George W. Bush jokes during SMU commencement
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- čas přidán 27. 08. 2024
- Former President George W. Bush delivered the commencement address at Southern Methodist University Saturday where he joked about free speech and his well-known mediocre grades while in school.
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"And as I like to tell the C students, you too can be President" is one of the most underrated one-liners in the history of the spoken word. Fuckin Dubya. The man.
Love me some war criminals as well
@@Yeahright999 shut up inbred white boy
At least he is honest about being C student 😂
A C student who became the President
Bush did Titanic
Leo Babakhanian And he killed off the dinosaurs. That is just how he rolls.
Leo Babakhanian Thats a great way to attack and play down the correct "liberals" who rightly point out the blunders of Bush. Just type in a funny anecdote similar to his worst mistake and the left will seem foolish, sorry bud...but it aint working.
Adhiraj Sharma It was just a joke... I have nothing against the guy
Leo titanic was an inside job
Long live C students!!!
I like the way he joked through the commencement.
Is he suppose to be serious all the time?
After six years of Obama, I miss this guy.
***** Since you obviously have not been paying attention we are still at war for no reason, you had health care before now someone else is just paying for it, and we keep losing jobs because Obama is a halfwit.
Tri Cities all your sentences are non-points.
Tri Cities we were losing jobs before Obama came along. you're a dimwit.
You can't argue with liberals. They don't understand reason and fact. Only feel.
Chad Bailiff
well defend Bush then. what were the positive things he and his administration did? his negative column is overwhelming.
Yeah! C students become Presidents, A students become White House Interns.🤣😂🤣
After seeing the likes of Trump and Carson, I miss this guy.
That was classic! Halarious!!
*When your jokes are good but not hot enough to melt steel beams
Something the Narcissist in office now will never understand. Humility.
What obamas made plenty of jokes in office, your to busy hating him to laugh
Please learn the definition of humility. To reiterate my earlier point. Which seems to have gone way past your your ability to comprehend and as most Narcissist wouldnt either. SMH. If your going to attempt an attack on my comment at least attempt a valid one. Else you look like a raving idiot. Too late...
Yeah the guy in office now is just a humiliation
When he said C students can become President, i wish they showed us some High honoured & A students faces......
where do i find the rest of the speech?
Patty Culley thanks
LOVE ME SOME DUBYA! ❤️
love his speeches
Thanks Dubya was doubting myself going back to school
George Bush made a funny
Mr.president what is your plan for Katrina?
and it is still funny that New Orleans rebuilt Below Sea Level ?
*****
Kadea Katrina both start with a k
*****.. so?cool
I guess it helps your comedy routine when the audience is there for something else, and won't leave.
What a great word!!
I miss him in office. We sure could use him back.
Im sure you definitely feel that way now lol
All the liberals in The comment section are so salty, it's hilarious.
It’s finals szn. Gotta remind myself I can be president !!!
*JustPierre was here*
Bush is a reminder of what mediocrity looks like and how ineffective and destructive it is.
TPartycrasher Same with Obama.
Mami Burger
explain
*****
there were reasons for the delay and only those who were against ACA made that a meme. there was nothing illegal about the stimulus package. Obama is not in charge of the VA. the shutdown was Boehner and the republicans, not Obama.
the AP snooping is nothing but a tempest in teacup. it was done under Bush in the name of national security. same rules don't seem to apply to Obama. explanation enough? or do you get all your talking points from the neocons. you don't sound any different than what has been parroted over and over and over.....
TPartycrasher You are a reminder of how bad liberalism is.
ArtisanTony and your clown car of GOP candidate idiots is a scary reminder of how bad conservatism is. Bush is the icon of mediocrity, since we are talking about him.
all you need is straight Cs and a father who was president
D is for diploma
+luckylouwienner awww the little boy got his feelings hurt so he took his ball and went home. LOL LOL
You only need a father that command CIA
Love It! ! That is why I have Always Loved You! ;)
The last of the American Born presidents. Hopefully in 2016 the new president will be American Born. At least that way the person in charge of the USA will actually have respect for it and the constitution.
samuel avalos No they are just plain and simple devils and they will all burn in hell
People, Bush IS a good man. Wasn't the greatest president but certainly not the worst. Not half as bad as the moron we have now. And I doubt Obama's a Jew I'm pretty sure he is a Muslim.
