I'm embarrassed to say, but I've never been on a plane before and can't relate to the reality of funny airplane/airport skits. What is "group one"? And is it somewhat like this whilst boarding a plane? And are TSA officers really suck?
@@JamesHeinrich-vk7vzsome airlines separate passengers into groups usually by seating numbers. Ex: boarding group 1 are seats 1-10, group 2 are seats 11-20, etc. This system supposedly makes it less hectic than letting everyone in at the same time and causing blockages throughout the plane when seating.
@@ferdaousselmoussaid8843 Ah, okay. Also, do ppl fart on airplanes or is there a "no farting during the flight" etiquette? Like I don't mean ppl standing up like "hey guys, check this" and then let one rip. I mean do you smell farts on airplanes cus ppl are rude enough to let out silent ones clearly knowing they're the deadliest? Cus I HATE ppl who fart when it's not just their air. We have to share this sir. That's why I think ppl who fart on elevators are the 3rd worst ppl on earth after Chomos and gRapists. So lay it on me. When I finally go on a plane, will I be subjected to smelling and breathing in other ppls' butt stink?
@@JamesHeinrich-vk7vz TSA Officers dont suck (Maybe Ig not in my experience) and Group 1 would be the usual First people to board the plane for their seats but in his case he was placed at last and no its not usually like that
Dude, I fly probably 25 to 40 times a year for my job and this is so damn hilarious because you’ll stand there boarding group one and there will be 10 different groups of people that go on before you 😂🤣 I’ll be looking out for the military baby next 💀
If you fly often, can you explain why people want to board the plan earlier? I'd rather chill in the spacious boarding area than sit in the sardine can where I'll be stuck for the next hours anyway.
@@gehirndoper that’s usually what I do even if I’m in group 1 when I fall back to pretty much like the end of the groups it’s just cause I fly so much that they put me to boarding group one, but I always hang back. It’s always more comfortable than being crowded on a plane.
@gehirndoper I can understand how you feel that way... and yet... The short answer is that people are rude and only think of themselves. But here's the full explanation: What happens when your plane lands, parks at the gate, and the seat belt light/bell goes off? People stand up and fill the aisle..even though they aren't going to be moving for a while, right? (They should sit and wait...but human nature says, "hey, if I sit, the aisle is going to fill up with all those people behind me, and I'll be stuck." So, people stand and wait in the aisle. Ok.. so the issue is that there is a rude habit now that when boarding, some selfish people will put their things/carry-ons in the first empty spot they pass rather than further back and above their own seat. (Why?? They figure they don't have to drag it down the aisle in either direction. It's also warped thinking that "others will be doing this nasty trick to me, so I'll be rude to them first.") Well, play that scenario out... if the overhead compartment over your seat is filled(by those sitting further back - but who boarded earlier) YOU now need to utilize an overhead space further back in the plane. BUT, when the plane lands and you want to get off as quickly as you can (especially if you need to catch another plane), now you have to wait for everyone behind you (who is standing and filling the aisles) to exit just so you can retrieve your items that SHOULD have been above you - but aren't ..due to the selfish folks who boarded earlier than you. It shouldn't happen, but it does. And when you miss a planned connection or you just get caught in this rude pattern a time or two... you start to learn, and you look to get on as soon as you're able the next trip. There you go.
I used to fly alot for my job. I board very late and chill. The plane doesn't start till boarding is finished and less time on a plane seat is good time.
When you have two consecutive travels to do though, you know what happens if you are seating in the front or middle part of the plane? Some guys that sit on the back, enter the plane, leave their handbags above ANY seat, so, when it’s your turn to be seated, there is no space to leave your bag, so you have to leave where there ‘s room, in the back of the plane. So when you land, you have to wait for EVERYONE to leave the plane, so that you can leave your seating, go to the back, take the luggage, then leave(I travel to and from my home country, Greece, and air companies open only the door in the front. It has happened to me twice. And I almost lost my 5h trip bus.
@@ludvigafklercker7722 Lets agree ot give them all the benefit of the doubt? I'm 100% sure other comics have done bits on this situation. So at the end of the day if no one actually involved in the writing of the jokes got offended, how could you be?
As someone who used to fly a lot for work, this sketch always had me howling. The utter pettiness and head power at the end is just glorious and I’m glad I no longer have to deal with it.
