Is that a twenty one pilots jacket?
An antisocial African American is also a brown recluse but not a spider 🕷
jacket is nice, anybody knows what brand it is
Why is swardson so shaky? Is his alcohol abuse that extreme?
Clown had the shakes bad that show. Booze withdrawals.
You idiots don't listen that keep saying this comment. He had the flu which does make you shake. Listen before you respond with such stipidity.