Obama was born in Hawaii Dormitory, Kenya. (Yes, there is such a place.)
Disgusting that war criminals get away with anything, can someone please tell me why he's still alive?
Faith of Perfection Why are you still alive?
Faith of Perfection Um, because he isn't guilty of anything except for what low-information voters are told he is guilty of, perhaps?
"You right. He is a war criminal." Yeah, uh, we're gonna need a citation on that. A *credible* citation.
Faith of Perfection yes thank god Obama got us out of there and the world is now at peace
Intended Consequences Can you give a credible citation that outlines the credible reason we needed to invade Iraq? And please don't tell me it's because someone in the middle east hates our freedom.
He led the war that was invented by Dick Cheney for Halliburton. Graduates, never forget that or we're doomed to repeat it.
Still better than Obombya or Shrillary
Can he even sleep at night after what he did to world?
plung3r Yes... but only because he believes in an invisible genie who lives in the sky who happens to be on his side and that in the end will take care of everything, conveniently enough.
The same shit would have occurred no matter who was in office. Iraq needed to be destabilized for economic gain...Bush was just the guy who got all the blame.
plung3r He did a great job in the world. Iraq was a democracy that was working just fine before Maliki ruined it with his hatred of Sunnis. He left office with a successful Iraq and a successful Afghanistan. Both countries had people voting for the first time in their life.
Of course that doesn't matter to people like you. All you are thinking about is why he lied. He didn't lie. He was tricked by Saddam who was trying to fool the world into believing he had weapons.
I invaded Afghanistan and Iraq, what have you done lately?
I actually am a C student
What did he said in 0:54 ?
よりともShiro “To the C students, you too can be President.”
Kinda bothers me that no one ever replied to you
Free Speech is not only for those that hate God and Country.
Wow..
He led the war Dick Cheney invented for Haliburton. Never forget that. Graduates, never forget or were doomed to repeat it.
This comment didn’t age well
They cut it out when George said Cheney was a better President than Bush junior?
More like SMH University.
I just shook my head because it is true a C student was president for 8 years and Bush is an example of what happens when that happens.
lol don't got asking your Dr what her/his GPA was! You'll give yourself a heart attack😂
Here's an old joke for you:
Question: What do you call a dr that got all A's in college and what do you call a dr that got all C's in college?
Answer: Doctor 😉
Truth Sayer doesn't matter what people think, being A is different of being C!
Its about understanding, performing, dedication, contribution, hard/smart work! Beside all, its source of pride 😉
Its rarely you find a C student ending up with PhD
But, s/he can be a president
I don’t like the idea that grades measure intelligent and also the idea of grades defined your success
Lighten up geez I bet your real fun at Parties
HA........ Why in the world are so many bleeding heart liberals viewing and commenting on this video?
Vote in the next election, so that this country can heal from the "Obama years"
Get it RIGHT this time
NO........ not Hillary and Bill
Lol good one. Tell the one about how 6,000 soldiers died for your lie and how some people say you were a good president.
pettypettywoodchuck2 those 6,000 soldiers joined the military on their own free will. George bush did not put a gun to their head and tell them to join.
pettypettywoodchuck2 way more injured, and will suffer from life long PTSD.. 100,000 innocent civilians dead,,, and GIFT of ISIS to Middleeast will be remembered forever! Removed on evil dictator, to bring far worse anarchist vultures!!!
pettypettywoodchuck2 me and other soldiers joined on our own free will, ask the kennedies about the 10s of thousand they drafted to die in Vietnam. Huge difference between Volunteering and being Conscripted to the military by way of the draft. BTW, Respected Journalist Bob Woodward said the GWB wasn't lying about the WMD, and Clinton also said that Iraq had WMD while he was in office, guess where W got the information from, Clinton's 8 years of Intel gathering while in office.
