ASMR | (Hypothetical) Neighborhood Gossip 8-18-2021 (Soft Spoken)
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Theoretically, hypothetically, allegedly, there's something funny about all this, but I theoretically can't tell you what it is. Allegedly. Theoretically.
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I feel bad for anyone who isn’t all caught up on all of this, because there’s a lot of back stories that the rest of us are super invested in! 😂
Right!!?? Once I see she’s recorded a new video I’m like oh hell yeah.
Right lol
Yes!!! It’s so good!
Embarrassingly invested
My aunt used to say that when people randomly come up to u and tell you about their day/life means that you have healer energy and a very nice aura ! Dont know if you believe in these things but its kinda nice :)
I believe that! 🙏🏼
My mom is like that. I’ve seen complete strangers in the grocery store line start telling her their whole life story basically!!
I needed this tonight.. my mom just got placed on the ventilator battling Covid pneumonia. If you see this please take a moment to pray for her for complete healing. Mary you’re the only “normal” Part of my day I’m feeling today. Thank you so much 🥺♥️
Sending lots of positivity and well wishes for a full recovery 💕
Hi Tessa. I don't normally do this, but, I wanted to let you know I really hope your mother pulls through and returns back to great health. Just sending some well wishes your way 🙏
I pray your mother makes a full recovery and will be able to come home soon.
Praying ❤️✝️🙏
Thank y’all sooo much!! Calling hospital now for update! Stay safe and healthy everyone ♥️♥️♥️
I hope Vera, Crazy Lady, and Lottery Guy get in a street brawl one day and you can kick back and watch ☠️😂
People like “Vera” and Crazy Lady are why I don’t answer the door unless I’m expecting someone and the most contact I’ve had with my neighbors is a wave and a smile. Those women need to mind their own business. I don’t have the time or the give-a-crap to mix organic lawn remedies. I wish I could live on 100 acres with my house right in the middle. Maybe put in a moat.
PREACH
I am so unbelievably invested in the mystery of the dudes in trucks. Loved the video, Mary
Right!? I NEED TO KNOW!!
My entire family is speculating about the dudes in trucks. CIA? Aliens? Just a pipeline???
I would love to see Carl do the neighborhood update that would be funny to see. Mary you are awesome
Love everything with Carl!
Yeeeeeeeesssssssss! We need this. Also he needs to like put some stuff in about Mary as if he lives in like a different house on her street, that’s how Mary can still get info about what she’s been doing in relation to everyone else.
@@night.h0rse I would pay to see this 😂
That would be fantastic love carl!
@@night.h0rse 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 good one.
I’m in the middle of a head cold, and my 260 pound husband decided to jump onto an air mattress which caused our kid to catapult headfirst into my nose this evening. I’m here and ready to relax. Hope everyone’s doing well.
I’m so invested in the dudes in trucks saga! 😂 These neighborhood gossip videos are my favorite! Thanks for posting this!!!
Edit to add: I can tell I’m gonna be really invested in Vera too. 😂😂 “I smelled something metallic.” What?! 😂😂😂
Just got home from a long night shift and seeing this video at the beginning of the shift got me through! Now time to relax and hear the gossip….theoretically!
I love "our" gossip sessions
So Vera really is THAT person for her to bother two different people. I swear the people who say they aren’t ‘that’ person are actually exactly ‘that’ person.
Loved this! The neighborhood stories are so entertaining to me. Also, i share your feelings about Target ( “ like a roach when the lights go on” 😂😂😂), I get what I need and get out. I’ve never understood the hype 🤷♀️
Can you imagine if all of this is actually made up? If so, that makes this 10x more amazing! The skills it would take to make this up/ 😅❤️
Yes, just imagine! LOL
I was just about to go to sleep. These are the only videos of yours that won't put me to sleep cuz I GOTTA KNOW THE TEA 🤣 dang it now I'm torn
The dudes in trucks were looking for you because they know your on to them😂
You have single handing started an ASMR trend with your neighborhood gossip videos 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽💪🏽
That combination of Pepsi t shirt and white jewellery is really cool
These videos are always my favorite I’ve been keeping up for so long I’m so invested… ur neighborhood exists in some weird sitcom alternative universe, it’s hysterical. Also so excited you’re writing!!! Can’t wait to read/hear it, you’re such a talented story teller!!
