Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause - Nostalgia Critic

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    It's the Christmas sequel most people say doesn't deliver, but let's see if there's any laughs that unintentionally come from this. The Nostalgia Critic reviews Disney's Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause.
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    The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause is a 2006 American Christmas fantasy comedy adventure film directed by Michael Lembeck. It is the third and final film in the Santa Clause film series following The Santa Clause and The Santa Clause 2. The film stars Tim Allen returning as Scott Calvin/Santa Claus and Martin Short as Jack Frost.
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  • @TubeRudeYou
    @TubeRudeYou Před 4 lety +849

    Seems like everyone in this movie wished their contract had an Escape Clause.

    • @teedup8995
      @teedup8995 Před 3 lety

      Brendans comments is 666, I would have answered there but it would be 667.

    • @Channel-dy4vm
      @Channel-dy4vm Před 3 lety +1

      Can’t blame them

    • @stevenandersen6989
      @stevenandersen6989 Před 3 lety

      Bruh, it seems to me the difference between Jack and Alan running Christmas, is bout as different as Trotsky and Stalin running the Soviet Union

    • @lewiskazinsky7334
      @lewiskazinsky7334 Před 3 lety +3

      Martin Short (Jack Frost) has made jokes to that effect, and yet he’s the only one who looks like they’re having a good time. That guy is such a little firecracker no matter the shit he’s given to work with.

  • @RyuichiNoGekido
    @RyuichiNoGekido Před 4 lety +1220

    I’m just grateful the baby didn’t CGI wink at the camera.

    • @cttnxgacha2543
      @cttnxgacha2543 Před 4 lety +67

      We don't speak of that movie

    • @HiioNcArBoN
      @HiioNcArBoN Před 4 lety +16

      what is this a reference to?

    • @SniperJoeLieutenant
      @SniperJoeLieutenant Před 4 lety +41

      @@HiioNcArBoN We don't speak its name, but let's just say it's a instructional video for the antichrist.

    • @HeilRay
      @HeilRay Před 4 lety +17

      That’s how it steals your soul.

    • @skelebrowhovian6817
      @skelebrowhovian6817 Před 4 lety +36

      @@HiioNcArBoN The sequel to one of the most popular Jim Carrey movies.

  • @kevin4061
    @kevin4061 Před 4 lety +615

    Good thing Jack gets a redemption arc in rise of the guardians.

  • @chdest4550
    @chdest4550 Před rokem +294

    "Father in-law Christmas" actually sounds like a sitcom that I would watch.

  • @C24U_
    @C24U_ Před 4 lety +1825

    Is anyone weirded out how there is absolutely no mention on how when they had a chance to save the life of the original Santa that died in the accident they not only kill him once, but twice?

    • @blufox9000
      @blufox9000 Před 4 lety +60

      He broke his neck

    • @C24U_
      @C24U_ Před 4 lety +142

      @@blufox9000 But that was because he fell off the roof because they yelled at him which startling him and caused him to slip right?

    • @jakespacepiratee3740
      @jakespacepiratee3740 Před 4 lety +158

      If I was brought back in time right before the assassination of JFK, would I stop it? No, because there is no telling how much changing the death of ANYONE could impact the future. Butterfly affect and shit. Just play it safe, everyone who died in the past should remain dead. Anyways, I just put more thought into that scene than the writers of this pile of yellow snow did.

    • @blufox9000
      @blufox9000 Před 4 lety +27

      @@C24U_ so what is the solution then? They are silent whilst fighting? The guy dies no matter what they're doing

    • @alibrennan5977
      @alibrennan5977 Před 4 lety +50

      He was two weeks from retirement anyways

  • @DarkseidJoshua
    @DarkseidJoshua Před 4 lety +726

    "The Escape Clause"
    If Tim Allen can't escape this movie then what chance do we mere mortals have

    • @TheAllSeeingEye2468
      @TheAllSeeingEye2468 Před 4 lety +7

      thankfully this movie was the end of the series. un like toy story where IT SHOULDVE ENDED WITH THE 3 MOVIE!

    • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
      @MinscFromBaldursGate92 Před 4 lety +3

      Tim Allen and Martin Short gets some serious $$$$$ for Christmas.

    • @codrindumitrescu
      @codrindumitrescu Před 4 lety

      100%

    • @WorldWalker128
      @WorldWalker128 Před 4 lety

      We're not bound by contract. I'm pretty sure our odds are good.

    • @mongolifepawn842
      @mongolifepawn842 Před 4 lety

      You rather die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain

  • @samuelcarter4244
    @samuelcarter4244 Před 4 lety +205

    "What madman designed that fireplace?"
    "You approach the Shivering Isles. Through the door behind me lies the realm of Sheogorath, Prince of Madness, Lord of the Never-There."

    • @sarosp9330
      @sarosp9330 Před 4 lety +5

      I was thinking the same thing! It reminds me so much of the door to the shivering isles. What a great DLC for a fun game

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 Před 4 lety +3

      "Welcome.... To the deceptivly derranged mind, of the emperor, Pleagius, The Third!!!!"

