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  • @JarvisJohnsonGOLD
    @JarvisJohnsonGOLD  Před 2 lety +6608

    just wanted to pop in and say that i hope it doesn't seem like i'm going too hard on anyone here! that's why i played my own cringy audio lol

    • @snappy8666
      @snappy8666 Před 2 lety +101

      you didnt dont worry

    • @SerenaPalmer
      @SerenaPalmer Před 2 lety +144

      I loved this silly billy viddy

    • @brasilo64
      @brasilo64 Před 2 lety +74

      No need to be this careful all the time lol you're fine, everyone loves you

    • @jaqsre
      @jaqsre Před 2 lety +22

      you’re good dw love!!

    • @itsmefm
      @itsmefm Před 2 lety +48

      It's cool Jarvis but thanks for saying this, very considerate of you 😊

  • @pagelen
    @pagelen Před rokem +1580

    my forever favourite hinge audio was a guy answering to "I'll fall for you if..." with "I'm actually looking for a very specific type of girl.." then he's interrupted by the sound of some metal dish falling to the ground and tumbling around for what feels like several minutes until it stops and he coughs slightly and ends with "my bad". and that's the entire audio. I saved it because it's like a work of art to me and I like to admire it occasionally 😂

    • @sydneyberzon4163
      @sydneyberzon4163 Před rokem +54

      please tell me how to find this, i need this in my life

    • @pagelen
      @pagelen Před rokem +25

      @@sydneyberzon4163 i could send it to you 😂

    • @placeholder6415
      @placeholder6415 Před rokem +13

      PLEASE SEND THIS LMAO

    • @dontcommitarson
      @dontcommitarson Před 10 měsíci +10

      I really want to hear this one, it sounds so funny 😭

    • @pagelen
      @pagelen Před 10 měsíci +58

      I realized that this is a video platform so I uploaded a short on my channel 😂

  • @theartofnina
    @theartofnina Před 2 lety +8951

    Jacob was actually so cute lmao i was concerned at first but he saved it, he sounded very sweet
    The green flags thing actually made me chuckle i hate it

  • @ava8340
    @ava8340 Před rokem +2188

    people i’d be ok to match with:
    - the burp girl
    - the green flags guy
    - jacob
    - the six pet rats i love that guy

    • @yeetionary
      @yeetionary Před rokem +66

      would you match with Jarvis

    • @ava8340
      @ava8340 Před rokem +70

      that goes without saying yeetionary

    • @MyDuckSaysFucc
      @MyDuckSaysFucc Před rokem +38

      I’d totally go out with the anxious pet rats guy lol

    • @im_an_oyster
      @im_an_oyster Před rokem +59

      You skip over dog vote guy like he doesn't have the most based opinion

    • @phil0philia
      @phil0philia Před 10 měsíci +3

      georgia

  • @eternalsession9
    @eternalsession9 Před 2 lety +873

    a majority of these that you've showcased in this video i've been cracking up thinking "Ah yeah that'd work on me" and your immediate commentary has been "this isn't very funny to me" and i found that disparity quite amusing. its always so instant it gets me every time

    • @zyaicob
      @zyaicob Před rokem +38

      this was my exact response to this video

    • @icu3869
      @icu3869 Před 4 měsíci +3

      Except I don’t think that sounded like Pikachu. But the Rap was pretty good!

  • @maybelater2160
    @maybelater2160 Před 2 lety +6590

    I have never been more attracted to a person after just one sentence then the man with anxiety and six pet rats. He is on top of his game right now.

    • @jasminejay2677
      @jasminejay2677 Před 2 lety +384

      Bruno?

    • @tanomm1849
      @tanomm1849 Před 2 lety +178

      I felt so represented cuz I'd do the same thing, instantly fell in love

    • @headstone2979
      @headstone2979 Před 2 lety +132

      Bruno madrigal? 😳😳😳

    • @bisexualdisasterlol
      @bisexualdisasterlol Před 2 lety +133

      The two people that said, "Bruno Madrigal," that was my first thought too and I appreciate you.

    • @NorthernGreenEyes
      @NorthernGreenEyes Před 2 lety +61

      YES! Haha and anyone who struggles with anxiety and/or panic has been in a situation like that..maybe not with rats,but if you know, you know.
      I can embrace that..I'm gonna vibe.
      Still looking for love, though it's hard to find people when you can't leave your 🏡

  • @castoroil6534
    @castoroil6534 Před 2 lety +9258

    I feel so privileged to be a premium member

    • @CloudyGrace
      @CloudyGrace Před 2 lety +135

      Same, I mean... We're literal gold🪙

    • @xviolettevendetta
      @xviolettevendetta Před 2 lety +45

      It is free

    • @toonce101
      @toonce101 Před 2 lety +88

      Totally worth the *F r e e*

    • @dexterdouglas
      @dexterdouglas Před 2 lety +105

      @@xviolettevendetta wait… then why did Jarvis make me pay him 10k for the privilege??

    • @aicrowIey
      @aicrowIey Před 2 lety +13

      @@dexterdouglas uhhhhhmmmmm

  • @MollyBurkeOfficial
    @MollyBurkeOfficial Před 2 lety +2549

    I could have watched this all day... I literally laughed out loud multiple times. The RED FLAGS are flying with that "all I ask is you get your nails done" ...oooof. Also, the rap was... painful and I cringed harder than I have in a long time.

