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  • @richardplotz4067
    @richardplotz4067 Před rokem +7489

    I really thought that the "Signs you won't be single for long" - "Cancer" was a brilliant piece of dark humor, but that was overestimating the guy quite a bit.

    • @TamWam_
      @TamWam_ Před rokem +176

      BAHAH I JUST GOT IT

    • @NorthernGreenEyes
      @NorthernGreenEyes Před rokem +77

      Same xD I'm dying 😂😂

    • @maddydonuts_
      @maddydonuts_ Před rokem +331

      It's not true romance unless one of the two is terminally ill, after all

    • @gonk9204
      @gonk9204 Před rokem +335

      unironically a perfect shitpost and im so dissapointed it wasnt intended to be taken that way.
      I actually snorted cause it got me so off guard

    • @astralanarchist
      @astralanarchist Před rokem +14

      SAMEE

  • @shadophaxx2401
    @shadophaxx2401 Před rokem +3816

    Dude really be like:
    "Every sixty seconds in Africa, a minute passes"
    👆👁👄👁👆

  • @davidpainter7696
    @davidpainter7696 Před rokem +5487

    Cancer was the wrong sign to start with, OMG. I read "signs you're not gonna be single for long" then saw "cancer" and thought "that's dark"

    • @Treeeboy
      @Treeeboy Před rokem +348

      Same! I was just thinking "Well damn dude"

    • @charliem.1368
      @charliem.1368 Před rokem +262

      i mean…… can’t be single if you’re dead ig 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @ahobbit1273
      @ahobbit1273 Před rokem +151

      @@charliem.1368 gives new meaning to “forever alone”

    • @calowenby1654
      @calowenby1654 Před rokem +20

      @A Hobbit Haha nice.

    • @myprofilepictureisafish
      @myprofilepictureisafish Před rokem +66

      I havent been able to stop laughing at this exact thing for the last minute everything hurts

  • @areldyperez8446
    @areldyperez8446 Před rokem +3402

    Please, I could easily read "ilysmbidkhttybikylse"
    Inadvertently, Louis yelled, scaring many birds in Denmark. Kate hurried to the yelling boy, instantly knowing your location, seeing Elena.

    • @pteryxs
      @pteryxs Před rokem +299

      this is so inspirational i shed a tear

    • @code__mochi
      @code__mochi Před rokem +120

      poetic af

    • @weirdcat_666
      @weirdcat_666 Před rokem +308

      Still haven't watched the video, I read "i love you so much but I don't know how to tell you because I know you love someone else" and I'm honestly scared at how easily I read that and how possible is that I got it right

    • @weirdcat_666
      @weirdcat_666 Před rokem +43

      I continued reading comments, I got it right💀

    • @Voidermort
      @Voidermort Před 11 měsíci +16

      As a dane i Can confirm

  • @jaebird3077
    @jaebird3077 Před rokem +5223

    Everyone knows how to get women.
    Step 1. Collect a bunch of blue and shiny things
    Step II. Build a nest
    Step III. Lure her near with a lovely song
    Step IV. Preform a rigorous dance while continuing your song.

    • @megdragon5191
      @megdragon5191 Před rokem +174

      This made me laugh really hard with pizza in my mouth alone in my house

    • @vesperfromtheinternet5588
      @vesperfromtheinternet5588 Před rokem +114

      1 thru IV huh

    • @olisa_hehe
      @olisa_hehe Před rokem +34

      Lmaooo, is this from some book or film or did you just make this up? Because this sounds hilarious, I love the vibe. Gobna save this as a guide anyway

    • @prettyrat.
      @prettyrat. Před rokem

      bitches love nests

    • @starsparks3150
      @starsparks3150 Před rokem +145

      Oh don't forget to clear a seat on the ground if you want to be a real gentleman.
      (please look up birds of paradise cleaning it's gorgeous)

  • @lival2381
    @lival2381 Před rokem +9640

    This guy is the personification of loading screen advice

    • @MJ_Llama
      @MJ_Llama Před rokem +169

      This is such a good comment lol

    • @SaintShion
      @SaintShion Před rokem +242

      Best example srsly. Just add skyrim music and he'll reach his true NPC level.

    • @alicine-sims8988
      @alicine-sims8988 Před rokem +234

      Don't share your password with other people if you don't want them in your account!
      Did you know you can press 'SPACE' to jump?

    • @Roserae16
      @Roserae16 Před rokem +106

      Get your sim out into the world by clicking on the phone to travel!

    • @gaybriel9585
      @gaybriel9585 Před rokem +53

      r/rareinsults

  • @kwiatkowykwiatek9614
    @kwiatkowykwiatek9614 Před rokem +995

    Honestly, "you might be friends with your friends" just sounds like anxiety

    • @3p952
      @3p952 Před 8 měsíci +11

      Literally ToT

    • @acekabogen
      @acekabogen Před 7 měsíci +51

      Talking with a couple long-time friends rn and was wondering if they'd really be considered "friends" or it just, like *people I know and like*

    • @foxbuns
      @foxbuns Před 3 měsíci +12

      ​@@acekabogenfriends are quite literally people you know and like

    • @carlyshea
      @carlyshea Před 3 měsíci +14

      @@foxbunsnot kidding this is kind of revolutionary thought to me…

    • @gianna526
      @gianna526 Před měsícem +5

      @@carlyshea No but same, like I know that's true but I refuse to believe it because how can I be a well-liked person?? Impossible!

  • @whoopsheybailey
    @whoopsheybailey Před rokem +660

    "If I show no expression you can project any emotion onto my face" can't believe jarvis just described the kuleshov effect better than my russian film professors

    • @ruthie8785
      @ruthie8785 Před měsícem +4

      Inadvertently, are you hungry for this food I just cut to?

