Crackhead Crawling threw the Sewers, Singing Amazing Grace in E. Gallie FL

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  • čas přidán 8. 09. 2024
  • crackhead crawling in the sewer singing amazing grace in E Gallie FL PT 2

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  • @stachelkatus584
    @stachelkatus584 Před 4 lety +12513

    This would be the perfect thing to happen when you switch to Trevor.

  • @bob9644
    @bob9644 Před 5 lety +12801

    “Are you hiding from somebody?”
    “Nope”
    “Then wtf you doing down there”
    *Amazing grace*

  • @sTaRkZ091
    @sTaRkZ091 Před 4 lety +12307

    I bet you he was having one hell of an adventure though.

  • @Psychonaut165
    @Psychonaut165 Před 4 měsíci +750

    “Wtf are you doing?!”
    “… idk bro. I was following instructions.”
    This might be the most important side quest of all time.

    • @Seriouslydave
      @Seriouslydave Před 4 měsíci +2

      Think he said i weren't following instructions but it was fast, makes more sense. Unless you believe in paranormal or gods, or schizophrenia.

    • @chunkycomet9117
      @chunkycomet9117 Před 4 měsíci +7

      @@Seriouslydave or, idk, drugs. Hard to believe drugs exist though, right? some some spooky folktale

    • @Psychonaut165
      @Psychonaut165 Před 3 měsíci

      @@chunkycomet9117 yeah could be drug induced psychosis. Someone probably thought they lost their drugs. I’ve seen that a few times, meth heads walking around and night looking for something on the ground.

    • @dragulia_venaro
      @dragulia_venaro Před 3 měsíci +1

      ​@@Seriouslydave more like he's believe in meth.

    • @Nickxxx85
      @Nickxxx85 Před 3 měsíci

      I can bet some other dude who was high get this amazing plan how to get to the other side of some backyard or something and gave all the instructions to his high on drugs friend whose brain while working on crazy frequencies figured out this is so simple and brilliant:D
      yeah I know it from experience:D

  • @lanvu9323
    @lanvu9323 Před 4 lety +4627

    Don’t call yourself a crackhead if you haven’t thrown up inside a sewer and sung Amazing grace

  • @JR-me7yk
    @JR-me7yk Před 4 lety +4917

    Hes just waiting for his wanted level to go down

  • @spriteseok
    @spriteseok Před 4 lety +14212

    This man is literally the real life version of “instructions not clear, ended up in a sewer”

    • @Jake-vl3ej
      @Jake-vl3ej Před 4 lety +40

      An I oop

    • @spriteseok
      @spriteseok Před 4 lety +49

      Vextrove actually I didn’t want to leave it blank because I wanted people to understand (also you’re the only one complaining out of 176 people so that says something about you lol)

    • @spriteseok
      @spriteseok Před 4 lety +48

      Vextrove well it’s not your joke so why are you so pressed

    • @carson8936
      @carson8936 Před 4 lety +6

      I liked then unliked because 666

    • @thecheese1120
      @thecheese1120 Před 4 lety +18

      Vextrove way better than the shit you could come up with

  • @jpdelete
    @jpdelete Před 4 měsíci +674

    It's the "sorry bro" for me 😭 he so polite and the guy who ain't even trapped is so mad

    • @momo23461
      @momo23461 Před 4 měsíci +91

      Bro was genuinely mad he was stuck down there lmao 🤣😂

    • @manuelkohpei3719
      @manuelkohpei3719 Před 4 měsíci +61

      The guy being mad without a reason at a trapped man is making me incredibly angry. No help, just shittalk

    • @Theimmortal94
      @Theimmortal94 Před 4 měsíci +11

      ​@manuelkohpei3719 Yeah sure. Next time you find a crackhead down the drain with a flashlight singing amazing grace who's just "following instructions" what? You'd let him out without questioning it? Besides what don't you get about "your STUCK in the gutter"? don't you think if you could just lift the the drainage cap of from above the guy whos stuck inside would also be able to... right? Plus I'm sure he called someone with an angel grinder and a badge 😆

    • @kylelacey1212
      @kylelacey1212 Před 4 měsíci +19

      If you've ever interacted with drug addicts, they can be incredibly frustrating. Especially when they are endangering themselves or others.

    • @manuelkohpei3719
      @manuelkohpei3719 Před 4 měsíci +4

      @@Theimmortal94 hmm, guess you're right, but why so serious in such a hillarious situation? :D Thinking about it now, i would have questioned him myself, but propably would die of laughter in the meantime, knowing help is on the way. But not front him like that in such a redundant way

  • @joeyramirezz
    @joeyramirezz Před 4 lety +11240

    This is the part “it” didn’t want to show you about Georgie 27 years later...

  • @jonw9791
    @jonw9791 Před 4 lety +6255

    **Hears echoing of amazing grace in the sewers**
    Pennywise: aight imma head out

    • @t4z377
      @t4z377 Před 4 lety +11

      Main thing that scares pennywise are shooters

    • @doglas.
      @doglas. Před 4 lety +67

      Pennywise: Why do i hear boss music?

    • @fznf3376
      @fznf3376 Před 4 lety

      copied

    • @jonw9791
      @jonw9791 Před 4 lety +1

      so ca nope just an obvious joke to go for

    • @fznf3376
      @fznf3376 Před 4 lety +1

      @@jonw9791 fair enough

  • @diegovillalobos831
    @diegovillalobos831 Před 4 lety +9199

    georgie never died, he just started doing crack down there

    • @drecavant2674
      @drecavant2674 Před 4 lety +66

      Diego Villalobos Give this man a Fucking best CZcams comment ever award right now goddammit👏

    • @BvckGames
      @BvckGames Před 4 lety +9

      @top.comment.god

    • @tea8290
      @tea8290 Před 4 lety +79

      Took "we all float down here" to a whole new level. He's high AF 😅

    • @DM-bv9uh
      @DM-bv9uh Před 4 lety +2

      Lmfao

    • @kyleleighty2692
      @kyleleighty2692 Před 4 lety +3

      Thank you for the comedy 😂😂

  • @prodChristo9her
    @prodChristo9her Před 5 měsíci +907

    “Is that Derrick”
    “NO IT AINT DERRICK” 😭😭🤣

  • @peterluftensteiner4376
    @peterluftensteiner4376 Před 4 lety +5936

    He seems kinda chill ngl...
    Literally just vibing in the sewers.