    • @kevincall170
      @kevincall170 Před 4 lety

      "CHEESE"

    • @TriniKnight01
      @TriniKnight01 Před 3 lety

      @Jared Jams The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion.

    • @KeyBladeMaster-Dan
      @KeyBladeMaster-Dan Před 2 lety

      "You can't see me....you can't see me.... neither can he...no one can see me"

  • @i-love-my-cat-milo9
    @i-love-my-cat-milo9 Před 4 lety +408

    "HOW DARE YOU WALK BETTER THAN ME!"
    *Naruto runs*

    • @theamazingmaymay123
      @theamazingmaymay123 Před 4 lety +15

      Legit my favorite part, the look on her face is priceless

    • @patrickzalatoris3206
      @patrickzalatoris3206 Před 3 lety +9

      First thing I thought, "Did kim possible just do a naruto run?"

    • @darkdragoness98
      @darkdragoness98 Před 3 lety

      the naruto run is actually pretty useful to go against drafts. someone tried it out and posted a video about it

  • @princesskingforever
    @princesskingforever Před 4 lety +449

    "For god sakes you're not running for Mister Rogers." I need that on a shirt

    • @KarIsTheStar
      @KarIsTheStar Před 4 lety +18

      We definitely need that on a shirt! I am not saying it will solve world hunger, but that shirt will solve world hunger.

    • @melodyrichardson5051
      @melodyrichardson5051 Před 4 lety +6

      That line was classic.

    • @Goremaid
      @Goremaid Před 4 lety +9

      I love Devil Boner, and that's a really comforting line

    • @peppermink2200
      @peppermink2200 Před 4 lety +9

      Same energy as "Fuck me gently with a chainsaw, do I look like Mother Theresa?"

    • @wcasey1981
      @wcasey1981 Před 4 lety +2

      I am so using that line on my wife when she gets stressed out over Christmas. THANKS!!!!!

  • @PTMWontDie2
    @PTMWontDie2 Před 4 lety +626

    Are we gonna ignore the fact Santa’s new baby at the end was named “Buddy”?

    • @singingwolf8997
      @singingwolf8997 Před 4 lety +133

      Buddy the Elf, what's your favorite color?

    • @weebnerd578
      @weebnerd578 Před 4 lety +35

      Wait it was named buddy 😲

    • @purplelily2608
      @purplelily2608 Před 4 lety +41

      @@weebnerd578 after his grandpa who was named Buddy...yes.

    • @gracekim25
      @gracekim25 Před 4 lety +7

      PTMWontDie2 wow😅

    • @maxwelsh6121
      @maxwelsh6121 Před 4 lety +12

      Santa buddies? The dog movie? Loooool

  • @shi444
    @shi444 Před 4 lety +778

    The only one and true Christmas message is...
    shut that door!

    • @MichaelSandwich01
      @MichaelSandwich01 Před 4 lety +45

      No, the real Christmas message is
      BROWN DOOR

    • @randomnerd3402
      @randomnerd3402 Před 4 lety +32

      Or..
      A PANTRY DOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRR

    • @hobohabsburg8447
      @hobohabsburg8447 Před 4 lety +24

      I’ll shut that door once you fix this damn door!

    • @mr.0511
      @mr.0511 Před 4 lety +14

      You always win when your good

    • @kayhaven4710
      @kayhaven4710 Před 4 lety +12

      shi444 and put that thing back where it came from! So help me, so help me! End scene.

  • @jackaylward-williams9064
    @jackaylward-williams9064 Před 4 lety +189

    Is no one else going to comment on this movie "thawing a frozen heart" 7 years before Frozen?

  • @TheBlogger
    @TheBlogger Před 4 lety +207

    "I heard a woman scream!" Best line in the whole review.

  • @sethhowell3067
    @sethhowell3067 Před 4 lety +344

    Best line of the movie
    “Dude, chill”
    “I INVENTED CHILLED!”

    • @gtsgreatteacherscathach5550
      @gtsgreatteacherscathach5550 Před 4 lety +17

      The only best line in the movie.

    • @jarrodedson5441
      @jarrodedson5441 Před 4 lety +7

      @@gtsgreatteacherscathach5550 no shit Sherlock

    • @chuckbatman5
      @chuckbatman5 Před 4 lety +9

      Honestly I always enjoyed this movie just for Martin Short's performance, lines like this I can hear in my head after reading them. Even as a kid I found the plot about Santa being overworked and the in-laws coming to visit boring and awkward, but there's something about Martin Short as Jack Frost that is ridiculously fun to watch. Maybe it's because he's the only one in the movie who seems like he's enjoying himself, like watch his song-and-dance routine as Santa, he's clearly having a ball.

    • @themovieguru1094
      @themovieguru1094 Před 4 lety +3

      @@chuckbatman5 Too bad Martin Short was nominated for a Razzie for his performance. Along with Tim Allen. :( I thought Martin Short as Jack Frost looked like he was having some enjoyment.