    • @charlottehennessy2799
      @charlottehennessy2799 Před 2 lety +29

      That guy sounded like Nate Jacobs from Euphoria too it made me want to rip my nails entirely from my hands

    • @monicarenee7949
      @monicarenee7949 Před rokem +15

      A guy hit me up on a dating site and his profile said he wants a woman to have nice feet and nails and I instantly never responded. My ex was like that and I know it’s a smaller part of a larger mindset that I’d never want to be involved with again in life

    • @amberbusse
      @amberbusse Před 9 měsíci +1

      my ex bf told me if i didn’t get my nails done then it was a dealbreaker 🙃 turns out it really was lmaooooo

    • @sanspower3419
      @sanspower3419 Před 9 měsíci +3

      He's secretly Yoshikage Kira that's why he wanted nice hands lmao

    • @kittyscreativecorner
      @kittyscreativecorner Před 6 měsíci +2

      Omg Molly hi!!!

  • @coena9377
    @coena9377 Před 2 lety +520

    My hinge audio prompt is “I get along best with people who are” and mine is a recording of Donald Trump saying “the marxists, the anarchists, the agitators, the looters, and people who, in many instances, have absolutely no idea what they are doing” then at the end I say “also people who are sleep deprived… that’s pretty much my friend group.”
    Best one I’ve seen so far is actually from when I matched with my first crush. The prompt she used was “my most controversial opinion is.” Her response was “I think dogs should be able to vote. I will not be taking any comments or critiques at this time.”

    • @VanityDivined
      @VanityDivined Před 2 lety +5

      You both sound annoying af

    • @coena9377
      @coena9377 Před 2 lety +8

      @@VanityDivined pretty much yeah 😂

    • @mmtittle
      @mmtittle Před 2 lety +26

      i would vibe with y’all so hard

    • @coena9377
      @coena9377 Před 2 lety +13

      @@mmtittle The vibes are ✨immaculate✨

    • @yaboicolleen
      @yaboicolleen Před rokem

      are you looking for a third? /hj

  • @DarkShadows713
    @DarkShadows713 Před 2 lety +10340

    The one where she burps and then the fire alarm went off made me physically tear up from laughter. I would match with her in an instant.

    • @josephsherby
      @josephsherby Před 2 lety +441

      The fact that she considers posting that the “Biggest Risk I’ve Taken” is hilarious to me

    • @alex-mk2yx
      @alex-mk2yx Před 2 lety +71

      its literally so planned and fake its not even funny though

    • @DarkShadows713
      @DarkShadows713 Před 2 lety +73

      alex You're not funny

    • @alex-mk2yx
      @alex-mk2yx Před 2 lety +7

      @@DarkShadows713 i know you arent if you think thats funny

    • @DarkShadows713
      @DarkShadows713 Před 2 lety +347

      alex I know you're pathetic if you can't just think to yourself "that is not something that I, personally, find humorous" and then just move on without replying to people who have different opinions and being snarky about the fact that she planned her comedy. Guess what? So did Jarvis. So do stand up comedians. Most people who are professionally funny, plan it out.

  • @fary5000
    @fary5000 Před 2 lety +7352

    I feel like the mickey mouse thing did psychic damage to me because it unearthed a memory of when I thought I could do a very convincing mickey impression in high school (I could not).

    • @Julia-tk2em
      @Julia-tk2em Před 2 lety +218

      @Nova No, it fucked up the *commenters* ability to use telekinesis on other people.

    • @MrEnte3000
      @MrEnte3000 Před 2 lety +143

      @Nova No, damage that is super effective against Fighting and Poison types.

    • @citroenboter
      @citroenboter Před 2 lety +60

      Yeah that's gonna be 2d6 and run away as far from your computer as you can, please. Or a wisdom save of 16 and only take half damage, no need to run.

    • @Crimson_Knight004
      @Crimson_Knight004 Před 2 lety +27

      Hey, it’s still better than me and my Donald Duck impression.

    • @jungtothehuimang
      @jungtothehuimang Před 2 lety +21

      The important part is that you did try

  • @oceanwings23
    @oceanwings23 Před 5 měsíci +38

    I think audio on dating apps is great because the way someone's voice sounds can be such a dealbreaker. My friend and I were talking about this, but you can be talking to someone for ages, and they are awesome, and then you hear their voice and you can't.

  • @Ellis.Tentacles
    @Ellis.Tentacles Před 2 lety +241

    My very irrational fear is actually that there will be a psychic around, actively reading people's minds at the exact moment that I have an intrusive and horrible thought...because obviously there's always a psychic just invading people's brain pans all willy nilly with nothing better to do.

    • @sydneyberzon4163
      @sydneyberzon4163 Před rokem +9

      new fear unlocked

    • @TPNsBiggestFan
      @TPNsBiggestFan Před rokem +7

      fsr thats how i feel around my family (less so now but it used to be really bad) and thats why i dont eat with them anymore 💀💀

    • @darkworldkrisdreemurr
      @darkworldkrisdreemurr Před 11 měsíci +4

      Literally same

    • @PhoebeTheFairy56
      @PhoebeTheFairy56 Před 5 měsíci +1

      Well sometimes psychics are depicted as being able to hear people's thoughts even when they aren't trying to, so my version of that fear includes them not focusing on me but then hearing one of my intrusive thoughts anyway

    • @endless_del
      @endless_del Před 5 měsíci +8

      omg i have the same thing, i'll just randomly think "what if someone near me rn is a telepath" and then i'll think "ok dont think of anything sexual or fucked up" so of course i immediately think of something sexual or fucked up 😭😭

  • @lovelylovelylovely324
    @lovelylovelylovely324 Před 2 lety +6732

    The mario one was funny at first . Just seemed like a guy genuinely trying to speak like mario n all he could say was WAHA!!! WOOHOO!!! Like yes king