I wish target made me anxious, instead it just makes me spend money 😂😂
I am the SAME way with target! People always love to go browse there and I can't do it, I can be having a great day but the minute I walk into target I'm anxious.
I'm the same- I get instant Angst walking into Target. My daughter, when she was younger, would get sick at her stomach (I won't go into detail) every time we went there. There's just something off about that place.
Target makes my anxiety go through the roof,I'm shaking by the time I leave. I avoid it if I can.
Same for me with "poundland" here in UK.
I’m so glad up I’m not the only one
I love these neighbourhood gossip videos, I'm a nosy neighbour in my own neighbourhood so I love hearing gossip from other people's neighbourhoods 🤣🤣
Ive been waiting for this one for sooo long, these are my favorite videos 😭😭
The whole part about the mushrooms had me dying 🤣🤣
Just the video I needed while recovering from dental surgery ❤️ Also, I’d get a restraining order against crazy lady if she’s harassing your kids.
Yeah- I think she needs help. She sounds scary.
I live for the neighborhood goss. Thanks Mary!
Omg I'm so early! I've been feeling down today and a neighborhood update is just what I needed. Thanks Mary!
Feel better!
As a writer myself I've always related to how you talk about writing your book! I totally get what you mean when you say that the story is in control of how it goes not you. I always feel like the story is writing itself not me 😂
These are my faves! I must of watched this every day since you posted it. I often wonder if any of these "hypothetical " neighbours would ever find your channel LOL . I'm so invested in the itchy/scratchy/joe , dudes with trucks, crazy lady and miss Margaret sagas. Thank you for this video
These are my favorite! I look forward to a new neighborhood gossip all the time. By far my favorite videos to listen to as I’m going to bed! Love you Mary.
Omg I have missed these so much. That are my favorite videos ever ❤️❤️❤️
My absolute favorite tipes of videos 😁
I missed these so much
Clicked on this sooo fast! Thank you for uploading I love these
I LOVE IT when Queen Mary of ASMR posts. Mary, your voice is always so soothing. And stop apologizing for the way you look. You are beautiful, and your outfit is fine.
👍😎👍☮
Wow, thanks!
This is suuuchhhh a good neighbor hood gossip update 😍 thank you mary!!
If I could not watch one CZcams the rest of my life itd be you
Hypothetically, I may or may not want to totally move into your neighborhood! Hypothetically of course!
The more you do the better these get! Love love love it!
Start of your video-Wow you're so productive Mary! I struggle to get to the gym after work ...you've motivates me to go!
i keep having to come back to this because i always fall asleep but i MUST know all the hypothetical gossip
That was great! I was wondering about the 'Dudes in Trucks'. They sound very otherworldly to me. Especially after the hole event. Watch out for spinning, flashing light saucer shaped vehicles in the sky! 😏 🛸 ✌
YES! I love the neighborhood gossip!!
When I tell you, Mary, you post right when I need you the most.
Okay but folding my t shirt sleeves does make me feel so fancy 💅🏼👑
i’ve been waiting for this!!! thank you!!
I’ve been waitin’ for this one! My favs ❤️ thank you Mary!
Yes! I've been waiting for this!!! Thanks Mary🙂
My nosey self clicked so fast!! 😂 Love these!
Get in I’ve been waiting for these for ages as i love them thank you so much 😊❤️❤️❤️
I am the SAME about Target and everyone thinks I’m nuts! I could never go in a Target again in my life and I’d be totally fine.
omg the part where you explained how people in stores always think that you work there regardless of how you're dressed was so funny to me because the exact same thing used to happen to me a lot! i remember this one particular time that i was at michael's shopping for halloween decor and a man came up to me and asked if i worked there...even though i was wearing an oversized black hoodie??
I would be happy if you just had time to do neighborhood gossip videos and planning your wardrobe for the week! Those are my absolute favorites. 😍
Looking great Mary! Your neighborhood gossip videos are my favorite! ❤️
I Love These Neighborhood Gossip Videos!
I really perked up when "Dudes in Trucks" was mentioned!
Getting ready to watch this. I wanted to tell you Mary that I made your strawberry bread recipe and it was a huge hit!! 🍓🙌
Love these videos...thank you!