  • @NerdSyncProductions
    @NerdSyncProductions Před rokem +19680

    The Chad Chad era is here and we’re all loving it!

  • @bsings7928
    @bsings7928 Před rokem +6583

    I’m so disappointed that no one made a joke about super glue when talking about “toxic ways to get someone attached to you”

    • @Mariamox
      @Mariamox Před rokem +51

      Omg

    • @dr.steampunk1834
      @dr.steampunk1834 Před rokem +198

      This is a top tier joke, how is this not top comment

    • @Relevart9169
      @Relevart9169 Před rokem +41

      Well thats because thats not toxic, thats the only logical way to get someone attached to u

    • @viridixx
      @viridixx Před rokem +125

      @@Relevart9169 the other half of the joke is that superglue is toxic

    • @magi__akakihyossideboo7231
      @magi__akakihyossideboo7231 Před rokem +5

      Oop

  • @Whol3NothaL3v3l
    @Whol3NothaL3v3l Před rokem +1063

    I love Chad Chad's sarcasm. It's funny for people who like sarcasm but it's also like a non toxic version of sarcasm because it's not hurtful. If you don't know any better you'd think she was being encouraging lol

  • @fae3561
    @fae3561 Před 10 měsíci +135

    "Youre not like other girls" "Youre different than other people" is right on par with "youre so mature for your age" and can definitely be used for higher levels of manipulation if theyre trying to make it seem like theyre the only one who can see how special you are. The not texting immediately one is also trying to create insecurity and dependence

    • @Cowboy_Frog
      @Cowboy_Frog Před měsícem +1

      Legit. “You’re it like other girls.” What’s wrong with other girls?

  • @tom.447
    @tom.447 Před rokem +6814

    truly the definition of a man who has nothing going on behind his eyes

  • @Arya-we7vf
    @Arya-we7vf Před rokem +33641

    I love how whenever Chad Chad is on someone else's channel she just immediately tries to overthrow them and take over as the new channel owner. Soon, she will own CZcams itself.

    • @no-xi4gx
      @no-xi4gx Před rokem +1711

      I for one welcome our Chad chad overlords

    • @deereye87
      @deereye87 Před rokem +1506

      She’d be a good dictator, I’d support her.

    • @maddiepatterson8668
      @maddiepatterson8668 Před rokem +1669

      soon she’ll have to fight the inventor of youtube himself, drew gooden

    • @goofball02847
      @goofball02847 Před rokem +624

      What do you mean? She owned everyone's channel first she just wanted to share

    • @thesk8rwhosaidseeyal8r27
      @thesk8rwhosaidseeyal8r27 Před rokem +327

      she has to collab with drew next...

  • @mastermarkus5307
    @mastermarkus5307 Před rokem +376

    21:15 - No matter how many times I watch this video, Chad Chad's insistence on equating "home" and "dust" ending with "home is where the dust is" always gets me.

  • @P4rz1va1
    @P4rz1va1 Před rokem +155

    "Signs you won't be single for much longer ->Cancer" immediately made me think he meant we were going to die from cancer, and therefore no longer be single.

  • @Loudfire18
    @Loudfire18 Před rokem +3343

    I was about to tell my girlfriend that I like that you and Chad Chad are collabing, but my brain momentarily glitched out and I temporarily thought your name was Jarjar. I'm so sorry.

  • @hanhantheman5457
    @hanhantheman5457 Před rokem +4569

    He’s not lip biting, he’s literally trying to eat his beard 😂😂

    • @jazwhoaskedforthis
      @jazwhoaskedforthis Před rokem

      "Oh lip biting is sexy? It'll be even Sexier if I can bite my CHIN"

    • @tomfoolery2856
      @tomfoolery2856 Před rokem +88

      the pov guy has a greater beard though clearly

    • @NoYeahNah
      @NoYeahNah Před rokem

      Yeah, that's not a lip bite, that's trying to suck you own chin down your throat.

    • @superfan364
      @superfan364 Před rokem +27

      It's made of chocolate

    • @cleo.xvs_
      @cleo.xvs_ Před rokem +7

      @@superfan364 this is so funny omg

  • @bear2325
    @bear2325 Před rokem +635

    “Only broken people can read this:
    I love you so much but I don’t know how to tell you because I know you love someone else.”
    That’s not being broken that’s just using context clues. It was quite easy actually 😭

    • @solangelo707
      @solangelo707 Před rokem +48

      So close! I put but instead of because. Who even comes up with these acronyms💀

    • @bear2325
      @bear2325 Před rokem +6

      @@solangelo707 no clue 😑

    • @JadedeaJade
      @JadedeaJade Před rokem +6

      But she doesn't know how-tooooo......................................

    • @kaywee4200
      @kaywee4200 Před rokem +14

      Me and my boyfriend got it so quickly and both of us were like wait are we all broken except Chad Chad

    • @konradcrisler7437
      @konradcrisler7437 Před rokem +4

      lol same I got that in like a second. I'm not broken I just have context.

  • @c4shguy224
    @c4shguy224 Před 3 měsíci +20

    the reveal at the end that he was actually british was like a disney villain twist

  • @damienmaymdien8087
    @damienmaymdien8087 Před rokem +4280

    That guys face combined with the eye contact is genuinely terrifying

    • @mori6434
      @mori6434 Před rokem +219

      I'm not a violent person, but he's way too close to the camera and it triggers something primal in me that wants to see him get absolutely decked in the face

    • @michaelio6548
      @michaelio6548 Před rokem +133

      There's something so funny about his face and demeanor but if you look at it too long it becomes creepy then you look at it for even longer and it becomes funny again

    • @EatinPaste
      @EatinPaste Před rokem +99

      Aw, come one man. It's just Jarvis.