  • @b0x1n9f4n
    @b0x1n9f4n Před 4 lety +6901

    “You’re stuck in a goddamn gutter man.”
    When someone tells you this and it’s no longer a metaphor, it’s time to put the crack pipe down.

    • @GyzelE
      @GyzelE Před 4 lety +166

      I love the qualifier "no longer just a metaphor"

    • @suprcrzy
      @suprcrzy Před 4 lety +83

      Its funny until he keeps repeating that part trying to get the crackhead to understand what he's saying, and then it just becomes sad.

    • @revenone1077
      @revenone1077 Před 4 lety +35

      Probably a good time to smoke more.

    • @spencerchase6084
      @spencerchase6084 Před 4 lety +5

      Underrated comment. I laughed out loud.

    • @Titomjay
      @Titomjay Před 4 lety +3

      For REAL MAN.. Seriously Ludacris 😐

  • @baelek
    @baelek Před 4 lety +2817

    "I'm following instructions"
    This G knows something we don't🤔

    • @foerdie
      @foerdie Před 4 lety +49

      @Godly King nah he not, this maybe a part of a training from Master Splinter

    • @cedrick25
      @cedrick25 Před 4 lety +19

      @@foerdie nah mate the turtles are playing a prank, purple dude with the gadgets probably drugged him

    • @zaifaa1123
      @zaifaa1123 Před 4 lety +29

      He’s doing the Easter egg

    • @WakingDuck
      @WakingDuck Před 4 lety +5

      That’s what I always thought! We need to know who gave the instructions

    • @apolinarhowell7783
      @apolinarhowell7783 Před 4 lety +3

      He’s built different

  • @ianhayes3980
    @ianhayes3980 Před 4 měsíci +339

    When ever you feel down or in a bad situation just remember somewhere there is a crack head crawling through the sewers looking for his imaginary cat

    • @paragonfilms1531
      @paragonfilms1531 Před 4 měsíci +33

      he lost his Alen key, makes sense to me

    • @Dr_KW
      @Dr_KW Před 4 měsíci +37

      He's just following instructions

    • @Snotoleks
      @Snotoleks Před 4 měsíci +2

      i thought he meant the drug kat, that he dropped in there from above lol

    • @DanielNicolaiStrand
      @DanielNicolaiStrand Před 3 měsíci +1

      cat or ket? big difference

    • @thomashalm8585
      @thomashalm8585 Před 3 měsíci +3

      And that will make you feel better? To know that people are more lost than you makes you feel better? A lot of us are sick in the heads. We just dont know it.

  • @MrSanfrinsisco
    @MrSanfrinsisco Před 4 lety +2461

    "I ain't your buddy, well I guess I am tonight" - Idk why but that kinda wholesome

  • @joe4916
    @joe4916 Před 4 lety +4888

    "What are you doing man"
    Druggie: " I do as the crystal guides"

  • @robplaysgames786
    @robplaysgames786 Před 4 lety +16412

    “Ur trapped in the goddamn gutter man”
    “Yeah I see it”

    • @Twebs12
      @Twebs12 Před 4 lety +7

      Ghost czcams.com/video/mxt6oY9o0jI/video.html

    • @k.c4178
      @k.c4178 Před 4 lety +62

      So I’m 20, and I had a homeless dude buy me something in a store in San Fran, and he was tweaking like this the entire time😂😂😂 had me dead

    • @kodoku444
      @kodoku444 Před 4 lety +108

      Kale Carter *nigga what?*

    • @up2richie447
      @up2richie447 Před 4 lety +7

      Mayn*

    • @bananaboat5031
      @bananaboat5031 Před 4 lety +5

      Kale Carter what💀💀💀

  • @RogerFedora
    @RogerFedora Před 5 měsíci +424

    That's a Crackhead Ninja Turtle. Crackatello. The pizza was late so he hit the pipe. Cowabunga.

    • @haydenc41_82
      @haydenc41_82 Před 4 měsíci +25

      Bro crackatello had me rolling lol

    • @raetime2350
      @raetime2350 Před 4 měsíci +20

      Crackabunga!

    • @uuuultra
      @uuuultra Před 4 měsíci +17

      it's Hunter Biden

    • @shanerorko8076
      @shanerorko8076 Před 4 měsíci +4

      Yea bruh, he's just had a glass barbeque and trying to find master splinter to ask if he wants a hit too.

    • @RogerFedora
      @RogerFedora Před 4 měsíci +9

      @@uuuultra this comment has been flagged for failing to be funny. Please try again.

  • @f0x038
    @f0x038 Před 4 lety +8927

    Mom: “Go play with the neighbors kid!”
    The Neighbors Kid:

    • @thedailyrage2561
      @thedailyrage2561 Před 4 lety +30

      Actually funny

    • @milk7767
      @milk7767 Před 4 lety +1

      Ah yes a fellow man of Pyrocynical culture

    • @litt1534
      @litt1534 Před 4 lety +1

      That is true, the neighbors kid like to swim in the nastiest places

    • @myview5840
      @myview5840 Před 4 lety +4

      Mum, i got me a new pet, any idea what a lesser spotted gutter crack head eats. Can we keep it, please

    • @chuyistheshiz6811
      @chuyistheshiz6811 Před 4 lety

      Lol

  • @osfractum4090
    @osfractum4090 Před 4 lety +14764

    Plot twist:
    The guy recording is the crackheads conscience

    • @reuben4710
      @reuben4710 Před 4 lety +272

      That's some weird Fight Club stuff right there.