    • @ellisowers6157
      @ellisowers6157 Před 2 lety +160

      I laughed a little too hard at that

    • @_hawk_sky_asmr_7891
      @_hawk_sky_asmr_7891 Před 2 lety +5

      @@ellisowers6157 same

    • @adrianpink8144
      @adrianpink8144 Před 2 lety +23

      Same I love the accent ones 💀

    • @TakkuriHimare
      @TakkuriHimare Před 2 lety +41

      It’s a reference to the old Mario cartoon in the 80s Jarvis is just too young to remember it lol

    • @topsyturvy1097
      @topsyturvy1097 Před 2 lety +1

      @@TakkuriHimare what cartoon? Are you sure you don't mean the animated movie? Mario and luigi could talk in the cartoon

  • @LottieDeLuscious
    @LottieDeLuscious Před 2 lety +2217

    Ohhh my God "the doctor gave me pills for anxiety and I ended up adopting 6 rats" my mans had a whole ass SSRI induced manic episode, big feels

    • @MaxOakland
      @MaxOakland Před 2 lety +62

      Oh nooo is that what that was

    • @LottieDeLuscious
      @LottieDeLuscious Před 2 lety +60

      @@MaxOakland yup, it happened to me!

    • @MaxOakland
      @MaxOakland Před 2 lety +13

      @@LottieDeLuscious does that only happen if you have bipolar disorder or can it happen if you don’t?

    • @LottieDeLuscious
      @LottieDeLuscious Před 2 lety +68

      @@MaxOakland I am not a psychiatrist but i think it happens most often with bipolar people, theres probably a risk for folks who dont have it, but I imagine it's not as common

    • @streamlily5971
      @streamlily5971 Před 2 lety +39

      I don’t have bipolar disorder but I do have borderline personality disorder and manic episodes have happened to me a few times

  • @gh0st_lvrr
    @gh0st_lvrr Před 2 lety +153

    Jarvis: I thought this was pretty funny
    Also Jarvis: *dead staring at computer not even blinking*

    • @mollyallen2400
      @mollyallen2400 Před 2 lety +1

      Right? lol ...so it wasn't just me doing the head tilt at that? lol

  • @PapiyoneVineland
    @PapiyoneVineland Před 2 lety +49

    Jacob’s endearing to me. I’m actually into this. It’s childish in the best way, and then he totally backtracked. The cute self-consciousness makes me melt. He reminds me of my awkward yet adorable best friend. See?! You’re right it’s highly subjective! There’s someone out there for everyone of us. :)

  • @jess.scottfilms
    @jess.scottfilms Před 2 lety +2397

    That guy saying “promiscuous” like that exposed that he was for sure reading the lyrics

  • @Greystorm1619
    @Greystorm1619 Před 2 lety +3885

    I liked the Jacob one, cus you can tell he wants to be funny but is also self aware enough to realize that it’s ridiculous. It’s endearing.

    • @user-yh5cv1vu9m
      @user-yh5cv1vu9m Před 2 lety +353

      Yesss. At first I was like, just no. But then he was laughing at himself and apologizing and it was really cute.

    • @ShenJones
      @ShenJones Před 2 lety +109

      Yeah he’s a cutie

    • @cwalker6911
      @cwalker6911 Před rokem +8

      Yep

    • @1dawn1
      @1dawn1 Před rokem +41

      He's really cute
      Him and the dog vote guy

    • @jamestomato1744
      @jamestomato1744 Před rokem +1

      @@1dawn1 The real OG's

  • @Pook-xr6dy
    @Pook-xr6dy Před 2 lety +36

    4:07 this is so cringe but it’s weirdly cute

  • @LegendaryDorkKnight
    @LegendaryDorkKnight Před 2 lety +23

    2:32
    No, dude. That one was pure gold. All the effort, the build up, and the final payoff culminating in what's essentially a bar & grill level pick-up line.

  • @macoy3943
    @macoy3943 Před 2 lety +4250

    My theory is that the guy's alternate timeline self actually knocked him out and tied him up. He then recorded and sent that message, before freeing the man and fleeing back to his timeline- leaving everyone to believe he wrote it

    • @rebeccat7912
      @rebeccat7912 Před 2 lety +71

      Genius

    • @midnightwalkers8077
      @midnightwalkers8077 Před 2 lety +34

      It definitely sounded like the plot of a a movie

    • @squecch1278
      @squecch1278 Před 2 lety +49

      What he doesn’t realize is that based on the rules of time travel, if he kill’s himself then he would be trapped in an infinite loop

    • @NorthernGreenEyes
      @NorthernGreenEyes Před 2 lety +4

      Ya' know I think you're on to something here.. 🤔

    • @tessconnors4463
      @tessconnors4463 Před 2 lety +1

      @@midnightwalkers8077 it is a movie, called Looper. Bruce willis

  • @dennis_duran
    @dennis_duran Před 2 lety +5698

    The dog vote thing, the only one Jarvis actually found funny, is directly stolen from a bit by Griffin McElroy in the Polygon series Monster Factory

    • @pennyw2226
      @pennyw2226 Před 2 lety +504

      Jarvis is a Griffin McElroy fan now. That's how it works

    • @PrettyGuardian
      @PrettyGuardian Před 2 lety +129

      I love the McElroys.