    • @ninalove3044
      @ninalove3044 Před rokem +11

      I literally had to look away cuz it was creeping me out lol

    • @dankygongalis9386
      @dankygongalis9386 Před rokem +13

      @@EatinPaste LMAO

  • @Murasadramon
    @Murasadramon Před rokem +13086

    I'm willing to be this guy just filmed all his videos in one single day, then edits them as needed. He's a one man content farm.

    • @s.tar.lin.g
      @s.tar.lin.g Před rokem +550

      yeah 100%, when they showed the side-by-side videos at the beginning he was wearing the exact same hoodie with the hoodie strings in the exact same position in every single one

    • @Insert.Oregano
      @Insert.Oregano Před rokem +352

      Thought this comment was about Jarvis himself and I was going to say with his output it's not very efficient for a farm lmao

    • @OGimouse1
      @OGimouse1 Před rokem +152

      What I hate about it is it isn't even faked eye contact. He watched himself on the mobile the whole time; said, "No notes!"; and just posted a bunch of them while ignoring autocowreck. He couldn't even be bothered to fake eye contact or set a timer for what he was trying to do. It's even more low effort than what people are giving him credit for.

    • @moosedraw3731
      @moosedraw3731 Před rokem +83

      I mean, if you think about it, he doesn’t talk or do anything, so he can just record a Huge amount of clips.
      You’re most likely correct.
      There’s a couple strings of videos where he’s just wearing the same clothes for a few videos then it changes when he recorded on a different day

    • @johku7638
      @johku7638 Před rokem +26

      I kinda want to compare if he reuses old videos, just switches the text.

  • @gatorboycolt
    @gatorboycolt Před rokem +108

    "If you text someone every day, you have a relationship with them"
    Every 60 seconds, a minute passes in Africa

  • @itszoffee7233
    @itszoffee7233 Před rokem +99

    The gut feeling 18:53 is the stomach pains. good girls have those, and if a girl gets a gut feeling, they're a match. code cracked

    • @revilno
      @revilno Před rokem +12

      If they’re in the mood for basic, food with little fiber, easy to eat food, they’re the one.

  • @reigndoesthings8582
    @reigndoesthings8582 Před rokem +17176

    I was unreasonably startled by the British accent. British people should disclose that they're British immediately after I become aware of their existence

    • @Musicanimedork01
      @Musicanimedork01 Před rokem +2898

      Cw: British

    • @leeisoffline
      @leeisoffline Před rokem +554

      @@jacobgasson8016 THIS MADE ME ABSOLUTELY CACKLE

    • @thugpug4392
      @thugpug4392 Před rokem +1307

      Thanks for the warning. I was able to properly prepare by turning off the audio and getting off the video. Its scary how close I was to hearing a Brit.

    • @paulapiwowarczyk4877
      @paulapiwowarczyk4877 Před rokem +745

      Trigger warning: British person

    • @Tummybunny
      @Tummybunny Před rokem +705

      I love British people I wish they were real!! :3

  • @lolrenzo7625
    @lolrenzo7625 Před rokem +27180

    Chad Chad is really on her way to conquer the multiverse of commentary channels and I can't help but stan

  • @sjeffy5137
    @sjeffy5137 Před rokem +69

    16:50 “signs you wont be single for much longer”
    “Cancer”

  • @MarriedMule
    @MarriedMule Před rokem +41

    Really love that Jarvis said "twinge" really over the top like the "twinge of cringe", shows he at least does watch the content of the people he brings on.

  • @-topic9506
    @-topic9506 Před rokem +5205

    Chad Chad getting every single one of these right and also dying her hair 5 times a week confirms to me that she spent the entirety of her teenage years on tumblr

    • @charlx8979
      @charlx8979 Před rokem +213

      The real best generation, the tumblr one
      Rip the tumblr golden age

    • @kaskaskas
      @kaskaskas Před rokem +62

      Doesn’t she mostly use wigs? And she didn’t get the long ass acronym one lmao

    • @maryamiqb
      @maryamiqb Před rokem +112

      @@charlx8979 tumblr is making its comeback, its now one of the apps im most active on. we say the most UNHINGED stuff there its great

    • @Camsvfx_
      @Camsvfx_ Před rokem +85

      @@kaskaskas she sometimes uses wigs but in this vid it’s her real hair

    • @MrPsyren99
      @MrPsyren99 Před 11 měsíci

      ​@@maryamiqb so it's as cringe as always, you know it's bad when Reddit is better. I hope you day you can grow up

  • @hagelslag9312
    @hagelslag9312 Před rokem +13593

    ChadChad is doing so well, I’m proud of her. Well deserved to grow this fast and this large. She certainly worked hard for it.

    • @_poqu
      @_poqu Před rokem +8

      Hagulslaggggggg
      Welk merk is de beste en welke smaak 🤨

    • @aisliin
      @aisliin Před rokem +3

      wa

    • @Meateater.7
      @Meateater.7 Před rokem +40

      fr as a chad, chadchads gains have been v respectable💪😺🙀💦🥶😋

    • @Lullla
      @Lullla Před rokem +47

      @@Meateater.7 chadlings*

    • @inspiredbyslimshadyinspire673
      @inspiredbyslimshadyinspire673 Před rokem +6

      @Kichi you said it before me but good job.

