Baboon Wars | South Africa
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- čas přidán 13. 07. 2013
- Broadcast: 6 February 2011 on Sunday Night, Seven Network, Australia.
Tim travels to Cape Town in South Africa to cover a neighbourhood dispute of a different kind. On one side, the baboon residents who have been there for a million years ... on the other, their human neighbours who are moving in. It all started when people began building on prime land belonging to the local baboons and naturally the primates took it very personally responding with a crime wave of carjackings, muggings and home invasions. This is the real-life version of planet of the apes!
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These baboons have too much time on their hands. They need jobs. Bring in a youth counsellor, perhaps a career advisor.
Facts
B OWEN Good one, turning a joke into something racist.
Let them run the DMV
@Violets divine spiritual shop LLC Divine very dumb
That statement isn't far from the truth . The Ancient Egyptians trained and employed them to pick fruit.
Imagine being mugged by an animal
Ouch
That would be very insulting
Thankfully, I don’t want to nor do I have to.
@Chicken Little I thought raccoons are gentil, harmless creatures. This is what the animal right's people tell you.
and we are gods or what
Who leaves the car door unlocked next to a gang of baboons 😅
Windows up, doors locked, face forward. Oh wait, thats philadelphia!
ikr.... what a bunch of idiots. 🤣🤣
or any type of door open in ZA 😂 there is many other dangerous species starting from the humans
“I can’t just let a bunch of monkeys run around all over me”😂
Boer English is entertaining..
Then just lock you fucking doors mate.
Sounds like hes in chicago!
You have a monkey running your country.
@@billybatts9491What he said is what the Africans said when they saw him and his troops coming to take their land.
He took his Johnny Cash album..lol
I missed that, could you give the minutes and seconds where that occurs?
@@19gregske55 3:33
Lmao
Baboon: Can't wait til the whole clan hear this
OMG OMG OMG LOOOOOLOLOL
They hella smart and know their protected by the law.
Nice thumbnail
@@GarrettRC5thscaler Thanks
They know the laws? Smart animal huh
"hella" smart? calm down with that shit. maybe smarter than you if you think they "know they are protected by law"...lmao what a stupid comment.
jas king was this supposed to be racist?
This would scare the bejesus out of me. These are big fierce smart animals. In Canada we have coyotes, wolf dogs, etc and nobody thinks twice about culling them.
"911 hello!I am getting robbed send help!" " can you describe the robber?" " Well it is a baboon sir"
He said “they’re like gangsters” 😂😂😂😂😂
Maybe they are lol
Lmfao 😂😂😂😂
Lot of em running around in Detroit
Lol
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Can you imagine a baboon stealing your car. Gathering his friends and joy riding.
That would be so funny 😂
@@tonyaclassroom9764 Not if its you
Detroit
LOLOOLOL 😂 😂
I was actually mad about these gangsters takeovers until I read your comment. FUNNY😂
Can you imagine there being baboons in the U.S. then someone steps out with a sign "Baboons Matter".
humans feel so effing entitled to plant their butts anywhere even if it destroys the world
This is by far the funniest animal documentary I've ever watched
It’s actually pathetic that we are complaining about monkeys. LOL of course they don’t respect us. There are no dire consequences for trespassing. That’s like telling a child you’re going to discipline them and never do. They’ll eventually realize you’re a bluff.
“Designated baboon monitor”
Between a baboon and my child my choice is done! RIP baboon or stay in the jungle!!
Only because there NOT in house,
Your car, trashing your property !!!!!
I would kill them. I think you people let these things walk all over you
You build houses in their territory... You will always have the same problem.
This guy as a never to call them gangsters
@Broderick Winfield And the land will not be yours anymore,soon,very soon
Until humans kill them off
Lol please. They're just disrespectful greedy thieves! I know a place where they have all of their territory but there a road that passes through it and these thieves will come and try and snatch whatever they can through an open window or beg from outside the car window (yes with full on hand signs) if you have your car all locked up. They have no respect.
Not if you just shoot them all dead.
Their laws and medical care are protecting the baboons better than the people lol.
They're lucky the baboons haven't learn to throw rocks back at those trying to chase them off.
