You Laugh You DIE
Vložit
- čas přidán 8. 02. 2022
- Thanks for watching! Hope you enjoyed the video! Let me know what else you want to see in the comments below!
Appreciate you!
Social Media: linktr.ee/Kallmekris
Cut by Jason Christopher Mayer
IG: @jayjaymay - Zábava
HOPE YOU ENJOY! LIKE the video if you do 🥰 let me know what else you want to see in the comments and have an amazing day!
Can you do a character unboxing video again?
Can we get more stuff with Kevin? I love to see the pupper
More tlc..90 day fiancé etc 🙌🏽
Kallmewhateveryouwant 😉
I will call you my perfect Angel!💗🥰😍😘
literally she's the only CZcamsr who compliments us in every video she's my favorite tbh she's so funny and she seems like the friend that cheers up you up we love you Kris
Second comment on this one
and brad mondo lmaoooo
She is not the only one but she yeah
I f ing agree she us the only one in youtube whom compliment us she is so pretty and kind
U are u so right
My friend and his autistic daughter went to the store one day, she had her allowance and wanted to buy something. When she checked out the cashier told her “$24, please.” And she flat out said “ $4!” Which was all she had at the time. The look on the cashiers face was absolutely priceless. After we laughed our asses off for a second he told the poor woman to just add what he had and he’d cover the total. But the total confusion on that woman’s face was worth the trip.
I don't regret watching this, I have bronchitis at the moment, every time a laugh I hack up a lung. Worth it.
Kris always has me dying with laughter...pure legend, we don't deserve her :)
So true.
Facts right there.
Yes
YES.
@Dicas da Anjel She’s perfection 😍
3:33 😂 The look on her face is pure worriness while I'm over here laughing my *ss of 😂👏💖
*off
So, before I was crying and just sad. As soon as I clicked on the video, I smiled. Thank you for always making us feel good and making us laugh Kris!
Kris we love u SO MUCH u make me feel better when im feeling worthless.
Never and I repeat never think you are worthless
All have worth, even the worst of us.
when Kris says "I forgot you were here" at 4:23- 4:30 over the puppies, I felt that on a personal level. It was just spot on.
4:18 “LOUK AT DA FLOOFDERS, LOUK AT DA FLOUFDERS! THEY’RE SO FLOUFDEY!! I JUST WANNA HEJEBAITAHASHUDA”
It's nice seeing someone else lose within ten seconds, I always feel like I'm the worst at these challenges
wow!!...you almost made it to rigormortis!🤣, I was laughing right along with ya though!...I WANT that bird!
Honestly I needed this. Someone hit my car in the school parking lot today and took off. Literally made sure their car was fine and then left. My anxiety was through the roof, but this gave me a few laughs. So thanks, you’ve done it again Kris!
Are you okay from the accident? Some people need to be taught to have some respect. Hope insurance takes care of everything. God bless!
@@AndrewDematteis I’m fine. But the person is in my choir class, and she didn’t even mention it in class. She avoided eye contact and wouldn’t talk to me. I don’t have her insurance information, so I have no way of holding her accountable. And honestly it’s not a conversation I want to have.
You can report to your insurance and they will go after her. Source: girl gave my fake phone number after hitting me. I made her show ID and had her address. My agent was right on it.
Fact: Kris makes everyone’s day/night better
Yes she does
Yes u r right
Yes, absolutely
Absolutely
So true
It's like cats just have this intrusive voice in their heads like "touch it touch it touch it TOUCH IT!!" I can't bring home sushi anymore because of my cat, he WILL put his filthy paws on it and will purr and make intense eye contact while doing so. It's like he tries to hypnotize me with his cuteness so I'll forget he's a dirty sushi thief.
I'm going through a really hard time and this cheers me up
Hope you get better!
Life is like a dick. It is hard sometimes but it doesn’t stay that way for very long.
@@szili76 oooookkkk
kris being one of my favorite youtubers LITERALLY when she compliments us it makes me happy
czcams.com/video/Q7USStVAS_Q/video.html
finally it's here
Gosh four dirty spammers
wt- ham are these comment
Haha I feel you I just started this video and someone(Kris) calling me a snack felt pretty good at that moment. Thaaaaanks for that
@@marcyroblox_edits6657 theyre bots that youtube for some reason wont somehow ban them.
Kris’ compliments makes everyone’s day 1000x better!🥰
Ya
My dog is always on the floor staring at me waiting for me to get out of bed
Kris would rather hurt herself than her dog and is terrified of frogs..........Perfection, I like it Picasso!
Okay, I am really running out of things to say whenever Kris compliments us, but thanks for complimenting us, Kris, it really makes me happier than I have been all day. I currently just hit my elbow very hard on very hard wood, it hurts really bad that currently I just cannot laugh. I guess I'm not dying then.
Okay, actually, some of these are just too funny that the pain in my elbow cannot stop me from laughing. Thanks for somehow still making me laugh, Kris, your videos are always fantastic.