    • @hell0mega
      @hell0mega Před 2 lety +544

      I'd say it wasn't "stealing" moreso than it was a "reference" lol. got real excited at the fact that he liked it so much

    • @basementdwellercosplay
      @basementdwellercosplay Před 2 lety +168

      Not really stealing, like he didn't really claim it as his own joke

    • @attabooii
      @attabooii Před 2 lety +183

      Wouldn't really say it was stealing. I think he referenced it, that way the people who like the McElroys are more likely to like him

  • @h0undiie
    @h0undiie Před měsícem +3

    THE *I GOT FOUR NIPPLES* MADE ME ALMOST THROW UP FROM LAUGHING SO HARD

  • @coolpercool
    @coolpercool Před rokem +47

    “… does that mean dogs are secretly smarter than us?” No no, he has a point.

    • @tomhomunculus
      @tomhomunculus Před měsícem +1

      But a lot of us do understand the meaning of different barks, the science hippies have even done research on it :-T

    • @coolpercool
      @coolpercool Před 26 dny

      @@tomhomunculus blawg my comment is over a year old I don’t even remember my comment 💀

  • @mathis3440
    @mathis3440 Před 2 lety +1307

    I thought the green flag guy was just straight-up listing the nationalities of women he was looking for.

  • @ruthizred9090
    @ruthizred9090 Před 2 lety +2761

    I absolutely love the voice option for hinge. It's so funny. Once someone just barked the whole time and I love it.

  • @veespa_
    @veespa_ Před 2 lety +59

    “are men okay?” as the universally appointed global spokesman for men, we are going through a bit of a rough patch and, although we try to play it off by saying, “it’s just a phase, a minor setback to a major comeback!” Deep down, we all are terrified at the thought that it might not be a temporary thing, and we’re unsure if we are going in* the right direction or if we are actually lost, so we fake confidence proceeding into the void of life, hoping for a miracle... BUT that’s just on behalf of all men, I’m actually doing great 😏😉

  • @rowentaylor9784
    @rowentaylor9784 Před 2 lety +12

    5:17 he is trying to do an impression of Danny Devito because people wanted him to play Pikachu

    • @PhoebeTheFairy56
      @PhoebeTheFairy56 Před 5 měsíci

      Pikachu actually sounds a lot like him in the Detective Pikachu game, which has voice acting (though only _Detective_ Pikachu, the other ones don't talk), so I can see why people wanted him

  • @notquiteneutral2590
    @notquiteneutral2590 Před 2 lety +3434

    How proud do you think Jarvis felt when he came up with the “unhinged” joke in the title? I’m gonna guess an 8.2/10 on the proudness scale.

    • @Max-cr4zf
      @Max-cr4zf Před 2 lety +47

      I 71.3% agree with this.

    • @ryang9802
      @ryang9802 Před 2 lety +25

      my vote is 8.36

    • @gloglee7463
      @gloglee7463 Před 2 lety +26

      im gonna guess around 7 and a half fingers

    • @Happy-Pansexual-Imp
      @Happy-Pansexual-Imp Před 2 lety +23

      20 teeth’s worth of proudness. He’s one toothy boi

    • @erin3551
      @erin3551 Před 2 lety +32

      I can perfectly picture him nodding to himself and smirking while he writes the title, full of pride:
      "Yes... I'm so funny. I love myself."

  • @LumpyHippo
    @LumpyHippo Před 2 lety +851

    Imagine you meet a guy from a dating app. You get intimate. You take off his shirt and he has 20 cents.

    • @hanakoisbestgirl4752
      @hanakoisbestgirl4752 Před 2 lety +18

      He just has 4 nickeles taped to nipples

    • @kittykitties4220
      @kittykitties4220 Před 2 lety +23

      This comment sent me

    • @ri907
      @ri907 Před 2 lety

      I love this comment as much as I love Jarvis' mix up of having 4 -nic- nipples 🤣🤣

    • @Twimcsm
      @Twimcsm Před 2 lety +11

      PLEASE underrated comment 😭

    • @ava8340
      @ava8340 Před rokem +6

      this is top tier comedy holy shit

  • @Al___
    @Al___ Před 10 měsíci +9

    9:42 I like how Jarvis joined in on the song it was very cute

  • @Letthembelightpeaceonelove
    @Letthembelightpeaceonelove Před 2 lety +16

    12:20 I thought that was a good one. I like people who recognize that other animals are just as intelligent as we are.

  • @scottfuckingdisick
    @scottfuckingdisick Před 2 lety +3253

    i respect you so much for putting yourself on blast jarvis

    • @daisy41178
      @daisy41178 Před 2 lety +52

      And it was exactly what we expected

  • @themarquess
    @themarquess Před 2 lety +545

    Jarvis, you're on dating apps?! But what about our parasocial relationship? You told me I was gold! Why am I not enough for you?!

    • @cicilg
      @cicilg Před 2 lety +50

      He's poly

    • @casadastraphobia
      @casadastraphobia Před 8 měsíci

      ​@@cicilgthere is plenty to go around

    • @fromloverboy
      @fromloverboy Před 3 měsíci +1

      @@cicilgi cannot explain how much this killed me

  • @alexr1632
    @alexr1632 Před 2 lety +17

    Honestly, i love this feature. You get way more out of someone’s voice than you do their text

  • @alextalks8607
    @alextalks8607 Před 2 lety +980

    I actually like the jacob/daddy one, leaving in the end makes me aware that he knows how cringe that joke was. I think the end is what makes it

    • @zacheray
      @zacheray Před 2 lety +8

      Learning more what girls think because to a guy that’s wholesale cringe

    • @mixievee
      @mixievee Před 2 lety +38

      I thought it was hilarious 🤣

    • @js8qp2pwisos
      @js8qp2pwisos Před 2 lety +33

      @@zacheray everyones different

    • @JohnDoe-hj9fh
      @JohnDoe-hj9fh Před 2 lety +53

      @@zacheray To a guy? Speak for yourself dude

    • @thepopculturedilettante1194
      @thepopculturedilettante1194 Před rokem +22

      I agree. It was cute for him to acknowledge he had to go for the cringe / bad / obvious joke. I can appreciate that. It’s the guys who just go for the obvious and don’t acknowledge how awful it is that are the actual cringe.