It’s hard not to chuckle a bit. They have a baboon police force lol.
Akon Locked up
Maybe they should hire Ace Ventura
Marine Vet consider the geography and politics.they make the best out of what they have.aint nothing funny bout protecting your kids last food. ppl on hear probably justl went to a typical us sucky school sys. though stupid can be self taught.
Ohhh they will Kill your ass with an aggressive move..never do.
Marine Vet
Stupid is as stupid does.
"They don't respect us" - come on, you want respect? From a baboon ? 😂😂
Have you tried talking to them?
They report back directly to the FBI..
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I bet you a lion gets respected by these Baboons.
Rotfl 😂😂😂😂😂😂
McZee Thanks for the laugh My Friend
I was on safari in KENYA and saw the big 5. A terrific time. I’m ready to go back!
Baboons came into our tent ( we were outside) but it was a mess!
Same here
And you werent in the least angry
There would be a lot of baboons getting lead poisoning if this were my house
I love teen with the paintball gun. He has found a purpose in life.
Not really. He should have a .22 and be shooting them. duh.
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judging by his dads amount of braincells it will be the height of life achievment
Dude is tweaked 😆
He's cool!!
"They don't seem to Respect us." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lol
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I tried not the laugh but that line 🤣🤣🤣
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It's not the baboons that invade human territory.
It's man invading the baboons territory and complaining about it.
Ok snowflake
Territories exist because species move into them and make it. Baboons moved in there at some point too. Who makes it their territory, has rights to it.
Y'all should have never made that Planet of the Apes movie 😂
This is my favorite gangland episode
People like you make it hard for whites and blacks to actually get along
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@Wubneh Tessema Anglo-Saxon - relating to or denoting the Germanic inhabitants of England from their arrival in the 5th century up to the Norman Conquest.
@Wubneh Tessema can dish it out but cannot take it 🤦♂️I'm helping you by fixing your erroneous comment 👍
@Wubneh Tessema Anglo-Saxon does NOT = white you demented jackass 👍
In my country we always lock the car doors and our house aren't open like a shop，and we don't have baboons
It actually does. They will learn to lock their cars and doors
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@@Gio-hj1qy they just showed in the video that they know how to get past some locks.
@@ena3332010 yea when u leave the window open
Gio4201810 666 well then watch again: 5:03 You might learn something from baboons if are not even intelligent enough to watch video.
When He said "The're like Gangsters " and the Baboon opened the car😂😂👌
I wish humans and baboons could live together. Baby baboons are so cute!🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
Baboons are danger and are Jelousy
Why would they respect you? You run in fear, that is not a respectable reaction to them.
Fr😂
So right, the only reason many animals keep winning against us is because they're way braver than us all
@DesertSession93- I'm not sure if you've ever been near baboons or not, but these are dangerous animals. The males have 3-4 inch canine teeth that are as sharp as razors, and they are stronger than us. They can also run like the wind and have vertical leaps of at least 10-15 feet. The females and youngsters aren't as dangerous, but the males can easily grab and kill babies. They are also capable of severely injuring or even killing adult humans, though they usually don't like to risk more than a raiding type of attack, which can consist of knocking you down or giving you a quick and vicious bite before running away. What would you do if you suddenly came face to face with an adult male baboon in your own yard or house?
Come and try to not run away when these things get in the car with you or in your house. Easier said than done.
@@dmgib5239 I would kick it, hard, over and over.
Uh....doesn't anyone LOCK THE CAR DOORS!!??? Duh!
locks keep out honest criminals only. a simple rock defeats your locks by smashing the window. youre not too bright are you?
South Africa is so safe that nobody needs to lock their doors
@@joweiss6374 LOL ok
Right....and wont barred windows keep them out, hate seeing the monks with bb's in them
@@daytoncoke790 they were trained to use a special extension which is attached to their right foot. I know it sounds incredible but it's true. All trained under a special CIA program.
She obviously has never been at the other end of these vile animals wrath
you mean the baboons have never been at the other the vile animal's wrath? how is that possible when the vile animal invaded the baboons territory especially when there are other places to build a house ?
@@sunchildofsirius2462 If the baboons wanted to keep the territory, they should’ve built some walls.
