V/H/S (2012) KILL COUNT

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  • @austinberry5696
    @austinberry5696 Před 20 dny +6214

    I can imagine Chelsea sneaking into the editors office while theyre away, adding the goofy music with all the haunted house shenanigans, and then tiptoeing away all while giggling like a little leprechaun

  • @coolnerdlll6053
    @coolnerdlll6053 Před 20 dny +8743

    I never thought I'd see a show do a crossover with itself, but if the people crossing over are James, Chelsea and Zoran, I have no reason to complain.

    • @rsfilmdiscussionchannel4168
      @rsfilmdiscussionchannel4168 Před 20 dny +140

      Seeing them all together, standing and presenting feels crazy

    • @douwantabanana
      @douwantabanana Před 20 dny +55

      basically that one time family guy, american dad and the cleveland show did a 'crossover'

    • @jonah.donohue
      @jonah.donohue Před 20 dny +1

      ​@@douwantabananaStop talking about yourself

    • @douwantabanana
      @douwantabanana Před 20 dny +12

      @@jonah.donohue ?

    • @Asparagoose
      @Asparagoose Před 20 dny +8

      @@douwantabanana I think they meant to reply to the other guy in the thread dw

  • @mancechappell7956
    @mancechappell7956 Před 20 dny +3639

    Let’s all appreciate the continuity of Zoran wearing his flannel despite the uniformity

  • @SapphosDiary
    @SapphosDiary Před 19 dny +781

    Kinda unrelated, but im so happy there are real captions on this video. I just hope whoever is in charge of that knows it was very appreciated ❤

    • @DeadMeat
      @DeadMeat  Před 19 dny +347

      That's Executive Assistant Fiona!!

    • @noranizaazmi6523
      @noranizaazmi6523 Před 17 dny +87

      @@DeadMeat Thank you fiona!!!

    • @nickirkland1347
      @nickirkland1347 Před 17 dny +43

      Thank you Fiona!!!

    • @joshuaesparza9219
      @joshuaesparza9219 Před 16 dny +10

      Thank you for the glooby globs in the Terminator KC Fiona!!

    • @randam1005
      @randam1005 Před 16 dny +29

      I'll always resent youtube for removing the function allowing the community to caption videos. Sure there was some trolling but removing it has done way more harm than good

  • @silas-whatever
    @silas-whatever Před 20 dny +2266

    0:37 "I wanna... Watch Saw..." "Watch my kid!" absolutely slayed me 💀💀

    • @dr.doofenshmertz
      @dr.doofenshmertz Před 20 dny +128

      Based on James's face I don't think that was scripted.

    • @thedroneflyingviking1284
      @thedroneflyingviking1284 Před 20 dny +37

      Yeah that was great 😂

    • @mysteryninja354
      @mysteryninja354 Před 20 dny +26

      I don't think I've ever wanted to comment "this line was gold" so quickly into a video.

    • @wesleycoutonunes4064
      @wesleycoutonunes4064 Před 20 dny

      ​@@thedroneflyingviking1284DEATH SET LIST KILL COUNT: V/H/S (2012)
      3:37 #1.OLD MAN
      6:53 #2.SHANE
      7:12 #3.PATRICK
      8:12 #4.CLINT
      8:24 #5.BRAD
      13:08 #6.SAM
      15:26 #7.BRICK WALL VICTIM
      15:35 #8.RIVER VICTIM
      16:33 #9.SAMANTHA
      17:02 #10.SPIDER
      18:59 #11.JOEY
      19:24 #12.WENDY
      19:47 #13.ROX
      23:55 #14.ZAK
      24:03 #15.GARY
      28:44 #16-17.2 CULTISTS
      29:07 #18.CULTIST
      30:13 #19-22.PAUL, MATT, CHAD & TYLER
      33:11 IN THE END
      THE NUMBERS RESULTS
      RED WOMEN:3️⃣
      BLUE MAN:1️⃣9️⃣
      TOTAL:2️⃣2️⃣
      RANTIME:1️⃣1️⃣6️⃣ MINUTES = 2️⃣2️⃣ KILLS
      ONE KILL EVERY:5️⃣.2️⃣7️⃣ MINUTES =
      3️⃣.6️⃣7️⃣ KILLS PER SEGMENT

    • @envymordecai4429
      @envymordecai4429 Před 20 dny +4

      Knowing Zoran, they’re probably equatable 😂❤️

  • @RainWelsh
    @RainWelsh Před 20 dny +752

    21:36 James’ entire response to the arm thing had me in tears, he sounds genuinely horrified by what’s happening.
    “I thought it might be a spider bite”
    “So you did THAT?!”