As a poor person i don't even get up when they start boarding. When they finish and get to BASIC. They always ask if i need help. My reply is YES FINANCIAL HELP.
There's often limited overhead locker space, so if you have luggage that has to go up there and you board later than too many people, you either have to put your luggage far away from your seat, or in the case where there's no space left at all, pay to check the bag(s) to go into the cargo hold, which also requires you to remove any items that can't go in the hold like certain kinds of electronics and batteries
Last time I flew the person who booked our flights paid extra to be some of the first people to board. We were 3,4, and 5 in the line of group 1. After all the special stuff and people they let board there were roughly 30ish people on the plane before us. I genuinely think it would be better to just push one of the people in our group around in a wheelchair and say they have some sort of medical issue. Wouldn't have to pay extra and would get in before the people who did.
When I was a kid, my friends & i would hit the nurses station whenever we went to the amusement park. 1 of us would fake a sprained ankle & limp up the desk. They'd hand us an ice pack & a loner wheelchair. That chair let us skip the line for all the rides- for our whole group. Line skipping is awesome!
I’ve NEVER, and I truly mean NEVER cared to board a plane first. I feel like it’s a waste of time to even care. Hell, stay OUT of my way when I’m on the plane. You’re doing me a favor, put my carry on bags away in peace. I do love the military baby tho
@@theravenless You know that the original skits they have is written by themselves right? One is literally a well known director with brilliant writing career.
@@Apple_Beshy I'm well aware of both of them. Are you saying successful creative people have never stolen jokes or ideas from other successful creative people?
Meanwhile, I'm just hoping no one thinks I'm crazy for all the random chuckles in TSA/boarding lines. I can't unsee any K&P airplane skit now when traveling 😂
I always get aisle seat so I can board last and not have to deal with standing in queue. Just chilling on a bench until everyone else are done. We're all getting to the destination at the same time anyway.
Bro that ending was WILD 😭😭😭😭😭
Edit : thanks for 50k chat 🐐
I can't understand what happened in the end can u explain pls?
@@Insaan099I think the joke is that all of those people were at the front of the plane which is where a crash is most lethal.
@@Insaan099 I think the joke was he was saying boarding group 1 because of the priority just like at the start.
@architsatyawadi6109 the people rescuing the passengers prioritized rescuing everyone else first
@@cameronstout3818seats are pre-brought, the joke is that he is still hanging on into being boarding group 1 and being ignored /last picked
Drunk guy nailed it😂
That was the pilot💀
lol full commitment. Love it.
Pfp??
Nailed what the floor😭😭
💀💀💀
LMAO the pettiness from “BOARDING GROUP ONE” is just the Cherry on the top 🤣
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I'm embarrassed to say, but I've never been on a plane before and can't relate to the reality of funny airplane/airport skits. What is "group one"? And is it somewhat like this whilst boarding a plane? And are TSA officers really suck?
@@JamesHeinrich-vk7vzsome airlines separate passengers into groups usually by seating numbers. Ex: boarding group 1 are seats 1-10, group 2 are seats 11-20, etc. This system supposedly makes it less hectic than letting everyone in at the same time and causing blockages throughout the plane when seating.
@@ferdaousselmoussaid8843 Ah, okay. Also, do ppl fart on airplanes or is there a "no farting during the flight" etiquette? Like I don't mean ppl standing up like "hey guys, check this" and then let one rip. I mean do you smell farts on airplanes cus ppl are rude enough to let out silent ones clearly knowing they're the deadliest? Cus I HATE ppl who fart when it's not just their air. We have to share this sir. That's why I think ppl who fart on elevators are the 3rd worst ppl on earth after Chomos and gRapists. So lay it on me. When I finally go on a plane, will I be subjected to smelling and breathing in other ppls' butt stink?
@@JamesHeinrich-vk7vz TSA Officers dont suck (Maybe Ig not in my experience) and Group 1 would be the usual First people to board the plane for their seats but in his case he was placed at last and no its not usually like that
They cut out my favorite part when he thanks the milatray baby for his service.
Bro same
@@redhalogaming8124which movie is it?
How do you write military that bad
@@dereckhernandezrivera3473 You seriously don’t know what a typo is?