    • @oneandonlysound3453
      @oneandonlysound3453 Před 4 lety +4

      @@chuckbatman5 Honestly, while the film definitely has major flaws-like the whole escape clause thing could've been written much better to not seem so silly or tossed in, and Martin Short as Jack Frost was a way, way better villain by a long shot than "rubber santa" who was just annoying and his soldier army made no sense even in a family crazy christmas movie. I wish it had been recieved better and we'd gotten a prequel about the Jack Frost character in all honesty. Also, Curtis is way less annoying 3 than in 2, good god.

  • @cjhs2006
    @cjhs2006 Před 3 lety +81

    NC:”if at 1st You Don’t Succeed,Sut up,Shut up,Shut up,Shut up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
    me:we Need That on a Ugly Christmas Sweater

  • @Nerd_Gamer_Buddy
    @Nerd_Gamer_Buddy Před 3 lety +92

    child: "why don't you just chill?"
    jack frost: yells "I've invented chill!!"
    child: cries "mommy!"
    this is my favorite line in the whole movie

  • @mostmelon
    @mostmelon Před 4 lety +342

    Should’ve ended with “Shut that door!””

  • @Detroit_Dawg
    @Detroit_Dawg Před 4 lety +271

    Malcolm: "Did you just use 'Majesty' in describing your work?"
    LMAO Oh man, I felt that burn! Its like he was holding that one in for a while! XD

    • @MxPokirby
      @MxPokirby Před 4 lety +14

      "Remember kids, lampshading your problem totally absolves you of all criticism involving you still doing the thing you lampshaded."

  • @TheAtemAndrew
    @TheAtemAndrew Před 4 lety +70

    I like how nobody seems to react that both times the snowglobe takes them back, the entire timeline hinges on them 'accidentally' murdering the original santa.

  • @josiahosborne5596
    @josiahosborne5596 Před 4 lety +179

    “You’ve worked hard enough”. How do these always bring tears to my eyes and Christmas Spirit to my heart every. Single. Time. Thank you, Channel Awesome. Thank you, Nostalgia Critic. And Merry Christmas 🎄 ❤️

  • @colinlebold7605
    @colinlebold7605 Před 4 lety +808

    "Why does everyone in Canada look like a hostage?"
    Oh, sorry, those are Sens fans, that's a common mistake.

    • @TheDeeLuxExperience
      @TheDeeLuxExperience Před 4 lety +17

      Some of them are leafs fans, depending what area you come from

    • @AlexTenThousand
      @AlexTenThousand Před 4 lety +5

      As a non-Canadian and non-NHL fan, fill me in on the joke pls.

    • @AlexTenThousand
      @AlexTenThousand Před 4 lety +3

      @@swampskald2462 Oh, they shot themselves in the foot, got it.

    • @PRdeSO
      @PRdeSO Před 4 lety +7

      Ottawa, the city that fun forgot

    • @ErikZarins
      @ErikZarins Před 4 lety +1

      *BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*
      FUCK THE SENS

  • @user-ok2lw9cc1z
    @user-ok2lw9cc1z Před 4 lety +96

    Ideas used to make Frozen:
    "Hello my name is Jack Frost and I like warm hugs."
    "Love melts a frozen heart."

    • @JinxSanity
      @JinxSanity Před 4 lety +13

      Or how about we make a sequel to ROTG instead so Jack Frost can finally stand as his own original character rather than be Elsa's bitch?

    • @richconsparartbro4971
      @richconsparartbro4971 Před 4 lety

      DreamWorks and Disney own jack frost

  • @Anonymous551656
    @Anonymous551656 Před 4 lety +328

    "ADULT NEEDED"
    "I *am* an adult!" (Credit: TeamFourStar)

    • @alexcaruso8766
      @alexcaruso8766 Před 3 lety +5

      Martin Shorts favorite scene in the film NO doubt.

  • @Zichoria
    @Zichoria Před 4 lety +65

    34:54 "You worked hard enough. Enjoy your time off; you deserve it. We all deserve it." Hit me in the feels so hard. Thanks, man.

  • @anthonyoliva7191
    @anthonyoliva7191 Před 4 lety +825

    Every other CZcamsr: *Lets play Raid: Shadow Legends!*
    Nostalgia Critic: *Stamps.*

  • @amorfm4071
    @amorfm4071 Před 4 lety +258

    Critic still has PTSD from the Cat in The Hat that he called Kurtis Conrad.

  • @sickboy7104
    @sickboy7104 Před 4 lety +176

    Let's just try to remember: Sleep deprivation is no laughing matter.

    • @GoblinsOfFarmington
      @GoblinsOfFarmington Před 4 lety +3

      Yes we should all remember that this is not comedic in any way and anyone who would dare laugh at this has a iq that is very low and should not be regarded with any respect at all because they laugh at things that should be not laughed at in any matter as a person with a very high iq I see that this is depraved of comedy in every form now I have to watch Sesame Street and eat my baby formula

    • @sickboy7104
      @sickboy7104 Před 4 lety +6

      @@GoblinsOfFarmington You're a dick. I laughed at it. I've just known people who didn't take it very seriously, and suffered serious mental and physical health problems because of it. It's just a reminder to everyone to maybe mind their sleep a little more.