    • @flickering-ghostlight
      @flickering-ghostlight Před 20 dny +33

      i love it it’s easily the most horrified i’ve heard James

    • @nikifisher76
      @nikifisher76 Před 19 dny +12

      Same!! "She needs to STOP!"" absolutely demolished me! 😂😂😂

  • @CremeDementedPresents
    @CremeDementedPresents Před 20 dny +1538

    "Chelsea...I'm Chelsea. Please watch the podcast." At 8:53 destroyed me lol

    • @talyncormier4214
      @talyncormier4214 Před 19 dny +14

      Now I gotta watch 😢

    • @Cameronthepeckerwood
      @Cameronthepeckerwood Před 19 dny +4

      I make better content

    • @Cameronthepeckerwood
      @Cameronthepeckerwood Před 19 dny +4

      I make better content

    • @AquiNoHayNadaParaTi.4
      @AquiNoHayNadaParaTi.4 Před 19 dny

      Nah, you don't. You make garbage​@@Cameronthepeckerwood

    • @konstance13
      @konstance13 Před 19 dny +48

      To each their own, but it's crazy to me when people say they exclusively watch the kill count. I love the variety of games, jokes, thought pieces, etc on the podcast.

  • @johnkubiak1154
    @johnkubiak1154 Před 19 dny +518

    The alt ending felt really oddly wholesome in a movie full of violence and sexual objectification the one group of people who were genuinely decent get to walk away with nothing more than a funny story to tell.

    • @MovieFan1912
      @MovieFan1912 Před 12 dny +50

      In my mind, that’s the real ending.

  • @ToxicAWOL
    @ToxicAWOL Před 20 dny +2402

    20:17 The moment where James is trying hard not to laugh at Zoran's dumb funny joke to validate it lol

  • @DodoRibeiro-ts6po
    @DodoRibeiro-ts6po Před 20 dny +2362

    James, Chelsea and Zoran co-hosting a KC is one of the most Dead Meat things ever and i loved it.

  • @PassTheMic2006
    @PassTheMic2006 Před 19 dny +610

    James - A solid middle ground of jokes and summarizing the film, chill but also goofy too, absolutely fits as like a “leader” of the trio
    Chelsea - Keeps things casual and down to earth, some funny jokes here and there but the most “played-straight” of them all (Not a complaint btw)
    Zoran - Focuses on jokes and laughs with slight tangents and a lot of edits, but still keeps things informative about what he’s covering
    I love how each of them have their own unique styles when it comes to how they do kill counts, and Ik it’s just for small segments but they really come to shine in them. Would love to see more of stuff like this! (I probably did a bad job putting their styles into words but you probably get what I mean lol)

  • @mkcstealth7624
    @mkcstealth7624 Před 19 dny +120

    What if the glitch murder entity is a play on the idea of nonconsenual filming, which is a nod to the other segments and explains why Wendy asks "why can't I film you?"

    • @occultOpossum
      @occultOpossum Před 17 dny +16

      That is a good thought, this movie was released in 2012 before that became *way* more of an issue, like it is today, but taking that interp def gives it more an interesting angle

  • @camerondodge2070
    @camerondodge2070 Před 20 dny +651

    11:35 There's a comic where the Joker does the exact thing. He breaks in, hides under a dude's bed, but doesn't kill him. Instead, every night while the man is asleep, Joker comes out from under the bed, and slightly moves/rearranges things in the man's house, just to mess with him. And then he left, no explanation. Terrifying.

    • @tsubakiofmelancholy6297
      @tsubakiofmelancholy6297 Před 19 dny +61

      Sounds to me he was doing a form of psychological torture. Make the man doubt his own sanity.

    • @steakknives
      @steakknives Před 19 dny +16

      Sounds like it was inspired by the Manson cult. They didn't hide under beds though.

    • @USAunitedstatesofmerica
      @USAunitedstatesofmerica Před 19 dny +7

      I hate that so much

    • @GodJack2099
      @GodJack2099 Před 16 dny +5

      @@tsubakiofmelancholy6297yeah he was doing the literal textbook definition of gaslighting lol

  • @creltry1756
    @creltry1756 Před 20 dny +700

    30:56 The best "Let's Get To The Numbers" bite I've ever seen on here

  • @CloakzysTurtle
    @CloakzysTurtle Před 20 dny +615

    "I wanna watch Saw..." "Watch my Kid" James' face after that had me rolling on the floor
    0:35

    • @yolokidhunter8539
      @yolokidhunter8539 Před 19 dny +16

      The absolute confusion mixed with his concern is amazing and the way Zoran just casually says it killed me

    • @virgovirtuoso
      @virgovirtuoso Před 18 dny +6

      reminds me of the face i probably made whenever I'd complain about being bored, my dad would offer chores like "you bored? wash the car"

    • @MasnDrk
      @MasnDrk Před 17 dny +4

      Definitely not apart of the script

  • @RealBradMiller
    @RealBradMiller Před 19 dny +164

    14:42 "Who looks like the lovechild between Chris Pratt and Shayne from Smosh." 😂😂😂

    • @jvictor001
      @jvictor001 Před 18 dny +22

      I was not expecting the Smosh reference lmao

    • @Mowpaw
      @Mowpaw Před 16 dny +13

      You mean Shayne from iCarly?