  • @spellmanshadows5567
    @spellmanshadows5567 Před rokem +65

    “Disappear” is so funny it reminded me of my sorority sister who told us to keep an eye out for her bf because he was missing for a couple days and she was worried, turns out he just ghosted her

  • @kaipawlak1014
    @kaipawlak1014 Před rokem +193

    I'm not like other girls, I'm mentally ill✨

    • @charlx8979
      @charlx8979 Před rokem +16

      Thats like… a third of the girls tho (and people in general)

    • @Roserae16
      @Roserae16 Před rokem +5

      Haha me too bestie 🫶🏻🙃

    • @drygonfyre
      @drygonfyre Před rokem +25

      I'm not like other girls, I'm not a girl ✨

    • @toastarkat
      @toastarkat Před rokem +18

      I'm not like other girls... I'm a boy

    • @ashikjaman1940
      @ashikjaman1940 Před rokem +27

      I'm not like other girls, I stare at a camera with no expression for 4 straight hours to make Tiktoks

  • @minna2911
    @minna2911 Před rokem +3436

    every internet joke just starts with a tumblr girly going 'all the hot girls have stomach pain' and then it gets passed thru the social media platforms like a game of telephone til its some absurd awkward statement on tiktok

    • @kombuchas4684
      @kombuchas4684 Před rokem +160

      you're so right tbh

    • @pellaw8011
      @pellaw8011 Před rokem +113

      this but half the shit on tumblr is screenshotted from reddit and twitter

    • @ashikjaman1940
      @ashikjaman1940 Před rokem +312

      @@pellaw8011 which is in turn screenshotted from another social media, thus the content Ouroboros continues

    • @pellaw8011
      @pellaw8011 Před rokem +154

      @@ashikjaman1940 "the content ouroboros" is an EXCELLENT name for it

    • @josie3221
      @josie3221 Před rokem +4

      sooo trueeee!

  • @mallorybrown2158
    @mallorybrown2158 Před rokem +4098

    damn, it’s good to see Travis and Jarvis collabing again

    • @kr_sh_
      @kr_sh_ Před rokem +12

      AgaIN??

    • @sj-nf9qf
      @sj-nf9qf Před rokem +1

      Jarvis channel banned

    • @deereye87
      @deereye87 Před rokem +86

      Tarvis and Jravis

    • @jaymevosburgh3660
      @jaymevosburgh3660 Před rokem +3

      @@sj-nf9qf What?

    • @klee9062
      @klee9062 Před rokem +22

      @@deereye87 i had a hard time reading both your username and the 3 words in your comment

  • @petec123456
    @petec123456 Před rokem +83

    Chad Chad: “Home is where the dust is.”
    Me: Sounds like the 1930’s…

    • @SaraRankins.
      @SaraRankins. Před 7 měsíci +1

      The worst book I've ever read was the dust bowl of the 1930s

  • @LunaC...
    @LunaC... Před rokem +182

    Having a stomach problem for ages and not being able to get a diagnosis has been really depressing until I watched this clip.... Thanks guys 💕

  • @miritskeen
    @miritskeen Před rokem +8981

    this chad chad era is EVERYTHING to me. also her taking over everyone else's youtube is Stellar

    • @sfooshy4517
      @sfooshy4517 Před rokem +152

      Next she needs to collab with Drew Gooden and Charlie White

    • @cosmicaii
      @cosmicaii Před rokem +320

      I hope she takes over every single channel. Not even commentary. Every single channel, completely unrelated but she still shows up.

    • @justagiraffe2868
      @justagiraffe2868 Před rokem +80

      @@sfooshy4517 she already did, she still needs to collab with Danny Gonzalez though

    • @golden5766
      @golden5766 Před rokem +53

      @@justagiraffe2868 she already did a video with Danny, not drew

    • @stevendemayo3631
      @stevendemayo3631 Před rokem +74

      @@golden5766 Nah, that was definitely Drew

  • @onlookerofthings6029
    @onlookerofthings6029 Před rokem +650

    "Girls who have stomach problems"
    IBS means I'll Be your Soulmate 😍

  • @chikn5037
    @chikn5037 Před rokem +46

    For me, a relationship ends when she stops having stomach issues

  • @Jakorubi
    @Jakorubi Před rokem +31

    "Home is where the dust is" gets me every time. Can't believe this was the first time I had ever heard of Chad Chad. Been addicted ever since

  • @rorysteil7523
    @rorysteil7523 Před rokem +1535

    Bro the ‘signs you won’t be single for much longer’ got me, cus it immediately went to cancer and I was like ‘yeah no shit, if I had cancer I wouldn’t be alive much longer’ 💀

    • @jdbonzo1
      @jdbonzo1 Před rokem +198

      Thank you! That got me laughing for a good 5 minutes because I thought that was the punch line. I frankly put too much faith in that man to be intentionally funny.

    • @Ray_Vun
      @Ray_Vun Před rokem +112

      i thought the exact same thing and i think that's why chad chad fucking lost it when she read "cancer(september)"

    • @thesleepydot
      @thesleepydot Před rokem +80

      same! I also thought “it even specified the month in which it will happen!”

    • @katkatattack
      @katkatattack Před rokem +27

      @@Ray_Vun I was worried for a sec that she was reacting badly to seeing it (her dad died of cancer last year), but am glad she rolled past it to "soon!"

    • @sweetcreature2475
      @sweetcreature2475 Před rokem +9

      I was literally so confused at first, cause I didn't make the connection with astrology until after. That was hilarious

  • @foxtrotx
    @foxtrotx Před rokem +6079

    I've been seeing Chad Chad all over youtube now and honestly she's really funny.