    • @quixoticrage4190
      @quixoticrage4190 Před 4 lety +239

      This makes the video 10x better

    • @linaluv215
      @linaluv215 Před 4 lety +16

      Lmaooooo

    • @LiLRafasauresDaFirst
      @LiLRafasauresDaFirst Před 4 lety +154

      It's facts tho this person came across this person for a reason.. to let him know that he's not Derrick and he ain't his buddy, and tell em that he's trapped in tha goddamn gutter

    • @cesarleo8847
      @cesarleo8847 Před 4 lety +1

      Lmaoooooooo

  • @FumblsTheSniper
    @FumblsTheSniper Před 4 lety +3535

    I like how the guy with the camera seems mostly angry that there’s nothing to really do in this insane situation

    • @jzer21
      @jzer21 Před 4 lety +116

      Nothing to really do except...I don’t know...maybe, call for help?

    • @danielledavid12
      @danielledavid12 Před 4 lety +2

      jzer21 😂😂

    • @merilynmikiveer1476
      @merilynmikiveer1476 Před 4 lety +101

      @@jzer21 well in the vid he said he gon get him help, sadly we don't see the part what happened after that. The guy was mad cause he gave a shit about other human being, first thing we hear is the addict who's puking.

    • @AdvancePlays
      @AdvancePlays Před 4 lety +69

      @@merilynmikiveer1476 Yeah you got it, at some point it doesn't matter if you know the guy or not, you're gonna be pissed at folk for putting themselves in danger. that's just humans looking out for each other. evidently that point is when they're high as a rocket in the damn sewers lmao

    • @michaelwilson9184
      @michaelwilson9184 Před 4 lety +28

      He's sad for that persons soul

  • @MORGZMACHINE
    @MORGZMACHINE Před 5 měsíci +71

    This might just be the beginning of an amazing friendship 😂😂😂

    • @therabidscorpion
      @therabidscorpion Před 3 měsíci +11

      I thought the same thing. You could picture these two, maybe at some place having breakfast or something years down the road, reminiscing about how one met the other while crawling through a sewer.

    • @MORGZMACHINE
      @MORGZMACHINE Před 3 měsíci

      @@therabidscorpion For reeeeal, hehe!

  • @ytfanman5076
    @ytfanman5076 Před 4 lety +3971

    Leave him alone, he was following instructions from Master Splinter.

    • @FlowerPride
      @FlowerPride Před 4 lety +29

      Anarcho-primitivism instructions

    • @tiffanycobbs158
      @tiffanycobbs158 Před 4 lety +20

      Imagine if he saw pennywise the psycho clown in the sewer he will be running for his life screaming ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that would be so hilarious 😆😆😆😆 lm dead 💀💀

    • @eddysmith9
      @eddysmith9 Před 4 lety +4

      😂😂😂

    • @inversion9651
      @inversion9651 Před 4 lety +1

      Yellow is better.

    • @ytfanman5076
      @ytfanman5076 Před 4 lety +7

      EF What does that have to do with anything?

  • @RafukaMillan
    @RafukaMillan Před 4 lety +7899

    Whenever I'm going through a rough patch I come back to this video to remind myself that I'm definitely not going through a rough patch.
    Edit: Pls everyone just stop replying to this, what are you all doing?

    • @user-jn4fn9od7u
      @user-jn4fn9od7u Před 4 lety +42

      YOU ARE VALID. NEVER UNDERMINE YOUR PROBLEMS. LOVE BOMB. 💓💖❤❤💓💓💓💖💓💖💓💖 THR POWER OF TWILIGHT SPARKLES COMPELS YOU STRANGER. 💖💕💖💓 THE FRIENDSHIP OF MAGIC NEVER FAILSKDNDJDBDIENELDBDJNDKDJDBD

    • @whitehorse8558
      @whitehorse8558 Před 4 lety +45

      Don't compare your experiences to others. That just undermines your own experiences and represses your problems, making you mentally and emotionally worse to the point you might end up like these people

    • @marxo6558
      @marxo6558 Před 4 lety +50

      Absolutely. Life is 50% easier if you are not a crackhead

    • @rhinestonecowboy9720
      @rhinestonecowboy9720 Před 4 lety +91

      Think it was just a joke guys

    • @whitehorse8558
      @whitehorse8558 Před 4 lety +15

      @@rhinestonecowboy9720 Far too many people think this way however

  • @knightmare7996
    @knightmare7996 Před 4 lety +3736

    If someone told me this was the “It” movie I’d believe them

  • @RobertMax888
    @RobertMax888 Před 4 měsíci +144

    man is humble. the guy filming said: "bro you done fkd up"
    and the sewer guy was just: "yea, I am sorry bro' 😂😂

  • @wyliesalimeno9602
    @wyliesalimeno9602 Před 4 lety +6322

    "I was following instructions... I had an Allen key."
    Man, I know putting Ikea furniture together can be confusing, but this is ridiculous.

    • @donovanhays
      @donovanhays Před 4 lety +121

      LMAO This comment deserves more likes... fuck Ikea furniture. Tiny ass allen keys that apparently can fall from your living room into sewers and 40 page instructions!

    • @traviscooper2205
      @traviscooper2205 Před 4 lety +18

      Read instructions that weren't even there.

    • @nickkelly1846
      @nickkelly1846 Před 4 lety +5

      😂🤣😂

    • @danksenpai
      @danksenpai Před 4 lety +3

      omfg best comment so far lmfao

    • @madorganicscientist2527
      @madorganicscientist2527 Před 4 lety +3

      😂🤣😂🤣😂 seriously can't stop laughing at these comments that's fucking hilarious 🤣😂🤣😂

  • @miyataz
    @miyataz Před 4 lety +12965

    This guy is so upset he’s stuck in the sewer. Like, he’s really mad at the crackhead lol

  • @dontbeaclown96
    @dontbeaclown96 Před 4 lety +4597

    _"Just following instructions"_
    That is kind of ominous, to be honest.