    • @brujahduk6492
      @brujahduk6492 Před 16 dny +2

      I died.... 💀

    • @bigfoot5358
      @bigfoot5358 Před 14 dny +1

      @@jvictor001me neither, I honestly started freaking out

  • @mikefomby8633
    @mikefomby8633 Před 20 dny +775

    I love how they are all doing this together
    Chelsea "Hi I'm Chelsea, please watch the podcast" Greatest line in the episode.

    • @DJFelixChester
      @DJFelixChester Před 20 dny +15

      I had to pause the episode just to laugh for a solid minute at that one.

    • @fanofsimonpegg
      @fanofsimonpegg Před 20 dny +11

      Was honestly expecting her to shill Fire Emblem Heroes too considering Chelsea voices a character there.

    • @tohkritxhaln2703
      @tohkritxhaln2703 Před 20 dny +5

      Don’t make speculations like that. It’s not only how rumors start, it’s entirely rude.
      Edit: The comment I was responding to is gone now.

    • @tundra4331
      @tundra4331 Před 19 dny

      ​@@tohkritxhaln2703?

  • @jadetheace
    @jadetheace Před 20 dny +740

    9:25 I just realized that part of the fortune was “a happy reunion with a loved one will make life all you wanted or dreamed it to be.” And what happens at the end? She gets reunited with her sapphic lover. Nice detail🥰

    • @DeadMeat
      @DeadMeat  Před 20 dny +372

      And turns out that was just a coincidence! That was the real fortune randomly given to them.

    • @dr.ham101
      @dr.ham101 Před 19 dny +30

      The Great Zoltar sees all

  • @50blessings52
    @50blessings52 Před 19 dny +498

    21:37
    Never, have I EVER heard James get to some degree legitimately freaked out by something, or at least play it up that much lmao

    • @TheNumbersGuy-bm6bt
      @TheNumbersGuy-bm6bt Před 18 dny +17

      He reacted that way in the Revenge kill count when the guy had a glass shard deep in his foot

    • @Sophie93-i1r
      @Sophie93-i1r Před 13 dny +2

      I believe this is him finding out the Director of thankskilling 3 is making Thankskilling 4 and 5 and so on

  • @twindrill2852
    @twindrill2852 Před 18 dny +46

    I like the alternate ending to the final short much more. The group manages to get out just in time and casually joke about what happened even as the car explodes behind them.

  • @bgoldschmidt2583
    @bgoldschmidt2583 Před 20 dny +1039

    Zoran's kid has got the best aunts and uncles they could ask for. That kid's gonna grow up with so much love, a great support system, and a great flannel wardrobe.

    • @Burgacat
      @Burgacat Před 20 dny +6

      ​@Joseph44141 hello there Joseph the bot

    • @MsVampirestories
      @MsVampirestories Před 20 dny +8

      Plus a love of horror movies

    • @vexingflame
      @vexingflame Před 20 dny

      ​@Joseph44141THE PEDOPHILE?!?! Iknow you bots are stupid, but this is a new low

    • @balabanasireti
      @balabanasireti Před 20 dny +4

      Who cares

    • @YouTubeFriendlyHandel
      @YouTubeFriendlyHandel Před 20 dny +20

      God this reply section sucks, we got bots and A-holes here🙄

  • @brandongamingtv7545
    @brandongamingtv7545 Před 20 dny +770

    26:41 that sudden "SAIL!" caught me off guard laughing haha

    • @nickphaux
      @nickphaux Před 20 dny +15

      Dude, sail by awolnation is playing on my radio like it does alot and the second i read this comment the song said 'SAIL!'. No joke

    • @alixnicolai-dashwood1266
      @alixnicolai-dashwood1266 Před 20 dny +4

      Headphone warning much

    • @ananananabop
      @ananananabop Před 20 dny +5

      I got Sail! jumpscared LMAO

    • @pure_sorcerer
      @pure_sorcerer Před 20 dny +23

      don't forget the one at 28:48

    • @tylerhill2189
      @tylerhill2189 Před 20 dny +6

      @@pure_sorcererthat’s the best one

  • @Scrofar
    @Scrofar Před 19 dny +420

    For all his wonderfully goofy, zany, and occasionally naughty antics, Zoran being a dad is one of the most wholesome and heartwarming things I'll never get tired of

  • @Senkushi
    @Senkushi Před 18 dny +107

    i do love the ultra self aware goofy ass "yeah we're all good, what a night, huh?" alternate ending of "10/31/98", it's so stupid it's wonderful

  • @saitojharry
    @saitojharry Před 20 dny +576

    29:20 Chelsea adding the ska music during the manic scene is so funny and somehow appropriate 😂

    • @ahha5684
      @ahha5684 Před 20 dny +7

      That’s the best part 😂

    • @creed8712
      @creed8712 Před 20 dny +7

      Remember, Ska came before Reggae

    • @therealxoc
      @therealxoc Před 20 dny +8

      This whole Count was fantastic (and the Writer Tim bit was such a worthy bonus), but yeah, I came here to say the same thing: sudden ska had me dying 😂

    • @isaiahp.4609
      @isaiahp.4609 Před 19 dny +2

      Gmod horror maps

    • @StickWithTrigger
      @StickWithTrigger Před 10 dny

      @@creed8712AAORON BARRETTTT

  • @marshmallsy
    @marshmallsy Před 19 dny +163

    I really loved how you guys tied in all the writers/directors for each short to the movies they've created over the years, it really put into perspective just HOW wild V/H/S is with all the talents that were involved!