    • @alucard347
      @alucard347 Před 4 lety

      I have almost been kicked out of the army twice for my insomnia...
      I can sometimes spend a whole week unable to sleep even once.

    • @saviitrius
      @saviitrius Před 4 lety +7

      Honestly...I thought you were joking. Your effort is admirable, but many people fail to see that just because something serious is made fun of, doesn't necessarily mean it's never going to be taken seriously again. I laugh at a lot of offensive jokes but I still take real issues seriously in a serious environment, just as you seem to as well (from what you've said). So I think it's safe to say that perhaps such reminders don't always need to be said. We all know these things and were not going to forget them anytime soon.

    • @sickboy7104
      @sickboy7104 Před 4 lety +1

      @@saviitrius Yeah. To be honest, I have trouble seeing the line between the two a lot of the time. I'm some where on the autistic spectrum, and also have a history of caffeine addiction.

  • @svetlanamoon7026
    @svetlanamoon7026 Před 4 lety +64

    13:59 Kim Possible doing the Naruto run filled a void in my soul... that or else it made one. I can't tell which it is.

  • @averymerrick
    @averymerrick Před 4 lety +698

    Sucks that they acted like Bernard *didn’t* exist in this film 🎞.

    • @jonusaguilar8156
      @jonusaguilar8156 Před 4 lety +57

      Avery Merrick I always wondered about that, I mean could the elves have murdered him?

    • @dakotahmays1437
      @dakotahmays1437 Před 4 lety +38

      Well he did look pretty old for an elf and what happens when you get really old?

    • @JackalopeBunny
      @JackalopeBunny Před 4 lety +12

      Right?

    • @edwardtjbrown1979
      @edwardtjbrown1979 Před 4 lety +45

      the actor was fired in a wild GAY sex scandal. It shocked the foundations of Hollywood.

    • @THawkMedia
      @THawkMedia Před 4 lety +12

      He would probably be the one to be there for Santa.

  • @robpagenkopf5829
    @robpagenkopf5829 Před 4 lety +506

    Joke in The Santa Clause: “We shared a bowl of sugar, did some shots of brown liquor, played with my shotguns, field-dressed a cat, looked for women.”
    Joke in The Santa Clause 3: I honestly can’t think of one.
    The original is a PG-rated, playfully cynical film that properly counterbalances its Disney brand sweetness. It creates a good dichotomy that makes the emotional moments impactful rather than cheesy.
    The sequels are G-rated sugar-fests filled with overacting and an overreliance on cutesiness. Just the fact that they gave the reindeer bigger eyes and a silly gibberish style of talking shows how saccharine the sequels are compared to the original.

    • @iHeartsNostalgiaPit
      @iHeartsNostalgiaPit Před 4 lety +18

      the second one would probably be right at home if there was a Hallmark channel for men

    • @thecataking6933
      @thecataking6933 Před 4 lety +25

      The joke in the third one is that Jack Frost murders a girl’s parents in front of her and traps her in a room with their frozen bodies

    • @henith7850
      @henith7850 Před 4 lety +8

      I still like the second film. It’s just the third one I don’t like.

    • @funnyblog100
      @funnyblog100 Před 4 lety +15

      The only actor I can tolerate overacting from is Jim Carey he is the only actor that constantly gets away with it!

    • @Ghost26968
      @Ghost26968 Před 4 lety +9

      "IT FELT LIKE AMERICA'S MOST WANTED!"

  • @Bartman954
    @Bartman954 Před 4 lety +77

    Holy shit, was that Michael Dorn?
    Surprised he didn't protest that he wasn't a merry man

    • @DemonicRemption
      @DemonicRemption Před 4 lety +1

      @Bartman954
      Wait, Michael Dorn? As in Worf The Klingon and the voice of various cartoon characters?! *faints*

    • @tastyloaf5487
      @tastyloaf5487 Před 4 lety

      The Guy from Gabriel Knight ??!
      ... and Star Trek?

  • @joe-gi5ne
    @joe-gi5ne Před 4 lety +56

    When Jack Frost is a freaking Santa he looks like The Cat in the Hat movie

    • @nifralo2752
      @nifralo2752 Před 4 lety +9

      They have the boy from cat in the hat too

  • @CractusJohn
    @CractusJohn Před 4 lety +742

    I love Jack Frost in this movie soooo much, he’s so hilariously terrible. I really wish you included his “I INVENTED CHILL!!” line

    • @juliahornback2843
      @juliahornback2843 Před 4 lety +15

      jack frost used to be my favorite part of this flick

    • @Millage721
      @Millage721 Před 3 lety +23

      Why did I read this as "I invented chili!"?

    • @Millage721
      @Millage721 Před 3 lety +8

      @AllyKat29 I still read it as "I invented chilli", it's stuck in my head now, for all of eternity.

    • @scargastondisneymovies1805
      @scargastondisneymovies1805 Před 3 lety +8

      I love Jack Frost 🥶 🎅

    • @LegitMan335
      @LegitMan335 Před 3 lety +11

      I prefer Rise of the Guardians Jack Frost over Martin Short Jack Frost

  • @everittprice421
    @everittprice421 Před 4 lety +234

    Nostalgia critic version: Grinch vs Grinch vs Grinch

  • @phreakazoith2237
    @phreakazoith2237 Před 4 lety +31

    "I'm gonna shove coal so far up your stocking, you'll be coughing up diamonds!"