@pauljordan6615 That's not a typo blud You created a whole new word and NO WAYY I TOTALLY DIDN'T KNOW WHAT a TYPO WAS
RIP to the poor military baby 😢.
😂😂
Every military baby accepts that they must put their lives on the line in service of others.
Are you assuming the baby's economic status ? 🤣 #kidding
I think babies go to heaven don't worry
@@freegojo9009Ah, the old life fake out... "Good luck out there kid, have a great life....Psych... get your punk baby ass back up here."
Every time I go to my gate I always hear, “Any old religious people with military babies?” 😂
right such a normal occurrence
In morioh, maybe
@@maxwellquipey1 morioh cho radio 🗣
That drunk guy is a pilot
But he think he is passenger
They were trying to get his attention the whole time
Glad you got the audio working
😭
@@aliensimulation let's make this 69 likes 70 :)
I like that they went an extra mile with the ending😂
Drunk guy was actually the pilot
I didn't notice that 😂
incorrect, the military baby
So that's why the plane crashed?
Dude, I fly probably 25 to 40 times a year for my job and this is so damn hilarious because you’ll stand there boarding group one and there will be 10 different groups of people that go on before you 😂🤣 I’ll be looking out for the military baby next 💀
If you fly often, can you explain why people want to board the plan earlier? I'd rather chill in the spacious boarding area than sit in the sardine can where I'll be stuck for the next hours anyway.
@@gehirndoper that’s usually what I do even if I’m in group 1 when I fall back to pretty much like the end of the groups it’s just cause I fly so much that they put me to boarding group one, but I always hang back. It’s always more comfortable than being crowded on a plane.
@gehirndoper I can understand how you feel that way... and yet... The short answer is that people are rude and only think of themselves. But here's the full explanation:
What happens when your plane lands, parks at the gate, and the seat belt light/bell goes off?
People stand up and fill the aisle..even though they aren't going to be moving for a while, right? (They should sit and wait...but human nature says, "hey, if I sit, the aisle is going to fill up with all those people behind me, and I'll be stuck." So, people stand and wait in the aisle.
Ok.. so the issue is that there is a rude habit now that when boarding, some selfish people will put their things/carry-ons in the first empty spot they pass rather than further back and above their own seat. (Why?? They figure they don't have to drag it down the aisle in either direction. It's also warped thinking that "others will be doing this nasty trick to me, so I'll be rude to them first.")
Well, play that scenario out... if the overhead compartment over your seat is filled(by those sitting further back - but who boarded earlier) YOU now need to utilize an overhead space further back in the plane. BUT, when the plane lands and you want to get off as quickly as you can (especially if you need to catch another plane), now you have to wait for everyone behind you (who is standing and filling the aisles) to exit just so you can retrieve your items that SHOULD have been above you - but aren't ..due to the selfish folks who boarded earlier than you.
It shouldn't happen, but it does. And when you miss a planned connection or you just get caught in this rude pattern a time or two... you start to learn, and you look to get on as soon as you're able the next trip.
There you go.
@@mckenna8663sad, regardless
Facts though. It just feels like that sometimes
Gotta love services that make you feel like a D class citizen
Worse part is when people get all pissy when clearly is all assigned seating. I don't normally have a big carry on so IDC to to be first
@@poeter14 Worst part is when people exist
I used to fly alot for my job. I board very late and chill. The plane doesn't start till boarding is finished and less time on a plane seat is good time.
When you have two consecutive travels to do though, you know what happens if you are seating in the front or middle part of the plane? Some guys that sit on the back, enter the plane, leave their handbags above ANY seat, so, when it’s your turn to be seated, there is no space to leave your bag, so you have to leave where there ‘s room, in the back of the plane. So when you land, you have to wait for EVERYONE to leave the plane, so that you can leave your seating, go to the back, take the luggage, then leave(I travel to and from my home country, Greece, and air companies open only the door in the front. It has happened to me twice. And I almost lost my 5h trip bus.
U r like me
@@martafiord that risk. and with less sitting on a plane, you're spending that time sitting on the gate of the airport. same difference.
This is the same issue - I wish I could board last but lack of bag space makes me want to board when my group is called
depends how much carryon you have, I want to be early so that I don't have to squeeze with a bag underneath my seat
He was giving him all the warning signs in the world but still missed it ☠️
Did he know the plane was going to crash??