    • @FIDEL_CASHFLOW_
      @FIDEL_CASHFLOW_ Před 17 dny +4

      And the series is finally getting the big name recognition that it deserves. Justin long and Kate Siegel are going to be in the next one that releases next month

  • @mimiwill89
    @mimiwill89 Před 20 dny +302

    This might be my favorite kill count. All three of the hosts in one kill count and writer Tim for the to the kills. This was glorious

  • @x0gucx
    @x0gucx Před 18 dny +14

    Dead meat is honestly one of the most wholesome channels, I love seeing the entire production get into bits. Can't wait to seem more for the rest of the vhs franchise ❤

  • @rebeccawebber
    @rebeccawebber Před 20 dny +214

    the baton pass off between segments is such a fun idea for anthology movies like v/h/s! it’s a great way to see all three hosting styles together!

  • @demiavery3300
    @demiavery3300 Před 20 dny +343

    That “please watch the podcast” was so out of nowhere and hilarious that I’m heading over and watching every single video on the other channel.
    Yall are literally my favorite youtubers and the only reason I’m consistently on it

  • @DKasper3201
    @DKasper3201 Před 20 dny +235

    17:20 do you know what I melted? THE DVD OF THAT MOVIE! FUCKKKKKKKKK YOUUUUUUUUU!!!!!! - best line

    • @MythicalPothead21
      @MythicalPothead21 Před 20 dny +12

      I said the same thing bro 😂😂😂

    • @ZombieManF
      @ZombieManF Před 20 dny +7

      - AHMN

    • @gavinbunting7354
      @gavinbunting7354 Před 18 dny

      Again, why is that a movie?

    • @drpibisback7680
      @drpibisback7680 Před 17 dny +3

      ​@@gavinbunting7354 Troma are legendary trash aficionados, and it's a fine line between "trash" and "just actually really bad." Sometimes you don't even know it's crossed the line until the movie's already made and it's too late.

    • @gavinbunting7354
      @gavinbunting7354 Před 17 dny

      @@drpibisback7680everytime I think I’ve seen the worst of it, there’s always another horror movie that is somehow even badder. Thankskilling seems funnier than that

  • @Heritage367
    @Heritage367 Před 17 dny +6

    As a former Blockbuster employee, this whole episode filmed me with so much nostalgia! Great work from everyone involved (especially Tim!)

  • @nartebear
    @nartebear Před 19 dny +219

    31:50 “never ever ever
    under any circumstances say I'll be
    right back”

  • @nnitro
    @nnitro Před 20 dny +153

    25:16 "i like it! :D"

    • @KingBongsly
      @KingBongsly Před 20 dny +12

      That's wild your comment popped up in the cycling comments on my phone the moment Chelsea said this...nah that was calculated

    • @travionemoss4438
      @travionemoss4438 Před 20 dny +3

      ​@@KingBongsly same

    • @charlescrews1623
      @charlescrews1623 Před 20 dny +8

      @@KingBongslyI think it does that when the time reaches it

    • @pebbleswindy775
      @pebbleswindy775 Před 19 dny +5

      She looks so cute when she says it. It made me smile and laugh at how frank it was. ❤😂

    • @crowyo9137
      @crowyo9137 Před 19 dny +1

      based porter robinson pfp

  • @tuckershuff1441
    @tuckershuff1441 Před 20 dny +239

    It's honestly crazy how many major players in the industry got their start in the V/H/S franchise. That's why I love this series as it's pretty much a vehicle for creatives to unabashedly show off their unique styles.

    • @Steelfox0329
      @Steelfox0329 Před 20 dny +16

      Many famous directors and producers got started at Troma. That's the biggest glow-up ever! That includes James Gunn if I remember correctly.