@@JHank-yb4jv It would be of no value arguing with a someone with an intelligence quotient of 35 .no wonder the baboons are endangered .
Agreed
@@sunchildofsirius2462 baboons are not endangered you idiot, kill the baboons.
hot water may hurt them once but it helps to stop them roaming around your home,keep safe every one🙏🙏🙏
It's crazily amazing how they be opening doors like humans and take whatever they take and hop out like nothing happened.
When you got baboons around it’s not that smart to have unlocked car doors people be kinda slow
Imagine your grocery bill lol
Even cats without thumbs can open multiple kind of door handles.
The fact that baboons are a tad smarter than your average dem voter should not be a source of amazement. Unless you are part of these simpleton.
@@Eva-kd7wi i know right especially when wage growth are going backwards and high inflation is creeping in.. and don't mention the interest rate rises.. 😞
@@klytouch7515 It' s all over the globe sad
Guy said “they don’t respect us…” 😂😂 in the jungle you gotta earn your respect fam 😹
With kalasjnikovs they will give you respect
@@MysticYusha Kalashnikovs
@@MysticYusha kalashnikov is the name of the designer not the gun
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@@Silverado-nw2lj Actually some people do call it Kalashnikov or Kalashnikov rifle, there is even a Russian slang for it, Kalash.
And I thought the cats/ raccons in my neighborhood were a nuisance 😂
I remember one trying to rob me of my colddrink when I was little which I ended up throwing on the floor. The rest of his troop raided our car and even ate the headache tablets🤣
“ once you go baboon you can’t go back “ something don’t sound right about that phrase there ma’am 🤔
😂 "And you have gone baboon" "yah"
Trigga Banks 😂😂😂😂😂😂
As a Baboon I find this offensive!
she get freaky with a big male baboon every night
Trigga Banks
You know she likes there's big bold red Buns with a Frank on the side.
Haven't those people ever thought of locking their car doors?
Right. Simple. Should be an automatic thing like putting your seatbelt on onc you get in the car.
@@tynishamay2107 we must live in bad neighborhoods lol
well as an expert I'd say True I lock my doors instinctively whenever I get in my car. Can’t take any chances lol
@@CoolDrifty frfr
The baboons know how to pick locks and override alarms.
Yep, we have the same problem. In Seattle, Minneapolis and Portland! 🤔
And atlanta, memphis, new orleans, charlotte...pretty much the entire southeastern United States if we are being honest. They tote guns and hold them sideways...
You know with the title Baboon Wars I was expecting some actual baboon combat.
If a baboon can break into your house, you should probably work on your security. 😂
thank you! thats what i've been saying, stop bitching about government rules and acting like victims. 92% is not 100% tjat extra 8% makes up 5000% more advanced. Put 5 locks on your doors and windows, and if they get in, put another 5 locks on your fridge, cupboards and pantry. These fucking pussy making it EASY for the babboons are the reason they choose to raid homes isntead of foraging the wild.
bunch of whiney cunts. If it were me i'd build a hosue right on top of the fucking hill and poison all the food i leave out lmao
@@kevingibson7654 why not just kill them?.. they'll learn.
A man can't move like a baboon or fit through burglar bars, go over electric fences ect
@@georgegarvey9858 Thats wrong and doesnt stop them it could make them aggressive to humans
@@georgegarvey9858 We tried that on humans... it's called the death penalty. It didn't work for us so what makes you think a baboon would learn
They are very intelligent. I respect their hustle.
You would!
Lmfao 😂😂😂😂😂
Dumb comment. They arent intelligent enough if lethal self defense was ok there.
They are vermin. Like rodents. When they are hungry they like to prowl and patrol urban areas looking for food.
Till a guy comes out with an ak after a baboon killed one of his children.
Baboons with diplomatic immunity, you can't make this up! 😂😂😂
1:03 Bro gave me the light skin stare LOL
These people leave their car doors and windows open while they know that there are notorious baboons in that area....what do you expect?
3:19
Baboon: “what you scared for Alex it’s just me damn...I forgot my lunch”
Not funny cause it killed a 5 year old
Never underestimate the will to survive...everybody's going to fight to eat...and animals make their own rules.