Da Triton Even GWB would not say that they actually had evidences, and clinton's administration passed down the message.. in Fact, UN inspectors wanted to go down and inspect before US attacks Iran, but GWB claimed that Saddam was too dangerous for US security that its not worth waiting. Although US actually has Anti missile program, and saddam did not have Missile which can even get our middle east range. .... Truth is, saddam just like Gadafi wanted to sale oil in Euro, and US did not like this... Same reason now they are after Iran... Same reason they are not going after Saudi Aarabia although it clearly sponsored Al Quida, and probably ISIS also. Because Saudi Arabia still sells oil in Dollar only....
Milind Joshi I lived during that time, i was serving during that time, i saw Colin Powell's UN speech, and i was part of the 4th I.D. Unit that found one of Saddam's Mobile Laboratories, i swam in the pool in one of Saddam's palaces and pee in his pool. The UN reported that the Al-Samud 2 missiles had a range long enough to reach Israel, a violation of the UN Resolution that forbade Saddam from having missiles with a range long enough to hit Israel. Fact is that Libya sells 90% of it's oil to Europe, thus the sale in Euros, hello, that's a paris hilton moment for you. Saudi as a nation didn't sponsor Al Qaeda, it was individual mosques in Saudi, who tricked people by telling them the money was for "Charity" if you knew about the 5 pillars of Islam, Charity is a duty by all muslims, where the money that they donate in a mosque go, they don't know but the Imam is the one who funneled it to an Al Qaeda linked organization. IS was sponsored by Turkey particularly the party of President Erdogan. In case you don't remember, John Kerry, and Joe biden pushed for Arming the Syria rebels as long as they were fighting president Bashir. The U.S. armed the Syrian rebels along with the Nusra front, and IS as well, the U.S. provided training to a group that became Al Qaeda when afghanistan was under soviet occupation, if you don't understand the Cold War and their tactics, you should be scolding the USA. by the way, England and France stated their intel also concurred with the US that Iraq still had WMD.
This guy is still alive?
Genius
Ain't that the truth!!! Daddy's money helped a little bit,too. God bless america!!! And I truly mean that!!!
lol so funny, almost as funny as him getting all those soldiers killed.
Laughing Octopus Don't forget all the war-crimes he's responsible for.
He might not have been a scholar but..I am sure he know how to say Corpsman and we dont have 57 states or saying RSPECT. or where Asia is ( not Hawaii) or making fun of Special Olympics....
GW was not a great Potus...but he is far from the worst, thanks barry
Genius comment. :) I went to the Bush Presidential Library and you can tell that Bush is a good man. He wasn't the best president we've ever had but he definitely was not the worst.
You forgot to say president and killer
I say be like me f the whole world up
hahaaha how funny the man who killed 116.000 inoccent people in iraq he should be crying not laughing
giorgos stamp Most innocent people were killed by AQ and Shi'ite militias. Guess who killed the most of AQ and Shi'ite Militias? George W. Bush.
As a liberal, I don't like Bush. But at least have a criticism based in reality.
Give it a rest. It’s not murder if it’s war
@@zacgrasl4229 lol my comment is 5 years old and im not the same person i was 5 years ago i agree its war and jihadists killed allot of people in the end its war
War criminal.
Give up your day job and become a stand up comedian... PLEASE!
9/11
Lol... U know someone else wrote that joke... God what a goof!
I thought SMU was an upper level Texas school, one that kids compete to get i to. Being from Texas. Now I am not so sure. It's a joke. I hope the foundation gives money to those that are truly deserving. Hopefully those without a C average
you too can be a C student President.....*gales of laughter*....and you too can invade a country on false pretexts and kill millions.....*crickets*....