  • @sockgoblin2942
    @sockgoblin2942 Před 19 dny +17

    Petition for Chelsea to edit ska music over the most scary parts of horror movies in kill counts

  • @Dahliasworld180
    @Dahliasworld180 Před 20 dny +693

    The love child of Chris Pratt and Shayne from Smosh is a level of accuracy I didn’t know I needed 😂

    • @michaelray3865
      @michaelray3865 Před 20 dny +41

      Funny you should say that, since Chris Pratt was on a Smosh segment in pretty much to embarrass Courtney whose crush for him was evident…

    • @arrowpride5468
      @arrowpride5468 Před 20 dny +17

      This comment would mess Courtney up fr fr

    • @robbykunkel5263
      @robbykunkel5263 Před 20 dny +3

      Loved that reference

    • @evairywon
      @evairywon Před 20 dny +24

      damn now i want a dead meat x smosh crossover

    • @tibb75
      @tibb75 Před 20 dny

      ​@@arrowpride5468 I doubt that it still would

  • @EliteCeltic
    @EliteCeltic Před 20 dny +213

    I do appreciate the subtle dead by daylight reference Zoran made at 18:26

    • @ipawmzone8715
      @ipawmzone8715 Před 20 dny +29

      I would kill to have the trio added to dead by daylight, probably James as the main survivor with Chelsea and Zoran as legendary skins

    • @johnsonsharon81
      @johnsonsharon81 Před 20 dny +10

      @@EliteCeltic maybe he's foreshadowing 🤔. . .

    • @EliteCeltic
      @EliteCeltic Před 20 dny +11

      @@johnsonsharon81 to be fair there has been more and more mention of dead by daylight on the channel so…fun to speculate

  • @apurplelife
    @apurplelife Před 20 dny +98

    That Writer Tim segment had me CACKLING!!! Fantastic job everyone - this entire episode was wonderful, but that was the funniest thing I've seen in a bit. Thank you for all you do!

  • @williamburns2.026
    @williamburns2.026 Před 15 dny +4

    "We've Kill Counted the format before with the Tales from the Hood trilogy."
    Trick R' Treat: Am I a joke to you?

  • @sammyruntz
    @sammyruntz Před 20 dny +72

    Knowing James's love for Scream, I love the detail of Writer Tim's last message being "I'll be right back"

  • @no1caresaboutevan300
    @no1caresaboutevan300 Před 20 dny +113

    Jame's face at 0:40 when Zoran said watch my kid killed me and i had to replay it several times. Amazing Kill count.

  • @ThorgisArcade
    @ThorgisArcade Před 20 dny +196

    That "To the Numbers" bit was amazing. And always happy to see Chelsea and Zoran get some time in front of the camera.

    • @evanartist8060
      @evanartist8060 Před 19 dny +1

      Both surprised and unsurprised to learn one of my favorite fighting game youtubers also watches one of my favorite horror youtubers. Nice.

  • @florescent93
    @florescent93 Před 18 dny +3

    One of the few remaining large youtube accounts made by creatives. The amount of work and energy that goes into every video the DM puts out should be the gold standard. Keep up the great work!

  • @matthewmitchell3253
    @matthewmitchell3253 Před 20 dny +230

    Chelsea with the line of the year at 10:20! 😂
    And Zoran’s “watch my baby”.
    Amazing video!!

  • @cameronc6932
    @cameronc6932 Před 20 dny +674

    The fact that we have James Chelsea and Zoran all host a kill count in one episode is crazy

  • @greysonrepko1497
    @greysonrepko1497 Před 20 dny +45

    32:21 Honestly the funniest part of the video for me

  • @lucagiacolone8781
    @lucagiacolone8781 Před 19 dny +7

    At 32:20 the “the fuck did I trip on” to the “but it just kinda fucks off” was so good.

  • @But.Must.I
    @But.Must.I Před 20 dny +93

    Chelsea saying hi and "please watch the podcast" made me pause the video to wheeze. Chelsea is my favourite part of the channel and the podcast is my favourite piece of Dead Meat media!

  • @tokubrony9447
    @tokubrony9447 Před 20 dny +290

    I'm starting to notice the 'Zoran hates Lime Shrimp ramen' running gag after this and They Talk: Urban Legend. It's consistently pretty funny.

    • @AnvilPictures
      @AnvilPictures Před 20 dny +2

      I prefer deep Fried Shrimp. It tastes like chicken

    • @MovieFan1912
      @MovieFan1912 Před 20 dny +1

      I thought I was the only one who noticed that running joke.

    • @tokubrony9447
      @tokubrony9447 Před 20 dny +5

      @@MovieFan1912 I noticed as I played that moment back to try and figure out what he said. I like running gags that are consistently funny.

    • @Chad2Underscores
      @Chad2Underscores Před 20 dny +7

      Which is weird because Lime Shrimp is one of the best flavors of the Maruchan choices.
      Second only to Lime CHILI Shrimp. Guess I have a type.