  • @seangonzalez184
    @seangonzalez184 Před 4 měsíci +58

    Needs to be a rescue mission in GTA6 where you gotta help out someone's crackhead brother complete a task but he somehow ended up in the sewer 😂

    • @butteryflakycrust4864
      @butteryflakycrust4864 Před 3 měsíci +7

      The dialogue reads like a GTA quest 🤣 “THE FUCK YOU DOIN MAN”

    • @therabidscorpion
      @therabidscorpion Před 3 měsíci +4

      It's kind of a situation Trevor from GTAV might find himself in.

    • @skbproject5589
      @skbproject5589 Před měsícem

      Gta6 will be a micro transaction wasteland

  • @hakimbayyan8151
    @hakimbayyan8151 Před 4 lety +9596

    If this ain’t rock bottom idk wtf is, hope he got clean.

    • @NickB-md1oy
      @NickB-md1oy Před 4 lety +495

      Hakim Bayyan I can assure you he did not

    • @alien_invation371
      @alien_invation371 Před 4 lety +159

      Nick Bottorf sad but true lmao

    • @dntwasteit8547
      @dntwasteit8547 Před 4 lety +60

      Nah the crack dealer making bread off him

    • @thespaniard977
      @thespaniard977 Před 4 lety +59

      The most annoying junkies in the world trust me I live with one from time to time every time I see one I wanna just beat the living shit out of them bro I swear to god

    • @yeah-xd5qi
      @yeah-xd5qi Před 4 lety +278

      The Spaniard fuck is wrong with you

  • @fadivuckovich9079
    @fadivuckovich9079 Před 4 lety +6394

    “IM JUST FOLLOWING INSTUCTIONS” 😂😂 “THERE IS NO FUCKEN INSTRUCTIONS”

  • @thefunnytvmanofthenight1537
    @thefunnytvmanofthenight1537 Před 4 lety +4616

    When rappers say “came from the gutter” this is what they mean

  • @Kadaf1
    @Kadaf1 Před 4 měsíci +66

    ''You're trapped in the god damn gutter man!''
    ''Yeah I know, sorry about that''.

    • @hourglassesandphatasses
      @hourglassesandphatasses Před 4 měsíci

      His outrage and confusion at a crackhead stuck in the sewer is fkn hilarious lmao

  • @itsdukes8863
    @itsdukes8863 Před 4 lety +5975

    That man Georgie really let him self go after losing that boat.

  • @garywallace7415
    @garywallace7415 Před 3 lety +5204

    As a former crackhead I can assure you this made sense to him. Grateful for 10 years of recovery.

    • @tobiramasenju6290
      @tobiramasenju6290 Před 3 lety +157

      What's the logic in going in a disgusting sewer? Genuine curiosity not trying to sound like a d***

    • @aaronpallerino
      @aaronpallerino Před 3 lety +278

      As a former meth user n occasional crack smoker it def made sense. Or he dropped or stashed his stash down the grate

    • @enjoi62137
      @enjoi62137 Před 3 lety +147

      @Btad eng Yeah, but he's probably also just out of it. If he's doing enough crack, or meth especially and has been up for a long time, he probably doesn't even truly realize what he is doing. It's crazy how your mind can get from chronic stimulant use, especially if you're doing them all the time. I've done my fair shares of stims. There's been times where I've stayed up for about 3 days, sometimes people go even farther.

    • @Cannibal_Actual
      @Cannibal_Actual Před 3 lety +28

      Good job Gary keep it up

    • @cardboardbox9119
      @cardboardbox9119 Před 3 lety +25

      I am happy you made it trough!

  • @kdphotos4691
    @kdphotos4691 Před 3 lety +3787

    "What the f*ck are you doing in here?!"
    "AMAAAAAAAZING GRACE..."

  • @SkinE-Vadee-Veechee
    @SkinE-Vadee-Veechee Před 4 měsíci +108

    "You're trapped in the God Dm gutter man!"
    Never more truthful words spoken to a person stuck in that lifestyle. Well said

    • @Premaire
      @Premaire Před 4 měsíci +3

      Couldn't have said it better myself.

    • @SkinE-Vadee-Veechee
      @SkinE-Vadee-Veechee Před 4 měsíci

      @@Premaire yes indeed. Hopefully the reality of that gutter life helps him come to his senses. 💩
      Time to unclog yourself you've been flushed down the drain by shitty choices.

  • @wadaglue8464
    @wadaglue8464 Před 4 lety +10457

    His brains so fried he thinks hes a Ninja Turtle.

  • @trapgambino6819
    @trapgambino6819 Před 5 lety +9977

    Best anti drug commercial ever.

  • @wawathulu5637
    @wawathulu5637 Před 4 lety +3604

    He was trying to glitch himself underneath the world.

    • @warrenashburnwa
      @warrenashburnwa Před 4 lety +3

      Hahahaha!😃😃😃😃

    • @jetmaneheart3605
      @jetmaneheart3605 Před 4 lety +31

      Well I mean... he succeeded... problem is there's no quick travel out of there... Either he somehow phases completely out of the map and respawn in the surface or he's just stuck down there till the Floridian server shuts down.

    • @beetleweetle
      @beetleweetle Před 4 lety

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @gracedel5274
      @gracedel5274 Před 4 lety +2

      Omg world of warcraft memories

    • @xX_Qu1ckSc0peZzHD_Xx
      @xX_Qu1ckSc0peZzHD_Xx Před 4 lety

      Epic comment

  • @leaf16nut
    @leaf16nut Před 2 měsíci +8

    “Random quote from the video we all just watched” 😂😂😂

  • @firepenguins3307
    @firepenguins3307 Před 4 lety +4731

    Kid: mom i wanna watch IT chapter 2!!!
    Mom: we have it at home
    *IT chapter 2 at home:*

  • @RuffledRowlit
    @RuffledRowlit Před 4 lety +8922

    Thanks youtube rabbit hole for showing me this gem of a video

    • @_Fyodor_Dostoevsky_
      @_Fyodor_Dostoevsky_ Před 4 lety +43

      Best part: "im following instructions"
      "There aint no fucking instructions"

    • @graysonh8470
      @graysonh8470 Před 4 lety +22

      I haven’t even been rabbit-holed. CZcams just decided, “This. He needs to see this now.”