Especially an easy meal. . . .
thats why theyre in real danger when they kill just one human…
if that happens and if its gonna get in the news or smth, i can almost guarantee people using real weapons and poisonous food…
its easy for us judging them from our home when theres no army of wild animals running around but it seems to me that a lot of them are fed of it…
and i cant blame them bcs i cant say with certainty that id be different
Many years ago I was able to hang out with a troop of baboons in this area in the presence of a human guide. He was accepted by the troop and was considered by them as the alpha male. They didn’t bother us and I felt quite safe.
sounds very goofee
The lady should live in the area where they are being a menace then if she loves them so much but Im sure shes safe and secure in her rich neighbouhood
Yes it easy for her to say things which favor to Baboon. let she sleep and live with Baboon then lets see what will happened to her after.
That is leftism 101.
women don't do that in their arrogance.
I'm a baboon, stop discriminating us.
If she loves them I don’t think she would really be interested in encroaching
I just love how the small dog at 0:27 started barking enthusiastically but ended in distress when baboon jumped.
Animal comedy does it again !
Lmao it wasn’t even touched but screamed like it was being killed 🤣
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😂😂😂one of the best
Only way to solve is to build a massive dome, move and protect the baboon habitat, or feed them in a different area to draw them away.
This is HILARIOUS 😂😂!!!
Bro imagine Tryna smoke up in a house there and a bunch of baboons jump through your window and steal your bong and weed
Instant death! 🤣😂🤣😂
Dawg I’d be straight turning them shits into packs
Hopefully they would chill down
Then it will be end of the whole damn nature. I will go on killing spree killing any animal insect bird dragon in my way
@@scipioafricanus133
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I'd leave weed cookies out for them
LMAO
Bro😭
A spaced out baboon?,,that would be interesting. lol
@@kaglekoa and dangerous maybe
LOL
3:45. He has a Chevy Cruze, American car, in South Africa! Nice!
We have something similar here in the States. Sometimes a troop will descent on a luxury handbag or sneaker store and leave devastation behind. Usually, though, it's a convenience store and they do, very occasionally, get culled.
We don’t have baboons in the states, so is this nothing more than a racial rant. Disgusting.👹
Aww look at you being all cute and racist 😀 how about you ask mommy and daddy for a treat now? You've got to be really really doing sad in life to always have a certain race of people on that thing you call a brain ....
I live on a farm outside George. For 40 years our local troop of baboons caused minimal damage to our garden. Then a troop of vandals displaced from the town, where they feasted on rubbish bins, invaded and displaced our troop. We discouraged the newcomers with bomb crackers, but they quickly learned to disregard these. Soon they began to raid several times a week. If windows were left slightly open they would simply rip open the window frame which would then need to be replaced. They did tremendous damage inside the houses. Dogs were severely mauled and one dog was killed. After a while they would watch and if we were in the garden on the other side of the house they would enter. i would walk into the house and find baboons inside
Our position was untenable. I asked several farmers with orchards in remote mountains how they solved the problem, The reply was invariably "we shoot 1 or 2, whereafter they leave us alone for many months, then they return and we repeat the process."
Obtaining a permit from Cape Nature, I reluctantly trapped and shot one. They left us alone for a year. Then I found 2 in the house and shot one. They have now left us alone for another year, except for raiding some fruit trees some distance from the house. However they still raid others in the neighbourhood.
This troop has grown so large as a result of scavanging that I think they may need to be culled eventually.
You are the trespasser. Go back to the city and leave those animals alone.
Blame the real estate for selling these properties that are within reach from baboon territories. It's not the baboon's fault that they're smart enough to figure out an easier way to get and stock food. They also acquire taste for different foods just like humans do. Best be talking to the real estate and demand for relocation.
You suggested that the baboons should be culled. But, since humans are expanding and encroaching into their territory, maybe the humans are the ones that need to be culled? I say this to make you think of both sides. You might think it's ridiculous to prioritize baboons over humans. But, what if a more advanced race of aliens landed on earth. Should they be allowed to cull humans because they happen to be more sophisticated?