    • @ellietheunicorn7706
      @ellietheunicorn7706 Před rokem +359

      Fr! We need more female commentators to take off. Most of them aren't nearly as famous as their male colleagues

    • @dreddf4235
      @dreddf4235 Před rokem +97

      @@ellietheunicorn7706 only one I can think of is sniperwolf, I wish I couldn’t think of that thing rn

    • @madelynncarpenter651
      @madelynncarpenter651 Před rokem +135

      I've watched her for a while and I'm glad she finally is getting more recognition

    • @ellietheunicorn7706
      @ellietheunicorn7706 Před rokem +225

      @@dreddf4235 courtreezy, not even Emily and Annamarie Forcino are all good ones

    • @CRIMEBONKS
      @CRIMEBONKS Před rokem +32

      yeah chad chad has been here for a while ! it’s nice seeing her get recognition

  • @froggy_simp
    @froggy_simp Před rokem +23

    The fact that cancer isn't even just September is the part that gets me

  • @Epinardscaramel
    @Epinardscaramel Před rokem +34

    25:53 Oh I love podcasts where one hosts speaks and the other says “yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah for sure”

  • @adriennebosch
    @adriennebosch Před rokem +12263

    Hey Jarvis, I just wanted to say thank you for reading the text on screen out loud. I know it's a small thing, but I'm blind, and it makes it so much easier for me to watch your videos (otherwise, I pretty much miss all the context, and it's difficult to understand what's going on).

    • @gumied
      @gumied Před rokem +1087

      wow thats impressive! youre blind and youre still able to enjoy videos and i love that. i wish you the best :)

    • @dumbunny8828
      @dumbunny8828 Před rokem +863

      I second this! I low vision and fatigue that makes it hard to read :))

    • @YouTubeSupportSucks
      @YouTubeSupportSucks Před rokem +1789

      Before anyone silly bothers her about it: screen readers and other blind tech ability exists, so yes blind people can use the internet

    • @gumied
      @gumied Před rokem +85

      @@CZcamsSupportSucks yup

    • @cheeseypikle4918
      @cheeseypikle4918 Před rokem +1

      👈☝👊✊👋🤚✌👇👆👉🤘🤙🤟🙌🤲👉🤘✊🤙

  • @oliveriscoolerthanu7834
    @oliveriscoolerthanu7834 Před rokem +1468

    if this man was a satire account it would honestly be genius

    • @cellamarino
      @cellamarino Před rokem

      i mean it could because cancer season is literally not september, scorpio season is not that soon?? maybe this is just an idiot though

    • @kaskaskas
      @kaskaskas Před rokem +12

      I wish but I doubt he’s that smart

    • @levar6618
      @levar6618 Před 10 měsíci +1

      its not satire when its not clear if thats satire

  • @Eldritch_Esther
    @Eldritch_Esther Před rokem +22

    12:53:
    I believe it says "I love you so much but I don't know how to tell you because I know you love someone else."

  • @hatmanmanofhats8167
    @hatmanmanofhats8167 Před rokem +16

    16:25 that could be interpreted both ways if both the star sighn and you caint be single if your dead

  • @cloudyvulpine
    @cloudyvulpine Před rokem +1210

    I mean she has said that Chad Chad isn't her name, she could be 3 commentary youtubers in a metaphorical trenchcoat
    "I love you so much but I don't know how to fuck" needs to be on a shirt

  • @ZedNull.
    @ZedNull. Před rokem +1105

    you can just tell this guy has probably been relying on "blue eyes bites lip" since he was like 16 because thats about the age when people usually realize its not "cute", and start cringing to death when it happens.

    • @SaintShion
      @SaintShion Před rokem +106

      He seems like that guy who's always on his phone and says 2 words when you try to talk to them because head empty.

    • @dollsandall9926
      @dollsandall9926 Před rokem +30

      I'm only 13 and cringe when it happens 😭

  • @DaleStrickland
    @DaleStrickland Před rokem +39

    09:40 this part of the discussion made me realize he could totally farm out his content if he wanted to.
    Keep reusing the same footage and hire writers and editors to come up with the copy.
    If TikTok was more monetizable this could totally be a thing. Like those bots that automate putting Reddit content on top of video game footage.

  • @aultic
    @aultic Před rokem +16

    19:13 they stomach got better 😞

  • @eduardsolomon885
    @eduardsolomon885 Před rokem +2529

    The crossover no one expected yet everyone needed

    • @pearlescentea
      @pearlescentea Před rokem +56

      I think we all expected it when Jarvis mentioned her in one of his videos, then again when she did a video with Danny.

    • @alteregobruh
      @alteregobruh Před rokem +26

      @@pearlescentea Not to mention the Jarvis and Chad Chad collab on Chad Chad’s channel, collabs a lot of times go both ways, a vid for each channel

    • @aeonjoey
      @aeonjoey Před rokem +2

      Not everyone

    • @sigh17849
      @sigh17849 Před rokem +32

      @@aeonjoey you've left like 100 hate comments, close the video and take a break my guy. The world doesn't revolve around you.

    • @screwyourhandle
      @screwyourhandle Před rokem +5

      After this many collabs, I think I'm halfway expecting Chad Chad to pop out of nowhere every time I look over my shoulder

  • @gal1888
    @gal1888 Před rokem +2920

    Yes Chad Chad is taking over all the commentary channels finally!! 💕

    • @gal1888
      @gal1888 Před rokem +50

      She owns all of them now

    • @ep9158
      @ep9158 Před rokem +37

      i agree, however, travis johnson has some serious groundwork to do

    • @aeonjoey
      @aeonjoey Před rokem +2

      Why would you want her to take over any channels other than her own?