  • @kyozai112
    @kyozai112 Před 2 lety +724

    it’s the way i deleted that app as soon as someone liked me and they had a MINUTE LONG audio of them burping.

  • @prettysparklez1195
    @prettysparklez1195 Před rokem +23

    9:00 is it bad that this actually made me laugh lol like i actually think that ones kinda cute

    • @callmecharlie4250
      @callmecharlie4250 Před 7 dny +1

      nah it was kind of cute. I understand having to go for the obvious joke, appreciate the apology for said joke, and get a genuine vibe over all.

  • @Krillfromsky
    @Krillfromsky Před 9 měsíci +12

    3:55 oh my god that’s so akward

  • @itsmefm
    @itsmefm Před 2 lety +550

    I mean, in Hinge's defense, it was a good idea in theory
    In practice it's pure comedic gold lol

    • @AndromedaD
      @AndromedaD Před 2 lety +28

      I do kind of like hearing people's voices and laughter

    • @r4.v3n
      @r4.v3n Před 2 lety +4

      Gooooooold

    • @itsmefm
      @itsmefm Před 2 lety +8

      @@r4.v3n you might say... It's premium 😂

    • @itsmefm
      @itsmefm Před 2 lety +13

      @@AndromedaD yeah absolutely, it takes a bit of the nervousness out of meeting someone new if they've already heard what you sound like

    • @Thepriestessdeath
      @Thepriestessdeath Před 2 lety +1

      I love the idea!

  • @lauratroy13
    @lauratroy13 Před 2 lety +1263

    Okay but genuinely Jacob sounded sympathetic to me. The way he talked and backtracked the daddy thing was cute 'I'm sry i got excited' 😁

    • @honeybat8803
      @honeybat8803 Před 2 lety +83

      Reminded me of my (genuinely toxic & fucked up / shitty) ex a bit tbh… 😬. But anyways..
      imo, the way he said it made it sound like he was TRYING to make you think he’s cute & apologetic, etc.
      Like he definitely did/said that intentionally. (Also, he probably didn’t “think of” or consciously decide to do that, but I do think that - even subconsciously, or to some degree / on some kind of level - his intention WAS to make you feel some kind of way / see him a certain way). Which to me just seems kinda disingenuous, or even a little emotionally “manipulative” (for lack of a better term/word).
      But idk 🤷 maybe I’m wrong or just seeing him in a more negative light, due to him reminding me of my ex .? I don’t think that’s the case, but who knows.
      Irregardless, I just got major bad vibes from him & his “2nd half” of the clip. 🚩
      🌸
      But I can see how/why u found it cute. No hate to u. 💕

    • @lebeleb
      @lebeleb Před 2 lety +7

      nooooo

    • @azul9655
      @azul9655 Před 2 lety +23

      He was cringy in my opinion

    • @honeybat8803
      @honeybat8803 Před 2 lety

      @@azul9655 exactly

    • @MisterDoctorBaconman
      @MisterDoctorBaconman Před 2 lety +38

      A nuance I would add is that everyone is trying to project some positive qualities on a dating app, that's just how the "market" works there. What makes it feel like a red flag to me is the knowledge that you have multiple chances to record whatever you want, and that was the chosen take. That is what makes it clear that the intention was to project an approachable, awkward, and self aware persona, which to me is indeed a bad sign because if those are the best qualities you can think to put forward about yourself I have to wonder why. One could give the benefit of the doubt that it's just a random funny joke, but it feels more likely to be someone who has learned that "self awareness" makes a good mask for behaviors they know are unacceptable or negative.

  • @Joe-vy5qw
    @Joe-vy5qw Před 2 lety +42

    I found a lot of these to be really funny, and on an app where everyone wants a comedian for a partner its surprising how boring, too serious and unfunny some people can be.

    • @Whatizgold
      @Whatizgold Před 2 lety +10

      That’s why they want a comedian cuz lord knows they can’t make themselves laugh😂

  • @nabilamiah3814
    @nabilamiah3814 Před 2 lety +19

    Jarvis's face at 12:11 tore me up with laughter

  • @squame3272
    @squame3272 Před 2 lety +1408

    hopefully dating apps will add video messages so we can get even more unhinged content

  • @Jordynmco
    @Jordynmco Před 2 lety +387

    im sorry but a man with a proper british accent saying the phrase "blow your back out" is perhaps the fucking funniest and cringiest thing i have ever heard

    • @lissq2769
      @lissq2769 Před 2 lety +2

      🙄

    • @whatcanidooo
      @whatcanidooo Před 2 lety +43

      Dude my garbage brain legitimately found it endearing this is why I probably shouldn't use dating apps lmao

    • @dearoldmold
      @dearoldmold Před 2 lety +30

      @@lissq2769 Thanks, Liss Q. Very cool.

    • @Thepriestessdeath
      @Thepriestessdeath Před 2 lety +6

      It was just the accent…

    • @JohnDoe-hj9fh
      @JohnDoe-hj9fh Před 2 lety +12

      Did you not think British people use the same words as everyone else or?