@@YeCurry0
he knew it was a boeing max 😔
What the hell does pre-board mean? To get on before you get on?😂
RIP George Carlin
Board before others
Normally disabled and wheelchair.
The legendary George Carlin
They're asking you to line up.
They cut the part when he said “Thank you for your service” to the military baby. It was stupid and unexpected and hilarious.
You: About time!!!
Final destination: hold my beer
You can't skip the drunk scene
Just remember, the plane takes off at the same time for everyone.
Yeah but then all the window seats are taken lol
Because that’s what they paid for if you want a window seat then pay for it
“Jason Schwartzman”
Exactly....how can the uploader forget him 😅😅
He was the drummer for Phantom Planet and also did a solo record. Such a great musician. And related to the Coppolas.
@@randydube1423everybody is related to the coppolas. Nick Cage too
@@KaylaMarie_ That I knew as well, I just saw a pic of him and his dad a few days ago ☺️.
These guys are absolutely brilliant.
"Any priest?Nuns?Rabbis?Imams?" 😂😂😂😂
They took that Bill Burr bit almost verbatim.
So what they made it into a thing
Had no idea
Not really
@@B-Mag Let's agree to disagree then. They added like two more categories to push slightly further, but it is the same joke.
@@ludvigafklercker7722 Lets agree ot give them all the benefit of the doubt? I'm 100% sure other comics have done bits on this situation. So at the end of the day if no one actually involved in the writing of the jokes got offended, how could you be?
I fully expected him to say "boarding group one... And a half"
Anyone who doesn’t seem ✨cranky✨
This was the episode when I realized key and peele’s budget was huge. That crash site could not have been cheap
There are probably scrapyards for planes
it looks like it could be the Universal Studios backlot, where there is already a plane crash setup
What's the series called???
@@Chronoic216 ke and peele
Peele is a high tier movie director.
I remember Bill Burr having a bit about this when he was on Conan. So funny and so true! 😂
at least the drunks were honest
The universe was telling you not to get on the plane
you mean God
@@marquisprice5078 if I meant God I would have said God
@@marquisprice5078 if he meant god he would have said god
@@marquisprice5078If he meant god he would've said god
@@marquisprice5078 god is the universe
In a real airport, it's the opposite. Everyone waits to be the last to board, so they have less time sitting on the plane 😅
Military babies😂
Oh my gosh -is THIS true! 😂
“I’m sorry sir the flight is overbooked”
Never got the desire to get on a cramped metal tube earlier than you need to...
I can watch them all day!.........
I love how in these skits peele is a master at staring him down and making it highly personal 😂
I recently flew to US first time in ...2 decades or so.
When they started boarding...The process was exactly the same :D
Blue computer bag.. boarding group one lol
Sometimes being the last is the only way to survive
When he screamed "damn it" I about spit my food out 😂🤣
Spirit Airlines be like....😂
They are hysterical 😂
The ending really caught me off guard. It's always a mystery who will board first.
Chicken I see u everywhere
@@dubster1771 becuase he bought his channel to boost his comments and he chooses a comment to steal and posts it, thats how he posts so many comments
As someone who used to fly a lot for work, this sketch always had me howling. The utter pettiness and head power at the end is just glorious and I’m glad I no longer have to deal with it.
As a poor person i don't even get up when they start boarding. When they finish and get to BASIC. They always ask if i need help. My reply is YES FINANCIAL HELP.
Never understood why it matters, your all leaving the same time and arriving the same time
Easier to get seated without rushing too much i suppose idk, never been on a plane before.
Depends on the air line, some airlines don't have assigned seats. If you're one of the last, you might be stuck near a baby.
There's often limited overhead locker space, so if you have luggage that has to go up there and you board later than too many people, you either have to put your luggage far away from your seat, or in the case where there's no space left at all, pay to check the bag(s) to go into the cargo hold, which also requires you to remove any items that can't go in the hold like certain kinds of electronics and batteries
@@sws212or stuck in the middle seat between 2 obese people
You guys never disappoint 😂😂😂
It’s always the drunk guy for me. Every single time I 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Last time I flew the person who booked our flights paid extra to be some of the first people to board. We were 3,4, and 5 in the line of group 1.