MARY!! WHEN I TELL YOU IVE HAD SUCH A LONG DAY AND I GOT ON CZcams THINKING IM GOING TO LOOK AT YOUR VIDEOS TO MAKE MY DAY AND I ALSO THOUGHT ITD BE AWESOME IF YOU HAD A NEW NEIGHBORHOOD GOSSIP BC ITS BEEN AWHILE SINCE THE LAST ONE AND THESE ARE MY FAVORITE. sorry I'm typing in all caps but I didn't get around to even getting to your channel bc (kids) but now they are asleep and it's me time and load and behold you and God knew the day I had 😭 ok let me rewind now. Lights are OUT and I'm sure I'll be asleep within the first 10 mins lol. You rock !!
Yay love the gossip neighborhood videos
Spill that tea Mary! SPILL IT! I'll always be here for it LOL
I love these gossip videos 😁
These are still my favourite!
Yes!!!!!! Love these hypothetical takes
*Tales
I've been waiting so long for this!!!🥰
I am not sure what had me laughing harder, that you were concerned about your stuff not being good enough to be taken or the sound of the " Wing wing" bike. Omg. You can sure tell a story! Thanks for this video!
I really love hearing about your gossip.
I love these videos always got me laughing
Doorbell chimes, and it's BOTH Crazy Lady and Miss Vera! Double-team!!
Yesss love you & these videos Soo much ❤️❤️
Mary you are absolutely hilarious. Tripp with two P's, Dad still calls him sport 🤣🤣
Yay Mary these are one of my fave videos
Clicked this video because you outfit colors are FIRE!! Honestly. Editorial.
I love these so much
Hi my dear Mary!!!!
I love your talks and vlogs about the neighborhood!!!!
Very entertaining!!!
Be safe hon
Love ya!! ✌️✌️🌼🌼🌼🌼🌼✌️✌️
This is hilarious about Vera being your Harvest!!! Wow! 🤣😂🤣😂
I live for these vids
Simply wonderful, theoretically, thanks.
I think the “pipeline” is something to do with some construction that crosses indigenous land
You said you're pushing 50? I thought you were in your 30's. Whatever you're doing, keep doing it. I love these videos. i just put them on back to back and listen :)
I think the colour of the MG you've described is probably British Racing Green, lovely shade. NB, over here we tend to paint the house name or number on our wheelie bins (trash cans) which avoids the danger of attacks from "crazy ladies !" :^)
Well from hearing about the people on your street I wouldn’t come pave it either of I’m honest 😂😂
My husband is one of those people that no matter where he is....everyone wants to talk to him, ask him something...it's a whole thing and he's a super shy introvert which makes for these situations even more cringe! 😂
Harvest IRL omg 😂
Same..people always tell me things they would never tell a soul
I laughed through this entire video. You are hilarious Mary 😂😂😂😂
I agree. She is so funny!
I love your videos
I like the lonesome train. Wooo Woo.
Oh my gosh I’m in my 20s and so many people think I work places anytime I’m in some place shopping 🤣 it’s obnoxious! I’ve told some “no” and they say “well can you help me find this anyways” lol
Love this 😍
YAAAAAAS, I LIVE FOR YOUR GOSSIP VIDEOS....👀 maybe
Does North Carolina not do bins for green/organic waste? What do you do with lawn clippings etc?
Lol I had the same cancer lecture from my neighbors. I laughed so hard at this I’m glad I’m not the only one! I literally felt like they were making me waste my time. I had to be so nice but I honestly didn’t like that.
Also your pepsi shirt is so cool
Oh, God, the bike is STILL there??!
These are my favs
Love that necklace!!! #Fancy 💙🤍
I actually enjoy the sound of the train.
Wow Joe sounds like a delightful neighbor. One of those you go out of your way to avoid. You, hypothetically, have some crazy neighbors.
Haha I can’t get into Instagram either.
Oh my-people so the same to my husband and I. Tell us very personal things when we’ve just met them.
I like thinking they see “ healer energy” as Teresa said. ❤️
People do the same thing…
Wah, wah, wah, Harvest, go away.
So early! I'm so excited for the new gossip! Hypothetically, that is. Thank you Mary!
Whether it’s 11am or 11pm…Mary your a stunner 🔥❤️