  • @kizface3918
    @kizface3918 Před 2 lety +9

    As a dog owner I'd like to point out that we do understand some barks. The one that means 'somebody's at the door' sounds slightly different to 'I just saw a cat in the garden' or 'I'm excited about going walkies'

    • @xoliacosta3368
      @xoliacosta3368 Před 4 dny

      wait actually??? but like that would be dog-specific for sure right?

  • @themagicalfruit
    @themagicalfruit Před 2 lety +12

    5:31 my dog needed a trigger warning lmao

  • @fyrefrost1898
    @fyrefrost1898 Před 2 lety +495

    The "second mama" thing, I didn't even clock at first that it was talking about a side chick, the first thing my mind went to was like a single mother looking for someone willing to help raise her child and then the second thing was "I want you to act as a surrogate mother figure to me???" like some Christian Grey shit lmao

    • @katy366
      @katy366 Před 2 lety +9

      I did not twig this till I read your comment so like, same (I thought it was along the lines of your second thing)

    • @ollieno971
      @ollieno971 Před 2 lety +2

      RIGHT

    • @kendra4932
      @kendra4932 Před 2 lety +68

      I thought it was just him admitting that he needs to be taken care of like a child lol. Like he needs a gf who can act like a mom because he wont do chores or cook ☠️

    • @mmybickers
      @mmybickers Před 2 lety +14

      I, too, thought it was a single lesbian mother

    • @lexslater2747
      @lexslater2747 Před 2 lety +22

      honestly i really just assumed it was like a single parent in general. like a "hey, i have a child and my ex is still in the picture because we're raising this kid together"

  • @chuuyuz
    @chuuyuz Před rokem +6

    8:09 i didnt understand it at first and i was so confused on why he was lisiting countries then i understood when he said saudi arabia

  • @amelia3146
    @amelia3146 Před 2 lety +6

    I actually love the “daddy” one lol. I especially love the “sorry-I got excited-“
    lmfao

  • @OhimeSama2019
    @OhimeSama2019 Před 2 lety +435

    I'm so mad at myself for not thinking to screen record some of the ish I'd seen on Hinge because I've heard audio that's WAY more cringe than this stuff. One guy's audio was like... he was doing sort of a low, mumbling cartoony creep kind of voice and was saying something to the effect of "hey little kitty, come to daddy, I'm going to eat you up little girl~" and was cackling manically the whole time. I looked at the rest of his profile to see if it was a bad attempt at a joke (or maybe a very niche kink thing???) but I think he was just legitimately crazy.

    • @Purplesquigglystripe
      @Purplesquigglystripe Před 2 lety +75

      Now that’s unhinged

    • @orangestars701
      @orangestars701 Před 2 lety +32

      Ngl I’m a lil mad at you too for not sharing the cringe! 😂

    • @cherryvoid5238
      @cherryvoid5238 Před 2 lety +31

      and he thought that would appeal to women ? lol I wonder what he looked like whilst doing it

  • @guppy8073
    @guppy8073 Před 2 lety +685

    11:24 the amount of McElroy material that goes viral beyond their fanbase is astounding. sometimes it feels like they’re the hidden shadow masters of meme culture

    • @LemonArsonist
      @LemonArsonist Před 2 lety +85

      No idea what you mean. Unrelated but I'm gonna go eat some berries and cream

    • @guppy8073
      @guppy8073 Před 2 lety +44

      i still remember the feeling of listening to TAZ: balance, watching the entire mbmbam tv show, then stumbling upon a griffin vine comp and finally realizing he was the “i don’t understand this meme and at this point im too scared to ask” man this whole time

    • @Alyssa-sn9fp
      @Alyssa-sn9fp Před 2 lety +6

      They genuinely are

    • @sicko033
      @sicko033 Před 2 lety +10

      they’re my heroes. my sense of humor has been built up by them

    • @ollieno971
      @ollieno971 Před 2 lety +4

      RIGHT. They could have been fans too tho

  • @hannahmilby4870
    @hannahmilby4870 Před rokem +41

    This is the first time Jarvis saying “it’s free” didn’t sound like a scam. Very reassuring

  • @ursulagudz
    @ursulagudz Před 2 lety +10

    5:55 you could say.. your biggest risk was taking that video
    /j funniest video I've seen all day dude

  • @sawyerblossom7244
    @sawyerblossom7244 Před 2 lety +941

    My spoken prompt is about how I think we as a society should acknowledge that Dr. Seuss was probs a furry but no one wants to admit it, so I can see why this is a weird app design tbh

    • @mariaguglielmo1532
      @mariaguglielmo1532 Před 2 lety +60

      SPEAK THE TRUTH

    • @xandermin
      @xandermin Před 2 lety +28

      BUT YOU'RE SO RIGHT!!!

    • @headfangs
      @headfangs Před 2 lety +20

      Osamu Tezuka definitely was, as his daughter discovered after his death

    • @abbeycat2543
      @abbeycat2543 Před 2 lety +9

      I'm interested!! Why was he probably a furry? Maybe I'm just not cultured enough in Dr. Seuss lore :)))
      [no hate, nor judgement intended by this comment!]

    • @SM-yz4hi
      @SM-yz4hi Před 2 lety +25

      @Abbey Cat
      look at his book characters. He draws like… _exclusively_ anthropomorphic animals

  • @ltihaompson
    @ltihaompson Před 2 lety +363

    For the "second mama" one, I interpreted that as a mom looking for another woman that wanted to help raise her kid and being transparent about it

  • @damntae6540
    @damntae6540 Před 2 lety +6

    11:36 the one time I finally by goldfish to eat someone else is going exact same. Literally muchin as this happens

  • @freeky273
    @freeky273 Před 2 lety +13

    Jarvis, you sound just like Moss (Richard Ayoade) when you are doing your accent bit in appx. 4:00 :D

  • @prettygurls
    @prettygurls Před 2 lety +842

    Jarvis is trying his best.