  • @jamescallanan2443
    @jamescallanan2443 Před 4 lety +144

    The holiday council is like a knock off Rise of the Guardians

    • @THawkMedia
      @THawkMedia Před 4 lety +50

      Hilariously, this movie came out before Gurdians, so that just shows the difference between the two

    • @tristanhartup4936
      @tristanhartup4936 Před 4 lety +8

      I'd say the Adam West Batman version of it

    • @KeyBladeMaster-Dan
      @KeyBladeMaster-Dan Před 2 lety +6

      Except the Santa Clause 2 did it about a decade before that movie existed 😑

  • @ClumsyReaper
    @ClumsyReaper Před 4 lety +407

    Arthur Christmas managed to do a similar thing with Santa as the “parent who works too much to see what’s important” and not only did it good, but did it uniquely as well, in a way that fit a Santa character instead of just having Santa pasted over the typical overworked parent.

    • @mrcritical6751
      @mrcritical6751 Před 4 lety +34

      In Arthur Christmas it’s shown Malcolm wasn’t always like that he just grew kinda obsessive over the years and kept trying to make excuses why he needed to keep working a job he clearly wasn’t cut out for anymore

    • @JacobHess1138
      @JacobHess1138 Před 4 lety +26

      In other words: Arthur Christmas is what Santa Clause 3 should have been.

    • @averymerrick
      @averymerrick Před 4 lety +7

      Jacob Hess
      Yes.

    • @MrGabeanator
      @MrGabeanator Před 4 lety +5

      Jacob Hess true

    • @luigipowdemo6458
      @luigipowdemo6458 Před rokem +3

      Has Critic done a review of Arthur Christmas?

  • @danielcampion251
    @danielcampion251 Před 4 lety +104

    "Did you just use majesty when describing your work?" -Black Willy Wonka.

  • @AriochStarr
    @AriochStarr Před 4 lety +32

    That amateurish home-footage ending genuinely brought a tear to my eye. It reminded me of my childhood when we'd have all the family round for a get-together and entertain one another for the day. Those days are always so wonderful to look back on and enjoy the memories.
    Hope everyone at Channel Awesome had a wonderful Christmas with each other.

  • @caski1663
    @caski1663 Před rokem +51

    9:41 wait, you are telling me this is from the same director of the movie in which hey go back in time to the first thanksgiving to take Turkeys off the Menu?

    • @wolverine3219
      @wolverine3219 Před rokem +8

      That's right, the movie where they go back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys of the menu.

    • @edwardjohnston7067
      @edwardjohnston7067 Před rokem +6

      And this is a movie where they go back in time to stop Tim Allen from being Santa Claus

    • @mcnuggets7463
      @mcnuggets7463 Před rokem +5

      @@edwardjohnston7067 that's right they go back in time TO STOP TIM ALLEN FROM BEING SANTA CLAUSE

    • @georgehiscott700
      @georgehiscott700 Před 8 měsíci +1

      I knew someone would make a comment like this 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

  • @Sorcerer-SMC
    @Sorcerer-SMC Před 4 lety +105

    I really love how in the beginning, Hyper Fangirl and Black Willy Wonka were the ones settling up the holiday party instead of the usual chart fellas

  • @5192aaron
    @5192aaron Před 4 lety +150

    Did we gloss over the fact that Santa Clause 2 had Toy Santa as child friendly Hitler?
    Rewatch the film. Tell me I'm wrong.

  • @Megan-nw6tm
    @Megan-nw6tm Před 4 lety +42

    34:58 that was honestly one of the best messages for Christmas. I kinda needed that

  • @pwnorbepwned
    @pwnorbepwned Před 4 lety +51

    I was wondering where the gag was going to go at the end. That was adorable.

  • @Nerd_Gamer_Buddy
    @Nerd_Gamer_Buddy Před 4 lety +73

    i like when a kid says to jack frost "you need to chill" and hes all "ive invented chill!" then the kid is like "mommy!" crying to her mom

  • @themetalmaniac7811
    @themetalmaniac7811 Před 4 lety +186

    sleep is for the bread: nostalgia critic 2019.

  • @zenmanlovesgames9906
    @zenmanlovesgames9906 Před 4 lety +137

    ‘You worked hard enough, enjoy your time off, you deserve it, we all deserve it,’ ~ Nostalgia Critic 2019
    You don’t need to always have a message, but damn, I really needed this one this year. I’m heading home to see my family. Merry Christmas Doug, and thanks so much.

  • @ladydnavarone3447
    @ladydnavarone3447 Před 4 lety +56

    “Maybe it’s the lack of sleep or just giving into the madness?”
    December 20, 2019 everyone

    • @LadyOnikara
      @LadyOnikara Před 3 lety +4

      Every single freaking day of 2020 says hello.