@Max Sand I think a smarter idea is to cull out the humans with the least desirable traits - the stupidest and weakest. Does that scare you?
@Max Sand 👍
I don't think the lady at the end knows what she is saying when she says "I've gone baboon and I wont go back"
Scary but maybe she knows EXACTLY what she is saying! There are some sick freaks in the world.
nasty as heck
how can human men even compete
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She knows what she’s saying, dude. 😂 I’m sure she’s gone baboon before.
A thief who robs a thief has a hundred years of forgiveness. They lived in this place before you
The team tries to get them to stop but they ignore 😂😂😂😂😂.
Let's build our town right in the center of baboons, then act surprised that their there 🤦♀️lol
Ha ha, no kidding, right! 🤦🏼♀️
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Well said!
shoot them, they taste nice. And it's they're there you illiterate softy
Hahahaha right!
I just poured a bottle of laxatives over my trash can and those guys never came back to my house.
Lol
Or maybe hot sauce next time!
LOLZ
They’ll just crap l over your house.
Bong water, antifreeze should keep them from coming back too!!
They can sense when you don’t belong which makes you easy prey.
There is a part of town like that every place on the planet
"Once you go baboon, you can't go back?' Apparrently that lady is delirious.
She would blow one
If one ran at her teeth bared would she feel the same
Actually she has gone bananas
She's obviously a liberal who always places animal needs above humans!
"They stole my heart"
I'm left wondering if that's literal.
baboon lives matter
"big ball of steel wool" 🤣🤣🤣
These guys look like they live in nicer places than I do holy s***
It could be worse, imagine troops of chimpanzees coming down the hill every day...
It is worse, troops of politicians, lawyers, bureaucrats and airport security.
tas tiger imagine gorilla
@@shaundouglas2057 lol
a troupe of chimps would end up with a war between people and chimps because chimps are amazingly violent.
@@e6madmixtape467 Gorillas aren't that hostile. They'd probably grab the greens out of the fridge and chill on your couch and watch animal planet.
The God damn Baboon Police. I never thought I’d ever hear those two words together.
welcome to south africa...you have no idea !
They need bertter workout. And hand to hand combat skills to fight with baboon males.
That baboon monitor vest tho 🔥 lol and don't get me started on those high vis hats
Baboons are sharper than humans apparently lol
The troop is evidently successful and growing larger and larger. Relocate some or all of them.
I couldn’t live in that place. I can’t imagine living in those kind of condition.
It's a case of human beings invading a place baboons have called home for years even before development came to this environment. They have to look for a way to co-exist
Those ppl chose to develop that land, they chose to buy that house and they chose to live in that environment. These are their choices as humans. The baboons were already there.
@@CatEyedGoddess just like the native where already in America should the Americans leave then?
@@CatEyedGoddess
I’m not sure these dirt poor people have the option of moving.
@@samblack5313 Cape Town South Africa is not dirt poor…
This comments section is a masterpiece
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Lmao we took over their spots and keep coming down 😂😂😂
That's what you expect when building a house near forest reserve and nature has a way of taking back
Damn, they even stole a Johnny Cash CD. Thats over the line lol
Good one.
Lol. They walked a fine line.
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The people who want to protect the baboons should come up with real solutions and have as much love and respect for their fellow human beings' rights like safety and not being terrorized in their own cars and homes. I can see why that poor child was suffering with extreme fear. Children should not live in fear.
These things can easily kill a man!!!
They have been known to kill jaguars!!!
@@kirkkirkland7244 humans?
Why wouldn't you have your car door locked why wouldn't you have your Windows shut why wouldn't you have your s*** locked up but hey you know I can just be dumb
Amen..
The irony, after what you invaders did to the native children, truly god is a joke!!
I'd be afraid they'd bite me with those huge fangs
Humans have encroached on their territory, the baboons are hungry and are looking for easy ways to get food. It’s a scary situation because they might end up hurting people.
and because the Baboons will almost certainly end up being wiped out.
@@reasontruthandlogic…good😂
They stole your heart lady and they will steal all your food too
Vinicius Dugue 🤣wtf can’t stop these comments it’s literally 12:00 I’m supposed to be sleeping
she's a typical liberal moron
Vinicius Dugue
All it takes is one idiot like her to destroy everyone’s life.