    • @ironkrusher
      @ironkrusher Před 4 lety +1

      Indeed

    • @rohansmith4603
      @rohansmith4603 Před 4 lety +3

      Ruffled bro wasup

    • @jakekelly4503
      @jakekelly4503 Před 4 lety +2

      He’s got a be gutted

  • @alangarcia8381
    @alangarcia8381 Před 3 lety +2613

    Literally anyone: wtf r u doing?
    Sewer crackhead: my goals are beyond your understanding

    • @BulkLion10
      @BulkLion10 Před 3 lety +77

      He’s following the instructions

    • @243wayne1
      @243wayne1 Před 3 lety +2

      Next to the Allen Key that he left. Somewhere...

    • @abdulazez3074
      @abdulazez3074 Před 3 lety +10

      he’s i found he’s goals he is on a quest to find the key that he lost because he has instructions to it (JK)

    • @alangarcia8381
      @alangarcia8381 Před 3 lety +10

      @@BulkLion10 the lego instructions went too far

    • @xXxJSCOTTxXx
      @xXxJSCOTTxXx Před 3 lety +13

      Plot Twist: He is the actual second coming of Jesus Christ and is following God the Father's instructions...
      Only those who follow him into the sewer will find salvation from the coming apocalypse.
      Don't forget your flashlights.

  • @vrzM8
    @vrzM8 Před 27 dny +3

    This remains the funniest/ greatest video ever. Love how cameraman keeps going from confusion and sympathy to pure contempt 😂

  • @dionflynn
    @dionflynn Před 6 lety +6610

    When he tells his recovery story and says, "Man, drugs had me in the gutter," it will certainly have the ring of truth.

    • @traciemartin3785
      @traciemartin3785 Před 5 lety +12

      😆 So true.

    • @youngkat3591
      @youngkat3591 Před 5 lety +108

      Plot twist he never recovers

    • @TheIndependentLens
      @TheIndependentLens Před 5 lety

      MmmmmmHmmmm . . . It sure will.

    • @sickwidit7562
      @sickwidit7562 Před 5 lety +23

      When youre literally in the gutter you dont get no recovery story

    • @imFurbs
      @imFurbs Před 5 lety +29

      Addicts have some of the best fucking stories man, funny but at the same time makes you aware of the shit that goes on with addiction. My mother helped recovering addicts, and I met some crazy people, and heard some crazy fucking stories growing up.. Shit that made me never want to fuck with hard drugs. Glad I did too, for sure lowered my chance of becoming a addict my self. Never get why parents shelter kids from drugs, instead of make them more aware and open-minded of what they can do.

  • @justurtypicalteenager4989
    @justurtypicalteenager4989 Před 4 lety +3663

    teacher: where do you see yourself in 10 years?
    me:

  • @breggden
    @breggden Před 4 lety +2281

    "I ain't your buddy.. guess I am tonight"
    This guy is playing RDR2 and just found an npc with a side mission

    • @JasonGravewalker
      @JasonGravewalker Před 4 lety +59

      Imagine if they put a side mission like this in the next GTA

    • @patrikhorvat7381
      @patrikhorvat7381 Před 4 lety +1

      Lmao

    • @nadiaell.3231
      @nadiaell.3231 Před 4 lety +5

      Jose Morales lmao next gta is probably gonna be in Vice city anyway 😂🤷🏽‍♀️

    • @JasonGravewalker
      @JasonGravewalker Před 4 lety +3

      @@nadiaell.3231 It'd be great if they returned to a modern day Vice City

    • @nadiaell.3231
      @nadiaell.3231 Před 4 lety +4

      Jose Morales that be pretty cool indeed! But a vice city set in the 80’s would also be freaking amazing! I’m gonna play it regardless 😂

  • @alexanderbjorklund6188
    @alexanderbjorklund6188 Před 3 měsíci +14

    7years later and CZcams gives me this video

  • @Sda-vh1or
    @Sda-vh1or Před 4 lety +3062

    If that guy became a rapper he should hold every right to say “I’m straight from the gutter....”

  • @ariaangelical
    @ariaangelical Před 4 lety +2959

    georgie never died he got stuck in that gutter all these years.

  • @kittylurks
    @kittylurks Před 4 lety +10412

    It's weird thinking that this is actually the child of someone.

    • @dddila
      @dddila Před 4 lety +399

      Or a father of someone
      *shocked pikachu face*

    • @bemotivated8443
      @bemotivated8443 Před 4 lety +90

      Or it could just be a demon or Pennywises Brother

    • @lambertstarr1218
      @lambertstarr1218 Před 4 lety +11

      @DeadLittlePunkDoll hopefully not, but he probably is

    • @ivens6302
      @ivens6302 Před 4 lety +29

      I always think that way.

    • @Rentfree404
      @Rentfree404 Před 4 lety +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @martareitmajer
    @martareitmajer Před 2 dny +1

    I’m on a whole journey through all the “cracked abilities” on CZcams. I’m enjoying it to the fullest.

  • @kiona91
    @kiona91 Před 4 lety +2824

    “so what the fUck are u doing in here-“
    *”aaMaaAziNg graaaAaacE”*

  • @Monika_Doki
    @Monika_Doki Před 4 lety +3013

    He’s just trying to finish the Thieves’ Guild quests in Skyrim, cut him a break

    • @LookingGlass69
      @LookingGlass69 Před 4 lety +9

      Monikaaaaaa

    • @Cervidae
      @Cervidae Před 4 lety +32

      GOD DAMMIT MERCER FREY

    • @scottflores1726
      @scottflores1726 Před 4 lety +3

      Lmao🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @rsajay6256
      @rsajay6256 Před 4 lety +5

      This is the problem with playing b according to walk throughs, sometimes the instructions are wrong

    • @sladegenshin5090
      @sladegenshin5090 Před 4 lety +18

      Hes tryna become a nightingale

  • @FireCake
    @FireCake Před 4 lety +4129

    “So what do you plan on doing after highschool?”