After all the special stuff and people they let board there were roughly 30ish people on the plane before us. I genuinely think it would be better to just push one of the people in our group around in a wheelchair and say they have some sort of medical issue. Wouldn't have to pay extra and would get in before the people who did.
When I was a kid, my friends & i would hit the nurses station whenever we went to the amusement park. 1 of us would fake a sprained ankle & limp up the desk. They'd hand us an ice pack & a loner wheelchair. That chair let us skip the line for all the rides- for our whole group. Line skipping is awesome!
I’ve NEVER, and I truly mean NEVER cared to board a plane first. I feel like it’s a waste of time to even care. Hell, stay OUT of my way when I’m on the plane. You’re doing me a favor, put my carry on bags away in peace. I do love the military baby tho
in the end you'll be in your plane anyways
AWWW, you left out Jason Schwartzman 🤣🤣
Thankyou for your service 😂😂😂🫡
I did not see that coming WTF 🤣
Man just stealing key and peele vids 😆
Key and Peele just stealing Bill Burr bits
@@theravenless You know that the original skits they have is written by themselves right? One is literally a well known director with brilliant writing career.
@@Apple_Beshy I'm well aware of both of them. Are you saying successful creative people have never stolen jokes or ideas from other successful creative people?
The best part is, it doesn't matter what order you get on the plane, y'all landing at the same time
“WHAT?!?”
*thank you for your service*
😂😂
never skipping a cut scene again ahh moment 💀
The drunk guy stole the show. That pilot had me in stitches.
Yet again, chicken steals a comment.
That’s EXACTLY how it is!!
Bro these two are in every shorts movie ever.
who are they
@@user-bd2tm2bz6n They're very famous but i forgot there names.
How could you go and cut the best part of the entire skit 😭 lol
Meanwhile, I'm just hoping no one thinks I'm crazy for all the random chuckles in TSA/boarding lines. I can't unsee any K&P airplane skit now when traveling 😂
Thank You For Your Service 😮💨
The way he is staring straight at him the entire time 😂
That “dammit” came out of nowhere but understandable 😂
Sometimes they start boarding from the last group 🤣
I love that they used the Universal Studios Crash Site to complete this scene 😂
Side eye from the brotha with the head phones 😂😂
I was so ready for him to say "boarding group one... and a half" that shit would have sent me
“What?”
*“Thank you for your service!”*
in exams, all that and the final question was
"who out of all these passengers are responsible for the cause of the accident?"
The drunk guy must be the flight captain when insee the end of the video 😂
Last group to be called in: "Air marshalls, please take your seat."
🤣 didn’t see the end coming
Nailed it 😂
Well that turned around REAL fast
Meanwhile the other guy in boarding group 1 standing there
“Why do they get special treatment”
Thats crazy🔥💀💀
this is how it feels having to stay in class after the period ends
That military baby broke me!😂
When the military have preference over wheelchairs 🤣
why is this like that one episode in sam and cat 😭😭
That guy was actually his protective angel all this time
No, They tried to say when they came to rescue after the accident everyone was taken care of before him. He is still waiting for his serial.
This is so accurate though
Facts, key and peelw are wild
Damn that took a turn
It's Just A Boarding Call.The Call:🤣
I’m never skipping a cutscene again
The lil baby a admiral 😂😂
"DAMMIT" 😂😂😂
These Boeing commercials are crazy
Last week I laughed so hard, after all the preboarding guys were in, they started with the boarding groups from 5 to 1 .. :D
i thought he was gona be stopped and told "sorry sir, we overbooked so you need to take next flight"
but nooooooooooooo
chaos ensues
I always board close to the final call. Who wants to be cramped on the plane longer than you need to? 😂
This was the airport scene at the end of Meet the Parents 😂
The Airport announcer tricked Key hilariously
It's literally the Bill Burr bit
"Anybody with a red shirt? It's Tony Tuesday, anybody named Anthony can get on!"
Part 2 when he wants to go to the bathroom during turbulence 😂
Bro the drunk guy forgot his seat and he sat on the pilot
Seat😂😂😂😂😂😂
I always get aisle seat so I can board last and not have to deal with standing in queue. Just chilling on a bench until everyone else are done. We're all getting to the destination at the same time anyway.