Definitely this lady is stupid
@@handyman7748 women's voting right destroyed western democracy .
Baboon military...
"Captain, bring in the troops."
"But sir we are only one troop."
"I meant the soldiers you idiot."
Nice
I feel you should be able to defend you home children and proprietary any means !
I have a solution that may work for a while; play lion sounds where the baboons are causing trouble and also leave the odd piece of lion poop around…
They will learn how to use ATM's so keep your ATM cards in a very safe place.
Greetings from Italy.
..and move into your property
@@uhuraenterprise6372 Prefer them to the vast majority of humans.
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I almost expected one of them to start driving a car
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I can’t come to work- I was attacked by a baboon today. lol, this is crazy! Sad, thing is I don’t think the citizens can harm the baboons due to it being their natural habitat.
The baboons live mainly in mountains and highlands! Just live in lower land common sense
Plant some bushes and plants that have berries and fruits outs side the town and let them go wild so the baboons can eat that
I would invite them for a nice dinner
Cute Animals That’s what I said! It was their land first!
I would honestly grab them a chair and cook up some Spaghetti Bolognese or Rib-eye steak or chicken or order a few pizzas and eat with them. I'd honestly do that.
Just casually poison their food like whoops
I feel like the planet of apes is gonna happen in real life
It already happened. The apes took over.
(Humans are apes, while baboons are monkeys).
Humans gradually befriend and habituate monkeys with food stuffs and finally this becomes a menace
I was just waiting for one to wait out the paintballs then go chasing a group of people
Could they create a feeding area a little ways away with fruit trees, then make non lethal electric fences around village etc? A way to help both?
That's what I was thinking. Use preventative measures, like burglar bars, & or electric barriers. But give them your food waste. Everyone put their non food refuse in animal proof containers, & everyone take their food waste to designated area(s) for the baboons. And like you said maybe put up a vinyard or something for them. You know a multi faceted approach.
The population would just increase and you'd be dealing with the exact same problem.
Just wipe them out. We are the apex species and we shouldn’t let these little cunts boss us around.
@@tonalambiguity3345 you know if we wipe out the whole eco system humans will go extinct too right?
They are not afraid of anything
I can’t believe the government is going to put you in jail for killing a baboon that enters your house
I cant believe humans go build homes in places where those animals have lived over a million years and expect ANYTHING ELSE.
Sam M one we’re the dominant species we’ve earned the right to live where we want the fact we allow them to exist is amazing any other animal that was at the top of the food chain that decided to move in on their territory would’ve eliminated them ASAP lol
Sam M 2 you can’t go around hugging trees bro they’re a terror and they’re not like jus rats or something they’re fuckin primates with claws & fangs those fuckers gotta eat some lead 🤣
Sam M Well we’ve already done that countless times
@@samuelj2408 there is a fundemental problem with your argument
Love these baboons, they're such intelligent badass criminals 😅😅😅
Plannet of the apes real time 😆 🤣
I've been attacked by a baboon and they are WAY bigger in person than you think. An adult male could easily kill an adult man.
Not really.
. They respect the bro code. They can't attack men just women and children
Nothing that good sharp blade can’t handle.
I would put money on a healthy and fit 180 lb unarmed man being able to hold his own against (if not outright kill) a 70 lb baboon.
@@andreste1989 good luck with that....bro those things are wild they have no honor for your decency they will tear you apart ...one bite and you arm is gone.
@@johna.4869 its a baboon... not a gorilla.
Install electric fences around your homes. The system runs on Direct Current (DC) which is non-lethal but gives intruders a hell of a shock. It can keep up to elephants at bay. The only thing is that you will need to ensure that no human accidentally touches it.
We have the same issue with stray dogs in India. Many adults and children have been mauled by packs of dogs. But our activists prevent the authorities and the public from taking any action!
It is time that everyone rose up together to fight the menace!
baboons literally hop over fences genius. they jump from tree to tree unless you are suggesting they cut down all the trees
Can't just pull up in they hood like that. Lol
Looks like any major town in S. Africa on a Saturday night.