  • @HyperSlayer
    @HyperSlayer Před 4 měsíci +2

    Honestly tho what a great guy, no matter how bad he didn’t want to be there he even knew he had to help him 😂 “I’m not your buddy… we’ll I guess I am for tonight,” said it all 😂

    • @retrolovesmonika3959
      @retrolovesmonika3959 Před 3 dny

      He's angry at him like a disappointed uncle, it's honestly kinda adorable

  • @KobraVR
    @KobraVR Před 4 lety +1979

    This is how every secret agent movie would end if they were realistic

  • @smokeymanalotoo
    @smokeymanalotoo Před 3 lety +2949

    "you're trapped in a goddamn gutter, man."
    literally and metaphorically

  • @theworldisareview8181
    @theworldisareview8181 Před 4 lety +81253

    You've heard of pennywise. Now introducing pennyless.

  • @RaylanGivens123
    @RaylanGivens123 Před 2 měsíci +2

    Every single line the guy filming says is a certified hood classic

  • @samralston8622
    @samralston8622 Před 4 lety +5768

    The guy who filmed this is incredible at talking

    • @thedopestgamer28
      @thedopestgamer28 Před 4 lety +519

      YOUR TRAPPED IN A GOD DAMN GUTTER MAN

    • @spacey_mikey
      @spacey_mikey Před 4 lety +23

      ?

    • @jonh6912
      @jonh6912 Před 4 lety +343

      Fully agree. Some people just have that nack of projecting sentences in a funny way, this man is said people.

    • @samralston8622
      @samralston8622 Před 4 lety +236

      Jon H “are you hiding from someone”
      “Nope”
      “So what the... fuck are you doing in there?”

    • @samralston8622
      @samralston8622 Před 4 lety +168

      Jon H “is that Derek?”
      “No I ain’t Derek”
      “you look like my buddy Derek”
      No I ain’t your buddy, well I guess I am tonight man, you fucked man”
      Genius.

  • @wetnewportfilms
    @wetnewportfilms Před 4 lety +1565

    “What are you doin man?”
    “I don’t know bro I’m following instructions”

    • @bigmud
      @bigmud Před 4 lety +36

      There are no fucking instructions😂😂😂

    • @LimitlessYT1
      @LimitlessYT1 Před 4 lety +8

      Demons

    • @carlsagen.4858
      @carlsagen.4858 Před 4 lety +3

      Dude got instructed to go fuck himself. I bet we could find my high-school girlfriend somewhere near him.

    • @ChavrousSmith123
      @ChavrousSmith123 Před 4 lety

      Found it right when he said it

    • @YZINBLAZE
      @YZINBLAZE Před 4 lety +5

      Hes following the instructions from the voices in his head

  • @PattyWinters123
    @PattyWinters123 Před 4 lety +3549

    I don’t know why everyone is so weirded out by this. He’s obviously just following instructions.

    • @SK_Esskay
      @SK_Esskay Před 4 lety +13

      What u mean bro who’s instructions? Or is this a joke

    • @michelleserna8167
      @michelleserna8167 Před 4 lety +38

      mr khan it's a joke

    • @SK_Esskay
      @SK_Esskay Před 4 lety +4

      Raven The Goddess of Heauxs and Da Woke ur username seems like u been spending too much time on the Internet

    • @night06phere35
      @night06phere35 Před 4 lety +6

      @Raven The Goddess of Heauxs and Da Woke
      Ah yes, heart attacks and delusions are "magic". Speaking of delusions, you're delusional

    • @matthew5200
      @matthew5200 Před 4 lety +11

      Ahah instructions unclear ended up in the sewer

  • @tarrellsmith3260
    @tarrellsmith3260 Před 4 měsíci +11

    🤣never heard anyone so angry at someone they don’t know get trapped in the sewer

  • @stoneytherock5670
    @stoneytherock5670 Před 4 lety +3061

    Why is no-one talking about
    "What are you DOIN?"
    "I had a fukin Allen key"
    ...
    "Are you derek?"

    • @jerryhenson3916
      @jerryhenson3916 Před 4 lety +58

      I noticed that, too.
      I've had to crawl into some uncomfortable spaces to look for a dropped tool (I work on airplanes), but it's never been a place I can't get out of.

    • @StaleCrony
      @StaleCrony Před 4 lety +10

      Jerry Henson he could have been searching for something. Maybe he is not a crackhead.

    • @jerryhenson3916
      @jerryhenson3916 Před 4 lety +70

      The guy's definitely not right, one way or the other; he's confused, talking nonsense, and genuinely unsure about how serious of a predicament he's in.
      While he may be not be a crackhead per se, nobody in their right mind goes crawling into a sewer if it's not life or death.

    • @StaleCrony
      @StaleCrony Před 4 lety +7

      Jerry Henson yeah your right. He is not in the right mind at all. I would love to know what was going through his mind when he decided to go in there.

    • @superb5218
      @superb5218 Před 4 lety +13

      @@StaleCrony Yeah, I am sure theres some truth to the fact that he is looking for an allen wrench, but who knows if he even dropped it down there or some voices in his head told them that it was down there.