    • @kaeism
      @kaeism Před rokem +22

      @@aeonjoey it was a joke

    • @heartiko2681
      @heartiko2681 Před rokem +3

      "finally" as if it wasn't the fastest rise and takeover we've ever seen 😂

  • @gracie8528
    @gracie8528 Před rokem +29

    it’s so funny when chad chad is trying to explain that she is jarvis with the “(not really)” sign in the back 0:23

  • @Chezmono
    @Chezmono Před rokem +3

    3. You don't feel wanted anymore.
    Because it's been 2 years and the police still haven't caught you.

  • @waverlyaltis7171
    @waverlyaltis7171 Před rokem +673

    As a self-declared hot girl with stomach problems, I’m feeling really seen right now

    • @MilkChocolateGeese
      @MilkChocolateGeese Před rokem +53

      yessss representation

    • @kr_sh_
      @kr_sh_ Před rokem +43

      im a hot girl without stomach problems. i guess i am not really that hot 😤

    • @mothboy420
      @mothboy420 Před rokem +34

      my gf is a hot girl with stomach problems 🥰

    • @emilymonahan5232
      @emilymonahan5232 Před rokem +54

      im a girl with stomach problems, i hope im hot enough to qualify :(

    • @themute9354
      @themute9354 Před rokem

      @@emilymonahan5232 your profile picture tells me you absolutely are 10/10 hot girl stomach problems

  • @TheSwiftFalcon
    @TheSwiftFalcon Před rokem +235

    "I love you so much but I don't know how to fuck" has to be one of the most beautiful statements I have ever heard.

  • @robotic_paws
    @robotic_paws Před rokem +6

    When i first saw "every good looking girl has stomach problems" i thought he was talking about period cramps😭😭😭😭😭

  • @RedNiel100
    @RedNiel100 Před 8 měsíci +13

    He is not basically problematic, he is problematically basic

  • @thilypad557
    @thilypad557 Před rokem +3800

    I really love how they both duck out of frame to laugh. This was very entertaining and I’m so happy to see Chad Chad on almost every channel I watch. Hope to see her on Kurtis’ channel soon :)

    • @doinyourmom7236
      @doinyourmom7236 Před rokem +1

      she really do be leeching off other people

    • @English3Muffin
      @English3Muffin Před rokem +521

      @@doinyourmom7236 Ah is that what we call collabs now. Hope every other commentary channel got the memo. 🙃

    • @serene3175
      @serene3175 Před rokem +340

      @@doinyourmom7236 but all of them collab with each other?? doesn’t that mean they’re all leeches

    • @alyssaes21
      @alyssaes21 Před rokem +276

      @@doinyourmom7236 she has literally only collabed with two people 💀💀 you realize there was a whole era of tons of youtubers making videos together??? and people still do it😭

    • @thilypad557
      @thilypad557 Před rokem +225

      @@doinyourmom7236 I was watching her way before she started collabing with people. Her channel grew hella fast and that’s because she’s funny and entertaining, this is a very dumb comment.

  • @opossumvoices1562
    @opossumvoices1562 Před rokem +511

    This guy has the energy of a 3rd grader pretending to be their parent while they text their grandparents

  • @kylehagertybanana
    @kylehagertybanana Před rokem +4

    "home is where the dust is"
    - Chadothy Chadson

  • @ajbraddock3851
    @ajbraddock3851 Před rokem +48

    Thank you Jarvis for being a tenacious, genuine, and critically thinking person. I enjoy watching your videos and just want to send affirmation to you that you’re truly talented in this domain and I hope you continue to keep doing your thing.

    • @CoolDad420
      @CoolDad420 Před 9 měsíci

      This is a really nice comment, love that you’re spreading positivity! Proper wholesome stuff

  • @keghan4824
    @keghan4824 Před rokem +652

    I was unironically proud of myself for how quickly I figured out the acronym. Sure according to that guy that means I’m broken, but he also clearly doesn’t know what he’s talking about so I think I’m okay

    • @likethesinger_
      @likethesinger_ Před rokem +11

      Same!

    • @cazhmonii
      @cazhmonii Před rokem +9

      What does it mean? I've been sitting here for like 10 minutes trynna figure it out 💀

    • @cazhmonii
      @cazhmonii Před rokem +21

      NEVERMIND I GOT IT
      Edit: I'm a fucking idiot he says it in the video omg 🧍

    • @laurensmith5402
      @laurensmith5402 Před rokem +60

      @@cazhmonii ilysmbidkhttybikylse=
      I love you so much but I don't know how to tell you because I know you love someone else
      Yeah he got it right

    • @doboom7948
      @doboom7948 Před rokem +11

      I mean, I'm surprised some people didn't get it instantly, it was kinda just using common sense to find out what word could go next

  • @shrimp.trap3
    @shrimp.trap3 Před rokem +348

    his content is what I like to call “fyp filler” because it comes up when you have such batshit insane taste so there aren’t enough tiktoks to fill your feed

  • @TheUnmade
    @TheUnmade Před 4 měsíci +4

    I’m only a few minutes in, and I get the impression that ChadChad and Jarvis edited this *together*, which I love (and could be totally wrong about). Jarvis’ coverage feels like his videos, but ChadChads coverage feels like her videos, and it’s really nice as a more recent fan of both.

  • @vervesbehz
    @vervesbehz Před rokem +15

    22:37 got me

  • @BojoPigeon
    @BojoPigeon Před rokem +1767

    As someone who spent many years in the dial-up era of the Internet, I still get a little irritated at the waste of bandwidth when someone makes a video that clearly could have been a still image. The only consolation is that there is so little motion in these videos that there is probably a lot of compression taking place.
    And really, the image doesn't add much to the text, so you could get rid of the image altogether and just post the text.
    And reflecting upon the text, there doesn't seem to be any content to it other than circular reasoning and obvious statements, so that can be edited out as well.
    There you go, I just saved that TikTok guy a whole lot of time.