  • @eq4742
    @eq4742 Před 2 lety +849

    Sorry Jarvis, but I think this video is a bit too gold for me. I've been blinded by the light shining off of your great content. I need you to stop.

    • @eq4742
      @eq4742 Před 2 lety +30

      In all honesty, please don't stop. Your videos are great and you are great. Keep being great!

    • @1_FLASKFAN
      @1_FLASKFAN Před 2 lety +12

      @@eq4742 keep be gold

    • @eq4742
      @eq4742 Před 2 lety +7

      @@1_FLASKFAN I couldn't have said it better myself

    • @phosphenevision
      @phosphenevision Před 2 lety +12

      Time to upgrade your glasses, you need a premium prescription

  • @purplespades9632
    @purplespades9632 Před 2 lety +10

    4:58 It could've been funny if he did an impression of Detective Pikachu.

  • @cassidyconroy4101
    @cassidyconroy4101 Před rokem +3

    5:27 holy shit I haven't cried laughing so hard in a long time. Unbridled chaos

  • @MissMadeleineSwann
    @MissMadeleineSwann Před 2 lety +210

    I can really see the facial expression of the "gonna have to figure that out" guy

  • @Gaaraloverr1
    @Gaaraloverr1 Před 2 lety +569

    In this house, we respect Jacob and his attempt at making a “daddy” joke 🙌🏼

  • @kennedyb.gayming9954
    @kennedyb.gayming9954 Před 2 lety +7

    The most unhinged audio Ive encountered on Hinge was a girl just really into SNL she was defending SNL for her life for 30 seconds

  • @danhatter6823
    @danhatter6823 Před rokem +8

    This is what my father would call “one of those ‘good on paper’ ideas.”

  • @gretagoogames
    @gretagoogames Před 2 lety +372

    POV: you’re a golden guest and Jarvis laid out the golden carpet for you

  • @Leftoverrrpizzza
    @Leftoverrrpizzza Před 2 lety +187

    Bold of Jarvis to wear a shirt that says “milk”

  • @saullandiof5768
    @saullandiof5768 Před 6 měsíci +2

    They’re all funnier than you with your air of superiority

  • @toastandbutter7367
    @toastandbutter7367 Před 2 lety +7

    9:55 how dors he know what the word is....? Jarvis, do you know the rap??

  • @baileybrian9560
    @baileybrian9560 Před 2 lety +325

    Perfect excuse for using hinge: my cat walked on my keyboard and accidently signed me up for hinge, but i decided to keep it as a joke 🤷

  • @guinevere1165
    @guinevere1165 Před 2 lety +148

    My voice message was just me asking someone to take me on a date in the forest to look at cool bugs and I met my boyfriend through it. Surprised I wasn't murdered tbh

    • @cgohoh
      @cgohoh Před rokem +12

      Exception not the rule. Ladies do not try this.

  • @inezketchup
    @inezketchup Před 2 lety +5

    The daddy one was the same kind of humour as jarviss Australian bit

  • @surphmespicy1598
    @surphmespicy1598 Před 2 lety +9

    good thing about this voice feature is that you can get a decent idea of someone's personality. it's more obvious who to avoid

  • @lsbigshot
    @lsbigshot Před 2 lety +440

    Those audio messages sure are unhinged, aren't they?

  • @MaddyBlu9724
    @MaddyBlu9724 Před 2 lety +164

    I like the idea of audio messages, it lets personality show in a way you couldn't over text, but I think most people would struggle to not sound stilted delivering them.

  • @kerrytking
    @kerrytking Před 2 lety +4

    6:15 “He jusssst ssssoundssss sssso exsssited about ssssloth factssss.” Haha

  • @mcarlisle3559
    @mcarlisle3559 Před 2 lety +4

    this is making me rethink my own hinge audio message, like maybe instead of using it as an opportunity to say more stuff about me i can try out my middling The Room impression

  • @jakegggggggggggg
    @jakegggggggggggg Před 2 lety +259

    I feel like your audio clip says "ha ha, yes I'm showing that I'm funny, but also that I'm self-aware enough to not fully commit and make a fool of myself" Something I would do. Just like all the other clips, I don't think there's one best way to handle it.

    • @saullandiof5768
      @saullandiof5768 Před 6 měsíci +1

      His audio clip is more cringe any of the others he was critiquing

  • @identitycrisis7886
    @identitycrisis7886 Před 2 lety +220

    jarvis, you’re gold too.

  • @alesdi1732
    @alesdi1732 Před rokem +3

    Not me laughing at way too many of these as Jarvis sits there straight faced

  • @dcornect53
    @dcornect53 Před rokem +5

    If I had this dating app, my audio responses would be ethereal muttering, demonic screeching, and growling from the abyss. After all, if you don't love me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best.

  • @Steffheff317
    @Steffheff317 Před 2 lety +69

    My friend showed me one where the prompt was “what is your love language..?” And he responded with “my love language is English” 🤦🏻‍♀️

  • @TheNinjapancake14
    @TheNinjapancake14 Před 2 lety +122

    I'm never adding an audio message. Once this update came in I started passing on matches more, because the things people feel emboldened to say...