  • @blackdynamite2302
    @blackdynamite2302 Před 4 lety +39330

    Florida doesn’t even seem like a real place at this point

    • @taranel
      @taranel Před 4 lety +251

      Black Dynamite that’s because it’s absolutely not

    • @vickys.love00
      @vickys.love00 Před 4 lety +327

      Black Dynamite florida is the place to be sir 🌞 come join us

    • @sadkidwithdowns4660
      @sadkidwithdowns4660 Před 4 lety +418

      You have no idea how normal this is down here

    • @silverdays2909
      @silverdays2909 Před 4 lety +106

      @@sadkidwithdowns4660 bro you need to write a book anout this

    • @channelwithoutaname2180
      @channelwithoutaname2180 Před 4 lety +326

      Fantasy Florida:🏖
      Actual Florida:🏚

  • @nachobae3300
    @nachobae3300 Před 4 lety +5544

    guy: *crawling through sewers singing amazing grace*
    other guy: wtf are you doing??
    guy: f o l l o w i n g i n s t r u c t i o n s

  • @carfo
    @carfo Před 3 měsíci +7

    this is what it was like to play RPGs before there were quest markers. the instructions would be like, "go rescue the cat that went east" and all of a sudden you're in the fking gutter trapped under the road

  • @Kodos2024
    @Kodos2024 Před 4 lety +2144

    I like how he was talking to him like he was stuck there forever.

    • @gloriagar1159
      @gloriagar1159 Před 4 lety +11

      Yea ..i thought that to.lmfao

    • @ammagon4519
      @ammagon4519 Před 4 lety +9

      I mean I'm pretty sure the guy is stuck there for eternity

    • @Bookwhiff
      @Bookwhiff Před 4 lety +19

      what the fuck are you doin. You trapped in the goddamn gutter man...

  • @truetruths8090
    @truetruths8090 Před 4 lety +9517

    That’s not a crackhead, crackheads don’t need flashlights.

    • @hamclaptrapman5700
      @hamclaptrapman5700 Před 4 lety +69

      All these are fake and of the same guy.

    • @bricksie1391
      @bricksie1391 Před 4 lety +56

      @@hamclaptrapman5700 if u didnt realize they are all from same day lmao dumbass

    • @itssartimeciaaa6960
      @itssartimeciaaa6960 Před 4 lety +23

      Ari Dreams that’s why I can see perfectly in the dark

    • @bobtob8423
      @bobtob8423 Před 4 lety +77

      Crackheads have night vision super powers?

    • @MrJoshua12746
      @MrJoshua12746 Před 4 lety +19

      Tweakers see in the dark

  • @kourtneynycole
    @kourtneynycole Před 4 lety +2942

    i felt bad when he said “sorry bro” he’s probs tripping hard

  • @MOONZAY
    @MOONZAY Před 5 měsíci +9

    POV: so once again you find yourself watching this cracked out gem lololol

  • @Pierce456Go
    @Pierce456Go Před 4 lety +3556

    Where tf is derrick. He was supposed to be there, didn’t he read the instructions.

  • @christianshaffer2865
    @christianshaffer2865 Před 3 lety +3514

    “You’re trapped in the goddamn gutter man”
    “Yeah I know”
    💀💀💀

  • @WillowTheWitchy
    @WillowTheWitchy Před 4 lety +3617

    "im following instructions"
    well hes clearly doing a quest

    • @hero-chan9748
      @hero-chan9748 Před 4 lety +15

      hes on a search for pancakes, akechi

    • @ReginaRms
      @ReginaRms Před 4 lety +7

      He’s a goonie

    • @Mustafa-xd6jz
      @Mustafa-xd6jz Před 4 lety +32

      He's trying to get inside the institute from the sewers

    • @jmyers5686
      @jmyers5686 Před 4 lety +2

      That’s scary some spirit is telling him what to do

    • @Mustafa-xd6jz
      @Mustafa-xd6jz Před 4 lety +5

      @@jmyers5686 He's on crack, buddy. The thought of a spirit leading him into the sewers. Lol

  • @Jjjjjjjjjjnnnn
    @Jjjjjjjjjjnnnn Před 4 měsíci +12

    That's how you make friends right there

  • @distortion3451
    @distortion3451 Před 4 lety +2801

    "You hiding from someone man"
    ".... no"
    Totaly not sus

    • @Big_boom90
      @Big_boom90 Před 4 lety +9

      If you were hiding from someone would you go in the sewer? I wouldn't shii

    • @CommissarVito
      @CommissarVito Před 4 lety +8

      Joe white he’s on crack nigga he prob think the whole world afte him he’s covered in fickik shit lmfao what a dumbfuxk

    • @destructionandcreation
      @destructionandcreation Před 2 měsíci

      Yeah this guy knows tweakers well and is probably getting really angry from the heartbreak he's experienced from watching people he cares about decline like this. I both get the people saying he's mean and I get how he feels too. My husband almost ruined both of our lives over alcohol and I know way more tweakers than I ever wanted to because of my dumbass mother.

  • @simonunger2599
    @simonunger2599 Před 4 lety +7014

    Dude sounds like he’s taking the biggest dump of his life

    • @Hellavit
      @Hellavit Před 4 lety +59

      Simon Unger While stuck in the sewer. Coincidence? I think not

    • @Iron_Thunderstorm
      @Iron_Thunderstorm Před 4 lety +101

      Or cranking one out

    • @Jp1_
      @Jp1_ Před 4 lety +6

      That's what I am dining right now 😬

    • @rogermendoza9126
      @rogermendoza9126 Před 4 lety +27

      He's looking for the biggest dump in life

    • @ennuiii
      @ennuiii Před 4 lety +9

      @@Hellavit rain drainage* there's no open air sewers 😂

  • @disday5527
    @disday5527 Před 5 lety +1936

    Rare footage of Georgie. He survived and is now in his late 20s

    • @melstrum3661
      @melstrum3661 Před 5 lety +25

      You know after reading this is feel like my body is an empty shell I think my soul left my body and I feel like dying

    • @R3negadeStyl3s
      @R3negadeStyl3s Před 5 lety +9

      Melstrum Clips what

    • @nkmkay.853
      @nkmkay.853 Před 5 lety +2

      @@melstrum3661 i felt like that too but it gets better, dont lose hope

    • @greenstreet5287
      @greenstreet5287 Před 5 lety

      Lul nice

    • @thatoneguy7740
      @thatoneguy7740 Před 5 lety

      @@melstrum3661 probably anxiety

  • @CampBaby05
    @CampBaby05 Před 27 dny +2

    “Aaaama-zingg graace, how sweet” 😂

  • @dimaswitanto2994
    @dimaswitanto2994 Před 4 lety +1239

    Just imagine the people on the other side of the road looking at him talking to a sewer

    • @lostcake4258
      @lostcake4258 Před 4 lety +86

      And hearing the sewer responding

    • @inspectregadget2856
      @inspectregadget2856 Před 4 lety +46

      Just a normal day in Florida

    • @itwontcomeout5678
      @itwontcomeout5678 Před 4 lety +19

      Video gets uploaded “Florida man talking to sewer grate in the middle of the night”

    • @thaddeuscheeleyjr.369
      @thaddeuscheeleyjr.369 Před 4 lety +6

      It's Florida, they were probably doing it themselves a few blocks up.

