Ranking Touhou Characters I Could Beat in a Fight

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  • čas přidán 7. 07. 2024
  • This was recorded a bit ago but hey, its out now i guess
    not the longest wait for one of my videos...
    / discord
    Songs Used:
    Maiden's Capriccio ~ Dream Battle from Touhou 9
    Septette for the Dead Princess from Touhou 6
    Bloom Nobly, Ink-Black Cherry Blossoms ~ Border of Life from Touhou 7
    Lunatic Eyes ~ Invisible Full Moon From Touhou 8
    Flowering Night from Touhou 9
    all of these were made by the legend himself, Zun
  • Hry

Komentáře • 31

  • @slice_of_iyekay
    @slice_of_iyekay  Před 20 dny +1

    Like most things on my channel, this list wasnt supposed to be taken too seriously
    I am however well aware that i dont even stand a chance realistically against even the some of the weakest touhou characters and am part of the problem for poking fun at the strength of some characters by feeding into the memes rather than the cannon
    However, at the end of the day I want to have fun with what i do here on youtube and some of that comes from joking around with what im doing

  • @Sakuyaizayoi1996
    @Sakuyaizayoi1996 Před 26 dny +32

    No one absolutely no one you could beat, stop the cap.. and get a reality check.

    • @slice_of_iyekay
      @slice_of_iyekay  Před 26 dny +14

      No gway is that Sakuya Izayoi? Sure am glad im not fighting you right now, otherwise id be gone

    • @magicyber909
      @magicyber909 Před 24 dny +4

      Nah. There are definitely a few that are beatable.
      Marisa wouldn’t be easy but it could be done. Most of her magic is actually harmless candy (spell card rules) but she does have bombs with a decent blast radius, and her broom. Overall a tough fight but within the realm of feasibility.
      Pretty much all of the faries are doable, (basically just a flying child with an underpowered ability.) although Cirno and Clownpiece would put up quite a fight.
      The Prismrivers maybe? They aren’t really combatants but they are ghosts which will require something like electricity, fire, a vacuum etc.
      Wriggle is another potential, but make sure to bring lots of fire.
      Eiki could be beaten in a fight very easily, but only if you are the one that is morally right in said fight. (Aka not gonna happen.)
      Kosuzu is probably the easiest win of them all. She would probably just faint before the fight even starts.
      Akyuu is extremely weak, but would bust out some martial arts moves.
      Sumireko is also possible, but watch out for telekinetic bs.
      Maribel and Renko are more easy wins.
      Finally Miyoi and Rinossuke. Neither have any real combat experience and could probably also be beaten.

    • @pastaishere
      @pastaishere Před 24 dny +2

      I might say only fairies could be beatable, if you are damn lucky

    • @Nonpeakanimator212
      @Nonpeakanimator212 Před 24 dny +1

      ​@@magicyber909 Cap, Touhou Is strong It's best not to underestimate.

    • @HeroOfAnnihilated
      @HeroOfAnnihilated Před 23 dny

      I think I have 50% chance against Rinnosuke Morichika or Genji. 0% against Byakuren, 1% if she would agree to not use magic.

  • @AM-yk5yd
    @AM-yk5yd Před 25 dny +4

    Imagine ending a video just when you reach two hottest characters in game.

  • @omegathe1st501
    @omegathe1st501 Před 19 dny +3

    You definitely can solo them, no difficulty.

    • @slice_of_iyekay
      @slice_of_iyekay  Před 18 dny

      Yeah fr fr. Not like they could all insta kill me if the spellcard rules werent in place

  • @teddyrichard1488
    @teddyrichard1488 Před 26 dny +3

    wins: all of them
    loses: none of them
    edit: 8:09 so apparently this is "can i survive touhou" and not "can i beat touhou" in which case you can probably talk your way out of death with most of them and outsmart the others (i'm looking at you, rumia)

  • @mazze6121
    @mazze6121 Před 26 dny +9

    Cirno should be at the top

  • @MedsieLovr
    @MedsieLovr Před 24 dny +1

    You know Medigoddess can literally kill you with a touch right?

  • @Nonpeakanimator212
    @Nonpeakanimator212 Před 25 dny +4

    I am also tired of the touhou downplay people always downplay touhou as some weak, fodder verse I don't understand why or how this verse is so underrated in comparison to other verses..

    • @YBDaniel
      @YBDaniel Před 25 dny +1

      probably because most touhou fans don't care about powerscaling at all.

    • @Nonpeakanimator212
      @Nonpeakanimator212 Před 24 dny +1

      Doesn't have to be touhou fans and anyway even touhou fans lowball touhou, Sonic fan boys do it dbz fans do it eh​@@YBDaniel

    • @Burn_Angel
      @Burn_Angel Před 17 dny +1

      @@Nonpeakanimator212 Because, gameplay wise, it's just little girls shooting light pellets at each other. You don't see stuff like Remilia's fate manipulation, Flandre's automatical destruction, or the rest of the impressive shit. You only see stuff that can be a game mechanic, like Sakuya's time stop, Yukari's gaps, or Mystia's...darkness manipulation? (wasn't that Rumia's thing???)
      So yeah, it's all because of the danmaku duel rules.

    • @Nonpeakanimator212
      @Nonpeakanimator212 Před 13 dny

      ​@@Burn_AngelFirstly , Rumia's power is to Manipulate Darkness, which can translate with "Fear Manipulation, Hallucination Manipulation and absorbtion" due to Darkness if you go into it, you'd hallucinate seeing things that come from mind which could lead to fears, and Black Hole Is darkness as, she can absorbs light

    • @Nonpeakanimator212
      @Nonpeakanimator212 Před 13 dny +1

      ​@@Burn_AngelYou barely know anything about touhou abilities😂 get tf out of here

  • @underquestreview
    @underquestreview Před 17 dny

    I’d totally win in every fight

  • @chikenking218
    @chikenking218 Před 26 dny

    see chat it is the second link in the description

  • @XmillOk
    @XmillOk Před 24 dny +2

    Remilia even without Sakuya and fate manipulation is too strong. She is simply too fast and strong. She can instantly get to human village with her speed and with her strength, any hit you make to her isn't going to do anything to her

  • @EagerPlanes341
    @EagerPlanes341 Před 26 dny +1

    Potato😊

  • @Burn_Angel
    @Burn_Angel Před 17 dny

    Look at this shit.
    Look at this shit without context and try to tell me characters like Komachi or Tewi being above Yukari or Suika isn't fucking funny lmao