Hope your elbow feels better haha
I love your profile picture
very hard wood-
Kris's compliments always make my day better!! love ya!
when ever kris said you can call me what you want i was like butter xD
"pivot...pivot..PIVOT" 💯 Best quote EVER
Kris' videos make me laugh, no matter how much of a s**t day we're having. Keep doing what your doing.
She's a lovely lady, for sure inside & out👍❤
Yeah
Kris you know what, I was waiting when you'll upload and I'll laugh whole- heartedly! And, I can never get over the part where you compliment us...so thoughtful of you. This is because there are many people who need this, who need motivation, who need someone to tell them that they're best in themselves as they are, someone to tell them that they have a reason to live too...You're such a beautiful and amazing woman and human being...may you always remain happy and be successful!! We'll always support you, love ya Kris~ ❤
Edit: Holy moly 🥴😳...I've got so many likes. Thanks to y'all 😃😁
i feel bad for scam bots
Same I clicked being curious and thought it was a scam (I am 11 and I screamed instantly and clicked off)
Yea, don't feed the bots, just report them so they'll go bye bye please 😉
welp
call me whatever you want
0:51 got me laughing so hard
lol
Your time stamp takes me straight to Kris's reaction to the "Macaroni with the Chicken Strips" video!
SAME I died of laughter i was died it was funny
@@asha-lynnhenrie871 I love how bewildered Kris looks before laughing at it! 😅
You always pull me out when I get a little down. Ty Kris much love 🙏💜🙏
Ross: "PIVOT! PIVOT!! PIVOT!!!!"
Kris: "gonna remember that one for ~later."
So no one told you life was gonna be this way
Your job's a joke, you're broke
Your love life's DOA
It's like you're always stuck in second gear
When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month
Or even your year, but
I'll be there for you
@@Misty_Frog WHEN THE RAIN STARTS TO POUR
Chandler: "SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!"
@@crow_struggles8075 ILL BE THERE FOR YOU
@@Amen.013 CAUSE YOUR THERE FOR ME TOO
No cuz I usually just laugh and brush off that compliment Kris gives at the intro of every video. But today, I went through a real rough patch, I was basically torn down and Kris gave me the first smile of the day for me❤
Look at the floofters! Their so flory! 😊❤
I love when the baby seems it makes me laugh so hard 🤣
I've been suffering from anxiety and stress recently because I have an ill sibling and I have my CE Exams coming up.
I started watching your channel a while ago and now it's the number one thing I watch while I'm revising or doing homework as you take every little bit of stress away from me.
thank you, Kris. Thank you for helping me get through every hard time that has been thrown at me Xx
You’ll do great 💖
I hope he/she gets well soon
I get it I have bad anxiety so I know how it feels but if you don't have chillax stress vitamins you have to get them they work like a dream
Watching ppl get hurt would give me anxiety actually 😂
U got this!!! I might be late for this but…
Kris, you can't imagine how much I needed this right now...
The day was a giant pile of shit, but you managed to make me smile 💕
I'm so sorry that you had a bad day but I'm also super sorry bots overrun Ed your comment
Why is there so many bots here?
@Beast v2🔥 aint you the bot that says that grieving big youtuber's dead relatives are rotting in hell? well im sure they'll be seeing you eventually. or whoever wrote the code that made you. why am i replying to you? you're a bot.
@@_QUACK_FOX_ Thanks 😊
Seems like I'm a bot magnet 😂
Same girl
I love the vibes kris gives off😊
Your the best youTuber, you compliment us every day I watch you every single day lots of love and support
7:53. Kris's reaction had me dying of laughter
I have to be honest, the coke one just absolutely positively ridiculously physically threw me on the floor laughing hahahahahaha a big huge THANK YOU KRIS!
Wow! That's impressive.
3:28 kris was actually worried for a sec 😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂
she got heart like a cannon ball! laughing out, no just smiled alot. thanks sweet!!
Kris is the type of person who everyone wants to be friends with. She’s amazing and always makes my day🥰🥰
Ahh I love her so much! I have my own mental issues and problems with my appearance in general. Kris helps so much with her compliments in every video and she's so funny it makes me forget the bad things temporarily. Really I just want to say thank you Kris!
@MINI DIVA butter? Like the dairy spread?
Don't feed the Bots people. They are flys & need to be swatted! Please report them 🥰
You know what's funnier than people getting hurt? Children getting hurt.
Shoot, Kris had me closer to breaking than the videos did. The floofders were adorable.
0:57
WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?
-Kallmekris 2022
4:10 almost had me spit out my coffee LOL
Kmk: I can’t with this app. Also Kmk: I love how people’s minds work!
AWWW THE PUPPY'S LOOK AT THE FLOOFTERS LOOK AT THE Ahauguatah🙈
Let me tell you something Kris, you always read these comments about how you make peoples day and make them smile and laugh, and you might think that they're saying all this just to make you feel better but believe me, all of these comments are honest and come from heart.
You're doing something far beyond just entertaining people, you are giving them hope and happiness and I'm saying this as someone who is now alive just because of you, LITERALLY.
Believe in what you're doing and keep it up.
Love you ❤️🥰
3:12 my man folded like origami paper
R.I.P
Kris
“She laughed”
0:55 On the second one just the "AW😲😲😲" killed me.