    • @sassofono_perso3216
      @sassofono_perso3216 Před rokem +42

      I hope it's an ironical channel that ridicolizes channel like this that speak "facts" by writing actual facts

    • @delta_atled
      @delta_atled Před rokem +92

      Seriously, why are so many people turning what could be text post images into videos? goddamn

    • @jormapippeli2420
      @jormapippeli2420 Před rokem +6

      Ite satire comedy so fucking clearly im sure he is just playing a character and it hilarious and these both are falling for it hook Line sinker

    • @Megan-ud4mz
      @Megan-ud4mz Před rokem +1

      wow haha

    • @vesperfromtheinternet5588
      @vesperfromtheinternet5588 Před rokem +2

      and bandwidth!

  • @nethkenm
    @nethkenm Před rokem +1016

    The "not like other girls" is super sneaky though. In using this tactic, sometimes it can lead them to alienate female friends either because they don't relate as much to them anymore or they feel like they're better than their female friends. That's a really good start to entering an abusive relationship

    • @mammoneymelon
      @mammoneymelon Před rokem +189

      i was thinking about how the "toxic" stuff isn't necessarily toxic on its own, but can easily be used by abusive people to manipulate their victims
      like not instantly responding to texts by itself is no big deal, but it's something an abuser can weaponize to manipulate someone and make them feel unimportant or take advantage of their fears of abandonment to in order to keep them attached

    • @finnbenham
      @finnbenham Před rokem +87

      Yeah I immediately recognized this as a POTENTIAL grooming tactic

    • @wetthepeasheck7025
      @wetthepeasheck7025 Před rokem +56

      @@finnbenham oh it definitely has been used as a grooming tactic

    • @socialdistancingon8333
      @socialdistancingon8333 Před rokem +46

      Yep, literally had what is now an ex use the whole "she's not like other girls" with one of his guy friends. He went on to explain that I cook him truffle burgers and gourmet dishes like that (I have known him for over 3 years at this point, so not inappropriate), and that I've paid for him when going out to eat (yes, I paid, only because I was hanging out with him at the time and I wanted to eat out). I immediately didn't feel good about him saying that at all about me, seeing how out of context it was. He also told me his friend had some look about me not doing enough for him.
      I let it play it though. And the guy I hung out with came back to tell me a few days later that I wasn't spending enough money on him. I hung up due to how grossed out with him I still am.
      Be wary, women, when guys say that cr@p. There's an agenda behind it more often than not.

    • @froggywithaheart
      @froggywithaheart Před rokem +14

      these seemingly funny, lighthearted videos make me realise so much 😭
      i had this guy who used to try and tell me how by not being with him, I'm loosing my ✨ sparkle ✨ and by not being with him, i mean, cheating on my partner. bc he doesn't want relationship, he wants to be my "secret" his words, not mine. 🥲

  • @kcooper9819
    @kcooper9819 Před rokem +9

    jarvis and chad chad’s comedic chemistry is something i never knew i needed

  • @wynnn.3753
    @wynnn.3753 Před rokem +15

    I love Jarvis and Chad Chad's back and forth, like they have really good chemistry (platonic ofc you weirdos) and their interactions are just really entertaining!!
    I would love if you guys did more videos together :)

  • @Evanz111
    @Evanz111 Před rokem +442

    I think he’s one of those people who just expects people to swoon because he has blue eyes, and forgets there needs to be a personality behind them for that attraction to work.

    • @lethaldream50
      @lethaldream50 Před 10 měsíci +51

      not just a personality, a SOUL. look in this guy's windows, the house is empty. it's JUST DUST

    • @Shadow-jg8nu
      @Shadow-jg8nu Před 9 měsíci +26

      There also needs to be some form of thought behind them too. There are no thoughts behind those eyes, just the clanking monkey with cymbals.

    • @abigel6457
      @abigel6457 Před 5 měsíci +5

      @@Shadow-jg8nu This but the monkey is asleep

  • @tesselate8nowait262
    @tesselate8nowait262 Před rokem +1135

    Chad Chad and Jarvis should do a podcast. I could listen to them while I weed the garden and repaint window casings. That sounds like a lovely little Sunday afternoon.

  • @anonymousrando3380
    @anonymousrando3380 Před rokem +16

    13:19
    It's gotta be "I Love You So Much But I Don't Know How To Tell You Because I Know You Love Someone Elxe"

  • @salems.bytche
    @salems.bytche Před rokem +6

    Dude. Jarvis’ and Chad Chad’s humor is so fucking compatible, and mixes so well. It’s so funny

  • @ethanisonline
    @ethanisonline Před rokem +452

    love you travis

  • @strikerblitz2164
    @strikerblitz2164 Před rokem +356

    This man would eat his chin if his jaw wasn't stopping him.

  • @genericgeorge5705
    @genericgeorge5705 Před rokem +4

    beyond devastated that he's british. furious that he might live even nearly close to me

  • @manslaughter3180
    @manslaughter3180 Před rokem +4

    When he dropped "Cancer", I thought he was implying that people will get together when one of them gets cancer in September specifically

    • @charlx8979
      @charlx8979 Před rokem +1

      How romantic, we met at the chemo ward in September

  • @BB-TheCandleFairy
    @BB-TheCandleFairy Před rokem +778

    2:28
    “He does a lot of finger things”
    He may do a lot of finger things but he surely doesn’t finger a lot of things

  • @taliaisdew4133
    @taliaisdew4133 Před rokem +309

    This guy looks like one of those NPCs waiting for you to click the done reading button in video games

  • @Saggydrip
    @Saggydrip Před rokem +3

    That lip biting 😂 I got “I love you so much but I don’t know how to tell you because I know you lie so easily”