  • @vampirex3607
    @vampirex3607 Před 19 dny +283

    Chelsea saying “10/31/98 my favorite Stephen King novel” actually killed me I’ve been laughing for 5 minutes straight

    • @Kiss_My_Aspergers
      @Kiss_My_Aspergers Před 18 dny

      Idgi =(

    • @Col-DUKE
      @Col-DUKE Před 18 dny +5

      god that joke is so funny, book is amazing too

    • @THExLIFExISxTOxSHORT
      @THExLIFExISxTOxSHORT Před 18 dny +4

      Sorry, but could you explain the joke to me? I didn't get it :(

    • @Col-DUKE
      @Col-DUKE Před 18 dny +23

      @@THExLIFExISxTOxSHORT so there is a Stephen King book titled 11/22/63, and in base terms it’s about a guy who goes back in time to save JFK from being assassinated, amazing read

    • @THExLIFExISxTOxSHORT
      @THExLIFExISxTOxSHORT Před 18 dny +4

      @@Col-DUKE ohh thank you, that sounds awesome! Definitely have to check it out :)

  • @faloughasch9239
    @faloughasch9239 Před 15 dny +3

    I don't know why but Chelsea's quiet "Please watch the podcast" fucking killed me.

  • @DavenWatts-yf1mk
    @DavenWatts-yf1mk Před 19 dny +146

    31:45 the “Not porn” folder had me dying

    • @lowcarbcomedy
      @lowcarbcomedy Před 19 dny +35

      Nice catch! Love when people find my silly Easter eggs

    • @sleazymeezy
      @sleazymeezy Před 18 dny +4

      Well of course. The hub is on the Web, not in a file

    • @DavenWatts-yf1mk
      @DavenWatts-yf1mk Před 18 dny +2

      @@sleazymeezy Fair point which leaves me the question. If it’s not porn then…WHAT IS IN THE FOLDER!?

    • @KiVa_KiVa_KiVa
      @KiVa_KiVa_KiVa Před 18 dny

      @@DavenWatts-yf1mk Something that isn’t porn

    • @behelit1997
      @behelit1997 Před 17 dny +1

      ​@@DavenWatts-yf1mkIdk probably pirated VHS rips of dungeons and dragons

  • @ahha5684
    @ahha5684 Před 20 dny +113

    “Watch my kid” 😂 Zoran is absolutely hilarious

  • @jorgeamaya6407
    @jorgeamaya6407 Před 19 dny +120

    Ok but the QUALITY of this years kcs is impeccable! This is next level CZcams. Congratulations to the writers, editors, hosts, and the whole team!

  • @TheAmandafallon
    @TheAmandafallon Před 13 dny +1

    “But it just kind of fucks off” is so freaking funny. LOVED this one. So excited for the next episodes. Well done yall.

  • @airexyskai5359
    @airexyskai5359 Před 20 dny +54

    "Watch my kid" was the FUNNIEST line. What a way to keep mixing up the content. Amazing work guys!!!

  • @spengrantest
    @spengrantest Před 20 dny +53

    I love the different styles of writing and humour the three of you each bring! James is pretty standard, we're all used to it at this point, Zoran is very innocent and nerdy, and Chelsea draws things out JUST long enough for it to be absurdist and go past awkward and into comedy again. There's always been a difference, but it's so much more tangible feeling here with the ability to directly contrast and I adore it.

  • @sharyageorge
    @sharyageorge Před 20 dny +59

    17:57 cool Grinch reference! “You’re the the the Glitch!”

    • @AnvilPictures
      @AnvilPictures Před 20 dny +6

      🎶your sounds are grading noisssse🎶

    • @riddly5491
      @riddly5491 Před 20 dny

      I was also coming here to comment this, love that movie

  • @brynnluger9498
    @brynnluger9498 Před 11 dny +3

    The guys in the last short genuinely seemed like such good people

  • @alexisguzman9784
    @alexisguzman9784 Před 19 dny +47

    28:47 the sudden "SAIL" killed me😂🤣🤣

  • @juanoro-barcenas79495
    @juanoro-barcenas79495 Před 20 dny +148

    The 3 Hosts Idea is a fun concept. Hopefully we see something like this in the near future since all 3 have a unique dynamic with amazing chemistry.

  • @HuyenTueDao
    @HuyenTueDao Před 20 dny +62

    The tag team Kill Count is something I never realized I truly needed. Hope this continues for the rest of the series! Want more Chelsea and Zoran Kill Count hosting in my life.

  • @lemursonasofa2954
    @lemursonasofa2954 Před 18 dny +5

    Characters in 10/31/98: Screaming for their lives in a haunted mansion that's trying to kill them and then being trapped in a car as a train approaches them with no escape.
    The song of choice: 🤡🪕🎺

  • @GhostGhosterson
    @GhostGhosterson Před 20 dny +73

    I dont know about anyone else but this is one of the few horror movies that whenever i watch it. It keeps me up at night. That shot in the stairwell with the siren where its all blurry is one of the creepiest things to me.