9:50
“Frogs terrify me”
OMGGG THANK GOD IM NOT THE ONLY ONE I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE THANK U KRIS FOR NOT MAKING ME FEEL LONELY THANK U
Kris' videos are always a wonderful break from this chaotic thing we call life.
I’ve gotten Final Destination’d about 20 times watching this
Kallmewhateveryouwant. Iconic.
i literally couldn't breath while laughing on 3:28 - 3:37, kris's dissapointed face at the end though made me laugh even more.
"oh he locked in he locked into his noggin oh my gaaaaaaaaa..." -kris 2022
9:25
The way Kris says raccoon just kills me already😂💀
She said we could call her anything-that one kid,”MOMMY!!!”
Kris: "How do you wake up in the morning?"
Me:
*I don't.*
I don't think I'll ever get tired of "I'm KallMeKris and you can call me Kris!" you're so amazing Kris !
7:49- Kris traumatized face. 8:34- Dissapointment. 9:26- Concern
The parrot singing Don’t Worry Be Happy 😂❤
Her humour, her laugh, her smile, her natural charm, her love for her fans and the fact that she genuinely enjoys making her videos makes Kriss the best.
5:24 "I'm not on many lists". Girl please, aint a list without you on it.
There’s not one list that she’s on.
I UNDERSTOOD THE REFERENCE kallmewhateveryouwant 😁
LOL 😂😂😂 I’m literally fell of my bed laughing 😂😂😂
i have a fear of falling so when i saw this 5:06 my anxiety just- skyrocketed
At 8:05 the bird is Whistling don't worry be happy
A memory I will always have, Me and my siblings watching and talking about Kris tiktoks, It's always amazing seeing her smile and always makes everyone laugh, she compliments all of us even though we are all strangers ❤️
Haha I wake up to my dog sitting on my face. He has also sleep kicked me awake. Lol XD
6:03
Man in the video: “ayyyyeee”
Kris: “oooooooah”
Kris being the most beautiful and funny woman ever- somehow also being the best person for comfort because she is amazing in everything she does and with putting a smile on everyone face- this beautiful goddess works to hard!
The pivot from Friends had me laughing
I *need* more of this videos, it's so fricking hilarious with Kris 🤣
i love how she always compliments her viewers in the intro, it’s so wholesome ❤️
me: dead silent but laughs at kris's comments in video
kris: "OMG!🤣 (laughs to death)"
Kris’s compliments are the only thing keeping my self-esteem alive
You can call me what you want.
I know you're talking to everyone, but when I'm watching you and you compliment us I feel like you're taking straight to me. It makes my day so much, and I love your content. You're amazing and you videos get me through the weeks. Love you so much
is it arcane or am i stupid like is it vi and cait
some 1 got a chush
Kris, you are a deeply beautiful person. I love how you bring light to depression and mental health. I've battled depression and anxiety my whole life, but i recently found a therapist who specializes in childhood trauma and she has helped me so much. I've learned a lot about how my nervous system was programmed by traumatic experiences growing up and I'm learning how to re-program it so I can be more comfortable in my skin. I hope one day you are able to embrace your strength and beauty.
Sounds like my trauma counselor I had. They were younger than me, but it never felt awkward. They were amazing at that. They were so kind and sympathetic. Plus it's nice to have a fellow enby as your therapist. 😌 🤍💛💜🖤
“ look at the floofters”😂
Kallmekris is the BEST
I really appreciate your complements Kris your always so kind and always put a smile on my face you are doing such a great job Kris!!!
Ur profile pic is awsome
@@Soup38520 thank you! yours is awsome to :)!
She just made my day after being betrayed and rejected and lied to an I know y'all didn't ask but I really needed this, Thank you so much, Kris💜
The way she called it a rac’n kills me 🤣🤣
0:54 made me cry of freakin’ laughter 🌝😂
"That's 10 dollars"
"Fuck you, it's 2"
"Just for you, 20"
'His ankles rubber banded that sh*t' got me laughing my head off 😂😂😂
Today I was having a bad day but when I watch this video it made me really happy.😊
IT’S ME.
You laugh you die"
Pretty much Jack Damons : "laughs in German"
"He locked 🔒 into his noggin" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Whenever I watch your videos on a rough day, it cheers me up and makes me smile instantly from the beginning when you compliment us. You show that you care not only for the content you create or the views or likes, but you genuinely care about your viewers, which I consider rare . You're so sweet and I hope that you continue to make content to make all of us laugh...
On last silly thing about the video: Congrats, Kris, you officially have almost double the lives of a cat 😂
7:47 HER EMOTIONS CHANGED LIKE 👏🏿
I could not breath and actually laughed for every single one. (Does that make me heartless?)
I’ve been having a crappy day and this is just an immediate pick me up! Love ya Kris ❤️
:)
literally i love how you always compliment us, and then continue to be so nice and funny, you almost make me cry 😢
Whenever is sad or depressed I watch u and after I feel like a new person❤
We a appreciate u and u are scrumptious❤
I absolutely love you so much you make my day every time I watch you❤❤❤❤
8:52 hoppotato lol