  • @artsomnia.
    @artsomnia. Před rokem +5

    He looks like the guy in a video game that you get automactally, and have to pay to upgrade your character

  • @tiki_riot
    @tiki_riot Před rokem +587

    This guy is creeping me out, you can tell he has absolutely no personality whatsoever & could’ve done all these videos as text, but loves himself so much he has to stand expressionless staring at himself in the camera

  • @Wasyashock
    @Wasyashock Před rokem +490

    I love how he is so good at staying perfectly expressionless that you can barely tell when a tiktok of his loops

    • @OGimouse1
      @OGimouse1 Před rokem +30

      I genuinely think that is the strategy, because more views and runtime

  • @justthingstbh6061
    @justthingstbh6061 Před 8 měsíci +2

    When the sign thing came I thought for a second that your sign that you're getting into a relationship soon is that you'll get cancer. I was so confused

  • @jyo1020
    @jyo1020 Před 11 měsíci +3

    12:15 my dumbass brain just fucking made up "I love you so much but I don't know how to tell you because I kiss your lesbian sister everyday" on the spot and I don't know how to feel about that 💀

  • @yvaskhmir
    @yvaskhmir Před rokem +403

    21:47 My guess is:
    1. He gives you 70 dromadeers as a way to make the marriage more enticing.
    2. He spares you from blood sacrifices.
    3. He makes you tea.

  • @sisi2654
    @sisi2654 Před rokem +327

    10:05 as someone who’s made way too many sims and almost lost their mind cause they won’t stop making stupid faces and dancing around, they literally move more than him

    • @insertlaughter
      @insertlaughter Před rokem +70

      Making a vampire: "forthe LOVE ofallthatisholy STOP FKING HISSING

    • @charlx8979
      @charlx8979 Před rokem +64

      Sims needs a stay the fuck still button during character creation

    • @bigawesomewatermelon9511
      @bigawesomewatermelon9511 Před rokem +51

      @@insertlaughter Making a werewolf:
      "YES AWOO I GET IT JC"

    • @zoetakencareof
      @zoetakencareof Před rokem +9

      @@charlx8979 there's a mod for that i can look it up

    • @Camsvfx_
      @Camsvfx_ Před rokem +13

      Ikr like I’m trying to put a shirt on them and they keep waving at me

  • @WickedKatze
    @WickedKatze Před 4 měsíci +3

    if your man is:
    - telling you you're ugly
    that's not your man, that's the dissspear

  • @DubCatXero
    @DubCatXero Před rokem +7

    Thank you for your help with realizing that if I text my friends daily, we might be friends. It really opened my eyes to see a different perspective..😂

  • @mallorybrown2158
    @mallorybrown2158 Před rokem +502

    bruh, imagine if they ended the marvel movies with “and that’s all” instead of the dramatic end sequences

  • @cowboyspiderspew-pew1941
    @cowboyspiderspew-pew1941 Před rokem +174

    It's really great to hear a rising female voice and perspective in a very heavily male-dominanted area of CZcams (commentary content). She is so funny and I love all of her content and collabs. Can't wait to see more

    • @protojayplays6169
      @protojayplays6169 Před rokem

      Dont know where you're looking I see more female commentary youtubers than male. But hey that doesnt fit your narrative.

    • @rebeccahicks2392
      @rebeccahicks2392 Před rokem +42

      @@protojayplays6169 It's hard to say. "I see more" isn't evidence, because of the personalized algorithm.

    • @misterjr193
      @misterjr193 Před 8 měsíci

      claiming commentary isn't male dominated is nothing short of goofy@@protojayplays6169

    • @helloworld2409
      @helloworld2409 Před 7 měsíci +37

      ​@@protojayplays6169 the biggest commentary creators (other than chad chad) are danny drew, kurtis, jarvis, and cody, all men
      but hey, that doesnt fit your narrative

    • @icarussystem7548
      @icarussystem7548 Před 7 měsíci +11

      FunkyFrogBait is also rlly good!

  • @yourlocalidio0t261
    @yourlocalidio0t261 Před rokem +6

    Y’all should make more collaborations . I love watching these because they are very entertaining and fun. I really just love the vibe

  • @xx_purplereapergacha_xx9783
    @xx_purplereapergacha_xx9783 Před měsícem +1

    12:21
    "i love you so much but I don't know how to tell you because I know you like/love someone else"
    I read it immediately. i don't know how to feel now-

  • @bethanywesley
    @bethanywesley Před rokem +450

    If I’m being honest; I hated when my ex painted miniatures on a special stand in bed with a headlamp on and it was a contributing factor to my breakup 😂🤦‍♀️

    • @cherryvoid5238
      @cherryvoid5238 Před rokem +3

      🤣

    • @vogelvrouw
      @vogelvrouw Před rokem +45

      omg thats such a funny thing to visualise

    • @no-xi4gx
      @no-xi4gx Před rokem +73

      Actually this makes sense, if someone is not respecting your space, rest, or relaxation you do build up resentment.

    • @XAllelujahXxx
      @XAllelujahXxx Před rokem +22

      I haven't watched the video so I'm looking forward to the context.

    • @arrowmoons
      @arrowmoons Před rokem +1

      🤣🤣🤣💀

  • @myarmsretreat
    @myarmsretreat Před rokem +350

    The friendship chemistry between you two is palpable. I’m in love

  • @thedisguise3538
    @thedisguise3538 Před rokem +3

    I need more Chad and Jarvis collabs in my life

  • @snakabuz
    @snakabuz Před rokem +2

    I mean, I feel like I've learned so much. Like how since tiktok became a thing, when I see a guy bite his lip it makes me want to vomit, but that will make me more attractive to guys.