    • @mjjjermaine
      @mjjjermaine Před 2 lety +84

      I kinda love it cause it lets me know exactly who to avoid based on the message

    • @TheNinjapancake14
      @TheNinjapancake14 Před 2 lety +17

      @@mjjjermaine This is true, and I'm glad for it. The one Jarvis has isn't that bad either, so I guess there's the pros and cons

    • @mjjjermaine
      @mjjjermaine Před 2 lety +9

      @@TheNinjapancake14 yeah definitely pros and cons, I completely understand wanting to avoid them completely

  • @tylerdoesstuff6834
    @tylerdoesstuff6834 Před 2 lety +3

    Honestly, Jarvis' message was so Jarvis. Like that really does show what he's like, I love it.

  • @tamireznatividade5904
    @tamireznatividade5904 Před rokem +5

    8:14 hey thats where im from...nice...mozambique... :)

  • @avicdear6529
    @avicdear6529 Před 2 lety +15

    6:20
    This one hits very different when your name is Georgia

  • @starryeyedtarot8876
    @starryeyedtarot8876 Před 2 lety +371

    I would 100% swipe right on you, my good man. You're doin' just GOLDEN.

    • @starryeyedtarot8876
      @starryeyedtarot8876 Před rokem

      @@sarahbarges oh DAMN?! Word. That’s not awesome! You stay golden, girl

  • @abistoxks
    @abistoxks Před rokem +5

    The one with the girl and the fire alarm made me laugh so hard

  • @Treebeard1992
    @Treebeard1992 Před 7 dny

    The chick with the smoke alarm and the dude saying "fried chicken" are the winners and we have to set them up.

  • @baileynicole1824
    @baileynicole1824 Před 2 lety +65

    My entire experience with dating apps can be summed up to: Well I like my profile at least.

    • @cherryvoid5238
      @cherryvoid5238 Před 2 lety +3

      yep me too 😂😭

    • @valaya.3
      @valaya.3 Před 2 lety +1

      Love that for you haha

    • @ange_109
      @ange_109 Před 2 lety +4

      It's a personal project that I'm proud of 😊

  • @magstpwk
    @magstpwk Před 2 lety +163

    7:26 happened to me and they didn't tell me until we had been seeing each other for four months and I had stated I was only interested in a monogamous relationship so best of luck to their other partners & I hope they've worked on communication

    • @joelle4226
      @joelle4226 Před 2 lety +8

      That sucks!

    • @keyofallworlds7549
      @keyofallworlds7549 Před 2 lety +7

      Omg I’m so sorry :( That’s totally not cool

    • @Punkini
      @Punkini Před 2 lety +6

      So they just like cheating? Lol

    • @magstpwk
      @magstpwk Před 2 lety +3

      @@Punkini It depends, we hadn’t defined the relationship. But yes if we were and he didn’t tell all of his partners it was. I have a friend who is poly and talks about how open their communication is so I don’t think he fully understood what that kind of relationship entailed.

    • @mollyallen2400
      @mollyallen2400 Před 2 lety +4

      @@magstpwk Sounds like even if he had told his partners, he hadn't been honest with or respected you because you'd already made your intentions/needs clear. Not cool. Things like that bum me out! Sorry for you.

  • @nehaahmed4422
    @nehaahmed4422 Před 11 dny

    9:02 the way he went like it’s just Jacob 🥺 made my heart hoooooo crap so cute

  • @candicecrawford2996
    @candicecrawford2996 Před 2 lety +8

    I love when guys demand we do our nails. They don’t realize that’s hundreds of dollars a month. Hopefully, they are paying for it, too.

    • @mollyallen2400
      @mollyallen2400 Před 2 lety +3

      Also, once I learned the UV drying lamps for gel nails have the same effect as tanning beds, I basically told my bf (this was over a decade ago) that I wouldn't be keeping up with manicures anymore. Not sure why it hadn't occurred to me (science teacher), but yeah... regular exposure to those increases risk of skin cancer on hands later in life. Ugh! :/

  • @safabekr
    @safabekr Před 2 lety +38

    Of course I understand some dog barks, my dog had the “throw the toy” bark and the “let me outside” bark and the “OH MY GOD THERES A DOG WALKING BY CODE RED” bark

    • @triantafelidesfox8344
      @triantafelidesfox8344 Před 2 lety +7

      Yeah pet owners usually recognize the distinct noises their pets make as general meanings! Like how my dog SNEEZES at me to tell me to take him on a walk. It’s not a bark but it’s a VERY loud sneeze.

    • @safabekr
      @safabekr Před 2 lety +1

      @@triantafelidesfox8344 That’s adorable 😭 Mine would start sneezing when he was really excited

  • @jamiepollard7857
    @jamiepollard7857 Před 2 lety +124

    Oooh I thought the "second mama" thing meant they already have a child, and is actively searching for a partner that'll help them raise their child

    • @Avistew
      @Avistew Před 2 lety +26

      I thought that too! I find the idea of calling your partner "mama" or "daddy" or "my girl" so creepy I think my brain refused to acknowledge the possibility it was meant in a sexual way

    • @Weeniehutnurse
      @Weeniehutnurse Před 2 lety

      I thought that they were in love with their mom

  • @allyoopintheair972
    @allyoopintheair972 Před rokem +5

    Coming from someone whos on these apps...the audio messages are extremely entertaining and you always get a good laugh .....

  • @komos3719
    @komos3719 Před 2 lety +1

    It does actually help you discern the type of person you're up against (idk how to phrase that less like you're going into battle)

  • @sullensleaze
    @sullensleaze Před 2 lety +97

    i think the voice feature is an easy way to tell what type of person they are before messaging. so pro.