    • @ehernandez523
      @ehernandez523 Před 3 lety

      Hello from 2020. You had no idea.

  • @EhlistarsWrath
    @EhlistarsWrath Před 4 lety +456

    “Disturbing pause zone” is what is called a “silent moment” to let you laugh
    But it’s not funny

  • @user-ok2lw9cc1z
    @user-ok2lw9cc1z Před 4 lety +47

    "I was frozen today"

  • @ayvi8850
    @ayvi8850 Před 4 lety +25

    not lying.... I laughed at the "I'll get a mop" line.....

  • @gnarly441
    @gnarly441 Před 4 lety +47

    I love how Doug keeps bringing up that star wars Christmas after all these years

    • @gianinabadami5341
      @gianinabadami5341 Před 2 lety +2

      Including the house Chewbacca's family lives in in one of the past Nostalgiaween intros

    • @MadTurnip
      @MadTurnip Před 2 lety

      It leaves a mark xD

  • @jasoethesentienteyeshapedg4847

    13:59
    *Naruto running whiny live-action Kim Possible*
    I'm scared...

  • @donaldderrickii5405
    @donaldderrickii5405 Před 4 lety +154

    Malcolm is a treasure! That line read on "he has my sympathies" was amazing

    • @rhondaelliott2558
      @rhondaelliott2558 Před 4 lety +18

      "I wouldn't lie about his chances, he has my sympathies." Was also one of my favorite lines

    • @deadcool3227
      @deadcool3227 Před 4 lety +11

      What are you talking about that was Black Willy Wonka, I didn't see Malcolm anywhere, I did see Chart Guy #2 and Bill, but not Benny or The Devil for some reason.

    • @Stormkrow280
      @Stormkrow280 Před 4 lety

      Alien refrence

  • @jarrenstarkey8541
    @jarrenstarkey8541 Před 4 lety +18

    The Jack frost acted from being hugged by a little girl will never be okay with me.

  • @RogueT-Rex8468
    @RogueT-Rex8468 Před 4 lety +162

    Bernard wasn’t in this. It was gonna suck.
    But seriously. This movie is good for only one reason.
    The bloopers. Nothing else.

  • @thescreenslaver8520
    @thescreenslaver8520 Před 4 lety +37

    That Into the Spider-Verse joke was genius.

  • @user-ok2lw9cc1z
    @user-ok2lw9cc1z Před 4 lety +43

    "Critic you need to chill."
    "I INVITED CHILL!!!"

  • @FlynnRider4
    @FlynnRider4 Před 2 lety +59

    Gotta admit: Allen and Short did their best to save this film. But the script was just too much to overcome.

  • @Starfals
    @Starfals Před 4 lety +30

    Need
    To
    Buy
    Stamps
    Stamppps... Stammmppps.. What were we talking about? Oh yea, Santa something

  • @mrcritical6751
    @mrcritical6751 Před 4 lety +249

    Ok the in laws not noticing how the “Canadians” looked weird I can kinda understand but how the hell did they not get suspicious the second they saw Jack Frost the guy has icicles literally growing off of him

    • @BardicLiving
      @BardicLiving Před 4 lety +28

      It's cold in Canada.

    • @mrcritical6751
      @mrcritical6751 Před 4 lety +13

      Not liquid nitrogen cold

    • @BardicLiving
      @BardicLiving Před 4 lety +18

      @@mrcritical6751 True that's Russia.

    • @TheLegonaut
      @TheLegonaut Před 4 lety +11

      What are you talking about Jack Frost looks like a typical Canadian

    • @mrcritical6751
      @mrcritical6751 Před 4 lety +4

      TheLegonaut I don’t remember ever seeing icicles hanging off of Ryan Reynolds

  • @gossamer999
    @gossamer999 Před 4 lety +151

    The Doug head with swirlies in his eyes is the third scariest thing I've seen this week.

  • @matthewesposito7454
    @matthewesposito7454 Před 2 lety +7

    Theres one thing I don’t understand. How did Jack Frost remain Santa Claus without a Mrs Claus. Isn’t it one of the clauses that Santa has to have a wife

    • @sageof6pandas233
      @sageof6pandas233 Před 7 měsíci

      Jack frost is muslim inshallah, he has multiple wives

  • @saveriopanaccione996
    @saveriopanaccione996 Před 4 lety +48

    Why was Kim possible running like a naruto character?

  • @RomaroBrandon
    @RomaroBrandon Před 4 lety +29

    4:57 That moment you realize that elf was Little Rock in Zombieland 🤯
    7:00 The moment you realize Lana was Mother Nature 😱

  • @tuntemon
    @tuntemon Před 4 lety +23

    All I could hear when Mother Nature was talking was "ARCHER!!"

    • @Mezaph
      @Mezaph Před 4 lety

      I was checking the comments to see if it's the same actress!

  • @nathanghisolfo5537
    @nathanghisolfo5537 Před 2 lety +3

    Hahaha, "Why does everybody in Canada look like a hostage? Oh, wait, I've seen your PSAs. This is normal."