    • @corbin101
      @corbin101 Před 20 dny

      Watched it when I was in my early teens with all my older cousins and brother… we still quote that one to this day and are all still terrified of it 😂

    • @GhostGhosterson
      @GhostGhosterson Před 20 dny

      @@corbin101 dude same experience where id go visit my cousin and we'd just stay up til like 3 in the morning after eating pizza and he'd drink lightly so one while he was a bit buzzed he was all "dude wanna watch this awesome horror movie"
      He turned this movie on and it was just this rare feeling of a horror movie actually being scary to me

    • @briankaslewicz6130
      @briankaslewicz6130 Před 20 dny +1

      Despite its flaws, the first movie does an awesome job at feeling like a snuff film you feel like you aren't supposed to watch. (Most of) the sequels might have some more creative segments & production value, but miss the mark when it comes to genuine dread (exception being Safe Haven, wow what a segment)

    • @GhostGhosterson
      @GhostGhosterson Před 20 dny

      @@briankaslewicz6130 VHS 2 and its segment with the kids desperately running from the aliens is both sad and terrifying yet it stands out as the one i remember most from that movie next to the zombie bodycam

    • @purpledragon2442
      @purpledragon2442 Před 20 dny

      I remember watching the first couple and falling in love with the series! I didn’t know they had so many. I really need to go back and watch them. They’re the movies that made me fall in love with the “found footage” style movies.
      Can’t say they kept me up at night but they stay in my head for a while.

  • @gennix404
    @gennix404 Před 20 dny +26

    10/31/98 is imo the best segment in the entire franchise idk why I just love the idea of dudes accidentally wandering into a haunted house and not realizing it

  • @VivaLaDnDLogs
    @VivaLaDnDLogs Před 20 dny +34

    This switching of hosts makes me want more anthology series on the Kill Count. Also, by far, the best "To the Numbers" bit the channel has done yet.
    *Writer Tim turns to run, but he trips on a whole lot of nothing.*
    _falling sounds_
    "The f*** did I trip on?"

  • @CoJoGrizzlo
    @CoJoGrizzlo Před 4 dny +1

    *31:02** Tim is straight up playing discount human music, and you won’t convince me otherwise*

  • @postachonomas7257
    @postachonomas7257 Před 20 dny +57

    14:44 Shayne from Smosh mentioned 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥

    • @Mythicarium
      @Mythicarium Před 18 dny

      Another banger by Shayne from iCarly

  • @thatoneguyonahorse6570
    @thatoneguyonahorse6570 Před 20 dny +29

    That mountain devil prank video has haunted me for years. Not because it was scary but because I saw it like 10 years ago and have never been able to find it again because I couldn’t remember the fucking name of it. I love you guys

  • @zackwaldron5334
    @zackwaldron5334 Před 20 dny +303

    The three of them all doing it is really funny to me

    • @shadowlinkbds
      @shadowlinkbds Před 20 dny +4

      Ignoring this dumb ignorance above (God I hate these dumb I'm better comments where they give out shit when they say they're better), I definitely agree all three of them are doing these V/H/S killcounts together is a ton of fun.

    • @TheMirksta
      @TheMirksta Před 20 dny +10

      Hey! Phrasing!

    • @james2160
      @james2160 Před 20 dny +2

      @@TheMirksta 💀💀

    • @theforestwelcomesyou
      @theforestwelcomesyou Před 20 dny +1

      @@shadowlinkbds they're ragebait bots btw

  • @corypowercat7277
    @corypowercat7277 Před 7 dny +2

    31:58 the SIRI talking during the scary bit and predicting all that happens reminds me of a movie that I saw on Tubi that involved a writer being stalked in his home.

  • @ItzJacob507
    @ItzJacob507 Před 20 dny +38

    33:15 Wendy's logo😂😂😂😂😂

  • @WatasyWahyo
    @WatasyWahyo Před 20 dny +67

    we need more Chelsea on the kill count, i love her narration, danganropa is one of my favorites because of her

    • @coolnerdlll6053
      @coolnerdlll6053 Před 20 dny +2

      I almost want to live in a parallel universe where she runs the Kill Count and James runs the Podcast.

  • @FanOfAlot
    @FanOfAlot Před 20 dny +44

    Can't wait for abigail, hope they mention the line "Sammy, those are fucking onions" 😂

    • @Killerclips420
      @Killerclips420 Před 19 dny +6

      I’m so glad someone else thought that line delivery was just as funny as me Dan Steven’s whole everything is so funny 💀

    • @FanOfAlot
      @FanOfAlot Před 19 dny +2

      @@Killerclips420 it's like my favorite line almost out of the whole movie!

    • @geoffreyfyfe2248
      @geoffreyfyfe2248 Před 19 dny +3

      ​​@@Killerclips420 I describe his tone as "annoyed but not the least bit surprised." Stevens' "surrounded by idiots" attitude throughout the movie was perfect.

  • @silverscreenslasher1490
    @silverscreenslasher1490 Před 20 dny +84

    Seeing James, Chelsea AND Zoran all hosting a Kill Count together? I LOVE IT! YOU GUYS ALL ROCK!!! WOOOOO!!!