    • @luccvivid1965
      @luccvivid1965 Před 4 lety +4

      @@itwontcomeout5678 Florida man calls the cops on a Florida man that gets into a car crash recording Florida man talking to a Florida man in a sewer

  • @viennasausage6690
    @viennasausage6690 Před 4 lety +4846

    Pennywise: “Ight imma head out-“

  • @Haedox
    @Haedox Před 3 lety +6013

    we’re all five bad days away from trudging through the gutter, following instructions.

  • @blueoceanfloor
    @blueoceanfloor Před 5 měsíci +3

    Is that Derek? No it ain’t Derek, man 😂🤣

  • @ooftime0022
    @ooftime0022 Před 4 lety +2107

    "I'm just following instructions"-spoken like a true sleeper agent

  • @justarandomnerd3240
    @justarandomnerd3240 Před 4 lety +3457

    I swear, Florida is in a parallel universe or some other shit like that.

    • @ubettagamestopem8267
      @ubettagamestopem8267 Před 4 lety +10

      why you had to say that ish smh u prolly from rhode island

    • @Jasondurgen
      @Jasondurgen Před 4 lety +41

      Ubettagame Stopem tf Rhode Island do

    • @ubettagamestopem8267
      @ubettagamestopem8267 Před 4 lety +10

      Jasondurgen tf florida do. i tell u what, rhode island too small.

    • @AK-hi7mg
      @AK-hi7mg Před 4 lety +6

      @@ubettagamestopem8267 what the fuck does florida do *
      Rhode island is too small*

    • @s.a.n_luis5444
      @s.a.n_luis5444 Před 4 lety +12

      As a Florida man I can confirm this

  • @Stak0
    @Stak0 Před 4 lety +4399

    “i’m just following the instructions”
    *instructions unclear, stuck in a sewer at 3:30AM*

  • @marleyboy7732
    @marleyboy7732 Před 5 měsíci +11

    All that grunting. Pennywise getting his freak on w/the crackhead 😅

  • @Toshiro_Mifune
    @Toshiro_Mifune Před 4 lety +2388

    guy recording is so pissed that the crackhead started to apologize, this is pure comedy.

  • @tsuni7040
    @tsuni7040 Před 4 lety +2017

    "just following instructions"
    when Shredder sends, he is not sending his best

  • @COULDbWORSE1
    @COULDbWORSE1 Před 5 lety +4492

    Everyone knows the sewer has the best acoustics for singing amazing grace.

    • @carterkovachik1897
      @carterkovachik1897 Před 5 lety +3

      Hahahahaha

    • @relikvija
      @relikvija Před 5 lety +2

      Go ahead and hate! xaxaxaxaxaxa

    • @WallhacksYT
      @WallhacksYT Před 5 lety +4

      Actually, it's a storm drain

    • @Jmagee2113
      @Jmagee2113 Před 5 lety +8

      Go ahead and hate! That’s why I go down there when I want to send a bare ass fart video to someone for the acoustics

    • @olilovesundertale3588
      @olilovesundertale3588 Před 5 lety +4

      Was gonna like but... 666 likes... I legally can't

  • @TheRealFMC100
    @TheRealFMC100 Před 4 měsíci +17

    I’m 7 years late but finally a good YT recommendation this shits hilarious bra😂😂🤣

    • @shawnadee7744
      @shawnadee7744 Před 4 měsíci +2

      Right? Like this is gold and im just happy YT hasnt somehow decided this needs censored its a really good prevention video to not do drugs

    • @catwithoutthehat
      @catwithoutthehat Před 4 měsíci

      It hits the algo every once in a while I always come back to watch😹

  • @MarkMaier
    @MarkMaier Před 5 lety +2243

    To find the Allen key, you must follow the brown river. There, you will encounter Derek.

  • @zebrathing69
    @zebrathing69 Před 5 lety +1041

    *GUY IS SO PASSIONATE ABOUT FOLLOWING INSTRUCTIONS, ID LIKE TO SEE HIM GET HIS HANDS ON A LEGO SET*

  • @kiCcRoCcs858
    @kiCcRoCcs858 Před 3 lety +1831

    "I'm not your buddy"
    "Well guess I am tonight, you're fucked"
    Lol spoken like a true friend 😂

    • @supremethegamer7410
      @supremethegamer7410 Před 3 lety +87

      🤣💯 literally sounds like the beginning of a true friendship

    • @zom3508
      @zom3508 Před 3 lety +74

      @@supremethegamer7410 Just imagine this guy gets off crack and when they get older he tell his kids how he met his friend in a "gutter"

    • @supremethegamer7410
      @supremethegamer7410 Před 3 lety +11

      @@zom3508 That would be so dope bruh 🔥🤣

    • @sethwatters99
      @sethwatters99 Před 3 lety +1

      😂😂😂 epic movie of all time

    • @DazedMMJ87
      @DazedMMJ87 Před 3 lety

      LOL!!!

  • @Seenowandknow
    @Seenowandknow Před 4 měsíci

    Lol "you stuck in the gutter"
    "You ain't kidding"
    Hits on so many levels