  • @coolnerdlll6053
    @coolnerdlll6053 Před 4 lety +11

    Not gonna lie, I almost cried when Critic fell asleep at the computer and everybody came into the room.

  • @arbuckle6103
    @arbuckle6103 Před 4 lety +54

    This movie came out the same weekend as Flushed Away. Let that sink in.

  • @TheCannon69
    @TheCannon69 Před 4 lety +351

    Every year I make a heartfelt Christmas review
    Doug a few years ago: makes heavy metal song about Christmas

    • @trainman5675
      @trainman5675 Před 4 lety +28

      I mean not the weirdest thing hes done on christmas

    • @gamecrusade4783
      @gamecrusade4783 Před 4 lety +13

      the Cannon I play that song every Christmas, nothing puts me in the spirit like it lol

    • @fry4guy421
      @fry4guy421 Před 4 lety +28

      @@trainman5675 true. He once dystroyed a whole universe that loved Christmas more than him/kill a pregnant alien.

    • @Trevornator
      @Trevornator Před 4 lety +18

      I think what Doug means is the last episode before Christmas is usually heartfelt, and the first christmas special every year is usually the craziest...such as the heavy metal christmas song one lol

    • @drakeware655
      @drakeware655 Před 4 lety +5

      @@Trevornator Like either last year or the year before where he reviewed Nutcracker in 3D and when he reviewed The Christmas Tree to give a heartfelt message

  • @AlfredSoul
    @AlfredSoul Před 4 lety +25

    That ending party scene felt weirdly natural, especially in contrast to the usual over the top and goofy tone of these reviews... good job!

  • @themarioman5673
    @themarioman5673 Před 4 lety +40

    "The Escape Clause"
    I wish I could escape life, so I can finally be happy.

    • @sky-sx5gt
      @sky-sx5gt Před 4 lety +2

      same

    • @tastyloaf5487
      @tastyloaf5487 Před 4 lety +2

      I feel you.
      Life is a video game...
      I'm gonna just keep grinding through this.

  • @ConnorCreed3
    @ConnorCreed3 Před 4 lety +467

    Oh wow, he's skipping the first 2. Going straight to the stinker.

    • @SpireFNBR
      @SpireFNBR Před 4 lety +14

      To the stinker it goes

    • @Misp7871
      @Misp7871 Před 4 lety +7

      He's already reviews 1

    • @ConnorCreed3
      @ConnorCreed3 Před 4 lety +5

      @@Misp7871 Has he? or was that for disneycember?

    • @joejamros
      @joejamros Před 4 lety +13

      The First movie is Amazing and The Second movie is good but not better. Without Bernard the movie will be forgotten.

    • @henith7850
      @henith7850 Před 4 lety +1

      It’s because the first two aren’t bad.

  • @Dreamlillie_95
    @Dreamlillie_95 Před 4 lety +32

    "A couple of running noses and some dead Citrus!"
    The only joke I laugh at in this movie

  • @NekoBoyOfficial
    @NekoBoyOfficial Před rokem +44

    Happy to see Bum Reviews make another appearance. Feels like forever.

  • @kevintheraichu8003
    @kevintheraichu8003 Před 4 lety +15

    13:16 This should have a “You no, 4 kids!” joke.

  • @childecamehome7149
    @childecamehome7149 Před 4 lety +209

    This is the dumbest santa trope
    Everyone thinks santa doesn't exist, *BUT HOW THE HECK DO THE ADULTS EXPLAIN THE PRESENTS UNDER THE TREE THAT THEY DIDN'T BUY?!?!*
    Edit: OMG this is the most likes I've got on a comment before

    • @crane8015
      @crane8015 Před 4 lety +4

      Magic?

    • @WorldWalker128
      @WorldWalker128 Před 4 lety +12

      Well, my folks always told me that they were gifts from their friends or from family that didn't have time to do more than stop by and drop them off. I have a decent-sized family, all of whom now have kids of their own, so it's believable.

    • @CoffeeManiac20
      @CoffeeManiac20 Před 4 lety +3

      Thank you!

    • @shayla106
      @shayla106 Před 4 lety +2

      WorldWalker128 Not for everyone.

    • @matthewfredericks1640
      @matthewfredericks1640 Před 4 lety

      @@WorldWalker128 what if the parent have no friends

  • @billiamafton6528
    @billiamafton6528 Před 4 lety +94

    I wish he would've reviewed Grumpy Cat's Worst Christmas Ever.

    • @nine_tails137
      @nine_tails137 Před 4 lety +6

      This isn't Christmas related, but I would love it if he reviewed The Indian in the Cupboard and Tall Tale.

    • @cyborgparrot1996
      @cyborgparrot1996 Před 4 lety

      Didn't Cinema Snob already review that?

    • @mrrunodan8119
      @mrrunodan8119 Před 3 lety

      Mordecai, how did the genetic work in your cartoon? You married a female bat and have half-bat and half-regular children

    • @ninjanibba4259
      @ninjanibba4259 Před 2 lety

      Wish granted

    • @videohistory722
      @videohistory722 Před 2 lety

      Wish granted! He has!