  • @trustindean5164
    @trustindean5164 Před 20 dny +93

    Chelseas bits were the best part of this video. The extremely long and specific fortune telling and the repeated ska music was just so fuckin good dude

  • @richardcrew417
    @richardcrew417 Před 20 dny +25

    "He has to see her thingies on tape" Chelsea is really funny in her delivery

  • @magnesiumoxide6863
    @magnesiumoxide6863 Před 18 dny +6

    Chelsea's love of gambling is so friggin funny

  • @sammessor7290
    @sammessor7290 Před 20 dny +29

    The co hosting here is the best of all worlds~ Getting all three of yalls style in this is so much fun.

  • @OriginalWhiteTornado
    @OriginalWhiteTornado Před 20 dny +36

    Holy fuck, the editing on the last segment was gold. I don't laugh out loud often but the ska music slayed me.

  • @scribblemyface
    @scribblemyface Před 19 dny +24

    32:47 - oh my god??? lol

  • @kaitlinlucyk1375
    @kaitlinlucyk1375 Před 5 dny +2

    I will never complain about seeing Chelsea and Zoran on Kill Counts ❤️

  • @sarahmemmott6282
    @sarahmemmott6282 Před 20 dny +42

    All three of you hosting the kill count feels like inviting all of your hilarious, chaotic friends to one event--and I LOVE it

  • @tyjoe9792
    @tyjoe9792 Před 20 dny +69

    9:51 The Patriots were down 28 - 3

    • @Ryanwizardstaff
      @Ryanwizardstaff Před 20 dny +4

      It was close enough, Falcons really shit the bed either way.

    • @16gords
      @16gords Před 20 dny +8

      Lol knew as soon as she said it. I love Chelsea but we pats fans are gonna hold onto that one in these relatively dark times. Still can't believe Gostkowski missed that extra point

    • @nohandbeyond6003
      @nohandbeyond6003 Před 19 dny +3

      As a Falcons Fan, everwhere i go i am constantly reminded of my team being ***** and ******** and ********* doing ********* with ****** and *********.

    • @velvetunderbite
      @velvetunderbite Před 19 dny

      thank you lol

    • @lukecote8336
      @lukecote8336 Před 2 dny +1

      ​@@nohandbeyond6003Don't worry. Time heals all wounds.

  • @Creazity8956
    @Creazity8956 Před 20 dny +18

    I get why Chelsea wanted to do the last one, it was bittersweet but the fact that those good boys were risking their life’s to save someone is a pretty good way to end the movie.
    And that alternate ending can also be interpreted as the boys being able move on as ghosts enjoying each other’s presence on earth instead of being haunting sprits due to how good they were regardless, hope they can live on in the afterlife.

  • @pomegranateman
    @pomegranateman Před 6 dny +1

    The switching presenters idea should make a return. This episode was awesome.

  • @tobeikari578
    @tobeikari578 Před 20 dny +23

    20:25 "Who titled this? Panic at the Disco?" lol probably

  • @loselot6044
    @loselot6044 Před 20 dny +86

    James, Chelsea, and Zoran all hosting a kill count together? Man I wasn't expecting to be spoiled like this today.

  • @crimson_fox_king7487
    @crimson_fox_king7487 Před 20 dny +46

    0:32 watch my kid

  • @aStrix171
    @aStrix171 Před 14 dny +1

    The overall framing of yall being a movie rental staff worked really well. To Chelsea : the Podcast is my favorite Dead Meat content & I look forward to it every other week

  • @XPosseiusX
    @XPosseiusX Před 19 dny +38

    ""But it just kind of fucks off" 32:30, Damn creepy baby thas was just evil man.

  • @motodog242
    @motodog242 Před 20 dny +10

    😂😂😂 14:40 “The love child of Chris Pratt and Shayne from Smosh.” Shayne will probably laugh his ass off at that too. 😂

  • @CarolinaCactaur
    @CarolinaCactaur Před 20 dny +163

    3 different hosts. Damn this is gonna be great.

  • @d.a.r.k.o.iscool...
    @d.a.r.k.o.iscool... Před 18 dny +5

    Thank you for finally doing the vhs franchise cause these are some of my favorite movies and I love your content guys keep it upp

  • @cryptidrecording
    @cryptidrecording Před 20 dny +46

    Chelsea’s lil ‘I like it!’ is gonna embed itself in my brain. :0)

  • @Lineman72T
    @Lineman72T Před 20 dny +14

    Choosing to use a rotating host crew for the different segments was such a great idea. Loved this episode

  • @SecondaryHaha
    @SecondaryHaha Před 20 dny +20

    32:58 i could hear the half life gib sound, so crunchy. also hl2 fall damage sound

  • @TheNamesDragon
    @TheNamesDragon Před 18 dny +4

    30:26 they were the only guys who were actually likable and deserved the happy ending.

  • @KipAshley
    @KipAshley Před 20 dny +74

    i just recently watched all of the vhs movies and thought about how it would be cool to see james cover them lmao