  • @Jazzisa311
    @Jazzisa311 Před 4 lety +34

    I always love an appearance from Devil Boner!!! He's my favourite character!! Even if it's a short one, he's just the best. And him & Tamara make the cutest couple ever. Let's hope they never break up!!

  • @Earth2Natalie
    @Earth2Natalie Před 4 lety +10

    That meeting with all the spirits in the beginning, probably what inspired "Rise of the Guardians"

  • @MadHatter42
    @MadHatter42 Před 4 lety +65

    That was actually really nice. So often Doug has to hammer the message in with a big speech. Sometimes it works, and sometimes it doesn’t. But it’s good to see that a strong message can also be delivered with a simple line and some clips of people just having a good time.
    Merry Christmas, y’all.

  • @SchneeflockeMonsoon
    @SchneeflockeMonsoon Před 4 lety +261

    He has grey in his beard now. Perhaps... perhaps he’s matured a little, if only just.

  • @developingopinionmedia2909

    Doubt you'll notice this but MERRY Christmas Doug

  • @captaindc3889
    @captaindc3889 Před 4 lety +27

    They messed up when they forgot the “the” in the trilogy title

  • @jameskarg3240
    @jameskarg3240 Před 4 lety +61

    "For gods sakes, your not running for Mr. Rodgers!!"
    Well said

  • @unfabgirl
    @unfabgirl Před 4 lety +24

    As much as I loved this review, I do wish you had ended it with that heartwarming Christmas message "SHUT THAT DOOR!"

  • @strobeeboy
    @strobeeboy Před rokem +31

    That message literally struck my heart like a gunshot and then I cried during the party footage

  • @Wow-cr2ll
    @Wow-cr2ll Před 4 lety +7

    19:12
    My name is Doug, and you'll do what I say.
    Whoop! Whoop!

  • @sonicinajarvauntedspeciali7245

    *goes straight to the third because why not*

    • @2urh
      @2urh Před 4 lety +3

      He already reviewed the other 2 in disneycember :P

    • @misseli1
      @misseli1 Před 4 lety +7

      For a brief second I thought your icon was Freddie Mercury's head and neck in a plate of pasta

    • @gonzaloegonzalez8106
      @gonzaloegonzalez8106 Před 4 lety

      Well is the worst one. And he in the beginning said than the first 2 are harmless.

  • @nicolemiller7760
    @nicolemiller7760 Před 4 lety +15

    At LEAST Martin Short was clearly having fun.

    • @brendakrieger7000
      @brendakrieger7000 Před 4 lety +1

      I love Martin Short.

    • @mrcritical6751
      @mrcritical6751 Před 4 lety

      And the Santa-bot makeup looks way more painful as Santa he had to wear aging makeup but in Santa Clause 2 he had to wear makeup that made his skin look plastic and wear plastic moulds of a beard and a wig

  • @alexcaruso8766
    @alexcaruso8766 Před 3 lety +9

    29:42. "The Santa Clause 4: ADULT NEEDED."

  • @ravenanimations3176
    @ravenanimations3176 Před 4 lety +10

    “Did you just use majesty to describe your work?”

  • @PhantomShadow224
    @PhantomShadow224 Před 4 lety +12

    Hangs up sign
    Jack Frost: “I’ve done it!”
    Sign falls and shatters
    Jack Frost turns to the elf next to him: “what have you done”

  • @OtterloopB
    @OtterloopB Před 4 lety +55

    I could go the rest of my life without ever seeing this film around Christmas.
    The first 2 are fine. In fact, the scene in Number 2 at the school Christmas party is actually really endearing.
    But 3 is just... pain. Pure pain to sit through.

  • @Scotty2303
    @Scotty2303 Před 4 lety +6

    "Helloooo I'm The Nostalgia Critic I Remember It So YOU Don't Have To."
    Brilliant Christmas Gift.

  • @musicfromyourhead1223
    @musicfromyourhead1223 Před 4 lety +12

    "He decided to reveal himself to his in-laws 😂

  • @DoctorGrimmothy
    @DoctorGrimmothy Před 4 lety +176

    Nobody: Not a single squeak.
    That guy: Reveiw Diehard

  • @TRTMN-vs3ew
    @TRTMN-vs3ew Před 4 lety +28

    And that sums up my feelings for this film. Honestly, I loved the trilogy as a child and still hold a soft spot for all three films. The third one never seemed awful to me because I too lost myself to the fun and enjoyment this film has to offer.

    • @KarIsTheStar
      @KarIsTheStar Před 4 lety +2

      This is one of my favorite, and I think for similar reasons.

    • @icecreamhero2375
      @icecreamhero2375 Před 4 lety +1

      I think this movie is prefectly fine. It was verry well written. Most of the so called plot holes were explained by the movie.

  • @snaketooth0943
    @snaketooth0943 Před 4 lety +13

    Watching the review, I actually kind of thought the "I'll get a mop line" was kind of funny. You don't use mops on fire!
    "Am I really that fat?" Nice Toy Story 2 reference!

  • @A-Muse-U
    @A-Muse-U Před rokem +5

    Missed opportunity to not call it "the Santa Pause" on those long silences.